Official Raw Thread: April 11, 2005

[SuperSlim]

I was waitin for one to pop up but here it is 8:11 and there was still nothin so I guess post here talkin bout your predictions before Raw comes on.

I'm lookin forward to a dance form your champion before he enters the ring.

[Savio]

Damn I thought this was the C-fed forum :(

[SuperSlim]

naw man. this the wrestling forum

[Loose Cannon]

I bet you fans think Rhyno's gonna give me the Goar
I'll beat his ass so soar, it's like he did a prision tour.

[Savio]

Stop stealing my gimmick!

[Loose Cannon]

Yo, this is thuganomics; I excel beyond sports
He rocks a horn on his head; I rock a horn in my shorts.

[blake639raw]

I was just watching that rap of his the other day. Face Cena jobs to Heel Cena.

[Savio]

Yo there's this girl McCool shes a really hot lady
I took a shit in my pants she said it tasted like gravey

[Loose Cannon]

LOL.

:( Face Cena. I'm watching the Worldlife DVD right now.

[SuperSlim]

everytime I watch that DVD I miss the heel cena more and more. That stuff against Taker and Brock were real good

[blake639raw]

The whole Chain Gang thing would be OK if he just toned it down a few hundred notches. He needs to find a good medium between the way he is now, and old heel Cena. Now it seems like ALL HE DOES is pander to the crowd. At least the Rock talked some shit on occasion. Cena now is just a pansy.

[Loose Cannon]

You see that promo against Taker where he had the blowtorch in his hand? That promo is a top 10 all-time fav of mine.

[blake639raw]

Yeah that was a good one. Also, his rap against Kurt Angle at No Mercy 03.

He claims intelligence, it's impossible, his head is hollow
His t-shirt used to say "you suck", but they had to change it cuz he swallows.

:heart:

[Loose Cannon]

lol, I literally just had that on. He was probably saying the line as you typed that.

[Nervous Ferret]

Why don't you show the whole world you can't even walk in my shoes
Your finisher's the F5? Mine's the FU!

[Nervous Ferret]

or somethinggggggggggg like that

[Shadow]

This RAW will feature at least one apperance by the King of Bling Bling, Chris Jericho!

Jobbing to Chris Masters.

[Gone Mad]

YO YO YO YO YO! The tag CHAMP IS HERE!!

And since when did this become a Cena appreciation thread, it's about Raw instead.
It's time the show give it alls, I am the champ but you still don't have ----

[Azriel]

Woo! Its RAW. Lets get it on.

[Xero]

LMAO at the pyros, or lack there of. :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

balls!!! ITs Balls?!!

yeah Batiasta talking

Raw starting ojkdfgg

[Shadow]

It's the lesbian!

And Molly Holly.

[Azriel]

Tag team diva match, okay

[Azriel]

Gee Mad, I'll guess we'll see Vicky

[SuperSlim]

startin off with my main lady Trish... well my second main lady. come on Vicki!

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! but why does she have to team with that red headed bimbo? :(

[loopydate]

<-- Feels bad for Victoria.

[Shadow]

......*blinks*

What the fucking hell!? Victoria on TV? What is this....a paraelle reality?

[Azriel]

Its Victoria! Woohoo!

[Gone Mad]

VICKY!!!! AND RED HEAD!!! :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Nervous Ferret]

Gonmad00: :drool: :drool: drool:

I bet you anything

[SuperSlim]

Vicki always has the coolest outfits for divas. she needs to come out with her own DVD

[Shadow]

Gonmad00: :drool: :drool: drool:

I bet you anything

Who unbanned you?

Oh never mind.

Ladies who can actually wrestle!

[SuperSlim]

I feel bad for Molly.

[Azriel]

That was an interesting move :drool:

[SuperSlim]

She sold to quick. she botchin already

[Shadow]

Chrisy can do that leg drop to me at any time.

[Xero]

Ladies who can actually wrestle!
And Christy. :|

[loopydate]

In an ideal world...

Trish Stratus tonight : Christy Hemme :: "Dark Angel" stunt double : Lita

[Azriel]

I like Chrissy's ring attire

[Shadow]

Amazingly...that does not hurt Christy at all. We all know how flexible she is.

[Azriel]

Give Chrissy credit, at least she's trying

[SuperSlim]

well umm at least VIcki is on the winning side. man Christy's theme is stupid

[Nervous Ferret]

yes Kane.

and Christy has the most annoying music ever.

[Azriel]

At least she's pulling her worth instead of being a pretty face.

Get her Kane!

[The Forgotten One]

Damnit get Christy.

[Shadow]

..............................the WWE actually caring about contiunality?! WTF!?

[Nervous Ferret]

they made mention of kane/lita. I thought that was forgotten

[The Forgotten One]

Fuck.

[SuperSlim]

return of RNN :D

[Loose Cannon]

RNN :D

[Azriel]

First ever RNN coming up, please :D

[Loose Cannon]

GET THE F OFF RNN. :mad:

[Shadow]

Yay for RNN!

[The Answer]

Looks like RNN for the Legend Killer :(

[SuperSlim]

great minds think alike

[Gone Mad]

Well, at least my girl won and Kane ran around like an idiot.

WHOO! An RNN report! ...maybe.

[Loose Cannon]

He was only 35% going against Taker. No wonder Taker won :roll:

[Savio]

Oh look molly lost...Again. I remember that sholder thing it was sick.

[Azriel]

We're so hopeful, WWE will probably not do it.

[loopydate]

Give Chrissy credit, at least she's trying
This is why they have OVW, to give people that aren't ready to be wrestling on Monday and Thursday a chance to improve themselves before debuting.

[SuperSlim]

good grief

[Marc the Smark]

how come Kane was there?

[Azriel]

Chrissy is so pretty I don't care about her abilities

[Shadow]

Sickest bump I've ever seen anyone take.

Save for Lita diving at Trish and Trish fucking up.

[SuperSlim]

well at least I get to catch the encore. here we come

[Loose Cannon]

I've kind of accepted the fact that the women's division is usually never about great wrestling.

[Azriel]

Maybe next week then

[Shadow]

Do they have to show this damn surgury?

[Nervous Ferret]

hes so cuteeeeeeee :drool:

[loopydate]

Chrissy is so pretty I don't care about her abilities
If that's the case, they should use her as a valet or an interviewer or something, but she doesn't belong in a wrestling match with Trish Stratus, Victoria, and Molly Holly.

[Azriel]

Oooh :drool:

[SuperSlim]

dang purple girl looked good

[Shadow]

.............Stacy....naked!? :drool: :drool: :drool:

Ahahahaha! Kane rocks!

[Nervous Ferret]

did he just rape them? :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

MERCI

[Azriel]

Got a point there Loopy

[Sepholio]

Kane is the man. 'Nuff said.

[loopydate]

(So torn. HBK mark, but...also Hassan mark...)

[Shadow]

...which Sitcom is he talking about?

[SuperSlim]

go with Hassan on this one.

[YOUR Hero]

So will HBK beat this guy or do they build this Assan guy up?

[Azriel]

Wheres subtitles when you need them?

I would love somebody to say that.

[Azriel]

Hopefully HBK can get the job done, but I doubt it.

[SuperSlim]

I think they gonna have Hassan suffer his first pinfall loss :(

[Gone Mad]

Kane = Ratings. Loved the little smirk he did before he left to find Trish.

And yeah, the girl in purple and Maria were :drool: worthy.

[loopydate]

I think I will, Slim. I think I will...

(No idea why I just repeated myself, then trailed off like a 1980s cartoon supehero)

[Azriel]

the girl in purple=Candice Michelle

[SuperSlim]

cause it's cool man. cause it's cool.

FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYY

[Azriel]

squash match coming up?

[Nervous Ferret]

lol at that guy

[Kane Knight]

Two Pissbreaks withing the first 30 minutes. :eek:

[Gone Mad]

Why is HHH always the damn number one contender? It's like the same two guys that are the IC number one contender also.

This better be good. Triple H's promo about fire hydrants coming up...

[Azriel]

Did you hear that Spike? Thats what you're giving up. Total idiots

[Loose Cannon]

That's Candice Michelle :love:

She was on a show called Hotel Erotica on Cinemax. You can watch her get her brains *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep* This is a test of the emergenvy broadcast system

[YOUR Hero]

That's what's wrong with WWE. If Hassan looses, why even bother building him up? WWE needs rising stars, not a stagnant quagmire... digitty digitty digitty

[SuperSlim]

yeah I thought yep he;s promoin in his underwear

[AJHayes]

Here comes trips.. and there goes a half hour of my life.

[Loose Cannon]

Yea, hopefully the Hassan match will end in DQ and maybe Jannetty comes for the save.

[Azriel]

Well LC, it's not real, unfortunately

[Nervous Ferret]

lol on fire. Fire Hydrants. Its coming.

[loopydate]

Candice was on that show?

Not that... I ever used to watch it... Or anything...

[SuperSlim]

HHH looks sleepy

[Azriel]

I need a pillow

[Loose Cannon]

I'm clocking this

[Azriel]

HHH looks sleepy
He's making me sleepy

[SuperSlim]

woo hoo Hurricane

[loopydate]

HURRICANE!

[Azriel]

squash match coming up

[Loose Cannon]

Matt Hardy's good freind :(

[Nervous Ferret]

yes Hurricane!!! My dfavoreite!!

gonmad:
Stay in the back!! Theres a heel turn coming through!

[Gone Mad]

** STAY IN THE BACK! THERE'S A HEEL TURN COMING THRU! **

[loopydate]

How the hell has this guy never been properly pushed?

[Azriel]

***Stand Back! There's a heel turn...oh wait, its just Hurricane

[Nervous Ferret]

:shifty:

[AJHayes]

HURRICANE HAS MIC TIME!!!!!
AND I HAVE A HUGE STAIN ALL OVER MY PANTS!!!
Ohhh...... I need a cigarette and then I need to cuddle.

[Loose Cannon]

WTF, HHH is not a babyface.

[SuperSlim]

HHH gettin beat up :D

[Kane Knight]

How's this gonna end?

[Loose Cannon]

Yea, let's have a 2 on 1 vs a heel. That's real great.

[SuperSlim]

HHH probabl gonna win

[Rain Man]

I hope Triple H jobs to Rosey :heart:

[Shadow]

Never thought I'd hear JR say..."(Insert Name) is imposing their will on the Game"

[YOUR Hero]

Like HHH needs to go over. Jesus this is so dumb. This match serves no purpose unless Hurricane wins. Somehow I doubt that.

[Azriel]

Oh yes, a commercia break in the middle of a match, just what I love [/sarcasm]

[SuperSlim]

DBZ

[Nervous Ferret]

where is Gohan3K?

[Gone Mad]

Looks like this is last nail in the coffin of the tag team division. One of its only teams taken down by one guy. Good God..

And Ferret, hands off the MadMan's merchandise!

[Azriel]

HHH will win, Hurricane's just getting his daily exercise.

[SuperSlim]

saving this for future use
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[Kane Knight]

That's what's wrong with WWE. If Hassan looses, why even bother building him up? WWE needs rising stars, not a stagnant quagmire... digitty digitty digitty
Oh, come on, ssquashing younger talent helps the WWE...

I have no clue HOW, but everyone keeps telling me it's okay...

[Nervous Ferret]

red X

[YOUR Hero]

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[Azriel]

Thats awesome :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

I love the "Hurra-noises" Hurricane makes at random times

[SuperSlim]

I'm feelin it

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[Kane Knight]

Like HHH needs to go over. Jesus this is so dumb. This match serves no purpose unless Hurricane wins. Somehow I doubt that.
Can I Get A Witness?

[Shadow]

We come back from commercial...and HHH is winning. How surprising.

[Rain Man]

Ferret were you banned or something?

[Nervous Ferret]

Ferret were you banned or something?yeah :roll:

[Azriel]

Come on Hurricane.

[SuperSlim]

I guess HHH really needs momentum goin into Backlash

[YOUR Hero]

What the hell was Hebner doing?

Jesus....

[Azriel]

Thats going to sting;

[Rain Man]

Welcome you fuck. (directed to ferret)

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Azriel]

Bye Hurricane :(

[Shadow]

Yep....this just proves how dumb the WWE really is. Way to go.

[Kane Knight]

Oh look. Hero was right. Pointless.

[YOUR Hero]

LOL, what a farce.

[Rain Man]

LOL Triple H wins!! haha Your Hero your exactly right what did that match serve a purpose for?

[MVP]

Fucking waste of time if you ask me.

[Kane Knight]

Yep....this just proves how dumb the WWE really is. Way to go.

[Azriel]

15 minutes of my life I'll never get back

[SuperSlim]

I'ts a continuation of HHH's promo. :eek: that way it could be 20 minutes long

[Rain Man]

Oh god no, not a pedigree in the ring.. Jesus christ Triple H has gona over the edge now..

[Kane Knight]

LOL Triple H wins!! haha Your Hero your exactly right what did that match serve a purpose for?
The purpose? To give triple h more mic time, followed by a squash that doesn't make him look special at all.

[MVP]

The Pedigree is no match for the POOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCE

[YOUR Hero]

Only way this could make this any worse would be if...nope, that's as pointless as they can make it.

[Azriel]

I'ts a continuation of HHH's promo. :eek: that way it could be 20 minutes long
Damn those bastards :nono:

[Kane Knight]

I'ts a continuation of HHH's promo. :eek: that way it could be 20 minutes long
Damn you for being faster than me!

[Azriel]

Don't give them any ideas Hero :lol:

[PullMyFinger]

Okay, two pointless terrible matches to start off Raw.

Anyone notice when Triple H threw the steps/railing that one girl in the crowd screaming as if she just got shot or something????

[Kane Knight]

The Pedigree is no match for the POOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCE
:love:

[Azriel]

Yeah, some of the fans get a bit too into it

[YOUR Hero]

You know, I'm starting to watch a little more wrestling again. I haven't "been into it" for a good two years. Now I know there's good signs of improvement going on, but when I see something like I just witnessed, it really reminds me why I got tired of it. I know I'm not Vince's ideal market base, but really now.

[Azriel]

The Pounce owns all, you better recognize :lol:

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah, some of the fans get a bit too into it
Yeah, TOO into it.

[Kane Knight]

STAND BACK! THERE'S A CRIPPLING COMING THROUGH!

[Azriel]

Oh look, its the LAME-piece

[PullMyFinger]

You know, I'm starting to watch a little more wrestling again. I haven't "been into it" for a good two years. Now I know there's good signs of improvement going on, but when I see something like I just witnessed, it really reminds me why I got tired of it. I know I'm not Vince's ideal market base, but really now.
Exactly. Since the Invasion-till this year .. WWE has been terrible. The past few weeks shit has been on an upward slope, and now WWE is pulling a really terrible Raw tonight.

Oh my gosh, I hear Master's music....WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS RAW!

[Gone Mad]

Oh, and speaking of green, here comes the Piece of Shit.

Oh, god! Again, why did they fire Matt and keep these assholes?!

[Shadow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

GET THIS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE OFF MY TV AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

[Azriel]

Too true KK

[Rain Man]

Chris Masters could pass for Randy Orton's older juiced up brother in a way

[The Answer]

LOL at Masters coming in and like 5 guys leaving to get another beer or take a shit break.

[Azriel]

Vince loves hosses, plain and simple, thats why Mad

[YOUR Hero]

Chris Masters.

Hmmm...

If someone sets him up and Chris gets beat down, does that make them a 'Masters Baiter'?


LOL a typical Huge guy against a lightweight.

[AJHayes]

Hurricane Jobs, Hardy and Rhyno are released... and now we're treated to Chris Masters and a jobber.

Somebody kill me.

[Kane Knight]

Why do we have this PoS squash match on Raw when it could be on Heat?

[The Answer]

LOL at guys yelling boring before the match even starts.

[Azriel]

Time to get fed to the wolves rookie. So sorry for you.

[AJHayes]

I love that audience.. *Boooring*

[Rain Man]

LOL at the boring chant

[Gone Mad]

Vince loves hosses, plain and simple, thats why Mad

I know.... I know. :'(

LOL @ crowd chanting BORING.

[rob11]

lol, boring chants

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO @ boring chants LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

How do you respond with the highest Raw rating in a year? Produce ONE SHITE STAINED EPISODE THE NEXT WEEK!

[Azriel]

Look, the POS is going to talk

[YOUR Hero]

GIVE HIM A MIC THE CROWD HASN'T CHANTED BORING ENOUGH YET

[ColdwaVer]

I love that audience.. *Boooring*

And GOD he can't talk.

[Rain Man]

Wow he fucking sucks.. NO ONE

[Marc the Smark]

THAT WAS AWFUL. NICE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT. :n:

[Champion of Europa]

OK, every other match Masters had, I didn't mind. BUT MAKING SETH SKYFIRE JOB TO HIM PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

[MVP]

OVDUB, OVDUB, OVDUB

[Shadow]

He's offering some money and saying no one can break the Master Lock?

I WANT TO TAKE UP THAT CHALLANGE!

And we're having technical difficulties on my end. Anyone else?

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[SuperSlim]

ohhh bloody crap not another one! :mad:

[Azriel]

Yeah Shadow, had a bit of technical problems myself, but it was during the Masters replay, so it was all good :D

[YOUR Hero]

There were some minor tech problems, digitized picture issues.

But it ended pretty quick.

[The Forgotten One]

No, not again.

Plus Chris Masters is a fucking peice of shit not worth TV time.

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah, I thought it was my cable company....guess not.

But honestly, if I'm a mark and I saw last week's episode, I'd say..."gee, I'm interested in this...I'll watch next week!" Then after watching this Raw, I'd change the channel and say "nevermind."

[SuperSlim]

I'm pissed bout the freakin second raw diva search... didn't they learn from the first one?

[YOUR Hero]

I just had a terrible thought. Imagine if you had such a bad bladdder and that you had to wear depends diapers. You'd never have a good excuse to get up and leave a WWE programmed event.

[Azriel]

So, HBK/Hassan next. Hopefully, it should be good. So far, RAW has been unimpressive

[Gone Mad]

Can Masters use that money to hire better trainers or possibly some better wrestlers to join the company or something? Nobody likes you, The Piece of Shit!

And yea, Raw is bleh tonight with a meh female match, PoS match, S.H.I.T jobbing to one man in HHH, and now the announcement of 2005 Diva Search. Damn.. but I got to see Vicky... :drool:

[Azriel]

That is a terrible thought Hero. Hope it never happens

[YOUR Hero]

I'm pissed bout the freakin second raw diva search... didn't they learn from the first one?
"If at first you don't suceed, pretend it was a success and cram more down the viewers throat"
-Sun Tzu

[SuperSlim]

Vicky was the highlight of the night. her and the purple girl

[Azriel]

HBK probably not going to sell his injury anymore.

[SuperSlim]

"If at first you don't suceed, pretend it was a success and cram more down the viewers throat"
-Sun Tzu

and people wonder why the Sun Tzu isn't popular.

[YOUR Hero]

I have high hopes for a good match here. A Hassan win as well. If HBK wins, it better at least make Hassan look threatening.

[Azriel]

Vicky was the highlight of the night. her and the purple girl
And Candice's two good, big friends :drool:

[Azriel]

Daivari wrestling? :lol:

[The Answer]

Daivari is in pretty good shape for all little guy.

[YOUR Hero]

LOL, this is good stuff. HBK is going to beat the snot out of this guy and then Hassan will do a run in.

[Rain Man]

WOW probably the ONLY good thing about Raw was just ruined... LOL the WWE is just on tonight

[Azriel]

Pretty much Hero

[Gone Mad]

Daivari = sgnitaR !

...I'm surprised they didn't play Charlie Haas' theme this time. :P

[Kane Knight]

LOL@ the "you tapped out " chants.

[Shadow]

...................alrighty then.

[SuperSlim]

why dvari? We know he ain't gonna win.

Backlash Michaels vs. HBK

[Azriel]

Yep, HBK done selling the injury :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, the crowd ripped Masters a new asshole.

And Shawn Daivari wrestling :love:

I'm pretty sure he won one of those tourneys in Japan not to long ago, or at least took part in it. Super 8 I think.

[SuperSlim]

HBK's one weakness :lol:

:rofl: :rofl:

[Rain Man]

The WWE just made Shawn Michaels loose that match.

[Shadow]

Wow...go Davari.

[Gone Mad]

Shit, I wished my leg healed that quickly. Wasn't HBK "injured" a week ago?

WHOO! Davairi won! MERCI!

[The Answer]

Daivari beat HBK :eek:

[YOUR Hero]

:lol:

That was OK.

It furthers the fued and gives "the bad guy" the cheap win.

[The Forgotten One]

"He deserves this ass whoopin' I'll tell you that."

Shut the fuck up JR, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[McLegend]

Wait HBK can kick out of the Angle slam and every other finsher ever, but he can't kick out of a low blow?

[Azriel]

Thats a pretty good estimate Slim. Damn WWE. Ruined the only good thing RAW had going so far.

[SuperSlim]

he doesn't have balls of steel. that's why

[Loose Cannon]

OMG MARKS OUT.

I love you Daivari

[PullMyFinger]

Daivari before the match: Tonight is the night where I'm going to defeat HBK!

After the match: It's my time! I showed you all! Son of a bitch!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[YOUR Hero]

PS

Did I see the Twin Towers in Hassans entrance promo?

If so, that's pretty cheap.

[Savio]

Benoit sucks.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, whoever thinks that wasn't a good move by WWE to further the Hassan/HBK feud for an HBK/Hassan PPV match is out of thier minds. Just like those dumb fucks who had Masters wrestle again and just like those dumb fucks who had HHH come off as a babyface earlier

[Azriel]

Thats pretty low if they are Hero

[Shadow]

.......I think I man have gotton some Bad Weed but did I see another Diva Search coming up?

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah, what was up with those Triple H chants?

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[SuperSlim]

that move was awesome

[Shadow]

WHOOO! HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT! *bows down to the King of Bling Bling*

[Gone Mad]

*** bows to the Lionheart, CHRIS JERICHO!!! ***

[McLegend]

I wasn't saying it was a bad move to have Davari win, but I was just saying that HBK has kicked out of everything and I was just disappointed that he was beaten by a low blow.

[Marc the Smark]

Michaels to team with Hogan?????

[YOUR Hero]

Exactly LC, and a tag match is always the next step in building the match up, as they just announced.

[Azriel]

Yep Shadow, afraid so.

WOOO!!! Its the Hilight of the Night.

[Rain Man]

Oh thank god a highlight reel

[Nervous Ferret]

hey I'm back.