View Full Version : Your worst Promo
03-09-2005, 07:03 PM
What is the worst Promo you ever cut?
This is my wrost promo I hate this promo with a passion
We see Ilt in the locker room talking to an unknown NCW DIVA
Unknown girl: So how's Zack.
Ilt: He's good
Unknown girl: I can't belive I'm actually talking to someone who's like with Zack Morris. I mean i would like die if i was you. Zack Morris like so hott with 2 t's
Ilt: Yeah he his.
Unknown girl: I mean I have like such a crush on him you have no idea.
Ilt: I think I do.
Unknown girl: So how is he?
Ilt: Thats none of your business
unknown girl: O sorry
Ilt: Well actually he's amazing
Unknown girl: O I bet he is. So do you think like um he would like talk to me.
Ilt: Probably not. He doesn't like girls with an ugly Tattoo on their shoulders.
Unknown girl: Oh my God!!!! You did not just say that I have an ugly Tattoo?
Ilt: Well Actually I did. I mean look at it.
Unknown girl looks at her tatto
Unknown girl: :nono: Well yeah I guess it kinda is. Still he wouldn't even talk to me.
Ilt: No and he doesn't like to surrond himself with ugly women. He made that mistake by having Jese around him all the time. It really hurt his image.
Unknown girl: O
Ilt: Maybe after a little surgey he would talk to you.
Unknown girl: YOU THINK!!!!!!!?
Unknown girl: :'(
Ilt then walks away
Everything about that promo sucks. Except for ILT in the bra :naughty:
03-09-2005, 07:20 PM
When I first started off back in the beginning I had a bunch of crappy ones....I will have to go search for one.
03-09-2005, 07:28 PM
My spoof of Matrix.
03-09-2005, 07:35 PM
Definitely this one.
SPEAKING OF WHICH.......!
....as we come back from commercial, Splaya and Scorpion hit the ring for a promo, still bandaged from the beating they had received for the Church.
Suddenly, the lights flicker and go out. When the lights come back on, Splaya and Scorpion are gone, and Nowhere Man is standing in the middle of the ring.
NM: Poor, poor fools. They did not know what they had brought upon themselves. Now they're Nowhere....just as all of my Lost Children shall be. Don't be afraid for them, or for yourselves. For things are not at all as they may seem....
I will make my presence known, very soon. The truth shall be revealed, and the imposter shall be deposed. You will all see the man behind the curtain, and what his true purpose is. Until then, you are all....going....Nowhere
Lights flicker back out. When they come back on, NM is gone, and Splaya and Scorpion are back in the ring, totally confused
No real point to it, no real directions. Hell, I didn't even have pictures. From Raining Blood to Spring Bash, I was pretty much just a glorified E-Fedder.
03-09-2005, 08:01 PM
I can't find it, but the promo where Hitler spray painted swastikas on a Jewish grave site. :lol:
03-09-2005, 08:02 PM
Wow thats horrible
03-09-2005, 08:23 PM
I can't believe I wrote this shit...
TK: Pardon the interruption. I'm Tony Kornheiser...
MW: Here's hoping this doesn't end up as pointless as our Kobe Bryant interview earlier, I'm Mike Wilbon...
TK: The producers of Pardon the Interruption were offered a great deal of money for us to appear in a [air quotes] "promo" for a wrestler. So, here we are.
MW: We're going to have Five Good Minutes with the NCW Champion, Lou P. Daight. Lou, you there?
LPD: Hey, guys. What's up? I'm a big fan.
LPD: Well, not big...
TK: Uh...thanks. Anyway, we understand that there's a pay-per-view event coming up this week, where you're facing off against Redeemer and Zack Morris...
MW: Isn't he the kid from "Saved By The Bell?"
LPD: Well, he was at first, but now he's Chris Nowinski.
TK: Can you share with us your thoughts?
LPD: Absolutely. But first, here's a funny picture!
LPD: [As Ralph] Freeze, you crazy mommy!
LPD: Right, sorry.
LPD: Hey! How did I get in the studio? And you guys look different. You have hair!
TK: Hey, will you knock it off?
TK: Geez, it's like this guy's trying to caption or something.
LPD: Uh...yeah. That's exactly what I'm doing. Anyway, you asked about the match?
MW: About three and a half minutes ago.
LPD: Yeah, well, I don't know what's in store for me at Holiday Holocaust. No matter how I win, I'm sure Redeemer will find some way of victimizing himself. "Oh, woe is me! I was beaten by count-out!" Well, isn't shame a sin?
TK: I don't think it is...
LPD: Oh, right. Pride. I always get those two confused. Anyway, the point is...
LPD: I've gotten rather accustomed to being NCW Champion. Sure, I've only had the belt for, like, three shows, but I still like it a lot. It is...precious to me.
TK: Fuck this shit. I'm out of here.
TK: No, I mean, the Kobe thing was bad, but this guy's doing "Lord of the Rings!" I miss not getting straight answers about rape and locker-room politics!
MW: Tony, you can't leave me with...
LPD: You wanna see my Dan Patrick impression?
MW: Wait for me, Tony!
LPD: I wonder where they went in such a hurry. Ah, well. Back to my private island and my big pile of money. Now, what time does Hot Girl's flight get in...?
[Fade to black]
This teaches a valuable lesson, kids: Never promo just because you're bored.
03-09-2005, 08:30 PM
yeah thats exactly why I wrote my terrible promo I was bored
03-09-2005, 09:29 PM
Probably nearly 80% of my promos before Heat Stroke
03-09-2005, 09:36 PM
man when I first started, and durin my primetime era. things didn't start improvin until my carlito days.
03-09-2005, 10:36 PM
Mendez: What's this guy talking about improvin? I heard the only thing he's improved with is the number of crappy promos he produces.
03-09-2005, 11:01 PM
Probably my big announcement as MadMan on NCW about Radd's 2nd baby. No one cared about that! I would have said my early ones as a real nobody but this one... this one hurt me.
03-18-2005, 03:12 PM
I had a bunch of shitty promos during my Technically Superior days. I didn't know how to post pics without using the Image Attachments and they were extremely lame and boring. Oddly enough that arc saw my only title reign thus far.
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