Worst Interviews and Backstage Segments ever

[thuganomicalcrippler]

Name the worst promos or vignettes you've ever seen in the "thespian-rich" world of pro wrestling.

This intellectually staggering backstage conversation between Goldberg and Scott Steiner just popped into my head. I think it was somewhere in December 2003.

Steiner: Hey Goldberg! You think you're great don't you? But I'm the best. You can't beat ME.
Goldberg: (menacing look) : I CAN beat you.
Steiner: Oh yeah? Next week, we go O-N-E on O-N-E
Goldberg. No. Lets get it on. TONIGHT.
Steiner. No I fight you when I'm ready, Bill. (walks off)

The "I CAN beat you" line did it for me. :D

[thuganomicalcrippler]

Hey, just thought of something that would have made me like Goldberg:

Cena: You can''t see me!
Goldie: (menacing look) I CAN see you.

[Fignuts]

One word: Shockmaster

[LK]

The infamous Psycho Sid promo

[SuperSlim]

Sid

[Azriel]

care to elaborate fore us non WCW fans?

[PureHatred]

Sid was liable to drop some knowledge any time he spoke:

"I am twice the man you are, and I have half the brain you do!" - Sid Vicious speaking to Kevin Nash

[Lamuella]

Sid got halfway through a promo, did something wrong, said "I screwed that up, can we go again?" to which Gene Okerlund replied "Sorry buddy, this is live"

[Londoner]

What about that Matt Morgan backstage segment on Raw recently?

[Mayo]

Sid got halfway through a promo, did something wrong, said "I screwed that up, can we go again?" to which Gene Okerlund replied "Sorry buddy, this is live"LMAO, I didn't know he was THAT terrible.

[Marcyo]

Sid got halfway through a promo, did something wrong, said "I screwed that up, can we go again?" to which Gene Okerlund replied "Sorry buddy, this is live"

:rofl:

[Marcyo]

oops, ditto from Mayo's post. Ah well.

[Nark Order]

The whole gimmick where Tommy Dreamer would do or eat anything had some pretty damn horrible vignettes tied to it.

[Nark Order]

Also, "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome.

Which really hurts my heart because Mike Awesome ruled before they turned him into a laughing stock.

[Evil Vito]

Sid got halfway through a promo, did something wrong, said "I screwed that up, can we go again?" to which Gene Okerlund replied "Sorry buddy, this is live"

<font color=goldenrod>Actually it was Jim Ross that replied to him, but nevertheless that's gotta be one of wrestling's most classic interview fuck ups.</font> :lol:

[Innovator]

Beaver Cleavage, only good segment was where he quit the character and walked off

[Innovator]

When Mean Gene dropped the F bomb and walked off, leaving Rude and Heenan laughing their asses off

[KillerWolf]

Rey Misterio challenges Brock Lesnar for Heavyweight title (or any time Rey Misterio has a mic in his hand)

That deal on Smackdown where JBL wound up getting a box of pig guts dumped on him. that whole thing played out like Bugs Bunny Shit.

This entire Heidenreich Face Turn

LITA LITA LITA

"at Wrestlemania 21, Randy Orton WILL REST IN PEACE" :roll: sheesh

newly turned heel, Sid Justice with manager, Harvey Whippleman- "Mean Gene, I am sick and tired of hearing about Hulk Hogan and his commandments! Harvey, if you would, read them to me ONE by ONE!

[Shaner]

Worst Backstage Segment - anytime HHH is interviewed

[Tornado]

What about that Matt Morgan backstage segment on Raw recently?
*Smackdown

Also, that backstage skit with Eddie and Rey from last weeks Smackdown, went on WAY too long.

[Chuck Jones]

This was sometime in 2003. Smackdown was at MSG. Vince McMahon, Stephanie, and Zack Gowen were in the ring. Vince McMahon mentioned that he had pimped, talked down to, pulled his pants down in front of, and said he personally felt like he had "deflowered" his daughter. I'm surprised that this hasn't been mentioned yet. I actually had to flip the channel a few times as some of the stuff that Vince was saying was getting disturbing.

[XL]

I found the segment when Booker dropped th 'N' bomb hilarious!

His reaction after was priceless!

[PullMyFinger]

The whole gimmick where Tommy Dreamer would do or eat anything had some pretty damn horrible vignettes tied to it.
or who can ever forget this one...

After Headbanger Mosh and that Beaver Cleavage character failed...

"My name is Chaz, I'm here to have a great time and wrestle. I'm not pulling a ridiculous gimmick here." - or something around those lines...

[PullMyFinger]

When Mean Gene dropped the F bomb and walked off, leaving Rude and Heenan laughing their asses off
hahhahaha, and damn you mentioned the Beaver thing...I should've read yours first...ah well

[Londoner]

*Smackdown

Also, that backstage skit with Eddie and Rey from last weeks Smackdown, went on WAY too long.

Hmmm,i'm sure it was on Raw.I didn't watch much of Smackdown.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This one hits home for me because I was actually there, but whenever Vince was about to wrestle Stephanie and the loser was supposed to leave...at the Smackdown before it in Cincinnati, Stephanie went on for like ten minutes about lord knows what. AND she started crying. It was fucking boring as hell. I'm not sure, but it almost looked like people actually were LEAVING the show in the middle of it.

[The One]

I don't know why I even mention this...since I honest to god can't remember who did it or what company at the time, but I DO remember watching some show and a wrestler actually farted (quite loudly) during a backstage segment. My friend and I were barly paying attention and that just sent us into a laughing fit.

[Gertner]

Rick Steiner yelling at a Chucky Doll

[Anybody Thrilla]

Didn't Rick Steiner yell at Chucky?

[LK]

Not a bad segment or anything but Gertner mentioning Steiner just reminded me of his debut when he had beaten up Matt and Nowinski and he went over to the corner and yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING MIC".

[Apocolyptik1]

Anything Linda Mcmahon did. That woman does not need to be involved with WWE camera's in any way, shape, or form.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Beaver Cleavage, only good segment was where he quit the character and walked off

...ROFL.

He just quit out of nowhere and walked off camera?

[Innovator]

pretty much

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Oh God, I wish I remembered that.

I remember the Beaver Cleavage segments, because I was laughing insanely about how they were black and white.

I think they should try that again. It's 2005, dammit, and technology is getting better. Time for Cleavage V. 2.0.

[Savio]

Alpha Male monty browns promo on someone with a small head.

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah, the Alpha Male promos are terrible. Tryton is the king in the land of little people....wtf?

Also hahahahahahahah does anyone remember in WCW when Luger turned into the Total Package..and dropped his name? They did a promo in the back..and it was being recorded. However, during the promo, the lip movement was being slow or something like that...so the sound and the lip movement wasn't even in sync. Afterward, you heard the cameraman say "cut!" and both Lugar and Miss Elizabeth were laughing and saying they screwed up. Basically, they really really really fucked up. LOL :rofl: It was the funniest shit I ever saw.

[Gertner]

sorry Thrilla, you are right, my bad.

Another one is Hogan doing a promo for his Yappapi strap match with Lex Luger. lol if you actually listen to Hogan's promo's they go nowhere.

[Hornicane]

Anything involving 'Planet Stasiak' was ridiculously horrible.

[Corkscrewed]

Hmmm,i'm sure it was on Raw.I didn't watch much of Smackdown.
No, Morgan is a Smackdown guy. I'd bet anything on it.

The only way you could have seen it on RAW was if it was a SmackDOWN rebound or something.



Anyway, the Psycho Sid live messup, Shockmaster debut, and Mean Gene f-bomb were the first ones in my mind, so nevermind. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/meh.gif