TNA RAW IS GROOVY (Finally)

[Nowhere Man]

RAW IS GROOVY

The opening pyro ignites, and we kick off the show!

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The crowd goes wild as they await the fallout from Heat Stroke. But first, we go to our announce table!

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JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s been over a month since the last one, but welcome to RAW IS GROOVY!!! As always, I’m good ol’ JR, alongside the King, and tonight, we experience the aftermath of one of the most epic encounters in caption-entertainment history!

King: That’s right, JR! The KPW Invasion is finally over, and we have new Intercontinental and World Champions! Tonight, Legend Killer defends his newly won IC Title against a mystery opponent. But that’s not all! Our main event tonight is a 15-Man Battle Royale, and the winner faces the new World Heavyweight Champion Innovator at Cool Breeze!

JR: Also tonight, five, count ‘em, FIVE new stars make their presence known in TNA. The legendary Bret “The HateMan” Hart has come out of retirement once again to prove he’s the best! The foul-mouthed hulk Rob Roider says he’s going to stir up trouble, as is the Canadian hero, Chuck Jones. And two superstars from NCW, Triple OG and Wils’n, are set to make their TNA debut! That’s all TONIGHT!

But first—

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH

Deafening pop as the World Heavyweight Champion emerges from the crowd.

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Innovator heads to the ring, and grabs a mic.

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Innovator: At Heat Stroke, you witnessed the culmination of everything I had worked for. Everything I had sacrificed, every obstacle I had to overcome, every opponent I had to defeat, it has all brought me to what you see now. It is the culmination of….DESTINY.

*Big pop*

Innovator: But I will not be content to sit idly by on my laurels like the other champions before me. Tonight, fifteen men will face off, and only one of them will gain the opportunity to face me. And I intend—

YO IT’S ME, IT’S ME, IT’s

M

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The former champ enters, drawing a very loud and mixed reaction

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[b]MVP: Y’know, all I’ve been hearing ever since Heat Stroke is “<s>When is Raw going to be up?</s> Oooooh, Innovator deserves the Title so much! He fought sooooo hard, and he’s been screwed over sooooo many times!”

Well, what about me, huh? I worked just as hard, and I fought just as much, and as far as I can remember, I beat your ass from pillar to post again and again and again! And you think one fluke win makes you the top dog? I don’t think so, ass-clown!

*crowd boos*


MVP: Boo all you want, it doesn’t change anything. I had your number time and time again, and I can beat you again just like that! I’m not in the Battle Royale tonight, and believe me, you’re lucky that’s the case! Whichever one of those morons gets the Title shot, just know that I’m still here, and I’m getting that belt back!

So enjoy your reign, “champ.” Meanwhile, the Real World’s Champion is going to have to keep in practice by taking out your friends, Nowhere Man and Invisible. I want you to watch that match, so you’ll know how a real Champion gets things done.

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The crowd boos as MVP poses, then he leaves.

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Innovator: Parsons, I see you failed to learn from your mistakes at Heat Stroke. Your overconfidence will always be your downfall. The other Nobodies are more than a match for you and VC, but you will never see that. If you want another shot, all you have to do is ask, but just remember, those who fail the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it.

As for my challengers, I have one thing to say to them all: good luck. I look forward to introducing you to your Destiny...

Quote the Champion…NEVERMORE!

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The crowd pops for Innovator, and as he heads backstage, we get ready for our first match of the night!

Match #1: Wils’n vs. Nick Grease

The FTW music hits, and the crowd boos for Grease as he heads down to the ring.

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The “Barney and Friends” song hits, and out comes Wils’n to a decent pop.

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The two lock up, and Wils’n easily counters everything Grease can throw at him. The wrestling savant throws Grease off of him, and into the ropes. Grease attempts a flying body press, but Wils’n catches him with a scoop slam.

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Grease gets up, and walks right into a vertical Suplex from Wils’n.

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With Nick Grease down, Wils’n takes a moment to wave to the fans. The crowd cheers for the mischievous retard, who looks like he’s really having fun with it. Grease, however, is obviously not having fun, and is getting angry. He gets to his feet, and takes Wils’n down with a spinning wheel kick!

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Wils’n goes down, and Grease gets a kick out of the boos he’s getting from the crowd. He continues to egg them on, to the point where an angry fan shoots a bottle rocket into the ring.

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Grease picks Wils’n back up, and drops him back down with a quick DDT. He then rolls out of the ring, and heads up the ramp, where he goes to chat with one of his ringside friends.

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Grease: Hey, TRO! How’d you like the special VIP seats I got you?

TRO: Nice. Just dropped on by to see how things were going in TNA.

Grease: Well hey, how’s about how I’m totally dominating this guy? Pretty awesome, right?

TRO: Yeah, you sure know how to beat up a retarded guy.

Grease: Hey, just in case this whole FTW thing doesn’t work, you ever think about adding another Horseman?

TRO: Hell no. Now go away; I don’t know what exactly that smell is that’s coming off of you, but I don’t want it soaking into my clothes.

With that, Grease gets back into the ring, just barely beating the 10-Count. As he gets in the ring, however, the Ragin’ Retard gets fired up, and gives Grease a Chokeslam!

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Wils’n then hits the ropes, and finishes Grease off with the Special People’s Elbow!

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He covers!

….1

….2

….3!!!

WINNER: WILS’N

Backstage, Jonathan Roachman catches up with MVP.

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Roach: Those were some pretty strong words you said to the Champ earlier. Is there anything you’d like to add to your statement?

MVP: Yeah. Don’t annoy me when I’m in a bad mood. Consider yourself lucky that you’re not worth the time it’d take to kick your ass.

Roach: Oh, and before you go, someone said he wants to meet you out in the parking lot.

MVP: Oh? Well, I guess I might as well. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with a shady meeting with some mysterious person by myself in a parking lot, right?

[Nowhere Man]

Match #2: The Dub vs. Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas comes out first with Viva, getting a big pop for his debut match.

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And here comes the Dub, shaking hands with the booing crowd. Dub is frustrated because less people are interested in shaking his hand and more interested in whether or not that’s really Jack Icon in the crowd.

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The bell rings, and immediately Vegas goes on the offensive. The Dub, however, just shrugs off Vegas’ attacks, before shooting him into the ropes and giving him a lariat. Dub takes a moment to pose for the crowd…

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…and Vegas hits a German Suplex from behind!

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He bridges for the pin!

…1

…2

…Dub kicks out!

Vegas waits for the agonized Dub to get up.

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As Dub gets to his feet, Vegas climbs to the top turnbuckle to finish Dub off…

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…but as he leaps, he gets caught in the STOCK MARKET CRASH!

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Dub covers!

…1

…2

….someone pulls the referee out of the ring!

The Dub can’t believe who it is!

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He squints really hard just to make sure….

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….and sure enough!

IT’S PAUL!!!!

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The referee calls for the bell as Paul Carrington hits the ring, giving Dub the F-U!

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King: Wait a minute! How can Paul be back so quickly?! I mean, he nearly got killed at Heat Stroke!

JR: Don’t you see, King?! He’s got the most surefire cure for every possibly life-threatening injury ever! TAPED RIBS!!!

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Vegas gets to his feet, and the two of them hit a vicious double-team move to take Dub out!

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Paul and Vegas get a tremendous pop, and Paul gets pumped up and jumps on the guardrail.

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Unfortunately, he gets a little too excited for his own good, and slips off.

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JR: Taped ribs or not, the man’s still hurt! He’s got guts to come back so quickly, though!

King: Yeah, maybe more guts than brains!

As always the paramedics are there with a stretcher to take Paul out.

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WINNER: THE DUB VIA DQ

Meanwhile, MVP is backstage, looking for the person who wanted to meet him in the parking lot.

MVP: What the hell am I doing out here? I mean, come on, where the hell is this—

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JR: OH MY GOD! MVP JUST GOT RAN OVER!!!!

King: Did anyone get a look at the driver?! The car’s getting away!

JR: Somebody call an ambulance!

King: Maybe he and Paul can share one!

JR: This is horrible, King! Love him or hate him, even someone like MVP doesn’t deserve this kind of thing! The former champion could be seriously hurt!

An uncomfortable hush comes over the arena as EMTs load MVP into the ambulance.

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[Nowhere Man]

Match #3: Intercontinental Championship
Legend Killer © vs. ???

Out comes the newly crowned Intercontinental Champion, high-fiving the fans as he goes.

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He pulls up a chair and sits down in the center of the ring.

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LK: So apparently, I’m supposed to defend my title tonight without even knowing who my opponent is. I can’t say I’m too happy about not knowing whose ass I have to kick, but you know what? Bring it on! It took the fight of my life to get this belt around my waist, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to lose it to anyone! So whoever you are, come on out and see if you can face the Future of Caption Entertainment!

HOLLER….IF YOU HEAR THE DRUG TESTERS!

The crowd boos loudly as Rob Roider comes out.

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He grabs a mic and gets in LK’s face.

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Roider: Listen, bitch! I’m here to take that f**kin’ Title from you, because the Intercontinental Title shouldn’t be held by a little bitch like you! You got that, bitch?!

LK: I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with here, pal.

Roider: I don’t give a bitch! I’m gonna f**k your bitch ass the f**k up, and that bitchin’ Title is gonna be mine! Now get ready to go to school…the School of Hard Bitch!

Roider hits the ring, and LK immediately takes him down with a dropkick to his knee. As the big man gets to his feet, LK puts him back down with a leg sweep. LK goes to pick up Roider, but the big guy shoves him off.

LK goes to the top rope, hoping to finish the match off quickly. He gets MASSIVE hang-time…

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….but Roider uses his super (and purely natural, of course) strength to catch LK and give him a Gorilla Press!

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Instead of going for the pin, Roider instead taunts the Intercontinental Champion, garnering loud boos.

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With LK down, Roider goes to finish him off with the Roid Rage!

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LK struggles with it, as Roider cinches on the hold. Finally, LK gets enough leverage to escape the hold, and rolls into a choke hold of his own!

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Roider tries to get out of the hold, but all those years of taking st—err, working hard and eating right, have taken their toll on his flexibility, and he can’t escape! LK gets to his feet, with Roider still in his clutches, and DDTs him!

The Intercontinental Champion climbs to the top rope, and hits a 450!

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He covers!

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….2

….3!

WINNER: STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: LEGEND KILLER

LK hops on the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd, while a still-dazed Roider rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.

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[Nowhere Man]

Match #4: Nowhere Man/Invisible vs. Vietnamese Crippler/???

The crowd blows the roof off the building as the Nobodies make their way to the ring.


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Nowhere Man and Invisible hit the ring, while Innovator joins the announcer’s table.

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JR: It’s a pleasure to have you with us, champ. Glad to see that even with your success as the Champion, you’re still here to support your teammates.

Innovator: No man is ever an island, JR. Even the most isolated among us need comerades. Besides, I want to see what the shattered remains of KPW are going to do.

Vietnamese Crippler comes out to a rousing round of boos, and he’s obviously not happy that he’s been screwed out of a partner for the second time in a row.

But wait! “College Years” hits, and out comes Zack!

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The fans boo the former IC Champion as Zack gets on the mic.

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Zack: Apparently, TNA’s upper administration is so corrupt, it ignores the plight of people like us, just because of the things we used to do. The REAL World’s Champion and my dear personal friend MVP was brutally run down in the parking lot, and yet you still choose to have his partner come out, by himself mind you, to face off against two opponents at once? I don’t think so! Since MVP’s not here to kick your ass, Nowhere Man, I guess I’ll have to do it for him!

NM looks at Zack and sneers.

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Zack: Ummm...that is to say…right after my buddy VC gets a shot at you first! Go get ‘em!

With that, VC and Nowhere Man face off. The physically dominating VC is cut off by NM’s experience, and the founder of the Nobodies whips the last KPW Champion into the ropes, and takes him down with a Dropkick!

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VC gets to his feet and hits a Northern Lights!

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He bridges!

….1

….2

….NM kicks out!

VC goes to tag in Zack. Morris gets into the ring, but seems hesitant to do anything until NM tags in Invisible. Once that happens, Zack goes on the attack, with a flurry of elbow smashes on NM’s old protégé. Invisible fires back with punches of his own.

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The two trade blows back and forth until Zack takes Invisible down with a stiff right, busting him open.

Invisible gets Zack off his feet with a single leg takedown, then goes to wipe off his forehead.

When he sees his own blood, he is enraged.

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The ghoulish Nobody goes into a rage and begins pummeling Zack bloody. Morris finally throws Invisible off of him and scrambles to his corner to tag in VC.

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JR: My God, Invisible is a man possessed!

Innovator: Of course; he’s a Nobody, isn’t he? That dormant bloodlust of his is finally coming out.

VC immediately tries to stop Invisible, clinching on a side headlock.

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But the furious Invisible just backdrops him out of it!

The two brawl down to the floor, where VC finally puts a stop to Invisible’s rampage by suplexing him over the guardrail!

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With Invisible taken care of for the moment, VC heads back into the ring and calls out Nowhere Man. NM is happy to oblige, and whips VC into the corner.

NM charges, and hits a splash in the corner!

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With VC dazed, NM hits the Drop from Nowhere!

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He covers!

….1

….2

….Zack breaks up the count!

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NM gets frustrated, as Zack gets back to his corner.

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VC crawls towards his corner, trying to tag in Zack, but Nowhere Man puts him in the Deathlock!

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Zack steps in the ring to break up the hold, but NM just points at him, and Zack stops.

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JR: I don’t get it, Innovator! Why isn’t Zack helping his partner?!

Innovator: I am…curious to know that myself…

With no one making the save and no way to get to the ropes, VC has no choice but to tap out!

WINNERS: INVISIBLE AND NOWHERE MAN

NM goes to help Invisible up from that nasty spill over the guardrail.

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Meanwhile, Zack heads up the ramp and looks on disdainfully, with blood still on his face.

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JR: Certainly a lot of unanswered questions raised in that match, but we’ll have to find out about those later! We appreciate you being here, Champ, and hope you’ll stick around. The 15 Man Battle Royale is NEXT!

[Nowhere Man]

MAIN EVENT:
#1 Contender’s Battle Royale

Out come the competitors one by one, getting appropriate cheers and boos as they come.

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(note: The Dude gave his spot to Chuck Jones, stating that Battle Royales “aren’t the Dude’s bag, baby”)

The bell rings, and as expected, the scene immediately erupts into utter chaos.

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Fans pop for an early elimination, as within a minute of the match starting, Slater picks up Grease for the Chokeslam…

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…and tosses him over the top rope down to the floor!

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Nick Grease is Eliminated

Meanwhile, the VBX Champion James Steele hits a Vertical Suplex on Zack Morris…

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…and his newfound ally Justun Stoppable makes sure Zack stays down.

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Azriel catches a charging Invisible with a high knee…

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…then turns in time to eat a stiff kick from Mahagee!

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Invisible gets to his feet, and he and Mahagee stare each other down…

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…then work together to double-team the other competitors!

JR: Bah Gawd, I think we’re seeing the birth of a new alliance here!

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Azriel gets to his feet, as Wilsn’ flies off the top turnbuckle with a diving headbutt to Triple OG!

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On the other side of the ring, “Action” Jack Icon pounds away at the Dub in the corner.

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The voracious MadMan plows through the ring, crushing Chuck Jones with a GONER!

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But before he can toss Jones out, The HateMan grabs him and gives the Mad One a Piledriver!

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Seeing his tag team partner in trouble, Azriel goes to help him out. He locks up with the HateMan…

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…and the two proceed to have their own little five-star classic in the midst of the chaos.

Meanwhile, Zack is on the attack, going after Justun Stoppable with a Moonsault off the top rope!

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Steele, however, returns in kind with the Twisted Steele Leg Drop on Zack before he can get up!

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Steele gets up, and is met by Chuck Jones, who busts him open with some stiff punches.

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Invisible and Mahagee go after the Dub. The Nobody lays into him with punches…

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…but gets taken down with a Big Boot!

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Azriel and the HateMan continue their outstanding showdown, which has now gone up to seven-star quality.

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With his tag team partner busy, MadMan takes down Slater and lays into him with hard right hands.

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Steele and Stoppable continue double-teaming Zack, when Steele decides to finish him off. He hits the ropes, looking for a Super Kick, but Zack wriggles out of Justun’s grasp, and Steele ends up clobbering Stoppable instead!

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Zack takes the opportunity to get around Steele and throw the VBX Champion out of the ring!

James Steele is Eliminated

Triple OG blasts Jack Icon with a guitar that he got from God-knows-where…

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…only to be taken down himself with the Canadian Crackdown from Chuck Jones!

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Jones quickly dumps the bloody OG over the top.

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Triple OG is Eliminated

The Dub gets a chokehold on Mahagee, but the Japanese legend spits poison mist in his eyes!

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Invisible and Mahagee wear down the Dub with their offense, but Dub spots an opening, and kicks Mahagee out of the ring!

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Mahagee isn’t happy as he heads to the back.

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Mahagee is Eliminated

The Dub goes for the Stock Market Crash on Invisible…

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…but as they move towards the ropes, Invisible reverses it into a hurricanrana, and both men go tumbling over the rope!

The Dub and Invisible are Eliminated

[Nowhere Man]

Justun Stoppable and Zack Morris duke it out in the center of the ring, when MadMan charges, and gives Zack a GONER that sends him tumbling out of the ring!

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Zack Morris is Eliminated

Meanwhile, Azriel finally gets the better of the HateMan after a forty-eight-star match, leveling him with a German Suplex!

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Azriel dumps the HateMan over the top rope, and goes to find his tag team partner.

The HateMan is Eliminated

Chuck Jones goes after Jack Icon, but the old legend intercepts him with the Big Boot, and chucks out Chuck!

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As Jones makes his way back up the ramp, Triple OG (not wanting to look like a punk on his first Raw) ambushes Chuck, diving from the entrance way onto the man who threw him out!

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Chuck Jones is Eliminated

Meanwhile, Wils’n grabs a chair that a fan had thrown into the ring, but Azriel, not wanting the well-meaning retard to take things too far, tries to take it from him.

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/8368/50bmp6ld.jpg

While they struggle, Justun Stoppable grabs Wils’n from behind and throws him out!

Wils’n is clearly disappointed by his loss.

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/5954/21bmp2tg.jpg

Wils’n is Eliminated

Meanwhile, Azriel gets clobbered by a top rope flying clothesline from Slater!

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/5182/034xi.jpg

MadMan grabs Justun Stoppable, and powerbombs him over the top rope!

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/8844/madmanhts27pm.jpg

Justun Stoppable is Eliminated

So now we’re down to our final four: Slater, Jack Icon, Azriel, and MadMan. Not exactly the most likely competitors for the World Title, but on the other hand, they’ve made it this far, right?

Azriel and Slater pair off, while MadMan goes after Icon.

Slater charges at Azriel, who ducks out of the way, and Slater goes crashing headfirst into the turnbuckle! With the Monster from Bayside High dazed, Azriel takes him down and goes for the Diving Headbutt!

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Azriel dumps Slater over the top, eliminating the monster.

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Slater, still dazed from the headbutt, sees the unconscious Nick Grease and mistakes him for his long lost buddy Screech. Slater picks him up, and heads backstage with him.

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A. C. Slater is Eliminated

Meanwhile, MadMan overpowers the older Icon, slamming him repeatedly into the turnbuckle. As Action Jack falls down to the canvas, MadMan poses over him.

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MadMan’s overconfidence turns against him, however, as a groggy Icon manages to land a low-blow on MadMan, taking him down. Icon gets to his feet, and hits the most devastating move in all of caption entertainment!

http://img181.exs.cx/img181/874/hulkhogannwolegdrop5bz.jpg

The crowd begins to cheer for the FTW member, who starts to JACK UP!!!

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/1995/hoganmania9qa.jpg

….unfortunately, he forgot about Azriel, who German Suplexes him from behind.

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/6278/17bmp1rx.jpg

Azriel locks in the Crossface, as MadMan wrenches on him to increase the pressure.

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The Tag Team Champions look like they have things in order, until Icon grabs the ropes. Azriel, being the sport that he is, lets go even though he doesn’t really have to.

Icon gets to his feet as Azriel hits the ropes, and intercepts the charging champ with a double axe handle!

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But as he’s dealing with Azriel, MadMan attacks Icon and clotheslines him over the rope!

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Jack Icon is Eliminated

That just leaves two: the Tag Team Champions, Azriel and MadMan.

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The already-uneasy friendship between the two finally erupts, as they get into each other’s faces, and an intense staredown begins.

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MadMan makes the first move, but Azriel easily reverses his attempted tie-up into a Crossface!

http://img163.exs.cx/img163/1544/stl000803ry.jpg

MadMan escapes the hold, and hits the ropes. He attempts a clothesline, but Azriel reverses it into another Crossface!

http://img163.exs.cx/img163/6312/08w9md.jpg

Azriel lets go of the hold, and MadMan is getting frustrated. He charges at his teammate again, looking for the Goner, but Azriel hits a pancake slam!

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/7492/02bmp4sx.jpg

Azriel tries to help MadMan back up, but the Mad One shoves him off. MadMan grabs the chair that Wils’n had tried to use earlier and sets up for the kill…

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Azriel can’t believe that MadMan wants to take it this far.

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He hesitates, which is just long enough for MadMan to level him with the chair!

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/9112/359yd.jpg

Azriel is down, but MadMan doesn’t let up! He cracks the chair down on his own partner again and again and again, before finally dumping him out of the ring.

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Azriel is Eliminated

WINNER: NEW #1 CONTENDER: MADMAN

MadMan grabs a mic.

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MadMan: I hope you’re watching this, champ! Because what I’m about to do to this sorry bastard is nothing compared to what I’ve got in store for you! TRUST ME….ON THAT!

With that, MadMan steps out of the ring, picks up his agonized partner, and slams him through the announcer’s table!

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The crowd boos MadMan’s sadistic actions, and he revels in it as the show goes off the air.

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[Nowhere Man]

RAW POST-SHOW NOTES:

-Thanks to wearing tape on his ribs, Paul "Savior" Carrington's condition has greatly improved, and he will be cleared to wrestle at Cool Breeze

-Due to MadMan's actions at the end of the Battle Royale, TNA Commissioner The Dude has decided to strip MadMan and Azriel of their Tag Team Championships. An announcement will be made in a few days regarding the future of these belts.

-Azriel suffered three cracked ribs and a dislocated shoulder at the hands of MadMan. He will not be cleared to wrestle at Cool Breeze.

-MVP is currently lying comatose in Kapout Memorial Hospital, and a full-scale investigation is underway to determine the culprit. So far, reports indicate that the assailant did NOT leave the building after the hit-and-run attack.

-After Cool Breeze, TNA Head Booker Nowhere Man/The Dude will be appointing a secondary Booking Committee to help come up with ideas, as well as share the workload. No word yet as to who NM is going to choose

[Impact!]

nice show nm :y:

[LK]

Excellent work NM

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, total heel turn for Madman! But what will this mean for the tag championship?!?!

Find out soon....



Nice show NM! The Title Scene is definitely changing.

[MVP]

Awesome show. :y:

Yes folks, I am taking time off for a little while. There will be updates on MVP-TV.

[Savior]

*Paul sees Triple OG backstage*
Paul: He man you were great in that battle royal.
OG: Aren't you injured?
Paul: Eh my ribs are gravey (fine).
(OG Pokes them a few times)
Paul: Ow stop that!...anyways I got a little Kliq going so far its just me and Vegas. You probably saw us take out that mark Dub? Well I'm offering you a spot.
*pop*
OG: Yeah sure I'll see you later
Paul: Ok I got to address something I'll see ya.
--------------
*Pauls music hits and he appears on the music*
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Paul: Cut the music!...I can't believe this company. A week ago we lost a legend LC. The Second TNA champ Some would say he was the best C-fedder ever! He the Reson for Radds second title reign and cock 2nd and 3rd. He found stars like MVP and Innovator and made them in to main event material!....And now you just want to sweep him under the rug!? That sickens me. LC for you I made the monkeys in the back make a tape for you roll it!

http://music.advertka.ru/gold.mp3
http://angel.ap.teacup.com/youaremyangel/timg/middle_1104828108.jpg
gold
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know

http://www5f.biglobe.ne.jp/~galmania/wwe_i/img/randy_orton02.jpg
you're indestructable
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/4273/kurt8ft.jpg
always believe it,because you are
gold

http://www.wwe-germany.com/assets/images/r2y.jpg
http://www.wwe-germany.com/assets/images/r26y.jpg
I'm sad that you may not return

http://www.wwe.com/inside/title_history/european/images/shane.jpg
you're indestructable,always believe it!
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Paul: Ok I was expecting it to be more hip hop but that was good. LC was not just a legend he was a friend of mine. And friends help friends out, so I'm going to help out LC like I'd help out Vegas or OG! LC I blame your leaving on 3 people Nowhereman, Invisible and Innovator. You pieces of shit!
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Paul (Pissed at boos):...Nowhereman YOU FIRED MY BEST FRIEND and I will get my revenge! Innovator you complained about his promos to nowhereman just because you wanted to end his career for a 2nd time....and invisible you make me sick. You turn your back on LC when he needed you most! at the board meeting you spoke not one word of defence for his career and that makes me sick! You robbed LC of what he loved most and I will do the same to you! Because every time you get a title shot I'll be there to screw you up so you get nothing, and after I see the sparkle for the business taken out of you eye, I WILL END YOUR CAREER!

[Savior]

BTW those were LCs past gimmicks for you keeping score at home.

[SuperSlim]

taped ribs fixing all wounds :rofl:

nice show there NM. I like how that all came together. So what is Azriel and MadMan gonna do?

specially MadMan being #1 contender :eek:

[Innovator]

looks like I have a new <s>jobber</s> opponent, welcome above the glass ceiling MadMan

[Gone Mad]

Good God! Great show, Nowhere, and I'm not saying that just because I got the number one contenders spot. :naughty: Oh, and the MadMan will not go down that easy, InnoWHAT? BTW, read my last promo on that last thread, because I gotta say it is one my favorite promos to date.

My epic sized promo will be up later tonight. And trust me on that. :mad:

[Innovator]

I swear MadMan I've never heard that before.....ever.......

[Gone Mad]

Hey, Mr. Innodater. The Mad One never repeats himself! The Mad One... never... repeats... HIMSELF. SELF... HIM... NEVER.

Quote the Madness... nevermore.



Edit- ....D'OH!

[Innovator]

hehe, this is gonna be fun

[Bazooka]

Awesome show, I must rep around before giving you some (gave you rep at Heat Stroke) The Nobodies are back, and better than ever... stay tuned for more in my next promo - itll include Mahagee but he is not in the Nobodies(for those keeping track). I'll get a promo up later today.

[Nowhere Man]

Backstage, the Roach is talking with the Nobodies.

Roach: Nowhere Man, I'm sure by now you've heard the statement made by Paul "The Wall" Carrington, saying he's going to end your career. What do you have to say about that?

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/9783/crow24db.jpg

Nowhere Man: There is a saying that the fool thinks himself wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. The brash words of--

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/4784/f1435yd.jpg

Wait....Paul said WHAT???

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/8494/f1057ex.jpg

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Roach: NM, this is a serious thing here. Paul is making threats against--

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/4481/f254ln.jpg

Nowhere Man: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

*whew!*

Hey guys! Did ya hear what Paul said?!

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Invisible: No I hadn't.

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/2306/ecw1102qd.jpg

Innovator: What'd he say?

Roach: He said he's going to end Nowhere Man's career.

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/7123/innov11ex7nd.jpg

Innovator: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/9697/bash75gj.jpg

Nowhere Man: Help me up, will ya?

Invisible: Oh man, I think I'm gonna piss myself!

*The morose and somber Nobodies are howling with laughter as we go to commercial*

[LK]

*Backstage Legend Killer is on his cell phone*

LK: Right, well I had better go. Thanks again.

*LK's music hits and he makes his way out to the ring with his IC title*

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/legendkiller.mp3

http://img94.echo.cx/img94/966/061nj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

*He takes a chair into the ring and sits in the centre of the ring with a mic in hand*

http://img94.echo.cx/img94/3898/049wb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: Last night on Raw some events took place that I have to address. I wrestled Rob Roider last night in my first title defence and I am glad to say that the Intercontinental championship is still with the One and Only, Legend Kiler.

http://img80.echo.cx/img80/278/aj17se.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: Now I want the Dude to listen to me about Cool Breaze, which is just coming up. I know that the card hasn't been completed but I just want you to know that I don't care who I face. I'll wrestle Impact Player, I'll wrestle Invisible, Savior, the Dub, Hell I'll give Dark Kane a shot at the title, I don't care. I'll wrestle anyone on this roster. But whoever you select I want that person to know that I went through a lot to win this title. And I'm not about to let it go just like that. I will do everything I can to keep this belt.

http://img80.echo.cx/img80/5011/828yo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: Now Madman, *crowd boos at the mention of Madman* last night you turned on Azriel. In case anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about roll the footage.

*Footage from the Battle Royal shows on the big screen*

Azriel tries to help MadMan back up, but the Mad One shoves him off. MadMan grabs the chair that Wils’n had tried to use earlier and sets up for the kill…

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/5790/rhino8fy.jpg

Azriel can’t believe that MadMan wants to take it this far.

http://img230.exs.cx/img230/2046/095jg.jpg

He hesitates, which is just long enough for MadMan to level him with the chair!

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/9112/359yd.jpg

Azriel is down, but MadMan doesn’t let up! He cracks the chair down on his own partner again and again and again, before finally dumping him out of the ring.

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/9287/49yw.jpg

Azriel is Eliminated

WINNER: NEW #1 CONTENDER: MADMAN

MadMan grabs a mic.

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MadMan: I hope you’re watching this, champ! Because what I’m about to do to this sorry bastard is nothing compared to what I’ve got in store for you! TRUST ME….ON THAT!

With that, MadMan steps out of the ring, picks up his agonized partner, and slams him through the announcer’s table!

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/9190/51bmp6qu.jpg

*Footage stops as the crowd boo with great anger*

http://img179.echo.cx/img179/5230/tna33217nz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: Now Madman, I don't know why but last night you turned on Azriel. I have been trying to figure it out but I can't think why you would turn on Azriel. I guess that only you know why you did what you did and I'm sure that you will tell everyone the reasons for your actions. However I have just been on the phone to Azriel and his doctor. Now Madman, you did a good job on beating him down. His doctor says that he ain't in the best of shape. But Azriel told me to give you a message.

http://img179.echo.cx/img179/5089/tna33181vp.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: What you did on Raw will not go unpunished. Azriel told me to tell you that the people don't call him the Rabid Wolverine for nothing. Madman, I've wrestled Azriel before. I know how intense he is in the ring just as much as anyone. But can you imagine just how dangerous he will be in the state of mind that he is in now. Azriel might not be cleared to wrestle at Cool Breaze but Madman, let me give you a little bit of advice. Watch your back. You better have eyes in the back of your head because I guarantee it. Azriel will get you.

*Crowd pop and they start chanting "Azriel!"*

http://img38.echo.cx/img38/8908/tna33205nm.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: And I would just like to send a message of my own to anyone who thinks they can take my IC title. I'm not hard to find. You want the belt. Come and get it. I'm the future of caption entertainment. Dude, I'll fight anyone anyone. Whoever it is I can tell him that this is my belt and this is my time. If you don't like it then bring it on.

http://img38.echo.cx/img38/3622/tna33234ur.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LK: The future is now!

http://img38.echo.cx/img38/2853/tna33266kt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Crowd: The future is Legend Killer!

[Savior]

NOTICE: I said I was going to end invisibles career.

[James Steele]

Great show NM! I'll try and do a promo before the weekend is up (no desire videos this time either...hopefully :p )

[Gouda]

[After the show... the fans are excitedly talking amongst themselves about the events that have just transpired and what kind of implications it will hold. But just then... A COMPLETELEY UNEXPECTED AND RANDOM TURN OF EVENTS OCCURS!!!]

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/the_guy/cfed/31.jpg

[Out walks a man... but not just ANY man..... .... Ok, I lied. It IS just any man. No one pays attention to him because they think he's just one of the random and unimportant techies.

However... he climbs into the ring.... USING THE STAIRS!!

Still... no one pays attention to this oh so shabby looking figure as they still think he's just a techie... here to take apart the ring. They would soon be proven wrong though as the man reaches into his pocket and produces... THE MICROPHONE OF AMPLIFICATION!!!]

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/the_guy/cfed/micagain.jpg

???: Thank you! Thank you all! Greetings to all my many fans and thank you for that rousing ovation!

Fans: :|

[The camera cuts to JR and The King who are indeed still there for they were consumed by laziness and didn't bother to get up just yet when the show ended.]

http://img197.exs.cx/img197/5096/jimjerry3fs.jpg

The King: What is this JR? Who's that?

JR: I honestly have no clue King... I've never seen him before and I'm pretty darn sure he doesn't work here.

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/the_guy/cfed/kidsing.jpg

???: No no... Please... I want to talk now. I have to ask you to stop chanting my name for a few seconds. Please.

Fans: :|

???: Oh what the hell. I know how excited you are to see the legend himself in person after having to sit through all these other guys! Go ahead and chant my name! I'll even give you a special treat! A pose! Because I'm so generous and nice to my fans!

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/the_guy/cfed/scratch.jpg

[And so the shabby looking man who no one has ever seen before strikes a pose. Well... really all it is is scratching his chin but... to him it is... A POSE OF MAGNIFICIANTOUSALOUS PROPORTIONS!!]

Fans: :| :wtf:

The King: Did he call himself a legend? I've never seen him before...

JR: I think he also put down our whole roster...

The King: Who does this guy think he is?

[The man of mystery once again brings the microphone up to his mouth to speak.]

???: Yes indeed! However, I, your role model and hero who has entertained you for years, have not come out here solely for fun!

The King: Entertained us for years? This is the first time any of us have seen him!

???: You see... I know how much you people love me and wish to be me... and wish to live vicariously through my success. Well I, being the warm and compassionate person I am, have decided to give you that chance! With my... BRAND NEW DVD!!!

[The man reaches into his pocket and produces.... A LARGE FOLDED SIGN!!! Yes indeed folks... this is the kind of action you can only find in TNA.

The man unfolds the sign and holds it up to the crowd.]

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/THE_Guy/cfed/kidman301656.JPG

Fans: :| :?:

The King: He's holding up... a sign... with "DVD" scribbled on it....

[The man displays the sign to all four corners of the crowd before raisng the microphone again.]

???: You can own that very DVD today! It's on sale in the lobby! Buy now before they're gone!

JR: Ladies and gentlemen... no such DVD is on sale in the lobby...and this man does NOT work for the company.

The King: You realize tht the show has gone off the air... no one can hear you anymore.

JR: *Eats some BBQ sauce*

???: Thank you ladies and gentlemen! If you wish you may now continue to chant my name, and the ladies can continue screaming over my ridiculously good looks.

BUCK TEETH!!!]

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/the_guy/cfed/20.jpg

The King: What in the world was THAT all about? Who the heck was that guy?

Fans: :| :wtf: :?: :-\

[McLegend]

It was only a matter of time until Gouda joined

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah..THE CHEESE

just gotta imageshack some pictures up and whatever. THINK I MIGHT DO THAT NOW

[Gouda]

It was only a matter of time until Gouda joined

It's only a matter of time before Gouda runs out of Flock Kidman pictures too. :|

[Nervous Ferret]

pick someone else then

[Nervous Ferret]

JamesSteele: And with JamesSteele interactive coming soon, and I will only improve my status as the greatest VBX champ of all time!

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/3599/50bm.png

reporter #1: James!! James!!! Is it true that you bathe with that VBX title.

JamesSteele: Well, I don't let it out of my sight, so where is it supposed to go? NEXT QUESTION!

reporter #2: Is it true that you were seen inside a Texas Night Club with NCW diva Angelina last night?

JS: Yeah, it's true. Thhat pussy Splaya got a little "tied up" last night, so I took advantage.

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/5906/57sf.png


reporter #1: James, do you have any fear of Splaya or any NCW star?

JS: Do I fear anyone. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif NEXT QUESTION!

reporter #3: How do you feel about the Wils'n situation?

JS: The what?

reporter #3: Wils'n. The ehhh challenged boy, you know, the retard.

JS: WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT QUESTION IS THAT? WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT A JJOBBING RETARD?

reporter #3: So, you have had no contact with Wils'n since he has come to TNA?

JS: FUCK NO. Why would I even waste my time? NEXT QUESTION!

reporter #2: Then what is he doing with your VBX title in the ring right now?

JS: I SAID NEXT QUESTION!!!
.
.
.
....











WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!!!!!!!?

reporter #2: Wils'n. He's in the ring with your VBX title, right now.

JS: WHY I"LL KILL THAT FUCKER!


JamesSteele comes down the entranceway, as Wils'n is gleefully playing in the middle of the ring with JamesSteele's VBX title

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/1479/70xx.jpg

JS: Wils'n you retarded ASSHOLE!! Give me my belt! AND WIPE THAT DROOL OFF YOUR CHIN!!!!

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Wils'n: Jam-...es-St-...eele?

JS: YES THATS MY NAME YOU FUCKING SPASTIC!!! NOW GIVE ME BELT!!! I FUCKING SWEAR, IF THERE IS AN OUNCE OF RETARDNESS I AM GOING TO POUND YOUR FUCKING DISLEXIC ASS THROUGH THAT RING SO HARD!!!

Wils'n: James...Steele? JamesSteele!!!!

JS: MY FUCKING GOD!! YOU CAN SAY MY NAME, BIG WOOP. I AM GOING TO COUNT TO 3, AND IF THAT BELT, ISN'T IN MY HANDS, YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR PRECIOUS RETARDED LITTLE SELF!!!

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Wils'n: Sha-dow. Shadow!! Want to play Shadow?

http://img115.echo.cx/img115/3232/148ju.jpg

JS: HOW IN FUCKING GOD'S NAME DO YOU PLAY SHADOW?

Wils'n: How in feking god's neem dew yew play sha-dow?

JS: what did you just say?

Wils'n: wut did wew hust say?

JS: I get it! You're imitating me!

Wils'n: yes.

JamesSteele gets an idea (rare)
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JS: yes.

Wils'n: yes wut?

JS: yes what?

Wils'n: STOP IT!!!

http://img115.echo.cx/img115/7699/123po.jpg

JS: STOP IT!!!


Wils'n: pweaze stop!

JS: please stop!

Wils'n: waahahahahahahaa!!!!

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JS: wahahahaahahaha CRY MOTHER FUCKER!!! CRY!!! wahahaha!!!

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Wils'n gets an idea (super duper rare)

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Wils'n: I am wetarded

JS: I...AM RETARDED!!!! ahahaah I AM RETARDED!!!

crowd: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

JS: eh, I didn't mean that http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

Wils'n: eh, I widin't mean tat.

JS: NOO

Wils'n: NOO

JS: STOP!!!

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/2142/43wn.png

Wils'n: STOP!!!

JS (thinking): Be cool James, what would be the "smart thing to do"?
...
ok. hehe this will work.

JS: I AM A BIG FAT RETARDED SPASTIC!!!!!!!

Wils'n: YOU, are a bwig fat wetarded spastic!!!

JS: GODASMAMNITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Wils'n: GODAMNIT!!!

JS: ....*sniffle*

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random fan in nosebleed section: THE SONOFABITCH IS CRYING!!!!!!!!

crowd and Wils'n: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif

JS: NO!!! I ehhh have something in my eye!!!!



Wils'n: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif YOU'RE A CRYBABY!!!!!

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JS: STOP IT!!!!!

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JamesSteele runs into the ring, grabs his belt, and runs out of the arena crying the whole time

Wils'n: CRYBABY!!!

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fans begin a chant: CRYBABY!!! CRYBABY!!!! CRYBABY!!!!

fades to black
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ooc: Imageshack is a ferret-hatin-cockblocking doodoohead. Anyway I think I messed up on a few pics, but I have had the written part done for like a week. Another special Wils'n commercial tonight also if I can find the right pics.

[LK]

Welcome to TNA, Gouda

[Nowhere Man]

Tentative Card for Cool Breeze:

World Heavyweight Title: Innovator (c) vs. MadMan

Intercontinental Title: Legendkiller vs. The Dub

VBX Title: James Steele (c) vs. Wils'n

Tag Team Titles: TBA

Also:

Nowhere Man vs. Zack Morris

Hardcore Match: Chuck Jones vs. Triple OG

Update on MVP's condition

Appearances by everyone else on the roster I hadn't booked yet

AND MORE!

[Gone Mad]

**Rob Zombie's "SuperBeast" plays ...**
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the number one contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship..... MADMAN!

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**MadMan comes out to the front to a MASSIVE amount of boos! And Mad is just loving it as he slowly makes his way to the front!**

**Confetti and fireworks soon go off as MadMan finally makes it to the ring, who is now joined by his wife. And now, MadMan has the mic.**
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**Crowd BOOOOOS!!!!**
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MadMan: Oooooh, Madness!! ..How are my Mad Peeps doing tonight?

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...Yeah, boo you! That's the gratitude you give me? You're just like all of those I thought I trusted and STABBED ME in the back! But I don't care, I couldn't care for anyone who dares to disrespect me like anyone of you have. So I don't care, because I've got my title shot now after all the people I had to step on to get here. Paul, Radd, Mahagee, LK, Azriel, Rob E. Dangerous, whoever.. you all are weak, you don't trust anyone, all of that is a sign of WEAKNESS! That is why I am at the top and all of you are NOT!

**MORE BOOS!**
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What? You don't think I should have justified the wrongs and should have let Azriel go with another warning instead? I figure that is why all you Mad-HOLES are upset... He got into my business for the LAST TIME... first VC, then for the IC title, and finally, the world title shot... Third strike and I put him out. Azriel.... I wish you a speedy recovery, because I can't wait to put you out of your misery once... and for all.

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..The Mad One also has to point out that he has got a new main squeeze as you can see. MadWife, tell them abit about yourself ....

MadWife: Ooooh, Maddie. I dig you so much, I am so down with the Madness.

MadMan: Oh, yeah. There you have it. There is my MadWife because she is never gonna be out here in front of you jerkos again! This... is what you ain't ever gonna have, WHOO-WE!

** The crowd is livid at the incredible change in MadMan. **
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MadMan: So, as you know I am the number one contender for Innovator's title by which I earned it on this week's Raw. That's right, EARNED! Remember that word, new kids, EARN. Let me tell you something about destiny and working your way to the top, Mr. Innobater. I've been training and working house shows for years to get a break... HELL, I even did some time in KPW's wrestling school, so I don't know what you had to do, BUCKO, but I EARNED this spot at the top.

Maybe if you show the world what you look like out of the ring, that would give proof that you worked hard because... this is me all the time and I heard from the grapevine that I should see what this Innovator is all about by seeing what he TRULY is ! All the poems, flannel shirts, and Nirvana CDs ain't gonna help you with your destiny, that is, if that destiny is to lose that belt to me and of course, that will come true very shortly. My destiny is to take that title and make you into any one that I scared out of TNA--- I will make you a GONNER !

......Trust me on that.

**MadMan drops the mic and teases the crowd as he leaves with MadWife.**
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**FADE TO black. **

[Big Vic]

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Mendez: How about Grease losing again?
Vic: Whoa where did you come from I thought you were fired!
Mendez: Affrimitive action
Vic: Guess what........................Well I asked the GM for a tag title shot for me and you
Mendez: Me? Why not Icon?
Vic: Hard to find pics of me and him.........
Mendez: So when would it be, at the PPV?
*Vic nods*
Mendez: When is it?
Vic: ummm probably exactly 1 month from now
Mendez: Let me check my shhhedule
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Mendez: This is greases!...Um I think I'm free. I'll see you there.

[Kapoutman]

That was a great show, NM. I guess I'll have to find something for Jack Icon to do. :cool: Promo coming tonight.

[McLegend]

I want to go the thrid page

[McLegend]

I mean second

[McLegend]

I am sorry for spamming

[McLegend]

I Truly am

[McLegend]

I feel like Ferret

2nd page bitches

[McLegend]

College years hits and out walks Zack Morris

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Zack takes the mic and puts his jacket on and starts to talk

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Zack: Well it's passed Raw and I don't have my 1 million. I told nowhere man to pay me, but he hasn't. Well Nowhere come out here and give me the money now.

*Nowhere Man music hits and the crowd goes nuts

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Nowhere man gets in the ring

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*Zack talking to nowhere man

Zack: I see you don't have the money with you Nowere man. So I guess you really are a cheap bastard

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nowhere man doesn't like being called a bastard

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Zack: Nowhere Man I know why you don't wanna pay me it's not because you are cheap it's becasue your scared. Your scared of me, Your scared because you see what I am what I can be, and how you so want to be me, becasue every time you look in the mirror you see a has been c-fedder who time has run it's course. So if you payed me you would of admited to yourself and the world that you were scared of me and Nowhere Man being scared of someone isn't something you see everyday. I mean your Nowhere Man the person who everybody fears. So you being afraid of someone would kill your reputation. I understand completly Nowhere Man So I forgive you for not paying me the money.

Zack is getting tremdous heat from the crowd

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Zack: I relases you from your debt Nowhere Man for let it be known that Zack Morris is Understanding man. I understand your scared and I would never ask you to humialte yourself in front of thw whole world. You Know why Cause Zack Morris is an understanding man.


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Zack laughs a little


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Nowhere Man has had enough

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Drop from Nowhere on Zack

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The crowd is going nuts

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Nowhere man grabs the mic and points to Zack laying on the ground

Nowhere Man: Morris, you are now on the Road to

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Fans: NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!

[Bazooka]

The Nobodies Present, another promo:

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Shery Funnel:"Nowhere Man, Invisible, just yesterday you two proved the Nobodies were a force to be reckoned with when you defeated KPW, what are your thoughts"

Nowhere Man:"Sherry, you basically described our thoughts, need we go into a further explanation?"

Sherry Funnel: "Hehe, well what are your impressions on the Cool Breeze ppv comming up. And NM, you got a match with Zack Morris, what are your impressions on him"

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Nowhere Man:"My impressions, MY impression is that he doesn't impress me much and he'll get the ass kicking he deserves when he steps up to the plate with with the Nowhere Man me. See, there are lines you don't cross with the Nowhere Man and KPW tried to put us TNA guys out in the cold. Well... it didn't go down just like that and last night on Raw, Invis and I proved that KPW are really no force at all, if anything those punks are a farce."

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Invisible"Totally, the Nobodies are an entity like no other and a real force, Innovator; the TNA champion, Nowhere Man, and myself. If you got problems with us, you shouldn't be afraid to let me know. I listened to Paul whine about me stabbing LC in the back but what he fails to realize is that LC was a buisnessman who used people like KPW and myself to get a reaction. But he was a true preformer and I respect him, however Paul is known to start shit with guys in the back to possibly get himself but it comes to no effect. I've had enough talking about him though, he's not on my agenda but what is on my mind is gold, I've been without gold around my waist since I was TNA champion and it's time I get some more."

(Suddenly Mahagee walks in the room)

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Mahagee: "Invisetible, you me make great duo on Raw the other day. Mahagee back to roots with face paint like Nobodies and he respect you alllll. Mahagee want to know if allow him in Nobodies?"

(Invisible and Nowhere Man begin laughing)

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Nowhere Man:"Mahagee, you got talent but the Nobodies are just us three. No more no less."

Mahagee:"Oh I see, Mahagee respect very much anyway, very much. He make special japanese recipe cookie for both you, I make batch for all friends in TNA, please try, please."

(Invisible nods and reaches for a cookie when he sees Big Vic and The Hateman rolling on the floor clenching their stomacks)

Mahagee:"Seeee, they very much enjoy Mahagee cookies"

Invisible:"Right, thanks but no thanks... Later"

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(Invisible and Nowhere Man walk away as Mahagee looks confused)
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OOC: Thanks to Imageshack once again. I also hope you enjoy the new style ive been using for my past few promos if you noticed. Hopefully ill get another promo before the ppv up.

[Kapoutman]

*After his stellar performance in the Raw Battle Royal for the #1 contendership, Jack Icon his headed for the top of TNA! He is headed for immortality! He is headed...off the Cool Breeze card? Poor Jack is backstage trying to get some comfort from an unlikely person.*

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Icon: Cock...I know that you and I are both working in Hollywood, gunning for the same contracts...Why is it that you get more chances than me? I was third in the Battle Royal. That's only two ranks down the winner! With my mainstream celebrity, I should be shooting past those formalities and straight to main-event!

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Icon: I shouldn't even need to qualify! Why is it like that Cock, WHY?!? WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER! ANSWER ME!

*"Action" Jack is interupted by his posse, Big Vic and Mendez. They pull him away before things get too intense.*

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Mendez: Jack, you were talking to a cut-out cardboard. That's why he wasn't answering.

Icon: Nah, you're saying that because you're drunk.

Vic: No Jack, he's right this time. It was a cut-out.

Icon: Wow. I'll put the blame on emotion.

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Icon: Seriously guys, I have a lot of things I gotta get off my chest.

Mendez: Me too, that chicken quesadilla we ate last night didn't go down too well. I drank a lot of Pepto Bismol and...

Icon: I meant that I feel mad. I should've have won that match last night. We're booked for an interview tonight. Let me do the talking, guys.

Mendez: All right. Give me a minute, I have to go "regurgitate", as they say.

*Much later, once everybody is back from the washroom.*

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Mendez: Don't worry Jack, you'll make it through.

Icon: I'm not sure. Your breath makes me want to collapse and have a seizure right here.

Vic (Out of camera): All right Jose, remind me not to let you go on a "Taco Bell" rampage again. The consequences are too much for all of us.

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*BOOOOOOOOOOOOO say the fans*

Icon: All right, if all of you could munch on a hot-dog and shut up right now, it would be nice. I am here to warn everybody in TNA. I may not be on the card to Cool Breeze, but I very well plan to make an appearance. In Hollywood, it is called "keeping your face in the spotlight". Just like that time I tried to make it to the red carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards.

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Icon: What? No I swear I came here with that skank!

Skank: Hey jerk, I don't know you. Get your hands off me. SECURITY!

Icon: Come on? You don't know Jack Icon? The star of Rocky 19 - "Cataract of the Tiger"? Pleeeeeeease!

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Icon: Sure, I got thrown out, but at least I got noticed. That's why I am announcing, LIVE TONIGHT, my plans for Cool Breeze. Hey, I'm an honest guy. It's simple, it is one of three things.

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Icon: One - Mendez, Vic and I do a bed-in in the middle of the entrance ramp until I get a shot at the title. It worked for John and Yoko, why not for FTW? Two - I streak around the arena and ruin the night for everybody until I get what I want, or until my knees give up. I'm sure you guys don't want to know if my ass is as orange as my face. Three - I make a random run-in and beat down somebody until my demands are met. Remember what happened to Gertster. It could happen to anybody in TNA.

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Icon: The choice is up to you, Dude. The apocalypse can come in three different forms. As would say Gozer, whose ass was kicked by my good friend Bill Murray: "Choose and perish".

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Icon: One last thing. I would like to congratulate my partners, Vic and Mendez, for getting a tag title shot on Cool Breeze. What are your thoughts on it, guys?

Vic: F'n fantastic Jack. We'll kick ass no matter who are our opponents.

Mendez: I'll try to get the alcohol out of my system by then...but I'm not promising anything.

*As seen on the TNAtron, NCW star Disturbed 3:16 suddenly rushes in from the crowd and trips on the cables on his way in.*

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Mendez: This is getting too weird for me. I'm about to have a bad trip.

Vic: Now you're doing drugs too?

Icon: Well, Nick did tell me he didn't remember where he put his mush.

[Innovator]

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH

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*The crowd loses it as the TNA World Champ makes his way to the ring*

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Innovator: The road to Cool Breeze has started. Come Cool Breeze, the first man to challenge for my TNA World Title will enter the ring....MadMan *crowd boos* Now MadMan, I know you must be feel a little out of place, seeing as how you're gonna be in the main event and all, but don't worry. I don't want you to lose sleep and worry that you won't be able to hack it in the main event. You don't want to be worried and started copying the style of a pill popping C-FED has been.

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Innovator: You see MadMan, I would have been fine with you wanting a title shot, but you screwed over one of the guys in this business I actually trust...that was a big mistake. You had to go and attack your own partner, Azriel *crowd pops for Azriel* So you think that by attacking Azriel, you've proven yourself to be a main event player. At Cool Breeze, I'll give you a reason to never try and main event again, and you can trust me on that.

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Innovator: The old idea has been what a man lives for is what he puts his heart into. My heart, my being, my soul, is in this TNA World Championship. In order to take this title, the person will have to want it more than I do. I don't want to meet the man who wants the title that much, cause he'd be certifiably crazy, come Cool Breeze, Madman, Welcome to the Terrordome. Quote the TNA World Champion, Nevermore.

[PureHatred]

...HATEMAN HOME MOVIES: THE FINAL EPISODE!!!!

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JR:So what hapened next, Hateman? What were you up to all those years you were gone from c-fedding?

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HateMan: Well, I stopped touring with the Wu. That hip hop lifestyle left me out of shape. And The HateMan takes good care of his physique!

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JR: You don't have to tell me about it....BAHGAWD!

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HateMan: So recently, The HateMan went to the vatican. Those cardinals wanted their new pope to be the holiest there is, the holiest there was, the holiest there ever will be!!! But I turned it down....HateMan loves the ladies....

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JR:.......

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HateMan: They were disappointed, but they liked me so much they gave me an award!!!

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JR: :|

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HateMan: What? You don't believe me??? Ask the FTW..they were there....

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HateMan:..they were there as a part of the first ever Roman Catholic Gay Pride Parade!

JR: :wtf:

HateMan: Hey, would I lie to you??? ;)

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HateMan: So then I joined the Justice League of America....

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JR: NOW HOLD ON JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!!!, THATS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF BBQ SAUCE I'VE EVER HEARD!!! THE WU-TANG CLAN...THE SUPER TERRIFIC POPE AWARD...THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!! WHO ARE YOU KIDDING HATEMAN???!!

HateMan: So you don't believe me?

JR: Um...no....

HateMan: Then believe this, bitch!

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JR: BAHGAWDIMLOCKEDIN THE ILLMATIC THE HATEMANS PATENTED FINISHER MY SPINES NOT MADEOFLEMONMERINGUE!!!

LATER......

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Batman: I can't believe he thought you were lying...

HateMan: Yeah, but I took care of him, HateMan_style!

Wonder Woman: **swoon** :kiss:

Superman: hey, so were you trying to say that the 'Action' jack Icon is gay?

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HateMan: What do you think????

...WILL THE HATEMAN SPEND AN ENTIRE PROMO MAKING FUN OF JACK ICON'S SEXUAL TENDENCIES...TUNE IN AND FIND OUT...SAME HATE TIME..SAME HATE CHANNEL...!!!!

[PureHatred]

Hey, I think I just gave Kapoutman something to do. :D

[Kapoutman]

Now Jack will have to prove his virility. :(

[Savior]

*backstage*
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..........
Paul: Heh I like how you handled Azriel. I hope you defeat Innovator and get us out of this slump.
Stagehand: Ready for your interview Paul?
Madman: I'll see you later.
P: cya
"Interview"
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Paul: It seems like I'm hearing the same shit. "Nobodies are the main force in TNA". Why because they beat MVP and some bum? Every month some new stable in the main force then the next month the next month you won't hear from them again....and I'll make sure that happens.

See Invisible you can joke around, eat cookies, and talk about gold you won't win- Do that, think I'm not a threat to you It'll make it so much easier for me to beat you down....again. Just like the cage match we had a year ago. you fans can lie Nobodies are the best in TNA. I am the best in TNA. HOWEVER I am so under rated it sickens me! I beat Invisble I beat Innovator. Hell he wouldn't even be here if I didn't bring him in to TRU! And at short changed Nowhereman would have lost if I didn't carry the team and pin Radd and Innovator, again!....

But you three bitches still can't take me seriously, ok after this show "the love lounge" I show you how serious I can be.

[Azriel]

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Roach: Outsider, all the TNA fans are wondering the status of Azriel's condition.

Outsider: He is in real bad shape Roach. This is the worst he's ever been in.

Roach: So, is what LK said true? Will we see an appearance by the Wolverine at Cool Breeze?

Outsider: Highly unlikely Roach; however, he should be in fairly good shape after the PPV. Madman is a marked man Roach. I've never seen him so mad. He's been cursing so much profanity it would make Reagan from The Exorcist blush. When he comes back, Madman better run for his life because Azriel has sworn revenge. Madman took away his shot at the World Title. Madman did not earn it in the slightest. But I think the thing that really drove him off the cliff was losing those tag titles. That was the longest title run he has ever had in this company Roach. Oh, and he had a message for the Dude. Azriel believes because of Madman's actions, he demands restitution. He wants Dude to grant him number one contender for the World Title after Cool Breeze. I think that's only fair, right Roach?

[Savior]

Yeah how long was that run?

[Savior]

Can some one make a pic of me vegas and OG inside a room and then one in the arena?

[Gone Mad]

** MadMan is seen in the back with... ROB E. DANGEROUS?! **
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MadMan: This better be good, Rob. It's enough that Innovator thinks I can't handle the main event, but you--- I told you, I don't want your damn endorsement!

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Dangerous: Oh, this is for good reason. Not only will you show those naysayers that at Cool Breeze, that why you are the main event, but also that the MadMan will become the next TNA World Heavyweight Champ. And I want to help, so will you trust me this one last time, because I guarantee you... on the soul of my mother.... I will make you the next champ and at that, the MOST GREATEST champ ever.

MadMan: I will not trust you... but you can do what you want to ensure I will be the next champ but... BUT.. I don't want you around me all the time with all of your crap! Got me? I've gotta go....

Holy CRAP!

**MadMan just catches a sight of what looks like... it is!**

**THE NOBODIES!!!***
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MadMan: WHOA! You guys look HOORRIBBLE with... or without the makeup! Oh, Madness! And Innovator... looks like the only thing you EVER was an innovator of was bad hair. God, it's looks like the 70's just crawled on your head... AND DIED!

Well, don't worry, you little Mad-Holes, I'll fix you up as only the Mad One can---

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** GONNER !! GONNER !! AFTER GONNER!! Each member of the "Nobodies gets his own beating. **
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MadMan: I've seen Terrordome, and I fear it not. Madness is the place you should and WILL fear it. .....Quote the MadMan..... trust me on that.

**fade to BLACK**

[Gone Mad]

Oh, and expect a Slater promo later this weekend. And all I gotta say about that one is....

MERCI! :love::love:

[James Steele]

*The scene opens up with a packed TNA arena as "My World" By Metallica begins to blare through the speakers as James Steele steps through the curtain to a chorus "Crybaby" chants. James Steele has a dead expression on his face as he slowly walks to the ring staring straight forward still without any emotion in his eyes. James Steele uses the steps and gets into the ring. He grabs a mic and looks up as he begins to talk*

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James Steele: You know, when I signed with this company... I never thought I would be forced to defend my title against a mentally crippled thing people call "a special human being".

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I never though I would have to play stupid mind games with a child with a beard. I never thought I would have to beat the shit out of a retard. I never thought I would have to defend my VBX Championship in a "Handicapped Parking Space Brawl" at Cool Breeze. Why? Why must you stunt my undeniable growth into the biggest name in the industry. I should be facing Innovator at Cool Breeze. I SHOULD BE THE NEXT WORLD CHAMPION. However, MadMan shall be successful against "Grunge Boy" and then I will get my rightful spot as Number One contender, not some "I got a boo-boo" bitch named Azriel.

This is the official notice to everyone. I am tired of waiting. I am tired of the games. Beginning tonight, I will stop at nothing to reach MY DESTINY. To obtain MY PLACE among the wrestling gods.

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So if at Cool Breeze, I have to do one of the most socially unacceptable things to obtain my rightful place... then so be it. However, how do you guys in the offices feel that you are leading a retarded lamb to the slaughterhouse. I guarantee you that Wils'n will be annihilated and whether or not he can understand it. That retarded bastard will recieve shock therapy. I will shock him with everything I got. I will break that bitch's neck. I will shatter his legs. I will crack his ribs, and I will leave him limp in a bloody pool of despair.'

This VBX Title is the only thing I have in my life. I have had the love of my life leave me because of this. I don't get to see my daughter because of this. You think I am going to let some half-wit cripple take this away from me? Is that what you fuckers in the crowd think? Huh? You want the asshole to get beat by the adorable child-like hero? Well, its not going to happen. I refuse to stop now. I refuse to be cut off. I refuse to be beaten. I am the only man in TNA champion who can say he has NEVER been pinned or forced to submit. I am the ONLY TNA Champion to say that he has NEVER been beaten one-on-one. I have been in a match with the number one contender...and he didn't beat me. I have been in matches from the bottom to the top. I have wrestled the biggest of names and smallest of names. The fact remains that I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN! You think a naive little cunt can stop the one man revolution...the one man apocolypse, the one man wrestling machine?

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Understand this, Cool Breeze will be the slaughter of the innocent... the resurrection of an ungodly force. Cool Breese will be the rise of the real James Steele and the fall of Wils'n. You came from NCW, but I will show you and the rest of the world just what the hell ture torture truly is. I will make all who see it weep. I will make all who see it beg for it to stop. You will be a casualty in a war for the ages. The war I wage upon all. James Steele versus the world begins at Cool Breeze...

*James Steele drops the mic and the scene fades to black*

[Nervous Ferret]

scene opens in a schweaty gym where "Royal" Roy Thatcher has taken Wils'n to train mentally, and physically for the wonderous JamesSteele.


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Thatcher enters the ring

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Thatcher: Okay Wils'n. JamesSteele is nothing like you've ever faced in your life. He is a nasty, sadistic, grumpy little man. And he will wreck you into pieces if you do not follow my instructions carefully.

Wils'n: Whut.

Thatcher: Wils'n. PAY ATTENTION! JamesSteele will wreck you if you don't listen to me!

Wils'n: Who?

Thatcher: JamesSteele. And STOP PLAYING WITH THE BUGS!!!

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Wils'n: who?


Thatcher: JAMESSTEELE!! The CRYBABY!!! RING ANY BELLS? ANY BELLS AT ALL.?

Wilsn': Nope.

Thatcher: You have no clue who JamesSteele is?

Wils'n: nun.

Thatcher: No idea at all?

Wils'n: nep?

Thatcher: was that a "no"? Or was that a "yep"?

Wils'n: nope.


Thatcher: okay Wils'n. You're telling me you have never, ever, EVER heard, of JamesSteele?

Wils'n: nope.

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Thatcher: My fucking god.





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man with mullet: Hey what's going on here?

Thatcher: Ohhh nothing. Just training the young boy for his big match.

Wils'n: Misterrrrrr Thatcher!!!!

Thatcher: Not now Wils'n! Well sir, what's your buisness?

man with mullet: Ohh just checking in on the gym. You don't mind if I just sit here and study and learn all of Wils'n's basic moves and skills do you?

Thatcher: Of course not chap! Make yourself at home!

Now what was it that you wanted Mr. Wils'n?

Wils'n: Whud are you doing talking to JamesSteele?

Thatcher: Don't be silly Wils'n. That's not JamesSteele. Thats just a mullet-sporting gym attendant.

man-with-mullet: That boy must be retarded sir. I mean any plain idiot can tell I'm just a sweaty gym attendant.

The mullet slowly sides off the attendants head to reveal the face of none other than, JamesSteele

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Thatcher: Get out of here you lousy prick!!! We've got work to do.

JamesSteele: Wils'n!!! If I didn't have to leave to go to my therapy class right now, I WOULD SO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!

Wils'n: Who are you?

JamesSteele: ljshfrsafg!!!!!

Steele leaves the gym with immense anger.

Thatcher: How? I don't-? It doesn't make any sense. You didn't know-. But then you recognized him with-. Oww...Brain freeze.

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Wils'n: I get those alll the time.

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[James Steele]

:lol:

This is some of the best material I have had to work with yet.

*Heads to anger therapy meeting*

[Nervous Ferret]

from TNA Heat Stroke thread:

*Begin Promo....*

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Voice-over: "In the future, the world is at peace. Man and nature have finally become one.

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"In the future, all of mankind will owe everything they have to one person."

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"YOU owe everything YOU have today to one man. His name: TS6."

*Scene changes to show TS6 in a Sean O'Haire type of promo*

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TS6: "Hi. I'm TS6. Please, don't be afraid of me. Yes, it's true that I am a cybernetic killing machine from the future, and yes I have been sent back in time to kill you all, but as humans, you must believe that I can change. ....it's in your programing."

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TS6: "Two years ago, I died from a terrible disease. My family wanted my body to survive until a day when the disease could be cured. I was frozen in ice... Sadly, your human mortality is very much terminal. It wasn't until the cyborg wars of 2047 that I would be released, and even then it was in my current android form."

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TS6: "My initial protocol was to destroy all living humans who remained on Earth. To destroy each of you may have been something I would have felt uneasy about in life...but........

Since then, I've been sent to your time to destroy the source of your life. Our goal to eliminate inefficiency thoughout time is an everlasting struggle that will never end."

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TS6: "You may want to believe that I've changed. I may have turned against my creators. I may protect your children as they sleep. It may be comforting to believe this, because I haven't killed you yet. Believe me when I say that it is true...."

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TS6: "But have no doubts when I say that I will tear the very flesh from your children's bones. I am of a superior race and I will command you like a GOD!

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*Promo ends with the screen switching imediately to static.*
Some info

Name: TS6
Gimmick: Completely insane.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225
Hometown: St. Louis, MO
Alignment: Heel

welcome aboard Tucson

[PureHatred]

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm Chet U. Betcha....

...And I'm Amanda Kissnhugg...

...and welcome to tonight's World News Express Now! Our lead story is the shocking revelation made earlier in the week by TNA Superstar The HateMan that C-Fed legend and Hollywood legend 'Action' Jack Icon is, indeed, a raging fag. We contacted many of Jack's contemporaries to see if they ever suspected the legend...

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Macho Man: No shit he's gay. Who do you think bought me this outfit? OHHH YEEEAHHHH!

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/250/bret1711qi.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

...but we go back live via satellite to The HateMan for further commentary. HateMan, please tell the audience how you knew that Jack icon was, pardon my French, a cock wrangler?

HateMan: Sure thing, Chet. Let's take a look back at his career....

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.....Here is in in 1981, working for All-American Captioning. Just look at that outfit!

Chet: To be fair, don't captioners often wear outlandish costumes.

HateMan: These are his street clothes. Now, this is early in his career, so Jack was just learning to be able to wrestle and fill his mouth with dick at the same time.

http://img226.echo.cx/img226/4480/hulk21yn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

He then began captioning up north, where he tried to get over as a chef. But this character confused the fans as he would go and spend 10 to 15 minutes just swallowing kielbasa and sucking the cream filling out of twinkies.

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Eventually, however, 'the Jackster' became famous. How famous?

Well, late in 1985, drunk on his own superstardom, Jack traveled the road with an outrageous entourage of 400 dicks. Some critics called it overkill, but for a lucky capacity crowd in Minnesota, they called it, "Good practice for when all 30,286 needed to put our dicks in there!" This event completely restructured Minnesota fire codes as we know them.

Jack would use his 'creative control' clause to create this:

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HIs first ever PPV, it would've been a financial succes. But viewers demanded their money back when the main event ended suddenly when Jack tried to 'snuggle the HeartBreak Kid. So, in 1989, Jack Icon was fired.

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/1307/11queer1bg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

For a while, he got along fine, doing television and whatnot. And of course, releasing a rock album entitled: Fill Jack's Mouth With Your Penis, So He Can ROCK IT With Saliva!

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Eventually the Icon went down south, where he formed the revolutionary FTW. This would be a turning point for Jack as he was even more famous than ever he ever ever was. Ever. Of course this meant even more 'creative control.' They let him book their next PPV, Halloween Havoc.

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His version of the PPV did surprisingly well, considering the main event was Icon himself in a gimmick match against Gay Skeletor. Because of the great buy rate, they let him book another PPV...

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...and another...

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...and another...

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..but finally the fans got damn sick of tired of the same FTW antics and general queerness. The ratings were in the shitter and buy rates were at an all time low. So when Icon presented the next PPV, Bash at the Beach:

http://img49.echo.cx/img49/6549/wcwbashatthebeach9xy.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

And the main event was a 30-Man Game of Naked Twister..well, fans turned off for good. The company closed. And the Icon was temporarily forgotten.
:(

He went to Japan for a while, where he was still famous enough to do porno cartoons. His first feature, Penis Squid Danger Gigantor was a great success, and the mayor of Japan himself added his penis to what Japan was now calling, "Best Mouth Ever, for Dick."

And you know the rest of the story. Icon eventually came back, made his big return to captioning, and i now touting hismelf as the man who saved the industry, when really, it was his own lust for cock that nearly killed off the business before it had a chance.

http://img11.echo.cx/img11/4468/newscasters9eh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Chet: Wow. What a story. And now I wonder, how on earth could we have all been so blind to his gayness..er, homo....ahr, faggotry..whatever. How could we not have known.

Amanda: Indeed.

LATER...

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Jim: HateMan, now that you 'out-ed' Jack icon, don't you think the rest of the FTW are going to come after us??!!

HateMan: Got it covered....

THE HATEMAN IS OUTNUMBERED!!!!! OR IS HE??!!?? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!!

[LK]

Welcome to TNA tuscon

[LK]

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King: We have just heard from the Dude that at TNA Cool Breaze, at least three championship matches will be take place. Innovator will face Madman for the World title and James Steele is going to be defending his VBX title against Wils'n.

JR: And the Intercontinental title will be on the line when Legend Killer go's one on one with the Dub. Now we will send it to the back to Scott Johnson who is outside LK's locker room.

http://img194.echo.cx/img194/1761/scotthudson5rk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

SJ: Thanks JR, I am outside LK's locker room and I am going to try and get the thoughts of LK on his match with the Dub.

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SJ: LK, the card for TNA Cool Breaze has been announced and you will be defending your IC title against a former holder of that title, the Dub. What are your thoughts on your opponent?

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LK: To be quite honest Scott, I suspected that the Dub would my opponent. Very few are on a better roll than the Dub. He had a great series of matches with Paul which ended with the Dub nearly ending Paul's career and he probably would have had it not been for that miracle cure. The Dub is a former Intercontinental champion. You don't win this belt if you haven't got some talent so I anticipate another tough match.

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SJ: So are you confident that you will retain your title at Cool Breaze?

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LK: Am I confident? Scott, I won this title after going through Azriel, Madman, Paul, LC and Zach Morris. I was successful in my first title defence against Rob Roider. I have done a lot to be Intercontinental champion. And I am not interested in losing it just now. Dub, you have been IC champ. You know how it feels to hold the title and I think that you want to have that feeling one more time. But I'm afriad that at Cool Breaze, this title is staying with me.

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LK: Dub, this is my time. I told the Dude a few days ago that I didn't care about who I faced at Cool Breaze. I will go through anyone to keep this title. I will do whatever I can to keep this championship in my camp. I have just one question for you Dub. Have you got that same desire to be champion? I'm not sure if you do. I guess that we will just have to wait and see. Anymore questions, Scott?

SJ: I don't think so champ, good luck at Cool Breaze.

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LK: Dub. I will see you at Cool Breaze

[MVP]

WOW, some pretty kickass RP's. I will have some this week to make up for my lack there of last week.

[Savior]

Ewww Jack.

[tucsonspeed6]

Promo Again.


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Voice-over: "In the future, the world is at peace. Man and nature have finally become one.

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/3599/naturelotus29wd.jpg

"In the future, all of mankind will owe everything they have to one person."

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/608/dork2hd.jpg

"YOU owe everything YOU have today to one man. His name: TS6."

*Scene changes to show TS6 in a Sean O'Haire type of promo*

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TS6: "Hi. I'm TS6. Please, don't be afraid of me. Yes, it's true that I am a cybernetic killing machine from the future, and yes I have been sent back in time to kill you all, but as humans, you must believe that I can change. ....it's in your programing."

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/3301/2003046a7lb.png

TS6: "Two years ago, I died from a terrible disease. My family wanted my body to survive until a day when the disease could be cured. I was frozen in ice... Sadly, your human mortality is very much terminal. It wasn't until the cyborg wars of 2047 that I would be released, and even then it was in my current android form."

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/9251/infrared5pf.jpg

TS6: "My initial protocol was to destroy all living humans who remained on Earth. To destroy each of you may have been something I would have felt uneasy about in life...but........

Since then, I've been sent to your time to destroy the source of your life. Our goal to eliminate inefficiency thoughout time is an everlasting struggle that will never end."

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/4807/150aj.jpg

TS6: "You may want to believe that I've changed. I may have turned against my creators. I may protect your children as they sleep. It may be comforting to believe this, because I haven't killed you yet. Believe me when I say that it is true...."

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/2615/160ss.jpg

TS6: "But have no doubts when I say that I will tear the very flesh from your children's bones. I am of a superior race and I will command you like a GOD!

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*Promo ends with the screen switching imediately to static.*

[tucsonspeed6]

BTW, I got a question in the other thread about this.... My character's basically a Shawn Stasiak type character. I'm gonna see if it'll work. If not, at least I'll have fun with it.

[PDD]

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At Cool Breeze, be prepared to be swept away.

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Madman: A rampaging challenger who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, the TNA championship!

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Innovator: A newly crowned champion who is determined to long live his fate.

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These two will give everything they got but only one man leaves TNA champion.

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Comming soon.

[MVP]

Our Hero - Mike Vincent Parsons


MVP tribute - You Start the Fire

Well, I'm burning inside
With a soul that's on fire
Maybe too hot for the the touch
But baby, feel my desire


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For as long as anyone can remember, the name Mike Vincent Parsons and Wrestling have been synonomous


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He's won countless matches and championships


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And won people's hearts all around the world


You start a fire in me
You are the air I breathe
Watching the flames burn high
Feel my desire, feel my desire
You start the fire


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He took TNA by storm and fought his way to the top


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By outwrestling his competition


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Including the very best of the best, so that one day HE would be that person


You turn the keys
That drive the wings higher
Driving too close to the sun
Baby, I'm dripping with desire


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He's a former VBulletin Champion


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Intercontinental Champion


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Tag Team Champion


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Forum Frenzy Winner


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And Champion of the World


Start a fire in me
You are the air I breathe
Watching the flames burn higher and higher
Feel my desire
You start the fire


...all that aside, tragedy struck in the form of a speeding automobile


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All efforts made to revive him have failed, and now he's comatose


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Fans were devastated to see such a disaster


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But the MVPeons have united and rallied to keep MVP and his legacy alive.


There's no letting go
Never, ever run away
We'll walk into the darkest of nights
And baby, you light my way


Their hearts go out to our hero, the King of Captions, Mike Vincent Parsons


http://img89.echo.cx/img89/1365/mvp8gm.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)

Pull through champ...



You start the fire
You start the fire
Burning inside
Burning inside
You start the fire...





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18% of MVPeons gathered in a vigil outside MVP's hospital.

[MVP]

If you play the song backwards there's a subliminal message...

"Vote MVP for King of the C-Fed 2005"

[Gone Mad]

-- KoRn's "Another brick in the wall" plays as Slater makes his way to the ring! Though he isn't alone... --
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--Slater with the mic--
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Slater: Hello, I wanted to talk about one thing. Raw I could have won the battle royal thing but Screech... ok, this guy followed me and I don't kno--

-- Slater's friend has the mic --
http://img108.echo.cx/img108/3746/bearer9om.jpg
Friend: Buena sera! Allah Mohamed Ali, molto bene, che' sei un molto macho ragazzo! Yo sei il Padrino della Morte, no sei que un Daivari, y no sei que Banana Republic---Buena sera, senoir SLATER!!

Slater: .........

Friend: Come stai, Antonio? Bueno? Tuti-tuti? No capsico? Bah, stamboli.

Slater: :wtf:

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Friend: Ah, TNA... molta ragazza che adora monstoro de Bayside, perche e un sexy bastardo! Chi! Yo--

-- All of a sudden, a theme similar to Mohammed Hassan's plays.. --
AYYAAAAYYAAHHHEEEEEYAHHEEEyeahaaa---





SHUT YO' MOUTH!
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NesKwik: NES-KWIK is in the aisles, BIOTCH 2005! YO, The hell yo' crazy caca- heads talkin' PERROS?! Jezza, I hated all those who don't speak correctizied Englaterra... yo.

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Slater: ........ :nono:

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Friend: Chi,chi. Io entenda, entendai molti, amico. Pero, e pero, io lo sai que ... molto piccolo sui... testi? no capsico, no capsico!

Nes-Kwik: ..I ain't no Cartoon Nework and I ain't no Piccolo Dragon Ball Z! I am.. wait a MinuteMaid, ain't I suppose to be dead?

Friend: Chi, es morte, mi amico. No capisce que pasa en il mundo de lucha.

Slater: ..................................
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Friend: Buena, Slater-son, nandato esogare MONSTERU OF BAYSIDE HIGH-ESENCHU. Nes-Kwik-san, domo arigato... Mr... ROBOTO..

Nes-Kwik: Guh?

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Slater: DAMN IT!! THAT'S IT!! :rant: :mad: :drool: TIME TO DIE, MR. TUTTLE!! :-\ :yes: :foc:

Friend: Oh, mierda!

NesKwik: ...Tuttle???

-- Two minutes later....--
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Friend: OOOOOOH DIOS MIO! Nonna dig il hombre del locura!! OATMEAL!!!

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NesKwik: Yeah, we sure showed that guy who made abso no sense, Perro. Thanks to you... since all that is fixed, I can now die in peac---

-- GREETINGS FROM BAYSIDE HIGH'D!!!! NesKwik officially dies this time.--
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Slater: ....Wow. I have no idea what's going on. I'M GOING HOME NOW! LATER, FANS! :) :| :rant: :eek: :heart: :wavesad:

-------------------
78% have no clue what the hell all that was. The other 22% just liked to be noticed.

[McLegend]

Mr. Tuttle :rofl:

[Nowhere Man]

God, I love Slater's promos. You have no idea what's going to be in them, but you can always rest assured it will make no sense whatsoever.

[Bazooka]

Nobodies Promo:





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Invisible:"Man, what the hell was Madman thinking? Those dudes looked nothing like us, and he can play his piteous dressup games all he wants, as he knows the Nobodies can't be touched."

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Nowhere Man:"Yeah, who were those punks he gonnered anyway because I didn't realize Madman hung out with the cast fro Queer as Folk. Shows you never really know someone until you know their deepest secret."

(Big POP)

Invisible:"I believe it was the Moldy Brew but I can't be so definate. What is evident is that the gonner is the most pathetic looking move these eyes have ever seen. Madman, you think you're at top tier, at the height of your career but what you fail to realize is that everyone kindred with the Nobodies has been TNA World Champion. Cool Breeze is just a taste of what you'll never have or be. You got nothing on Innovator, bitch."

(Monster POP with a Nobodies chant beginning)

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Innovator is shown sitting on the floor

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Innovator:"Couldn't help but over hear but it was undeniably clear. It's similar to this; Madman is the beast that is fed to the warrior, they battle for the ultimate prize, salvation. In this case there is no salvation, the only prize is my TNA Championship and in my battlefield there is only one weapon of choice and it isn't the Gonner, it's the Last fuckin Exit. See it goes down like this, Madman chooses a victim that's vulnerable at one point and he elucidates his true beast nature. While he's doing this, the warrior sits back, watches and waits for the moment when the enemy attacks. At Cool Breeze it will be that time, and in the end Innovator slaughters the Madman and leave Cool Breeze still the TNA World Champion. Quote the Innovator, NEVERMORE!!!"

(MEGA POP as the segment comes to an end)

[Savior]

Madman is getting triple teamed in promos :(

[Kapoutman]

*Let's join those funny guys, FTW, LIVE! from their locker room.*

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Icon: Holy crap it hurts! They were....at least 15 against me!

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Vic: Damn Jack, what happened?

Icon: It is all because of The Hateman! His declarations caused a bunch of extreme-right activists to beat me down in the alley behind the arena! Let's go back there! We can take them!

Vic: We can't man.

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Icon: Why is that?

Vic: Mendez is sleeping in his own vomit.

Icon: Then I guess we can do the next best thing. Let's search for The Hateman and make him regret the day he called me a fag!

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Vic: Why Jack, are you saying you're a homophobe?

Icon: Me? Of course not! I'd love to be gay, but it isn't the case. It's just that The Hateman is using all of these tactics as a distraction from my quest to the TNA World Championship.

Vic: You said the same thing when Roger Ebert said that you were "a disgrace to everything ever shown on the silver screen".

Icon: Yeah I know. That idiot was trying to stop me from winning a Golden Globe for "The 3 Ninjas meet the 3 Stooges at Mega Mountain".

*On these words, the search for Bret "The Hateman" Hart starts...*

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Icon: I could have sworn his locker room was somehere around here. All I see is a beer stand.

Vic: How can you be so sure it was here?

Icon: I asked Mendez before leaving "Do you know where's The Hateman locker room". He seemed to be pretty convinced.

Vic: I bet he understood "Do you know where is the Ale-man's Rocker Booze".

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Icon: All right man. I think I got a better idea. I take this shovel, you take the crowbar, and we RIP HIS HEAD OFF.

Vic: This is becoming a running gag, don't you think?

Icon: All right. Let's just hide by his car in the parking lot, and break his leg whenever he appears.

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Icon: All right, let me climb that fence, I'll hang on a beam on the ceiling, and drop on him, SPIDERMAN STYLE, whenever he gets here.

Vic: I'll grab the fence and act angry. Maybe he'll think I'm a lion or something. It might distract him.

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Icon: Doesn't work. I think I might need a new hip.

Vic: Let's stop this.

Icon: Yeah. We'll just rip his tires. I think he'll get the message.

Vic: Yeah. No need to get too violent after all.

[McLegend]

LOL

Especially where Jack Icon said "he would love to be gay"

:lol:

[Kapoutman]

Thanks. :kiss:

[LK]

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Icon: All right man. I think I got a better idea. I take this shovel, you take the crowbar, and we RIP HIS HEAD OFF.

Vic: This is becoming a running gag, don't you think?

Icon: All right. Let's just hide by his car in the parking lot, and break his leg whenever he appears.

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Icon: All right, let me climb that fence, I'll hang on a beam on the ceiling, and drop on him, SPIDERMAN STYLE, whenever he gets here.

Vic: I'll grab the fence and act angry. Maybe he'll think I'm a lion or something. It might distract him.

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Icon: Doesn't work. I think I might need a new hip.

Vic: Let's stop this.

Icon: Yeah. We'll just rip his tires. I think he'll get the message.

Vic: Yeah. No need to get too violent after all.

This whole bit = :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:

[The Dub]

The Roach is kicking it live with an interview with The Dub.

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Roach:What's happenin' Dub? I know you must be happy to receive an Intercontinental Title shot against LK at Cool Breeze. This will be the first-ever meeting between the two of you. LK has already spoken about defending the title against you. Your thoughts on this first-ever confrontation.

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Dub:Roach, I said a long time ago when I made my return to TNA that I would once again achieve championship gold. Now I have my opportunity and I will damn sure make the best of it.

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Roach:I dig, I dig. LK seems to have much respect for you. He realizes that you have great momentum right now, but he says he's leaving with the belt.

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Dub:Say what? LK better enjoy his reign while he can, because at Cool Breeze, you are looking at the two-time IC champ. I couldn't help but notice the LSU shirt and chair.

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Roach: Well, I like LSU.

J.R.: Well, I'm an Oklahoma fan myself.

Roach: Remember the Sugar Bowl when LSU beat Oklahoma?

J.R.: Come on, LSU had homefield advantage!

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Dub:Would the two of you shut up? This interview ain't about LSU or Oklahoma or last year's Sugar Bowl. This is about The Dub regaining the Intercontinental Championship.

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Roach:My bad, Dub. It's just that J.R.'s still bitter about that. Anyway, back to the interview. Were you surprised to see Paul Carrington at RAW?

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Dub: Didn't I just tell you what this interview is about? No one gives a damn about Paul Carrington. Then again, I do have something to say about that. Vegas couldn't get the job done on his own and Paul was trying to be the hero and once again, made an ass of himself. Any more questions?

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Roach:Yeah, just one more. How do you prepare for a match against someone you've never faced and someone with the style of LK? And can you give a prediction of what we can expect to see at Cool Breeze?

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Dub: That was two questions, Roach. My time is very valuable. I said one question! I like you Roach, so I'll answer both. I prepare for ham-and-eggers like LK by just showing up. I don't need no damn scouting reports and I don't need to watch no tapes. I show up, kick his ass, and walk away the two-time IC champ. Damn, I just answered your second question. This interview is over.

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Roach:Thank you for your time and I'll be looking forward to you and LK at Cool Breeze.

[Johnny Vegas]

**Cameras catch Johnny Vegas backstage with Viva**

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Vegas: Baby, i told you i'm sorry a-ight?! Things slip up...like remember that time you put cheese on my sandwich and i said "NO CHEESE"..or how you put TOO much jelly on my PB&J sandwiches and shit....see, no one is perfect!! Now i felt good with beatin Dub's tighty whitey ass, so im feeling quite good..but damn to my boy Savior **crowd pops noticeably loud** needs to put some gum on his shoes or something...

**crowd laughs**

Vegas: now come on baby, what do you say tonight, me and you celebrate me and Savior "savin" that nigga from a lethal death and make our OWN sandwiches.. :naughty:

Viva: Ok..ok...i see you are sorry...besides, i am a lil frisky tonight anyways.. ;)

Vegas: :drool: ......Alright, so let me get my things and we can......

**Trish "T&A" Status comes over and gets in Viva's face**

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Status: Viva, if you can't handle a REAL man in Johnny V., why dont you just backdown and let me take charge...because a REAL man needs a REAL women...not a whore, not a slut, not a trick, a REAL woman!! Besides...its not like i haven't visited J. VEGAS before...

**crowd is shocked with ooooohs as Viva is about to attack Status but Vegas barricades her**

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Vegas: Wait, wait, hol up bitch, you aint never visited this female tourist trap!! :shifty:

**crowd pops**

Baby, you better not listen to this smut!! It's me and you all the way, now lets get outta here before you 187 this slut-whore!!

**Viva stares down Status and does none other than...**

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Viva: Just remember, i am capable of any thing bitch!!1 So DO NOT try me!! C'mon baby (Vegas lol )!!

**Crowd goes a-wall over what they have just witnessed as Viva and Status leave the scene**

Vegas: :yes: .... :cool:

[Big Vic]

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Vic: Look what I found!

Jack: Menedez?

Vic: No spray paint

Jack: Cool spary something on his car

Vic: Ok what should I write

Jack: WHAT?

........

Vic: there we go

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Jack:Mendez get outta the road your gonna blocking traffic!

[Gone Mad]

FINALLY, A SOMEBODY PROMOS:

**MadMan appears on the screen and instantly everyone BOOS!**
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MadMan: Oh, hello. The Mad One here. And yes, it is only ME. I won't resort to having my GANG or POSSE or BITCH CREW punk out only one guy. But... Nobodies... I see why you have to gang up on ONE guy. This one guy... is the Mad One.

You fear the insanity, the rage I bring to the ring... I don't bring poetry to the ring or to the toilet or wherever it is you go do your little deals. I speak with my actions, not with a composition book. I was the bully in school, and you... you guys are those goth, nerdy kids that I enjoyed beating up. I craved on it! Look at you... resorting to childish antics, talkng about me finding the guys from "Queer as Folk". OOOOriginal. Making fun of someone you know NOTHING about with something you know absolutely everything... about.

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You wanna know secrets about me? Just know... Nobodies... Innovator... none of you will last, it all resembles what I went through. I had a crew too... and.... they got in my way and ruined everything I worked for. I made them pay. I made them.... bleed. I made them.... NOTHING.

Just know now, I am the REAL DEAL and that I am like everyone else that steps into the TNA arena and gives their all and their heart and soul... only I am do it MUCH BETTER! Innovator, those guys I GONNERED... those KISS-looking freaks... that is what will happen to you and your freaky friends... and you will return to what you were back when you were in school..... NOTHING!

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.....I'll be waiting for your childish response. Trust the MadMan on that.

THIS MESSAGE WAS APPROVED BY ROB E. DANGEROUS:
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Dangerous: Trust him.. he WILL be your next TNA champion!

[Gouda]

I've been meaning to do another post to actually explain my character more but haven't had the time...

Probably won't until past the 27th.

[Nowhere Man]

"Purple Haze" hits, and the crowd goes nuts, because it's finally time for another edition of...

THE DUDE'S LOVE LOUNGE!!!!!!!

Out comes the Commissioner of TNA, accompanied by his 'consultants.'

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The Dude: Well well wellllll, how we doin tonight, cats and kittens?

*cheap pop*

Dude: We're here now on the eve of Cool Breeze, dudes and dudettes, and I gotta say, the Loved One is psyched about this one. Everyone knows that there's nobody cooler than the Dude, but this time around, there's nobody cooler than Nobody...

Innovator and MadMan, two of the craziest cats in TNA, shack up one-on-one for the Title! Now, as groovy as that match itself is gonna be, it just doesn't feel right with two dudes as down-and-dirty as those two. And since this is Cooooool Breeze we're talkin about, I think the Coooooolest Cat in all of Hipsville is gonna make this match a little bit cooler....by changing it to a Street Fight!

*crowd pops*

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Dude: And speaking of MadMan, I gotta say, what happened at the end of the Battle Royale, what he did to MadMan? NOT COOL. In fact, consider yourself lucky the Dude just stripped you of the Tag Team Titles, and not your Title shot!

But this leaves me with a vacated Tag Team division, and hardly any teams left. What am I going to do with the Titles?

Well, that got me thinkin....The Dude didn't like seeing MadMan turn on his own partner, but there was some serious teamwork going on in that Battle Royale! Steele and Justun Stoppable, Mahagee and Invisible, FTW, they all decided they needed a helping hand, and the Dude likes that!

So to determine the new Tag Team Champions, the Dude is going to make us a Tag Team match!

James Steele and Justun Stoppable

vs.

Invisible and Mahagee,

vs.

Paul "The Wall" Carrington and Johnny Vegas

vs.

FTW's Big Vic and Jose Mendez...

In a

T L C MATCH!!!

*big pop*

The Dude's "consultants" particularly like that idea...

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Dude: Whoa, whoa, save it for when we get backstage, ladies; the Dude's trying to be professional in front of all his Love Children.

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Now anywhatever, we've got a lot of new names coming in, and not a lot of names lined up for Legend Killer's Intercontinental Title. So, the Dude did some thinking, and some schemin, and some "augmented" dreamin, heh, and came up with an idea that'll knock your socks off!

Or at least take your Dr. Scholl's out.

It all starts with two men....in a cage. They do what they do best, which is beat the bejeezus out of each other, until one of them beats the other. Then what happens? Someone else gets into the ring and mixes it up with the winner! Two men enter, one man leaves, then another man enters, and it keeps coming!

I think you're thinkin what I think you think I'm thinkin here...winner gets a shot at the Interconinental Title...in TNA's first-ever OPEN CAGE INVITATIONAL!

*crowd pops, even though they're still not sure what it is*

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Dude: And finally, there's a more personal issue I need to touch on....Zack Morris.

*crowd boos*

Dude: No no, don't boo him; he's an allright guy for an egomaniacal jock asshole. Anyways, you called out my other half Nowhere Man to a match at Cool Breeze. I'm cool with that; NM and The Dude don't mix very well, and we like to keep out of each other's business.

But y'see, over the past few weeks, Nowhere Dude has become a bit of a marked man. There's all kinds of people gunning for him, either because he fired LC, or because Raw wasn't up on time, or whatever. And what happens to Nowhere Man happens to the Dude, and if some punk decides he wants to take a shot at NM, the Loved One takes the heat too. So it comes down to protecting your investments, baby.

You're still getting your shot at NM, Zack, but no one else is, and at Cool Breeze, the Dude is gonna make sure of it, by making this a Lumberjack Match!

So when I was picking lumberjacks, I decided I would need people I could trust, people I could count on. So I got a completely neurtal party...

Voice Backstage: Did somebody say, "PARTY?!"

Another Dude comes down the ramp!

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The crowd pops for the Legion of Love as more Dudes emerge from the crowd!

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Dude: That's right! The Legion is BACK! And they're make sure everything goes down nice and cooooooool!

So Zack, if you're planning something up your sleeve, you'd better forget it, because at Cool Breeze, all you're going to do is break wind! OWWWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!!!!

*The Dudes and their "consultants" shuck and jive as the segment ends*

[McLegend]

Zack appears on the TNAtron

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Zack: Hey everyone has you all know I'm Zack Morris I will be facing Nowere Man at Cool Breeze. Now I just heard that at our match we will be having a Lumberjacks. Also all the Lumberjacks will somehow be the Dude :wtf: . Now I have 1 question.

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Zack: How does someone have 6 clones of themselves? I mean honestly come on thats impossible. He doesn't even own his own body. It makes no sense what so ever, but then again neither does the fact that the Dude can get women. Since he is such an ugly bastard. :lol:

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Zack: If your gonna have 2 personilaties one of them should semi-good looking and not 2 freaks.

The crowd boos

Zack: Has for the fact that he is putting Lumber jacks out there and he says "It's so no one can interfere" I mean the only one who would interfere would be MVP, but wait he's in the hospital.

Zack then begins to think


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Zack: Gee isn't that strange that MVP is in the hospital right when I have a big match coming up. It's even stanger that he got hit by a car. Hmm interesting could this be a conspircey made by Nowhere Dude? I mean it makes perfect sense becasue Nowehre Man would fear that MVP would interefere and cost Nowhere MAn the match. So he hits MVP then makes so no one could interfere on my side. So now going into the match Nowhere Man has all the power. Sure you guys say you don't like each other Nowhere Man and Dude I believe you. :roll: You wanna Know my positon on a Lumber Jack match. My postion on the fact that Nowhere Man has the power so far. He's already kicked my ass like 4 times. You wanna know what I think about that?
Zack gets on the Edge of his seat and gets excited

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Zack: I Love it. I love having all the odds stacked up against me that is when I thrieve. I don't need any help in kicking nowhere man ass. I'm not gonna complain about it. I'm not gonna cry like innovator every time I get screwed by management. I'm gonna whoop his ass with no help from anyone. I am doing this on my own. Nowhere Man is apparently the best technical wrestler in TNA well I guess when I beat him clean and leave hiim crying in the middle of the ring That I will be the best in TNA. So Nowere Man keep stacking the odds against me, becasue it won't help you at all.

The crowd: :eek:

The crowd didn't expect Zack to take Nowhere Man head on and come out and say that. The crowd is confused by Zack actions.

[McLegend]

After that hard promo Zack just cut and with al his traning Zack has been doing Zack needs to take a bath.

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Zack: This feels good. I love bathing with my boxers on its like a whole new world that hasn't been discovered yet. More people should try this. Wait a mintue I'll sell boxers that you can wear while taking a bath. My God I would make killing with that idea.

Suddenly a voice can be heard through out Zack's house

Voice: Zack Morris

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Zack: What the Fuck was that?

Voice: Zack Morris your Angel of Death awaits.

Zack: Who is that?

Voice: You have lie and cheated your whole life. You have depended on others to get you were you are today. It is time for that to end. Your days are numbered No more will we see you take advantage of the less fourtnate, No more Lying, No more putting the blame on the others. The road to Nowhere is dark, and it makes the most proud men turn into scared children. Many of tried, and all have failed. You will pay for your sins and everything you represent will be destroyed.

Zack Morris Your Angel of Death awaits

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suddenly the door knob starts turning and Zack looks. The door opens

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VC:(acting all tough) Yo Zack my TV is broken at my house mine if I watch my favorite show Spoonge bob Square pants at your house.

Zack: VC get the hell out of MY hosue you Fucking perve. Jesus Christ learn to Knock you Fucking midget.

VC: :'( sorry Zack.

VC leaves and forgets to close the door. So Zack has to get up and close it.

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Zack is still concered about that voice he heard he gets back in the tub

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Zack: Nowhere Man

[The Answer]

Triple OG appears on the screen

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OG: Hey Chuck, how did you like that beat down I gave last week on Raw(laughs). Now I hear me and you are gonna dance in a hardcore match playa. Now I know your new here at TNA as I am as well but this OG has a long reputation in hardcore matches. You can call it my greatest hits collection.Take a look at the video screen...

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OG: Ya, you remember that it happened to last week. I bet that didn't feel to good did it dawg. Any way let's move on and take a look at another one....

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OG:Ya this one is my personal favourite. I mean this was a work of fuckin art.

Suddenly Chuck Jones appears on the screen
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Jones: Ya OG, your a real badass aren't you. Attacking me from behind and taking me out

OG: What can I say dawg you ruined my TNA debut

Jones: Don't worry it won't be the only thing ruin especially when you taste defeat in that hardcore match.

OG: Haven't you been paying attention dawg I am the king of hardcore matches haven't you been paying attention. Im going to add you to my greatest hardcore hits collection

Jones: We will have to see about that

OG: Oh, we will dawg and just like I stated before. If you want some

Audience: COME GET SOME!!!!!!!

OG: That's how we do

OG leaves the ring...

[Nowhere Man]

Oh yeah, I forgot to add one more match to the Cool Breeze Card, so here's the:

OFFICIAL (REVISED) CARD FOR TNA COOL BREEZE

World Heavyweight Title: Street Fight: Innovator (c) vs. MadMan

Intercontinental Title: Legend Killer (c) vs. The Dub

VBX Title: James Steele (c) vs. Wils'n

Tag Team Titles: TLC: Paul/Vegas vs. Steele/Stoppable vs. Mahagee/Invisible vs. Vic/Mendez

Lumberjack Match: Nowhere Man vs. Zack Morris, Legion of Love as lumberjacks

Hardcore Match: Triple OG vs. Chuck Jones

Legends Match: Jack Icon vs. The HateMan

IC Title #1 Contender's Open Cage Invitational: Everyone not booked in another match

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NOTE: This will probably take quite a while to write, what with there being 8 matches and nearly all of them being some kind of gimmick, so the official release date is "when it's done." Don't IM me asking when it's going to be up, because chances are that'll just set it back more. It's done when it's done.

[Savior]

Thats a huge Card. Wait NM I got and Idea lets make every match a cage match.

[Innovator]

Street Fight? I guess I'll have to tone it down a bit then

[McLegend]

You mean you haven't been :?:

[McLegend]

O Snap

[Savior]

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Paul: You ready to do this?
Vegas: I dunno man he is injured
OG: Yeah come on
*The "Real Gs walk inside*
Paul: Hey PDD!
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(He's sitting at a table)
Paul: Your buddy Invisible isn't here updating the site is he? This is where you up date the site right?
PDD: What do you want!?
Paul: Oh come on lightin up....What do I want? I want to send a message to invisible......You can't stand up right?
*PDD gets a worried look on his face*
Paul: So your like a sitting duck so to speak.
Vegas: Don't do it man he's crippled
Paul: Chill vegas
*Paul gets right in PDDs face*
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PDD: Hey come on man. You wouldn't hit a crippled man would you?
Paul: Me?...no...Triple OG on the other hand-
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PDD: No man don't! please for the love of-
*Click*
OG: Hahaha its not even loaded!
Vegas: :lol:
Paul: :lol:
Paul: ........Invisible you don't want to take us seriously!? Next time we come here it won't end so pretty.....lets go guys it smells like piss.....Be easy PDD!

[Azriel]

An image appears on the TNAtron and it's Azriel

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Azriel: Hey Azrielites, it's me. As you know, I could not be there tonight on account of that low-life scum Madman putting me on the DL. Do not despair though, my people, because I am currently around 75% recovered. I'm a fairly fast healer and I attribute it to lots of exercise, taking my vitamins, saying my prayers, and the thought of sweet revenge. Madman, you may have made it to the main event at Cool Breeze, but you paid a heavy price for it, by making me your enemy. History should tell you Madman that I don't take very kindly to people screwing me over. First, there was Helmsphere. I was having a good match against Danny Electric for the IC title and suddenly he comes and distracts me. Big mistake. While I never really got the chance to kick his ass, I got him so scared he ran out of Dodge. Next, we have the IC match between myself and Zach, and who should appear but LK and he gets involved with my business and cost me the IC title, so I showed him a lesson and got one of the toughest victories I ever had to earn in TNA, and of course we patched up our differences. Now Madman, it is your turn to pay, but I don't think merely beating you in a match is enough for me. No, I'm going to have to think of something much more devastating for you. I can't tell you when and I can't tell you how, but know that it will happen Madman. Then I will kick the ever loving crap out of you in front of all your precious Mad-ites.

Now, the big question everybody has been asking me is if I will be back by Cool Breeze. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. By that time I'll be at about 90%, but definitely expect me to make my in ring return the RAW after Cool Breeze. Seems like an exciting PPV. Innovator, kick the crap out of Madman please? He doesn't deserve the World Title. You do. After you do that, I'll be coming after that baby because you know me and you would tear the roof off that sucker, especially for the World Title. Until then, thank you fans for the contining support you've shown me during my time of recovery, and Madman, be careful, because the eyes of the Wolverine are constantly on your back.

[Johnny Vegas]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savior again.

[Savior]

Heh its ok.

[Innovator]

*TNA World Heavyweight Champion Innovator appears on the TNAtron*

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Innovator: ....while I admire your tenacity and aspirations, I am perplexed by your course of actions, Madman. You want to be TNA World Champion, ok. Then you go out and gonner 4 innocent members of the Nobody Army. Two of those people were hardcore Innovites. You have left me little course of action Madman. At TNA Cool Breeze, you can only guarantee two things, a Last Exit and a Loss to Innovator. Cool Breeze won't be your Last Exit though Madman, I will spare your soul...so Azriel can get his piece of you. I went through a Hell in a Cell with the man, what I went through with him will be nothing to what he does to you. And to show you that I am not taking you lightly Madman....I'll see you later tonight. Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.








*later on that night, Madman is having a tune up match against a jobber*

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JR: Madman is trying to send a message to Innovator......



REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.m4p

JR: MADMAN GOES FOR THE GONNER!

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JR: INNOVATOR HOOKS THE JOBB...OPPONENT AND FLOATS OVER THE GONNER!

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LAST EXIT TO MADMAN!


JR: WHAT A MESSAGE TO MADMAN! HE BETTER BE ON TOP OF HIS GAME COME COOL BREEZE!

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[Gone Mad]

**Rob E. Dangerous is in the back, near MadMan's locker room, talking to one of the crew members after the incident with Innovator and MadMan.**
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Dangerous: Can you believe that crap out there?! Listen... Bill,was it?

Crew guy: Um, actually it's W--

Dangerous: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! ...I'm not being cute, stop laughing! MadMan looks like he may be hurt due to the Innovator of Douche Bags coming out during a time he shouldn't have been out for! I need you to quickly do something about this before he gets worse. And if MadMan is really hurt, I will sue this company and your punk ass for everything because my client did NOTHING to earn that attack! Are you liste-- ah, forget it. I have a client, the NEXT TNA champion, to worry about.

**MadMan is in the locker room, holding onto his sore neck, is shown next.**
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MadMan: ....He thinks he can do this to me???..... That Johnny Polo-looking asshole has got... another thing coming! Hurt or not.... his fate is now sealed... that title will be MINE!

[James Steele]

*The scene opens up with James Steele standing in the ring with a microphone in hand waiting to begin speaking.*

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James Steele: Cool Breeze will be the happiest night of my life. Not just because I get to annhilate the person who has taunted me since he found out he'd be facing me, but I also get to continue the road to destiny. I get to continue to write my place in history. Cool Breeze will be the night in which I become a double-champion. I am not a big fan of my partner, but I don't need a partner because I will go to a place at Cool Breeze that I have not been to since I was on the edge of snapping. I have not been to this place since I became a little bit "unstable". This place is my hell. The flames are the laughter that burn their taunting in my head. They never go away. They never go away. They just stay their and taunt me. They stay their and make fun of me.

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Cool Breeze will be the night I unleash these voices upon the world. My hatred for these laughs will flow through my mind,body, and soul as I make this ring a crimson masterpiece. I will make this ring a piece of art so brutal that people will look at me like never before. They will see the side of me that has been held back because of fear. I fear what I am capable of. I am afraid of what I might do in this ring.

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I always fear that I might go too far. Then I was inspired. I saw Paul Carrington nearly killed, then those voices laughed at me. They taunted me. "WHY JAMES? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THAT TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING? HUH, WHY YOU PATHETIC GUTLESS SON OF A BITCH?!"

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Then after that I realized that I must make a sacrafice at Cool Breeze. I have to sacrafice another human being in order to make them shut up and to make me realize that I truly am the best. My conscious has held me back from my true level of ability. NO MORE! I will shut them and everyone else up. I will show the world that I can no longer be denied. Let it be known that whoever wins the World title at Cool Breeze, James Steele is tired of the damn midcard. I am tired of this little belt. It means a lot but it is nothing to that title of WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I am tired of doubt that I AM THE BEST. Hell or high water, I will become the World Champion. Whether it ends in World War 3 or it merely ends in a bloody battle to the end. I am tired of waiting and I will begin that road to claim my place among the wrestling gods.

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Look into my eyes and tell me Wils'n, tell me Paul, tell me Vegas, tell me Mahagee, tell me Invisible, tell me Vic, tell me Mendez... can you really stop the gods? Can you stop the undeniable? Can you stop the inevitable? I'll tell you right now. YOU CAN'T! I have beaten Paul and Mahagee before and I will do it with tables, I will do it with chairs, and I will do it with ladders. I will climb that ladder and pull down my place in history then I shall begin the even bigger ladder. I will hold all the gold in TNA. I will destroy any and all who get in my way. Cool Breeze will be the night that I will fall of that edge and I will drag each and every on of you sons of bitches with me!


*The scene fades to black*

[Kapoutman]

*Somewhere in the backstage area...Yeah, because FTW and "Action" Jack Icon are too good for locker rooms."

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Vic: So what is it you wanna talk about this time?

Icon: I'm telling ya. The last spot where I was beat up for being supposedly gay gave me HUGE mainstream publicity.

Vic: How huge?

Icon: I am talking about "Maury Povich Show" huge. The Hateman is making me a favour and he doesn't know.

Vic: Incredible. We gotta go to the ring and talk about it.

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Icon: Wait man. They are still cleaning the ring from Disturbed.

Vic: Why is he here?

Icon: He drove drunk again. He got lost and crashed into the arena. He tried to run away from the police, and he's thinking he has a good cover by puting his hands over his head in front of 20 000 people.

Mendez: Oh good. I thought I was having visions.

Icon: Nah, you're just really hungover.

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Icon: All right guys. Now that the coast is clear, I, the Immortal Action Jack Icon, would like to take this opportunity to thank the Hateman.

Vic: Dude, are you crazy? We ripped his tires two days ago.

Mendez: I may be drinking, but I bet that Jack is on crack.

Icon: Hell no, Brother. Jack Icon is as sane as he has ever been. At least more than in in 1989 when he associated with "Manic-O Man" Randy Salvage.

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Icon: Because you see, with all the hate, with all the wrongful informations that The Hateman tried to spread in the media, I actually became more of a star than I already was, if that is even possible.

Mendez: More than in 1994 when you took a year off to star in your own TV series, the smash hit "Electrical Discharge From The Clouds in Paradise"?

Icon: You bet! Let's take a look at the paper I have in my hands.

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Icon: Here it says "To Mr. Icon, in the light of the recent events concerning Bret "The Hateman" Hart, who tried in a more than disgusting way to drag you out of the closet, we have decided to name you MAN OF THE YEAR. This decision comes because of the way you handled the events, with dignity, honor and respect."

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Icon: Yes, you heard it right here people. Your idol, the legend itself, Hollywood's own Jack Icon was named MAN OF THE YEAR by the famous "Different Lifestyle" magazine! This accomplishment, by itself, is more than The Hateman has ever did with his life!

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Icon: You thought you were going to hurt me? WRONG. Now that the match is official at Cool Breeze, you can rest assured that you will get your HEAD RIPPED OFF. Or as I said in my #1 box office hit "No Holds Banned"...RIP 'EM.

Vic: You think that is going to strike fear in his heart?

Mendez: I know I shat my pants man. But that may be the tequilla.

Icon: That wasn't the point. I was just bragging as always. Were YOU man of the year of "Different Lifestyle" magazine? I don't think so. So talk to the hand! THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE! TALK TO THE HAND!

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Icon: All right guys. Let's get outta here. WE RULE.

Vic: Yea...FUCK MENDEZ. Why are you half-naked all of a sudden?

Mendez: I don't know. There was this strong gust of wind when we got out of the ring and I can't remember what happened next.

Vic: Oh right...

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Vic: ...but can you explain to me where Outsider comes from?

Outsider: I am quite surprised myself. There was this strong gust of wind and I can't remember what happened next.

Mendez: I told you guys!

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Icon: To hell with this. I'm outta here.

[Savior]

:lol:

[Innovator]

*Rob E. Dangerously is out in the ring*

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Rob: What has happened tonight is a travesty of massive proportions. My client Madman was showing the world how a true champion acts, when your TNA World Heavyweight Champion brutally attacked my client. My client was a victim tonight ... a victim of a brutal, cold, calculated assault by Innovator. I hold Innovator responsible. What kind of example is he setting for the rest of the TNA roster. If I was a wrestler in TNA and I saw how my champion acts, I would leave for NCW *huge boos* Innovator is a sorry-----

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.m4p

*Rob E defecates in his pants as Personal Jesus hits*

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LAST EXIT TO ROB E DANGEROUSLY

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JR: HES TAKEN OUT MADMAN AND ROB E! WHO'S NEXT!?

[Nowhere Man]

While everyone's sitting around jittering in anticipation for the rival company's big show, I'd just like to point out that Forum Mania 3 will contain no less than 19 posts worth of material, fully interactive 3-D rendered cinematic sequences, and a musical score by John Williams.

Oh, and maybe some matches and a swerve or two.

[Savior]

NCW is in 4-D and they have cup holders.

[Innovator]

As long as Marilyn Manson plays my theme as i walk the cfed aisle, its all good.

[Gone Mad]

**Cameras cut quickly as Innovator returns to the ring, this time with a shopping cart of pain. **
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JR: Looks like Innovator making an impromptu visit to the ring. Wonder what's going on as he has already humilated his challenger MadMan once. Is he gonna add insult to injury?

**Innovator now has a mic.**
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Innovator: OK, Mad. I heard you're in pain, and it looks like you may drop out of our match so I tell you what. I have sympathy for you, so how about you come out now and let me finish what I started and would have ended at Cool Breeze.

** Instantly, Rob Zombie's "SuperBeast" plays to reveal MadM---







SWERVE!!


An aching Rob E. Dangerous! **
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Dangerous: I see you got my message and I just got yours. Yes, MadMan is hurt and so am I. And no... he is NOT coming out. But I will tell you this... **silent**



** ALL OF A SUDDEN, FROM BEHIND--- **



**MADMAN WITH THE GONNER TO INNOVATOR!!! **
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**CROWD BOOS THE HELL OUT OF THE MAD ONE who is now on the mic..**
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MadMan: Oh, shut the hell up! The Mad One is fine as wine and I will not go down by one weak ass move like the Last Exit. Anyone that has felt the Gonner is never the same... even a Nobody!

Azriel... Innovator... ANYBODY, ANYBODY! Don't mess with the Madness because you will lose. THIS... on the floor... is the example. Trust... no, BELIEVE IT!

**MadMan puts on Innovator's jacket and taunts the crowd who are still booing!
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And now MadMan holds up the World Title, showing he wants it and the crowd is just livid! FADE TO BLACK. **

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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The crowd boo as Roidzilla makes his way to the ring.

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He climbs through the ropes and grabs a mic.

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Rob: This week on Raw… You all saw the Roid-Poppin’, Body-Choppin’, Booty-Daddy in action…

He pauses.

Rob: But you didn’t see what you all paid to see… A Roidzilla victory!

The crowd boo.

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Rob: Now I’m not gonna whine and complain, because you all know that the Roid-Munchin’, Bone-Crunchin’, SOB can beat that little BITCH LK any time he chooses.

Crowd: Roider Sucks! Roider Sucks!

Rob: Now I see I got a chance to get myself another shot. At Cool Breeze, I’m walking into that number one contender’s cage match, with all the other BITCHES, and I’m walking out as the next threat to the IC Title.

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Rob: Holla, if ya hear the drug testers!

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Rob continues to pose, until…

KoRn's "Another brick in the wall" hits…

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The crowd give a good reaction as Slater makes his way to the ring.

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Slater: Hey Rob! I heard what you said just now!

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Rob: What the F##K do you want? BITCH!

Slater: NO NEED TO YELL!

The crowd laugh.

Slater: I’m here to let you know that you won’t be alone in that cage. So don’t get your hopes of winning up too high.

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Rob: You listen to me, BI…

Slater: Where’d you get the hat?!

Rob looks up to his head.

Rob: None of your F##KIN’ business!

Slater: No need to be so mean. We’ve got a lot in common…

Rob: We have?

Slater: Yeah, I found some of your roids in the locker room. Whadda ya think?

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Rob: You call that a body?!

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Slater: GET DOWN!

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Rob: What the F##K are you doin’?!

Slater: Sorry… I thought I heard a low-flying jet.

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Rob: I’m outta here. You’re one crazy BITCH!

[PureHatred]

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Jim: HateMan, do you hear about all this stuff the FTW are talking about? Jack Icon has actually thanked you for getting him some more publicity. He won an award because of you.

HateMan: So what? Joey Radd won 'Tiger Beat' Most Dreamy. And has everyone forgot about the award I won just two promos ago....

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Jim: I didn't even know you were Catholic.

HateMan: I'm not. I'm Canadian. But the Pope came to a house show in Venice and I gave him some sunglasses.

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HateMan: C'mon, lets get out of here. I've got some training to do for my much deserved match at Cool Breeze. Hey, have you seen the limo?

Jim: You mean like, ever? Because...well shit, if we're talking forever, I've seen that thing literally thousands of times. Boss, I see the frigging thing in my sleep. It's nuts.

HateMan: Jim, the second we get back to the hotel, I'm going to cut you with every remotely sharp object I can find, on only your most private of parts.

5 Minutes Later.......

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HateMan: MOTHERBNJBNJKBBNNKANBFLLARRGHww! THEY F'D THE LIMO! THEY'FD THE LIMO RIGHT IN THE A! I swear on all that is holy I will go to Cool Breeze and I will get Jack Icon and I WILL RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

Jim: Damn, Hate..its just a limo..we can buy another one...

HateMan: No...you don't understand...me and Icon had an incident back in World Captionin' Wrestling..

Flash back to five years earlier....

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HateMan: Hey, so what are we watchin'?

Icon: 'Tropical Depression in Shangri-la" Season One...

HateMan: Oh, great..again... :roll:

Icon: Relax, brother, who don't you reach your hand in here and have some of my popcorn....

HateMan: Hey, thanks, don't mind if I do...**reaches in the bag** ..OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST GRAB???!!

Icon: :naughty:

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Jim: ROFLMFAO!!! He made you touch Little Jack?? That's hilarious. :rofl:

HateMan: God, I hate you. :|

Jim: Listen, we've got to talk about the match at Cool Breeze. With the FTW around, we're seriously outnumbered. I mean, I migh be able to distract Mendez and Grease with hair gel or vicadin or something, but Vic has already torn all his quads. We need some back-up

[PureHatred]

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Jim: HateMan, do you hear about all this stuff the FTW are talking about? Jack Icon has actually thanked you for getting him some more publicity. He won an award because of you.

HateMan: So what? Joey Radd won 'Tiger Beat' Most Dreamy. And has everyone forgot about the award I won just two promos ago....

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Jim: I didn't even know you were Catholic.

HateMan: I'm not. I'm Canadian. But the Pope came to a house show in Venice and I gave him some sunglasses.

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HateMan: C'mon, lets get out of here. I've got some training to do for my much deserved match at Cool Breeze. Hey, have you seen the limo?

Jim: You mean like, ever? Because...well shit, if we're talking forever, I've seen that thing literally thousands of times. Boss, I see the frigging thing in my sleep. It's nuts.

HateMan: Jim, the second we get back to the hotel, I'm going to cut you with every remotely sharp object I can find, on only your most private of parts.

5 Minutes Later.......

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HateMan: MOTHERBNJBNJKBBNNKANBFLLARRGHww! THEY F'D THE LIMO! THEY'FD THE LIMO RIGHT IN THE A! I swear on all that is holy I will go to Cool Breeze and I will get Jack Icon and I WILL RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

Jim: Damn, Hate..its just a limo..we can buy another one...

HateMan: No...you don't understand...me and Icon had an incident back in World Captionin' Wrestling..

Flash back to five years earlier....

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HateMan: Hey, so what are we watchin'?

Icon: 'Tropical Depression in Shangri-la" Season One...

HateMan: Oh, great..again... :roll:

Icon: Relax, brother, who don't you reach your hand in here and have some of my popcorn....

HateMan: Hey, thanks, don't mind if I do...**reaches in the bag** ..OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST GRAB???!!

Icon: :naughty:

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Jim: ROFLMFAO!!! He made you touch Little Jack?? That's hilarious. :rofl:

HateMan: God, I hate you. :|

Jim: Listen, we've got to talk about the match at Cool Breeze. With the FTW around, we're seriously outnumbered. I mean, I migh be able to distract Mendez and Grease with hair gel or vicadin or something, but Vic has already torn all his quads. We need some back-up...

HateMan: Got it covered....as a matter of fact...here he comes now...

**a mysterious stranger walks up**

HateMan: Hey, glad you could make it...

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....OWEN!!!!

Jim: :eek:

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HateMan: The Hate Foundation is back in business, bitches!!! Jim, you and Owen go strategize, I've got a special fan I'm going to go meet.

Owen:...

Jim: Why is this fan special? They know a lot about captioning?

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HateMan: No, she digs pink. :naughty:

THE HATEMAN IS OFF TO DO SOME EXCELLENT EXECUTIONIN'. WHAT WILL JIM & OWEN DO WHILE HE'S GONE????

[Gone Mad]

AND NOW ON THE 'TRON..... SLATER.

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Slater: Hello. I am A.C Slater. See... I drew the pictures, I HAVE TALENT! I can save animals from oil and everything. Oh, but I wanted to give all the A.C Fans a look at what will go on at Cool Breeze or as the late Nes-KWIK call it... COLD AS ICE `89. He is weird. I didn't draw him.

This...
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Is Roberto Roider. He is a Latino hearttrob just like me, Marcyo, and Mr. Belding. He wants to fight me at Cool As Ice.... I will get that shot. He has purty hats too. I wish I had a hat... GO BAYSIDE!

Me and other guys will have a chance to win the beautiful IC championship. I had a belt once. I beat Valley's top wrestler, and she was a girl too. I dated her and we did it alot. I drew that picture but they wouldn't let me show it---

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The winner at number 1 contender spot will go against the winner of the Luke Kywalker and Dubya for that aforementioned... I mean, pUrty belt. LK thinks he cool, but Preppie is cooler and Dub smells. I smell nice and am almost as cool as Preppie, so I win! :o

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It was one... long time ago when Artie, my best friend died. I wrote a song about him, but Puff Daddy covered it and made it sound like the Led Zepplin song. He steals things, that nerd bomber! I miss you, Artie.... and Bob Golic. :love:

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....And this one reflects my love for..... um..... I dunno, hot mamas? Maybe Innovator will like this drawing. He is poetic, like ME! I had a title that said I was poetic... and I forgot what happened after that. KICK SOME VALLE-- I mean, kick some MadMan ass, Innovator! Both are tough but who could be the winner at...

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COOL BREEZE!! PREEPIE!!!! :rofl: :wavesad: :shifty: :( :$ :nono: :cool:


........There are other matches?? Being an animator is hard work. :( :wtf:

FIN.

[Nervous Ferret]

big big big Big BIg BIG BIG BIG BIG Wils'n prmo tonight, or tommorrow

[Fenix122]

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*something comes up on the screen as "Sad but True" plays thoughout the arena and an unknown
man gets in the ring*
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My name...is Draven Fenix, but all you low-life peons in the crowd can simply call me Fenix. *crowd boos* I've come to TNA to bring a little class and dignity to this dump of a c-fed. I mean come on, this place could use some class. Just look at who your world champion is. *fans boo at the dissing of Innovator*

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Anyway, back to why I came out here in the first place. At TNA's next PPV there's going to be an open cage invitational to decide the #1 contender for the IC title and i want in. I mean what better way to show the world my greatness then by beating 10 , 20, 30, hell you could put 100 guys in there with me and i'd still kick all of their asses.

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And if i should win...wait wait wait...i mean when i win the #1 contendership, LK or Dub, whichever one of you comes outof Cool Breeze the champ, it really doesn't matter who because either way, you will lose that title to me.

*"Sad but True" hits as Fenix drops the mic and leaves the ring to a chorus of boos*

[Nick Grease]

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Nick: Mendez, Vic How come i'm not in any of your promos?

Mendez: Grease is that you?

Vic: HAHA We thought you were dead.

Nick: I was dead.

Mendez: yeah we know

VIC: I was being serious

Nick: When I woke up I was in a field. I wonder how I get there?

Vic: Yeah I wonder :shifty:

Mendez: I feel like sitting down

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Vic: Good call jose

Nick: Hey wheres my seat?

Mendez: So Vic think were gonna win the tag titles?

Vic: Yep,

Mendez: Vic think Jack will beat he hateman?

Vic:Yep

Nick: Vic, You think I will one day beat one of the retards in TNA?

Vic: Nope

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Nick: :rant: What the hell. F U vic

Mendez: Look at Grease acting all tough

Vic: :lol: Who says F U? Honestly

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Nick: What are we talkin about again?

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Mendez: His he high again

Vic: When his he not high?

Mendez: true.

[Johnny Vegas]

**<i>Easier To Run by Linkin Park hits as Johnny Vegas goes to the ring without as the crowd is in shock</i>**

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Vegas: As you guys have seen, tonight couldn't be any sweeter than this s***..I got a TLC match coming up at Cool Breeze, i am a sexy dude, and my girlfriend is dammit BI!! Best believe bitches, at Cool Breeze, me and Paul WILL get the tag titles and become the best team since reefer and potato chips..

**crowd..mainly the guys pop**

Vegas: But on to serious things, tonight, i have some groundbreaking news that will shock the entire world...

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But you guys have to wait until Cool Breeze.....

**Vegas drops the mic as JR & The King are questioning each other's knowledge of Vegas's idea**

[The Answer]

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Paul: What's up OG

Vegas: What up dawg you wanted us to meet you here

OG: Ya I just want to thank you two for makin my transition from NCW to TNA so quick and easy

Paul: No problem dawg we could use more badasses around here

OG: Alright than now were going to party Triple OG style

Paul: Alright cool

Vegas: Sounds good man

OG: Alright than follow me

(They leave the arena and come to a stop at an establishment)
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OG: Yo what's up Big J. The ladies in their yet

Big J: Ya man their waitin for ya in there. Who are these guys?

OG: These are my dawgs from TNA

Big J: Alright head on in

(OG,Paul,Vegas enter the club)

OG: Alright guys I want to intoduce you to a couple of beauties I know

Paul: Im down with that bring on the ladies

Vegas: Ya no doubt bring on the booty

OG: Alright than I want you guys to meet April and Janet

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Paul: Damn OG you sure know how to party

Vegas: Ya, he sure does.

OG: Alright guys while you argue on who gets who im goin to the VIP section I got someone waiting for me.

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Paul: Alright dawg will catch you later

(2 Hours later Triple OG has some news)

Paul: What's up OG

Vegas: We got trouble?

OG: There has already been trouble

Paul: Who's here?

OG: Who else

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Paul: They lookin for a fight

OG: Ya, no doubt Innovator took out Big J with that DDT. I found him laided out

Vegas: Where are they now?

OG: They took off after laying out Big J

Paul: We got this. Payback is comin

OG: No doubt

[Savior]

Those damn nobodies are buzz kills.

[Shaggy]

King of the C-Fed Champion Announcement

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=826719#post826719

[Bazooka]

Presented by the Nobodies:

Invisible is shown sitting with a nascar driver, who doubles as a TNA announcer.


Nascar Dale:"Invisible, after the huge announcment of bringing back the TLC match for a 2nd time, how do you feel about that, and what is you reaction to teaming with Mahagee?"

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Invisible:"The TLC match will be catastrophic, and as you know I was in the first ever TLC match to win the tag titles for the first time in TNA. Just like then, I will at history and win the TLC 2 match. Only this time my tag partner won't Shaggy, it will be Mahagee. Mahagee and I may not see eye to eye on alot of issues but he is a tremendous athlete, I mean who's a better partner to have than a man who held 10 time titles at once? As a matter of fact, I'm going out to the ring right now, and it's imperitive I do it in the centre of the ring."


(Commercial Break)

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Hysteria by Muse hits as Invisible heads to the ring with a mic in hand.


(Huge Pop)

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Invisible:"Chill the music. Listen, this TLC match is to showcase the hottest tag teams in C-fedding right now. Mahagee and Invisible, Paul Carrigan and Johnny Vegas, FTW, and Justun Stoppable and James Steele. This will possibly be one of toughest challenges I will overcome in C-fedding, following my World title win at Raining Blood. That's exactly right, I said this will be another barrier, I will overcome.

I guess it's only fitting who competes in this match. Come on though, FTW is laughing stock, they have no buisness competing in such a high calibre match. James Steele and Justun Stoppable are full of shit if they think they think this match will be a breeze. Specifically James, you crazy assed bastard, there is no inevitable, there is no "Gods". The only ideal you can live by to succeed is your will, and right now the only will you should be worrying about is of your death, cause you're not winning those tag team titles."

(Big Pop)

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Invisible:"Now let me get to something that's been itching me. Paul Carrigan has had a problem with me for no unequivocal reason. He came after my former manager and a guy who's been a friend of mine since joining TNA, PDD. You can try to take advantage of a physically weak drugged up on morphine man all you want but you're going to have to go through me for doing so."

(Another Pop)

Cutting Invisible off, Black Steele by Tricky hits as Mahagee heads towards the ring

(Cheers for Mahagee)

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Mahagee:"It is honour and all to be team with Invisible in big TLC match, but what you not realize is that it not you alone going into this match. If anyone got problem with you, or if anyone is gonna win those titles it be us not you. It take special team effort and Mahagee got you back."

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Invisible:"Listen, it's not that I underestimate you, it's that I have experience in tag teams, and the TLC match is my expertise. You're right though, I should trust you to do your part in the match Mahagee, and from what I have seen of you, I can totally put my word on us becomming the new tag team champions at Cool Breeze."

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Mahagee:"EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YEAH, Mahagee want to make love you!"

(laughter)

Invisible:"WHAT! That is disgusting"

Mahagee:"WHAT! No, I don't know what you mean, I just about showing love to people."

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Invisible:"Check your english next time you use that so malignant word...(Invisible shakes his head and continues) As I was saying, this match will be like a horror show with intense action, blood, sweat and an immense dosage of pain. Realize what you got yourselves into, I know I have and after been in some of the most barbaric matches. I got one last remark for those who enter the TLC match, recognize it's the shock and terror that keeps me sane, all you punks are in for some serious PAIN!"


Huge ammount of cheers as Hysteria by Muse hits as the segment comes to an end.

OOC:One of the longest promo I ever did, and a special thanks to Imageshack for hosting all the images once again.

[MVP]

One of your best ones too. :y:

[The Naitch]

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*MVP is seen here in his coma, when all of a sudden he starts having a dream*

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TRO: Hey Naitch, how did you get us into the TNA lockeroom?

Naitch: The Dude hooked me up with a ONE DAY pass. :cool: We get to roam the halls, because word on the street, MVP challenged me to a match. I'm here to talk to him :yes:

Corky: So boss, are we gonna kick out splaya for fucking up or what? :lol:

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Splaya: Fucking internet connection at school :nono:

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TRO: Hey guys, it's Wils'n :lol:

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Wils'n: Hey guys. Welcome to TNA. :(

Corky: ARE YOU CORKING TO ME?! :mad:

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TRO: Don't mind him, Wils'n. If anything, you might even replace splaya as the 4th Horsemen!! HAHA I'm just kidding :yes:

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TRO: But what you can do, is send a message to MVP. We have a present for him. :heart:

Naitch: Yup. It's true Wils'n. :yes:

TRO: But now, do you think we can have some privacy, The Horsemen were in the middle of something here :foc:

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Splaya: Please guys, don't replace me with Wils'n. :wavesad:

Naitch: You fucked up :yes:

Corky: Yeah! :mad:

Naitch: But for now, let's stroll around memory lane. Boys, we're back in the good ol' TNA Thread!!!!!

Corky: So much pride and history between these walls :'(

Naitch: The house that Naitch built. Make sure we gotta get Dude a gift basket before we leave. I'll give him the first porn I starred in, Wild Wild Naitch. Dude's ladies will love it

TRO: :naughty: Alright boys, let's go for a walk











To be continued....

[The Naitch]

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*MVP's dreaming becomes deeper and deeper, more intense as time goes by*

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*The TNA fans boo as The NWA Horsemen make their way out to the ring*

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TRO: Wils'n, nice to see you again. Let me tell you this. Wils'n was the first TNA Superstar to greet us when we walked into this TNA thread and to tell you quite frankly, Wils'n, we have some gifts for you!

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TRO: Some NWA Horsemen gear straight from Highspots.com!

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*Wils'n puts on an NWA Horsemen t-shirt and hat*

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TRO: Wils'n, you should keep that shirt and hat, because who knows, one day, we might need you to replace splaya as the 4th Horsemen!

*Fans pop huge*

splaya: :rant:

TRO: But Wils'n, we need to talk to our GOOD friend MVP to congratulate him on becoming the 2005 King of Captions! *Fans chant MVP's name*

*Wils'n exits with Thatcher*

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TRO: Give me five, mang

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MVP: Nah

*FANS POP HUGE*

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TRO: Alright. Have it your way. Buddy, we know you aren't clear to wrestle due to your unfortunate car accident, BUT we're glad you can still muster enough energy to host The Hi-Lite Reel tonight, with your special guests...The NWA Horsemen!

*Fans start a Horsemen sucks chant*

TRO: Naitch can't talk right now. He lost his voice WOOOOOing too much when he found out that you one the King of C-Fed competition. He was so happy for you. Believe me. So on behalf of The NWA Horsemen, we ALLL would like to give you a few gifts, courtesy of The NWA Horsemen. Check it out. First, courtesy of The Ravishing One, I got a gift for you little buddy.

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TRO: Some mousse and hairspray from the Jindrak Collection!

*Fans laugh*

Dual Polymer System - balances flexibility and hold, making it easier to achieve shiny, natural, moveable looks

Sunscreen and Anti-Oxidants- help care for hair by helping to protect it from sun. Brushes through for instant restyling without buildup or flaking. Signature green apple fragrance with a twist of cucumber and Asian pear

Full of Body - Spray damp hair at roots. Flip head and blow dry roots in the opposite direction they grow. Style hair with fingers and spray again to hold desired look

Natural - Section off wet or dry hair. Spray. Run fingers through hair

Touch-Ups - Spray into palm of hand. Work through dry hair to refresh look

*Fans boo*

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TRO: Up next, this gift is from The Naitch. Here we have a few VIP passes just for you. You see, Naitch is the #1 club promoter in Naitchville, so he decided he give you some VIP passes since he's noticed that you always get stuck waiting in line to get into all the hotspots all over the country. So have no fear, The Naitch is here and he's got something for you. You just show them this and you too can by pass all the lines ups. Tell em' Naitch sent ya

*Fans boo*

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TRO: And The Naitch talked to his good buddy, Gertner, who happens to be the CEO of Metromale.com, and Gertner has this special VIP invitation just for you....

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*Fans laugh*

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MVP: HAHA. You ass! *Fans pop* Gee, I can't wait to see what splaya got me! :roll:

TRO: Splaya got you this!

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*Fans boo as The Horsemen laugh at MVP*

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TRO: Corky! You're next. It's time for your gift!

Corky: Are you corkin' to me?

*Fans boo*

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TRO: MVP buddy. Corky would like to give you this

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Corky: $5 off, baby! It can't any better than that!

*Fans start a huge Horsemen sucks chant*

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TRO: So we hope you enjoy the gifts we gave you. You're the King of C-Feds! You deserve to pamper yourself! Go for a tan, go do your hair, read The Naitch's book for tips on how to be cool, and then you can use those VIP passes for a night on the town!

*Fans boo hard*

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TRO: So that's it! Special thanks to MVP for letting us on his show, and a special thanks to Wils'n for giving us such a warm welcome back to the TNA thread for this one night only event. So TNA, thank you and God bless *Fans boo* And also, we would also like to wish you a speedy recovery from the unfortunate car accident. But now we got to go back to Nazi Headquarters. It's been a pleasure!

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*The fans start a Horsemen sucks chant*

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*MVP remains in a coma*

Sweet dreams MVP!

[Innovator]

you know MVP is in a coma right?

[The Naitch]

He woke up for that one night only event.

[The Naitch]

OOC: Yeah I knew he had a car accident, but forgot he was in a coma. I remember he did that speech in the King of C-feds thread, so if he must've not been in a coma if he was able to challenge The Naitch :lol: :( Damn

[MVP]

No, it all took place before the coma. It's all a big anachronism (sp).

[The Naitch]

maybe Naitch needs to lay off the drugs. It's fucking with with his head and basic motor fuctions :lol:

[Gone Mad]

**That interviewer guy is shown on the TNAtron.**
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Interviewer: Hello, and I am here with Rob E. Dangerous. As most of the fans know, he is endorsing the number one contender for the TNA championship and well, Mr. Dangerous... you haven't been doing much endorsing and well, you just got attacked by the current champion Innovator.

What do you plan on doing until Cool Breeze to build up MadMan to win the title as you promised?

Dangerous: Wow... could you talk any more? I thought this was an interview. You know, Josh, it's Josh, right ?

Interviewer: Um, I didn't say--

Dangerous: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID! ..That wasn't supposed to be cute! I don't care what you said! You freakin' --OUCH! There. You've completely hurt my neck. First, Innovator, and now you. You know what... I'll talk when I damn well feel like it! EXCUSE ME...

**As soon as Rob looks behind him--- It's Paul! **
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Paul: Yo, what's up, dawg?

Dangerous: Hello.. can't talk now. Injured.

Paul: Hey,hey,hey. I've been injured with worse. Just wanted to tell you guys good luck at Cool Breeze and I know you wish me and Vegas luck in our title match as well.. Right, bud?

Dangerous: Listen, if it was about those comments from a long time ago--

Paul: Hey, past is past. We've got the same enemies now so it's all good, you hear?

Dangerous: As long as you guys get those tag belts... or Steele's team do, that's all that matters.

Paul: .....Just tell MadMan good luck. **pats Dangerous hard on the back**

Dangerous: ooww.. SURE!

**Fade to Bla...**

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MadMan: Oh, hello. Just wanted to say Hi to all my fans out there--- Hello, ya Mad-Holes! You see what I have that you don't? Just add a World Title to it shortly and this is what you get: The Mad One.

Right, my Mad Wife who is next to my Mad Castle?

MadWife: Where is my shirt-- Oh, I mean... Yes. Trust Mad and me on that!

MadMan: I'll see you at Cool Breeze.

**Now fade to black**

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Unless it was all a dream inside his coma...

He didn't really win King of C-Feds. :shifty:

[The Naitch]

Yeah, maybe I should edit that promo as if MVP was having a dream

brb

[MVP]

NO :rant:

EDIT - lol he actually did it

[The Naitch]

fixed :y:

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*MVP continues dreaming, coma_style*

[James Steele]

:lol:


I'll try and have a promo up later...

[PureHatred]

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/9894/neidhartapr992zg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Jim: Awright, Owen, Hateman is off entertaining his fans. He left us to strategize a way to take care of the FTW.We don't have much time...if we take care of the FTW, there's no way that Jack Icon can handle the HateMan mano a mano. Got it,Owen?

Owen:.....

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Jim: First, I thought we should grab some weapons..some steel chairs and ladders and stuff...That should really F those FTW guys. That's right..it'll F them right in the A. What do you think we should do to them, Owen?

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Owen: ^^^^

Jim: :eek: Owen, you've changed, bro...You haven't been the same ever since you ..y'know..died....maybe weapons aren't the answer...

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Jim: Disguises???!! Hmmm..not bad...

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Owen: How about some SHARKS ...with FRICKIN' LASERS!!!!

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Jim: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!1 I forgot how good you were with imitations!! Good one, but seriously....I got it! We'll climb up to the rafters, attach ourselves to a harness, and when they walk to the ing we'll drop down....

Owen::mad: :rant: :foc:

Jim: What? ...Ohhhhhhhh....sorry. :$ Ok, well what's your idea?

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Jim: Hmmm..I see what you're getting at...good idea...

LATER...

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Vic: Hey, Mendez, where'd we get these beers from?

Mendez: Huh? Who cares..someone just sorta left them in the dressing room on top of Grease.

Vic: Grease is alive?

Mendez: **BRAAARPP!**

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Mendez: What the hell? The whole world seems all yellow and swirly. I'm trippin' balls here....

Vic: Damn it, Mendez, somebody spiked the beer..

Mendez: Are you sure?, because this shit happens to me like twice a week.

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Mendez: Bleargh...I think I'm choking on my own vomit....

Vic: You do that. I'm gonna go over here, sit down, and concentrate on not shitting my pants.

ELSEWHERE.....

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Jim: ha..that's great...it worked..No way the FTW does anything for Icon now!

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Owen: DY-NO-MITE!!!

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Jim: Owen, my man, you are FREAKY good at that shit....

NEXT PROMO..THE HATEMAN GETS SERIOUS!!!!!

[Savior]

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Paul: Invisible Came out here earlier saying "Yay I won the first ever TNA TLC! Yay now I'm going to win TLC 2!" Invisible thats a load of crap. Wow you won a match over a year ago, I just won the first ever NCW TLC match for this title.
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*Holds up NCW tag title*
I'm going to take you out. Fans take this to the bank, Paul and Vegas will win the tag titles cementing me the "Greatest Tag Teamer in history". The only man to hold the 2 biggest Tag titles in C-fedding today!......However there is a slight chance I may lose. Just a slight one now. However aslong as Invisible does not leave with the title I'll be happy. Speaking of the Nobodies I smell a little
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Tom Foolery. Now I have a few friends in this industry and they Seem to be dispearing all around me. And one thing in common with the people who are disapearing is they all had problems with Nowhereman. My Friend LC fired. MVP Dead, and what? this company did nothing to find who hit him? Madman I'd watch your back. I think Nowhere man is going to try to take you out to. Not to mention the fact he is booking me in all of these deadly matches.
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Ambulance matches, Last man standing matches, TLC matches, NM I hope Morris has his way with you. Morris please end his Career.

*Commercial*

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OG: Hey you think he's after me?
Paul: You? No. Vegas? Maybe.
Vegas: What!?

[Savior]

TNA Smark: MVP is not dead.

[Nervous Ferret]

suck it james. :shifty:

[Innovator]

*Innovator appears on the TNAtron*

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Innovator: Of all the things to question about the Nobodies...our partnership, our attacks, our coming to power...of all the issues brought up, everyone questions our motives the most. Paul says the Nobodies wants him gone. Paul says he has Madman's back...Paul talks too much. You see Paul, you can cut all the promos you desire, takes up all the posts in a thread, and still never back it up when the shows come around. You want to help out Madman, go ahead, I welcome it. Cherish it long and hard Paul, cause if you interfere, that's the closest you'll get to what I almost killed myself for.

Crowd: INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE!

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Innovator: Now Madman, you attacked me...good. You see Madman, I wanted to know that it was inside you, I wanted the beast unleashed. Cool Breeze is a Street Fight, and with the two entities involved it will be a war. I want to know that you will go with me to that level. I want you to get to the point where you want to kill in order to win the match. If you can't get to that point Madman...then you don't deserve to be in the main event. Rob E, you are an innocent, but guilty by association. Madman, there will be nothing innocent about TNA Cool Breeze, and the length I will go to in order to retain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.

Crowd: INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE!

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[James Steele]

*The scene opens up with the usual TNA Desire opening scene as "Not Enough" By Our Lady Peace plays and it fades through James Steele videos*

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There’s nothing you can say
Nothing you can do
There’s nothing in between
You know the truth
Nothing left to face
There’s nothing left to lose
Nothing takes your place


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When they say
You’re not that strong
You’re not that weak
It's not your fault
And when you climb up to your hill
Up to your place
I hope you’re well

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There’s nothing left to prove
There's nothing I won’t do
There’s nothing like the pain
I feel for you
Nothing left to hide
Nothing left to fear
I am always here

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When they say
You’re not that strong
You’re not that weak
It's not your fault
And when you climb up to your hill
Up to your place
I hope you’re well

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What you want
What you lost
What you had
What is gone is over

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What you got
What you love
What you need
What you have is real

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It's not enough
It’s not enough
It’s not enough
It’s not enough, I'm sorry

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It’s not enough
It’s not enough
It’s not enough
It’s not enough...

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When they say
You’re not that strong
You’re not that weak
It's not your fault
And when you climb up to your hill
Up to your place
I hope you’re well

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It’s not enough
No
It’s not enough
It’s not enough

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*The video package fades to black and cuts to James Steele *

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James Steele: I realized that nothing I do will ever be good enough. No matter how much I bleed, no matter how much I sweat, no matter how much I put my life on the line... I will never get any respect. Invisible thinks he can talk down to me just because he won a match back in the day? Paul and his "crew" think they can go ghetto on my ass? FTW thinks they will just fuck me up? Hell, I have beaten 2 of the guys in this match. Yeah, there is still 4 other guys after me but I know I can beat their ass like I have done since DAY ONE. I have come to TNA and lit a fire under this company. I revitalized and revolutionized TNA and I am forced to fight a retard. At least that TLC match will steal the show. Why? BECAUSE I AM IN IT. Every match I have been in is a guaranteed classic. My matches in TNA always set the new standard. WEEK AFTER WEEK. I get nothing. I get nothing from the fans, the boys in the back, NOTHING. Shit, I never thought I'd have to go to a part of my soul that I hate. That part of you that makes you realize what you truly are. Have I not done enough to get your respect? Fine... Understand that I will get it at whatever costs. TNA... prepare for the body count to rise because James Steele is so damn close to that edge and I do it all for this...

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*Scene Fades To Black*

[Bazooka]

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Hysteria by Muse blares over the soundsystem as the enigma makes his way towards the ring.

(Fan go crazy with a Nobodies chant beginning)

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Apparently he isn't alone as Mahagee closely follows. Invisible looks shocked to see but continues walking to the ring.

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Invisible:"Listen, I was going to come out here and challenge Paul Carrigan to a match for what he did to PDD but apparently the agenda has changed"

(Invisible stares at Mahagee)

Mahagee:"Mahagee very sorry to follow you here but he told by management that I must stick in buddy system with you. See, Mahagee very absent minded and not know directions that well in America."

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Invisible:"By "buddy" system, it was a term used loosely, what you're doing is stalking. Anyway I see this is going nowhere, and I got time on my hands. The day is drawing near to Cool Breeze, and I can certainly say I've spiced up my training quite a bit. Actually, Mahagee and I are both trained in mixed martial arts, and of course Japan features some of the craziest martial artists. Mahagee and I have been sparring with one another and I can say that there's going to be severe pain comming your way."

To succeed one must be in optimum health for the TLC match, this match will test every part of your body. You got to be quick, you got to be flexible, you need strength and you need to be tough. Crashing down from a 10 foot ladder isn't as easy as it is invisioned, and flying off ladders doesn't just affect your opponent. This is why we must train, and condition ourselves for the great battle. I see the other tag teams in the match talking smack, but do they have the credentials. Are any of you prepared to go up against the lethal weapons of TNA?"

(cheers)

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Mahagee:"Fail to prepare? then PREPARE TO FAIL!"

(Mega pop)

Invisible and Mahagee then leave the ring, as Invisibile is walking up ahead... James Steele comes from behind Mahagee and whacks him across the skull with a steel chair!

(James gets some major heel heat)

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James staring down at Mahagee with a sadistic look on his face... Invisible then approaches and chases him off.

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Invisible stares down James Steele as the segment comes to an end.

[tucsonspeed6]

TS6 appears on the screen to some boos.

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Hello. Please don't be afraid. Even though I could kill you all with ease, I want you to believe that I am your protector. I have come back from the future to protect you from my former brothers in metal. You are far too inept to withstand their power. In fact, you are all so pathetic that I find you laughable! Hahaha!

But please believe that I am your new God. Without me, none of you would be alive today. Just 12 hours ago, I stopped the rampage of an evil murderer. I give you: Bubbles.

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Codename: BUBBLES
Designation: ASSAULT DROID
Mission: COMPLETE OBLITERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE

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After nearly a full week of searching, I found the evil one. He had changed his external fatigues to elude my ever scanning eyes, but I found him and terminated his systems.

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A witness nearby wanted to thank me with a polish hammer, but I warned him of the ultimate commandment. After seeing the evil Bubbles, the witness chose to leave peacefully, thankfull that I have saved humanity again.

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And remember. You are pathetic. You cannot live without me. I am your new GOD! And soon, I will come to the very epicenter of evil to defeat my foes and take my throne. I am coming to TNA!

[Savior]

Double promo coming tomorrow or tonight Outlook express says tomorrow.

[Kapoutman]

*Let's join Jack Icon and the diminished FTW in the parking lot of the TNA Arena.*

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Vic: I swear man. Me and Mendez see Grease bathing in his own piss on the floor, and there's some beer nearby. So we thought "Yeah, gotta be some good shit."

Mendez: Yeah. Thought it could have been some Canadian beer or some shit.

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Vic: We've been sick ever since. I must have had more hallucinations than a 1970's student. It must have been The Hateman who spiked the drinks.

Mendez: I swear Jack. Usually, I'm pretty immune to anything, but right now, I feel like...nah nevermind. I feel as bad as usual.

Icon: It's OK guys. Take it easy tonight. I'll take care of everything.

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Vic: You sure it's gonna be OK?

Icon: Yeah, I was invited on Leno tonight. It's gonna bring the box office way up for "Mr.Nanny 2: The Revenge of Sherman Helmsley".

Vic: All right. See ya Jack.

*Moments later, LIVE ON...Forget it. I'm Quebecer. I have no idea if it's on ABC, CBS or NBC.*

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome..."Action" Jack Icon!

Icon: Yeah baby! Look at those pythons! 24 inches! Not even Ron Jeremy can claim more than 12!

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Icon: There's my boy, Jay! Let's do this, brotha!

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Leno: First, let's talk about your acting career, Jack. How's the last movie doing?

Icon: Very good! They said I might be in list for an award during the Oscar week-end for my lead role!

Leno: An award, that's pretty amazing!

Icon: Yeah, they didn't say if it was a Razzie or an Oscar, but who cares? It'll look good on my mantle.

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Leno: Next question...At the moment, in TNA wrestling, you have something going on with Bret The Hateman Hart, is that right?

Icon: That's exact Jay. I don't know why you'd bring a kayfabe feud on a mainstream talk-show, but that's exact.

Leno: What's kayfabe?

Icon: Nevermind, I hate that Hateman bitch. He is a disgrace to the business.

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Leno: What has he done to put you in such UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE?

Icon: That was horrible man, but I don't know if I can say it on network TV. It's pretty hardcore.

Leno: It's okay, we'll bleep it where necessary.

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Icon:, Well, that *bleep* went into our locker room, and *bleep*ing spiked my partners drinks! *bleep*! What a *bleep*! When I get my hands on that piece of *bleep* at Cool Breeze, I'll *bleep*ing RIP HIS HEAD OFF! *bleep*ing *bleep*er!

Leno: Fascinating.

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Icon: Let me ask you, Jay. Have you ever walked into your house to see your two best friend laying face down, drowning in their bodily fluids, while smelling an odor that would be better suited in the middle of a desert battlefield, after dead bodies have had days to rot in the sun?

Leno: I don't believe so.

Icon: It was horrible. I guess it calls for my patented "Director's Cut" Legdrop treatment.

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Leno: What an amazing interview that was with Action Jack Icon, people!

Icon: It may not look like it brotha, but I am crying right now. That Hateman dude is gonna pay for what he did! *sniff*

[PureHatred]

OOC: People who aren't paying attention to TNA are missing out on a hot feud right hurrrrrrrr. :y:

[Splaya]

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS/ RUMOR ON THE PCINSIDER WEBSITE

[Gone Mad]

** Dangerous is shown on the TNAtron about to be interviewed by Roach, who is behind the camera.**
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Roach: Ladies and gents, I have here with me, Mr. Rob E. Dangerous. And Mr. Dangerous, I'm glad you choosed me for this interview. Now, tell me your thoughts on the upcoming Cool Breeze.

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Dangerous: Well, me and my returning client MadMan have trained for the past week, when he wasn't in his sexy castle, and I do believe he is ready for the street fight. He is in his element here and he's always had that intensity of his but now it is pure focus and I assure you, Roach, that the Mad One WILL win the TNA championship.

Roach: Ok, what do you think about the opponent, reigning champion, Innovator? Do you think MadMan stands a chance, honestly, or is Innovator just alittle too cocky after his historic title victory?

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Dangerous: Honestly, and this is all that I am about... but Innovator is pure crap! I have been around the business and seen him at earlier times and I do see some improvement, like how he dresses and his promos... BUT... BUT... his wrestling wise... he just can't cut it. And of course, his lack of intensity. That is why he hasn't held the belt until now.

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MadMan.... how long did it take him to reach this spot and already he has had 2 belts in his possession? Around 3,4 months, that how long, and now he will have the grandest of all, the TNA championship! I PROMISE YOU... at Cool Breeze, MadMan will be the NEXT TNA champion!

Roach: I've got two more comments and one is, the tag title situation and Paul Carrington, and the second is, Azriel. Anything you'd like to say about these?

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Dangerous: I was, thanks for reminding me. About Paul and helping out MadMan... Paul, please worry about your own problems like the tag title shot. I APPRECIATE... your help but Mad can handle this on his own. After what you and Radd did to him long ago, I doubt we shall need your help.

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And as for Azriel.... tell him to bring it on. MadMan and his new title belt will await his return because when he returns, Azriel will soon be a GONNER! And that, my friend, you can trust.

Roach: Thank you for your time.

** Now on the 'Tron, a shot of MadMan on the street is shown.**
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MadMan: Innovator... what I am doing to this punk Mad Hole is just a taste of what I will do to you. BUMAYE THIS, BITCH! **fist to the kid's face!**

BELIEVE ME ON THAT!

**FADE TO Black**

[Big Vic]

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Vic: Awww man How Can you walk?

Jose: I shat it all out.

Vic: Huh!? Thats nasty I don't wanna hear that....Wait I didn't even see you walk to the bathroom, you didn't shit your self did you?

Jose: What do I look like Greese? No Just unstoppable left his bag open.

Vic: Thats a good Idea....where's that horrible rapper James Steeles bag
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Vic: I need to throw up.

Jose: I already got it covered, get it? covered?

[Innovator]

*TNA World Champion Innovator appears at TNA Kentucky...why TNA's store is in Kentucky I don't have the slighest idea*

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Innovator: Roach buddy, you been on the beefcake plan?

Roach: Yeah I want a piece of Madman for taking out my friend Azriel. I miss Azriel making fun of me. BEEFCAKE!

Innovator: So we doing this interview or what?

Roach: Yeah have a seat

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Roach: So how are you training for your match against Madman at Cool Breeze?

Innovator: Well I am working a lot on my striking, since it is a street fight. Over the course of a week I'll train striking maybe 4 days. I spend 2 days training my guard, basically working on defense, counters and counter for counters. The other day is chain-wrestling, which I usually spend more time on, but I cut back to work on my weapon/striking ability.

Roach: What is your response to Rob E saying you lack intensity?

Innovator: My reponse? Rob E has never stepped into the ring with me, so he can't successfully gauge my intensity. Saying I lack intensity is on par with saying Muhammed Ali wasn't a great boxer. I have more intensity in a single bowel movement than Madman can dream of. My intensity and dedication is why I am TNA World Champion.

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Roach: What is your relationship with your Innovites?

Innovator: My Innovites are mainly the reason why I am successful. If they didn't get behind me, then I'd be stuck lower on the card than Paul. I represent them. I may talk differently than most, I may dress differently than most, but I have the same heart that they do. They witnessed me lose gallons of blood in order to get what I believed in. I said nothing would stop me from winning the TNA Title, and nothing did. They respect my drive, and I respect them backing me. Only one other man had their name and BUMAYE chanted, and that person was the greatest at what he did.

Roach: Any last words for Madman before Cool Breeze?

Innovator: Madman, Azriel is coming for you sooner or later, but don't focus on him at all. I want 110% of Madman. I want everything Madman has within him and then some. That way Madman, you will have no excuse when you step into Innovator's House of Fun. TNA Cool Breeze will be your Last Exit...Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.

[Savior]

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Madman: Hey Rumors are you Are going To help me win my match.

Paul: Well those rumors are untrue. You know why? Look at you opponent its Innovator AKA "J-bone" the lowest drawing champ in TNA history, you'll do fine. What he says he's where he's at because his fans "innovites" cheer him? No he's where he's at because he whines and complains. "Wah I could have beat MVP if I didn't pass out! Wah its my destiny! MY DESTINY! Wahhh!" He's not a real man like any of those Nobodies They all stabbed each other in the back before and they probably will do it again. Hell Innovator stabbed me in the back, its there nature.
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Madman: Ok Man I know it's all in the bag oh and Rob E said sorry he wanted me to tell you.

Paul: Tell him to be easy. There is no way Innovator can beat you cleanly.

Madman: I susspose you don't want help in your match?

Paul: Nah I've beaten Mahagee and Invisble before. Justun is AWOL. And I bet Vic will break Steeles neck. Vegas can hold off FTW while I grab the belts.

[Innovator]

when the hell did i stab you in the back, get your facts straight buddy

[Savior]

When you were J-bone you did. :foc: ;)

[Kapoutman]

Shoot feud coming up?

[Savior]

possibly

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Rob Roider gives up 6 hours of his free time for a pre-PPV photo shoot.

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[PureHatred]

TNA fans are headed to the souvenir stands as the next scheduled bout will be Nes-Kwik trying to break his losing streak against the Office Plant when all of a sudden....

YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!

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JR: BAHGAWDBAHGAWD EXCELLENCEOFEXECUTION HATEMAN ISHERE BUDNESS JUST PICKED UP CHICKEN FRIED STEAK BAHGAWD!!!

KING: Now this is ridiculous. The HateMan has no business out here. Canadians. Can't live with them, can't invade them without provocation. :mad:

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HateMan: I'm out here, tonight, to talk about my match at TNA Cool Breeze against the Immortal, 'Action' Jack Icon. Now some of you who have watched us go back and forth the last few weeks may be wondering, "Why do these two guys have such a problem with each other?"

See...here's the thing. I've dedicated my life to being the greatest technical c-fedder that's ever walked the Earth. I trained, and fought, and worked my ass off, c-fedding all over the planet, to become the caption athlete that stands before you...the best there is now, the best there used to be, and the best there's going to be at a future point in time!!!

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**The TNA crowd pops for The HateMan**

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HateMan: And what does 'Action' Jack Icon do? Does he train? Does he practice? NO! He makes terrible movies and touches little boys. And kittens..that's right...he touches kittens. Jack Icon is a big movie star and wht do I get? I made an appearance on "Lonesome Dove: the Outlaw Years." What has he done.....

**Suddenly the TNA-tron comes to life interrupting The HateMan**

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Groupie: Pooky bear, what is taking so long? It's cold back here and my hands are tired from covering my jahoobies...

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HateMan: Damn it, Whatsyerface!!! I told you when I get back there I would show you the HateMan's specialty...The Iron Man Match. :naughty:

But daddy has work to do right now, so shut yer cake hole until I'm done...Now where was I? That's right....look at me, I'm a c-fed technician. I use proper grammar. I have great punctuation. Why is it that Icon is a legend and I'm just a ....

**Again, the TNA-Tron comes to life.**

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Jim: Hey boss, check this out! Owen had a great idea. We got these sombreros...see?...and then we'e gonna stand outside the premiere of "Mr. Nanny 3:The Quickening" disguised as mariachis, see?...and when Icon walks by...

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HateMan: SHUTTHEFOKUPIMTALKING!!!! You two go do whatever you need to do. I'm busy. Owen...make sure Jim doesn't get into any trouble.

Owen: ...

HateMan: As I was saying. here I am, a master technician and people tell me, "But HateMan, you're not adraw. You don't put asses in the seats....

**AGAIN....the TNA-tron...**

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**It's El PureHatred!!**

PH: Hey, listen, can you help me out? I just got back into town....I was having visa problems..stuck in El Salvador..something about several ounces of cocaine stored in a hollowed out wrestling boot..anywhooooo...I'm a little lost and I was wondering....

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HateMan: BWYZHGHGBJFMNOKKMRZZZ :mad: ENOUGH....I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK!

I don't sing. I don't dance. I don't party and get drunk. I'm not a funny guy. All I am is the greatest technical c-fedder to ever set foot inside an imaginary ring. And at Cool Breeze, none of the movies or the talk shows or the awards from Alternate Lifestyles magazines are going to be able to save you, Jack. The fame won't make a bit of difference once you're in the ring with The HateMan.At Cool Breeze, I'm going to show you that you're not immortal...at Cool Breeze, the legend DIES!!!!!

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**The HateMan gets a surprisingly mixed reaction as he ends his speech by mocking Jack Icon's patented play to the crowd.**

[The Naitch]

I miss El PureHatred and El Nino :love:

[Savior]

Maybe Naitch shouldn't have left his coke in his boot.

[PureHatred]

It was a bitch to find Lucha pics. He'll come around more often though.

[The Naitch]

Yeah same goes for Mysterio pics. But if they both come back....

El PureHatred + El Nino = TNA Tag Team Champions

:cool:

[Savior]

I thought you were strictly <s>TNA</s> NCW.

[Kapoutman]

PureHatred, my feud with you has to be the funniest thing I ever participated in during my C-Fed career.

[Savior]

Kapoutman (11:01:49 PM): Spam until page 5 is up

[Savior]

Well ok kapout if you say so.

[Savior]

Uh um

[Savior]

Dunno If another paul promo will be up before the show.

[Kapoutman]

*Let's join Jack Icon, along with the now healthy Jose Mendez and Big Vic...*

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Icon: Guys, you won't believe it. That prick who calls himself "The Hateman" said he would end my legend and prove I was not as immortal as I said I was!

Mendez: No way. We all know you are the greatest legend to step into a C-Fed ring since...wait, was Lou Thesz a C-Fedder?

Vic: Nah. But that's because he sucks and he was afraid, even though he kept using excuses like "The Internet didn't exist in my time" and "What the fuck is a C-Fed, kid?".

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Vic: So, watcha gonna do, brotha?

Icon: I got the A&E network to produce a biography on my career. I'll prove that prick, once and for all, that I AM Immortal, and that my legend will never die. I mean, remember when I obliterated Rich Flairz back in World Captioning Wrestling in 94? That was for telling me that I was a has-been! The Hateman will get the same thing!

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Vic: Impressive.

Mendez: I gotta grab some booze and pretz...Nah, just booze.

Icon: Sit down guys, I got an advanced copy to show you. Of course, I used some of my world-famous "Creative Control". You'll love it.

*Let's take a look at the TV screen.*

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Action Jack Icon was born in Florida somewhere in the 50's. His youth was filled with fun and love, and we all find that boring. So let's skip to his teenage years. Jack was a stud, and of course, the football team captain, science fair winner and THE most popular guy at school. FUN FACT: Jack Icon was named Prom King three years in a row, a state record.

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Jack's first gimmick upon entering the business was a French-Can-Can dancer. After dominating the circuit with his famous leg kicks moves, Jack was held back for being too successful.

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As a punishment gimmick, Jack was renamed "The German Jigger" Jack Icon. Even though women and gay men couldn't get enough of him, he was always denied a title shot. In 1981, he had enough and left for Hollywood. FUN FACT: Jack Icon was once reknowned for his dancing gimmicks, such as "The Disco Dragon", "The Country Crusher" and "The Polka Punisher".

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Jack immediately became a star, first with a role in "The Revenge of The Italian Stalion, as depicted here. FUN FACT: Other Jack Icon movies include "Suburban Commando vs Alien", "The 3 Ninjas finally die at Mega Mountain" and "Santa with Muscles, Manboobs and a beer gut".

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In 1984, Jack arrived in World Wrestling c-Federation. He promptly defeated The Stainless Steel Sheik and wn the World Championship. Instead of celebrating, Jack only listened to his huge heart and did what a true champion should do: He went to a geriatric center and read stories to the elderly.

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Jack then proceeded to reign as king over the federation until 1993. During these years, he met "The Ultimate Weirdo" in a Championship match. After a humiliating loss, Weirdo, who happened to be a shaman, blessed Jack with Immortality as a reward. FUN FACT: Other gifts from defeated foes to Jack include a Subaru Impreza, a set of wooden spoons, a toaster and an ashtray with his name on it.

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Jack also was a Ladies Man. He had an affair in the 80's with pop superstar Cindy Lauper. She then sued him for sexual harrasment, claiming the ass groping was in fact unwanted. Jack settled out of court, with a bitchslap and a kick in the ass to the skank. FUN FACT: Jack also had frequent affair with his movie partners, including Adrien from Rocky, Christopher Lloyd's wife from the Commando movie, and Mr. T.

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Icon then moved to World Captioning Wrestling, in 1996, he did C-Fedding's most shocking turn in history and aligned himself with bad guys Jose Mendez and Big Vic. He soon became World Champ and renamed the belt "The FTW championship". ECW did sue, but Jack kicked their ass because he is really manly. FUN FACT: Mendez and Vic were coming from WWcF, where they used to portray the Cuban Thug "Mach "3" Turbo" and the bodyguard "Unleaded".

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After a brief stint back with WWcF, Jack, Jose and Vic moved to TNA, where they still are to this day. Things are looking good for the group known as FTW, as Jack is one of the Top contenders to the TNA World Championship. FUN FACT: FTW, at one moment, included such wrestlers as "Horace Icon" and Big Slow, before settling down to their present form.

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Yes, Jack Icon remains a force in the C-Fedding World, and his legend will be with us until the extinction of mankind. An idol to some, but a role model to all, "Action" Jack Icon will forever be known as the man who put C-Fedding on the map back in the 80's.

*Cut back to the locker room.*

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Mendez: Wow. I was so impressed that I can't help but put my hands together, as if I was thinking a lot about what I just witnessed.

Icon: I told you guys. The Hateman is DONE.

Vic: Who cares? I got hookers waiting in the car.

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Icon: All right guys, let's go then. It's always good to know where our "priorities" are.

Mendez: Exactly. You'll find sleeping in my feces in front of the liquor store of you need me.

Vic: :lol: Ah, that Jose!

[Savior]

:lol: at WWcF names.

[PureHatred]

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**Again, the TNA fans are waiting for the grudge match between Nes-Kwik and The Office Plant when all of a sudden.....**


















AYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIIIIIIII!!! ARRIBA!!ARRIBA!!

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JR: Now what bahgawd is going on here bahgawd!??

King: That's the Mexican national anthem....

JR: :wtf: How did you know that?

King: Prostitution is legal in Tijuana. :naughty:

JR: hold on a second..someone is coming out to the top of the ramp....

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....it's El PureHatred and El Nino!!!

PH: For months now, I have been kept out of c-fedding because of some unfortunate problems with my visa. But while staying in a jail cell in El Salvador with my close firends in the Columbian drug cartel ---shout out to my homiez!! -- I asked myself, "why is it so hard for me to get back in America? I am a legendary lucha c-fedder, why can I not get back inot America?"

Because you people hate Mexicans!!! That's right, America is just a nation full of racist, elitist, Mexican hating pieces of shit....just look at your president:

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Dubya: Hey you, Jorge....fuck you, you mexican fucker!

PH: You people live in the wealthiest, most prosperous nation in the world. And yet you allow Mexico to wallow in poverty and impoverishness. There are no jobs, no food, no schools...look at our children...

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..most of them are homeless and diseased and forced to play futbol--it's not called soccer you ignorant pieces of crap!!!--on fields covered in human shit. WHAT??! OKAYYY!!

And then when we come home to get jobs to feed out disgusting wives and our filthy crap-covered children, you try to use guns to force us out, like those idiot Minutemen in Arizona....

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Earl: By gummit, Vern, we us gonna catch us some thar Mexicans today!

Vern: Border's the other way, Vern....

PH: WHY?? Why do you hate us...everywhere I go I have to deal with these stupid looks on your American faces. "Is he a gardener?" "Is he a dish-washer?" Just because I'm Mexican does not mean I am here to do your stupid American chores....is it jealousy?

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PH: is it because white women loooove my <s>LATINO</s> LUCHADOR HEAT???!!!

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PH:It doesn't matter bitches, I've got my green card now. El Nino, translate for our great Mexican American fans and then go down and show these two jobbers what happens to all Americans when they fuck with Mexco's Most Wanted!!

Nino: Oye, pendejos! Todos los gringos puede chupa mis webos! Los mujeres Americanos son putas! ARRIBA!!

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**Major heat from the crowd as El Nino takes out the Office Plant...

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..and then destroys Nes-Kwik***

AYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIIIIIIII!!! ARRIBA!!ARRIBA!!

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**The TNA crowd boos as Mexico's Most wanted heads to the back.**

[Kapoutman]

**The TNA crowd boos as Mexico's Most wanted heads to the back.**

*When we get back from the commercial break, the crowd is still booing when suddenly, they hear a familiar song.*

J'avais une terre...À SAINTE-AGATHE!!!
Où j'faisais...POUSSER DES PATATES!
J'avais une vache...DIN PATURÂGE!
Qui me donnait...DU BON FROMAGE!

*Out comes, for the first time in almost a year...*

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*...EVIL RICK THEODORE AND SCARY SCOTT CHABOT!*

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*They LAUGH EVILY, before going to the ring and grabbing microphones.*

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Rick: So? You thought we were GONE? How wrong you were! Last time you saw us, we were battling each others in a MATCH FOR THE AGES! After that, we simply took a break and went back to Quebec!

Scott: Remember how SCARY STRONG I am? I trained in Quebec by lifting pigs and cows on a farm, day in and day out! NON-STOP!

*The fans are cheering at the long-lost wrestlers. A woman shows her titties to the team, but we can't show it on screen. Instead, Rick and Scott LAUGH AGAIN.*

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Rick: Just moments ago, we were listening to some Mexicans whining about being poor. Well TABARNAK, WE JUST DON'T CARE! Scott and I were gone for close to a year, and we were living in Saint-Henri in Montreal! Now THAT'S poor! We were eating cereals out of the box and sleeping on the damn floor. And wanna know what? It was a WOOD FLOOR!

Scott: El PureHatred and El Nino, you want to complain about this and that, well BOO-HOO! Too bad, your time is already up! There is only ONE PLACE for a returning superstar tag team, and we ALREADY TOOK IT. That means that you can feel free to go back to Tijuana or wherever you come from, and KEEP WHINING. Maybe you'll find an old man on a porch, clad in a sombrero, who may give a PORCUPINE'S ASS of what you have to say!

*The fans are delirious at the sight and sound of RICK AND SCOTT! So let's throw a party!*

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Rick: Since I am THAT EVIL, as my welcome back gift, I decided to have a bit more fun than usual. El Purehatred, we'll play a little game. I SHAT IN ONE OF EVERY TWO MASKS I FOUND IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM!!! Have fun guessing which ones!

Scott: You know Rick, since I am SCARY AS HELL, I decided I would find EL NINO'S SECOND COUSIN AND KIDNAP HIM! Let's bring the poor guy in!

Rick: Where did you keep him? I didn't see any second cousin coming with us.

Scott: I hid him under the ring yesterday while other guys were putting in ladders and tables.

*As soon as the second cousin steps into the ring, he is taken down by Scott, who keeps him in position for the most famous Tag Finisher since the Hart Attack...*

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*...THE FIELD GOAL FROM HELL! Rick and Scott LAUGH EVILY as the poor guy clutches his sack.*

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Rick: Just so everybody knows, WE MAKE THE RULES in the tag division! You guys are Mexico's Most Wanted? We are SCARINGLY EVIL! Now take THAT!

Scott: Rick, I think you forgot to say one thing before we go.

Rick: What is it?

Scott: NOW IS THE SEASON OF EVIL!!!

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*Rick and Scott leave the ring as the crowd is going crazy.*

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I just noticed that Rick has the same "pics" as Jim from PureHatred's stable. Sorry about that. :(

[PureHatred]

ROFL!!!!!! The Tag Division in TNA heats up!

[MVP]

WOW, just caught up on all the RP's. I gotta say I love all the newcomers, and you guys are all kicking ass right now. :y:

Jack Icon and HateMan are the goods, and I marked out for EVIL Rick and Scary Scott. :love:

[The Naitch]

I guess I can RP as El Nino again :cool:

[McLegend]

I won't be able to promo until Friday. Mad busy with school.

[The Naitch]

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*"Ultimate Babyface" El Nino is seen entering the arena*

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*El Nino adresses the TNA fans who are happy to see El Nino back in TNA*

El Nino: Damn it's good to be back in TNA, where the big boys play. And obviously as the biggest dog in the yard, I am happy to see all my fans again. Now you may wonder why I came back and most importantly, why am I a "good guy" teaming up with a "bad guy".....well that's simple, because El PureHatred is familia! We played cops and robbers when we were kids. He was always the robber and I was always the cop. Plus my idol growing up was Eric Estrada. Chips baby!

*Fans pop*

I've been away for a while taking care of Chalupa, my dog.

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There he is. Bad ass. He went to jail for attempted murder, but due to my power stroke with the Mexican Government, I got him out the next day. But then he got very sick from a cocaine overdose, so I asked The Naitch to give me some time off to take care of him. But now that Chalupa is 100% again, The Dude wanted me to come back so bad, that I couldn't say no. So from now on, you'll be seeing more of El Nino and El PureHatred. The Good Guy and The Bad Guy, side by side kicking ass all over TNA! Mexico's Most Wanted!

*Fans pop*

HOLLA!

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OOC: So yeah, we're a babyface and heel tag team. I wasn't going to bring him back but after reading PH's promo, I just had to :y:

[The Naitch]

Chalupa = Ratings

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[Savior]

See that might be a TNA thing, but it's not NCW. We do non-promo's better than all of you combined.

[James Steele]

*The scene opens up with James Steele heading toward the ring, but not before provoking the fans*

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*James Steele gets in the ring as the ring announcer holds the mic for James Steele*


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James Steele: I have been at home watching all the crap on TV while thinking about what I will say before I set out upon my championship odyssey at Cool Breeze. I have seen some punk in NCW think he is great because he cuts one great promo. Hell, I lost count how many great promos I have done in the past month. I also saw something that made me sick to my stomach. I saw something that made me want to vomit. I saw something that made me realize how sick people can be. I saw inspiration for Cool Breeze.

I saw Ready To C-Rumble. What a shitty movie it was, but it inspired me to change the perception of this business. Seriously, rumors are that the lead actor will be NCW World Champion before the end of the year.

*James Steele grabs the mic*

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James Steele: I am tired of talking. I am tired of waiting. I am tired of preparing. Cool Breeze will be here sooner than any of my opponents realize and I will do what I am supposed to do.

I will take their pride. I will take their manhood. I will take their hopes. I will take their dreams... and I will piss on them. I will beat them like a bag of frozen kittens. I will be the dominant force I was designed to be. I will walk in Cool Breeze VBX Champion and I will walk out of Cool Breeze as a VBX AND TAG TEAM Champion. I have been chosen by the wrestling gods to lead this company back on top. I have been chosen by the wrestling gods to revolutionize this industry. I will do this at any costs...

*Scene fades to black as James Steele poses with his VBX Championship*

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[James Steele]

Originally Posted by Splaya
See that might be a TNA thing, but it's not NCW. We do non-promo's better than all of you combined.

That just further proves that NCW is a joke. A giant gimmicky nazi joke.

[Splaya]

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*Splaya begins to walk down to the ring as the Horsemen's theme plays. Crowd boos very loudly as they are obviously pissed at the Legend Killer*

*Greatness personified decides to pose on the top rope.*

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*He then gets on the mic*

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Splaya: You know, it's great. I get a little honest, a little open minded. And people flip out. Honestly, I thought all I had to deal with on Nitro was ghetto trash. Honestly come on look at him
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Splaya: Oh and look Ghetto trash is crying. Cause you wanna know why. Because I gave his bitch that PKO, the greatest move ever. Not only that, but this was the single most greatest moment ever in C-fed history.

*Crowd boos and begins to chant for Slim and ILT*

Splaya: You know what screw all you people. You all smell bad like Slim, while I, am greatness personified. And you know what you do with people who are great. You watch moments in their career. So let's watch this video montage that the Horsemen put together for me.


WHAT IS GREATNESS PERSONIFIED???????


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ONE MAN IS TAKING IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL...


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SPLAYA, NOT JUST THE LEGEND KILLER, BUT ALSO, THE LADY KILLER



Paid for by The NWA Horsemen

*Camera comes back to show Splaya obviously amused*

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Splaya: And then, you got white trash boy James Steele, whining and crying over at TNA. Crying about how he is so much better than me. How he could beat me. Well, I'm standing here, I'm in NCW, fly over here and I'll kick your ass, bitch. Show a picture of white trash.

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Splaya: Ah yes, that's James Steele. And look the fat Mexican interviewing is about to pass out. Whether it be from how bad he smells, or how boring his promo is, no one will ever know. Honestly though, white trash, stay on your side of the fence, where you belong. By all means, if you wanna come over here and get your ass kicked, be my guest. But Splaya will not stand for it.

*Crowd boos and throws things at Splaya.*

Splaya: And then the biggest piece of trash ever, trailer park trash, Savior, is bitching at Splaya again. Bitch shut the hell up, you had your chance to come over here and attempt to kick Splaya's ass. But you dropped the ball, put your tail between your legs and went back to TNA. Splaya wants to hear nothing more of you. Splaya doesn't want to hear about you, nothing. Show splaya the trailer park trash.

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Splaya: Honestly, look at you. You look like a poor man's piece of trailer park trash Scott Steiner look alike. Those are definitely the muscles of roids because we all know you used to look like a skinny bitch. I mean I even got proof.

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Honestly, what the fuck kid. Thank god you left NCW, you were the reason dropping the ratings. You were the reason that the ratings were so low, so small. In fact, if your on roids, I wonder how you get any woman at all, with your dick being so small.

*Fans boo*

Splaya: What's great about me though, is that I'm all natural. I'm greatness personified. It doesn't matter whether I'm PKOing bitches, or hooking up with the bitches. I'm Splaya, I'm greatness personified. I am the LEGEND KILLER. AND COME NITRO, SLIM YOUR ASS IS GRASS, AND ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU, I'LL BE WAITING FOR JAMES THE PUSSY STEELE TO GET HIS ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK IT.

*splaya leaves to a loud amount of heat.*

[Gone Mad]

**MadMan is shown backstage, talking to a mirror. **
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MadMan: Innovator... all this talk about intensity and lack of it... what you and Rob forgot to mention is... I AM INTENSITY! I define it, I live by it. Not trust, intensity! Intensity will be there, not the trust of so-called friends! Very shortly, Cool Breeze arrives but the winds begin to pick up and all that is left in the end is the pieces of what used to be. I am the strong wind, you are what becomes the pieces.

I don't care if this doesn't make sense. All you have to know is.. at Cool Breeze.. I ---



SHUT YU MOUTH! :D

** And it is ...SLATER! Slater is in front of the Mad One! **
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Slater: NON-PREPPIE! You claim to be the best, you claim to be the prom king of the ring... but you make every one of your Mad Peeps saddd... now... WAZZUPWITDAT, OX?!

**Crowd cheers Slater! **

MadMan: Listen, Hooked on Phonics...**BOOS** I don't care for them, and I don't care for you! They, like you, are brainless idiots who can't make up their mind and ... What's with the Bayside references with you, anyways ?!

Slater: Um, SHUT UP! You know what you can do? You take your T-shirts, and your castles and you can place them in Lisa's garage!!! ....And you smell!
:shifty: :roll: :yes: :n: :kiss: :D

**Crowd chanting Innovator and Slater**
MadMan: Whoa... watch out. What are you gonna do, get Bob Golic and Maxx, maybe even that little robot Screech had, and have them rush me?! Hell, you can bring Mr. Belding, his brother, Miss Bliss, hell, bring Tori Spelling, I'll whip all those Mad-Hole asses and still have time to feel up that Mad Chick Kelly! Trust me, bitch!

** BOOOOOOO!!!!! **
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Slater: .....you sank my battleship. :nono: You did manage to stop my WACKY poetry skills, but Innovator, he WILL take you out, cuz he from the streets! Like Will Smith. :-\ So, MadMan, at Cool As Ice 2005, you will taken to TerrorDome, if YA SMELLLLL.... ah, it doesn't matter what I say, cuz you gonna lose, DOWN WITH VALLEY! :foc: :lol: :(

MadMan: WOW. Maybe you're right. In fact, I am just gonna go home. And hey, good luck getting that Poetry.com title or whatever.

**A minute later...**



** GONNER ON SLATER !!!!! **
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***BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! ***
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MadMan: Hey, it doesn't matter who I fight, when I fight, wherever I fight... I will win! Everyone and everything becomes my enemy! Innovator... Azriel.... TNA... anyone... this is my world and in MadMan I trust! Cool Breeze, say hello to the NEW TNA champion!

**throws mic and leaves, as the crowd boos the hell out of MadMan.**

**FADE TO Black**

[Innovator]

*Evil Rick and Scarry Scott emerge, being as evil as ever*

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Rick: You know what? I came to a strange conclusion while I was on the toilet. Scott was on the other side of the door, reading me a wrestling magazine to keep me company. As we stumbled upon old results, he made me notice something. Innovator is our World Champion. I already beat him. I put him out of the Hell In A Cell match during "The Big Invisible Swerve" by breaking his leg! I am a part of history! I am EVIL! I should be taking on the champ! I....

*lights cut out*
























*still out*






















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*Come Out and Play hits as Innovator walks to a his original badass theme*

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Rick: You know, Inno...Can I call you Inno? I may be EVIL, but you are a CRAZY MOFO. Screw The Nobodies! I'll be your bodyguard! Please! Think about it!

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*Innovator is thinking as he takes off his jacket*

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LAST EXIT TO SCARY SCOTT!

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*Rick is CHOKED*

Innovator: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?! Well then allow me to retort. You see Rick while you were out kicking hobos in the junk, I was out fulfilling my destiny. Now that I finally won the TNA World Championship, nothing is going to stop me from representing this company. Not you, not Madman, not anyone! But Rick, you never let me thank you for delaying my desting...I'll give you the same courtesy that I'll give Madman at Cool Breeze. But for you Rick...just for you...I'll tone it down just a bit-

Crowd: INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE! INNOVATOR BUMAYE!

Innovator: ...if you say so-

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LAST EXIT TO EVIL RICK!

JR: Innovator sends a message to Madman through Evil Rick and Scary Scott! I CAN'T WAIT FOR COOL BREEZE! INNOVATOR vs. MADMAN! STREET FIGHT!

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*Innovator looks at the Fallen Evil Rick as the camera fades*

[Gouda]

[The big screen come to life and the image of a man appears on it...]

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???: Salâm. Nâme man... Shomareh Yek! ... Kâr barâye... Asal Oqab!

Hello. My name is Shomareh Yek and I work for Asal Oqab.

Who is Asal Oqab you ask?

Simply put... he is.... TERROR!!

You will all know his might and power and enjoy becoming his eternal slaves!

Behold! A demonstration of his power! As you can see... I am wearing a jacket...

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Shomareh Yek: AND NOW I AM NOT!!!

Yes... this is a mere fraction as to what is in store for you people here in TNA. Wrestlers and fans alike...

YOU WILL SERVE ASAL!!

He is coming... and with him he brings complete domination of this pitiful world! No one is safe!

[The big screen flashes the picture of another man, presumably Asal Oqab, before going back to it's regular duties of being off.]

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[Bazooka]

Hysteria by Muse hits and the fans go wild...

Camera focuses on the entrance way but Invisible is nowhere to be seen. The music begins to fade out after about 30 seconds and then a few figures appear up in the rafters...

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Invisible:"This is clearly not the way to the ring, what am I doing taking directions from Mahagee anyway... Come on, Bogo you're going to injure yourself over there."

Mahagee:"Ooo Mahagee sorry, I don’t know where we are. Somehow vortex take us to other dimension and we wind up."

Invisible:"Mahagee, we're in the rafters"

Mahagee:"Oooo no wonder people shrink so tiny."

All 3 of them leave the rafters and shortly later...

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Hysteria by Muse hits and out comes Invisible and Mahagee to the ring.

(fans go crazy in cheers)

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Invisible:"Chill the sound. Finally, we got... to the ring. With Cool Breeze just a few days away I got an open challenge to propose... This challenge to warm us up as a tag team, now the Lethal Weapons are going to need a team so intense, and so unpredictable to truly test our skills as a team and our conditioning going into the TLC match. Take this as an open challenge to any of the dudes in the back who got something to show for themselves... "

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Mahagee:"AND PREPARE TO FAIL!"
(Big POP for both Mahagee/Invis)

Juggalo by ICP hits as a clown and a guy in a Gas station jacket come to the ring.

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(mixed reaction)

Invisible: “Bogo the Frown and Crowgas, two close allies of mine also very skilled in acrobatics, of course they are from the circus so they got to have talent."

Bell dings as the match goes underway. Bogo runs at Invisible who counters with an arm drag and takes him down.

Bogo gets back up and charges Invisible who leap frogs over and jump kicks a spinning roundhouse across Bogo's temple.

Invisible then lifts Bozo to his feet, but Bogo counters and takes Invisible down with a hurricanrana.

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Bogo tags in Crowgas who immediately puts the boots to Invisible, he then goes to shoving his fingers into Invisible’s eye sockets!

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But it doesn't last for long as Invisible manages to fight back and take Crowgas down with a flying closeline.

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Invisible tags Mahagee who dives off the top turnbuckle and connects with a high flying moonsault!

Invisible tags himself back in and tosses Crowgas out of the ring, he then goes outside of the ring and pulls out a table, and just as Bogo tries to interrupt, Mahagee goes after him.

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Invisible sets Crowgas up for the Nail in the Coffin and drives him through the table!
(HUGE POP)

Jim Hoss: “Oh my god! OH MY GAWD he put him through that darn table!”

*Invisible grabs the mic*
Invisible: “This goes out to all of you in the TLC, Mahagee and I are taking the gold at Cool Breeze…”

Suddenly, Paul Carrigan and Johnny Vegas hit the ring and knock down the ref. Paul then proceeds to attack Invisible while Johnny Vegas goes after Mahagee, and the brawl is some back and forth action.

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FTW then hit the ring and join the battle, and soon after that James Steele and Juston Stoppable come out, and it's an all out brawl!

the segment soon fade to black as they are still brawling in the ring.

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OOC: Damn promo took me over 2 hours to do, from now on ill try to promo mostly Thursday – Sunday cause that’s when I’m on a quicker computer.

[Azriel]

Outsider and The Dude have a conference

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Dude: Outsider, this has got to stop.

Outsider: What?

Dude: Making apperances in NCW. Our ratings are slipping fast enough as it is, I don't need to see my TNA stars making appearances there either. What the hell was that on Nitro?

Outsider: I had to defend my place of work.

Dude: TNA is your place of work Outsider, not McDonalds. McDonalds can go to hell for all I care.

Outsider: :'(

Dude: Your job is to manage Azriel and so far, I have not been impressed with the results.

Outsider: Well, if my client would get a World Title shot, then maybe...

Dude: Azriel is in no shape at this moment to compete for the World Title, but I told you I would think about your proposal for making Azriel the next contender for the World Title. By the way, how is Azriel?

Outsider: Doctors say he's at about 85%, so they'll most likely clear him to wrestle by the next time RAW happens.

Dude: Good. What's he doing now?

Outsider: Taking a nap.

Azriel has a dream caption_style

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Street Fight for the World Heavyweight title. Introducing first, Madman.

Crowd boos as Rob Zombie's "Superbeast" plays and Madman comest out

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Announcer: And his opponent, the World Heavyweight Champion, Innovator.

"Come Out and Play" hits as Innovator makes his way to the ring with a huge pop from the crowd

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The two superstars put on a wrestling clinic for a good twenty minutes, when all of a sudden...

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JR: Bah Gawd! Goner on Innovator...who just changed into Slater :shifty:

King: :eek:

Madman goes for the cover and we have a new champion

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JR: bah Gawd, Madman is the new World Champion. Hell has frozen over.

Hell might not have frozen over, but the Earth does blow up in frustration

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Then...darkness

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Outsider: Azriel?

Azriel: GAHHHH!!

Azriel wakes up and sees Outsider next to him

Azriel: Oh, it's you Outsider. For a moment there I thought I had just met my maker.

Outsider: What's wrong?

Azriel: it was horrible Outsider. I dreamed Madman won the World Title and the Earth blew up.

Outsider: Having the Vogon dream again, huh?

Azriel: No. It blew up because Madman became champion. That was an obvious jab at Madman, not a cross reference to Hitchhikers. Jeez. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, it was horrible Outsider. I've got to stop him.

Outsider: Are you crazy? You might be much better now, but you're still not in any shape to confront Madman. Don't worry. I'm sure Innovator will get the job done. You'll see.

Azriel: I hope you're right, or else this could be the end of civilization as we know it.

[Gouda]

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[The scene opens up in the Evil Eye Cafe, hangout for evil people who generally wish to take over the world. Some are less greedy and only want a few countries..... BUT THOSE MEN ARE WEAK!!

Asal Oqab shall not set his sights so low! Asal shall settle for nothing less than the world! And what better place to start then to completley and utterly take over TNA? Well.... I'm sure there are plenty of places that would be better....... and uhhh... make a lot more sense. But don't try and tell him that.]

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[Standing in the corner is Asal Oqab... MAN OF TERROR!!. Flanking him is his number one man, Shomareh Yek.... as well as about fifty henchmen all dressed up like the henchmen from the Adam West Batman... with labelled T-Shirts reading "Henchman" and all.

All evil maniacs aspiring to take over the world must have henchmen... but the job is not easy...

Asal looks down into his drink. His eyes grow wide.]

Asal Oqab: DAMMIT! What is this?! My ice cubes have melted!! I DID NOT ORDER THIS!! Dammit Henchman #36! This is all your fault!

Henchman #36: Za?

Asal Oqab: SUPER HYPER MEGA ULTRA KICK!!!!

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[Yes. USE YOUR IMAGINATION. Henchman #36 goes flying through the ceiling or something.]

Henchman #48: Uhhh... sir? Larry didn't do anythi-

Asal Oqab: SILENCE!!

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[Asal throws a snake in Henchman #48's face. Cause he's an evil bastard.

Yes, the life of henchman isn't easy. Getting blamed and killed for everything... Talking back and getting killed... The life isn't pretty.

Nevertheless more henchmen will rise and take the places of the fallen despite the ridiculously high death ratio. Maybe it's because they want... DENTAL BENEFITS!! That could very well be it.]

Asal Oqab: Dammit Shomareh, these henchmen get more incompetent by the day.

Shomareh Yek: Good help IS hard to find.

Asal Oqab: Dammit. I blame that entirely on Henchman #12!

[Asal pulls out a syringe full of cyanide and jabs it into Henchman #12. Cause he's an evil bastard.]

Asal Oqab: But soon... All our hard work will come to fruition when I take over TNA! Henchman #6!

Henchman #6: Y-Yes?

Asal Oqab: Go forth and do my bidding!

Henchman #6: Uhhh...ok.

[And so Henchman #6 goes forth and does his bidding.]

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Asal Oqab: Excellent! Once that item is mine I can begin conquest! I believe I shall go take a walk in celebration! For walks are a healthy part of healthy living!

[And so Asal leaves the cafe to go on a walk. He offers to help an old lady across the street... BUT THEN LEAVES HER STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE!! Cause he's an evil bastard.]

[Savior]

http://tpwwtna.tripod.com/ (http://tpwwtna.tripod.com/)

News was updated to.

[Innovator]

wachyoutalkingabout Paul?

[Savior]

NM paid me off. Sorry madman.

[LK]

Intercontinental Title: Legend Killer (c) vs. The Dub
Dub, Power > High flying

BOOOO

[Nowhere Man]

Y'know, you really shouldn't put up predictions for stuff I haven't finished writing yet. Chances are I'll just change the results out of spite now.

Anyways, my real-life has caught up to me again, but I've got a lot of time at night to work on the show. Cool Breeze WILL be up Monday, come hell, high water, or another hissy-fit from *cough* certain fedders.

[Savior]

Ok let me make a change then.

[Savior]

Tag Team Titles: TLC: Paul/Vegas vs. Steele/Stoppable vs. Mahagee/Invisible vs. Vic/Mendez
Invisibles team has the greatest chances or FTW or James and Impact. They are the winners

[Gone Mad]

I don't really comment much on here but excellent promos from all that have posted! I'm gonna try for 2 promos before Monday, maybe one last MadMan one and a recap one with the Cool Breeze card, via Photoshop. But, don't trust me on that.

Oh, and Paul, :'( . Can you believe this sign is still up by the way? ;)
http://img56.echo.cx/img56/3703/mcdonaldssign02savior0to.jpg

[Savior]

and its true ;)

[Innovator]

Anyways, my real-life has caught up to me again, but I've got a lot of time at night to work on the show. Cool Breeze WILL be up Monday, come hell, high water, or another hissy-fit from *cough* <s>certain fedders</s> Paul.

[Nowhere Man]

:shifty: You said it, not me.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The lights go out.















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The crowd get to their feet.

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Rob: You know, I was browsin’ eBay last night… And I came across some C-Fed merchandise… Check this out.

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Rob: It’s an Angelina blow-up Love doll. :naughty:

The crowd laugh, as Rob puts the doll down.

Rob: Don’t worry baby, there’ll be time for you later.

He starts to walk to the ring.

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He climbs in.

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Rob: Now this is a real woman. Allow me to introduce my Super-Freak… Emma Roid.

Crowd: :lol:

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Rob: What is it with you F##KIN’ people?!

Crowd: :lol:

Rob: Why the F##K does everyone laugh when I tell them the bitch’s name?!

Crowd: :rofl:

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Rob: I’m sick of this S##T! Next one of you BITCHES to laugh is gonna taste some pain!

One guy in the crowd laughs out loud.

Rob: Wise guy huh?!

Rob jumps out of the ring and attacks the fan.

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Rob: You like that, huh BITCH?!

He rolls back into the ring.

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Rob: Now onto business… I’m callin’ out my old buddy Jack… Get out here Jack Icon you piece of S##T!

The crowd cheer and look to the ramp.

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Jack: Look what I got! Ya see brother, I was browsin’ eBay too… And I got me a blow-up Naitch love doll!

Crowd: :wtf:

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Jack: Uhh… It’s for my daughter Jacqueline Icon.

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Rob: That’s great buddy… Now get your ass in the ring!

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Jack: You wanna fight?!

Rob: Hell no…

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Rob: I wanna show you my Roid-Mountains! Beat that BITCH!

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The crowd cheer.

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Rob: You call those arms?!

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Jack: Where’d that hat come from?!

Rob: What’s it to ya? You’re changin’ outfit in every F##KIN’ shot.

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Jack: You lying son of a bitch!

Jack looks up.

Jack: Oh… I guess you’re right.

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Rob: You’re damn right I am… Whoa who’s that behind me?!

Jack: Oh that’s Big Vic… Ignore him.

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Rob: Okay… Now what I wanted to say was…

He pauses.

Rob: You know that guy standing behind me is really pissin’ me off.

Jack: Hey big guy, move along.

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Rob: That’s better… Now, there’s a reason I called you out here.

Jack: There is?

Rob: Oh yeah.

Jack: And what is it, brother?!

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Rob: It’s to give you a couple of my personally hand-picked FREAKS!

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Jack: Action Jack is lovin’ this.

Rob: I knew you would. But I want something from you in return.

Jack: Anythin’ brother, you’re my kinda guy!

Rob: Well, it’s kinda embarrassing. Ya see, whenever I leave the ring, some crazy guy grabs my F##KIN’ ass!

Jack: That ain’t right dude.

Rob: Yeah, watch this.

Rob rolls out of the ring.

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Rob: I’m beggin’ ya man, help me kick his ass!

Jack: Sure thing!

Jack rolls out after him.

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Jack: Lemme just move my love doll.

Crowd: :lol:

Jack: Time for ACTION!

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Jack: Take that you sick little freak!

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Rob: What are you doin’?! Isn’t that your little buddy Nick Grease?!

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Jack: Oh s##t, you’re right dude.

Jack runs away.

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Rob: He is one crazy BITCH!

[James Steele]

:rofl:

[Innovator]

THIS MONDAY (weather permitting)

THE REALIZATION OF DESTINY

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THE AWOKEN SUPERBEAST

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TWO PATHS COLLIDING...TO FIND OUT

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WHO'S THE BEST AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND

no sweeping of the leg

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THE GONNER vs. THE LAST EXIT

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MADMAN vs. INNOVATOR

FOR TNA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...OF THE WORLD

TNA COOL BREEZE

[Savior]

Whoa when did I throw a hissy fit over the times of the show being up? I have not complained once. Invisible has been complaining but thats cuz he's leaving soon.

[The Dub]

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Here comes The Dub!

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Dub: As you all know, I will be going for the IC championship for the second time. If history repeats itself, The Dub will once again be IC champ. But what I'd like to do right now is call out my worthy opponent, LK. LK has a lot of respect for The Dub as a competitor, so I'd like to see him in this ring face-to-face and shake his hand in sportsmanship before our title match. LK, come on out!

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Dub: You're a stand-up guy, LK. The Killer Clash versus the Stock Market Crash. Should be good. But let's be real. Do you think you have a chance of defeating me? I'm bigger than you, stronger than you, smarter than you and most importantly, richer than you.

OUT COMES THE REAL LK TO A HUGE POP!

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http://img184.echo.cx/img184/3325/1103ju.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The Dub is shocked

LK hits the ring and they go at it. Dub gains an advantage and hits a fallaway slam on LK.

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/9118/0109ap.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/4152/0188eb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Dub then pops the top on a beer and smokes a cigar while LK is recovering

Out of nowhere, LK hits the Killer Clash!

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The Dub rolls out of the ring in shock as LK poses with the IC title

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[Savior]

I'm routing for Dub.

[Savior]

I'm rooting for Dub.

[Bazooka]

Whoa when did I throw a hissy fit over the times of the show being up? I have not complained once. Invisible has been complaining but thats cuz he's leaving soon.I never once complained, I get along with all the guys so I don't have a clue what you're on about. I've spoken to NM about putting shows up quicker but that's it. Paul always pm's me asking me when the shows up and I say I dunno but it's been awhile.

I might be blunt, but certainly not a complainer.

anyway, I'm really interested in the promo's lately so everyone keep up the excellence. I can't promo as much as I used to but ill try to give an effort. I am leaving in a few ppvs and I didn't want to announce yet, but that's all right. I will be moving in June and will finish my career up here, however I will most likely be apart of TNA for quite sometime even if im not a character.

(edit:ill try to get a promo up tomorrow)

[Savior]

I'm blunt, but I have never complained about the show not being up to NM I don't think any one has. But I get blamed for being blunt about other things, like how NCW is getting better ratings I'm sorry but its in black and yellow they are getting more pages then we are. But do ratings really mean anything? It what you think of the product not me, so if me saying "NCW is the bigger company" is influencing you to not promo or post then buy your own damn opinion. Because after all the stupid shit that has been happening to my Character I haven't stopped posting here, hell I think I got the most posts in here.

Since we're all putting things on the table here I'll put another thing on it. I PMed NM earlier today to see if he still wants me to fed so. If he does not Cool Breeze will be my last match.
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I'm also rooting for LK to it should be a great match.

[Savior]

(test)

[Savior]

I'm blunt, but I have never complained about the show not being up to NM I don't think any one has. But I get blamed for being blunt about other things, like how NCW is getting better ratings I'm sorry but its in black and yellow they are getting more pages then we are. But do ratings really mean anything? It what you think of the product not me, so if me saying "NCW is the bigger company" is influencing you to not promo or post then buy your own damn opinion. Because after all the stupid shit that has been happening to my Character I haven't stopped posting here, hell I think I got the most posts in here.

Since we're all putting things on the table here I'll put another thing on it. I PMed NM earlier today to see if he still wants me to fed so. If he does not Cool Breeze will be my last match.
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I'm also rooting for LK to it should be a great match.

[The Naitch]

cry about it :lol:

[Savior]

I will! :'(

[PureHatred]

Do pages equal ratings? Because that's an asinine comparison. If one fed has more members and more members who enjoy dopping in the non-promo posts, you're going to get more pages.

They have guys who are more active and their "production values" are better ( no knock on NM, Jabba is just amazing. I wish I had someone like him around when I ran an e-fed) but TNA's shows are strong. And you can't tell me that anyone reading this thread would think that the promos after 'Raw is Groovy' were second rate in any way.

See..these last few posts added nothing to the show, but some how they equal ratings? Makes no sense.

Anyhow...do more of this shoot stuff. Savior as a Brian Pillman-esque Loose Cannon type would be very entertaining.

[McLegend]

Also right now I think TNA promo wise is better. Right now

That of course could change in the next day and often does

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

NCW has more of a 'Big Happy Family' atmosphere at the moment.

[Savior]

Also right now I think TNA promo wise is better.I do to I loved the last match me and dub had even though I lost. Oh and purehatred I'm just saying pages because thats what others go by.

[James Steele]

Plus, TNA has James Steele and we all know that James Steele = Ratings!


***HEEL HEAT***

[LK]

I honestly think that as a group of C-fedders we are collectively better than NCW. They have some great individuals (Corkscrewed in particular, sign him) but I think overall we are better.

[LK]

*Legend Killer's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring*

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/legendkiller.mp3

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*He takes up a mic and gets up on to the side of the ring*

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LK: Hey, the Dud, you think you're funny bringing out some midget who impersonates me and makes me look like a joke. Let me tell you one thing. Our match at Cool Breaze will be no joke for you. When we go one on one, I promise you that you will wish that you had never been born. But you know what. I can't wait for Cool Breaze. Let's have the match right here, right now! Come on Dub! Come out here and fight me!

*There is a little wait and then the Dub's music hits and he comes out in style as usual*

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*The crowd boo for the challenger as he steps out of his limo with a mic in hand*

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Dub: LK, you little punk, you think your threats scare me. I'm one of the greatest. I'm better than you and I'm better than all these morons in the crowd.

Crowd: LK! LK! LK!

Dub: At Cool Breaze, I will take what is rightfully mine. The Intercontinental championship. But if you want a fight now. Then lets fight!

*Dub drops the mic and takes off his jacket and comes down to the ring. LK gets a steel chair and prepares for battle*

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*The two square off and the crowd continue to chant "LK" encouraging him to strike first*

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LK: What you got, Dub? What you got? Bring it on!

*The two exchange right hands and LK comes out on top. But then Dub hits LK with a low blow. With the advantage, Dub taunts the crowd and signals for the Stock Market Crash*

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*But LK fights out of it with right hands to the head. With the Dub stunned, LK delivers a boot to the gut and goes for a Killer Clash*

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*But the Dub fights out of that as well and then they both charge each other and each man uses a clothsline. Both men are down. They get back up and have a face off when*

OWW HAVE MERCY

*A mgea pop from the crowd for the guy who runs things in TNA*

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Dude: Now I realsise that you two wild cats want to have a little fight to try and get out all that aggression. But I quite frankly can't allow you two to go on with your little scrap cause I can't put my PPV in danger.

*Crowd boo with dissappointment*

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Dude: You two have already had a fight and I simply can't risk a major match at Cool Breaze by letting you two fight anytime you want. So as the boss around here, I have no option but to infrom you LK, that if you attack the Dub before the bell sounds at Cool Breaze, then I will have no choice but to strip you of the IC title.

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*Dub laughs at the announcement*

Dude: Oh yeah and Dub, if you attack LK then you will lose your title match.!

*Crowd pops but the Dub can't believe it*

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Dude: You two can solve your differences at Cool Breaze, but until then neither of you can go anywhere near your opponent or you will face the consequences. Got it.

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LK: Hey Dude, that's cool with me. I'm willing to wait until Cool Breaze to take this guy down. Dub, you have not got a hope in hell of taking my IC title, and that is a promise. The Future is now!

Crowd: The future is Legend Killer!

[Savior]

*Comes back from a commercial break*
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FJ: Ummm that was good. Now let me introduce my main man paul!

Speakers: DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!
*Paul comes out to his music as fat joe follows*
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*Hey look its joey Radd and 50 cent*
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Radd: Fuck you paul!
*Paul Grabs the mic*
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Paul: Yes there has been some questions I've been getting like "Paul are you staying?" and "are you going to beat thye hell out of nowhereman?" well the answer to both is yes. Because I give my life-
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Fat joe: Yo! pass me dem peanuts!
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Paul:mad:: Can't you see I'm promoing! you fat bastard
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FJ: I'm sorry :(
Paul: Well shut you fat ass up!....anyways yeah its quite obvious I'm being screwed over-
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FJ: Lemme get 16 cheese burgers!
Paul: Thats it!
*Pauls Musters all his strenth and F-Us Joe*
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50: Its gotta be dem steriods.
Radd: I still hate you paul!:mad:

[Nervous Ferret]

Wils'n will be doing a interview at Cool Breeze to make an announcement concering his personal life.

[vaglicker99]

my fucking god James. You have brought being heel to a new level.

[Nervous Ferret]

:lol: I am screwed at cool breeze

[Nervous Ferret]

I am so confused

[The Naitch]

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*The fans go nuts to see The NWA Horsemen in the TNA <s>thread</s> Arena for the first time ever*

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*Mark out moment*

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TRO: Damn it feels good to be back in the TNA thread....I mean, the TNA Arena. You must be wondering why The Horsemen are here. First off, HHHitler is on vacation til' Monday, so he won't even know that we sneaked in here ;) Shhhhhh. ;) It'll be our little secret. ;) Secondly, we are The Horsemen, which means we do what we want, when we want :yes: Lastly, we have a HUGE announcement to make. At TNA Cool Breeze, JamesSteele and Wils'n are gonna have a match. And to be blunt, I think JamesSteele is gonna absolutely destroy Wils'n. He might even put Wils'n out of commision for a while. Actually, you know what, let's bring Wils'n out right now. Wils'n, come on out!

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*Wils'n says hello to the fans*

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TRO: Wils'n. At Cool Breeze, to be honest, I think you're gonna get your ass kicked!

*Fans laugh as Wils'n is about to cry*

TRO: Wils'n, JamesSteele is gonna absolutely DESTROY you!

*Fans laugh*

TRO: And you might need some help after your match. So The Horsemen have a surprise for you. After Cool Breeze, we are going to let you become The Horsemen's #1 <s>BITCH!!!!</s> Apprentice!!!!!

*Fans explode*

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*Wils'n is ecstatic*

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TRO: We promise to take good care of you, but in return, you must do something for us. Like make sure we get our coffee, carry our bags to the arena, etc etc etc

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TRO: Now don't look at it as a bad thing. Because we all know you have a HUGE Kindergarden Final to pass. And we know you are retarded, but you know what? The Horsemen will help you study for it!!!! And if you pass, WE WILL LET YOU BECOME AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE HORSEMEN!!!!

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*Fans explode as Wils'n can't contain his excitement*

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Wils'n: Wait wait wait, last time you guys hurt me. You said I could be a member but then you swerved me and gave me The Rude Awakening and beat me up

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TRO: If you pass your exam, and get your Kindergarden Diploma, we promise we won't swerve you. Scouts honour. And you will make your parents proud. Very proud. And Highspots.com will award you with a lifetime supply of belts! Because after Cool Breeze,




OWWWWWWWWWWWW

HAVE MERCY!!!!!

*Fans explode for The Dude who makes his way to the ring*

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Dude: Whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on there cowboys. You guys want to babysit Wils'n after Cool Breeze? Fine. But that requires an official trade. So if you guys want to take Wils'n under your wing, HHHitler has to give me an NCW Superstar in return!

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TRO: No problemo.

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Dude: If you guys want Wils'n, take him. We at TNA can't stand him anymore!

*Fans laugh*

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TRO: Have no fear, The Horsemen are here. After Cool Breeze, we'll help you study for your exam! And don't forget, if you pass, we will give you an honorary membership to the greatest team in C-Fed history. The NWA Horsemen!

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*Wils'n jumps for joy*

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*Then he kicks splaya in the nuts just for fun as the rest of The Horsemen laugh*

[Nervous Ferret]

LMAO I am so confused right now.

[James Steele]

:wtf:

Ok, so Wils'n leaves after Cool Breeze. Good, one less worthless member on the roster.

[vaglicker99]

fuck you Steele, I am so confused. This is pure mayhem.

[James Steele]

oh and :lol: at Splaya getting kicked in the nuts.

[James Steele]

TNA > NCW


Are y'all too damn stupid to realize this? Fuck NCW. VIVA LA TNA FOR FUCKING EVER!!!

[The Naitch]

I edited my promo. Re-read the part where Wils'n comes out. I added his theme + TitanTron entrance

:y:

[Savior]

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Paul: Now The is a super star backstage here that thinks he's tough shit, and he's pissin alot of people off and one of those people is me. James you not Good you suck you-
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*James steele comes out obviously*
James you got somethin to say? You gonna challenge me to a freestyle so I can beat you?

Paul: Heh fine hit a beat

You a little punk bitch who thinks he's on top
Creating little companies because you think your hot
XWC should be called WTC cuz its about to drop!
I spit on your company cuz its worth shit!
So get your ass outta here cuz we don't want you bitch
Yeah I'm in a slump but I be a'ight
Make a move and I'll beat ya ass all night!
*James is Choked*
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NCW sucks? well you just pissed off a German
Now I'ma beat yo ass cuz you look like Pee Wee Herman!

*James is terrified*
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*Paul Catches him and hits him with an F-U*
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Schlong: Way-ta-go Paul!
*James friends show up and Paul quickly leaves the ring*
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[Gouda]

[The scene opens up in the hallways of the TNA Arena. The man known as Asal Oqab is walking down the halls]

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[He is followed as always by his number one man, Shomareh Yek, and his group of henchmen. He has the henchmen throwing random techies through walls, tables, refridgerators, anything that is available. Cause he's an evil bastard. And frankly the techies deserved it. No good techies.]

Henchman #54: Hey boss, are you going to use that thing you won in the auction?

[The other henchmen flinch. The newbie obviously doesn't know the penalty for speaking.]

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[Sadly, Henchman #54 never gets the chance to learn from his mistakes as she is promptly KANGAROO'D to death by Asal. Cause, you guessed it, he's an evil bastard.]

Asal Oqab: I shall not be using it immediatley. First I must see whether it is necessary to take such measures. Come Shomareh! We go to the ring! The rest of you continue you throwing techies through stuff duties!

[Asal and Shomareh head off towards the ring....

However the ring is currently occupied... BY A RANDOM DIVA!! She is doing the most important job of all... Firing out T-Shirts to the crowd.]

Random Diva: Alright! Who wants a T-Sh-

AYALEAHAYLEAAHAYLEEEEAAAAH!

Crowd: Boo! Boo! He's Arab! And he interrupted a diva! Boo! Boo!

[Asal Oqab and Shomareh Yek come out from behind the curtain. They make their way down the ramp, climb up the steel steps, and enter the ring. Shomareh calls for a microphone and turns to the diva.]

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Shomareh Yek: Get out of the ring you SLUT and go put some damn clothes on!

Crowd: Boo! Boo! We like T&A in TNA!

[The diva leaves and Shomareh turns his attention to the fans.]

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Shomareh Yek: Salam. I kindly request that you SIT DOWN and SHUT UP and give your attention to this man, Asal Oqab! Merci.

[Shomareh passes the microphone to Asal.]

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Asal Oqab: I just came out here to give you all a chance! A chance to take the easy way out! I, Asal Oqab, future ruler of the planet give you a chance to spare yourself all the suffering.

I demand that all you people submit to me, and that the leaders of this place come out and hand all titles, and absolute control to me!

Crowd: Boo! Boo!

Asal Oqab: It seems that you aren't going to accept! Well.... I WASN'T GOING TO LET YOU TAKE THAT WAY OUT ANYWAYS!!

Oh no... No easy way for you! Why?

CAUSE I'M AN EVIL BASTARD!!!

An evil bastard who will all soon be subordinate to! Very soon! In fact, at Cool Breeze, you will all fall victim to my ingenious plans! Until then, enjoy your freedom!

[Asal drops the microphone. He and Shomareh climb out of the ring and head up the ramp. Asal stops along the way to grab some fan's bucket of popcorn and dumps out most of it, leaving only the crappy pieces at the bottom. Cause he's an evil bastard.]

[James Steele]

So Savior, you aint got the balls to promo in my thread where I'll see it. You would do a little bitch thing like that.

[Savior]

Um you did see it....besides I already started it when you made your shitty thread.

[MVP]

RADDDDDDDDICAL

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JR: "BAHGAWD COULD IT BE?"

King: "YES, I THINK IT IS..."

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Joey Radd's theme plays as he steps on stage to a TREMENDOUS ovation from the crowd.

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JR: "Is Joey Radd finally back to wrestling?"

King: "Oh man I hope so."

JR: "Whatever he has to say King, it must be huge."

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Fans are marking out to see Joey Radd actually in a wrestling ring for once.

Radd takes the mic.

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Radd: "Look, I know you're all happy to see me back in a ring, but I'm not here to wrestle. I've had my ups and downs with C-Fedding, and a couple of months ago my 'inner demons' caught up with me like it did many times, and I left you guys without any notice; and for that, I'm truly sorry. But I am here for an important reason anyway. You see, a good friend of mine is no longer with us. A man who I once thought of like a brother. Someone who helped evolve the C-Fed as a whole. That's right, I'm talking about MVP."

CROWD IS GOING NUTS

Radd: "He and I has some unfinished business when I went to NCW, and we didn't talk for a while. We were supposed to have a match at Hitlermania, and well, that just didn't happen. Once I heard about him being in a coma, I rushed out as soon as I could. I saw him in the hospital, and he doesn't look like he's getting any better right now, but I gotta say; it was a nightmare getting out cause the MVPeons make that place a madhouse."

Radd pulls out a sign he was carrying. Fans are still going crazy.

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Radd: "I knew that it was my duty to come out here and speak out. All of you, the MVPeons and the TNA fans. We need to all come together and pray for MVP's life to be spared. It would be a serious blow to the C-Fed world for its greatest wrestler to leave so tragically. As a token of respect for the man, I put together a tribute to our amazing history together."

Videos appear on the Titantron

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Radd: "Here we are, tag team champs."

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Radd: "We always put 110% into every match. That's why we were the greatest duo of all time."

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Radd: "We looked so good with those belts."

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Radd: "There we are winning Tag Team of the Year award. We should have been arrested for looking so good."

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Radd: "No one could generate a crowd reaction like we could. Charisma was our aura."

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Radd: "And man, did we have some memorable matches."

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Radd: "We just can't let that legacy die. For the future of the C-Feds, the saga of a champion, and the preservation of the best tag team in history; pray for our hero, the King of Captions, Mike Vincent Parsons."


The fans are cheering for the former World Champ as poses for the crowd.

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JR: "Well that was one of THE most heartfelt things I have ever heard."

King: "You remember that time MVP and Radd put the snake in Outsider's duffel bag?"

JR: "You bet King."

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32% of the fans cried during the video.

[Nowhere Man]

Due to extenuating circumstances, it's time for another Edition of...

THE DUDE'S LOVE LOUNGE!!!!!!

The Dude appears on the Tron to a huge pop!

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The crowd chants "T-N-A! T-N-A!" as the Commissioner of The Nowhere Administration begins to speak.

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The Dude: Evenin, dudes and dudettes. Y'know, if this was any other night, the Dude would be shuckin' and jivin' a lot more than he is tonight. But y'see, the Loved One just saw somethin that doesn't make him feel very Loved.

Just a little while ago, the VBX Champion James Steele (fans begin to boo uncontrollably at the very mention of his name) ....decided he wanted to leave this party and go start his own. According to him, being booked in two, count 'em, TWO different Title matches on the same show means he's being "buried," since he's not getting a shot at the Big Gold One. One bogus rumor about getting traded to the Freaky Fuhrer's show, and he's out the door.

(fans boo again)

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Dude: No no, don't boo. The guy really hasn't gotten enough exposure here in TNA. I mean, defending one title while getting the chance to win another? Talk about hard knocks there. Getting the thumbs up from the head honcho in the TNA Awards as #1 Most Improved, #3 Best Serious Fedder, and #1 Rookie of the Year? The Man is coming down hard on him!

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The Dude can see why a guy wants to do his own thing, but Mr. Steele is putting the Loved One in a really awkward position. Nowhere Cat keeps sayin' to just fire your sorry ass right here and now, but y'know what? That just wouldn't be fair to the other fellas in your matches.

There's still Wils'n waiting to take that VBX strap from you, and Justun Stoppable's counting on the Man of Steele to help him win the Tag Titles from FTW, Vegas and Paul, and Mahagee and Invisible. That's eight different guys you're screwing over here, not to mention the millions and millions of Love Children who were waiting to see you get your ass kicked.

So y'know what, James? I'm not going to cancel those matches, and I'm not going to change out the folks in them. You're still on the card if you've still got the guts to come back to the TNA Arena one more night. And hey, even if you don't, guess what? I've still got you signed for the show, and if you skip town, your ass is getting sued for breach of contract!

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See you Monday night, Steele, and I just know your opponents are gonna love to see you too! OWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!!

[Splaya]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA.


HUGE COMEBACK NM

[The Answer]

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JR: King have you heard anything about the status of Triple OG for Cool Breeze?

King: Well JR my backstage sources tell me that OG is still in critical condition and their is no way possible he will be able to wrestle at Cool Breeze.

JR: So the match with Chuck Jones will be called off?

King: Not exactly JR, I think we are going to have an "Answer" to that question very soon (King laughs)

JR: What is so funny?

King: Don't worry JR everything will come to light very soon

(Pantera's walk begins in the TNA arena)

JR: What the hell is this?

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King: It is the Answer!!!!

JR: The answer to what?

King: The answer is here

JR: King, you have me totally confused who is this guy?

King: The Answer

JR: Baw gawd im so confused. Let's hear what he has to say

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The Answer: Yes, that is correct the Answer has made his way to TNA. Now I know all the TNA fans are askin: who the hell are you and what are you doing here. Well let me give you that answer. As many of you know Triple OG was shot six times in South Central. Now mw and OG go way back and I owe him a favor.

Now don't get me wrong im here for OG but I will be stickin around TNA because I am here to be TNA's answer and im here for one thing and one thing only.(Points to the TNA tron)

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Answer: That's right im here to become world champ and no one will stop me on my mission to be the champ.

(Suddenly Chuck Jones comes out)

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Jones: So let me get this straight that coward Triple OG gets shot on purpose so he won't have to face me and than he sends you out here to take me out. Than you run your mouth about becoming world champ without even winning a match. I'll tell you what you sure have some brass balls but let's put that mouth to the test.

(Jones runs into the ring and he and Answer square off)

Jones hits a hurricarana on the Answer
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The Answer though hits a devasting kick followed by a rolling thunder

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JR: Wow, these two are really going at it

King: Hey look the Answer's going to the top rope

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King: He calls that the "Game over" JR

JR: I'll tell you what if he hits that at Cool Breeze it will be game over for Chuck Jones

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The Answer(Grabs a mic): See ya at Cool Breeze Jones

[James Steele]

I know you guys can't wait til' XWC's very first UBEREVENT on PPV, right?


Well, Tommorrow night LIVE! ON PAY-PER VIEW IS...

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[Bazooka]

A Nobodies Presentation:




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Nobodies theme hits and out comes Invisible, Nowhere Man and Mahagee.
(MEGA POP)

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They slowly walk towards the ring.

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Nowhere Man:"Welcome to the land of Nooowhere, now let me get this out first, Innovator can't be here right now as he's signing autograph's at IKEA in Canada. But on behalf of all of the Nobodies, I can assure you he's leaving Cool Breeze with the TNA World title intact around his waist. It is also clear that Mahagee and Invisible are the most excellent tag team in TNA, and thus they will be new tag team champions at Cool Breeze."

(fans cheer)

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Invisible:"Certainly true, but you omit to mention that at Cool Breeze Zack's ass is going to be handed to him compliments of the Nowhere Man. The Nobodies will dominate Cool Breeze and show the world that we're the efficacious team in the C-FED World."

(fans begin to chant: Nooo-booodies, Nooo-booodies, Nooo booodies)


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Nowhere Man: "We hear you loud and clear, we are the Nobodies and we're not going down for anybody. We're at our peak and nothing is going to stand in our way."


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Mahagee: "EIIIII, It is honour to be with both you TNA legends, and Mahagee know he not to be in Nobodies but he like you both very much. You bring smile to face and touch me in ways that only no other man can."


(laughter)

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Invisible:"WHAT! Mahagee, you seriously need to get an english speaking class cause these remarks... have been getting very homosextual."

(Invisible and Nowhere Man begin laughing and Mahagee gives a cooking to NM who takes it and immediately begins choking after taking a bite)

Nowhere Man: "CH...Oking..."

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Nowhere Man rolls out of the ring and Invisible quickly tries to help him to his feet

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Mahagee:"Wait, dont do nothin, Mahagee know how to deal this as took medical class I did."

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Mahagee picks up NM and trys choking it out of him, but to no use as NM begins passing out. So Invisible intervenes and tosses Mahagee off.

Mahagee rushes back in and jumps on NM's stomach, and NM immediately spits the cookie out.

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Nowhere Man: "I'm allright, just winded... Mahagee what the hell is in those cookies?"

(Mahagee shrugs)

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Invisible: "Mahagee, you never cease to amaze me. One last thing we must specify: FTW, Jame Steele & Juston Stoppable, Gangsters; at TNA Cool Breeze, you're going down to the Lethal Weapons of TNA, Invisible and Mahagee. Here's another proclamation; Zack, the only person paying their dept will be you when you fail to defeat the master, Nowhere Man. And Madman, you haven't been living on too many streets cause if you did, you'd realize not to mess with the one they call Innovator. When it goes down, everyone will fall to the Nobodies. So..."

(...Invisible slaps Mahagee on the head)

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Mahagee: "Prepare to FAIL!!!"


(HUGE POP)

Nobodies theme hits as they all leave/

[Nowhere Man]

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Y'know, I just now noticed that that logo was supposed to be some kind of swipe at TNA. Very subtle.

[Kapoutman]

Where do you see a swipe at TNA? I see no such thing in that logo. :shifty:

[Innovator]

If there is a subtle jab at TNA, it's probably as small as Bischoff telling everyone Foley was gonna win the title.

[Gone Mad]

** MadMan and Rob E. Dangerous come out to the ring with something to say. **
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**Dangerous has the mic while MadMan sits it out.**
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Dangerous: Ladies and gentleman, for the past couple of weeks I have tried and tried and tried to support my client, MadMan, at his shot for the TNA championship against Innovator at Cool Breeze. And well... I think he is more than ready. I could not teach him anymore than I already have as I really see that he is the future of TNA! It will be confirmed, title win or not, MadMan is TNA!

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Now, I hear alot about NCW recently and how TNA have been suppossedly slacking in ratings and in quality. Well, let me tell you... TNA is greatness! Sure, I hate abunch of the jerks in the back, but they give it all and not half. Not all here resort to comedy or cheap nazi gimmicks, but we are original and we are here to stay! So NCW, you can go to hell!

And James Steele... kid, you had it all and you blew it. Good luck, you will need it. Now, my client, MadMan has some words. I will just sit with my good friend JR..

**MadMan is now on the mic and the crowd is pissed, yadda yadda...**
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MadMan: MAD-PEEPS! What's up? Hey, you guys are the greatest!


.... SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU SHEEPLE!

**CROWD JUST GOT LOUDER!**
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JR: God, this man is a complete and utter jerk!

Dangerous: Whoa... check out the rack on MadWife in this Divas magazine. Ooh, and Writers' Block, wouldn't mind one of those right now. Oh, I am sorry you were speaking, BBQ man???

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MadMan: Hey, ya Holes! This is it! Tomorrow night, Cool Breeze, I will TAKE the TNA championship! I've said it once, I've said it EIGHT TIMES! I have the heart, the intensity, the hot-ass wife! I've got the whole world, FUCK, I AM the world! And in this world, in MadMan I trust! No one will stand in my way, NOBODY! Innovator, you claim to be the best, you claim this is all part of destiny.... well, your destiny is accomplished and now I take that away from you, I WILL become TNA... champion.

**MadMan stays quiet and absorbs all the Innovator chants and MadMan suck chants..**
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JR: That son of a bitch! Innovator, I hope you kick his ass! That bastard is gonna--

Dangerous: Oh, SHUT UP, HONKY TONK! MadMan is TNA, he will beat Innovator, he will be the next TNA champ! So try to get some things right there and do not curse my client! God, you smell like a slaughterhouse just crawled on your jacket and DIED!

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MadMan: So everyone... TNA.. NCW... and anyone else inbetween.... you are all my enemy and you will fear the MadMan! And that, you can trust me, the NEXT TNA champion... on --

** Suddenly.... "Come Out and Play" plays, and out comes Innovator--**
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**The crowd goes nuts for the TNA champ Innovator, who is at the ramp with a shopping cart full of weapons. MadMan and Innovator stare off from a distance, and neither looking away.**

JR: BAWGAWD! WHAT A MATCH THERE WILL BE AT COOL BREEZE! MADMAN... INNOVATOR.. STREET FIGHT FOR THE TNA CHAMPIONSHIP!

**Fade to Black.**

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Edit- Changed Innovator's theme and fixed some drunken mistakes.

[Innovator]

changed music back, just to let you know

[PureHatred]

ANOTHER HUGE UPDATE AT PCINSIDER

http://pcinsider1.tripod.com/

[Impact!]

* The Impact Player comes out to a chorus of boo's *

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Impact: Listen up, i got something to say. Now as you all know my tag partner at Cool Breeze, James Steele, Has decided to quit and form his own C-Fed known as the XWC, and you know that him and me have alot of respect for each other after our little wars.

Now I was sitting in the back thinking to myself about how I havn't come out here and promo'd in a long time and I was also thinking about why James Steele left and well I've got something to say about it.

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James, if you believe that TNA is holding you down, that TNA isn't the future, that the XWC is, then I have to give it a little thought.

Maybe there is oppertunity for the Impact Player elsewhere. I mean can you imagine if TNA lost it's Tag Team champs to another C-Fed. Can you imagine the uproar, Can you imagine the outcry, and can you imagine the ratings. We might just have the future of C-Feding as everyone knows it.

James, XWC is perfect for the Impact Player coz I havn't made an Impact in a long time, and this looks like the time and place to do it.

http://img160.echo.cx/img160/3681/172al.th.jpg (http://img160.echo.cx/my.php?image=172al.jpg)

So I guess this is all I got left to say..........

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TNA when I first debuted I said I was going to make an Impact and joining the XWC, well that seems like the perfect oppertunity to make it.













































































































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SWERVE

* Crowd Starts a Impact chant *

That's know Impact, XWC is like a ripple on the ocean of the C-Fed world. TNA you are looking at your future TNA tag team champcoz once I win the tag belts, with or without James, I am going to hold on to themand I am going to show That TNA and Impact fit to together like a hand and a glove :shifty:

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James you and the XWC better hold on, coz TNA and NCW are going to sink you and your pathetic C-Fed in an instant.

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Oh and James if you try anything at Cool Breeze, you will,

You Will,

By god you will,

FEEL

THE

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IMPACT

END

[Innovator]

*Things Innovator has been doing recently now thats he's TNA Champion*

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Justun: Hey why can't I be in the picture?

Innovator: Sorry man, there isn't enough room between her, me, and the Potsy.

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Potsy: Dude whats with that guy

Innovator: He's a good guy...but I think he doesn't shower

Potsy: Oh so thats what that is

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Random person: INNOVATOR SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!

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*Appearance at a local hospital for a dying kid*

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Dying Kid: Wow, both Innovator and Danny Electric came to visit me!

Innovator: Yeah kid, we heard about your illness and decided to visit you

DE: Actually I'm in rehab down the hall Innovator

Innovator: Ah, hurry back man....wait....Tommy Dreamer?

Dreamer: Dude, can I get a job at TNA?

Innovator: Aren't you a WWE road agent?

Dreamer:....you see I gots these cheeeeeeeeeeeeeseburgers man

Innovator: :wtf:

Dreamer: Yo I'll suck yo dick maaaaaaaaaaaaan

Innovator: Heres CJ's number, 867-5309, ask him for a job

Dreamer: thanks bro

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Innovator: Phew what a week, thank god Cool Breeze is tonight

[The Dub]

The Dub is backstage with an unknown wrestler.

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Dub:His name is Legendkiller. I'm not allowed to touch him until our match at Cool Breeze, so I've got a propositon for you. I'll pay you a hefty sum of cash to soften him up before our match. What do you say?

Unknown wrestler:I don't know if I can help you, but I do know someone who would be more than willing.


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Dub:What do you say? I know No Cash Wrestling isn't paying you like that. At least think it over.

Baldy McFatterson: You've got a point there. We can't let Jabba know about this. I want to eventually get a push there.

Dub:Yeah, sure. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. So we've got a deal?

Meanwhile, LK is headed to the ring.

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The crowd chants for LK as he begins to talk.

LK:You know, The Dude did The Dud a favor. By not allowing us to fight before our match, that will give the fans the opportunity to see a one-on-one matchup with both stars at 100%. And that's the way it should be. No excuses.

Out of nowhere, it seems that Baldy has accepted The Dub's offer and attacks LK.

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Catapult into the bottom rope to LK!

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Baldy leaves pleased with what he did to LK.

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LK seems to have injured his knee when Bald executed that catapult. trainers and EMTS are going to LK's aid. Than we see this.

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Dub walks to the ring, snatches the IC belt and grabs the mic, not before another shot of Lk being helped to the back is shown.

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Dub:No one said that I couldn't pay someone else to beat you down! This is my IC belt and at the PPV I will stay one step ahead of LK!!

[Savior]

damn this is right up close to Hitler maina.

[Nowhere Man]

It's barely 8PM where I am, and I don't consider "tonight" to be over till the sun comes up, so for now, the release date still stands.

Keep the faith! (And tell Paul to shut up)

[Savior]

Haha fuck you. Want to say I complain well how bout you put a show up on time for once? (if your looking for a wink you won't get one)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

ZAP!