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The Naitch
03-23-2005, 06:51 PM
I know of a few new age hippies and they preach non-violence and they're into the whole spiritual, meditation stuff. And they're vegetarians.
PDD should pull some of this stuff.
ie:
PDD: After I defeat Big Vic at Heat Stroke, I'm gonna go grab myself a Soy Burger and watch some Deepak Chopra, followed by a nice Yoga session with my girlfriend Nicole. Then we're gonna go to a club. I'm gonna order a water with a lime, because I don't like to pollute my body with alcohol, for my body is a temple
ie:
PDD: Now before we eat our Soyburgers, let's say Grace. Lord, bless this food, make it Holy, and may it spiritualize the mind, the body and the soul. Om. Namaste :)
Disturbed316
03-23-2005, 06:53 PM
Preaching to the choir
The Naitch
03-23-2005, 06:59 PM
The list of ideas could go on.
ie.
PDD: I like to wash my potatoes with Sunrider's new vegetable wash. It eliminates all pepticides and harful addictives, just like I am going to eliminate Big Vic and his Spam World Order buddies
*Huge pop for the new age hippy*
PDD: And after I defeat Big Vic, I'm gonna go take a trip to the Andes, and meditate with my boy, Baba Gi, proving to the world that I am a Jedi master in the art of meditation. The Universe will take care of it's self. And lemme tell you about the 5th Law of Spiritual Success. The Law of Karma. The cause and effect Law. So Big Vic, you wanna mess with Mr. Positive Vibes, then your days are numbered. Namaste. Om.
Savior
03-23-2005, 07:03 PM
What makes you think he'll defeat big Vic? Are you still mad we didn't let you in the group ;)
The Naitch
03-23-2005, 09:45 PM
Since when did I want to be in the group?
Loose Cannon
03-23-2005, 09:49 PM
No, it was from the rep you gave me. I said it was a joke though. Don't start shit Savior. :mad:
The Naitch
03-23-2005, 09:52 PM
Savior is such a bad boy
The Naitch
03-23-2005, 09:57 PM
ie
PDD: Big Vic and Jose Mendez, you boys wanna prance around backstage, drinking a cup of Jose's finest from 5th and 23rd? Well, PDD would strongly advice against that. Caffeine is a stimulant, and it can ruin your train of thought. So as your positve advisor, me. :D I suggest a healthier alternative. I have a line of herbal teas that help to cleans the soul and it contains some high quality herbs imported from the fields of India. I'm offering a deal as well, because with each box of tea, you will receive a copy of my new book "7 Law Of Spiritual Success" FOR FREE. This book is usually $49.95 a buy. So Big Vic, Jose, when we meet in the ring, yours truly, your spiritual advisor will be glad to rid you of your negativity and eject some of that positve vibes. Nasmate. Om.
McLegend
03-23-2005, 10:02 PM
Nasmate. Om? :?:
The Naitch
03-23-2005, 10:12 PM
ie.
PDD: Zack, yours truly knows you are experiencing depression. Well have no fear, your spiritual advisor is here. I'll pick you up, we'll go for some Chai Tea, and discuss your problem in depth. I'm sorry to hear that your mom has been spending more of her time with The Naitch. And I understand that you're upset that your crush, Miss Zelda has been spending her spare time with Naitch as well. But you shouldn't be upset. Be happy for who your are and learn to love yourself. You must detach yourself from this. I'll discuss this in depth as we move on. As for ilt, you must also move on. She obviously loves Superslim more than you.
We'll drive up to Mt. Seymour and we'll take in the nature and I'll teach you how to meditate. It will be therapeutic and you'll learn how to live in a stress free state. I have two techniques I will teach you. One technique will work on you balancing your left and right brain. You'll thank me later because you'll have a clearer train of thought.
How's 7am for you? Good, I'll honk when I'm in front of your house. Namaste. Om
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Naitch as PDD > The real PDD
McLegend
03-23-2005, 10:17 PM
Tell me what Namaste om means
The Naitch
03-23-2005, 10:24 PM
search up Namaste on google. It's a paragraph definition and I don't remember the exact words
Om is kind of like saying "Amen"
McLegend
03-23-2005, 10:25 PM
I looked it up it's something like that
yea, im doing fine with the way I'm using PDD but your ideas were ok... not on par with the way I use PDD. Only thing that really stuck out with the way you used PDD were the final sentances, the rest is just mumble, nothing to it.
I'm trying to keep PDD exciting and have been doing a good job. I don't like the way I've been using Mahagee since he lost the VBX title though, before that he worked... But I got something arranged for him, and his uncle (PDD) might be apart of it. :cool:
Savior
03-23-2005, 11:14 PM
Savior is such a bad boyword.
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