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Kane Knight
03-10-2005, 08:10 PM
His promos keep getting fucking better and better, and this week's promo involving the destruction of the US championship is absolutely no execption. If he was even a FUCKING QUARTER ás good in the ring as he is on the mic, the main event scene over the past fewmonths might not have looked so bleak.
Marcyo
03-10-2005, 08:13 PM
He could get better, dunno if he doesnt work out enough or what else... but yeah, he's got the best promos, and the US title one wasnt exception.
Eunos
03-10-2005, 08:19 PM
His Promos are what has made him Tolerable as Champ.
Loose Cannon
03-10-2005, 08:25 PM
yea, no class right now, so I got to see the Beg of Smackdown and I got to tape the promo. That was the goods.
John la Rock
03-10-2005, 08:36 PM
Yes JBL is the best promo man in the buz today BAR NONE.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I like him better than Jericho
Nervous Ferret
03-10-2005, 08:38 PM
I was like rofl...then after they showed the replay, I was like, why not? Rofl some more
Marcyo
03-10-2005, 08:39 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this but I like him better than Jericho

Same here. I never thought I'd ever say that Bradshaw promos better than Y2J back in 2002-2003
John la Rock
03-10-2005, 08:43 PM
Jericho's stuff is just stale now. he's where The Rock was in 2002
Kane Knight
03-10-2005, 08:45 PM
He could get better, dunno if he doesnt work out enough or what else... but yeah, he's got the best promos, and the US title one wasnt exception.
He's just shit in the ring. I don't know if it's lack of workout or what, but they need to fix that.
Bad Company
03-10-2005, 09:01 PM
God dammit, I was saying this shit ages ago and everyone was like "UGHHHH JBL SUCKS OK? WE WANT BENOIT YADDA YADDA"
Corkscrewed
03-10-2005, 09:26 PM
lol

Me too, but not as sensationally. So I didn't stir much.

That and if he wasn't an ass in real life, I'd be a huge fan.
The Answer
03-10-2005, 09:54 PM
His promos keep getting fucking better and better, and this week's promo involving the destruction of the US championship is absolutely no execption. If he was even a FUCKING QUARTER ás good in the ring as he is on the mic, the main event scene over the past fewmonths might not have looked so bleak.

Fuckin right
Kane Knight
03-10-2005, 09:56 PM
God dammit, I was saying this shit ages ago and everyone was like "UGHHHH JBL SUCKS OK? WE WANT BENOIT YADDA YADDA"
Wow. You managed to put me to sleep in my own thread.
Crippler 666
03-10-2005, 10:08 PM
Why make JBL champ in the first place?
Gouda
03-10-2005, 10:22 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.

Blowing up titles = Gold.
Kane Knight
03-10-2005, 10:44 PM
Why make JBL champ in the first place?
Just a hunch, it might have something to do with the show he had, or the book, or the heat he got for being a Nazi...
Loose Cannon
03-10-2005, 10:50 PM
I read yesterday that business has actually went up on the Smackdown side the past few months and the Armaggedon PPV did a pretty good number.
PullMyFinger
03-10-2005, 11:01 PM
I agree, but too bad he's terrible in the ring. Destroying that piece of shit championship was great though.
Kane Knight
03-10-2005, 11:15 PM
I agree, but too bad he's terrible in the ring. Destroying that piece of shit championship was great though.
I'm surprised he didn't get a face pop. :D
Boondock Saint
03-10-2005, 11:20 PM
:mad: I was exhausted and took a nap and slept through the first hour. Damn it. Hopefully it'll be on a Velcocity recap or something.

But yeah, JBL's only redeemable quality is his promo skills. I haven't despised his title reign as much as I thought when I first read he won the belt, but I haven't loved it either. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually woudln't object to him holding the belt again.
Corkscrewed
03-11-2005, 12:44 AM
Ya know, I was watching it, and as they both stood on the stiars, I thought it would have been hilarious if the pyro guy messed up and blew the trash can up again. :lol:
Kane Knight
03-11-2005, 01:20 AM
Ya know, I was watching it, and as they both stood on the stiars, I thought it would have been hilarious if the pyro guy messed up and blew the trash can up again. :lol:
:D
RGWhat316
03-11-2005, 02:35 PM
JBL is definitely one of the best on the mic right now. I've said this a few times already, but if had a few of his matches go cleanly, he might be a credible champion. But the fact that almost every match involves a DQ or interference, is what really ruins his reign for me.
Kane Knight
03-11-2005, 03:04 PM
JBL is definitely one of the best on the mic right now. I've said this a few times already, but if had a few of his matches go cleanly, he might be a credible champion. But the fact that almost every match involves a DQ or interference, is what really ruins his reign for me.
Yeah, the mystery behind the Championship matches isn't how it will end, but which cabinet member should really get the credit for the assist.