WWE hires Beverly Hills writer

[SammyG]

Submitted by Brian Cantor on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 3:40 PM EST

-- WWE recently hired a writer who once worked for the hit primetime soap "Beverly Hills: 90210" for the creative team. Although he obviously has a decent resume, many backstage are upset that WWE once again hired a "Hollywood" writer with limited wrestling knowledge.

Wow, some interesting storylines will be comin up

[adamwwe]

Doesn't matter...yet anyway. Just because he has Hollywood experience, doesn't mean bad Hollywood storylines are coming up.

Not all wrestling guys make good bookers.
Not all hollywood guys make bad bookers.

Hope this one works out.

[The Answer]

No wonder were seeing all these ugly dudes getting some lip on Raw.

[PullMyFinger]

90210? Didn't that show tank in the end? LOL

[YOUR Hero]

I call an amnesia story line.

[Bad Company]

Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be

[YOUR Hero]

I call an amnesia story line.

[Bad Company]

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's

[Kane Knight]

I smell another pregnancy angle cooking.

[Londoner]

I'm blaming weezer, they're making Beverly hills seem cool with there new single. Assholes.

[PullMyFinger]

I'm blaming weezer, they're making Beverly hills seem cool with there new single. Assholes.
The CD comes out when? In 3 weeks???

Rivers is the man!!!

[Kane Knight]

Weezer's crap anyway.

[Gone Mad]

Couldn't they get some better writers like the ones that write for Full House or ALF? All I see from this is that Snitsky will be the next teen heartthrob, since after all, he is old enough to be one. They are, like what? 30?

[M. Banana]

Don't steal shit from TShirt Hell.

[PullMyFinger]

Couldn't they get some better writers like the ones that write for Full House or ALF? All I see from this is that Snitsky will be the next teen heartthrob, since after all, he is old enough to be one. They are, like what? 30?
Fucking A man! ALF was the fucking shit!!!! REP PTS FOR YOU!

[PullMyFinger]

Weezer's crap anyway.
Weezer is not crap at all! Weezer is one of the best!

[YOUR Hero]

I call an amnesia story line.

[olympic hitman]

This just proves how desperate the WWE is. The only thing worse than hiring a Hollywood writer would be having a wrestler as a booker, wait, Triple H is :n:

Ok, second worse thing, Dusty Rhodes, wait, he's booker on the crapola that is TNA; :nono:

Ok, the WORST thing that could happen is to have Vince Russo come back[although it would be funny to see he & The Hulkster at each other's throats again....].

[PullMyFinger]

I'm calling Luke Perry or Jason Preseley coming in and wrestling against Triple H for the title. LOL

Look for a drug addict wrestler to be introduced too...and eventually he begins to go through withdrawal.

[Londoner]

Weezer's crap anyway.

Yes they're. But there are freaks who like them.

[Kane Knight]

Yes they're. But there are freaks who like them.
Yeah, but I don't believe in catering to morons.

[Bad Company]

Don't steal shit from TShirt Hell.
Heard it longggggggg before it was on the hell man :D

[PullMyFinger]

=w= pwnz y0u 411!

[Jaded-Dragon]

Wow..... just, wow.....

They refuse to listen to intelligent fans, yet they spend money on writers like this? Go figure... Christ, they should hire me, I can pull up retarded and asinine storylines all day too!!

[Dave Youell]

I call an amnesia story line.
With Eugene, he'll forget he's retarded and become an 18th century french war veteren :y:

[Hitman84]

I see a female veteran giving birth to another random body part to be perfectly honest.

re: Vader
The only time he sees 90210 is on the scales!

[Evolution]

Why didn't they just bring back Paul Heyman? Better than Beverly Hills crap.

Look out for someone like, um, Christian struggling with his sexuality, only to finally surrender to his urges and sleeps with...











EDGE! DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUM! Perfect style story line!

Mind you, he would have to get in line behind Lita.

[Innovator]

Someone is gonna admit they're a virgin, then finally get laid

Snitsky will now get the hots for Lita, setting up a triangle between them and Kane. Lita will go with Snitsky, adding another bullet point to the list.

[Jorgha]

Didn't they do the virgin thing with Kurt Angle a while back while he was doing the "drink your milk American hero" thing?