Drakul
03-16-2005, 01:11 AM
...When you murder someone,steal there clothes and then expect to be able to walk around in there place,unnoticed. (hitman)
When you think you can carry any ammount of money or items without needing a bigger back pack (almost any game)
When you expect everyones clothes to fit you (hitman)
You take a mushroom,hoping it makes you grow a few feet.You get high but not in the way you hoped. (mario)
You steal a car and when the police start chasing you,you run into your house and change your shirt and expect the cops to be gone (GTA)
You set tennis balls alight and throw them at your little brother/sister while making "plop...plop" noises every time you throw one. (mario)
When you are told you can't bring your ciggarrettes someplace with you,you stick the packet up your ass like solid snake. (MGS)
You think the girls you know are flat chested because you judge female breasts by Lara "Of course these are natural" Croft standards
You paint your little sisters pet rodent yellow and then electricute it with a few hundred volts, trying to make your own Pickachu
You buy a pokeball toy from a toy story and try and shove your cat in there for safe keeping
You actually try to double jump over a big height. (any platformer game)
You make crappy threads like this.
You attempt videogame humour and fail.
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any more? BTW the brackets are so you know what game made me say that.
Yes this was inspired by the "You know you watch too much wrestling..." thread.
When you think you can carry any ammount of money or items without needing a bigger back pack (almost any game)
When you expect everyones clothes to fit you (hitman)
You take a mushroom,hoping it makes you grow a few feet.You get high but not in the way you hoped. (mario)
You steal a car and when the police start chasing you,you run into your house and change your shirt and expect the cops to be gone (GTA)
You set tennis balls alight and throw them at your little brother/sister while making "plop...plop" noises every time you throw one. (mario)
When you are told you can't bring your ciggarrettes someplace with you,you stick the packet up your ass like solid snake. (MGS)
You think the girls you know are flat chested because you judge female breasts by Lara "Of course these are natural" Croft standards
You paint your little sisters pet rodent yellow and then electricute it with a few hundred volts, trying to make your own Pickachu
You buy a pokeball toy from a toy story and try and shove your cat in there for safe keeping
You actually try to double jump over a big height. (any platformer game)
You make crappy threads like this.
You attempt videogame humour and fail.
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any more? BTW the brackets are so you know what game made me say that.
Yes this was inspired by the "You know you watch too much wrestling..." thread.