NCW THIRD REICH RUMBLE (1st Nitro)

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The pyro display explodes as the show begins.

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The camera cuts to the crowd.

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JG: Velcome to Nazi Nitro! I am Joseph Goebbels, alongside me ist Heinrich ‘Ze Brain’ Himmler. Vot an incredible night ze Rumble vos!

Himmler: Ja, I am still recovering from ze drama und excitement of zat broadcast. Ve saw Big Zylla finally step foot in ze arena, und ze Naitch claimed a spot in ze HitlerMania main event.

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Match 1: Shane Storm vs Remy.

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Down With The Sickness hits.

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The crowd give a mixed reaction to Shane Storm as he makes his way to the ring. He raises his arms to the fans as Let’s Get Retarded hits.

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The fans cheer as Remy runs down to the ring. He slides into the ring, and the ref signals for the match to begin.

*DING DING*

Both men tie up, and Storm goes behind Remy. Remy flips forward and kicks his way out of the predicament, before tying up again. Remy forces Shane into the corner until the ref separates them. Storm kicks Remy in the midsection and spins him round. He then delivers a series of right hands.

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Shane whips Remy into the opposite corner and charges after him. Remy ducks out of the way and trips Storm into the turnbuckle. Remy then hits a dropkick to the back, before pulling Storm out of the corner and rolling him up…

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Shane kicks out!

Remy pulls Storm to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Remy goes for a dropkick, but Shane holds onto the ropes to avoid it.

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Shane grabs Remy’s leg and goes for a half crab, but the high-flyer spins out of it. Storm picks up his opponent and whips him across the ring. Remy comes back off the ropes and ducks under a clothesline, before coming back with a flying one of his own.

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Remy drops a spinning leg across Shane’s throat and makes the cover…

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Storm gets a shoulder up!

Remy comes off the ropes as Storm gets back to his feet. Remy goes for a big dropkick.

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Storm grabs his legs in mid-air, and locks in a sharpshooter.

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Remy screams out and tries to reach for the ropes. Storm pulls him into the middle of the ring, and Remy hovers his hand above the mat…



He prepares to tap…



But flips through into a roll-up!

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2…



Storm just kicks out!

Remy dropkicks Shane in the head, before going up top.

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JG: Duckton Bomb!

Remy makes the cover…

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3!

*DING DING DING*

The referee raises Remy’s hand in victory, and the crowd go wild as the risk taker makes his way to the back.

Result: Remy Wins via Pinfall.

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After a commercial break, the camera cuts backstage.

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Remy: You wanted to see me?

Hitler: Ja… Zat vos von hell of a metch you had zere…

Remy: Thanks, boss… You look weird without the moustache, dude.

Hitler: Hmm…

Someone approaches.

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Seymour: You wanted to see me Mr. Hitler…

Hitler: Ja… I vont to see you alzo…

Another man approaches.

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Storm: What’s going on here? I thought you wanted to see me…

Hitler: Ja… I vont to see all of you to discuss HitlerMania…

They listen.

Hitler: You see… I am avare zat you are my top cruiserveights… Und so far zere hast nicht been a Championship belt designed for you… Vell zat all changes now…

The Fuhrer pulls out a belt.

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Hitler: I present… Ze Axis Division Title.

Seymour: :drool:

Remy: :drool:

Storm: :drool:

Hitler: You 3 men vill compete at HitlerMania for zis belt…

He pauses.

Hitler: In a triple zreat ladder match!

The Fuhrer walks away, leaving the 3 superstars stunned.

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Match 2: Lou P. Daight vs Terrance.

Up on dry land,
Take what you can,
'Cause you won't be here again.
Everybody out of the water.

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The crowd blow the roof off the arena as the first ever NCW Champ makes his way down to the ring. He takes a quick look through the D&D advanced rule book, before handing it to the referee.

An evil tune hits.

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The crowd boo as Terrance makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in, and referee signals for the match to get underway.

*DING DING*

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Crowd: ANGRY FACE!!!

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JG: Mein Gott!

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Terrance suddenly opens his mouth.

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LPD starts to look confused, before rolling out of the ring clutching his nose.

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LPD: Man! Ever heard of breath mints?!

Crowd: :lol:

Lou rolls back into the ring before the referee counts him out, as Terrance prepares another spell.

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LPD sees the spell coming, and goes for the point & wink reversal.

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Terrance ducks the reversal, and turns around with a smile on his face, when suddenly…

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JG: Vot a boot!

Lou makes the cover…

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3!

*DING DING*

The crowd explode (not literally, despite all the magic spells), as Lou celebrates his victory. He is suddenly interrupted by someone on the stage.

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Sonny: Hey you!

The crowd boo.

Sonny: You may have beaten Terrance… And 2 weeks ago you beat me…

The crowd cheer.

Sonny: But I know someone who you can never defeat… My client…

LPD cuts him off.

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LPD: Look man… I know Seymour’s good… But he ain’t your client anymore.

Sonny: :wtf:

LPD: Not to mention… I totally whipped his ass last night in Lord Maynard’s dungeon-maze.

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Sonny: The man I am talking about is not Seymour! God man, how stupid are you?!

The crowd boo.

Sonny: Despite your stupidity, it seems that you have mastered the art of advanced D&D… So at HitlerMania… You will face the closest thing to a dragon on the roster… BIG Z!

Crowd: :eek:

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LPD: Dragon? I mean I see where you’re coming from with the whole fire-breath thing… But he doesn’t even have wings… He’d never be accepted into the Dragon Kingdom like that… Seymour and I even had this debate a couple weeks ago… He tried to have his Dragon Disciple inducted into the Kingdom, and I was like ‘No way, you can’t do that. Grow some wings biatch.’

Sonny: :|

Result: Lou P. Daight Wins via Pinfall.

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The crowd look to the Hitlertron.

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2 Weeks…

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The camera cuts to the Fuhrer’s office.

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Angelina: You wanted to see me?

Hitler: Ja… It ist about HitlerMania…

Angelina: Do I get my match with Ilt?

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Hitler: Nein… You know she ist pregnant und can nicht fight you…

Angelina: What is it then?

Someone walks in.

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Ilt: What is she doing here?

Hitler: I asked boz of you to come here…

Angelina: Yeah slut, now listen to what he has to say.

Ilt: You little bitch!

Hitler: Calm down! Now boz of you make sure to votch ven I make my HitlerMania announcements later, because you vill boz be involved.

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Match 3: Tag Titles: Adrian Moore/Slim (c) vs ?????/?????

The jWo theme hits.

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The crowd cheer as Moore and Slim make their way to the ring. They slide in, and await their mystery opponents.

Suddenly, Danny Electric comes out to the ring.

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Danny: Hey guys… I had a little talk with the Fuhrer… And he allowed me to hand pick your opponents for this match.

The crowd cheer.

Danny: But in the interest of the fans… I decided to pick a couple of guys who could give you a good fight.



The jWo theme hits again.

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The crowd become confused as Nashole and Gertster make their way to the ring. They slide in, and the ref signals for the match to begin.

*DING DING*

Gertster approaches Nashole.

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JG: Mein Gott! Ze Finger Poke!

Kelvin drops to the mat in a dramatic manner, and Slim makes the cover…

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3!

*DING DING DING*

The entire jWo start laughing and celebrating.

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The crowd seem to find the scenes mildly amusing, despite being cheated out of a match.

Result: Adrian Moore/Slim Win via Pinfall.

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The German national anthem hits.

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The Fuhrer makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic.

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Hitler: Goot evening…

The crowd listen.

Hitler: I hef come out here to make several announcements concerning HitlerMania.

The crowd give a slight pop.

Hitler: As you know, earlier I informed Seymour, Remy, und Shane Storm zat zey vill compete in a triple zreat ladder metch for ze newly created Axis Division Title…

The crowd cheer.

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Hitler: Und I am alzo about to name 2 more Chempionship metches for ze PPV… First of all, Moore und Slim’s Tag Team Titles vill be defended against… Marcyo Guerrero und Cool King…

The crowd cheer.

Hitler: Alzo… Sonny und Terrance…

The crowd boo.

Hitler: Und finally… 2 Cool 2 B Cool…

The crowd cheer slightly.

Hitler: In a 4-vay elimination table metch!

The crowd cheer loudly.

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Hitler: Ze Hardcore Chempionship vill alzo be defended at ze PPV… It vill be Shaggy, defending ze belt against… Splaya!

The crowd give a mixed reaction.

Hitler: But since boz of you hef been avoiding eachozer for a vile now… Next veek on Nitro, you vill sign ze metch contract live in zis very ring!

The crowd cheer.

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Hitler: Und my final announcement concerns ze Divas of NCW…

Crowd: :drool:

Hitler: At HitlerMania it vill be Ilt… Angelina… Tristy… Und Writer’s Block…

Crowd: :drool: :drool:

Hitler: In a… Bikini Contest!

Crowd: :drool: :drool: :drool:

The Fuhrer pauses for a moment, and then continues.

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Hitler: Und now it ist time for NCW’s newest talent to sign his official contract… Please velcome… Ze Overdrive!

The fans get to their feet, as a mysterious tune hits.

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The Overdrive makes his way to the ring, where he continues to pose.

Hitler: Just sign here…

The Fuhrer hands him a contract, and the Overdrive reads through before signing it.

Hitler: Velcome to NCW!

Suddenly…

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JG: Vot ist Havok doing out here?!

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Havok grabs a mic.

Havok: You call that a body?

Overdrive nods.

Havok: I’ll show you a body!

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JG: Mein Gott!

Havok leaves the ring with a smile on his face, while The Overdrive lies motionless in the middle of the ring.

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Match 4: Naitch vs Marcyo.

La Bamba hits, and the crowd cheer for Marcyo as he makes his entrance in his lowrider.

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He jumps out and slides into the ring, where he poses for the fans.

The Horsemen’s theme hits.

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Crowd: WOOOO!!!

The number one contender makes his way to the ring, stylin’ and captionin’ as he goes. He climbs into the ring, where he disrobes. The referee then signals for the match to begin.

*DING DING*

Both men tie up and Marcyo forces Naitch into the corner, where the referee separates them. Marcyo backs away, but is given a thumb to the eye from the dirtiest captioner in the game.

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Crowd: WOOOO!!!

Naitch goes over to Marcyo, but the Mexican trips him and drops him on the second rope. Marcyo then picks up Naitch and slams him into the mat. The crowd start to cheer for Marcyo, and he responds by going up top.

JG: Marcyo is feelin’ Toady!

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Naitch rolls out of the path of the Toad Splash, but Marcyo rolls through and gets up with a smile on his face.

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Naitch looks around and sees Marcyo on his feet. Naitch charges across the ring, and is hit with an awkward looking backdrop. Marcyo then picks him up and nails 3 consecutive suplexes. Naitch groans in pain and crawls away.

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Marcyo grins and walks over to him, only to be met with a devastating low blow.

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Naitch pulls himself up and pleads his innocence to the referee, whose view of the incident was partially obscured. Naitch grabs Marcyo’s leg, and applies the Figure 4.

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Marcyo cries out in pain, as Naitch pulls back to increase the pressure.

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Marcyo’s hand hovers over the mat…



And he taps out!

*DING DING DING*

Naitch keeps the move locked in for a few seconds after the bell, drawing heat from the crowd.

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Naitch: WOOOO!!!

Crowd: WOOOO!!!

Naitch continues to celebrate as the show goes to a commercial break.

Result: Naitch Wins via Submission.

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The Fuhrer is shown walking backstage, when 2 women approach him.

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Hitler: Vot do you vont?

Helga: You fired mein son Vils’n!

Hitler: He vos a disgrace to ze family. I had no choice.

Gertrude interrupts.

Gertrude: Ve vont to enter ze bikini contest!

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Hitler: NEIN! Zat ist disgusting!

Helga starts to pull Gertrude away.

Gertrude: You vill see! You hef nicht seen ze last of us!

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The camera cuts to the Horsemen locker room.

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TRO: Naitch… That was one hell of a victory.

Naitch: WOOOO!!!

Corky: Hey man, give me my belt back.

Splaya: Sorry man.

Splaya hands the belt to Corky.

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Splaya: Hold up… That was my child’s Highspots.com belt!

Corky drops the belt on the floor.

Corky: Then where the hell is my belt?!

Splaya looks around.

Corky: You didn’t sell it on eBay did you?

Splaya: No way man. :shifty:

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Match 5: Disturbed vs Cool King.

Redefined hits, and the crowd give a pretty good reaction to Cool King as he comes out.

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CK walks down to the ring and awaits his opponent.

*Glass Shatter*

Sober blasts through the arena, and the crowd get to their feet.

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Disturbed makes his way down to the ring, and goes to each of the 4 corner to salute the crowd. He gets face to face with Cool King, and the ref starts the match.

*DING DING*

Both men immediately start to brawl in the middle of the ring, exchanging right hands. Disturbed forces CK into the corner, where he starts to stomp a caption-hole in him. The referee breaks it up, allowing King to get back to his feet. Both men tie up, and Disturbed whips King into the ropes. CK ducks under an attempted clothesline, but is met with a Thesz press on the way back.

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Disturbed nails a series of thunderous right hands on the helpless CK, until the referee forces him to break it up. Disturbed wastes no time and immediately sends his knee into King’s back, causing extreme pain.

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King screams out, and tries to battle to his feet. CK eventually gets up and elbows Disturbed in the gut before sending him into the ropes. King nails a neckbreaker as his opponent comes back across the ring. He makes the cover…

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Disturbed kicks out!

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Both men get to their feet and begin exchanging right hands again. CK gets the upper hand and forces Disturbed into the ropes, where he nails him with a right hand. King then whips Disturbed into the ropes, and clotheslines him down to the canvas. King stalks over his opponent, waiting for him to get up.

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He goes for the CK stunner, but is nailed with the…

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JG: Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!

Disturbed makes the cover…

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3!

*DING DING*

The crowd cheer, and someone tosses Disturbed a beer.

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He celebrates in the ring, until…

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J Dogg lays him out!

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JG: Vot ist J Dogg doing?!

J Dogg taunts the audience.

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He then grabs a mic.

J Dogg: Yo Disturbed… I got 3 words for ya… You… Me… HitlerMania!

He throws down the mic and leaves the ring to a chorus of boos.

Result: Disturbed Wins via Pinfall.

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The camera cuts backstage.

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Woman: Oh Mr. Hitler… You are so good.

Hitler: :naughty:

Woman: So… How about you let me in that bikini contest?

Hitler: Hmm… NEIN!

The woman flees the room in tears, and the Fuhrer follows. He then runs into someone else.

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WB: Well, I see that I’m a part of the bikini contest at HitlerMania…

Hitler: Ja…

WB: Well I guess it’s time the fans saw a new side of me… A side that screams out…



LPD: Slut?

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The crowd can be heard cheering.

WB: :mad:

LPD: So finally the whole world will get to see what it’s been waiting to see ever since NCW was formed.

WB: You mean my sexy body?

LPD: Uhh… No… I was talkin’ about my match with Big Z.

Crowd: :lol:

WB: Well let me tell you this much buster… You’re a big…

She pauses to think.

LPD: Doofus?

WB: Yeah that’s it… You’re a big doofus!

LPD: Well I guess I better go cry in my locker room… See you later.

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WB: That sure showed him, huh?

Hitler: Ja, Ja.

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During the break, a commercial for HitlerMania airs.

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Main Event: Splaya/Corkscrewed/TRO vs Shaggy/Jackal/Danny Electric.

The Horsemen’s theme hits.

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The crowd boo as the NWA make their way to the ring. They slowly step through the ropes, and await their opponents.

The End of Heartache hits, and the fans cheer as the Hardcore Champion comes out.

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He jogs down to the end of the ramp, and waits for his partners.

Nosferatu blasts through the arena.

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The crowd give a pretty good reaction to Jackal as he makes his way down to the ring in a menacing manner.

Lunchbox hits, and the crowd cheer loudly.

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Danny makes his way to the ring, and all 3 men slide under the bottom rope. The Horsemen back away into their own corner, and the referee orders 2 members of each team out of the ring. Splaya and Danny elect to start the match.

*DING DING*

Both men tie up, and exchange a couple of go-behinds, until Danny takes down Splaya. The young gun spins out and gets back to his feet, with both men engaging in a standoff. Both men circle each other, and tie up once more.

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Splaya sends a knee into Danny’s gut, before hammering elbow shots on his back. He forces Electric into the corner, and goes to nail him with right hands. Danny dodges and reverses Splaya into the corner.

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Corky gets into the ring and hammers Danny from behind, until Shaggy rushes in and clotheslines him over the top, taking himself over in the process.

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Splaya makes a tag to TRO, as Danny tags in Jackal. Both men charge at each other and tie up, with Jackal overpowering TRO into the corner. On the outside, Corky grabs Shaggy and whips him towards the steps.

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Shaggy crashes into the ring steps with a sickening thud. Back in the ring, Jackal hammers away at TRO in the corner. Splaya gets back in the ring and charges at Jackal, but is grabbed by the beast.

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Jackal tosses Splaya down to the mat, and looks up in time to see TRO coming towards him.

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Jackal is about to slam TRO into the canvas, when Corky gets back into the ring and hits him with a big kick to the gut. TRO slides down out of danger, and the 2 big men exchange right hands in the middle of the ring. Corky nails a knee to a midsection, and takes Jackal down with a big clothesline. He then chokes out the beast under the bottom rope.

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Danny Electric comes in out of nowhere and kicks Corky to the outside. Splaya charges at him, but Danny ducks and sends him over the top next to Corky. Danny waits for both men to gets up, before launching himself over the top rope.

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Danny lands on the 2 Horsemen, sending them to the ground in a heap. Electric gets up and rolls TRO into the ring. He then climbs onto the apron, allowing Jackal to tag him in. Danny quickly goes to TRO and goes for a backslide pin…

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1…



2…



TRO kicks out!

Shaggy and Splaya both get into the ring from opposite sides, and clash in the middle. The referee manages to get them both to exit the ring, as Danny and TRO both go for tags. Splaya and Shaggy get in legally, and brawl in the middle of the ring. Shaggy whips Splaya into the ropes, but the young gun dodges a clothesline and performs a neckbreaker on his HitlerMania opponent. He stalks Shaggy, waiting for him to get up.

http://img208.exs.cx/img208/6498/splayashaggydowninring8wz.jpg

Splaya goes for the PKO…

http://img142.exs.cx/img142/3509/pko26rs.jpg

But Shaggy shoves him away, before bouncing off the ropes…

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JG: Shagg Time!

Suddenly, someone comes down to ringside.

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Crowd: WOOOO!!!

Jackal and Danny jump down from the apron and chase Naitch up the ramp. Back in the ring, Corky comes out of nowhere towards Shaggy…

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/2521/corkscrewedbomb27ny.jpg

JG: Cork-Bomb!

Corky makes a quick cover…

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/1663/corkscrewedpin0we.jpg

1…



2…



3!

*DING DING DING*

Jackal and Danny slide into the ring, but it’s too late as the Horsemen roll out the other side and celebrate.

http://img200.exs.cx/img200/9400/corksplayacelebrate6aq.jpg

The NWA back up the ramp with huge grins on their faces, as the show goes off the air.

Result: Splaya/Corkscrewed/TRO Win via Pinfall.

------------------------------------

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[Corkscrewed]

LOL, I got the pin even though I wasn't the legal man. Generally good show, though not the best of all time. Solid though. :y:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Didn't expect it to be the best of all time, since I had to write it all in 2 days.

:lol:

[loopydate]

Lou P. Daight vs. Big Zylla = Ratings

And, even though I hate her guts, I think WB's going to kick ass in the bikini contest. Talk about an unproven commodity!

The Axis match should be hot, too. That's a hell of a collection of captioners.

Great show as always, Jabba, and I can't wait for Mania.

[Splaya]

Whoa, whoa whoa, loopy.


1) We have 3 chicks in the bikini contest, but only one truly promos :roll:

2) Shaggy vs Splaya= Ratings :shifty:

[Aussie Skier]

another top show, and good planning for the upcoming Hitlermania!

I'mgonna try and get my promo in this evening (australian time)

[Aussie Skier]

i'm guessing that iltwillneed some remodeling when her pics are put on for hitlermania...i mean, she is pregnant after all right.

and splaya; angelina is a proper character, but WB and ilt are secondy characters also

[GrandTheftGamer]

::: 2 Cool 2 B Cool's theme hits :::
Dictator - "Holy s***. It can't be. It'z been over ze month. It'z not pozzible."
::: Both members of 2 Cool 2 B Cool enter onto the stage :::
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/toocool/16.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/toocool/19.jpg
::: 2 Cool 2 B Cool start to dance while they head to the ring :::
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::: Daddy Cool grabs a mic :::
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brianlawler/02.jpg
Daddy Cool - "Wow! It's so great to be home."
::: Crowd starts chanting "Daddy-Cool" :::
Daddy Cool - "It's going to be great to return on next week's Nitro."
Crowd - "Yeah!"
Daddy Cool - "It's going to be even better when we get a second chance at some gold. That's right. It was announced, we're going to Hitlermania and we're going after the tag team titles."
::: Crowd starts cheering :::
Daddy Cool - "In the mean time, we have some dancing to catch up with. Hit it!"
::: 2 Cool 2 B Cool's theme starts playing and they both start dancing :::
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/toocool/15.jpg
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::: 2 Cool 2 B Cool leave the ring :::

[Corkscrewed]

Cork is seen walking around backstage

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The big man is in high spirits, having gotten the pinfall on last night's big main event on Nitro. He approaches the parking garage when he notices something.

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CORK: Hmm... heh heh heh... I think I can have some fun with the new jWo limo. :naughty:











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CORK: Heh heh... looks like I've got a... CORKED bat!! :lol:


And Cork procedes to go crazy on the jWo limo!!!!

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Cork then drops the bat and surveys his damage.







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CORK: No, no, no, this can't do. They might think I was the one who did this. I'll need a plant...

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/3802/corklimothong3lq.jpg
Cork pulls out a random thong that a fan threw at him during Nitro and puts into the limo through the broken limo. Then he walks over to the hood and places something else on it.

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http://www.batistaweb.com/raw/031405/04.jpg
CORK: Hehehee, that's much better. When jWo finds this, they'll just assumed Jackal violently fucked another girl on top of and inside their limo, and they'll blame his animalistic tendencies for destroying their limo! :lol: This is great.


Pleased with himself, Cork gathers his belongings and leaves.

[Corkscrewed]

A few hours later...

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Slim: Fuck, Jackal's gonna pay for fucking up this horny hood ornament.

Random jWo Jobbers: Yeah.

[Corkscrewed]

OOC: For the time being, if jWo can act like they think Jackal did it... or at least not think that I did it, that'd be cool. Ya know, to keep kayfabe. Or like, they can confront Jackal or something first, then the truth might slide out (although since "no one saw this happen" all Jackal can do is guess). ;)

[Marcyo]

Nice show Jabba, :y:

[Cool King]

Yeah,nice show Jabba.:y:

Pitty I didn't win or it would be a great show.:p

[SuperSlim]

yeah Corky I can pretend that it was Jackal... and Ilt is not a secondary character. She is another main character. And at HitlerManiaI Ilt would have hit the gym to keep her figure so you won't have to worry bout some huge bulgin gut. :D

Nice show anyway Jabba.

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/7894/jwo9lr1xr.gif
It's comin. :D

[Azriel]

Hitlermania will be huge. Nice show Jabba, although Stephanie has never been in a bikini (technically though, I guess you could use that pic where Austin ripped off Steph's shirt :lol:)

[loopydate]

You know, all the big news about HitlerMania was cool, but the big story has to be Remy finally ending his losing streak!

:y: to Remy

[Hardkore Kidd J]

J Dogg is in the back with Todd. J Dogg can't look any happier.


Todd: J Dogg, would you please explain your actions from last week?

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J Dogg laughs.

J Dogg: Todd, Todd, Todd, you just don't get it do you? It was time for a change Todd. It was time for me to take a course of action. It was time for me to take a whole different approach to winning this NCW title. I knew that I would never win the title with the way I was before so I had to make a little bit of a sacrifice.

Todd: A sacrifice?

J Dogg: Still don't get it do ya Todd? Don't worry you will.

J Dogg pushes past Todd. And seems to be walking out to the ring to explain his actions.

Children of Bodom hits. And J Dogg comes down to a chorus of boos.

J Dogg's cocky smile never leaves his face.

J Dogg picks up a microphone.

Crowd: J Dogg sucks, J Dogg sucks, J Dogg sucks, J Dogg sucks,

J Dogg: You know the old J Dogg would find what you're saying bad the old J Dogg would sit at home wondering why they thought he sucked. The old J Dogg was a no one a nothing just like all of you tonight

The crowd boos even more.

J Dogg: For 11 1/2 years I sunk all this cheering into my system What I didn't know back then is that your cheering doesn't mean a damn. Months ago I was at the top of my game and then Cock and Danny Electric come in after accomplishing nothing they get all these cheers. I had to work day in day fucking out for these cheers and yet they even got more cheers then me. Why? Because I am not a fashion model like Danny ELectric? Cause I can't come up with 9,000 catchy one liners a day like The Cock? See, I figured something out of all these years. You aren't looking for a wrestler you're looking for some kind of comedian that isn't me that was never me. That's never going to be me. I didn't get into this buisness to crack jokes or to look good I came here to wrestle I came here to entertain. And I have been entertaining you fans for long enough. I have put up with your shit for long enough. This is what I've been talking about since I got here. Being overlooked being looked at like I was some joke. You people chose some good looking fashion model over me at Jewsday. You people laughed when you saw Cock slam me through that table. I bet you thought that was pretty funny huh?

The fans cheer in responce.

J Dogg nods.

J Dogg: You people turned your backs on me. The same people who loved me yesterday are sitting at home bitching about how much I suck in their parent's basement in some wrestling chat room. See, Disturbed I took him out because each time I saw what he stood for each time I saw him get cheered it just made me angrier and angrier and angrier. I didn't want to be some curtain jerker at HitlerMania hell no I ain't going down like that. SO Disturbed you drunk imbred red neck son of a bitch I know you can hear me back there. Come Hitlermania I'm taking a stand. I'm going to destroy what's left of the old J Dogg by kicking your ass side to side reverse horizional and up and down this arena at Hitlermania. I am...........

J Dogg gets cut off when he looks at the titantron and sees one thing.

J Dogg looks uncertainly at the titantron as he sees the picture.




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http://img124.exs.cx/img124/5188/1998roaddogg0059xv.th.jpg

Followed by the words

At HitlerMania J Dogg I'm going to kick your ass and make sure no one has to hear you bitch ever again.

The fans cheer as J Dogg has a fit of anger in the middle of the ring.

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J Dogg: See this is exactly what I mean no fucking respect whatsoever by anyone. But that's all going to change come Hitlermania I'm going to unleash the real side of me. The side that's been in me all this time but I just didn't show it. SO I stood in the shadows holding back my rage holding back my disappointment it took one man to help me unleash myself. SHow them guys.

A picture appears on the Titantron

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/9394/dogghunter0136gq.th.jpg

The fans boo even more.

J Dogg: That's right one day last week he came up to me and said "J Dogg I've known you for a long time, we go back a while. But, this J Dogg I see isn't the same J Dogg I saw years ago, these fans have changed you Dogg and I know you have true potential but the only way you're going to reach it is by turning on the fans, they're just holding you back". And the more I thought about what he had said the more I realised everything he said was true. The more I thought about it I knew there was something missing. Something that didn't show that same spunk I had years ago.

Meanwhile backstage in Horsemen's locker room. Tro is smiling at J DOgg's promo.http://www.killerkowalskis.com/curriculum/hhh.jpg

TRO: That a boy J Dogg.


J Dogg: SO from now one I have a new phrase for all you ignorant asses. It's a little phrase called FTF.

http://img87.exs.cx/img87/830/paint0hh.th.jpg

There you go short and to the point. Fuck The Old J Dogg Fuck Disturbed but most of all Fuck The FANS. Prepare yourself cause at Hitlermania the real J Dogg becomes unleashed.

J Dogg drops the mic and then gives a one fingered salute to the crowd and then walks backstage to the chorus of boos.


Thanks to Imageshack for hosting these images.

[Angelina2K]

Great show Jabba :) I'll promo in the morning (it's after 2am here)

[Shaggy]

good promo J Dogg.....because of that promo I have to go back to the drawing board and think up something else.

[Innovator]

MVP/INNOVATOR

www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/myway.mp3 (http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/myway.mp3)

Limp Bizkit - My Way

JR: "BAH GAWD KING! THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST TNA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF TNA! FORGET COCK/RADD or TRO/LC! WE HAVE INNOVATOR VS. MVP!"

http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/wcw/raven111.jpg
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special, you think your special you do,
i can see it in your eyes
i can see it when you laugh at me
look down on me and, you walk around on me
just one more fight
about your leadership and i will straight up leave your shit
cause i've had enough of this and now i'm pissed (yeah)

http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/wcw/raven275.jpg
http://www.wrestlingphotos.net/ECW/jericho1.JPG
this time i'm a let it all come out this time i'm a stand up
and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw233.jpg
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw239.jpg
just one more fight about a lotta things and i will give up everything to be on my own again,
free again
http://www.carlson316wrestling.net/faves/chrisjericho.jpg
http://www.rrc.mb.ca/portrait/Jan2002/liontamer1.jpg
this time i'm a let it all come out
this time i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway
this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway
http://scottlevy.com/wwf/wwf38.jpg
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw024.jpg

someday you'll see things my way cause you never know,
no ya never know when your gonna go someday
you'll see things my way cause you never know,
no ya never know when your gonna go just one more fight
and i'll be history yes i will straight up leave your shit
and you'll be the one who's left missing me (yeah)
http://www.scottlevy.com/wwf/wwf206.jpg
http://rey.mysteria.cz/texty/zivotopisy/obrazky/jerichop.jpg

this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway this time i'm a let it all come out this time i'm a stand up
and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway
http://www.scottlevy.com/wwf/wwf298.jpg
someday you'll see things my way cause you never know,
when ya never know when your gonna go someday
you'll see things my way cause you never know,
when ya never know
http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/jericho.jpg
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw240.jpg



TNA Heat Stroke

[Cool King]

:wtf:

Is this an Ivasion or am I missing something here?

[Innovator]

its called advertising

[Scorpion]

Promo with jWo coming up soon :)

[Scorpion]

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*Jackal is walking around the back when Danny Electric walks up to him.*
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Jackal: What do you want?
Danny: You.. Me.. in that ring right now
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Jackal: Alright we are here, now what do you want?
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Danny: Well… its not what I want, its what jWo wants..

*The rest of jWo slides into the ring. Jackal looks around and quickly attacks danny.*
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*Jackal throws Danny out of the ring as another member of jWo attacks him.*
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*Jackal whips him into the ropes and clotheslines the man out of the ring. He is jumped behind by Slim and Adrian, who knock him out of the ring.*
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*Jackal picks up a sledgehammer and hits Slim in the knee with it then attacks Adrian. Adrian is busted open and Jackal continues the assault.*
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*Jackal slides back into the ring as Splaya runs down the ramp and slides in. He goes for the PKO but Jackal lifts him up and throws him into the turnbuckle.*
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*Corky slides into the ring and stares at Jackal, TRO comes from behind and hits a low blow on Jackal then throws him to the outside. Corky and TRO start hitting Jackal with lefts and rights then do a double powerbomb through the announce table.*
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*The NWA start celebrating but Jackal sits up quickly, blood covering his face. He points to Corky and stands up, walking toward them. NWA run up the ramp as Jackal Follows.*
Danny: Jackal!!

*Jackal turns around and is met with a superkick to the chest. He stumbles back and Corkscrewed clotheslines him from behind. The rest of NWA come back down and begin stomping away at Jackal then turn their attention towards jWo.*
Danny: Not here.. Not Now.

*jWo start walking away and leave through the crowd as NWA celebrate over a bloodied Jackal.*

[loopydate]

Wow. I thought I was the only one with magical powers.

[loopydate]

Terrance too, I guess.

[RemyRed]

Alien Waltz starts playing (http://www.tnawrestling.com/superstars/hardy/theme/hardy.m3u) and Remy appears at the ramp to a huge pop from the audience.

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/8259/010ub.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
However midway into the ring, he turned around and went back to the backstage area. He then reappeared with a ladder, getting another pop.

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/9938/023zj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
He gets into the ring with it and sets it up, he then grabs a mic and climbs it and poses for the crowd.
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He then sits down and begins talking to the crowd...
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Remy- In just 2 weeks....at HitlerMania, I will have the biggest match of my career...A triple threat ladder match (crowd pop) to crown the first ever Axis-Division Champion. As you all saw I got my first win in NCW ever, this past Nitro, and I don't plan on stopping yet. At HitlerMania, I will be your first Axis-Division champ! (crowd cheers. a Remy chant starts)

Suddenly Seymour's Theme (http://images.southparkstudios.com/downloads/download.php?file=/media/sounds/801/LETSFIGHTINGLOVESONG.wav) plays and he gets a mega pop from the audience as he appears with one of his belts from overseas.
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/3232/051cy.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
The crowd is torn between cheering for one of the two NCW Superstars. Seymour then grabs a mic.

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Seymour- I mean no dishonor to you Remy, and I congratulate you on your first win. But at Hitler-Mania, I will be the one crowned Axis-Division Champion (huge pop). Also, I wanted to make sure you are not looking past me next week on Nitro...
Remy- (while climbing down from the ladder) I am not looking past you, I actually look forward to our match, however at Hitler-Mania..I am going to win our triple threat ladder match.

The crowd erupts and divides their cheers between the two NCW Superstars

Crowd- Let's Go Seymour! Let's Go Remy! Let's Go Seymour! Let's Go Remy!
Both Remy and Seymour look around them at the hyped up audience.

Seymour- Well...I see we have something in common.
Remy- I guess we do... Next Nitro, we put one on for the fans. (mega pop for both stars)
Seymour- Yes, and at Hitler-Mania, me, you, and Storm, put one on for ourselves, and for the Axis-Division belt.

The two shake hands as the crowd erupts with anticipation for their match next week on Nitro!

[The Naitch]

The Prank Call Wars: Episode 2

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Cock: Stupid Naitch. It's time, it's time, it's prank call time!

*Fans pop huge*

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Naitch: Hello?

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Cock: Hey Naitch buddy. It's me, Remy Red! How's it hanging man?

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Naitch: Remy! My man. I'm so glad to hear from you. So....any new products out on the market today? :naughty:

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Cock: Oh yeah Naitch. I have this new shit. Extra strength HORSE VIAGRA!

*Fans laugh out loud*

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Naitch: HORSE VIAGRA?! :drool: I gotsta sample some of that shit. I want it to be so hard, that it stays up for weeks!

*Fans laugh out loud*

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/4940/21kg.jpg

Cock: Oh yeah baby. Viagra designed for impotent horses. *TRUE STORY* I also have some better yayo this time. So clean, the columbians use it in their coffee! And don't get me started on this new E I have. They call it "Galaxy". I swear Naitch, I took this shit one time, and soon as you know it, I was banging Paris and Nicole at the same time. And let me tell you this. Paris and Nicole gave me some deep throat for an hour straight. We did the wild thing....allllll night long :naughty:

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: That's it. I'll take a bag of Horse Viagra and 100 caps of Galaxy. You'll front me this time, right?

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Cock: Of course Naitch, I'll front you the bags. Besides, you gave me that awesome Highspots.com Cruiserweight belt last month. It has sentimental value to me now. So yeah, where do you wanna meet up? :naughty:

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Naitch: Anywhere. It's up to you :yes:

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Cock: Alright Naitch. Meet me in the alley behind Joe's Fruit Stand. Come alone :naughty:

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Naitch: I'll be there ASAP. Ciao babe

*Naitch hangs up phone*

*Cock hangs up phone*

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Cock: Stupid Naitch. Have fun waiting for Remy. Moron.

*Fans start a huge Cocky chant*

[The Naitch]

^^^ that might cause some heat between Naitch and Remy, because Naitch will think that Remy stood him up :lol:

[Shaggy]

:lol:

[RemyRed]

ooc- :lol:

[Disturbed316]

A New title

Some amazing matches

A "new" Crazy J-Dogg

Hitlermania is going to rule

:D

Nice show Jab Jabs BTW.

[SuperSlim]

I think Jackal might of been dreamin when he did that promo destroyin the jWo like that. :D

[Corkscrewed]

...and then NWA suddenly showing up out of nowhere. :p

You don't have two stables go after one guy. Bad marketing. ;)

[SuperSlim]

expecially groups like the jWo and the Horsemen. why were we after Jackal again? Oh yeah... still. nono it just doesn't work out right.

[Scorpion]

Okay, there i changed it up a lil...

[Corkscrewed]

lmao, now jWo looks like a heel group joining forces w/ NWA. :p :p

Just leave it. It's funny.

[The Naitch]

The NWA Horsemen are getting face reactions though :lol: How can the people hate a group that has The Godfather of Captions who happens to be a Viagra addict as their leader who will most likely be winning the NCW Title (hopefully), a man obsessed with his Highspots.com belt, NCW's Most Eligible Bachelor who has his own TV show, a young cat who has really improved from when he first started, and his girlfriend with the long legs who can change clothes in the ring within 10 seconds?

The Dream Team. I think we should be a babyface crossbred between The Horsemen/Evolution/Team Sexy

:cool:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[Angelina2K]

Except a promo from me with in a couple of hours (if my connect doesn't break down again :rant:

[Marcyo]

http://img215.exs.cx/img215/4451/eddiescared2bz.png

*Marcyo is seen on the Jabbatron and the fans pop*

Marcyo: No way holmes! I just don't get it! That should've killed him RIGHT THERE!

Other guy: What? You're expecting to kill him with a 13?

Crowd: :?:

Marcyo: Yeah, easily, esse!

Other guy: Ha, no way! With a +1 fire sword? Come on! You can't kill a vampire that easily!

*Crowd pop as they realize who Marcyo is talking to*

http://img215.exs.cx/img215/5900/lpd9zx.jpg

LPD: You need to plant something in his heart to kill him.

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/6387/vampire2cw.jpg

Marcyo: I don't think I've got what it takes to play this game, esse.

LPD: :D I'm the best at this game.

Marcyo: Seymour says that you cheat.

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/6892/lpdangryface9dl.jpg

LPD: yeah, cuz he sucks.

Marcyo: :lol: I'm better than him, then?

LPD: Yeah.

Marcyo: :D

LPD: not.

Marcyo: ORALE! WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?

LPD: YAAAAAAHH!! DON'T DEFY ME OR I'LL CAST AN EVIL SPELL ON YOU!

Marcyo: I CAN DO THAT TOO, ESSE!

*Marcyo summons an evil clown while LPD summons a giant one*

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/7035/evildoink2gz.jpg

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/8752/doinktheclown7hl.jpg

Marcyo: CLOWN! ATTACK!

LPD: CLOWN! ATTACK!

*The clowns attack each other and mysteriously fuse together to become a giant evil clown.*

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/9823/evildevilclown2no.jpg

Marcyo, LPD and crowd: :eek:

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/3681/terrance0uv.jpg

Terrance: WTF! Don't use magic when you don't know how to! JHBHBEBHBQ JDDQD QN BBQSAUCESTUNNER WHAYAYAYARIBHA!! *magic incantation*

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/1891/spider1lj.jpg

*Terrance turns into a spider, which LPD squashes*

LPD: We've got a duel, Marcyo Guerrero!

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/9251/angle6ds.jpg

Marcyo: You talkin to m... WHAT! WHERE'S MY HAIR!?!

LPD: :lol:

Marcyo: Z'that so? Well then... take this, esse!

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/6219/raven7vp.jpg

LPD: WTF! FEATHERS!

Jackal: :naughty:

LPD: :eek:

*LPD changes back to normal while Marcyo makes his hair re-grow*

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/4285/angle20ao.jpg

Marcyo: All right, let's... Shit, I need more hair, esse.

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/7667/eddie72xf.jpg

Marcyo: MORE!!!!

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/6946/sd040gl.jpg

Marcyo: :nono:

LPD: :lol: *turns marcyo back to normal*

Marcyo: All right, esse, you win the duel. I guess this...

*Marcyo is interrupted by someone*

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8522/jarjar7gv.jpg

Jar Jar: Scuse messa! Where's the toilet?

LPD: :o

Marcyo: :o

Jar Jar: ANSWER, YOU MORONS! :mad:

LPD: :mad:

*Marcyo lights an explosive cigarette while LPD prepares a powerful spell*

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/817/explosion6fl.jpg

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/4485/jarjaryells3it.jpg

Jar Jar: Hot! Hot!

Marcyo: Yeah, holmes, I'll be going now. It was a cool game we had. Let's play at it again sometime. :D

LPD: Yeah, all right. See you later...

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/231/lpdweird2ta.jpg

LPD: Where the hell are my dices?

Marcyo: :shifty:

[Marcyo]

Damn... biggest promo I made so far

[Corkscrewed]

^ :lol: Marcyo will quickly be a solid midcarder soon. :y: :y:

NWA Horsemen vs jWo
So... 5+ on 4 handicap match? :lol:

[SuperSlim]

Jackal/Scorpion... that was so funny. :lol:

[loopydate]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/women5.jpg

STORM: And that is why I'll win the Axis Title at HitlerMania. Now, for my thoughts on--

JOEY: My tummy hurts.

LPD: Can't believe I have to wait in line to cut a promo. This is so degrading. Stupid budget cuts. Ah, screw it. I'm outta here.

Up on dry land,
Take what you can,
'Cause you won't be here again.
Everybody out of the water!

[Huge pop.]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/ramp11.jpg

LPD: Why was Joey even there? Does he even work here anymore? Jeepers H. Christmas! [grumblegrumble]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/pose12.jpg

LPD: Biggest match in NCW history coming up, and I have to wait in line!

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid19.jpg

LPD: Plus, somebody stole my dice, and now I can't host my weekly game with Seymour, Hot Girl, and Baldy.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/interacting4.jpg

LPD: You didn't take my dice, did you?

REF: Nope.

LPD: Dang. Ah, well. Guess I'll promo.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid20.jpg

LPD: What's up, Lou-Zers?

[Chirp chirp.]

LPD: Shoot. That sounds even more offensive when I say it out loud than it did when I had it on my website. What should I call you guys?

[Crowd shouting suggestions.]

LPD: What?

[Crowd shouting suggestions.]

LPD: Geez, how did Clive Anderson do it all those years? I can't make out a word!

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid23.jpg

LPD: Hey, now I'm wearing a shirt and shades. TERRANCE!

[Maniacal laughter off-camera.]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid15.jpg

LPD: What a lame curse...

[A voice off-camera yells "Hey, who's the dark wizard here?!?"]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/ramp15.jpg

LPD: Well, anyway. The producers were telling me to come up with a cool soundbyte for my match with Big Zylla. Uh...

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid24.jpg

CROWD: ANGRY FACE!

HHHITLER: Vurst. Soundbyte. Effer.

[Scorpion]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/antiamericans/03.jpg
loopy: Alright we are going to play D&D now.. anyone else wanna play? Meet us in back.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/test/12.jpg
loopy: Hey baby wanna play some D&D with me?
girl: Uhhh, isnt that a game for nerds?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/test/15.jpg
loopy: NERDS?!! .... :lol: well yea i guess your right, but your missing out
someone: HEY loopy!
http://www.bsww.de/games/bilder/sd5-praesentation/SD5-Test3.JPG
loopy: yea?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billgoldberg/31.jpg
Jackal: i got something i wanna say to you :mad:
loopy: :eek: holy templar... uhh okay
Jackal: come over in this dark room
loopy: :-\ uhh id rather no-
Jackal: get your ass in here, bring your lil D&D buddies too!
loopy: damn okay
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/antiamericans/04.jpg
loopy: soo uh Jackal what do you want?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billgoldberg/12.jpg
Jackal: im just gonna ask this once..
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billgoldberg/14.jpg
Jackal: Can me and Oliver Platt get in your D&D game?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

So... 5+ on 4 handicap match? :lol:
That's assuming all jWo members make it to the ring. :p

[Angelina2K]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4051/0311um.jpg http://img124.exs.cx/img124/9376/flair37og.jpg
*Naitch and Angelina make there way to the ring*

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4594/0084lc.jpg

Natich: WOOOOOO! I hope you are enjoying you time in your locker room back there Cock. Wooooo!

Angelina: Since this was meant to be your interview time, and you can’t seem to find your way out of your locker room. Natich and I thought we would come out here and give everyone a special treat.

Naitch: That’s right, we’ve got some special footage from some friends of the horseman Baby.

Angelina: Roll the footage

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/8339/464848486tb.jpg
*Angelina & LPD are seen with some guy*

Angelina: :wtf: :shifty: NEXT!

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/3144/1446621zf.jpg
*TRO & Angelina are seen with NCW Diva Miss Tacky*

Angelina: Tell the camera what you told me and TRO, Miss Tacky.

Miss Tacky: The Naitch is gonna own the Cock at Hitlermania

Angelina & TRO: :D

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/7285/24lv.jpg
*Writer’s Block is showen with Hugh Hefner & NCW Diva Whory Tilson*

WB: Who do you think is gonna win at Hiltermania Hef?

Hefner: The Naitch is the man, He’s leaving Hitlermania with the title

Whory Tilson: I agree with whatever Hef says

*WB hands Hugh a month’s supply of Viagra*

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/5715/bmac9li.jpg
*TRO is with Bernie Mac*

TRO: Bernie man, who gonna be the champ after Hitlermania?

Bernie: Naitch all the way man.

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/2210/hoobastank0iy.jpg
*Hoobastank appear on screen*

Hoobastank: Naitch is the man! The Cock ain’t got nothing on him!

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/7894/14fx1.jpg
Beyonce: Let me tell you a little secret, The Cock’s cock ain’t all the big, he ain’t half the man Naitch is I’m backing Naitch all the way to Hiltermania, and he can drop by any time if he want’s some inspiration. :naughty:

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Alicia Keys: The Cock doesn’t have a chance in hell against Naitch. Naitch can please a woman all night long, The Cock on the other hand can bearly get 30 seconds out of me. Call me Naitch! :naughty: :love:

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4594/0084lc.jpg
Angelina: So there you have it. It is clear that Naitch is the favourite to beat The Cock at Hiltermania.

Naitch: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Angelina: You tell ‘em Naitch. :lol:

[Angelina2K]

That's assuming all jWo members make it to the ring. :p

Does that mean I actually get to wrestler or do I just stand around looking pretty? :p

[Corkscrewed]

You can stand around looking pretty AND take down Nashole at the same time.

It's simple... just bend... and SNAP!!!




I can't believe I just made that reference... :nono:

[SuperSlim]

well she cna stand there and look pretty all she wants... Nashole would fall out but Ilt won't. :D

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/9522/book4hx.jpg

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[SuperSlim]

:rofl: :D

[Shaggy]

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/128/0031ej.jpg

Interviewer: "Shaggy the match has been set....and on Nitro you and Splaya will meet face to face in that ring to sign the contract that will put you two in a hardcore title match at Mania. What are your thoughts?"

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Shaggy: "You know, I havnt been around much lately and thats because Ive been sitting at home. Ive been reading up on the internet about what the fans think of whats going on in this whole Splaya and Me feud. Some fans on the net said that the reason ive never confronted him about the stuff he has said is because ive been scared. Scared that he might beat me and take my title. Scared that he might take the only thing that has brought pride to my life since coming to NCW."

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/4271/0142al.jpg

Shaggy: "But there wrong. Im not scared of what Splaya will do to me. Im scared about what I might do to Splaya. You see since winning this hardcore title its almost been like ive become a new man. If you look back in my first hardcore match here I actually ran away. Ran because I was afraid. But match after match it seemed like the beast in me grew and grew. It seemed that something would take over during a hardcore match that just wanted to cause pain. Just something about the Punishment, pain and blood that made it all worth it in the end."

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/5631/0152pu.jpg

Shaggy: "You see Splaya you might have it in your mind right now that since your Horsemen have beaten me so many times on Nitro that you might be able to defeat me easily. But your wrong because like ive said when im in a hardcore match a whole new person is unleashed and come Hitlermania after I destroy your body, make you cry out in pain and bleed like the son of a bitch that you are you will realize why I AM THE longest running hardcore champion in NCW history....Ill see you on Nitro."

***Shaggy walks off***

[Nowhere Man]

Aside from holding 78 Kaiju-resu Championships all over the world, Big Zylla has also made history as the first caption-entertainer to gain fans from other planets.

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/6072/godzillaa3nq.jpg

[loopydate]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/8339/464848486tb.jpg

:rofl:

[Corkscrewed]

I'd like to see Angelina go wild. :naughty: :naughty:

[The Naitch]

Naitch Gone Wild!

[The Naitch]

The Prank Call Wars: Episode 3

*The Answer (no relation to Triple OG) and The Cock are seen talking in The Cock's dressing room*

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9299/13og.jpg

The Answer: So Cock, I think you will kick Naitch's ass at HitlerMania becau...

Cock: Sorry buddy, hold on just a sec...

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg

Cock: Hello

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: Hello Mr. Johnson. This is Outsider here. Remember me?

Outsider: :wtf:

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg

Cock: Outsider? Do I remember you? Of course I remember you! You forgot to give me ketchup with my fries last week, you piece of fucking crap!

*Fans pop*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: I apologize for that Cock. So to make up for my poor customer service, I would like to send you a coupon book valid all year long. You're entitled to free cheeseburgers, Big Macs' and Sundaes. Is that cool with you?

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg

Cock: Sure. Hold on just a sec...

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/3986/37sc.jpg

Cock: :lol: Yo, it's Naitch. He's posing as Outsider. Watch this....

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg

Cock: Outsider? Yeah sorry about that. I'm just talking to your buddy here, The Answerburgler. *FANS POP* Anyways, enough about McDonald's. I have some inside information that you'll love to hear. AssMan might be making his C-Fed return to NCW! *Mild pop for AssMan's name* And guess what, rumours circulating around the internet say that he might run-in during my match with The Naitch, and SCREW Naitch out of The NCW Title just like Naitch SCREWED AssMan out of The TNA Title at ForumMania 1. Which means that your boy, The Cock will be coming out of HitlerMania...The NCW Champion :naughty:

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: :eek: :( Uh, Cock. I have to go now. I'll talk to you later

*Naitch hangs up*

*The Cock hangs up*

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/3986/37sc.jpg

Cock: :lol:

The Answer: What's so funny?

Cock: Just playing mind games with old Naitch :lol: He thinks AssMan is gonna show up at Mania and screw him out of The NCW Championship, payback_style :lol:

The Answer: You're a genius Cock. Pure Genius! :y:

[SuperSlim]

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/7894/jwo9lr1xr.gif

*The jWo theme begins to play and Slim comes out.

http://img123.exs.cx/img123/5555/slim49lp.jpg

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/8877/rampmic3vj.jpg

Nitro the battle starts. jWo vs. Horsemen. The match that everyone and their mamas have been waitin for.

*fans cheer

Slim: But first there is someone else that deserves a little mentioning. Jackal. The idiot that screwed up the jWo limo and left one of his gay freaky raven things on the hood. I don’t know what beef you got against the jWo. Maybe it’s cause we got the hottest diva in C-Feds today.

*fans pop

Slim: Maybe it’s cause you know you can’t get a girl so you had to let everyone know by leavin one of your bloody ravens on the hood. Well that still doesn’t give you a justifiable reason to bust our windows. You see we didn’t have a beef with you. We had one against the Horsemen. Jackal you sealed your fate. But we’ll deal with you another time. Horsemen, Nitro, be ready. Now can you dig that SUCKAAAAAAAAS!

*************
yeah it's short but I didn't really know what to say :( :$

[Scorpion]

*Jackal walks down to the ring before Slim leaves*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billgoldberg/26.jpg
Jackal: What the hell are ou talking about
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bookert/44.jpg
Slim: Tell me, you didnt just ask that
Jackal: :wtf: yea i did, and i didnt do shit to your limo
Slim: :wtf: you calling me a bitch?!
Jackal: :wtf: how did you get bitch out of that?
Slim: Oh now the racist remarks?! :rant:
Jackal: What the fuck dude, dont make me shove a raven up your ass
*fans pop*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/ssl02/07.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bookert/49.jpg
Slim: cant reach this ass, you giant freak
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billgoldberg/15.jpg
Jackal: Slim, your really starting to piss me off.. I did not touch your limo
Slim: yes you did, you meanie liar poopy head.
Jackal: :| did you just call me a poopie head?
Slim: yea, what of it bitch.. i know you destroyed our limo
Jackal: *sigh* i cant win this argument..

*Jackal leaves the ring, goes in the back and flips the jWo limo over then sets it on fire.*
Jackal: NOW i destroyed your limo :rant:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bookert/47.jpg
Slim: :'( he didnt just do that... :'(

[Cool King]

Cool King is seen signing in to a Hotel with Marcyo and Shaggy*
http://img114.exs.cx/img114/3462/si0xn.jpg
http://img52.exs.cx/img52/3307/bostonsheraton1small11sx.jpg
Hotel Manager:Thank you for choosing the Royal Lamb Hotel to stay,please,let the bellboy show you to your rooms.

Shaggy:Erm,it's OK we'll find our way.

*As Marcyo,Shaggy and Cool King are walking to there rooms they talk about the upcoming Nitro*
http://img80.exs.cx/img80/640/ckmgs7nq.jpg
Shaggy:So,I see you to are teaming up against 2 Cool 2 B Cool.

Marcyo:Yeah man,I know that me and Cool King will win esse.

Cool King:Yeah,It will be easy,I know.

Shaggy:Hey,there’s my room,I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Marcyo and Cool King:OK see you tomorrow.

*Shaggy closes the door as Marcyo and Cool King keep talking*

Marcyo: Do you actually think It'll be as easy as you say?
http://img196.exs.cx/img196/6382/cksg3ca.jpg
Cool King:Yeah,don't you?

Marcyo:Yeah,I'm saying because you just sounded a bit over confident.

Cool King:Well,mabey I am....hey there’s your room man.
http://img196.exs.cx/img196/1748/mgl4tv.png
Marcyo:Yeah esse,I'll see you tomorrow.

Cool King:yeah,see ya.

*Finally Cool King reaches his room*

Cool King:Finally,room 444.*Cool King unlocks the door and enters*
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/7996/1810bx.jpg
Cool King:Man,It's hot in here....:eek: Whoa,Holly Crap,what the hell are you doing in my room.

Blonde Haired Male Teen:Erm....:shifty:....BAIL!

*The horny teens run away*

Cool King:Hey come back,I know your face!

*Camera cuts to a break as the crowd laugh*

[Marcyo]

^ :lol: :y:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The Prank Call Wars: Episode 4.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg

Hitler: Hallo...



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The fans cheer.

Cock: Yo Mr. Hitler, it's AssMan... Remember me?

Hitler: Not really...

Cock: Well I'm comin' to NCW. I'm gonna screw the Naitch over swerve_style, so make sure you let him know.

Hitler: Alright... Goodbye.

The Fuhrer dials a number.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg



http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: Hello...

Hitler: Hallo, it ist ze Fuhrer here.

Naitch: Yeah, make this quick. I'm waiting in line for a Big Mac.

Outsider: You want fries with that?

The fans pop.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg

Hitler: I had a call from an Ass Man.

Naitch: What he say?

Hitler: He ist coming to screw you.

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: Well you tell him from me, if he even thinks about steppin' in an NCW arena... The Horsemen are gonna kick his ass! WOOOO!!!

Hitler: Alright...

The Fuhrer checks his call history and calls back the number from earlier.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg



http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg

Cock: Hey, Cock here...

Hitler: Oh I am sorry, I must hef hit ze wrong number.

The Fuhrer goes back and checks the number, before dialling again.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg



http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg

Cock: Yeah…

Hitler: Hallo… Ist zis Ass Man?

There is a pause.

Cock: Yeah, sure it is.

Hitler: Goot. Now I called Naitch, und he said zat if you step in an NCW arena, ze Horsemen vill kick your ass.

Cock: Well you just tell the Naitch that I’m comin’. And there’s nothin’ the Horsemen can do about it. At HitlerMania, his ass is swerved!

The Fuhrer calls Naitch back.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg



http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8121/0225rk.jpg

Naitch: Hello…

Hitler: It ist ze Fuhrer again…

Outsider: Was that regular or diet Pepsi?

Naitch: Regular…

Hitler: Hallo?

Naitch: No man, I said regular!

Outsider: Sorry…

Naitch: No wonder you’re still a trainee after 5 years in the job!

Naitch throws his phone away.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8092/hitlerphone5cp.jpg

Hitler: Hallo? Hallo?

[Corkscrewed]

:lol: at Scorpion's promo as well. :y:

[Corkscrewed]

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/2112/corknaitch014vb.jpg

CORK: :lol: So did you see Slim and Jackal go at it? That jWo moron will believe anything said to him, even lies like how good his hair is or how his penis is above average. And JackAss is too dumb to argue coherently so he just overturns things. :lol:

NAITCH: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/blah.gif

CORK: What's wrong?

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/3342/corknaitch024un.jpg

NAITCH: I'm just... troubled. Word on the street says that Assman is coming back to haunt me. All the Viagra in the world wouldn't help me if that was the case.

CORK: Dude, you gotta shapen up, buddy! Why are you sweating Assman? He's just a giant rear end!

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/1064/corknaitch032dt.jpg

NAITCH: But he'll want revenge... By the way, this porn is hot. What's it called again?

CORK: Angelina Gone Wild. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

NAITCH: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

CORK: Yeah. I stole it out of Splaya's duffle bag. Anyway, think about it this way. All the Viagra in the world CAN help you. You know why?

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/2489/corknaitch046dw.jpg

NAITCH: Why?

CORK: Because it gives you extra strength in your dick. And dicks fuck pussies. Pussies that are all scared and want to be all happy happy and shit.

NAITCH: But Assman's an asshole, and assholes shit all over people!!!

CORK: True, but you've forgotten one thing. Dicks also fuck assholes.

NAITCH: Yeah... you're right!

CORK: And it's good that dicks fuck assholes. Because if they didn't, do you know what we'd get? Shit ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!

NAITCH: .... yeah! You're right! By George, Cork, YOU'RE RIGHT!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!

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CORK: Atta boy. By the way, Cock left you a message earlier. He said he's got free Taco Bell coupons if you meet him behind the gym after 3:00.

NAITCH: Oh. I see. Well then.... I'll meet him there...

[Corkscrewed]

Vacationing in LA, TRO takes time to sample the Red Light District.

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/5649/troredlight1cs.jpg
TRO: I'll have the Asian school girl, the blond cheerleader, and the brunette with the nice rack.

[Angelina2K]

Hey Cork, all I'm seein is a bunch of red x's :-\

[Corkscrewed]

Fixed. Thanks. They worked for me, but I rehosted them on Image Shack just in case.

[The Overdrive]

The Overdrive. The Overdrive isn’t a man to be taken lightly. He will in time become the finest competitors on NCW. He has the talent to be the best. He knows that he can beat any man who stands in his way, but could this match be his demise? Overdrive slowly is coming to a conclusion, but what is it? What could it be? Overdrive knows that with every passing moment, the days till his first match on NCW slowly decrease, and with every passing moment, does The Overdrive's time come closer. He knows that his time will begins after he beats Havok, there is nothing to be done now, but when his first match with Havok begins, that is the time where he will ascend into the ranks of those beyond mortal. Overdrive will prove that he isn’t one to be messed with. The time, the place, the circumstances are all ready. The setting is complete. Now all that matters is The Overdrive, and whatever is behind him. The only thing that will cause this match to tip in Overdrive's direction…is Overdrive himself.

The Overdrive realizes his fate, and he realizes his time is coming. Creeping up on him, like the weather on a sunny day. As the lightning strikes down, destroying your day at the beach, his match with Havok will ascend on Overdrive, bringing him a step closer to his time of Redemption. Overedrive will destroy the world champion, when the time is right. The Overdrive is driven by himself, and all of his fury. He wants it. He needs the World Championship. Ever since that one day, after Overdrive was called up to Magnitude, and he stepped through that curtain, he knew what he wanted. He knew he wanted to become the World Heavyweigt Champion of NCW. It means so much to him, most people wouldn't understand. Overdrive knows what he wants, and he has laid it out in front of him. He will become the World Heavyweight Champion, no matter what. The time, the place, the circumstances, they do not matter, the only thing that matters is The Overdrive. Overdrive's time as World Champion might not be today, it might not be tommorow or the day after that, but it will come, sooner rather than later.

We see Overdrive.

http://www.harleyrace.com/wlw/jindrack.jpg

Overdrive: "Aspirations...Hopes...Dreams. Everyone has dreams. Everyone needs dreams… everyone, but me. I am the Work Of Art. My dreams have been shattered long ago, when my life was heading in the wrong direction. I simply could not take it, and my dreams ended. But now, now that there is a prize, my hopes and dreams have been resurrected. My hopes and dreams have been restored. I now have a new goal, and that goal is, to become the NCW World Heavyweight Champion."

Overdrive will not be contained, as he rests up against a wall. Overdrive cannot be contained, like he was before. Overdrive was trapped in a cage, waiting for his time of redemption, his time of revival. His arrival comes now, now that he has been released, he is a beat. The Overdrive will be realized by the heaps and the masses of people who wish to call him, Champion. He wills not, he cannot be contained any longer. His pressure is rising, and he is about to erupt. The Overdrive is no longer a dormant volcano, no, he is ready to explode, right onto NCW, and the his newly formed challenger, Havok.

The Overdrive: "I see the fear in your eyes, Havok, when you striked me down so arrogantly and I hear you label me a nobody. You will never defeat me, and no matter how hard you try, I will always be on top. You should’ve realized sooner, that I am your X-Factor. I am the newly formed fate of yours, I am The Overdrive. I am not one for you to treat lightly, like I can just be brushed off, no, I am more than that. You see, you never realized my true potential. No one does. But know, you will pay for that mistake, and in time, everyone else will aswell."

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***End***

OOC: Sorry, I couldn't find any pics of Marc Jindrak to fit this promo hense no pictures. I will try to see if I can find any for the next time though.

EDIT: Got some pics thanks to the man, Jabba. :y:

[The Overdrive]

Be sure to tune in tommorow, same time for an in-ring promo with better pics.

[Aussie Skier]

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Crowd: Cheers!

*The camera then pans around to see another NCW superstar*

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Crowd: massive pop

Adrian: ":p. Ha ha, my pop was bigger than yours!"

Slim: :mad: "Careful dude, don't use wrestling talk, you know how old man
Naitch gets cranky when wrestlers talk like that."

Adrian: "Naitch... :roll: Still can't believe he won that Royal Rumble ahead of the JWO!"

Slim: "Anyway man, what about our match against Gertser and Nashhole, the
finger poke of death returns!・

Adrian: "Oh yeah, that was sweet! And dude, that's our first official win as a
tag team! And it really helped us screw over the fans!・

Slim: :wtf: "Adrian, we're faces dude..."

Adrian: :?: "What...oh yeah, thats right! My bad! Anyways, props to you Slim on your first NCW title!・

Slim: "Yeah dude, thanks man. But HitlerMania could be tough, I mean look at who we're facing?・

Adrian: "Your right. I mean, us against a tag team I've beaten single-handedly in the past, and a team who have never tagged before. That's gonna be really tough (sarcastically) :lol:"

http://www.switsport.com/images/Booker_T.JPG

Slim: "Yeah man, but we could loose the titles without even getting pinned!"

Adrian: "Hmmm, your right...Still, I guess it'll be interesting. I've never actuallybeen in a triple threat tag match before..."

Slim: :wtf: "Ahh, listen dog, its a four-way match. Sonny and Terrance are wrestling too!・

Adrian: "Yeah...okay, right Slim! (sarcastically) I think you gotta lay off the
drugs dude!" :D

*Slim hands Adrian Moore a piece of paper with the match fixture on it*

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Adrian: "WHAT! How did I not hear about this!? Ah crap. Look, I can't think
about this right now, I got a show to do. But man, we gotta deal with magical powers now too! Look, I'm gonna speak to a friend in the next few days, he's got a way of countering Terrance's powers. Anyway, gotta do my show now, and remember, your one of my special guests!"

*5 mins later*

*The arena goes black and a voice hits the PA.*

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Crowd: "STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PA: "Now, can you please welcome, the PRE-HITLERMANIA EXTRAVAGANZA, presented to you, by the eighth wonder of the world, Adrian Moore.・

*Suddenly the arena lights up and people see what is in the ring.*

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J.G.: "Oh MEIN GOTT! The Jerry Springer show set! Adrian Moore is defiantly
NCW's resident crasy man! He should be called Adrian Moron, hahaha.・

J.R: :wtf:

*Adrian Moore comes walking through the crowd towards the ring, shaking hands
with many of the fans.*

Crowd: Mo-ore, Mo-ore, Mo-ore, Mo-ore/i] (chant is the same as Je-rry, Je-rry)

*Adrian Moore gets into the ring and gets ready to speak*

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Adrian: "Hello everyone, and welcome to this VERY special show. It's less than two weeks before HitlerMania, the biggest showcase of NCW and I think what better time to show all you great people, the fans, the seedy underbelly of NCW life."

Crowd: *cheers* [i]Mo-ore, Mo-ore, Mo-ore, Mo-ore/i]

Adrian: "The topic for 'The Adrian Moore Show' is NCW stars, and they're
disjointed relationships.・

Crowd: [i]Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Adrian: "Please welcome, Angelina!"

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Crowd: *wolf whistles and cheering*

Adrian: "Hello Angelina, welcome to the show."

Angelina: "Thanks Adrian, it's GREAT to be here."

Adrian: "Boy, you need better acting lessons...anyways, it is nonetheless our pleasure to have you hear Angelina. Now please Angelina, tell us about your relationship with a certain NCW superstar...superstar, yeah right, super twat more like it."

Crowd: :D

Angelina: "Well Adrian, I know you've had your problems with my man, but he
really is a great guy. Splaya is the kind of guy...."

Crowd: 釘OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! J-W-O chants start up!納/i]

Adrian: "WOW, Splaya isn't exactly Mr. popular in NCW that's for sure, not
like, the AUSSIE MAN OF WAR"

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Crowd: [i]*POP・clears throat*・heap pop. OMG, Adrian Moore just received a
cheap pop*

*Angelina continues talking*

Angelina: "Yeah, well, Splaya, he's the kind of guy your mother wants you to
bring home. You know, he's kind, and sensitive, you know. He's not like a lot
of guys. A lot of the time he doesn't even wanna make love, even when I force myself onto him. Instead, he wants to just talk, and thats really sweet..."

Crowd: :D

Adrian: :shifty: "Oookay then. So, sometimes your as wet as a fish, and he
still doesn't take the bait?・

Angelina: "Oh, well, I wouldn't put it that way, but, yeah, I guess.・

Adrian: "Ok, *cough queer cough *. Well, I'd like to introduce out here onto
the set, someone who claims to know Splaya really well :naughty:, could you
please welcome Phil! Mr. Phil Myhole.・

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/3796/010rr.th.jpg (http://img231.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img231&image=010rr.jpg)

*Phil immediately comes on stage and walks right up to Angelina and begins
shouting at her*

Phil: "What are you talking about bitch!? What are you talking about, he's my man, he's coming home with me!"

*Steve intervenes and calms both people down*

Crowd: "SSSSSTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVEEEE!
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/stacykeibler/93.jpg
*Angelina seems less than impressed*

Angelina: "And just WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU!?・

Adrian: "Ok, lets just all calm down. People, lets just all take a seat.・

*Everyone sits down*

Adrian: "Now Phil, what are you claiming?"
Phil: "Me and Splaya were in a New Zealand magazine...together!・nd we weren't just lying around, if you get my drift! :naughty: Look, here's the magazine cover!"

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Phil: "Inside this magazine, me and Splaya...GOT...IT...ON!!! You know what I mean?"

Adrian: "Hmmm, unfortunately I think I do. Anyway, so what's your point? I mean, surely just cos Splaya prefers chocolate alley to Slipery street, that doesn't mean he wants to be with you. I mean, I hear that the Horsemen pay him lousy wages, so maybe that was the only way he could make any money?"

Crowd: :D
Phil: "You don;t get it Adrian. We have chemistry. Splaya and me are meant to be together."

Crowd: :eek:

Phil: "Yep, he even said that he loved me!"

Crowd: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Angelina: "No way! He's coming home with me!"
Phil: "No way BITCH! He's coming home with ME!"

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Adrian: "Ok people. Now lets just calm down. I really feel we need to speak
to somebody else about this. Now, I think our cameras are backstage in the NCW locker room, so lets see if we can find the person we're looking for back
there?"

*Camera is walking round backstage, and goes into a locker room*

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Crowd: :ROFL:

Splaya: "What the hell is going on here, what you are doing in my locker room. I should PKO each and every one of you for invading me!"

Adrian: "Hey Splaya, this is Adrian Moore. The Adrian Moore that cost you your tag team championship belt, you know..."

Splaya: :foc: "Ahh screw that Moore, Eric Shin cost me those belts, not you!"

Adrian: "Well, anyway, that's besides the point, it seems we have a bit of a
problem here you see. I have two of your close friends with me, both claiming to be romantically involved with you. Firstly, we have Angelina!"

Splaya: "Oh, ahh, hey babe. How you doing?

Angelina: "I'm good honey. Miss you...You love me don't you Splaya?"

Splaya: "Of course I do babe. You're like the sugar in my tea, like the honey
on my toast, like the....

Adrian: "Ah Splaya, this is my show, so shut your mouth."

Crowd: :D
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Splaya: :mad: "What the hell Moore, you listen to me...."

Adrian: "Now, the reason why I want you to shut your mouth is because,・MY BAD, I forgot to introduce you to my other guest. Say hi to, Phil, Phil Myhole."

Splaya: :$:

Phil: "Splaya...what the hell is going on here?!"

Splaya: :$ "WHAT! Ahh, Moore, turn the camera off. Stop the show Adrian, I'm serious stop the show. *speaking to the camera man* "Turn the camera off!"

*Suddenly a voice is heard from the back*
Person: "Are you talking to me Splaya?"

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Crowd: :rofl: .... :nono:

Adrian: "Splaya, my GOD! :WTF:...is that!"

Splaya: "Ahh, I dont know who this person is. Um I have not had
sexual relations with this person. Who are you?"
Gertrude: "What you talking about Splaya, its me, Gertrude, and just two
minutes ago we had s・

PKO!!!!!!

Splaya: "Moore, this is my locker room! Splaya grabs the camera man and gives another PKO.・

*The camera cuts out*

Adrian: "PKO!!! The Poofter KNOCK-OUT!!!"

Crowd: :D

Adrian: "Hitler! You're a billionaire and you can't buy a camera that bloody
works?!!! Anyway, I don't know if this will ever be solved, so we'll be back
after the break.・

Crowd: *cheers*

Advertisment:



HITLERMANIA...IS COMING!

[Aussie Skier]

*Back from the break*

Adrian: "0ur next story has somewhat of a sad twist to it, because, a baby is
involved."
Crowd: ohhhhh・
Adrian: "Can you please welcome, my fellow J-W-O teammate, and tag team
partner,...SLIM!"

*JWO's theme music plays and he makes his way to the ring. Slim and Adrian
give each other a handshake and then Slim poses for the crowd*

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Adrian: "How you doing dude?"
Slim: "I'm good dude, can you dig that?"
Adrian: "I can certainly dig that!"
Slim: :nono: "Anyway, this is a damn fine set you know...how much airtime has the Fuhrer given you dawg?・"
Adrian: "HAHA, as much as they want. They'll give anyone airtime as long as it hasn't got anything to do with boring monologues by Troy and the rest of NWA horsemen."

Crowd: "BOOOOO! JWO, JWO, JWO!"

Adrian: "These guys love us Slim! Anyway, I've got you on this show for a
reason. A vicious love triangle has occurred. In fact, it might even be a
love rectangle, or maybe even a love pentagon, or hexagon, I dunno basically, its messed up. Now, my man, the Slimminator! He had a relationship with JWO's token white girl and soon to be Milf, Ilt, right?

Slim: "That's correct."
Adrian: "And then, Ilt got up the duff right?"
Slim: "Right."
Adrian: "But then we found out that the father was in fact Owen Radd's brother, Joey Radd, who had had an affair with Ilt, unbeknownst to you."

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*Slim seems to be getting slightly annoyed at Adrian telling the whole story*

Slim: "Uh huh".

Adrian: "But, we all know that something has also happened between the NCW world Champ, The Cock, and Ilt too, which makes this story even more messed up. And then, to add insult to injury, you went on a date with the father of your love's brother, Owen Radd, who is NCW's resident homosexual, where he drugged you, and claimed, that he did nothing untoward to you. Is that all correct Slim?"
Slim: "Yeah dude."

Adrian: "Well, live via the HitlerTron, we have Ilt. Unfortunatly, because she
is pregnant, we decided against having her here live on the show. But please
welcome nonethless, Ilt!"

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Ilt: "Hey Adrian...hi Slim ;)"
Slim: "Yo, how you doin dawg, hows the kid doin?"
Ilt: "Its all going good. I just wish Joey Radd was on tpww a bit more, you
know, so this storyline could make more sense and all."
Adrian: *mutters to himself* *has someone ever told her about the word
kayfabe!* "Anyway, hello Ilt, Adrian Moore, the Aussie Man of War here."

Ilt: "Hey."
Adrian: "Just wondering, I got you and Slim on this show for a reason. Now, is there anything you wanna say to each other right now. I mean, the fact is, your a great couple. I mean, everyone loves blacks on blondes. Remember the time you guys put that show on for the entire NCW lockerroom!"

Slim: *mutters to himself* *shut up man, dumb Australian's.* "Anyway,
yeah, we were a great couple you know, but times change! Joey Radd has made it difficult for us now."

Adrian: "Joey Radd, where the hell is Joey Radd. The only thing Joey Radd is
known for is putting news on the tpww message board a month late! C'mon guys, i reckon we all wanna see another edition of blacks on blondes!・

Ilt: "Well Adrian, it's not that easy you know. I mean, I'm pregnant, and I
got stuff going on, I gotta look good for HitlerMania and all. Plus Slim had that thing with that carpet muncher Portia and all and...hey, who else is
on that set with you Adrian?"

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*Adrian Moore looks around the set*

Adrian: "Well, there's me and Slim. And a guy named Phil Myhole, and, ahhh,
Angelina."

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Ilt: "THAT BITCH!"

Angelina: 'Who you calling a bitch, SLUT! Your NCW's resident bicycle, everyone rides you around?!"

Crowd: :eek:

Ilt: "RIGHT! That's it!"

*Ilt disappears from the HitlerTron screen*

Adrian: "Ooookay then...well, we'll be back after this bre..."

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*Ilt comes running down to the ring*

*she gets into the ring and a brawl begins*

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http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/trishstratus/21.jpg
Crowd: :eek:
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Slim and Moore: :drool:
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Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!
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Crowd: :wtf:
Slim: "Convenient time for a mud bath to be in the arena Adrian.・
Adrian: ;)

*Eventually Steve, Adrian Moore and Slim help stop the fight*

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Adrian: "Well, that's the end of the Adrian Moore show. I'd like to thank my
guests, Phil Myhole, Ilt, Angelina, Splaya the playa, and Slim. Thank you to everyone, and if this was a success, we may just have another edition...good night!"

*Jerry Springer music plays as Ilt and Angelina continue to brawl*

[Aussie Skier]

HAHAHAH

Whory Tilson! HAHAHA, thats awesome!


rep rep rep

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, Aussie. Best promo ever from you I believe. AWESOME job!!! :rofl:

[Aussie Skier]

Wow, Aussie. Best promo ever from you I believe. AWESOME job!!! :rofl:

THANKS Cork!

and btw...FU*K!!!!!!!!!!!


JUST WROTE A PROMO AND ITS FUCKED UP WHEN I SENT IT!

[Impact!]

should have a promo up sometime soon :y:

[SuperSlim]

interesting indeed Aussie. I plan on workin on a promo now... why? I dunno I kinda feel the urge to do it. :D

[SuperSlim]

*The following promo is created for the http://i143.exs.cx/img143/8445/jwologo8qc.gif

***********************

*Ilt is walkin by and she stops by the Horsemen lockerroom. Hse hears talking and hopes to maybe hear in on some of their strategies for the Nitro match.

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Cork: …did you see Slim and Jackal go at it? That jWo moron will believe anything said to him, even lies like how good his hair is or how his penis is above average. And JackAss is too dumb to argue coherently so he just overturns things.

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Slim: What’s happenin?

Ilt: Well I just overheard Cork talking and he said it was all a trick. Jackal didn’t do it. And he also dissed your hair.

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Noone disses my hair. And noone messes with the jWo like that.

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Yo, word is, Horsemen wanted to play around with us and did that crap to our limo.

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Nashole: Horsemen screwed up our limo.

DE: Oh really, well then I think soon will be the time to mess with them.

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Slim: Thanks for the info.

Ilt: Anytime. So what you gonna do about HitlerMania?

Slim: What you mean that tag team title match?

Ilt: Yeah.

Slim: Well first off 2Cool2beFools is in there and they are nothing. They couldn’t even be a challenge for a fifty year old woman. Let alone a former vB champion, former TNA tag champ, and current NCW tag team champ.

Ilt: What about Cool King and Marcyo?

Slim: Well Cool King I’ve already met in the ring. He won’t me much of a challenge. Now Marcyo is the one that is gonna get it. Remember at the Rumble when I was kickin major ass.

Ilt: Yeah you were hot. :$

Slim: Umm… well Marcyo decided to toss me out so that punk ass sucka is gonna get it.

Ilt: *ahem, well there is still Sonny and Terrance.

Slim: Well Terrance is a freak but I got my magic act all worked up for him. Sonny? Well… I guess we’ll just have to kick Sonny’s ass. Plain and simple.

Ilt: So it sounds like there aren’t to many worries about your match.

Slim: Yeah but what bout your bikini contest?

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Slim: Whoa whoa chill.

Ilt: As soon as I see that skinny little bitch in that ring I’m going to whoop her ass. That’s what’s going to happen at that bikini contest.

Slim: I know you want to but still.

Ilt: No. There is nothing that is gonna stop me from doing that.

Slim: Well I tell you what. I’m not gonna try to stop you. I’m gonna start gettin ready for Nitro.

Ilt: It’s still a few days away.

Slim: Yeah.

Ilt: Well there isn’t a reason for you to get ready by yourself.

Slim: Hmmm. So what are you suggesting?

Ilt: I hang with you for the remaining days until Nitro.

Slim: Sounds good to me. Let’s go.

*Slim and Ilt exit the scene.

[Splaya]

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CORK: :lol: So did you see Slim and Jackal go at it? That jWo moron will believe anything said to him, even lies like how good his hair is or how his penis is above average. And JackAss is too dumb to argue coherently so he just overturns things. :lol:

NAITCH: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/blah.gif

CORK: What's wrong?

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NAITCH: I'm just... troubled. Word on the street says that Assman is coming back to haunt me. All the Viagra in the world wouldn't help me if that was the case.

CORK: Dude, you gotta shapen up, buddy! Why are you sweating Assman? He's just a giant rear end!

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/1064/corknaitch032dt.jpg

NAITCH: But he'll want revenge... By the way, this porn is hot. What's it called again?

CORK: Angelina and Splaya go wild . http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

NAITCH: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

CORK: Yeah. I stole it out of Splaya's duffle bag. Anyway, think about it this way. All the Viagra in the world CAN help you. You know why?

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/2489/corknaitch046dw.jpg

NAITCH: Why?

CORK: Because it gives you extra strength in your dick. And dicks fuck pussies. Pussies that are all scared and want to be all happy happy and shit.

NAITCH: But Assman's an asshole, and assholes shit all over people!!!

CORK: True, but you've forgotten one thing. Dicks also fuck assholes.

NAITCH: Yeah... you're right!

CORK: And it's good that dicks fuck assholes. Because if they didn't, do you know what we'd get? Shit ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!

NAITCH: .... yeah! You're right! By George, Cork, YOU'RE RIGHT!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/17/corknaitch056ag.jpg

CORK: Atta boy. By the way, Cock left you a message earlier. He said he's got free Taco Bell coupons if you meet him behind the gym after 3:00.

NAITCH: Oh. I see. Well then.... I'll meet him there...

I fixed it for you guys

[SuperSlim]

It wasn't even that good of a flick. :shifty:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:lol:

jWo! jWo! jWo!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Next Nazi Nitro:

NWA Horsemen vs jWo.

Cool King/Marcyo vs 2 Cool 2 B Cool.

Seymour vs Remy.

Havok vs The Overdrive.

Face-Off: The Cock/The Naitch.

Contract Signing: Shaggy/Splaya.

Pose-down via satellite: LPD vs Big Z.

Disturbed, J Dogg, Shane Storm, Jackal, plus all the NCW Divas will be at the arena.

[Disturbed316]

*A replay of what happened between Disturbed and J-Dogg appears on the Hitlertron*

Both men get to their feet and begin exchanging right hands again. CK gets the upper hand and forces Disturbed into the ropes, where he nails him with a right hand. King then whips Disturbed into the ropes, and clotheslines him down to the canvas. King stalks over his opponent, waiting for him to get up.

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/7172/coolkingwait2ux.jpg

He goes for the CK stunner, but is nailed with the…

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/7264/stunnertobilly3wj.gif

JG: Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!

Disturbed makes the cover…

1…



2…



3!

*DING DING*

The crowd cheer, and someone tosses Disturbed a beer.

http://img176.exs.cx/img176/8430/disturbedholdupbeer8ie.jpg

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/2054/disturbeddrinkbeer2we.jpg

He celebrates in the ring, until…

http://i160.exs.cx/img160/9233/jdoggpunch30gz.jpg

J Dogg lays him out!

http://img80.exs.cx/img80/6995/disturbeddown1qf.jpg

JG: Vot ist J Dogg doing?!

J Dogg taunts the audience.

http://img65.exs.cx/img65/3305/doggdance25ut.gif

He then grabs a mic.

J Dogg: Yo Disturbed… I got 3 words for ya… You… Me… HitlerMania!

He throws down the mic and leaves the ring to a chorus of boos.



*The replay then switches to Disturbed, sitting in his little truck*

http://i144.exs.cx/img144/6050/img173yj.jpg

D316: "You...Me...Hitlermania". Those three little words have proved to the world how serious you want to be taken here in NCW. Because if you weren't, then you are either stupid or the worlds toughest son of a bitch to come after me.

Not only did you decide to come after me, but you want to do it on the grandest stage of them all, Hitlermania!? To quote my good buddy Cock, are you high!?

*crowd pop*

http://i144.exs.cx/img144/6050/img173yj.jpg

D316: I must admit, I admire your balls. Not your actual balls, your testicles, your bollocks, your spunk houses :shifty: But I mean your guts. No one else here, or in TNA, or any promotion in the past has had the guts to do what you did, but I'm going to make you pay for it.

Much like this truck, I wont stop once I get going, so I hope you are ready for me, because it's going to be one hell of a ride.

*Disturbed starts up his truck and drives off, leaving the crowd popping for his match at Hitlermania.*

[RemyRed]

Deep Within The Brazilian Jungles

http://img220.exs.cx/img220/782/019zf.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Remy- Yo you sure these guys are supposed to meet us around here man?
Cem- Yeah, look man this stuff that they're distributin around here is priceless, way better than that stuff they were selling from the Hartz Mountains of Germany in Pulp Fiction.
Remy- You better be right man, I'm supposed to be training for my ladder match.
Cem- Dude this is so worth it.













3 HOURS LATER......








http://img67.exs.cx/img67/2965/029ca.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Remy- We're lost...you know that right?
Cem- What!? We are NOT lost. I know exactly where we are.
Remy- Uh-huh, so how far away are we from the meet then?
Cem- Shut up, we'll be there any minute now.

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/8607/030wy.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Cem- Hey that statue right there looks familiar....
Remy- ....Yeah we only passed it 4 times jackass!
Cem- .....Dude I think we're lost....
Remy- :nono:

TO BE CONTINUED...

[The Naitch]

I'm digging this whole AssMan thing being mixed into The Naitch/Cock feud. :y:

[Splaya]

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-16.htm


^^^^Corky's ultimate competitor DDR style.

[Disturbed316]

He got really shit at the end. You should have posted the one where the fat guy falls over the machine at the end :D

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Just spotted a Nitro review up on the Insider.

http://www.freewebs.com/pcinsider/index.htm

[Cool King]

Just spotted a Nitro review up on the Insider.

http://www.freewebs.com/pcinsider/index.htm

Do you know who wrote that?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Dave Seltzer. ;)

[Corkscrewed]

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-16.htm


^^^^Corky's ultimate competitor DDR style.
He's not bad, but there are plenty of better ones. My all-time favorite is DJ 8-Ball freestyling "Cafe" on doubles. Does the worm and everything. Best DDR freestyle I've EVER seen. :D

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Children of Bodom hits and J Dogg makes his way out to the ring once again. His cocky smile still on his face.

The whole crowd is booing the shit out of J Dogg.

http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg008.jpg

J Dogg: Now..............

The crowd shows him no respect and just boo.

J Dogg: You people will start showing me respect right now or I will beat it out of all of you

The fans boo even harder.

J Dogg: I'm going to ask you again all you sheep out in the crowd tonight shut your asses up. See, I call you sheep because of one reason and one reason alone. You fans are like a herd of sheep because you follow whoever the "Flavor of the month" Wrestler is. Now, D 316 I know that you're going be a tough guy during this match I know that you're not going to give me a break going into this match. And that's exactly why I wanted you in the ring at Hitlermania. Everyone thought I was going soft. That J Dogg was just some softee. That all the toughness that J Dogg had way back in the day. He was starting to lose it all slowly but surely.
http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg021.jpg

I was starting to lose my credibiltity as a tough wrestler so I had to do what I had to do and make a match at Hitlermania against one of the toughest sons of bitches here in NCW. I wanted to prove to everyone that I can still do it. That J Dogg has more then a little bit of toughness left inside him. Now, I got to give you props for saying I have guts. And I've got to give you props for agreeing to this match at Hitlermania. You might know the old J Dogg the J Dogg who would always lose title matches lose big matches of all sortes and now I have to say this again to make myself clear to everyone here. The old J Dogg that everyone knew so well is now dead. This is the old J Dogg right here.http://www.godalming-museum.org.uk/Images/Grave.jpg

But this, this is the new improved J Dogg and I'm going to prove it come Hitlermania.

This J Dogg is tougher, this J Dogg is stronger, this J Dogg, has a new goal set on taking NCW by storm. So come Hitlermania I don't care who comes to the to the ring D 316 D 317 D 318 D 3000

The fact of the matter is at Hitlermania. I'm going to beat Disturbed like the drunk red neck piece of fucking shit that he is. There's a new Tough guy in town and his is name is J FUCKING Dogg. And I'm going to prove exactly how much has changed since the old J Dogg in the middle of that ring. To cut a long story short J Dogg has had a little chainge in attitude and for once this dogg's bite is 40 times worse then his bark. And there is nothing and no one that could prove that wrong.

J Dogg drops the mic and heads up the ramp with a look of sincerity on his face.

[Savior]

The Prank Call Wars: Episode 5.
(last week)
*Paul is driving on the highway*
http://ops.fhwa.dot.gov/nat_dialogue/Congestion_Web/images/congest.jpg

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg
Cock: Haha Savior is going to get played
*Dials Saviors number*
http://img107.exs.cx/img107/6508/c180tg.jpg
Paul (driving by a car filled with imigrants): Shit who is it? I'm Roaming!...THE COCK!? maybe he accepted my invatation to-
http://www.psy.plym.ac.uk/year3/psy364sexual-selection/car-crash.gif

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/9313/27xc.jpg
Cock: Where is this bitch?

[The Naitch]

thanks for joining in on the fun, Paul :lol:

[The Naitch]

<embed src=http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/interscope/thegame/thegame/audio/howwedo/96_howwedo.asx autostart=false>

http://img179.exs.cx/img179/9172/cockvideo21az.gif

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/2576/rock635bb3gy.jpg

*The Cock makes his way to the ring to a huge pop*

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/3004/rock635ccc4de.jpg


http://img113.exs.cx/img113/8505/crowdsignwooooo0di.jpg

http://img213.exs.cx/img213/4963/crowdsignwelovesplaya4ik.jpg

<MARQUEE left scroll> COCKY! COCKY! COCKY! COCKY! </MARQUEE>

http://img199.exs.cx/img199/1681/rock635g4bo.jpg

Cock: Now! In 2 weeks, The Cock and The Naitch will go one on one, toe to toe, the viagra addict vs. Hollywood's Newest Action Hero! *Fans pop* But let The Cock make one thing perfectly clear. Naitch, it doesn't matter what kind of enhancement drugs you're on, The Cock is gonna whoop your sorry ass! And you think you actually have a shot at beating The Cock? Well The Cock has a question for you. He'll say it in chinese....Hoching ming chow?!?

*Fans pop*

Cock: Hell, The Cock will say it in German: Sind Sie hoch?!

*Fans pop again*

Cock: Hell, The Cock will say it in spanish!: ¡Es usted alto?!

*Fans laugh*

Cock: Hell, The Cock will say it in Russian! Вы высокие?!

*Fans boo because it's commie language*

Cock: And lastly, in French!: Êtes vous haut ? !

*Fans pop*

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8344/rock635kkk7ad.jpg

Cock: And what that means, is the one question The Cock wants to ask you....

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/4443/rock635ll9zb.jpg

ARE YOU HIGH?!?!

<MARQUEE left scroll> COCKY! COCKY! COCKY! COCKY! </MARQUEE>

Cock: So Naitch, I know you're back there. So listen up. At HitlerMania, your ass is mine!

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/2219/ifyasmelll4ul.jpg

IF YA SMELLLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

*Fans pop*

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1756/rock635mmm2kj.jpg

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1388/rock635n4vd.jpg

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1581/rock635nnn0mh.jpg

*Fans get up on their feet as AssMan makes his c-fed return to television*

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/9182/405oz.jpg

Naitch: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! WHAT IS THAT MONKEY DOING HERE?! GODAMNSHITFUCK!

TRO: Maybe he's after my Highspots belt :shifty:

Splaya: Oh my, he's gotten alot bigger since then....

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/4302/rock635oo3iz.jpg

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/5627/rock635p5mg.jpg

*The Cock is befuddled*

http://img215.exs.cx/img215/9356/332df.jpg

Naitch: Guys, let's get out of here!

TRO: Yeah man, Horsemen OUT!

Splaya: Wait, maybe he has something to say.....

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/8099/brock6xo.jpg

*Fans are going wild right now for AssMan*

AssMan: NAITCH!!!! I'M BACK! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER WHEN YOU SWERVED ME AT FORUM MANIA I?! NO DICE, BABY! PAYBACK IS A BITCH! AND COME HITLERMANIA, WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND! NAITCH, I'M ALL GROWN UP NOW! THE ASSMAN YOU SAW AT THIS IS YOUR LIFE 3 & 4.....THAT WASN'T ME. THAT WAS THE FAKE ASSMAN! *Fans are in shock* NOW....YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE REAL DEAL! SO NAITCH,
WATCH YOUR ASS, BECAUSE I'M GONNA SMOKE YOU LIKE GRASS!

*Fans pop*

http://img119.exs.cx/img119/2714/yay1qy.jpg

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/2775/cocksmiling1ah.jpg

http://img215.exs.cx/img215/9356/332df.jpg

Splaya: You're right guys, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!

[Marcyo]

Nice promo Naitch but...

Havok = Lesnar.

[The Naitch]

Nah. Lesnar is AssMan now

[Marcyo]

lol

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Havok hasn't cut a promo yet...

If he doesn't appear in a couple of days, he can be Spike Dudley. :lol:

[Marcyo]

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/2471/shirtscared4wm.jpg

HHHitler: Look, drop zis shirt. It vill neffer sell.

Marcyo: :(

[Cool King]

Havok hasn't cut a promo yet...

If he doesn't appear in a couple of days, he can be Spike Dudley. :lol:

http://tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=776508&postcount=319

Just thought I'd post that.:)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:lol:

[Savior]

Who played him?

[Marcyo]

Crap. The worst moment to leave for a couple of weeks is just after introducing yourself. Poor Havok.

[Marcyo]

Who played him?

A guy named X-L. He's got 143 posts or so, so I'm not sure if you know him.

Actually, i don't. :-\

[Cool King]

Who played him?

If you mean Havok,X-L plays as him.

[The Naitch]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/3619/0666gt.jpg

*Fans get on their feet again*

http://img216.exs.cx/img216/5148/061kg.jpg

AssMan: I'm back again. I came here to clear up some confusion. I am NOT an NCW Superstar, and I am NOT a TNA Superstar. Hell, I'm not even sure if I'm going to make a full return to Caption-Entertainment!

Fans: :(

AssMan: But what I am sure of, is that come HitlerMania, SOMEONE is going to get screwed!

Fans: :)

AssMan: And I'm a firm believer in Karma. What goes around comes around, so I'll be ringside with my old man, and I got my front row tickets to HitlerMania!!!!

*Fans pop huge*

SIMPLY

SIMPLY

RAVISHING

*Fans boo*

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/3115/tro18ul.jpg

*TRO makes his way out to a chorus of boos*

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/921/troimitatesdanny3et.jpg

*TRO imitates Danny to even louder boos*

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/332/097op.jpg

TRO: AssMan, AssMan, AssMan, AssMan, you child, why don't you just shut the hell up, and get over it. The Naitch screwed you out of The TNA Championship at ForumMania 1 because you smelt like urine!

*Fans laugh a little*

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/1976/153uk.jpg

TRO: It's not my fault that he screwed you. AssMan screwed AssMan! Soon after that, I became The TNA Champ!

*Fans boo*

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/3578/163ga.jpg

TRO: So Junior, get over it. Nobody wants to see you make a return to Caption-Entertainment. And what makes you think you can just hog the spotlight at HitlerMania? Don't be so selfish....

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/9201/193vd.jpg

*Fans are getting pumped up*

<embed src=http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/interscope/thegame/thegame/audio/howwedo/96_howwedo.asx autostart=false>

*Fans pop huge*

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/3764/rocky7di.jpg

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/8092/224fv1.jpg

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/2640/rocky21ha.jpg

Cock: Boys, I know you guys like fighting for The Naitch's attention, but to tell you the truth, The Cock could give two shits about that! So ladies, be quiet because have no fear, The Cock is here! *Fans pop* At HitlerMania, The Cock wants to make one thing perfectly clear. AssMan, you stay away from The Naitch because his candy ass is all mine, The Cock doesn't need your help! The Cock knows that you want payback for what he did to you at ForumMania, but you can have him AFTER I pin him...1-2-3.

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/2640/rocky21ha.jpg

IF YA SMELLLL

WHAT THE....

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/3218/wooooooo5vc.jpg

Naitch: .....NAITCH IS COOKING!

Cock: :mad:

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7805/rockflair5bf.jpg

Naitch: Cock, I say that catchphrase ALOT better than you do, so know your role, shut your mouth because The Naitch is ready to talk!

Cock: :mad: :mad:

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Naitch: AssMan, I know you're mad at me for swerving you, but kid, get over it. Nobody cares about you. Nobody likes you, ever since you got peed on!

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/6980/175vq.jpg

TRO: HAHA! You got peed on!

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/3218/wooooooo5vc.jpg

Naitch: :) YUP! I speak the truth. So AssMan, I don't care if you and your Dad have front row tickets to HitlerMania! I'm happy for you. Atleast that way you can be there, front row centre as you watch me LAYETH THE CAPTIONETHDOWN ON THE COCK'S CANDY ASS!!!!!

Fan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cock is about to attack Naitch, until HHHitler comes out*



http://img73.exs.cx/img73/2450/0080bl.jpg

HHHitler: Vait a minute, vait a minute. Ze Cock....Ze Naitch, both of zou cannot lay a hand on eachother until HitlerMania! Ven zou both signed ze contract, zou signed an agrrrreeeement zat you vill not touch eachother until HitlerMania! So boys, in 2 weeks, that assures that both of you vill be healthy for ze Main Event! And Ze Naitch, zou cannot touch AssMan because.....

*All of a sudden, TRO belts AssMan in the face*

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7682/1387lm.jpg

TRO: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/5811/0216yf.jpg

Naitch: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/2859/rockwooo8yt.jpg

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7935/0319ds.jpg

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Owen: Look at this CROC!

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/8673/dusthunter2op.jpg

Owen: I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Daddy Cool stumbles into Naitch's dressing room during a heavy viagra session...





http://img118.exs.cx/img118/8403/grandmaster0kb.jpg

DC: HOLY S##T!

[The Naitch]

Naitch has a horse cock :rofl:

[The Naitch]

:eek: That looks really unhealthy

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

LPD has been watching too many Owen Radd movies.

http://img199.exs.cx/img199/6978/testref1el.jpg

Ref: Lou, for the LAST TIME, I don't swing that way.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://img163.exs.cx/img163/6933/trish5oi.jpg

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/9678/trish22pr.jpg

http://img163.exs.cx/img163/7119/trish30yt.jpg

One thing's for sure, Ilt's baby won't be goin' hungry. :y:

[SuperSlim]

hey now... quit gawkin at :drool:...

quit gawkin at her.

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl: Seems like Jabba's been on a binge himself... of something...

[The Overdrive]

OOC: This promo isn't as serious as the last. Oh and the new look is, DDP.

The lights flicker to blue and purple. The pyro goes off and someone's music starts up. The crowd stand to their feet to see who it could be. Their questions are not long answered when the new comer, The Overdrive begins to make his way through the curtain.


The fans let out an echo of boo's. Overdrive hears this but simply tosses his arms at them showing utter signs of dis-respect. Overdrive does a c0cky strut down to the ring as the camera zooms on a mark that lies on his corner eye, from where Havok hit him at the contract signing. There also appears to be an announcer in the ring. What could be happening? Is Overdrive seeking revenge or going to announce something?


Overdrive stretches his arms in the air before rubing his hands backwards through his hair. A few arrogant teen agers in the crowd begin a "f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you!" chant. Overdrive stops and stares at them in the eye. Overdrive then pulls his middle finger and them while smirking. Overdrive then turns his back on them and continues to strut down the entrance ramp. Overdrive slides himself in the ring and lets out a poss when the lights turn back to normal.


Overdrive then looks at the announcer. A ring side crew member hands Overdrive a mic. The announcer in the ring has also got a mic.

Announcer: Overdrive, I-

Overdrive: Wow! Ha ha, hold on a second there, jack. From here on in you can call me, Mr. Overdrive. Now continue, I haven't got all day so hurry up and lets get this thing over with. Come on now, chop - chop.

Anouncer: Well Mr. Overdrive, sir. The GM, Jabba has sent called me down to the ring to host an intreview with you. So I hope you wouldn't mind me asking you a few questions?

Overdrive: What'd you say your name was?

Announcer: I haven't said my name. But it's Josh.

Overdrive: Look, Josh. I don't mind mind you calling me out and asking me a few questions but please hurry along, I've got things to see and people to do if ya catch my drift.

Josh: Well first off, Mister. Overdrive. What do you plan on doing to Havok-

Overdrive: BOARING!!!! Shut the hell up for a second. It's no wonder you don't have a gimmick. Your about as bland as chalk on a black board. You wanna know what I think of Havok? You wanna know what I'm going to do to Havok? I'm going to make a fool out of him. I am going to destroy him. I will put him in hospital. Do ya see this, huh? Do you see this scar he gave me when he punched me the other week? News Flash, bitches. No one touches this million dollar face. Touch this face and I'll smach yours in.

Josh: And fair enough to I might add. Well Overdrive, putting aside your match with havok for a second, alot of people have already been talking flat-out about your last promo. You know, about regarding the World title? Alot of people have said your way out of your mind as to even thinking about that yet. Your thoughts on those people?


Overdrive laughs at this.

Overdrive: Ha ha ha! Thats great, thats great. Now those people need to shut the hell up for a second and listen to me. After I beat Havok next week, it all starts. The destiny of my o-so great future will begin. Josh, you are looking at greatness. After I beat Havok, I'll taste my first win and from there I shall go on. I will be able to have any title I want. Do you understand me?

Overdrive takes off his shirt as a sign of getting mad. Josh back away

Josh: Yes, yes Mr. Overdrive, I understand you, sir. One last thing Overdrive, to wrap this bad boy up. If you had any kind of message to send to Havok what would that message be?


Overdrive backs himself in the turnbuckle contemplating something to himself. Suddenly Overdrive comes shooting at Josh nailing a spear sending Josh flip through mid-air and onto his spine. Overdrive picks the mic up and stands to his feet. Overdrive smiles while saying....

Overdrive: That! Thats my message to Havok! Havok, when you came out last week during my, MY contract signing, you made a huge mistake, pal. One that you will regret. Listen to me and listen good. What I did to young Josh here, is only a walk in the park compared to what I'm going to do to you come our match. Havok, I can not contain my anger any longer! No, you see Havok, next week you and I will make history. History of the shortest match in NCW after I beat you at the snap of a finger. You maybe biger and weigh more than me, Havok but all that...it just don't matter my friend. What matters is The Overdrive, because I'm a True Work Of Art, and that is that.


Overdrive preforms his finger poss before he leaves the ring only to get even more boos. Josh is seen to by EMTs and referees.

***End***

[Disturbed316]

PDD

[SuperSlim]

yeah I was about to say that

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Pics edited out. :y:

[The Naitch]

Things get more heated up....

The Prank Call Wars: Episode 5

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/3913/flaironphone8nq.jpg

Outsider: Not another prank call again huh Naitch?

Naitch: You know it baby!

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/5443/cockonphone6xy.jpg

Cock: Hello

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/3913/flaironphone8nq.jpg

Naitch: Hello Cock. This is your good buddy, Disturbed316

*Fans get riled up*

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/5443/cockonphone6xy.jpg

Cock: Disturbed? What do you want? You want The Cock to give you singing lessons? DENIED! The Cock has no time for you....

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/3913/flaironphone8nq.jpg

Naitch: I just called to let you know, that come HitlerMania, I am going to cost you The NCW Title, and finally after all the wait, after all the aniticipation, The Cock vs. Disturbed II

*Fans pop huge*

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/5443/cockonphone6xy.jpg

Cock: JUST CAPTION IT, BEEOTCH! *Fans pop* You wanna go toe to toe with Hollywood's Action Hero? Then sure, I hope you make your way to the ring during my match with Naitch. But you'll be walking straight into a Cock Bottom!

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/3913/flaironphone8nq.jpg

Naitch: Is that so. You see, everyone thinks AssMan is out to screw The Naitch, but to make things more interesting, Disturbed is out to level the field. So a screwjob can work both ways now! And the reason why I came over to NCW is so that I can WHOOP your candy ass, and make it Disturbed: 2...Cock: 0. I beat you before, and I'll beat you again. How you like them apples?

Outsider: Naitch, you are a genius :yes:

Naitch: Quiet you!

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/5443/cockonphone6xy.jpg

Cock: Whatever you say baldy. :roll: Are you done yet? Can I go now? The Cock can't be concerned with pieces of trash like you. Goodbye. *CLICK*

*Naitch hangs up*

*Cock hangs up, puts his jacket on, grabs his knapsack, and proceeds to head out*

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/4519/walkinghalls0hk.jpg

Cock: Shit. I thought I had Naitch fooled with this AssMan thing, but now I got to deal with th.......

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/1773/cockdisturbed3mc.jpg

Cock: ....this piece of trash

Disturbed: Hey Cock, what's up? Just drinking a nice brewsky here. You want one?

Cock: Don't play dumb with me.

Disturbed: What?

Cock: You heard me. Don't play dumb with me

Disturbed: What? Seriously Cock, I have no idea what you're talking about :?:

Cock: What?! ARE YOU HIGH?!

*Fans pop huge*

Disturbed: :shifty: Drunk? YES. High? OH HELL NO! Sorry Cock, but I don't smoke them funny cigarettes

Cock: Shut the hell up. I'm sick of your mindgames. You wanna screw The Cock out of The NCW Title at HitlerMania, then just say so. Look at cha. Clown.

Disturbed: :mad: FUCK YOU! *FANS POP HUGE FOR SOME REASON* I'm sick of this shit. You accusing me of something I didn't do? Well you know what? Maybe I WILL screw you at HitlerMania! You brought this on yourself, you paranoid son of a bitch!

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/4487/cockdisturbedstaredown7bd.jpg

*The crowd is hot as The Cock and Disturbed stare eachother down*

----

OOC: Not only might AssMan screw The Naitch, but now, Disturbed might be out to screw The Cock :naughty:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Ratings. :y:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The Overdrive is now using Kurt Angle.

[SuperSlim]

*The following promo is being brought to you by

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/200/jwologo8qc3ie.gif

Gertster is seen in the back mumbling to himself.

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/5153/gert0gi.jpg

O.K. So the guys said to go find something huge. Something big to do. What can be... wait I got it.

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/6370/grandmaster0kb5vq.jpg

Gert: (Whispers)You still starin? Get out of here. No wait. Help get this viagra.

Gert and Daddy Cool start taking Naitch’s supplies and loading them up.

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/8519/pickeditallup1aj.jpg

Gert: Aight it’s all loaded up. Now get out of here you aren’t of any more use.

*Daddy Cool walks away sad.

Gert: I never got to see what this stuff can do. I’ll try it when I get a safe distance away.

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/3737/usedit2tt.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER!

*Some time later.

http://img232.exs.cx/img232/7069/naitch2cf.jpg
I’M GOING TO STRANGLE WHOEVER TOOK IT!

[Aussie Skier]

*JWO theme is playing as several members are talking backstage*
http://img144.exs.cx/img144/5007/223xa.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Nashhole: "So then the Rabbi says to the priest, if you think thats bad, wait till you look inside the toilet bowl! :rofl: "
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/9015/472hd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Slim: :wtf: "Tell me, you didn't just say that?"
Grease Rat: "Yeah man, I'm supposed to say all the bad jokes, thats just wrong..."
Nashhole: :( "Well sorry guys, my bad!"

*somebody approaches*
http://img143.exs.cx/img143/3023/097cw.th.jpg (http://img143.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img143&image=097cw.jpg)
Adrian Moore: "Big news guys, esspecially for you Slim. Check this out, our tag team name has now been officially registered. We're gonna get merchandising and everything from it!"
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bookert/36.jpg
Slim: "OH! You the man Adrian! So whats the name of our tag team."

Adrian: "Oh, get this right man. I wanted a name that would really help identify exactly what we're all about. So, the name of our tag team is..."
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/6615/457yf.th.jpg (http://img124.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img124&image=457yf.jpg)
Danny E: "Hey, so whats happening my fellow jews?"
Slim: "Adrian's registered our tag team name! It's official!"
Danny E: "Awesome stuff man! Whats it called?"
Adrian: "Well, like I was saying before, I wanted a name that would really help identify exactly what we're all about. What we stand for and all, so I decided on..."

*Someone knocks on the locker room door*
Danny E: "It's open"

http://img151.exs.cx/img151/3448/140vr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Hitler: "Hallo, JWO, how ist everything going? Have you read dis book about mein sister Gertrude. Its all about her time growing up in Harbarargarargrupahavrarin?"
Danny: "Ah, no, I haven't, planning on reading it once HitlerMania is over. I'm pretty busy just at the minute."
Hitler: "Ahhh, yah, I see. So, ist evervone happy with your new tag team name?"
Adrian: "Oh yeah man, its great. You know, when we go it, I wanted a name that would really help identify exactly what we're all about. What we stand for and all."
Hitler: "Oh yar, well, you vertainly got that. ANywayz, Id bevt be off, am promoting Gertrude's book. Here, hast a copy GreaseRat."
Grease Rat: :$ "I can't read."
Hitler: "Oh, rigt, well, here you go Slim"

http://img127.exs.cx/img127/6207/202ur.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Hitler: "Dar we go. Fink of it as an apology...you know, for killing 6 million of you an all fifty years ago."
Slim: "Ah, no sweat man, water under the bridge, thanks for the book too!"

*Hitler leaves*

Slim: "So, Moore, whats the name?"
Adrian: "What name?"
Slim: :mad: "The tag team name!"
Adrian: :shifty: "Oh, right. The, umm, tag team name...ahh, 2 Cool 2 B Cool."
Slim: :?: "What!? Our tag team name is, 2 Cool 2 B Cool?!"
Adrian: "OH!!!! Our tag team name! Sorry, I thought you were talking about some other tag team."

http://img87.exs.cx/img87/5616/126wr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Adrian: "Well, with our tag team, I wanted a name that would really help identify exactly what we're all about. What we stand for and all, and what we want to do in the future, you know, to change the wrestling business and all, so, I decided on k...."

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/2574/645th.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
The Cock: "IF YA CAN SMELL!!!!, WHAT THE COCK, IS COOKING!"

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/6083/013yj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
*Slim is less than impressed to see The Cock*

Slim: "Now just what in the hell are you doing in here dawg!"
The Cock: "Eeeeeasy big fella! I just wanted to talk to you guys about something."
Slim: "Yeah, well make it quick man, we ain't got all day for suckas!"
The Cock: "Calm down, The Cock just wants to know about how he'd change religion."
Nashhole: "Really, your looking at changing religion?"
The Cock: "Yeah man. You know, I've always wanted to have more religion in my life, and what better time than now. So I'm wondering, how do I become a muslim?"
Grease Rat: :mad:
Adrian Moore: :mad:
Nashhole: :eek:
Danny Electric: :wtf:
Slim: :mad: "Get the E out! We ain't muslims, we're Jews!"
The Cock: "Oh! Oh right. Well, sorry to disturb you guys..."

*Cock walks out of the room*
http://img159.exs.cx/img159/2448/63b9rv.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Cock (to himself): :D "I love stiring people up. Hey, that reminds me."

http://www.enzogiobbe.com/celebs/Rock_Phone.jpg
Cock: "Hello Naitch....."


Slim: "What the hell is with that guy dudes?"
Adrian Moore: "Ah, he's a doofus. Anyway I gotta get going, I'll see you guys later."

Slim: "Moore, weren't you meant to tell us something?"
Adrian: "Um, was I?"
Slim: "The tag team name!!!" :mad:
Adrian: "Oh right, yeah, so I wanted a name that would really help identify exactly what we're all about. What we stand...."
Danny E: :mad:
Slim: "JUST TELL US THE DAMN NAME!!!!!!!!!!" :mad: :mad: :mad:
Adrian: "Well, if you're gonna be rude, maybe I won't tell you it..."

*Adrian Moore goes to leave the room*
Slim: "Adrian Dawg. Come back man. Sorry dude, I just really want to know it."
Adrian: "Ok fine, the name of our tag team is..."

http://img101.exs.cx/img101/7373/407xf.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Shane Storm: "Hey guys, what happening"
Slim: "AHHH!!!!" :mad:

http://ukmuaythai.com/events/20010624/f7.19.jpg
[i]*Shane Storm is left lying on the ground*

Slim: "Moore, continue...."
Adrian Moore: :eek: "OOOOOkay. Well, the name of our tag team, the greatest tag team in C-Fed history, is...












KIDDUSH HASHEM!

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/6761/480pb.th.jpg (http://img59.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img59&image=480pb.jpg)
Nashhole: :eek:
http://img129.exs.cx/img129/9132/111ek.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Grease Rat: :wtf:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newworldorder/36.jpg
Danny E and Kelvin Nashhole: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

http://img223.exs.cx/img223/8192/255ik.th.jpg (http://img223.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img223&image=255ik.jpg)
Slim: "Are you crazy man? What the hell!? We'll get flamed! What the hell does that Kiddush Hashem mean anyway?"

Adrian: "Oh, it means martyrdom. Pretty sweet huh?"

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newworldorder/22.jpg
*chirp chirp*

Adrian: "Anyways, I gotta go make some merchandise, I'll catch up with you all later."


....

*The jWo stand in stunned silence until....*







Kelkin Nashhole: "Man, what the hell was th.......AHHHHHH, MY QUAD!!!!"
jWO: :D

[SuperSlim]

:lol:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

New column up on the NCW site.

[Corkscrewed]

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/185/corknaitchargue012ts.jpg

NAITCH: Ahhhhhh!!!! Where is it??? I've lost it!!! Where is it???

CORK: Dude, dude, dude, chill. What's up?

NAITCH: I've lost my stash! Someone's taken my stash, man!!! WHO DID IT????

CORK: Just. Calm Down.

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/2186/corknaitchargue021il.jpg

NAITCH: Calm down? CALM DOWN??? I can't do that! Remy's been gone for I dunno how long, and I don't have any extra in stock. You know how bad withdrawal symptons are? I can't even yell anymore.

CORK: :wtf:

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/8063/corknaitchargue036yu.jpg

NAITCH: Honest! Listen. *deep breath* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

CORK: Dear god! That's impossible! Maybe that was a fluke. Try it again.

NAITCH: WOOOOOOOO!!!! See? That was even shorter!!

CORK: My word!

NAITCH: And my grapefruits! They used to be... this size...

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/5509/corknaitchargue045ki.jpg

NAITCH: And now they're... they're... well, look!! *takes off his pants*

http://img233.exs.cx/img233/9436/corknaitchargue057zn.jpg

CORK: Hey, man, look, just calm down--WHOA! You're a woman!!

NAITCH: YES!!! Dammit, this sucks!!!

CORK: Okay... breathe... TRO should be back from his trip to the Red Light District soon... I'm sure he's got a stash.

TRO: Hey guys, what's up?

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7109/corknaitchargue065ck.jpg

NAITCH: TRO! Thank goodness! Didya get some of that Viagra like I told you to?

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/561/corknaitchargue073gy.jpg

TRO: .................. shit, I knew there was something I forgot!


http://img232.exs.cx/img232/7069/naitch2cf.jpg

NAITCH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Hitler: WHO CHANGED MEIN RINGTONE?!

[Angelina2K]

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7632/0124gy.jpg

*Writer's Block runs into hers & Angelina's dressing room*

WB: Quick Angelina, we have to do something?

Angelina: Do What? What's going on?

WB: Someone taken Naitch's viagra

Angelina: :eek:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/7571/0507gu.jpg

*WB paces*

WB: Exactly, it's bad now it's only going to get worse.

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/6369/0567tx.jpg

Angelina: Wait I've got it. I think I know someone who might be able to get Naitch some to hold him over till his stash is found, or Remy gets back, which ever comes first.

WB: Well wait are you waiting for!? Go! Go!

*Angelina leaves the room. TRO enters*

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/1743/7816kc.jpg

TRO: Hey

WB: Angelina thinks she knows someone who can get some to hold Naitch over.

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/7859/1685ox.jpg

TRO: Great, I gotta get back to Naitch.

*TRO leaves*

Meanwhile

*Angelina rushes through the halls and runs into Hilter*

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/7630/0207jk.jpg

Angelina: Have you seen Whory?

Hilter: (German Accent) No...

Angelina: Thanks

*Angelina pushes past Hilter and continues rushing through the halls, till she finds Whory standing about*

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/1931/0023zr.jpg

Angelina: Whory!

Whory: Hey Angelina

Angelina: I need a big favor

*Angelina whispers to Whory*

Whory: Okay I'll do it but you own me.

Angelina: You're a life saver.

*Whory leaves, Angelina stands around and waits*

A Little Later, Elsewhere

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3986/28cs.jpg

*Whory is with Hef*

Hef: Here you go Whory

*Hef hands Whory a weeks worth of Viagra*

Whory: Oh Hef, you're the greatest, thank you, I'll be sure to make it up to you later :naughty:

Hef: :naughty:

Back In The Arena

*Angelina waits for Whory to come back. Whory walks up smiling*

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/1931/0023zr.jpg

Angelina: Well?

Whory: I got it

*Whory hands Angelina the viagra.*

Angelina: Great thanks, I owe you.

*Angelina rushes back down the halls and into the dressing room*

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7632/0124gy.jpg

Angelina: I got it.

*Angelina hands the Viagra to WB*

WB: Great I'll get this TRO

*WB leaves and finds TRO*

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5375/7750ac.jpg

WB: We got some for him, here take it.

*WB gives TRO the viagra*

TRO: Thanks Babe

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6050/3813sn.jpg

TRO: :naughty:

WB: :naughty:

TRO: Better get this to Naitch

*TRO leaves and WB goes back into hers and Angelina's dressing room*

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6274/0394wi.jpg

WB: Thank heavens that's over

Angelina: :yes: As long as no one attack TRO before he can get it Naitch, then we're right back where we started.

WB: :|

----------------------------------------
Will TRO get the Viagra to Naitch or will something happen before he gets there? Stay tuned for adventures of Naitch & Friends... :shifty: :lol:

[SuperSlim]

haha. hmmm... let's see if anything can be cooked up. :naughty:

[RemyRed]

http://img202.exs.cx/img202/7948/raw0027ee.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Remy- Yo Naitch. you wouldn't believe what me and Cem went through the oth--
Naitch- WHERE WERE YOU THE OTHER DAY!?
Remy- Huh? In Brazil.
Naitch- WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO MEET YOU IF YOU WERE GONNA BE IN BRAZIL!?
Remy- I never said to meet me.

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/2743/raw0038hj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Naitch- You know how long I stood waiting there, freezing my nuts off!?
Remy- Whoa man, you need to relax.
Naitch- So where is it? Tell me you've got some now!
Remy- Got what??
Naitch- The horse viagra, and that crazy ecstacy shit! What the hell is the matter with you!?
Remy- Look man.....I don't have anything, Big Z exhausted my supply.
Naitch- You son of a bitch! How dare you play a joke on me like this!
Remy- Hey calm it down.

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/8045/raw0041lo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Naitch- You better hope you're the only one here holding stuff, cause if I find someone else around here who can provide me with those things, you can be damn sure I'll be taking my business elsewhere! **storms off**
Remy- Now what the fuck was that!?

[Marcyo]

La Bamba hits and Marcyo makes his way to the ring in a cool lowrider.

http://img141.exs.cx/img141/3083/nicelowrider8gj.jpg

The crowd cheer.

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6317/sign15kf.jpg

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/363/sign25hx.jpg

Marcyo gets on the ring.

Marcyo: Orale, NCW! WAZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?

Fans: :wtf:

Marcyo: Ah, damn. Guess i'm not over enough to scream things like that.

LPD shows up on the stage with a mic.

http://img101.exs.cx/img101/7356/lpd28mg.jpg

LPD: WAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?

HUGE pop from the crowd as LPD goes away with a smile.

Marcyo: :shifty: Yo, anyways. I'm out here for the first-ever q&a session, esse. I'm giving you fans the chance to ask me questions, to which I will, of course, reply.

A front row fan yells something.

Marcyo: Orale! I'm not sure, but no, I don't think Naitch is on elephant viagra yet.

Crowd: :lol:

http://img72.exs.cx/img72/9637/eddie121ri.jpg

Marcyo: Any other questions?

Another fan asks something.

Marcyo: No, I don't plan on deflecting to another company anytime in the next 20 years, esse.

HUGE pop.

*Marcyo thinking*: Ha. Now I'm sure THAT got me over. Let's see...

Marcyo: WAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?

Crowd: :|

*Marcyo thinking*: Damn. Not enough.

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/8467/eddie137vj.jpg

Marcyo: All right, one last question. Mamacita over there?

A lady in the crowd says something.

Marcyo: My plans for winning Hitlermania? Well... I plan on crashing every single person in the ring through a table, even the ref if it's necessary.

A ref shows up on the stage.

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/3669/bighebner5cp.jpg

Ref: That wouldn't be a good idea.

Marcyo *as the ref goes away*: I'll think about it.

Marcyo: Well, I have to go now. Till next time, NCW fans!

Crowd: :wavesad:

*Marcyo while making his way to the back*: I'll try it again. WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?

Fans: :)

*Marcyo thinking*: That's a start.

[Cool King]

*Cool King is in McDonalds eating*

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/7209/ukmcdonalds1xp.jpg

*Cool King is approched by some fans*

Kid:Hey,do you mind if we sit and watch you eat?

Cool King::wtf: What? What the hell is wrong with you....no,you can't watch me eat so go away.

*The kids walk away as Cool King tucks into his....HAPPY MEAL!*
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/7207/qwerty2sw.jpg

Cool King:Wow! I got a SpiderMan!:D
http://img113.exs.cx/img113/131/sm9ry.jpg

*Suddenly Cool King feels like he's being watched*

Cool King::shifty:....:eek:
http://img113.exs.cx/img113/1054/fks7dl.jpg

Cool King:Hey kid,what toy did you get?
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/9644/cksg4hb.jpg
*The Kid shows Cool King his toy*
http://img82.exs.cx/img82/5962/grenade6aa.jpg

Cool King:Wow,a toy grenade.

Kid::nono:

Cool King:What?

*The kid pulls the pin*
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8782/explosion2cg.jpg

Cool King:Wow….What a toy!

*Cuts to a break*

[Disturbed316]

R.I.P Captain America :'(

[SuperSlim]

The following promo is being brought by: http://img65.exs.cx/img65/4277/jwo1nd.gif

While wondering around in back there is a confrontation. jWo member and Horsemen member. Someone automatically knows to step inbetween the two of them.

http://img65.exs.cx/img65/3796/slimandtro22zo.jpg

*Fans are ecstatic that the two are face to face

Slim: What's up man.

TRO: Nothing. Long time no see.

Slim: Yeah. Say what ya got there?

TRO: Highspots title.

Slim: Wrestlingreplica is the way to go.

TRO: :mad:

Slim: Chill man. What's that other stuff you got?

TRO: Naitch's stuff. Someone hijacked his entire stash.

Slim: Is that so, hey look over there.

*TRO turns around and accidentally bumps into the belt holder who drops it and the belt gets scratched up and gets a ding in it.

TRO: WHAT! AHHHHHHHHH! MY BELT!

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/968/trodown3la.jpg
*TRO faints

Slim: Now get out of here you punk sucka.

*The belt holder leaves.

*Slim takes the stash and runs away.

Stops and finds some female interviewer.

http://img123.exs.cx/img123/4971/rpinback4dm.jpg

Interviewer: What are you doing?

Slim: Whatcha mean? I just took Naitch's stuff and am headin out of here.

Interviewer: Any idea on who took the original mega stash?

Slim: Of course. Doesn't mean I'm tellin. I'm outta here.

*Slim takes off runnin again, hops in his car, and leaves the arena.

************
major props to Angelina for the first staticy jWo logo and this jWo logo. :love:

[The Naitch]

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/2042/ricporn4qq.jpg

*Fans go WOOOOOOO as The Dictator and The Naitch are seen on the JabbaTron*

Dictator: Naitch, we are about 2 weeks away from HitlerMania and you have a chance to win The NCW Championship on the grandest stage of them all. But before we begin, would you like to tell us about your new video coming out?

Naitch: Dictator, that video you're holding is my brand new adult film that I produced, directed, and starred in....

Fans: :eek:

Naitch: It's a triple disc set, so there's alot of Naitch action in that baby right there. I am a 50 year old man with a 20 year old dick! *FANS GO WOOOOOOO!* That's right people. Randy West ain't got shit on The Naitch! This video, is called "The Adventures of Naitch & Friends". With appearances by The Lovely Mrs. Morris, The Lovely Miss Zelda, and get this.....ilt_undertaker!

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/7878/book8yb.jpg

Superslim: TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?!!!!!!

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/2042/ricporn4qq.jpg

Naitch: What was that noise?

Dictator: Oh it's probably nothing. But now, back to your match at HitlerMania. You and The Cock are going to have a face-off this coming Nitro. Is there anything you'd like to say to The Cock?

Naitch: Cock, buddy. I just wanna let you know, that you are a truly great superstar. You've captured The TNA Championship 3 times, and you're the current NCW Champion. Nobody has ever done that. BUT, you are also a fan of The Naitch, and you know it! I remember you used to follow me around backstage like a little lapdog, trying to grab me a coffee, trying to carry my bags, when you were trying to get in this business. You want proof? Well here it is....

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/8716/rockflair9tf.jpg

*Fans pop*

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/2042/ricporn4qq.jpg

Naitch: So Cock, in 2 weeks, it's on babay! You and me. Your dream has come true. The Godfather of Captions vs. The Most Electrifying Man in Caption-Entertainment...

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE NAITCH

IS COOKING!

[ilt_undertaker]

I have been gone way too long, so many new people.

[McLegend]

:eek:

[Corkscrewed]

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WB: Hey, I got a stash of Viagra. I need you to take it to Naitch so he doesn't go insane.

TRO: Okay. You're the best, darling! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/love.gif But I feel the irresistable need to make a promo right now.

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WB: But Naitch needs it's now! Wouldn't it be smarter to go to Naitch first then talk?

TRO: Bitch, you know how I'm like. When I gotta talk, I gotta talk.

WB: :'(

TRO goes out into the ring to promo.

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He gets into the ring.

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TRO contemplates for a moment...

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TRO: You know, Hitlermania is going to be the biggest event of the year, and I'm stuck in a jobber match with Danny "I'm a pussy" Electric.

CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

TRO: This is a guy I've beaten time and time again, and yet, HHHitler feels fit to sign another match. I guess guys he doesn't care about the well being of his wrestlers.

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TRO: ...because come Hitlermania, I WILL BEAT! HIS! ASS!!

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TRO: You see, I'm insulted. I should be challenging for something worthwhile... a title belt... the NCW belt... hell, even another Highspots.com belt, but noooooooooooo... I get to go into another yawner of a match. I mean, does anyone really think Danny Electric can beat me?

CROWD: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!!

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TRO: Danny's got, what? jWo? C'mon. That's made up of a bunch of morons and has-beens. You got a guy who can't walk two feet without collapsing, some old sicko, some wannabe Crocodile Hunter, and a pimp who goes back to the same slut even though she cheated on him. What the hell is that??

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TRO: Speaking of Slim... buddy, I got a message for you. That "stash" you took? That's just powdered sugar. Idiot. I always keep important things hidden inside my wrestling trunks, so you'd have to mollest me to get them. :lol:

CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

TRO: Sorry, slick. Outsmarted your Neanderthall ass again.

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TRO: You see, I am The Ravishing One. No one is smarter, stronger, or better looking than I am. And come Hitlermania, I will prove again why I am THE MAN.

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TRO: And then... I will help my fellow Horseman the Naitch beat that lame excuse of a champ and--

IF YOU SMELL....

The crowd explodes as The Cock makes his way to the ring.

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COCK: Finally, the COCK HAS COME BACK....

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COCK: To show TRO who the real ravishing wrestler is!!!

TRO: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/mad.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

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COCK: You think you're gonna help The Naitch beat MOI?? The Cock has one thing to say.
ARE YOU HIGH????

TRO: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/foc.gif

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COCK: You think you're so tough with your friends. Well, The Cock can take all of you with one hand tied behind his back!! It doesn't matter 2 on 1, 4 on 1, jWo on 1, or 500 on 1, The Cock is THE NCW Champion and he will whoop your roided ass ALL OVER THE ARENA!!!

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COCK: So you can run your mouth, but The Cock says PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE YOUR ASS OF A MOUTH IS A JUST BRING IT!!!

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COCK: IF YOU SMELLLLLELELELELELLL--

TRO interrupts, trying to attack The Cock, but The Cock sees it lays the Cock Down on TRO!!

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COCK BOTTOM on TRO!!!

*HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD*

In the process, a bag falls out of TRO's trunks. Cock picks it up, opens it, and has a lick.

COCK: SWEET ALLAH, THIS IS PREMIUM GRADE! WHERE THE LADIES?? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

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COCK: Now that I have Naitch's stash, lets see how low he'll go to get his meaty little hands on it. :lol: :lol:

[Corkscrewed]

Heh, halfway through typing it, I noticed Slim had posted something and so had to change a bit. Anyway, Cock has Naitch's stash right now.

[Corkscrewed]

Slim is in the back sampling some of his "Viagra."
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SLIM: WHOA!!! THIS IS SWEET!! LITERALLY!!! Now where's ILT? I gotta show her my massive... what the... this shit ain't workin. Crap. :o

[SuperSlim]

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So they wanna make fun of me? After I get this thing right I'll deliver the most jaw droppin awesome promo NCW has ever seen. TRO wants to try and pull one over me with that sugar. It's on. Now get out of here camera man I gotta practice some more.

*camera man backs away

[The Naitch]

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Naitch: Boys, have I got a surprise for you. I had a little chance to talk to my good ol' pal, Disturbed316....

Splaya: :eek:

TRO: Nice

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Naitch: ....and Disturbed and I talked some business, in regards to my title match against The Cock :naughty: Check out the footage :naughty: :naughty:

*Naitch presses play*

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D316: Naitch buddy. Pleasure doing business with you. Pleasure doing business with you.

Naitch: And atleast I wash my hands, unlike The Cock :yes:

D316: Lovely ;)

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TRO: what the hell are you guys talking about?

Naitch: I'm gonna head out to the ring and you'll see :naughty:

TRO: And I'll be at The Horsemen VIP Skybox Lounge :y:

MEANWHILE....

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Outsider: So as you may know, I've been Naitch's right hand man when it came to all those hilarious prank calls, so Disturbed, since I was at......

D316: WHAT. THE. HELL?!

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*Fans laugh out loud*

D316: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

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D316: Who the hell are you and what do you think you're doing?!

The Overdrive: I'm The Overdrive. The newest NCW Superstar. Nice to meet you :)

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D316: Fuck outta here! GET THE E OUT! :foc:

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The Overdrive: I'm sorry, was I interupting something?

D316: YEAH! YOUR ASS WAS IN OUR FACES! NOW GOODBYE! :foc:

The Overdrive: Alright. See ya :(

*The Overdrive leaves as the fans laugh out loud*

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D316: As I was saying. Outsider, Debra316, I got a little something something for you guys. I gotta change though. But I'll be out in the ring with a huge announcement :naughty:

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*The fans get on their feet as The Naitch makes his way out*

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Naitch: WOOOOO!

Fans: WOOOOO!

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*TRO seen here enjoying some treats, courtesy of Highspots.com*

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Naitch WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOW, WE ARE 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM HITLERMANIA AND I GOT A HUGE ANNOUNECEMENT TO MAKE! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. THIS PIECE OF CRAP RIGHT THERE.....

*Naitch points to AssMan and his father, AssMan Classic*

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Naitch: YUP! You're all predicting that AssMan and his Daddy are gonna hop over the barricade, attack me from behind and cost me The NCW Championship. Am I right? Well, you're all wrong. Because I am not the one getting screwed. The Cock is. And you know how? Well :naughty: here's how....

GLASS SHATTERS!


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*Fans get riled up*

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*TRO is riled up*

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Finally

The D

Has come back

To have a cold one with The Naitch! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Naitch: So if Cocky wants to fuck with my head and self-proclaim that AssMan is gonna come screw me at HitlerMania, then yours truly is gonna play the same game. And the first person that came to mind, was the man who defeated The Cock....not once, BUT TWICE!

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D316: YES! TWICE!

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D316: Naitch, I got your back. And if AssMan even tries to hop that barricade, I swear to God, I will Stunner his ass back to that Car Expo and he'll regret he ever bought tickets to HitlerMania! So AssMan, just try me!

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D316: IF YA SMELLLLLLL

WHAT THE D

IS COOKING!

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All of a sudden....








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*Fans go apeshit as Danny pops out of nowhere*

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TRO: AGRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Corkscrewed]

I guess Naitch got his stash back afterall... so much for the continuation of "Where's Naitch's Viagra" featuring Naitch unable to WOOO loudly...

[SuperSlim]

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pride and pleasure that I introduce to you the jWo.

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*The jWo theme begins to play as the fans are ecstatic.

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Moore: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!

*fans pop

Well Nitro is coming up and after that it’s HitlerMania I.

*fans pop again

So me and my partner in crime, no pun attended, Slim...

*fans pop louder

Are gonna do a little thing where we evaluate each of our opponents. First we got 2Cool2BCool or somethin like that. Put their picture up.

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*Moore bursts out laughin

You got to be kiddin me we goin against these dancin chumps? These guys are a joke, they don’t stand a chance even against Sonny and Terrance. Let alone the tag team champs of the world. Whatcha think Slim.

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I see two grade A suckasthat get the time of their lives competin at HitlerMania but will be comin up short. Next.

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Slim: Yeah I remember this sucka. I had to fight him in one of those triple threat matches to get this tag gold. I beat him once and I sure as hell can beat that sucka again.

Moore: Well he has gotten better but he still is only livin a dream in competin and losin at the big one. Next.


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Moore: Now this guy is fairly new but has made quite an impact so far. But at HitlerMania I’m going to be making an impact on his skull.

Slim: Hold on hold on. If anybody makin an impact on this punk sucka it’s me. I won’t forget that punk sucka eliminatin me when I was on a roll at the rumble. Marcyo, yo punk ass is mine!
Next!


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Slim: Mr. Magic man. Mr. VooDoo. Don’t worry I got somethin to counter your freaky ray things.

Moore: That guy still gives me the creeps a little. I mean man that guy is ugly. Next!

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Moore: Now this guy, well, he’ll be a challenge but we can take him out.

Slim: Yeah no need to worry bout him or any of the other opponents. We takin them all on and we will walk out of HitlerMania the tag team champions. Come on man I know you wanna say somethin.

*fans pop huge
*DE takes the mic and then gets comfortable to speak.

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Well you know TRO wants to continue to run his mouth about history this and history that. Let me tell you somethin TRO. History will be made at HitlerMania. The past is the past. This is a new chapter that is going to be written the most talked about feud in C-Fed history. On the grandest stage of them all the Giglio is gonna walk down that ramp, get in that ring and proceed to whoop your ass all over the place. You may have the Horsemen to back you up but I got the tag team champions, and I also got the most beautiful diva ever to step foot in any ring. You seem to be takin this match a little lightly. Well let me show you what HitlerMania will look like.

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That right there is gonna be the stand off. And now let me show you the conclusion of the match.

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That’s right. Flat on your back. The jWo is gonna kick ass at HitlerMania and on Nitro jWo is gonna do the one thing that we are the best at. Kickin Horsemen ass. And speakin of kickin ass I know there is someone that wants to speak on that a lil more.

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Angelina, you got a taste on the show, you got a taste at the restaurant, and come Nitro you will have a taste of what I’m going to do to you. Angelina, it is about time you got your ass whooped and I am the woman to do it. And at HitlerMania just be ready to have your ass handed to you again. The jWo is here to stay. And at HitlerMania the jWo is taking over.

*The jWo theme hits as they all exit the ring.

[loopydate]

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LPD: Man oh man, is this posedown going to be a piece of cake. Can Zylla's little lizard arms go like this? I don't think so.

EVIL VOICE: Hey, Daight!

LPD: Oh, no...

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TERRANCE: If you thought "Boogie boogie boogie" was scary...

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TERRANCE: TREMBLE BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF TERRANCE!

LPD: NO...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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LPD: Dude. So not cool.

[Nowhere Man]

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Been busy, y'know, writing the TNA shows. But I've got some Sonny/Terrance/Seymour stuff lined up, along with a big post for Big Z, so...yeah.

[Corkscrewed]

It's actually one Nitro before HitlerMania.

[Corkscrewed]

:lol: Thanks for the edit, Jabba.

BTW, Cock still has Naitch's Viagra. We could see a good promo... ;) ;)

[The Naitch]

I guess Naitch got his stash back afterall... so much for the continuation of "Where's Naitch's Viagra" featuring Naitch unable to WOOO loudly...

I never got it back yet. Naitch had to resort to alcohol and cocaine for the strength to WOOO, yet that was still mediocre at best. Notice I never put WOOO! in huge bold font. It was only big because that was my theme music blaring through the speakers when I came out. So yeah, Naitch isn't WOOOOing at full capacity yet, but he's trying :(

ps- I never discuss my viagra situation in the middle of the ring. I keep that stuff quiet in the backstage segments :naughty:

[The Naitch]

:lol: Thanks for the edit, Jabba.

BTW, Cock still has Naitch's Viagra. We could see a good promo... ;) ;)

:naughty:

[The Naitch]

The Prank Call Wars: Episode 6

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*Fans pop huge*

Cock: Time to call up those morons....

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TRO: Ravishing Industries, how may I help you?

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Cock: Hello young man, this is Mr. Anonymous. I wanna get straight to the point here. I know who has Naitch's stash....

TRO: You know who has Naitch's Viagra? :eek:

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Naitch: Meet me in the parking lot, behind the green garbage can! COME ALONE!

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Cock: Alright.

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TRO: Who is this?

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*Cock hangs up*

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Corky: Fuck it. Let's head out there. NOW!


COMMERCIAL BREAK!

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Corky: This motherfucker better show up

Naitch: *talking to himself very quietly* Please please please I need my stash back.....

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TRO: Corky! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!! :eek:

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*TRO and Corky land in a pile of garbage*

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Naitch: GUYS! DO YOU HAVE THE STASH?! :shifty: I mean, GUYS, ARE YOU OKAY?!












































































































































































































































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*Fans pop huge for The Gertster*

Gertster: Dammit. I was so close, brother....

[Corkscrewed]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Disturbed316]

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D316: Just to clear things up between me and The Naitch. Sure, it might have been a shock to see, I was certainly surprised. But after doing some carefull thinking on the toilet, I came to the conclusion that what Naitch offered me was a good deal, and thats that, because I have something else on my plate that I need to take care of. Mr "New Attitude himself", J Dogg

"A drunk red neck piece of fucking shit ", wow J Dogg, you are good at describing people, thanks for the compliment buddy ;)

Hitlermania is going to be the biggest night the the entire C-Fed world, it is going to revolutionise this business, it is going to be talked about for years to come, hell, they will probably even make movies out of it, thats how big it's going to be and you, J Dogg, are going to be getting in the ring with one of the greatest wrestlers to grace the C-Fed circle....me.

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Now I have heard many people backstage here at NCW say that, this "New" J Dogg means serious business, that this "New" J Dogg is not to be messed withm that this "New" J Dogg is going to actually do what he has been saying. The thing that is wrong with that though, is that I am standing in your way, a so called barrier, if you will. Now I have heard of the previous barriers you have over come J Dogg, must say, not impressive really. Lets look at the list. Thanks for J Dogg's mom for providing this by the way:

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Let me just say one thing Dogg, you MIGHT be able to out run the neighbours dog, you MIGHT have kissed someone else apart from your momma, you MIGHT have controlled that bladder problem :roll: , and you certainly did break into the C-Fed world. Of course, winning the World Title is the next thing there, on your to do list, but I stand in your way.

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I'm sorry J Dogg, but seeing as you are facing me before winning the title, you now have no chance in hell of doing it. Why? Well I have many answers to that question and I'm pretty sure you know it already. I mean, the crowd know it, the guys in the back know it, the guys over at the "other side" know it and it is because.....

















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I AM SIMPLY JUST BETTER THAN YOU!

And thats all I got to say to you, J Dogg.

*Camera fades out*

[Splaya]

I swear for the love of all that is right in the world I will have a promo up tonight

[Corkscrewed]

Try not to get buried by X. :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

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And there was great joy and celebration when Corky finally got his very own Highspots.com belt.

[Corkscrewed]

ABC|Spike is proud to present the next episode in America's newest television craze!!

In association with NCW Films.


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NCW Superstar Corkscrewed is....

THE BACHELOR


Today, Corkscrewed is seen with three prospective dates.


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Cork will choose one of them to go out on a date. Since Cork eliminated a bunch of girls last week, this week is just a test trial. We join Cork at a classy restaurant, where the date is in progress.


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CORK: Sorry I'm late. You know the life of a NCW Superstar. People just can't get enough of me. The Highspots.com guys were like, "Corky! You have to endorse our new belt! We'll pay you $50,000 a week and give you all the Viagra you want" and I was like, "Okay." But enough blabbering about me. What did you say your name was?

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GIRL: Hi there, handsome. Just call me... Emmy.

CORK: Well, hello there, Emmy. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif You are certainly looking mighty fine this evening.

EMMY: Oh, teehee, thank you. I tried to look my best for a hunky hunk like you. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/kiss.gif

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CORK: Well, I must say, you look RAVISHING. I don't use that word often.

EMMY: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/love.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/love.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/love.gif

CORK: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

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EMMY: Well, I'm 18 years old and I do a bit of acting.

CORK: 18, eh? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

EMMY: Yeah. You might have seen me in a few movies.

CORK: I think I have.

EMMY: And I like to sing. My friends say I have a good voice.

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CORK: Really? My friend Splaya says I sing pretty well myself. Want to sing a song?

EMMY: Okay!

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CORK & EMMY: Tic toc tic toc tic toc

Evolution is a mystery
With The Naitch then you will see
The greatest team in C-Fed history....

Yesterday seemed long ago
Rollin' huge with T-R-O
Highspots.com Champ for eternity....

I see the line in the sand
We call Corky "THE BIG MAN"

Lookin' back to see where we stand
We are The Horsemen...The NWA Horsemen

Oh look how Splaya has changed
From little bitch to Horsemen fame
But you know the ladies love his game...

We all know what it means
We are the damn dream team!
Lean mean grilling machines....

I see the line in the sand
TRO is a bad boy, understand?!

And The Naitch is the man with the plan
We are The Horsemen....The N.W.A Horsemen!


The rest of the restaurant applauds as Cork and Emmy take their seats.


http://img136.exs.cx/img136/8831/corkbachelorsolo057ou.jpg

CORK: Wow, that was amazing! You have such a great voice, and so do I! We work really well together!

EMMY: Um hm! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/love.gif

CORK: And you can change wardrobes every ten seconds too!

http://img136.exs.cx/img136/2274/rossum033gg.jpg

EMMY: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/drool.gif But do you ever have any wardrobe malfunctions?

EMMY: Well, maybe you'd like to find out.

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

EMMY: But first, let me see your bird.

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/7601/corkyelling4rf.jpg

CORK: WHAT???? Are you some sick freak who's related to that fag Jackal? What, you want to play with ravens and violate people and do other unspeakable deeds??? EWWW!!!!

EMMY: No, silly! I meant I want to... *whisper whisper whisper*

CORK: Oh... that... http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/redfacenew.gif


http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/2332/rossum049qy.jpg

EMMY: Teehee.

CORK: Well, lemme open this thing up then. Get ready, because you're going to be amazed.

EMMY: Is it big?

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/6786/corkbachelorsolo069tz.jpg

CORK: You'll see.... http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif All right, here we go, almost here, and VOILA!

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/2075/rossumsurprisedb3gw.jpg

EMMY: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif IT'S SO.... BIG!!

CORK: Oh yeah. Have you ever seen anything bigger?

EMMY: No! Not at all! You must be incredible to get it so big!

CORK: Oh yeah.

The camera pans out to see what Emmy has been staring at in awe.


http://img149.exs.cx/img149/2827/articuno9lj.gif

CORK: It's an Articuno. A legendary bird. I've trained him since he was... not as big.

EMMY: Wow! That's amazing! You're the best, Corky!

CORK: Oh yeah. How about we go back to my apartment, and I'll let you pet my other bird? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/5673/rossum021gh.jpg

EMMY: Okay! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/drool.gif

http://img159.exs.cx/img159/4087/cork3ne.jpg

CORK: Oooooooooooooh yeah!! ;)


This has been another episode of... The Bachelor.

Fade to black.

[Corkscrewed]

And for the record, Emmy Rossum is totally :drool:

[Azriel]

Very much so :drool:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Nitro is likely to be up a couple of hours after WWE Raw tonight.

[SuperSlim]

well that gives me time to drop at least one more promo. :D

[Splaya]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/randyorton/05.jpg

*Splaya makes his way down to the ring as he slides in the ring and poses on the top rope*

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/randyorton/20.jpg


*He then gets on the mic*

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/randyorton/15.jpg

Splaya: You know, all I've heard all this week is "Splaya why are you fighting Shaggy at Mania, he is my hero. You two should be allies not enemies.

*Crowd boos at the obvious lies*

Splaya: See here's the thing. Shaggy has, and will always be, a person who keeps a title warm for the person that is next in line for it. He will be nothing more than that, ever. It's not about the ladies right now Shaggy. It's not about Corky's show the bachelor. It's about the Horsemen. It's about all 4 of us walking in to Mania, and walking out as winners. I mean show the picture I found of us from 2 weeks ago. Dammit you pieces of shit in the back show the clip :mad:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/evolution/04.jpg

Splaya: Exclude that chick at the end that Naitch was banging. Aligned with my wonderful lady friend :naughty: Angelina, take a long look at the 4 men on the right. That is greatness personified. I mean the best thing you people have is running water in the shower. Now what you people might wanna do is take that running water, buy some soap to go with it, and take a bath because you people smell like Savior, and Savior smells like cat piss.

*Crowd boos even louder*

Splaya: On Nitro, The Horsemen will go after the JWO. And we will emerge victorious after that match. Adrian Moore, you think your cool now because you joined a group?? All you had to do was fit in with REvolution and you couldn't even do that. I mean we had Eric Shin in our group and look at him now. You and SuperSlim are just like Shin. Your washed up, your nothing. I heard the Furher is offering very good retirement packages, cause once we are done with you on Nitro, that's the only place you 3 will be at, the retirement home.

*Crowd chants for the JWO*

Splaya: Shaggy, JWO, NCW, Innovator, KPW, TNA, it doesn't matter who it is. What you have to do is look at us four.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/evolution/06.jpg














Splaya: What seperates all of us from you, is talent. You all have none and therefore, if you cross paths with us, we will own and destroy you.

*Splaya walks up the rampway and poses at the top of the ramp http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/randyorton/22.jpg


*Then he walks to the back*

[Scorpion]

*Naitch is seen talking on the phone.*
Naitch: Yea... uhuh.. okay yea WOOOOO we'll be out there ASAP
TRO: who was that naitch
Naitch: A reporter, he wants to do an interview with us, score me some drugs, get some ladies for Corky, get some men for Splaya, wax your highspots belt.
TRO: :love:
Corky: :cool:
Splaya: :love: errr :shifty:
Naitch: :drool: drugs... WOOOOOOOOO

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/4423/2603qm.jpg
Naitch: Alright were out here Mr. Fools, TRO will be out in a minute.
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/4324/018cf.jpg
Corky: COme on you son of a bitch, we arent gonna wait all day.
Mr. Fools voice: Alright Here I am..
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/9198/348yz.jpg
Jackal: APRIL FOOLS!!
*Jackal slams the sledgehammer into the abdomen of Corky then throws it out of the ring.*
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/5335/240ru.jpg
Jackal: Hey naitch..
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/9103/031ur.jpg
Jackal: Splaya..
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/4100/298ye.jpg
*Jackal lifts them both in the air and throws them to the outside as he sees TRO appraoching.*
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/8703/238qk.jpg
Ref: Im going to steal this tonight
TRO: :mad:
Ref: April Fools :lol:
Jackal: :lol:
TRO: :mad:
Jackal: Better guard that huge nose, cause im going fuckin break it in two
*TRO covers his face but Jackal delivers a low blow then slides out of the ring as rest of NWA slide back in.*
Jackal: APRIL FOOLS you bastards. :D




OOC:
(this takes place on april fools, since i saw no one did an april fool in a promo{i was away so thats why it was late])

[Scorpion]

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/6876/stl00212it.jpg
http://img96.exs.cx/img96/4940/0010wb.jpg
Everyone: I cant believe the pope is dead.. :'(


http://www.sigov.si/pope/images/pope-small.jpg
Tha' Freakin Pope: April Fools Bitches :rofl:

































http://img234.exs.cx/img234/7218/jackalwithraven7av.jpg
Jackal: April Fools my ass!!
Pope: :eek:

[Scorpion]

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/5505/083xm.jpg
Jackal: Im serious Danny
Danny: No more April Fools
http://img175.exs.cx/img175/4490/063dn.jpg
Jackal: Its not a joke
Danny: Sure whatever.. ive seens what uve been doing
http://img175.exs.cx/img175/8900/191lw.jpg
Jackal: Danny, im serious.. have it on a very reliable source Satan is coming next year... 6-6-06
Danny: okay, i guess i believe you..

http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/r73135.jpg
Satan: Sorry... i couldnt wait another year
Danny: fuckin liar :foc:
Jackal: You made me a liar!!! :mad:
Satan: Woah, Jackal dude im sorry... please no
Jackal: RAVEN TIME!!
http://img234.exs.cx/img234/7218/jackalwithraven7av.jpg
Satan: GOD NO!!!! GOD SAVE ME..


















God: :lol: yea right :wave: bye bye Lucifer

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It seems just about anyone can audition for an Owen Radd movie.

















http://img204.exs.cx/img204/3954/zylla2ug.jpg

[XL]

PYROS BLOW and HAVOK makes his way to the ring.
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/4756/ringwalk4mo.jpg
http://img208.exs.cx/img208/8172/enterancepyro1sz.jpg
Havok takes a mic.
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/9104/mic37lm.jpg
Now I've been pretty quite since i got here in NCW! But now is the time to speak! You see I'm the kinda guy that believes that actions speak louder than words! That's why I came here, that's why I entered the Rumble. Now there is a statement often used in proffessional captioning and that statement is...the immovable object meeting the irresistable force...well I am the embodyment of that statement. I am the product of when these two forces collide! I am THE immovable object AND THE irresistable force! I was set to prove that by winning the rumble and then by taking the title at Hitlermania. I trained
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/2756/trainin20hg.jpg
and trained
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/7843/trainin33hg.jpg
and trained
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/118/training0lc.jpg
hell i even broke out my novelty Superstar parralell bar set
http://img185.exs.cx/img185/8726/power0hv.jpg
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/7752/power24xz.jpg
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/6466/power34lp.jpg
And everything was goin' fine, I was in control, I had everyone where I wanted them! and then...then I got eliminated! I don't have a hell of a lot to say about that...but I will say this...I was eliminated by the winner after a low blow! Naitch, you'll get yours one day!
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/5481/onmic1cf.jpg

As for now I have a little issue to deal with and that little deal, and believe me he is a little deal, is Overdrive. This boy is my opposite, my antithesis! I told you I'm a man of action, well Overdrive is a man of many, many words! All I wanna know is can he back them up! And tonight on Nitro I guess I'm gonna find out. This thing goes back beyond the last Nitro! I thought that Overdrive was just a little jealous of my physique or ability but it looks as if his motives are a little more sinister. You see during my training for the rumble I had those pictures taken. Amongst them I found this picture
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/1883/gay9rx.jpg
Now I understand that all of the guys in the back would die for a body like mine, but it's quite obvious that Overdrive ain't lookin at by back or triceps! Listen boy, if your into gettin your ass touched go see Splaya!
http://img228.exs.cx/img228/1589/laugh8qi.jpg
If your into getting your ass kicked then come see me, you know where i'll be, in the centre of this ring, at Nitro, ready to unleash havok on you!
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/3618/crazy4lp.jpg

[XL]

Don't rip me too hard!
1st RP after all!

[Danny Electric]

Well done dude.
That was awesome.

[XL]

Why thankyou! Only thing is your opinion don't count so much cos your my best friend! wanna find out what other peeps think! now if only i can apply the same approach i took to this to my script!!

[Danny Electric]

Still haven't finished it yet? :)

[Danny Electric]

Ladies and gentleman, later tonight is the return of the worlds sexiest man....


....Danny Electric.

Splaya - "I love that guy."

[Angelina2K]

Ladies and gentleman, later tonight is the return of the worlds sexiest man....


....Danny Electric.

Splaya - "I love that guy."

Angelina - "I love that guy more" :shifty: :p

[Disturbed316]

You are so gay Angelica :roll:

[Corkscrewed]

(OOC: Don't have time to paste onto Image Shack. Hopefully, these work as is.)


Splaya and Cork are seen in the back with an interviewer after Jackal's April Fool's attack.

http://www.batistaweb.com/raw/120103/01.jpg

INTERVIEWER: After Jackal's April Fools joke, what do you have to say?

CORK: That bi--OW--that bitch thinks he's so funny, pulling a prank like that? Well I have a few words for him. APRIL FOOLS WAS LAST FRIDAY YOU IDIOT!!!

SPLAYA: See, this just proves how retarded that caveman is. He doesn't even know how to use the modern calendar system, even though it's been in place for like thousands of years.

http://www.batistaweb.com/raw/120103/04.jpg

INTERVIEWER: Well, what are you going to do about this?

SPLAYA: Your hair smells nice...

CORK: What am I gonna do? You talkin' to ME?

INTERVIEWER: Um... yeah...

http://www.batistaweb.com/raw/120103/11.jpg

CORK: Let me tell you this. We may have a match with the Just Wusses Order, but JackAss can expect a little surprise of his own on Nitro. Just watch. You don't treat the Horsemen like that and expect to get away with it.

INTERVIEWER: One more question...

CORK: Hmmm?

http://www.batistaweb.com/raw/120103/08.jpg

INTERVIEWER: Can I be on your show The Bachelor?

SPLAYA: Look at me? I'm Splay-ay-a! Hahahahahahahaa!!!! Damn I'm wasted...

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/wtf.gif
Um.... no. You're kind of old and whory.

INTERVIEWER: But I'm not Whorrie, my name is--

CORK: Shh! Gotta go. Splaya needs his medication again.

Splaya and Cork leave, leaving the girl disappointed.

SPLAYA: Lalalala I'm a little teapot...

[Corkscrewed]

You are so gay Angelica :roll: If anything, it'd be lesbian, right? :shifty:

[Angelina2K]

If anything, it'd be lesbian, right? :shifty:

Given that I'm female yes Corky, Something like that.

[Disturbed316]

PWOAR! :naughty:

[SuperSlim]

bout time DE is gonna promo arrrrrgh :p

[Scorpion]

LOL damn i forgot to post in my promo the OOC (this takes place on april fools, since i saw no one did an april fool in a promo{i was away so thats why it was late])

[SuperSlim]

The following promo is being provided for your pleasure by the

http://img142.exs.cx/img142/5461/jwo0px.gif

*The jWo theme hits as Slim makes his firey entrance to the crowd's delight

http://img142.exs.cx/img142/3316/enter2bf.jpg
http://img142.exs.cx/img142/8720/tagtitle2ua.jpg
http://img142.exs.cx/img142/5060/tagtitle24fe.jpg

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/4909/slim76yr.jpg

Ya know something, I heard Splaya runnin his mouth and well to be honest I wasn’t impressed. If anything when I look at the horsemen I see that there is a weak link in the whole group. And that weak link is the one that will be exploited not only at HitlerMania but tonight. Tonight on Nitro.

*corwd pops.

TONIGHT JWO VS. HORSEMEN!

*crowd pops huge.

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/2561/slim83rb.jpg
SLIMMAROONIE!

*huge crowd pop

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/3195/untitled8wp.jpg
HORSEMEN! WE ARE TAKING OVER! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

[Danny Electric]

Lunchbox hits and in walks in Danny Electric to a huge pop.

http://img30.exs.cx/img30/1188/87bq.jpg

DE - "I'm back baby, I'm back with a vengeance. I'm back and there's nothing...Wait...hang on...I didn't leave.Those god damn pills again!Get out of my head, get out of my god damn head.Stop the pain...please...for the love of God!"

DE looks round and notices a shocked crowd

DE - "So the JWO are in town and it's for life baby. The Gigolo, the worlds sexiest man, the problem solver is here tonight. Here to make all the ladies dreams come true."

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/6365/183bm.jpg

Ladies scream

DE - "First off, Jackall...you sick twisted nutcase, just stop with all your rmind games. This fight is between the JWO and the Horsemen, it has nothing to do with you. Nothing at all, so take your sick sad twisted little mind and go and play in the kids park because this yard is too big for the likes of you."

JWO screams from the crowd

DE - "You know it baby. I mean, just look at the JWO. Me, that's all you need to describe the gigolo. Superslim and Adrian Moore the NCW tag team champions, two of the hottest superstars to ever grace the c-fed world. These guys are the future of NCW and if you ain't down with that then I have two words for you..."

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/5048/192vr.jpg

Crowd - "...Fuck you."

DE - "Wahoo. Oh yeah, and the last thing NWA Horsemen, The Ravishing One, your time will come. Your end is nigh, the clock will strike at midnight. The clock will strike for your deaths."

[Splaya]

Holy shit, our deaths :eek:

[Danny Electric]

Not long to go now Splaya.
I'm sorry mate. :(

[Marcyo]

Dunno if any of you saw the petition to fire Dusty Rhodes from TNA (nothing to do with c-feds)...

Notice signature #46. :D I did it for NCW.

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/5567/petition1sa.jpg

....and for Naitch. :shifty:

[Marcyo]

http://www.petitiononline.com/tna05/petition.html if you wanna sign it.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I'm gonna go to bed now, then finish off and post the show when I get up.

Hopefully most of you will still be up then, due to the time difference.

[Cool King]

I'm gonna go to bed now, then finish off and post the show when I get up.

Hopefully most of you will still be up then, due to the time difference.
I'll be up but I won't be on,because my brother always wants on at 2:00 am.:mad:

[loopydate]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/03/king-cole.jpg

LPD: Well, this is just fantastic, Brain! I'm just hours away from my big via-sattellite showdown with Big Z, and I'm stuck back in my original body! How the hell am I supposed to compete with him, if I'm a stick figure?

BRAIN: Ich weiß nicht, warum Sie halten, hier herauszukommen. Wenn wir nicht auf Fernsehapparat sind, spreche ich nicht Englisch.

LPD: ...right. So, you're German. Cast a spell and change me back!

BRAIN: Was?

LPD: I want to be big again.

BRAIN: Ich kenne diese Linie! Sie war in diesem Knäuelfilm Tom!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/03/kingcole.jpg

LPD: Honestly, I don't think that makes sense in German.

BRAIN: Wer sprengte unsere Tabelle?

LPD: [Sigh] Fine. Guess I'll just...HOT GIRL!

BRAIN: Heißes Mädchen?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jaimekoeppe/15.jpg

LPD: Hot Girl! How come you only show up when I look like this?

HOT GIRL: What?

LPD: Never mind. Use your horns to restore me to my unnatural body!

HOT GIRL: What?

BRAIN: Welpen, Lou! Welpen!

JG [off-camera]: Von God wird dieses heiße Mädchen buchstäblich Hälfte eingelaufen!

LPD: CHANGE ME BACK!

HOT GIRL: AAAAAAAAAAH!

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/ramp4.jpg

LPD: Thank you.

HOT GIRL: I have no idea what just happened.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jaimekoeppe/01.jpg

HOT GIRL: And why am I outside?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jaimekoeppe/02.jpg

HOT GIRL: Oh, hey! Rocks!

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid21.jpg

LPD: This was so weird...

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:

Funny Alta Vista translations.
For example:

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Use the World Keyboard (http://av.rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyOdACFJCEXIAjSmICqMX;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NmZqZGZpBHNlYwNidHh0/SIG=11ge8rj1g/**http%3a//babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/kb) to enter accented or Cyrillic characters.
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And hot girl! :drool: :y:

[Savior]

Since I know test pics are scarce I found another for LPD cut booker out if you want to.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/title_history/world_tag/images/bookertest.jpg

[loopydate]

Hey, they don't call her Hot Girl for nothing.

[The Naitch]

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*The fans pop huge for The NCW Champ*

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Cock: *talking to himself* The Rock? Who in the hell is The Rock? Must be a typo....

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Cock: Sweet, The Cock is here, The Cock is jakked, but most importantly, The Cock's #1 Cocksmoker is in the house tonight, please say hello to The Cock's newest girlfriend, she happens to be cousins' with Danny Electric, please say hello to Fanny Electric!

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Fanny: I love The Cock

Fat woman to her left: I wish I wasn't so fat :D

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Cock: So the time has come. We are less than 2 weeks away from HitlerMania. The Cock has his NCW Title belt at home, safe from those Highspots.com imposter belts. But now reason why The Cock came out here tonight, is because I wanted to tell The Naitch face to face, that I....The Cock has a hold of his private Viagra Stash!!!!!

*Fans start a Cocky Chant*

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*Cock is happy*

Until.....

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Splaya: God DAMN!

*Splaya gets in the ring to a chorus of boos*

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Splaya: Cock, congratulations, you will be going one on one with The Godfather of Captions...The Naitch!

*Fans go WOOOOOOOO!*

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Splaya: You see Cock, ever since I came to NCW, The Naitch ALWAYS believed in me. He always knew I had something good to offer. He always knew that I was a true player. And just like The Naitch believed in me, I believe in him! And I believe that The Naitch will LAYETH THE CAPTIONETH DOWN on your candy ass at HitlerMania!!!!!!!!!

*Fans boo*

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Cock: Thank you splaya. Thank you. The Cock could give a fuck about what you think *Fans pop*

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Splaya: Shut the fuck up and hand over Naitch's stash before I beat your ass in front of my girl, Angelina!

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Cock: Look at cha! Trying to impress your little girlfriend by threatening to kick The Cock's ass! PATHETIC! The Cock thinks you are a wannabe playa! And if you have anything against that, then I suggest you prove me otherwise, because rumours circulating backstage and on the internet say that you are a weak ass bloke! Prove me wrong splaya, prove me wrong....

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Splaya: Alright Angelina. The time has come for you to feel the playa in The Splaya! *Fans roll their eyes* Angelina, you are the key to my heart. You are The NWA Horsemen's #1 Diva, hell you're The #1 Horsewoman. But let me prove to The Cock that I am a true mack. Let me prove to The Cock that I have game. Angelina....

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Splaya: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. Ever since I saw you, I felt like it was destiny. Your eyes, your smile, your aura, you totally attract the positive vibes. Girl, I think you complete me

Fans: :roll:

Splaya: Angelina, I feel ya girl, and to tell you the truth, you bring happiness to my life. Being a member of The NWA Horsemen is a dream come true, but girl, having you in my life is like icing on the cake....

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Cock: Hahaha, what an emo faggot!

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Splaya: I don't care what they say. Angelina....I think you are the one....

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*Fans get riled up*

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Cock: Enough of this bullshit...

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*The fans pop huge as The Cock lays the caption down on Splaya's candy ass. Angelina retreats*

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*The Cock sends Splaya flying over the top rope*

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Angelina: STOP! If you stop, I'll give you this Highspot.com belt!!!!!

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Cock: HAHAHAHA....



ARE YOU HIGH?!?!?!

*Fans pop huge*





All of a sudden.....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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*Naitch's theme hits*

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*The fans WOOOO as The Naitch makes his way out*

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*The fans boo as the rest of The NWA Horsemen make their way out behind The Naitch. Splaya joins them*

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Naitch: *trying to WOOO but he can't* wooooooooo.....

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TRO: Cock! The Naitch can't talk right now. He lacks the power to WOOOO so he wants me to give you a message. At HitlerMania, if The Naitch pins you 1-2-3 to become the NEW NCW Champ, he wants you to hand over the NCW Title belt but most importantly, he wants you to hand over his stash. He wants you to make the transaction quick and easy! YOU GOT THAT?!?!?!

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Cock: It's a deal. The Naitch wins, he gets back his stash and he becomes The NEW NCW Champion. But don't get your hopes up. At HitlerMania, The Cock is gonna Lay The Caption down on Naitch's senile ass, The Cock is gonna nail you with The Cock Bottom, deliver The Hollywood Elbow....1-2-3....The Cock retains his NCW Championship at HitlerMania....

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IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

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*Grandma Cock has her front row tickets to HitlerMania! She is jakked and ready!*

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The show will be up very soon.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO, that was just ridiculous, Naitch.

Jabba, if you haven't noticed, take note of my "vow" against Jackal in that quick interview I did (I think it's my most recent promo).

;) :shifty:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

In a change of plan, the Cock/Naitch face-off will now come later in a Naitch promo.