NCW HITLERMANIA I (2nd Nitro) [Archive]

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05-05-2005, 11:29 PM

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The show explodes into life with the arena pyro.

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The camera pans to the crowd.

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JG: Velcome to Nazi Nitro! I am Joseph Goebbels, alongside me ist Heinrich ‘Ze Brain’ Himmler. Vot a showt zis vill be, ve hef some huge metches for you tonight!

Himmler: Ze Swastika Stampede card ist shaping up nicely, und tonight ve vill find out who vill challenge for ze Axis und Tag Team Titles.

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The camera cuts backstage.

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Hitler: Ja… I agreed a deal viz TNA for Paul Carrington.

The crowd boo.

Hitler: I traded von of our top jobbers, you vill hef to tune into TNA to see who it ist…

He listens.

Hitler: Ja, I vill present him viz a contract later tonight…

He listens again.

Hitler: Don’t vorry… It vill be good for business.

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Match 1: Tag Titles: Number 1 Contender: Sonny/Terrance vs 2 Cool 2 B Cool.

An evil Japanese tune hits, and the crowd boo as the unholy duo of Sonny and Terrance make their way to the ring.

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They wait in the ring, as Turn It Up hits.

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The crowd cheer as 2C2BC dance their way down to the ring. They stand opposite their opponents, when suddenly…

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La Bamba hits.

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The crowd go wild as Marcyo takes a seat at ringside.

Himmler: Marcyo ist getting a good look at ze competition.

Marcyo munches on his snacks, as the match gets underway.

*DING DING*

Terrance and Bigstyle start off the match, and Terrance immediately puts on a fearsome expression.

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Bigstyle leaps back into the corner and tags in Daddy Cool, much to the crowd’s amusement. DC goes on the attack and lunges at Terrance, but the evil wizard magically dodges the blow. He then unleashes a devastating eye ray.

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Daddy just dodges the beam, which hits Bigstyle behind him and knocks him off the apron. Sonny makes a blind tag to Terrance, and quickly rushes at DC. Daddy Cool dodges him and nails a German suplex.

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He makes the cover…

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2…

Terrance breaks up the cover with a devastating finger beam.

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Terrance tags himself in, and he prepares to finish off Daddy Cool, when something appears on the Hitlertron.

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Vadron: Terrance… I am your Father…

Crowd: :eek:

Terrance stares in shock, as Bigstyle gets a tag from Daddy Cool. He charges in and takes down Terrance with a bulldog.

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BS dances around the ring, before worming his way back across to Terrance.

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He drops a big chop across the chest of the wizard, before tagging in Daddy Cool. DC immediately climbs to the top rope, where he puts on his trademark goggles.

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He flies off the top, going for the leg drop.

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Out of nowhere, Sonny grabs the leg of Terrance and pulls him out of the way. Marcyo continues to watch the action on the outside.

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Bigstyle clotheslines Sonny over the top, but goes over himself. The 2 men brawl on the outside, while Terrance and Daddy Cool get to their feet inside the ring. Suddenly…

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Crowd: HOLY S##T! HOLY S##T!

The beam strikes Daddy Cool in the face, sending him crashing to the mat. Terrance quickly makes the cover…

1…

2…

3!

*DING DING DING*

Terrance and Sonny make their way to the back, as Bigstyle rolls into the ring.

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He stares angrily down at the victors as they exit through the curtain.

Result: Sonny/Terrance Win via Pinfall.

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The camera cuts backstage.

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TRO: Look, I’ve got an interview to do, so I’ll see you later.

TRO walks away, and WB enters the women’s locker room.

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Angelina: Hey, what do you want?

WB: This is the women’s locker room, right?

Angelina: Yeah, not the slut locker room.

WB: Well… Why aren’t you in the bimbo locker room, huh?

WB laughs.

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Angelina: You won’t be laughing when Lou kicks TRO’s ass at the Stampede.

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WB: Speak of the devil.

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The crowd go wild.

LPD: Hey gals. What’s happenin’?

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WB: We were just talking about how TRO is gonna kick your ass at the PPV.

Angelina: Yeah, you wish, slut!

LPD: You’re sexy when you’re angry.

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WB: Remember when you used to kiss me, Lou?

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WB: LOU?!

Lou: Oh, sorry. Hey where is your man anyway?

WB: He’s doing an interview on how he’s gonna beat you.

LPD: Cool. I might go check it out.

Lou leaves the room and heads down the corridor. He approaches the interview area, not spotting a sign on the floor.

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LPD: Hey, TROooooah!

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LPD: Sorry, man.

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NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-05-2005, 11:29 PM

Match 2: Axis Division Title: Number 1 Contender: The Hurri-Pimp vs Mauler.

An unknown tune hits, and Mauler makes his way to the ring.

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He mockingly smiles at the crowd, who begin to boo him.

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The arena lights go out.

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The crowd go wild as the Hurri-Pimp makes his way to the ring, closely followed by one of his Hurri-Hos.

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They make their way to the ring, and the referee signals for the match to begin.

*DING DING*

Mauler wastes no time and quickly goes on the offensive. He forces the Pimp into the corner, where he begins to lay into him.

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He whips Hurri across the ring into the opposite corner, before charging in after him. The Pimp jumps over the attempted shoulder block, coming down behind his opponent. Hurri-Pimp goes for a dropkick to the back, but Mauler ducks the attack.

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Mauler stares down at his opponent, before looking out to the crowd to soak up some heat. He then turns his attention back to the match, picking up the Hurri-Pimp.

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Mauler whips his opponent into the ropes, before going for a clothesline. The Pimp ducks the attack and springboards off the middle rope back towards his opponent. Mauler is caught across the face with Hurri’s leg, and falls backwards through the middle rope to the outside.

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The Hurri-Pimp looks out to the crowd, who begin chanting for him.

Crowd: Hurri-Pimp! Hurri-Pimp!

He launches himself over the top rope towards Mauler on the outside…

But Mauler dives out of the way, sending Hurri-Pimp crashing to the floor.

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Mauler rolls him back into the ring, and makes a cover…

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2…

Hurri-Pimp kicks out!

Mauler slaps the mat in frustration, before going up to the top turnbuckle.

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He leaps off towards his opponent, but the Pimp moves out of the way.

JG: Mauler crashed und burned!

The Hurri-Pimp goes up top, as Mauler begins to get to his feet.

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He flies…

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And nails a huge crossbody, straight into a cover…

1…

2…

3!

*DING DING DING*

The referee raises the Hurri-Pimp’s hand in victory, before he leaves the ring and carries his Hurri-Ho to the back.

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He winks to several crowd members as he goes.

Result: The Hurri-Pimp Wins via Pinfall.

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On newstands now, the latest issue of DETAILS Magazine features the one and only, Cocky Johnson.....The Captioner formerly known as The Cock! Details had a chance to sit down and talk to Cocky J in this no holds barred, shoot interview. Here's a sample....

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Details: So Cocky, some of the fans in general started turning their backs on you around the time after HitlerMania. Are you upset by this?

CJ: No, not at all. As a matter of fact, people can boo me, cheer me, it doesn't really matter to me anymore. I'm out there for myself. And right now, I think I wanna bring my Hollywood persona more into it. Before I was concentrating on a wrestling persona. But now, it's a whole 'nother ball game

Details: So what kind of role do you think Hollywood will play into your new character?

CJ: No names no gimmicks. Me being a Hollywood actor is no gimmick. It's the real deal. Expect to see lots of cameos from my friends in Hollywood. Jabba and I have reached a deal, that at any time, I can bring whomever I wanted into the show or whatever. Before that wasn't the case. There were contracts and whatnot. Things are more laxed now. For me that is.

Details: Now about your upcoming match with Disturbed. Your career is on the line. What happens of you do "lose"

CJ: No comment. You'll have to wait and see. By the way, what other kind of questions do you have there? Oh I kid, I kid

Details: Oh behave Listen, it is heavily publicised that you and Jennifer Lopez are seeing eachother. Care to indulge us?

CJ: Oh boy. You're a sneaky little bugger aren't you. I'll tell you this though. She came onto me

Deatils: Now Uma Thurman has gone on the record to say that she has the hots for you?

CJ: What? Next questions. Are you trying to get me in trouble now?

Details: Ok, last question. Rumours circulating around says that you might turn "gay", in character so to speak

CJ: I'm still waiting for the best opportunity for that.

GET IT NOW!

Segment provided by The Naitch.

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Contract Signing: Paul Carrington.

The Fuhrer stands in the ring.

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Hitler: Please velcome, NCW’s newest signing… Paul Carrington!

The crowd start to boo.

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Paul: Yo, look who’s back… The Savior is here!

He makes his way to the ring, still being booed.

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Paul: Savior is NCW 4 Life! There ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me climbin’ to the top!

The Fuhrer smiles.

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Hitler: All you hef to do ist sign here…

He hands Paul the contract, and he signs it.

Crowd: Savior Sucks! Savior Sucks!

Hitler smiles again, when suddenly…

SWERVE!

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JG: PKO on Carrington!

Hitler stands over Paul.

Hitler: Now ist a good time for your first metch back in NCW… Send out his opponent!

The crowd look to the ramp to see his opponent running down to the ring.

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Ink makes the cover…

1…

2…

3!

*DING DING DING*

The crowd explode, and the Fuhrer begins looking through the contract on the stage.

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Hitler: Oh, zere ist on sing zat I forgot to tell you… Zis contract ist nicht an NCW contract… It ist a McDonald’s employee contract!

Crowd: :lol:

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Hitler: Escort him out of ze arena!

Security make their way to the ring and drag Paul up the ramp.

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Match 4: J Dogg/Havok vs LPD/Seymour.

Follow the Reaper hits, and the crowd boo as the team of J Dogg and Havok make their way to the ring.

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They stand in the middle of the ring and await the arrival of their opponents.

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Up on dry land,
Take what you can,
'Cause you won't be here again.
Everybody out of the water.

The crowd blow the roof off the arena as the Axis Division Champion and the first ever World Champion make their way out.

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They enter the ring, and LPD elects to start off the match with Havok.

*DING DING*

The 2 men get face to face in the middle of the ring.

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Havok taunts his opponent.

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But LPD responds with the…

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Crowd: ANGRY FACE!!!

Havok looks on in terror before lunging forwards to attack. Both men tie up in the middle of the ring, with Havok overpowering LPD into the corner. Lou smiles and clicks his fingers in annoyance, which seems to cause Havok some trouble. He stumbles for a moment, allowing Lou to take him down and tag in Seymour. The Axis Champ springboards over the ropes into the arms of Havok.

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Havok slams him down into the mat and makes a cover…

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2…

Seymour kicks out!

Havok pulls Seymour back up and whips him into the corner, where he follows up with a couple of big shoulder thrusts. He then tags in J Dogg, who continues the beating in the corner.

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Seymour spins out of the corner and pushes Dogg face first into the turnbuckle, before following up with a big dropkick to the back.

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J Dogg falls down to the mat, and Seymour takes the opportunity to tag in LPD. The crowd go wild as Lou enters the ring and goes to work on J Dogg in the corner. LPD nails a couple of chops to the chest, before J Dogg manages to turn the tables and catch Lou with a kick to the gut. Dogg quickly tags in Havok, as LPD recovers in the corner.

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Lou charges at Havok with a big boot, but the undefeated monster ducks it and downs LPD with a clothesline. Havok picks up Lou and whips him across the ring, where Seymour makes a blind tag. Havok knocks down LPD with another clothesline, but doesn’t spot Seymour.

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Seymour lands right on Havok, knocking him to the canvas and straight into a pinning predicament…

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2…

Havok kicks out!

Seymour goes to pick up Havok, but the big man counters and slams Seymour into the mat. Havok looks down at his opponent.

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Suddenly, J Dogg tags himself into the match. Havok looks around in confusion, before throwing J Dogg an angry look. Seymour tags in LPD, and J Dogg walks towards him, only to be…

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JG: Zrown for a LOOP!

Seymour dropkicks Havok as he tries to break up the move, as J Dogg’s hand hovers over the mat…

He taps out!

*DING DING DING*

LPD and Seymour celebrate, as Havok points accusingly at his team mate in the middle of the ring.

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The crowd continue to cheer LPD and Seymour as they make their way to the back.

Result: LPD/Seymour Win via Submission.

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NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-05-2005, 11:30 PM

The camera cuts to outside the arena.

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Paul: God damn… Somebody stop I need a ride!

Suddenly, a car pulls up next to him.

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Paul: Hey buddy… Gimme a ride?

The window of the car rolls down.

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Owen: Hop in. :naughty:

Paul climbs into the car, and it pulls away.

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Match 5: Cool King vs Cocky J.

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Open Your Eyes hits, and Cool King comes out on his bike.

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The crowd cheer as he parks his bike at the side of the ring.

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He climbs into the ring, just as…

IF YA SMEEEEEELL… WHAT COCKY J IS COOKIN’.

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The crowd boo as Cocky makes his way to the ring.

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He mockingly raises his arm to the crowd, before approaching his opponent.

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*DING DING*

Both men walk up to each other in the middle of the ring, and Cocky throws the first punch.

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He forces CK into the ropes, where the ref intervenes. King charges back at Cocky, nailing him with right hands and pushing him back into the corner of the ring. CK continues the assault in the corner.

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He nails right hand after right hand, until he pauses to chase away the referee.

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Cocky turns the tables on CK, and delivers some right hands on his own. The fight then moves into the centre of the ring, where Cocky whips King into the ropes, and follows up with a big clothesline that takes both men over the top. Cocky gets to his feet first, and nails a couple of right hands on his opponent.

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King quickly turns the tables, nailing a couple of his own.

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The ref starts to count them out, so CK rolls Cocky into the ring. King slides in after him, but Cocky begins to stomp away on his back. King grabs the bottom rope, and the referee forces Cocky to stop the onslaught. Cocky falls backwards onto the ref, temporarily putting him out of action.

Cocky stalks behind King, waiting for him to get up, when…

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JG: Cock Bottom to Cocky J!

Cool King crawls into the cover.

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The referee starts to get up, when suddenly…

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JG: AGAIN?!

CK looks stunned, when suddenly…

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JG: Cockbuster!

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Cocky goes for…

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JG: Ze Hollyvood Elbow!

He nails it, and makes the cover…

1…

2…

3!

*DING DING DING*

The referee raises Cocky’s arm in victory.

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He makes his way to the back, leaving Cool King in the middle of the ring.

Result: The Cock Wins via Pinfall.

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The camera cuts to Owen Radd’s car pulling up outside a motel.

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Owen and Paul get out, and head towards the building.

Owen: Come Savior, you need a good night’s sleep after what you had to endure. :naughty:

They enter, and Owen has a discussion with the motel owner. The man shows them up the stairs and to a door.

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Owner: This is the only room we have left… So you will have to share.

Owen: Oh that’s no problem. :naughty:

Paul enters the room, but Owen hangs back and whispers to the owner.

Owen: Thanks buddy, I owe you one. :naughty:

Owner: :naughty:

Owen then follows Paul into the room.

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Carrington collapses onto the bed, and falls asleep.

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Owen: Time to have some fun. :naughty:

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Owen: And look… I came prepared. :naughty:

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Owen pops the entire bottle of pills, before moving in on Paul.

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Owen: Oh you like that, huh?

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A commercial for the upcoming PPV airs.

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Suddenly, the screen cuts off.

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The crowd boo as someone makes his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone.

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BCWWF: My name… is BCWWF.

The crowd boo.

BCWWF: I was just watching your commercial… Is that seriously supposed to be funny, or cool or something?

The crowd cheer.

BCWWF: If making fun of millions of innocent deaths is what you have sunk to in an attempt to get attention, at least I would prefer it to be somewhere else. Not on my watch!

Crowd: BCWWF Sucks! BCWWF Sucks!

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BCWWF: I have made it my mission to bring this place down, and it will be for your own good. Starting a thread in Casual forum was just the beginning…

The crowd continue to boo.

BCWWF: The fact that you people boo me, only confirms that NCW is a breeding ground for filth, immorality, and racism. I…

Suddenly…

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The crowd cheer.

Hitler: Jew can’t see me!

The crowd pop, nostalgia_style.

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BCWWF: This is exactly the kind of behaviour that I find unacceptable! Making light of the Holocaust is not a justifiable form of entertainment!

The crowd boo.

Hitler: Zo… You vont to censor NCW… Correct?

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BCWWF: That is correct…

Hitler: Vell zat ist nicht going to happen…

The Fuhrer runs down to the ring, and BCWWF jumps out to intercept him. Hitler takes down BCWWF and begins stomping the Hell out of him.

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Crowd: NCDUB! NCDUB! NCDUB!

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NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-05-2005, 11:30 PM

Main Event: Corkscrewed/Splaya vs Adrian Moore/Slim.

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The jWo music hits, and the crowd cheer as Slim and Adrian appear.

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They climb into the ring, where they await their opponents.

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The Horsemen’s theme hits, and the crowd boo as Splaya and Corky make their way to the ring with their belts.

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They climb in and stand opposite the jWo members, when suddenly…

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TRO and Naitch get into the ring and grab mics.

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TRO: We know how important this main event is… Which is why we went to Hitler’s office and had a little talk. He agreed that this match needed more than just your average ringside crew. It needed the NWA Horsemen.

The crowd boo.

TRO: So introducing your special guest bell ringer… The Naitch!

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Naitch: WOOOOO!!!

TRO: And your special guest timekeeper… The Ravishing One!

The crowd boo as they take up their positions at ringside. The match looks about to begin, when suddenly…

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The crowd cheer as Big K-Hole makes his way to the ring. He snatches a mic from Naitch.

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Nashole: Yo, look who’s here to level the playing field!

The crowd cheer.

Nashole: If you guys are special guest bell ringer and timekeeper, I guess that makes me… The special guest…

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Nashole: Ahh! My QUAD!

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EMTs rush to the ring and help Nashole to the back, as Naitch rings the bell to start the match.

*DING DING*

Splaya and Adrian start off the match by tying up in the middle of the ring. Moore gets the advantage with a go-behind takedown, but Splaya quickly counters out of it into a headlock.

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Adrian fights up to his feet and pushes Splaya into the ropes. Adrian nails a clothesline on Splaya as he rebounds across the ring, before following up with an arm bar on the mat. Splaya gets up and overpowers Moore into the corner.

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He whips Adrian across to the opposite corner. Splaya charges in after him, but Moore rolls away to his corner and tags in Slim. The crowd cheer as Slim gets in the ring and goes after Splaya in the corner. He nails Splaya with chops to the chest, until a well-placed thumb to the eye turns the tables. Splaya hits a backbreaker, and then follows up with a stretch.

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Slim stamps his feet to get the crowd going, and he slowly works up to his feet. He pushes Splaya into the ropes and lowers his head, but is meet with a hammer to the back from his opponent. Splaya applies a headlock on the canvas, as the crowd grow frustrated.

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Splaya crawls to his corner with Slim and tags in Corky. Some of the crowd pop for the bachelor as he goes to work on Slim with a bearhug.

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Slim battles out with a couple of elbows to the head, before shoving Corky into the ropes. Slim then nails a big spinning kick.

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Slim drops to the mat, and starts to crawl towards his corner. He gets there, and Moore accepts the tag. Adrian gets in and makes his way straight to Corky.

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Cork sees him coming and rams him into the corner, where he nails a series of devastating shoulder thrusts.

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Corky goes for a final thrust but Adrian avoids it, sending the big man into the ring post. Moore prepares to go on the attack, but TRO grabs his foot from the outside, distracting him.

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Adrian turns his attention back to the middle of the ring, but is met with a kick to the midsection from Corky.

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JG: Corkbomb!

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Splaya charges across the ring and knocks Slim off the apron, as the referee goes down to make the count…

1…

2…

3!

Naitch rings the bell.

*DING DING DING*

TRO and Naitch slide into the ring and start to stomp the hell out of Adrian, until somebody appears on the ramp.

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Jackal: IT’S MAVEN TIME!

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Jackal charges down to the ring and knocks down Naitch. Corky goes for him, but is also knocked down. Jackal then grabs TRO and hoists him above his head.

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He slams down the Highspots.com Champ, before Splaya pulls his team mates out of the ring to safety. Jackal lets out a roar down the ramp towards the Horsemen.

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Naitch helps TRO as he staggers to the back, followed by the victorious Splaya and Corky.

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They make their way through the curtain to the back.

Result: Corkscrewed/Splaya Win via Pinfall.

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The camera cuts backstage as the Horsemen enter the parking lot. TRO collapses on the limousine.

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Naitch quickly opens the doors to the limo, and the Horsemen get in.

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The limo speeds out of the parking lot, as the camera cuts to just outside the arena.

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The truck parks at the arena exit.

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Crowd: :eek:

Someone jumps down from the truck, and the camera focuses on them…

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The Naitch

05-05-2005, 11:31 PM

:lol:

McLegend

05-05-2005, 11:38 PM

The burying of Paul on both shows is completly unnecessary. Funny but unnecessary.

Also good show. :y:

The Naitch

05-05-2005, 11:40 PM

:lol: @ Paul being Owen's bitch :rofl:

Innovator

05-05-2005, 11:41 PM

na na na na

na na na na

hey hey hey

goodbye

...what....its catchy

Danny Electric

05-05-2005, 11:43 PM

The burying of Paul on both shows is completly unnecessary. Funny but unnecessary.

I agree and their will be payback :)

RemyRed

05-05-2005, 11:44 PM

:lol::lol::lol:
:rofl::rofl::rofl: @ BCWWF

The Naitch

05-05-2005, 11:45 PM

one more thing. Can somebody fill me in on this "IT'S MAVEN TIME" catchphrase? I don't get it, as in I never read his promos so I don't understand the joke. The picture of Goldberg holding Low Ki was hilarious though so I gotsta know what this is all about

Savior

05-05-2005, 11:45 PM

I'm DONE.

The Naitch

05-05-2005, 11:47 PM

DAMMIT! No Wils'n on the show?! :mad:

The Naitch

05-05-2005, 11:48 PM

Paul's new catchphrase

"Hey buddy...gimme a ride?"

:lol:

Splaya

05-05-2005, 11:56 PM

HOLY SHIT, HOW THE HELL DO I MAKE A PROMO OFF THIS

SuperSlim

05-05-2005, 11:59 PM

haha.. brilliance Jabba. just sad tha I had to be on the losing team but some the stampede there will be a new champion crowned. :D

Splaya

05-06-2005, 12:15 AM

Wow, I'm the first superstar besides loopy to win 10 matches

Nowhere Man

05-06-2005, 12:21 AM

Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah.

Before the questions are raised, I'd like to state for the record that I had no idea that Jabba was planning to pull that on Paul, and didn't mean to take things this far.

Otherwise, really good show.

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 12:28 AM

Whoa... what the hell??? Shaggy killed the Horsemen!! :'(

Gonna have to dip into the HHH Bag of Tricks to figure out how get out of this one...

Angelina2K

05-06-2005, 12:35 AM

.....

That's me being speeachless.

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 12:47 AM

:lol: my initial reaction

Loose Cannon

05-06-2005, 12:47 AM

dunno, that's pretty messed up to do that to someone's character. I thought that was the only rule we had. Not to totally screw someone over like that.

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 12:49 AM

it isn't like it hasn't happened before. goodness. what makes it so wrong?

Loose Cannon

05-06-2005, 12:53 AM

hey, if you like seeing guys get buried like that, then that's your business. To me, when a guy has to quit because of stuff like that, it's just not right.

loopydate

05-06-2005, 12:54 AM

Up on dry land,
Take what you can,
'Cause you won't be here again.
Everybody out of the water!

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[The crowd erupts as the first NCW Champion, and the true NCW Icon makes his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone and prepares to speak.]

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LPD: Hey, NCW! Listen, I know there's a lot of controversy going around right now, so I thought I'd come out here and clear the air abou--

ALEYAKHSKHSKH...

LPD: What the...

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TALL MAN: This travesty has gone on long enough! Why is it that every time something happens to--

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LPD: Who the hell are you guys?

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TALL MAN: It sickens me that all of the attention surrounding NCW lately revolves around either censors without a sense of humor or the anal violation of former organization turncoats! I--

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LPD: :?:

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MAN: What should be at the forefront of the NCW debate is the fact that this promotion was designed to cater to one type of viewer, and not another. From day one, with the sheer volume of pictures and dialogue, NCW has been designed to keep my people down. And for that, I say enough! My name is Dial-Up, and I am sick and tired of the Broadbanders of the world getting to view Nazi Nitro in less than seven hours! Tell 'em, 56K!

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56K: KHSKHKHKHSKHKEHKHdongdongKSHSKSHKSHKSHKSHK--[is disconnected]

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 12:55 AM

Loose Cannon

05-06-2005, 12:59 AM

whatever man. Just saying it was messed up. Not going to sit here and argue with the Davidians here.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 01:17 AM

it isn't like it hasn't happened before. goodness. what makes it so wrong?

the real question is this

Who does Owen like more? Paul or Superslim? :lol:

loopydate

05-06-2005, 01:18 AM

Not to sound too punch-drinker here, but...

Paul walked out on NCW three months ago! He should have known better than to expect a warm welcome. If he was any kind of c-fedder, he'd spin this into a hilarious storyline. Jabba handed him gold. And probably a venereal disease of some kind.

I feel bad that he's upset, but I don't think Jabba meant it as some kind of personal affront. He does that kind of stuff to everybody. Hell, at least he didn't have him stepped on by a giant lizard like some people's characters.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 01:20 AM

he quit cause he took it persoanally. is it Jabba's fault? is it anybody else's fault? what he could do with aht is he can either run with it or he could create a new character and start a new. instead he wanted to take the sympathetic road and quit.

why not just deal with it?

i agree with you there

If I was Paul, I'd go back to TNA (NM said he'd take him back) and go crazy on NCW. Like spam up the threads, talk shit, do things gangster_style. C'mon Paul, GGGGG-Unit wouldn't sit there and pout. Act the foo. Back the fuck up nigga

this is basic thuganomics!!!!!

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 01:20 AM

the real question is this

Who does Owen like more? Paul or Superslim? :lol:

look at it this way.

Owen didn't want anything to do with me.

He came prepared for Paul. :naughty:

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 01:22 AM

look at it this way.

Owen didn't want anything to do with me.

He came prepared for Paul. :naughty:

so, did Owen actually RAPE Paul, or did Paul just take it because he was too tired to realize, a la Laws of Attraction

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 01:25 AM

huge promo coming up

The Naitch and TRO address Owen Radd and Paul "I got fucked in the bum" Carrington

:lol:

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 01:35 AM

so, did Owen actually RAPE Paul, or did Paul just take it because he was too tired to realize, a la Laws of Attraction

qwell word is Paul at first was going to avoid it but after the first *censored* he wanted more

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 01:53 AM

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*TRO, (holding Naitch's NCW Title) and The Naitch make their way to the ring. The Naitch can't be seen right now because he's right behind the curtain snorting a rail, Crazy Train_style, but he comes out, trust me*

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TRO: That Nitro was HEE-LARIOUS! Right Naitch? I love holding Naitch's belt by the way, but I was laughing so hard at the Paul/Owen segments I almost died. So Owen, I want you to come out here, and recount your "Night in Carrington" episode, if you don't mind. Give us the dirt!

*YMCA by The Village People hits as Owen Radd aka Owendust makes his way out to a chorus of laughs*

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*Owen takes his robe off*

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*Naitch, high_as_a_kite_style is seen holding his NCW Title as TRO and Owen stare eachother down*

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TRO: Owen, you are quite the character, we all know that. Although we find Joey Radd to be very normal, you on the other hand are a fucked up character. But hey, we live in the land of the free, so we don't discriminate. What we do want to know is, how was your night with Paul "I got raped in the ass" Carrington?

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Owen: It was a DELIGHT! Paul's candy ass was so sweet and juicy, you have no idea what kind of effect it had on my sweet tooth :naughty:

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Owen: And when he passed out, I put his hand on my penis

*Fans go apeshit with laughter*

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Owen: But first and foremost! I'd like to thank Naitch for the viagra. I owe you bigtime brotha! Werd life

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Naitch: As long as it serves a purpose! And seeing as how you inhaled the whole bottle, Paul must be bleeding out of his ass right now, AS WE SPEAK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Fans go WOOO*

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TRO: Naitch, I agree with you there, Paul must have a hard time sitting down right now, but one thing we hate....is faggots like Owen

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Naitch: You fucking faggot. How 'bout me and TRO kick your faggot ass right here, RIGHT NOW?!

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*Naitch nails Owen in the nuts*

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*And TRO beats down Owen*

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*RUDE AWAKENING to Owen Radd*

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*The Naitch and TRO exit the ring to a chorus of FUCK YOU chants (coming from the faggots in the crowd)*

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 02:00 AM

Corkscrewed and Splaya are in the NWA Lounge relaxing.

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CORK: Oh man, everyone's gonna be completely http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif when they realize we're all right.

SPLAYA: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif Yeah. Leave it to Shaggy to botch vehicular manslaughter.

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif Seriously... for him to smash into the wrong limo??? That was classic man.

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SPLAYA: I know. I mean, anyone who watches the video tape again realizes that the limo we got into was dark gray. And the limo that Shaggy smashed was black!!

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif And he thinks he can beat Naitch for the title? He can't even pull a stunt correctly!

SPLAYA: So who was in that other limo anyway?

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CORK: Not sure... I think the Backstreet Boys and the Olsen Twins.

SPLAYA: Ouch.

CORK: Yeah, but it's okay... Mary Kate had to go to the hospital soon anyway cuz she relapsed into her cocaine habit.

SPLAYA: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 02:01 AM

NO SELL0r3zzzzz!!!!

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 02:02 AM

In fact, it'd be better if Naitch deleted his promo and copied it onto a new reply, thus making everything make sense AND boosting his post count... :naughty:

Oh look! He did! :love:

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 02:03 AM

*hint hint* (also posting so that loopy can view this thread again)

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 02:04 AM

LOOPY!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPY!!!!

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 02:04 AM

Corkscrewed

05-06-2005, 02:24 AM

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In other news, during his recuperation, Remy's clientelle keeps on growing....

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 03:31 AM

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*Talking to himself because he is high*

Naitch: Oh God, this robe is making me itch, maybe it's the meth, no wait, I think it's Wils'n, that kid never takes any baths, dirty motherfucker, I'm gonna have to talk with him, he smells like ass, like Adrien Moore, filty, nasty ass motherfucker, why I oughta slap him with my...

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*Jenna G enters the scene*

Jenna G: Naitch, you looking good. Nice robe, nice tan, did you get a haircut?

Naitch: Damn right I got a haircut, Mayo may be a homosexual, but I trust him with my hair. He's top notch. As for Victoria Inc. She's too pre occupied with The Mask, that I decided to just let her be. Although she managed to cut Cocky's hair pretty good lemme tell you THAT! Oh God I'm tweaking right now! Hurry up, I gotta me Misty in 20 minutes!!!!!

Jenna G? Misty? Is that your ex-wife? :lol:

Naitch: :lol: Shut up> She's my mistress. We have our fun everytime I ride the train! You know what?! Thos interview is over! I'm outta here! Move bitch get out the way! GET OUT THE WAY!!!!!

*Naitch walks off into the distance, probably to be seen tomorrow*

====

OOC: To be honest, I did hang out with The Olsen Twins before. Briefly. I knew the owner of The Standard and he was with them, so I bought them 2 double cranberry vodkas, then they said my money was nothing then they bought me a couple bottles of Heiny, then we did a line. I told them I used to watch Full House back in the the day and then and they laughed. They told me Bob (Saget) was miticulous (sp?) to the point that it became weird. Goodnight. It was fun

Nervous Ferret

05-06-2005, 04:42 AM

or as I like to call him:

Danny the "Dirt Devil" Tanner

Shaggy

05-06-2005, 08:23 AM

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Shaggy: "Many of you might be wondering right now why im not there in person? Well the reason for that is as you saw on Nitro I took out a limo with a semi truck. Now the people in that limo were suppose to be The Horsemen. I was finally gonna get my revenge for them taking my money and hooking me up with those damn He-Shes."

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Shaggy: "But instead of taking out the Horsemen I have come to find out that I ended up eliminating those damn Backstreet Boys. You know im happy to do a favor for humanity but I would rather of taken out The Horsemen."

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Shaggy: "Due to my actions I now have to spend a certain amount of time here in prison. I could of made it out on bail but due to The Horsemen taking my money I just dont have enough for it. So untill I am able to get out of here I will only have one thought on my mind. My thoughts are on Swastika Stampede. Because at Stampede I will take Naitch on for his title and finally signify my place at the top of NCW. So untill I get out know this Naitch....Im coming for you."
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Guard off screen: " :rant: All Right Inmates...Shower Time"

Shaggy: "Oh Crap"

Cool King

05-06-2005, 11:58 AM

*LPD,Marcyo and Seymour are in the locker room*
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LPD:So where's Cool King? He should have been here 20 minutes ago.

Seymour:Well,I tried to call him on his cell phone but he didn't pick up.

LPD:Hey Marcyo! You know Cool King better than us,do you know where he is?

Marcyo:Hey esse you are looking fine today,you sexy beast you.

LPD:MARCYO! Will you stop looking in that mirror and come over here.

Marcyo:Oh sorry holmes.:$

LPD:I'll go and tell Hitler that Cool King hasn't showed.

(A couple of minutes later)

*Knock Knock*

Hitler:Enta

LPD:Hey boss I....

Hitler:LPD! It's nice to see yo.
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LPD:Hey boss,I just came here to tell you that Cool King hasn't shown up yet.

Hitler:Vhat! Cool King isn't here yet?
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LPD:I know that sucks but erm well I dunno what to say.

Hitler:Oh vhat am I gunna do?

TO BE CONTINUED

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 11:59 AM

...

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 12:36 PM

lol Shaggy, shower time :naughty:

Scorpion

05-06-2005, 02:36 PM

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Jackal: :lol:
Mauler: Dont even start..
Jackal: :nono: you lost to Hurri-Pimp
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Mauler: Dont go there, unless you wanna speak german for life
Crowd: :lol:
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Jackal: That was a lucky shot :mad:
Mauler: you sure? Want me to take another shot
Jackal:... uh i got somewhere to go, before i start speaking German again :wave:
Mauler: :lol: Chicken Shit.
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Fans: :lol:
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Mauler: Now about my match last night.. I lost to Hurri-pimp
Fans: YOU SUCK *clap-clap-clap clap clap*
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Mauler: What yoiu dont know is that fucked up dictator, Hitler put something in my water. I found out later from a backstage sourse it was some sleeping pills. Yea well fuck you Hitler, watch your back :foc:

The Ravishing One

05-06-2005, 03:33 PM

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TRO: I've come out here to address a certain NCW superstar. This guy just can't help but to copy me. The way i talk, the way i look, even the belts i carry. The person in question is LPD!

*TRO turns towards the Hitlertron, to help prove his point*

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TRO: Ok....look at him celebrate with his belt

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TRO: Look at the hair

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http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/077.jpg

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TRO: I told ya! LPD wants to be TRO! When he started Cfedding he would read every single TRO post in the TNA thread and just wish he could deliver a promo half as good as mine. Truth is he's still waiting.:p

Crowd: LPD LPD LPD!

TRO: Don't call him out here, i could save you all the hassle and talk to myself in the mirror.

*LPD walks down to ringside, but clutches his gut*
http://www.guernsey.net/~cedavey/joshuazone/wwf5.jpg

*Then swiftly makes his way back to the toilet*

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/memajs3/images/test69.jpg

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/199.jpg

TRO: OH NO! Did Naitch put somthing in your protein shake?

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/016.jpg

TRO: I guess i'll be seeing you at the PPV.

GrandTheftGamer

05-06-2005, 08:24 PM

::: 2 Cool 2 B Cool's theme hits as they enter the arena with thousands of screaming fans chanting their name :::

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/toocool/12.jpg

::: Daddy Cool picks up a microphone :::

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brianlawler/02.jpg

Daddy Cool - "It's good to be back after the other night. I got a pretty bad beat down. But that isn't going to stop one of the best forces in Nazi Championship Wrestling."

: Fans Cheer :

Daddy Cool - "But I'd like to get down to business. I'd like to start off with something new. See, I recently won a certain championship title. Now, it's still in the works a little but it's nearly done. But we have it here tonight. And with it is our newest manager for 2 Cool 2 B Cool and one who has been having the worst of luck lately, Darth Vadron!"

http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0P65GZFT4ANC52I2VVWUQTNNLE

::: Darth Vadron walks down to the ring, holding a box :::

http://img214.echo.cx/img214/6902/vaderbox8gw.jpg

Daddy Cool - "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the World Google Championship!"

::: Daddy Cool opens the box and takes out the title :::

http://img41.echo.cx/img41/315/googletitle29bb.gif

Daddy Cool - "Isn't that nice or what? Bigstyle, what do you think?"

Bigstyle - "I love it! I want you to definetly have it."

Daddy Cool - "Alright. Thanks man. Ok, now moving on. Next week, on Nitro, is the premier of my new wrestling talk show, the Daddy Style's Cool Shack. Our guest for our first episode happenes to be the owner of the NCW, Mr. Hitler!"

: Crowd Cheers :

Daddy Cool - "Now let's get down to real business. I've been hearing some rumours about a certain superstar that is supposedly "cooler" than us. This superstar happens to be Cool King. Now, I do respect him, but everyone thinking he's cooler than me, that's not cool. So that's why on next week's Nitro, I want a one on one match with Cool King in a new match-type that I'd like to call a Cool Match. See, it happens to be like an I Quit match. Instead of your opponent saying I Quit just so you win, they have to say that they're not cool no more. That also makes it a no pin, no submission, no nothing except the five words they have to say to lose. And Cool King, you have until the next Nitro to accept or not, so are you cool with that?"

::: Daddy Cool drops the microphone and leaves the arena, and close behind are Bigstyle and Darth Vadron :::

http://img144.echo.cx/img144/8431/2cool2bcool14zr.jpg

Savior

05-06-2005, 09:11 PM

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/6508/c180tg.jpg
Paul: what the hell whos calling?

Splaya: Hey Paul its me. Can I get a go next?

Paul: No!

Splaya: I'll let you pitch.

Paul: Ea-yuck get away from me! *hangs up*......ugh i can't believe I'm gonna do this.
*Paul enters the arena*
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/9218/c362ol.jpg
Paul: get the fuck outta my face

Crowd: You got Raped You got Raped!

*Paul goes crazy flair_style*

Paul: Where is Hitlers office!?

*Camera guy points down hall*

*In Hitler office*
Hitler:.....and then I had Owen Rape him.
Paul (busting through door): You fucking dick!
Ink: :eek: *runs*

Paul: I can't show my face anywhere! You cost me my friends, family and my life!...now its time to repay the favor!
http://northeast-metaldetectors.com/censored.jpg
Paul: Catch it bitch!
http://img222.echo.cx/img222/2971/hit3xf.jpg
Hitler: Mien gott!

Paul: Learned that shit in prison!

Savior

05-06-2005, 09:18 PM

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/6508/c180tg.jpg
Paul: what the hell whos calling?

Splaya: Hey Paul its me. Can I get a go next?

Paul: No!

Splaya: I'll let you pitch.

Paul: Ea-yuck get away from me! *hangs up*......ugh i can't believe I'm gonna do this.
*Paul enters the arena*
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/9218/c362ol.jpg
Paul: get the fuck outta my face

Crowd: You got Raped You got Raped!

*Paul goes crazy flair_style*

Paul: Where is Hitlers office!?

*Camera guy points down hall*

*In Hitler office*
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/374/hitlerhugwoman9cg.jpg
Hitler:.....and then I had Owen Rape him.
Paul (busting through door): You fucking dick!
women: :eek: *runs*

Paul: I can't show my face anywhere! You cost me my friends, family and my life!...now its time to repay the favor!
http://northeast-metaldetectors.com/censored.jpg
Paul: Catch it bitch!
http://img222.echo.cx/img222/2971/hit3xf.jpg
Hitler: Mien gott!

Paul: Learned that shit in prison!

Savior

05-06-2005, 09:23 PM

whoops

Shaggy

05-06-2005, 09:24 PM

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Shaggy: "Thats right...im still here! The Horsemen must be laughing it up. You see what I find weird is that im the #1 Contender and yet im still here in this rotting jail cell. You would think that the boss would get one of his top stars out of prison but no...something about him burning a bunch of people and he just doesnt want that brought up right now."

http://img130.echo.cx/img130/8674/0162os.jpg

Shaggy: "I just wanted to tell you all that I have decided to lawyer up. And pretty soon my lawyer will make sure that im out of this jail cell and in that arena so I can take that title from Naitch. Im short on cash so my Lawyer will be around hoping to collect money from some of you guys in the back and just hopefully you might lend a helping hand."

Voice off Screen: "Ill Lend a helping hand :naughty: "

Shaggy: :wtf:

Officer: "Shaggy, step away from the door.....your new cellmate is here...prisoner 12345....arrested on account of public indecency...
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Shaggy: "Oh Crap!"
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thanks to jabba for the owen idea

Savior

05-06-2005, 10:10 PM

Jabba suck a penis

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 10:14 PM

:lol:

I'll have fries with that, bitch. :y:

<embed src=http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//60000/60067/sound.wav loop=true>

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 10:16 PM

Supersize it

Savior

05-06-2005, 10:17 PM

I don't think the shoot thing worked Slim.

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 10:19 PM

well it doesn't work all the time

Savior

05-06-2005, 10:20 PM

Jabba, Admit you planned that angle.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 10:25 PM

Montreal. ;)

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 10:31 PM

I smell a screwing

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 10:31 PM

Step away from Owen then.

Shaggy

05-06-2005, 10:33 PM

Step away from Owen then.

I cant.....hes in the jail cell with me...

AHHHHHHH

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 10:35 PM

OK

*walks away

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 10:36 PM

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 10:38 PM

man you scared me interruptin my music

Savior

05-06-2005, 10:39 PM

So you finally show me the knife you stabbed me in the back with. Oh wait not me my character. see there is a difference between me and my character. Hell there's a difference between most characters and there real person.

Lets take me for example. My Character is/was a rapper who made fun of people by freestyling about them. Now I may be unsuccessful in fedding HOWEVER In real life i am student in a highschool who has a 92% average I'd say that pretty successful.

You character is a Nazi who was Jobbed out in TNA but then became a great show writer he was very successful. HOWEVER in real life you are a skinny 20 year old who spends all day online and probably lives with his parents, or unsuccessful.

Now it may just be me but I'd rather be unsuccessful at Fedding then at life. But you know whatever works for you.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 10:42 PM

Come on dude, now that's harsh...

I'm only 20.

Hey I'm not denying the rest of it. :lol:

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 10:54 PM

*sits ringside with popcorn*

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 10:56 PM

Slim: Hey pass me some of that

Savior

05-06-2005, 10:56 PM

Don't think he'll respond Naitch

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 10:57 PM

*passes Slim some popcorn*

:yes:

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 10:58 PM

The only guy who ever took Fedding as personally as you was Eric Shin...

And look what happened to him. :lol:

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:02 PM

Really? I take it very personally? I didn't bottle up hatred for one person for 6 months-ish just so I could have his character be raped.

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 11:05 PM

haha Eric Shin.

just mentionin that name made me crack up.

Slim: Hey I think this is the good part.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:05 PM

Really? I take it very personally? I didn't bottle up hatred for one person for 6 months-ish just so I could have his character be raped.

literally AND figuratively

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:06 PM

Heh yeah that was a great line.
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Can't wait till we get to the next page to stop this music.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:07 PM

don't forget good old Sting fan. I used Trish pics for him

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 11:08 PM

don't forget good old Sting fan. I used Trish pics for him

:eek:

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 11:11 PM

Savior, like I said I didn't really have that much against you. LOL

I only acted on what other people urged me to do.

Of course I won't be dropping any names. ;)

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:13 PM

K I don't believe you. Even if they did you still went along with it so why shouldn't I blame you?

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 11:14 PM

K I don't believe you.
HOLY S##T! HOLY S##T!

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:17 PM

btw if this is a worked shoot, don't even bother going any further. Worked shoots are as cool as Von Dutch hats

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 11:18 PM

naw this is no worked shoot. this is legit

Marcyo

05-06-2005, 11:18 PM

viva la Von Dutch hat

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:20 PM

it better be legit. 2 legit 2 quit

McLegend

05-06-2005, 11:20 PM

btw if this is a worked shoot, don't even bother going any further. Worked shoots are as cool as Von Dutch hats
:yes:

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:20 PM

btw if this is a worked shoot, don't even bother going any further. Worked shoots are as cool as JabbaFixed.

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:21 PM

:yes:Legend did you get my message in the TNA thread? DON'T COME BACK HERE.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:21 PM

IT's getting hott in hurr so take off all your clothes

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:22 PM

I am getting so hott, Paul should take his clothes off

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:22 PM

IT's getting hott in hurr so take off all your clothesDon't tell paul and Owen that tee-hee[/Jabba]

loopydate

05-06-2005, 11:24 PM

Can we please shut the fuck up about this?

It's over, it's done with. Move on.

Oh, and Jabba, if you want to name names, name mine. It wasn't my idea, but if he wants someone to blame it on [points to self].

Yeah, that's right, the 22-year-old unemployed writer who graduated with honors is to blame. Feel better now? You took down somebody older, smarter, and more talented than you. Happy?

I've been taken down a peg. A whole peg! I have tasted my own medicine, and it is bitter! Oh why oh why did I play such an instrumental role in the takedown of a midcarder who was handed one of our titles then left? Why would I have stood by and allowed this to happen to the brilliant promoer who filled our first thread with shit about how much better TNA was? The shame is killing me!

See how annoying this shit is?

Holy shit. Talk about breaking kayfabe. Feel like I should say something about TRO now to make up for it.

Uh...

Yeah, fuck it. I'll promo later.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:24 PM

hott feud. This is equivalent to Edge vs. Matt Hardy hottness

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 11:25 PM

Paul, that ride you were lookin' for... I think it finally arrived.

http://img122.echo.cx/img122/7553/waaambulance8mp.jpg

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:26 PM

LPD's rant was brought to you by wrestlingreplicabelts.com

Fixed :y: ;)

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:29 PM

Jabba that would have worked 20 minutes ago because it looked like I was whining
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I have tasted my own medicine, and it is bitter!
:lol: great line.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 11:29 PM

By the way, since Savior is not an NCW superstar, his posts here will be considered off-topic and deleted from now on. :y:

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:31 PM

Haha jabba comping out. Winner: Paul Carrington. Can't take the heat Jabba?

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:32 PM

this is hilarious. Keep it up. Please

Savior

05-06-2005, 11:33 PM

Sorry naitch Jabba will delete this post. I mean why wouldn't he? I won and now he feels pissed.

So this is the end I guess.

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:35 PM

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:35 PM

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:35 PM

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:36 PM

PAUL YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D

*Aston Kutcher comes out and tells Paul this was all a prank*

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:37 PM

Paul: :lol:

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:38 PM

ok, I'll stop now. I'll go back to harrasing Zack in PM :shifty:

McLegend

05-06-2005, 11:39 PM

:naughty:

:shifty:

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-06-2005, 11:42 PM

I think I'm gonna add this to my sig:

http://byebyesavior.ytmnd.com/

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:45 PM

Paul, aren't you gonna retaliate or are you just gonna sit there? You're a thug for fucks sake. Pop them thangs

(I love stirring shit up :yes: )

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:47 PM

I feel like Ken Shamrock referreeing Austin vs. Bret :yes:

Marcyo

05-06-2005, 11:48 PM

Marcyo is seen running backstage.

He stops to take a look behind himself.

http://img113.echo.cx/img113/700/eddiescared0rk.png

Random voice: GRRRRRRRAAAAAOOOOOOOORRRR

Marcyo: :eek:

Marcyo continues to run.

And then, he trips.

http://img113.echo.cx/img113/8097/eddie424ve.jpg

Marcyo: I’M DOOMED, HOLMES! HEEEEELLLLLLLP!!!

Someone helps him back up.

http://img113.echo.cx/img113/6482/eddie233ap.jpg

Marcyo: Err... erm... thanks, mamacita... I mean, holmes... uh...

Man’s man: Ain’t that one cute little dog?

Marcyo: Sure is, esse, sure is... I need to run away from that gorilla...

Man’s man: You know what I’m going to do with that dog?

Marcyo: I don’t want to know....

Man’s man: I’m gonna... *whispers something in Marcyo’s ear*

http://img173.echo.cx/img173/8919/eddie390bf.jpg

Marcyo: YOU’RE SCARY, GET OFF ME, YOU FREAKING ELEPHANT...

Man’s man: What?

Marcyo: Wrong text size, never mind...

Man’s man: Hey look at this, my husband took a picture of me while I was in the bath.

Man’s man shows Marcyo a picture.

Marcyo: .......I gotta go. Bye. I seriously feel like throwing up and hiding in South Africa. Adios.

Marcyo runs away in a hurry while Man’s man just stays there.

Man’s man: What’s wrong with that picture? I find it not that bad myself...

Man’s man puts the picture in front of the camera.

http://img173.echo.cx/img173/9821/chyna17px.jpg

The crowd is heard vomiting all over the place while the cameraman hangs himself.

Splaya

05-06-2005, 11:49 PM

Paul, aren't you gonna retaliate or are you just gonna sit there? You're a thug for fucks sake. Pop them thangs

(I love stirring shit up :yes: )
If I had voted for you in the King of the C-fed, what would you have given me in my RTCF topic?

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:51 PM

the usual mandatory 10

Marcyo

05-06-2005, 11:51 PM

We needed a promo to bring this back to serious. I'm gonna rant along with my fellow MIC member from now on.

Marcyo

05-06-2005, 11:52 PM

:rant:

Splaya

05-06-2005, 11:52 PM

the usual mandatory 10
It's not too late :shifty:

SuperSlim

05-06-2005, 11:52 PM

sick :lol:

The Naitch

05-06-2005, 11:54 PM

splaya, don't make me get Wils'n after you :rant:

Danny Electric

05-06-2005, 11:59 PM

Messed up situation.

Savior

05-07-2005, 12:01 AM

Paul, aren't you gonna retaliate or are you just gonna sit there? You're a thug for fucks sake. Pop them thangs

(I love stirring shit up :yes: )I'm sorry I was making a website

http://nojabba.ytmnd.com/

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 12:05 AM

LOL Jabba deleted Paul's website

http://img30.echo.cx/img30/4510/timberlakemcdonaldslg8wt.jpg

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-07-2005, 12:13 AM

Funnily enough, he deleted that post himself. :lol:

loopydate

05-07-2005, 12:16 AM

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/lpdtron.rm

[The crowd goes insane is the most famous video in NCW hits the HitlerTron.]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3988/injuredribs1zx.jpg

[Wow. He looks kinda... Angry.]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1273/holdingribs1yb.jpg

[He also seems to still be favoring his midsection.]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid24.jpg

CROWD: ANGRY FACE!

JG: Mein Gott! Zis ist a side of Lou P. Daight ve hef nicht seen before!

BRAIN: Do you ever remember eine Angry Face at ze beginning of a promo?

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2880/miconramp5zy.png

LPD: Yeah, that's right. I'm opening with an Angr-- Waitaminute... Did the set just get really close?

[The set retreats.]

LPD: That's better. Well, you know what? As great as my life is right now, I've still got some stuff to complain about. Sure, I'm in love. Sure, I'm in a stable with the best guys in the business. Sure, I just picked up my sixteenth win without a pinfall loss. But I've become a target. First this, Dial-Up guy comes out an interrupts my promo. Then I agreed to try Marcyo's "Special Recipe" quesadillas. Now I have TRO--

CROWD: BOO!

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid24.jpg

CROWD: ANGRY F-- Oh, sorry!

LPD: Thanks. Anyway, like I said, I'm a targ--

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5417/sniper5wd.jpg

WB: Almost...

TRO: Where'd you get a sniper rifle?

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid20.jpg

LPD: So my opponent at next week's Swastika Stampede says I want to be him. He says our hair is similar, the way we hold our belts is similar, and our promos are similar. Hell, I'll even add one: We both have stables of four that include three champions and our girlfriends! I'll grant you, your evidence is strong. I feel you will become a great Je-- Never mind. Here, random guy, hold my microphone while I put on my sunglasses.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5011/tsninterviewwider2vb.jpg

LPD: Better. Now, I have a little something to say to TRO. You see, Tro, I think you have it all backwards. When NCW started, I won the World Title. You bought a belt that looks an awful lot like it. But you know how I know that you're copying me? Look at who you're with! You want to be Lewis Patrick Daight so bad that you're dating my ex-girlfriend! Talk about been there, done that.

WB: Okay, that's it!

[A muffled noise is heard.]

http://img226.echo.cx/img226/1347/665745bw.jpg

LPD: What happened?

ANGELINA: That crazy bitch grazed your neck.

GrandTheftGamer

05-07-2005, 12:18 AM

Major Annoucement
http://img231.echo.cx/img231/502/ncwn4qz.jpg
Announcer: Hello. This is the 11:00 Nazi Championship Wrestling News with your host, Daddy Cool. Tonight, Daddy Cool has a major announcement concerning the future of Nazi Championship Wrestling. Now here is Daddy Cool.

Daddy Cool: Yes. Well, thank you for the introduction. We, the members of 2 Cool 2 B Cool, are announcing that the next new member of 2 Cool 2 B Cool will be awarded the final spot on the premier of Daddy Style's Cool Shack, which airs next week on Nazi Nitro. All application forms must be sent via America Online Instant Messanger (AIM) to the address GrandTheftGamer4. All application forms are due no later than Monday, May 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM (Central Time Zone). Any application forms sent in any later than that will be counted as invalid. Thank you and that is all.

Announcer: Thank you very musch for your time, Daddy Cool. And that just about wraps things up here. This was your 11:00 Nazi Championship Wrestling News at night.

(c)2005 Nazi Championship Wrestling Inc.

This major announcement from the staff at Nazi Championship Wrestling News was paid by local sponsor Wendy's
http://www.ncagr.com/images/paffairs/wendys.jpg

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 01:53 AM

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2033/0600tq.jpg

Woman: What's up y'all. You may not know me, but I am Shaggy's newest girlfriend....Conchita. I know Shaggy is in jail right now, but once he gets out, he'll be walking out of Swatika Stampdede, The NEW NC---

http://eugeneretarded.ytmnd.com/

http://img219.echo.cx/img219/2281/070504pic0029qj.jpg

*Out comes Wils'n*

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/7849/0418xx.jpg

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/562/070504pic0075cc.jpg

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/8443/070504pic0165nj.jpg

Wils'n: SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!!!!!!!!

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/7849/0418xx.jpg

http://img9.echo.cx/img9/1685/070504pic0096uw.jpg

Wils'n: Naitch told me you like to open your legs alot. And Naitch told me you like to give blowjobs to all the boys in the back! But Wils'n has a question for you, Conchita....

http://img9.echo.cx/img9/2734/070504pic0152km.jpg

Wils'n: HOW COME WILS'N DIDN'T GET A BLOWJOB?!?!?!

*Fans laugh*

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2033/0600tq.jpg

http://img9.echo.cx/img9/33/070504pic0128dh.jpg

Wils'n: You gave Naitch a blowjob, you gave TRO a blowjob, you gave Corky a blowjob, you gave Splaya a blowjob....I'm The Horsemen's #1 Apprentice...I'm supposed to get a blowjob too :yes:

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2033/0600tq.jpg

Conchita: Okay there :roll: , anyways, at Swastika Stampede, my man Shaggy is gonna...

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/7923/070504pic0103ea.jpg

Wils'n: Can I get a blowjob after the show?

*Fans laugh*

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2033/0600tq.jpg

Conchita: No Wils'n. I'm not like that

<marquee><scroll=left> BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! FUCKING SLUT! FUCKING SLUT! </s></marquee>

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/8443/070504pic0165nj.jpg

Wils'n: Well atleast take your top off! PRETTY PLEASE?!?! :D

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/8457/070504pic0102cf.jpg

*Fans laugh as Wils'n smiles politely*

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/7070/0581uk.jpg

*Fans pop as Conchita shows us the goods*

http://img50.echo.cx/img50/562/070504pic0075cc.jpg

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/8443/070504pic0165nj.jpg

Wils'n: SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!!!!!!!! And at Swastika Stampede, The Naitch is gonna kick Shaggy's ass and retain his NCW Title....

IF YA SMELLLLLL

WHAT THE WILS'N

IS COOKING!!!!!!

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Naitch: HA-HA! That's our boy. He's a machine. That was simply...electrifying

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Splaya: Whoa whoa whoa hold on just a second there Naitch. What's all this talk about me and Wils'n having to compete for your love and affection? You're not serious are you? I mean, sure I forgot to vote in The King Of C-Fed tournament, I'm sorry man, but you actually think Wils'n is Horsemen material?

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TRO: Allow me to interupt there, Lady Killer. Not only is Wils'n Horsemen material, but one day, JUST MAYBE, one day, he could even take your spot as The 4th Horseman.

Splaya: WHAT?! C'mon now?

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Naitch: So true champ, so true

Splaya: Oh God :(

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Naitch: :lol: Relax Splaya, we're just fucking with you

TRO: :lol:

Corky: :lol:

Splaya: :lol: What a relief. Phew! :shifty:

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*TRO looks right at the fans*

TRO: You see, this is the type of shit we have to deal with everyday

Corkscrewed

05-07-2005, 02:54 AM

:rofl:

Corkscrewed

05-07-2005, 03:44 AM

ABC|Spike is proud to present the next episode in America's newest television craze!!

In association with NCW Films.

http://img27.exs.cx/img27/5095/corkbachelor10ki.jpg
NCW Superstar Corkscrewed is....

THE BACHELOR

Corky seen at a restaurant waiting for his date.

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CORK: Man, this is boring. I'm gonna go dance with those ladies for five minutes.

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GIRL 1: Oh yeah, the Cork is huge and amazing!

GIRL 2: Can I be a Corksucker? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/kiss.gif

GIRL 3: Just put your penis in my wet love hole.

GIRL 1 & 2: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/wtf.gif

GIRL 3: I mean! Can you Cork it to me?

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif

Suddenly, someone behind Corky interrupts the festivities.

VOICE: Ahem!

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CORK: Oh, hey! So you're my date?

DATE: That's right.

Cork eyes the woman up and down.

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CORK: Hot! So what's your name?

DATE: Well, it's Marisella Belinda Martinez de Cruz de Velasquez-Hernadez de Guerrero de Reyes de Maravilla de Vasquez de Beltre de Fernando Garcia Rosas de Calamaraconvitasallas.... but my friends call me Maria.

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CORK: Well then, Maria, come, sit down! Join me!

MARIA: Okay!

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CORK: So what do you do for a living? I break other people.

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MARIA: That's sexy! I wear skimpy outfits all day. Almost nothing, really.

CORK: REALLY? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

MARIA: Yeah. And I get reeeeeaally wet too.

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/3647/corkbachelorsolo047zs.jpg

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/drool.gif

MARIA: With lots of other girls.

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

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MARIA: We like to play around, because it's always so hot around, and you know how it is with girls.

CORK: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

MARIA: But enough about my life as a teen summer camp life guard. What about you?

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CORK: ...............

MARIA: Corky?

CORK: Huh? Oh right... sorry. I... got the wrong image.

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MARIA: Why do guys always do that?

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CORK: I dunno. Anyway, in my spare time, I enjoy hanging out with lovely ladies like yourself.

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MARIA: Oh teehee! Stop it!

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CORK: Yeah. Life as a Horseman is pretty cool. Stylin', profilin'... it's all cool. This one time, I--

VOICE: Marisella? Is that you???

Corky turns around, only to see WB full of surprise.

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He turns back and notices that Maria is ecstatic to see WB.

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CORK: Um... you two know each other?

MARIA: OMG! WB and I went to high school together and college together! We were sorority girls with Sigma Episolon Chi!

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WB: Maria! I haven't seen you for AGES!!! How have you been?

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MARIA: Oh, you know. Same old same old. So how ARE you?

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WB: Oh, I'm doing great! Dating a totally hot guy, and foolin around. Ya know!!

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MARIA: Just like old times!!! Lets go to the mall and talk ALL about it! We have SO much catching up to do!!

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WB: Ohmygod, like, TOTALLY!!! I know a place just around the corner that has the BEST mocca frappachino latte!!

MARIA: Okay! Corky, we'll reschedule... 'k?

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CORK: But I--

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MARIA: Okay! Love ya! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/kiss.gif So remember that time we got locked out of our house and we were only in our bath towels....

The two ladies walk away, leaving Cork completely flabberghasted and alone.

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A waiter walks by and hands Corky the check.

WAITER: Man... looks like you got DITCHED dawg!

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CORK: RRRRROOOOOOOAAARRRR!!!!!

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Fade to black.

Cool King

05-07-2005, 05:12 AM

PREVIOUSLY

*LPD,Marcyo and Seymour are in the locker room*
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LPD:So where's Cool King? He should have been here 20 minutes ago.

Seymour:Well,I tried to call him on his cell phone but he didn't pick up.

LPD:Hey Marcyo! You know Cool King better than us,do you know where he is?

Marcyo:Hey esse you are looking fine today,you sexy beast you.

LPD:MARCYO! Will you stop looking in that mirror and come over here.

Marcyo:Oh sorry holmes.:$

LPD:I'll go and tell Hitler that Cool King hasn't showed.

(A couple of minutes later)

*Knock Knock*

Hitler:Enta

LPD:Hey boss I....

Hitler:LPD! It's nice to see yo.
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LPD:Hey boss,I just came here to tell you that Cool King hasn't shown up yet.

Hitler:Vhat! Cool King isn't here yet?
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LPD:I know that sucks but erm well I dunno what to say.

Hitler:Oh vhat am I gunna do?

TO BE CONTINUED

CONTINUED

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*Marcyo walks past an unfinished part of the stadium and notices Cool King looking out of the window*

Marcyo:Cool King?

Cool King:What,hey what are you doing here?

Marcyo:Hey esse everyone has been looking for you man and you’ve got them all worried.

Cool King:And?

Marcyo:Well,Seymour tried to call you but you didn't answer,hell even Hitler has sent police looking for ya. C'mon man what’s wrong with ya?

Cool King:What? There’s nothing wrong with me.

Marcyo:Hey CK,I know when my Tag Team partner isn't right.

Cool King:Fine OK I'll tell you. When I was going against Cocky last Nitro,I was actually doing good and I could have won that match,and do you know what would have happened if I beat Cocky?

Marcyo:No,what?

Cool King:Well,I have never beaten a former World Heavyweight Champion before and If I beat CJ,It would have been a big upset and I could be doing big things,hell I could be Number 1 Contender at the pay Per View after Swastika Stamped.

Marcyo:Well,erm,lets go back to the locker room and then well talk.

Cool King:I ain’t going.

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Marcyo:What!? C'mon Cool King,are you gonna run away every time you lose? You are acting like a big baby esse,and that is something a Misfit In Caption doesn’t do!:rant:

*Marcyo and Cool King stare at each other*
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Marcyo:Look esse,we are a team,and if Drakul makes you loses one more time we will go and hunt his ass down!

Cool King: Drakul?

Marcyo:Yeah man,Drakul,he cost you your match. Hey the M.I.C hate Drakul and if somebody messes with a member of M.I.C,he's messing with THE WHOLE of M.I.C. So lets get you back to the locker room.

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*Marcyo hugs Cool King and the head back to the locker room*

Marcyo:C'mon holmes,let's go out there and kick some ass!

*Cuts to a break*

Marcyo

05-07-2005, 03:10 PM

damn right :D

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 04:35 PM

Superslim's father will be making his debut soon. He will be The Horsemen's Butler

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The Naitch

05-07-2005, 04:42 PM

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Naitch: You sly devil

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Geoffrey Slim: Master Naitch, your suit is ready. I took the liberty to iron it myself and I also made sure your underwear is clean and lint free.

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 04:44 PM

inspired by this thread

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=30217

Disturbed316

05-07-2005, 04:50 PM

The WORLD BOX OFFICE CHAMPIONSHIP presentation.....NEXT!

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/586/boxoffice4if.jpg

Disturbed316

05-07-2005, 05:33 PM

*Hail To the Chief plays over the PA system and the crowd cheer like crazy as Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his way down to the ring. The ring is surrounded by police as he enters*

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Arnold: Please dont be affraid of the police, they are here to protect the people who will be in this ring, and stop anyone who isn't invited. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. I stand before you as your current WORLD BOX OFFICE CHAMPION!

*crowd pop*

But my time is up. I'm done with movies, I'm aiming for something greater now, and in doing so, I have to give up my title and who better than the man I am about to present it to.

*The crowd realise who it is and boo*

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Arnold: This man has stared in a number of quality films, which include:

Star Wars Episode 7: Return of The Cock

*crowd boo*

Sogging Short

*crowd boo*

Mr. Johnson, Harold, and Kumar Go To White Castle...Again

*crowd boo*

Cool Like Ice

*crowd boo*

Duke Nukem 3D

*crowd boo*

And the forthcoming Oceans' 13

*crowd boo*

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Arnold: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you, COCKY JOHNSON!

*The crowd go apeshit with anger as Cocky Johnson makes his way out and down to the ring. Cocky gets right in Arnold's face, but soon backs off*

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Arnold: Cocky Johnson, let me be the first person to say "Congratulations" on becoming the new WORLD BOX OFFICE CHAMPION!

Cocky J: Thank you Arnold, can I call you Arnold?

Arnold: No

Cocky J: Ok Arnold. Arnold, there comes a time in anyone's career when they realise that they are no longer the best at what they do. I am glad that you have seen this Arnold, and have decided to step aside and let the new generation of film superstar to get to the top.

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Arnold: Like I said Cocky, I have new ambitions in life, I dont need to be in movies. I need to let the new guys come up and have a shot, and Cocky, your the best one of them. That is why I have chosen you to be the next WORLD BOX OFFICE CHAMPION! Cocky here is you belt.

*The camera zooms in on a close up of the championship belt. Highspots somehow manage to hijack the image and put their logo there*

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Cocky J: Wow, thank you so much for this piece of crap!

*Crowd boo*

This title doesn't mean anything, it was created by some guy who thought you could bring in numbers, but you couldn't. That is why I am going to place it in this glass case, which will magically appear in afew minutes. You mentioned some of my films I have done, and each one of them has out sold all of your so called "blockbusters". You didn't bring anything to this title, hell, you took the value of this belt straight down to zero as soon you touched it! Straight down, just like Disturbed's candy ass at Swastika Stampede.

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Cocky J: Speaking of Disturbed, I trust he wont be interupting this presentation?

Arnold: Nope I have made sure of that. Infact he's not even in the are.....

*GLASS BREAKS and Sober by Tool plays. The crowd are going crazy. Disturbed is nowhere to be seen until an image comes on the Hitlertron*

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Arnold and Cocky J: WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Disturbed: I'm coming to get you Cocky!

*The crowd are going apeshit as Disturbed turns into the areana*

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Cocky J: POLICE! Come in here and protect me, hey Arnold, GET THE E OUT MY RING!

*Arnold leaves the ring*

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Cocky J: DONT LET THAT REDNECK PIECE OF CRAP IN HERE!

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Disturbed: Hey Cocky, FUCK YOU!

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Cocky J: STOP HIM! STOP HIM NOW!

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Disturbed: Here I come Cocky!

*The crowd are losing it as Disturbed pounds away on Cocky. The police pull Disturbed off of Cocky*

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Cocky J: ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM NOW!

*The cops put Disturbed in handcuffs and lead him backstage*

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Disturbed: You cant stop me Cocky! At Swastika Stampede I'm sending your ass back to Hollywood for good!

*The crowd are going crazy as Disturbed is lead away*

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 06:13 PM

:eek:

WOW. *clap clap clap*

Swastika Stampede = NCW's first double main event PPV :)

Disturbed316

05-07-2005, 06:15 PM

:naughty:

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 06:17 PM

I think Disturbed vs. Cocky J should be the last match on the card, IMHO

I guess it's up to Jabba Jabs though

Shaggy is the goods too. Nice promo too Corky. LOL at Marias' long name :lol:

Disturbed316

05-07-2005, 06:19 PM

You could compare that arguement to Wrestlemania 18, when some people said Hogan vs Rock should have been main event.

But like you said, its up to Jab Jabs.

loopydate

05-07-2005, 06:43 PM

By the time Stampede rolls around, you'll be talking about the triple main event.

TRO-LPD is about to heat up.

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 06:44 PM

if you want things to heat up, I suggest you ask TRO to put his Highspots.com title on the line. :lol: Now that would be hott

loopydate

05-07-2005, 06:46 PM

Hey, we all know the reason he lugs that thing around is that he wanted to have one that looked like what I won at Auschwitz last year.

The Naitch

05-07-2005, 06:49 PM

nah, he had that thing dating back since the old-school TNA days. Before you came around :yes:

Disturbed has one too (the round Attitude WWF Title)

:yes: :yes:

Disturbed316

05-07-2005, 06:54 PM

Yup, which Arnold tried to pass off as the WORLD BOX OFFICE CHAMPIONSHIP belt.

Does anyone actually remember that segment? Talk about ass kissing.

loopydate

05-07-2005, 06:54 PM

Yeah, but this is NCW. We don't acknowledge that anyone existed before they debuted here. :shifty:

Marcyo

05-07-2005, 08:31 PM

TRO approaches Marcyo backstage.

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TRO: Hey Marcyo, can you hold my sledgehammer a minute?

Marcyo: Sure thing, holmes.

TRO: Thanks, bastard.

Marcyo: WHAT?

[intense face-down.]

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Marcyo: Don’t mess with me, esse.

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TRO: Wanna fight?

Marcyo: Hunter sank his fangs into the role? wtf? Take this, you weirdo... *punch*

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TRO: Mercy!

Corkscrewed runs to Marcyo.

Corky: I saw that, Marcyo! You’re no better than dead!

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Corky: Ow!

Splaya tries to attack Marcyo, but gets OWN’D as well.

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JG: Mein Gott! Marcyo ist on fire!

Marcyo passes by Jackal.

Jackal: Hey Marcyo. Man’s man is eyeing you, huh? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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JG: For Gott’s sake! Marcyo ist attacking everybody!

[2 minutes after that]

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JG: Mein GOTT!

HHHitler passes by Marcyo.

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HHHitler: Marcyo, I vould like to award you the NCW title. I feel like you’d be a worthy champion.

Marcyo: Thanks a lot... *he grabs the title*

HHHitler: :D

Marcyo: Now die!

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JG: BAHGAWTT!

Marcyo walks into another person.

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Angelina: Hey Marcyo, I don’t like Lou anymore. Do you want to marry me?

Marcyo: :D Sure, anytime.

Angelina: :love:

...

And then, Marcyo woke up. :shifty:

Nowhere Man

05-07-2005, 09:03 PM

NCW BREAKING NEWS:

Through an unexpected shift in the temporal plane, a photograph of TRO has been recovered from 1 year into the future, after losing the climactic TRO/Seymour World Title match at HitlerMania 2

http://img59.echo.cx/my.php?image=lookinggoodhunter6cq.jpg

Looks like with all that time partying with the Horsemen, he forgot to hit the gym.

05-07-2005, 09:34 PM

Pyros hit and Havok makes his way to the ring.
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He takes a mic.
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So...it looks like everything is hotting up for Swastika Stampede! Disturbed and Cocky J are already going at it!

*CROWD CHEER*

LPD and TRO are gonna blow the roof off!

*CROWD CHEER*

and Shaggy gets his shot at the title against The Naitch!

*CROWD CHEER*

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Which brings us on to me! You see I had a match last week! A tag team match! A tag team match that, after winning, I was gonna insist that HHHitler add us to the tag title match at Swastika Stampede! So that I could taste my first gold here in NCW! A triple threat tag team title match that I would have won to hand the tag titles to me and my partner! A match that I would have won to continue MY undefeated streak! But that ain't gonna happen! That ain't gonna happen because of the man that picked me as his partner! That man is J-Dogg!

Now I don't know if you know this, but... I am undefeated here in NCW!
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*CROWD BOO*

Because last week on Nitro I didn't lose the match! J-Dogg lost the match when J-Dogg tapped out! Tapped out and served me with my first "loss"!

I had control of the match! Then that stupid, selfish son-of-a-bitch tagged himself in! Only for him to tap!

Tap!

TAP!

So now I need to make right the injustice that was carried out against me! I need to take that defeat and make it right! I need to take J-Dogg and serve him with some justice of my own!
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I'm calling you out J-Dogg!

*CROWD CHEER*

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So I'm begging! I'm pleading! HHHitler make the match! Havok versus J-Dogg at Swastika Stampede!

loopydate

05-08-2005, 12:19 PM

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LPD: I'm telling you, Seymour, inviting him to play with us was a bad idea.

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SEYMOUR: Oh, come on, man, he's not that bad.

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TERRANCE: Yes, that's right. Roll the die, Senor Guerrero... For little do you know the horrible fate that awaits you...

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MARCYO: Uh... Maybe I'll go this way, esse.

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TERRANCE: CURSE MY INNER MONOLOGUE!

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LPD: I mean, I know Angie's out of town this weekend, but... Why did we invite him again?

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SEYMOUR: He turned me into a newt!

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/862/lpdconfused1wp.jpg

LPD: A newt?

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SEYMOUR: It got better!

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SEYMOUR: It is your roll, Mister Daight. And may I remind you of your inability to perform magic due to my silence spell.

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LPD: ...

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SEYMOUR: Maybe you shouldn't have actually silenced him.

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TERRANCE: IMPUDENT FOOL!

[Seymour dodges.]

LPD: Huh...

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LPD: I feel weird. I really feel a strong urge to call everyone "bro."

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MARCYO: Orale! You look like me, holmes!

LPD: What's that, bro?

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SEYMOUR: CHANGE HIM BACK!

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TERRANCE: NO!

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LPD: Oh, hey! I'm back to normal.

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SEYMOUR: NUTS! That was supposed to be another silence spell!

[Elsewhere...]

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TRO: Is that loser ex-boyfriend of yours going to promo against me anytime soon?

WB: ...

TRO: Or is he still recovering from the spiked protein shake and the bad quesadillas?

WB: ...

TRO: Or that whole sniping thing?

WB: ...

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TRO: Hey, why aren't you saying anything?

WB: ...

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TRO: TERRANCE!

loopydate

05-08-2005, 12:36 PM

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JACKAL: IT'S GLAYVIN TIME!

The Naitch

05-08-2005, 05:04 PM

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CJ: Hey Halle, don't you worry, Disturbed won't get a hold of this pic and photoshop or paint himself giving you a stunner. If he does, I will have no choice but to slap him back into last week. First he stunners my Gran-mami, then he stunners Clooney and Matt Damon, and rumour has it, he's driving around Sunset right now looking for Uma. Then he has the audacity to ruin my WBO Championship Prensentation? IS HE HIGH?! You stay close to me baby, I'll protect you

Halle Barry: :naughty: But what would J.Lo think about that?

CJ: She doesn't need to know. It'll be our little secret :naughty:

Halle Barry: :naughty:

Later on....

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Ronald: Hey Cocky, do you think Disturbed will give me the stunnner, photoshop_style?

CJ: I hope he does. I hate clowns like you! By the way, how's Invisible doing these days?

Ronald: My bro still hasn't gotten over the fact that you ended his one day reign as TNA Champ :lol:

CJ: :lol:

The Naitch

05-08-2005, 05:29 PM

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CJ: Disturbed, sorry I couldn't be there on NCW TV right now, but I'd rather hang out with my Hollywood peeps instead. I'm here, chillin' like a villain' at Johnny's birthday bash. So at Stampede, I want to wish you good luck before I lay The Hollywood smackdown on your inbred ass! Cheers bitch!

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Christina Milian: C'mon Disturbed! Just try and give ME the stunner! JUST PHOTOSHOP IT, BITCH!!!!!!

CJ: I wouldn't have said that if I were you. You're finished :lol:

Christina Milian: :(

Cedric The Entertainer: :lol:

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Travolta: Thanks for coming to my birthday party, Cocky. But I've been worried about Uma. Nobody knows where she is. She called me from an undiclosed area, saying she was hiding from Disturbed because she was afraid that he'd photshop himself giving her the stunner

CJ: He's deadly with those

Travolta: But it brings me to my next question. Do you think I could be the next victim?

CJ: Probably. After Uma, Halle, and Christina...you're probably next. You're lucky though. He PMed me saying he's on vacation right now. Check it out. This is straight from my account on TPWW.net :yes:

I'm off on holiday now, see you in a week. :naughty:

Travolta: Phew....that buys me enough time to go hide somewhere in the West Indies. You won't be seeing me for a while

CJ: Pussy

Travolta: :'(

The Naitch

05-08-2005, 09:38 PM

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HHHitler: At Swastika Stampede, Cocky J and Disturbed vill go vone on vone, with Cocky's career on the line! So now, we have ze contract signing for Cocky vs. Disturbed! *FANS POP* So let's give a round of applause for ze most electrifying man in Hollywood today! *Fans boo* The biggest superstar in Caption-Entertainment today!!!!! *FANS BOO* Please velcome....The Captioner formerly known as Ze Cock....PLEASE WELCOME....COCKY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!

*Fans boo*

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*Let Me In by Young Buck hits*

*FANS BOO*

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CJ: *Talking to himself* They must be high....

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<marquee><scroll=left> NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA....HEY HEY HEY......GOOOODBYE</s></marquee>

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CJ: Goodbye? I ain't going nowhere...Trust me on that! *FANS BOO* Sorry if I stole someones' catchphrase, but he ain't important anyways. So at Swastika Stampede, it's gonna be Disturbed vs Cocky Johnson. The inbred redneck vs. The Most Electrifying Man in Hollywood today. Also known as The Cock vs. Disturbed...

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CJ: 2! HHHitler, THIS match should be the last match on the card, because as far as I'm concerned, what better way than to end the PPV with Disturbed on his back...where he belongs, after I lay the Hollywood Captiondown on his trailer park ass. So HHHitler, why don't you call him out right now, because we gotta make this signing quick! I gotta be at the premiere of Ocena's 13 in about 2 hours!

*Fans boo*

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HHHitler: PLEASE VELCOME....COCKY'S OPPONENT AT SWASTIKA STAMPEDE! DISTURBED 316!!!!!

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*FANS POP HUGE*

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*Cocky's reaction is priceless*

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Disturbed: YOU GOTTA BE AT THE OCEAN'S 13 PREMIERE?!?! YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE COCKY BOY!!!!!!!!

*FANS POP*

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*Cocky experiences a mild heart attack*

Corkscrewed

05-08-2005, 09:54 PM

:lol: at the "mild heart attack"

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-08-2005, 10:37 PM

:lol:

Splaya

05-08-2005, 10:59 PM

Promo coming right now

SuperSlim

05-08-2005, 11:07 PM

crazy man :lol:

Splaya

05-08-2005, 11:44 PM

*The Horsemen's theme hits and Splaya makes his way down to ringside for the first time since Nitro.http://img201.echo.cx/img201/9210/orton23pt.jpg

*He gets in the ring and grabs a mic*

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Splaya: You people have been crying I know that your beloved Splaya has been gone for 4 days. That he disappeared. To be honest with you, I did no such thing. I was away filming a movie with Angelina Jolie. Unforunately, I PKO'd that stupid bitch and they fired me. But with my Horsemen wealth, I could not work for the rest of my life and I would be set for life unlike you worthless slobs.

*Crowd boos*

Splaya: People have asked me, why did you PKO Paul? Paul....buddy....Chump, deal with it. Quit your bitching, go back to TNA and continue to suck that worthless piece of shit for a general manager's cock, Nowhere Man. Continue to ride out your days as a , low lying, roid taking, small penis, pansy ass who is stuck in midcard hell.

Splaya: And now, onto my opponent, Supergay. I was diggin....

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*Fans pop huge for Superslim on the NCW Tron*

Slim: Tell me he did not just say that.

Splaya: Hey look everyone, it's the man who is going to beat me for the Hardcore title at the Stampede. Yeah right, hey Supergay, go get Superwhore, that's if she is not straddling some other man right now.

Slim: Splaya, at the Stampede your punk as....

Splaya: Whoa, Superbitch, did anyone tell you you could talk. Hell no, someone get that homo off the screen.

*NCW Tron fades to black as fans boo*

Splaya: Anyways, I was digging through the NCW vault at projects that had been scrapped and look what I came across. Slim claims that I had "fun" with Owen Radd. Sorry I didn't do a movie review with him, you stupid ass.

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Splaya: Look it's At the Movies, with Owen and Slim. Let's listen in

Owen: So yeah I thought that Gay Anal Boys was the best porno I ever saw.

Slim: You sucka, I know one better. Backdoor sluts 32.

Owen: I know one better...

Slim: Who's was it

Owen: Ours :naughty:

Slim: :'(

Owen: Tune in next time, when Slim and I will review our porno.

Slim: No we won't damn it, you stupid faggot.

Owen: Slim, remember when you called me a fag. When we were making sweet love. :naughty:

Slim: God damn it :foc:

*Camera pans back to Splaya*

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Splaya: What can I say, Slim is one big fag. Slim, you think your going to walk into the Stampede and walk out with the title. Get serious, bitch. The Horsemen are walking into the Stampede and we are walking out undefeated. 4-0. Shaggy's done, The drunk hillbilly is done, The dildo loving bitch is done, and Supergay, when you meet the PKO again, your ass will never be the same again.

*The JwO theme hits over the arena and out walks Superslim*

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*Slim is obviously pissed*

Splaya: Cut the music. Slim, Supergay, where's your partner's in crime, Superbitch and Superwhore. I heard Owen Radd turned bisexual and might be wanting some attention :naughty:

Slim: Listen sucka, at the Stampede your punk ass is going down. I'm walking in and I'm walking out with your title.

Splaya: Slim, why do you keep trying. Please go back to TNA and fued with Paul. Better yet, go to that new soon to be dead promotion XWC, join back up with that silver spoon motherfucker LC, and get your ass buried over here.

*Slim attempts to clothesline Splaya but Splaya gives him a neckbreaker*

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Splaya: SLIM, don't hate the playa, hate the game, because, YOU JUST HAD YOUR BRUSH WITH GREATNESS.

*splaya is left posing in the ring to a loud amount of boos as Slim begins to cry at the top of the ramp.*
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FourFifty

05-08-2005, 11:48 PM

<center>*Let Me Set The Stage!* 
The scene opens up as we see the long lost Allan “The 450” Ways in a log cabin out in the middle of bumfuck, America.

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He’s sitting on the front porch, as a twangy country song is playing. He’s in a pair of blue jeans, and a wife beater. Sitting right by him on a tree stump is a can of bud light. Allan takes a moment to tap is foot on his front porch, and he looks at the camera

 </center>Allan: Hello NCW. I bet all of you have been wondering where I’ve been. You see, every now and then, a feller needs to find himself. Me, I got caught up in the glam and wonder of the NCW that I forgot whom I was. An all American country boy!

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Just watch me! *Allan stands up, recites the national anthem, and opens up the beer. He cracks it open, goes to chug it, and he chokes* CUT! CUT! CUT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?

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 Y2Jew: What are you talking about Mr. Ways?
 Allan: What am I talking about? What the fuck do you mean what am I talking about!?!? You want me to cater to these fucking fans that don’t give two shits about me, who want to see me get my ass kicked by some over rated piece of shit, and you think I can mend my ways with this stupid ass “country flag waving hillbilly cousin fucking typical American” gimmick!!! I don’t give a damn about blue collar America, and this is REAL BEER in here! You told me that would be replaced with sparking zinfandel! Cheap, American beer!
 J2Jew: So you want me to replace the beer you say?
 Allan: I’m saying I can’t do this fucking gimmick!
 Y2Jew: So now you want to be un-American you say?
 Allan: No, you stupid Jew. I want to be myself. I’m The Four-Fifty! Listen, I’m back. I don’t need to kiss the fans asses. I don’t care if they love me, I don’t care if they hate me. I’m The Four-Fifty. They have 450 reasons to think I’m god, and 450 ways to think I’m wicked! I just want to let the NCW know that I’m back!
 *From off the set, a homeless man wanders onto the porch. He’s carrying a tattered American flag. Allan takes off his wife beater, and flips his hair back. He looks the man dead in the eyes, then the man starts talking*

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 Homeless Man: Good sir, I need help. I just got honorably discharged for the Marine Corps, and I need a place to stay for the night. I almost lost my life in Iraq, and I lost the vision in my left eye. Please sir, if you have anything to spare to help me out, I’m begging you… For someone who fought for your freedom, I beg you for a place to stay for the night, and possibly a meal. I’ll clean your cabin, and I’ll help out in return for your kindness.
 Allan: You know man, I could use a guy like you… Could you turn around?
 Homeless Man: Yes sir. *the homeless guy turns around*
 Allan: You see, I’m coming back to the NCW with a little thing called My Way… And I need to
 Homeless Man: NCW! I watched that before I went to Iraq, and my wife who should be giving birth to my first child any moment now has been telling me everything that’s going on! Who are you again? Oh man, can you get me Remy’s autograph?
 <center>*The scene fades away as the man, with his back turns, misses out on by far the most pissed off face ever! Allan Ways takes a few steps back, leaps, and delivers a floating neck breaker… My Way!*

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Ooc- Watch The Hurricane do a neck breaker, when he’s almost at a 90 degree angle. That’s a floating neck breaker

Splaya

05-08-2005, 11:57 PM

K you know what, that's an E-fed promo, delete it Jabba.

Innovator

05-09-2005, 12:08 AM

good stuff Splaya

SuperSlim

05-09-2005, 12:10 AM

good stuff? basically he just completely missused my guy in a burying type way.

If anything that' breaks fedding ethics and morals. so just for that be ready for my next one.

Nowhere Man

05-09-2005, 12:14 AM

NCW BREAKING NEWS

Through an inexplicable fluctuation in the space-time continuum, a photograph has appeared in our time, showing TRO 1 year in the future, destitute after losing the critically acclaimed World Title match against Seymour at HitlerMania 2.
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Gone Mad

05-09-2005, 12:22 AM

HE LEFT TNA FOR GREATNESS....

ONE MAN HAS ARRIVED TO NCW ON A MISSION...

TO SHUT.... YU.... MOUTH!

NES-KWIK...

Coming to NCW, RIGHT NOW!

SWERVE!! (Does that still work anymore?)

**Rob Zombie's SuperBeast plays and out comes... TNA's MADMAN ??? **
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**MadMan picks up a mic..**
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MadMan: What is up, my Mad NCW Peeps!!

**Crowd is going nuts, some pop, others boo the hell out of MadMan. **
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Haha! Let me tell you, TNA is a great place and it gave me my start, but NCW... you guys are pretty damn SEXY! I tell ya you guys have everyone: Splaya, Slim, Disturbed, TRO.. you've got all the greats! Oh, and to challenge the new blood like Marcyo and Corky, that would be greatness. See, look at this, I was chilling with some of NCW's finest:

**Pictures are shown on the Tron. **
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There I am with WB and Slim and L.. who? Rob E. and the gang like to bust a rhyme in our Def Haiku Jam meetings every second Wednesday of each month.

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Oh, this was me, TS6 from TNA, and Splaya waiting in line for Star Wars tickets. Turns out it's not open for another week or so... so we saw XXX2 instead. Worst. Porno. Ever.

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And finally, me and Naitch busting a move in the ring after an indy show. He got DWNED!

So I decided since TNA thinks they can hold me down and NCW and Hitler have treated me with open arms... then guess what, NCW?

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....No one holds me down. NCW may be the goods at the moment, but without MadMan in TNA, they will fall. And plus, why would I actually wanna stay here? I am TNA all the way! Anyone here think they can take the Mad One on, just come to TNA whenever they want because everyone is my enemy and in my world, In MadMan I TRUST!

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So Innovator... Azriel... my plan will be revealed soon and trust me, you will dig it. Trust the MadMan on that!

**Security comes from the crowd to throw him out, but MadMan just runs on out. **
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**Now in the back..**
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Hitler: Zo, you zink you are very funny, no? I zet you come here and join us, and you do zis?! Zis iz ze last time you come here! By ze way, you are NOT shaking mein hand!

MadMan: MadMan's on a world tour, ya Mad Nazi! Thanks, but if I want to come here, I can. But I've gotta go. I have to pretend to burn things at TNA 'til next Friday. Later, Mad-Holes!

**fADE TO BLACK.**

Nowhere Man

05-09-2005, 12:54 AM

M-I-C's music hits, and the crowd goes nuts.

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After overcoming the horrible disappointment that it's not Loopy or Marcyo or someone important, the fans give Seymour a good pop as the Axis Division Champion heads to the ring and gets the mic.

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Seymour: Hey, everybody. I've been a little distracted lately....I swear, Terrance is the worst DM ever. He never lets you get away with anything, and even if you do manage to kill his monsters, he pulls some lame crap like "BOO! It was just a doppleganger of the REAL Dragon!" or something. Lou was right about letting him in.

Anyways, I've got a big match at the Swastika Stampede. My other buddies in the MIC have got their own problems, but I gotta deal with the Hurri-Pimp. If this guy's anywhere near as good as he was before his brain damage or whatever, I'm in for a fight. And you know what I say?

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BRING IT ON!!!!!

As in.....y'know.....it's a kind of threat. *sigh* I'm so bad at this...

Anyways, I like the Hurri-Pimp and all, but I got this belt through one of the hardest matches of my career, and I'm not about to---

ALLEAHYAHLAHALLEAYEALLAH--

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Sonny: Dammit, that's not my theme music, you idiots!

The crowd boos as Sonny Fuji Nakamaki Onoo E. Dangerously makes his way to the ring.

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Seymour: Oh God, what do you want?

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Sonny: Don't mouth off to your management like that, you detestable maggot! Don't forget, I still have you under contract as long as you hold that belt!

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Seymour: So? I mean, you and Terrance are doing your own thing now....well, if doing your own thing means getting the crap beaten out of you by 2 Cool 2 B Cool. I thought you were done annoying me!

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Sonny: Ahhh, Seymour, Seymour, Seymour, what am I going to do with you? You still don't get it; you have gold, you have connections with some of the biggest stars in c-fedding, and I'm your manager. What does that mean?

Seymour: Money, right?

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Sonny: THREE TIMES the amount of money your worthless ass makes! MIC merchandise is selling like hot cakes laced with cocaine, and contractually I get a cut in it! You go out there and get the crap kicked out of you by the Horsemen with your idiot MIC friends, while I get to sit back and rake in the royalties!

Seymour: Great. So you've stopped milking Big Zylla, and you're going to latch onto me and my friends now.

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Sonny: Exactly! So I guess what I'm saying is good luck, buddy. You win, I get to keep riding you as my new cash-cow! Hell, even if you lose, I'll just make my money off of Hurri-Pimp! Either way, I'm a freakin' GENIUS!!!!

Sonny leaves, laughing evilly as he heads backstage. Seymour looks dejected, and soon after, LPD catches up with him.

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LPD: Man, that's pretty crappy what Sonny's doing. We should go, like, beat him up or something.

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Seymour: *sigh* That wouldn't work; then he'd just sue us and make more money off of MIC.

LPD: Well, wanna go get some ice cream?

Semyour: Not really. In fact, what I really need to get my blues away is to.....

DANCE!!!!!!

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Corkscrewed

05-09-2005, 02:45 AM

ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one-fall. Making his way to the ring, he is the Animal of the Horsemen, CORKSCREWED!!!

The Horsemen music hits as Corky makes his way to the ring for a dark match against some jabroni. Cork is looking rather mad.

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The bell rings, and Cork immediately levels his opponent with a clothesline.

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Not letting up, as the jobber gets up, Cork catches him with a devastating spinebuster.

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Looking for blood, Cork picks the lifeless victim and hoists him high in the air, stalling in a vertical suplex position.

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Then Cork drops the guy right on his head with a vicious brainbuster!!!

CROWD: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!

Flashing a sick smile, Cork again picks up the lifeless body and readies the victim for a powerful CorkBomb!!

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Not content with the damage, Cork picks up the heap of a wrestler and finishes off what's left of the jobber with a Vortex.

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Finally, Cork hooks the leg for the easy 1-2-3.

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As the Horsemen's music hits, Cork motions for a mic.

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CORK: Cut the music!!

Music stops.

CORK: As you might tell, I've been in a bad mood. I cannot believe the network aired that last episode of The Bachelor. Do you know how EMBARRASSING that was???

CROWD: Cork got ditched!!! Cork got ditched!!!

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CORK: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Yeah. I got "ditched." But it never would have happened if that WB hadn't shown up. TRO, we're cool and all, but I'm telling you right now. Control your woman or she will be controlled for you!!!

CROWD: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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CORK: Now onto the subejct at hand. This 'Sunday,' at Swastika Stampede, I will be taking on Adrian Moore and Jackal in a triple threat match for the German Title.

CROWD: WE WANT MAVEN!!! *clap! clap! clap clap clap!* WE WANT MAVEN!!! *clap! clap! clap clap clap!*

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CORK: I don't give a crap what you want. It's not happening. You see, I've already beaten the tar out of Jackal, to the point where even his brother is giving him trouble now. And Adrian Moore? He's more concerned with looks than gold. It's obvious that they fear me.

CROWD: Bullshit!!!

CORK: Now, that got me thinking. Why? I'm a pretty nice guy.

CROWD: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

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CORK: So why would they be afraid? And then it hit me. They were jealous. Jealous of my fame, my success, my personality. Of everything.

CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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CORK: So I decided to do some research. And what I found shocked me. You see, Adrian Moore and Jackal both suffer from extreme inferiority complexes. That's why Moore has masked it behind a new lame makeover while Jackal likes to play with birds. Now, to those who are confused, I've taken the liberty of composing a slide show. So operator, roll the pictures!
Jackal, This Is Your <s>Life</s> Family!!!

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CORK: We start with Jackal. Now, as you can plainly tell here, Jackal is what the politically correct people like to call 'special.' In other words, he's a lumbering, witless retard.

CROWD: YOU SUCK CORK!!!!

CORK: Now, everyone's known this since the oaf wandered over to NCW, but what you don't know is that his entire family is just like him: stupid, inbred, and uglier than Donna Frye after being hit by a freight train.

CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

CORK: To prove my point, lets look at his father.

http://img221.echo.cx/img221/2779/jackaldad3bq.jpg

CORK: As you can see, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Old Man Jackal is just as retarded as his son, except he doesn't play with birds. No... the old man prefers to wrangle with cows instead. Speaking of cows, here's Jackal's dear old ma.

http://img221.echo.cx/img221/2847/jackalmom3ef.jpg

CORK: That's a face only a son could love... if he was blind! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif So obviously, the parents are failures of the human race. Now, we'll skip Jackal's brother, Mauler, because he mysteriously lucked out. Of course, I should mention that in my research, it turns out that his mom had an affair with the postal guy, who actually had some looks to him, so he got the good side of the genepool. Alas, his sisters, Mary Rae and Tina Louise didn't.

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/3525/jackalcousins4yn.jpg

CORK: Man. I wouldn't touch those two with a ten yard pole!! On the other hand, there was Uncle Fred, who, despite his disfigurement, would touch anything.

http://img110.echo.cx/img110/648/jackaluncle8dy.jpg

CORK: No, he was so ugly that when the doctor pulled him out of grandmammy Jackal, he thought it was a demon and smacked the baby onto the floor. Fortunately, the family has strong, thick skulls, so the Fred survived, but he looked like a horse afterwards. http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif I guess that's why he was always attracted to them. The result? Jackal's cousins: Thelma and Pattie Jane.

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/3702/jackalcousins4tp.jpg

CORK: Yes, Jackal was the only boy in his class who could ride his cousins to school and not be arrested for beastiality. Of course, Uncle Fred got five years in the slammer, but he later confessed to not really minding... especially come showertime... http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif In fact, his best friend in prison was a guy named Jeremey Bubbah Leyfeld.

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/9653/jbl9mp.jpg

CORK: Boy, they had wild times together. I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture. Jackal's family is screwed, so understandably, he's a product of nature.
Now, Adrian Moore, on the other hand, is a slightly different story. As it turns out, this isn't even his first extreme makeover. In fact, did you know that before he looked like a certain famous UFC fighter, he actually looked like this?

http://img127.echo.cx/img127/7241/moorebefore018xa.jpg

CORK: Ouch. Talk about being abandoned by fate. I heard he got into fast food wars with Outsider too. Lets go back in time, though, back when he was a baby.

Adrian, This IS Your Life!!!

Now, most babies are cute. Not baby Adrian.... most people said he resembled what would happen if some kid went postal and beat Elmo to a pulp with a tire iron.

http://img127.echo.cx/img127/7521/moorebefore023ey.jpg

CORK: And things didn't get better when he entered kindergarten.

http://img127.echo.cx/img127/2060/moorebefore031si.jpg

CORK: He was so ugly and picked on that once in a while, kids actually DID beat him with a tire iron! Poor guy. Never was quite the same in the head afterwards, which explains his occassional sporadic weirdo behavior. Junior high brought a rash problems, including every conceivable teen nightmare, from acne to boils. High school wasn't much better.

http://img61.echo.cx/img61/5607/moorebefore048yz.jpg

CORK: Man, that is one ugly yearbook picture! He got his first kiss, but it was with the school mascot, which happened to be slug. Why the administrators named the team the Lincoln High School Fire Slugs I'll ever know, but that's the story of Adrian's life, I guess.
Adrian did finally graduate high school at the ripe young age of 25... he only had to repeat 9th grade five times, but he was oh so proud! College promised to be a fresh start. He even joined a fraternity! But the hazing ritual proved to be too much.

http://img61.echo.cx/img61/3599/moorebefore052ap.jpg

CORK: So he dropped out of school, went to a plastic surgeon, then tried his hand at sperm donation before deciding wrestling might be a better conversation topic with his two only two friends, Scruffy and Bob.

http://img114.echo.cx/img114/2659/moorebefore067ya.jpg

CORK: The rest, as they say, is history. And today, Adrian Moore is a successful NCW wrestler quickly rising---pfffft...ah, I can't keep a straight face. Who am I kidding? I'm going to beat him harder than an Indian father beating his son after the kid comes home with straight C's.

CROWD: OHHHHHHHH!!!!

CORK: And you know what? After going through this little slide show, I guess my own problems don't seem as bad. In fact, this has really cheer me up! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif So Adrian Moore and Jackal, you better take your vitamins, train really hard, and say a couple of prayers, because come Swastika Stampede, I am going to obliterate you.
And if you don't like that, you can
SUCK MY CORK!!!

http://img114.echo.cx/img114/4017/cork4rh.jpg

Cork drops the mic and heads back up the ramp.

The Naitch

05-09-2005, 02:27 PM

LOL Corky, I don't think I even had to read the rest of the promo, the photoshopped pics were good enough :lol: (I still read it though :shifty: )

And splaya, good job too. "Don't hate the splaya, hate the game, BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD YOUR BRUSH WITH GREATNESS" = :y:

Scorpion

05-09-2005, 02:31 PM

*The cameras show Jackal at an autograph signing in Berlin.*
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Jackal:Jastimme, ich wissen, dass Sie wünschen, dass Sie diese Muskeln gehabt haben. Wenn Sie gewusst haben, was sonst groß Sie war, würden wollen das auch. Will so was jeder den mich zu unterzeichnen?
Crowd:MAVEN GODEMICHÉ! !!!
Jackal: Jastimme, reicht mich Ein und ich werde es unterzeichnen.
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/9269/zmaventime0ls1ga.jpg
Jackal: SEINE MAVEN ZEIT! !!!
*After Jackal finishes signing autographs he leaves the store and walks into the NCW arena next door.*
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Jackal: Seine Zeit für mich zu respond to that bastard Corky... well at least im speaking english again..
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Jackal: cork, i saw that little "family reuinion" promo you pulled.. Now if you recall i already showed pictures of my mother and father, and the fans here wont fall for your attempts to bash me. If you try that again i will shove maven up your ass
*fans pop*
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/5210/05105id.jpg
Jackal: and come Swastika Stampede... THIS TITLE
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/4884/365ku.jpg
Jackal: will be mine, yea i borrowed it from your room, i hope you dont mind :lol:. As for Adrian Moore...
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/3747/jackal064fq5zm.jpg
Jackal: I just have beef with Corkscrewed, but if you get in my way... you will fall victim to the F.U.B., and if you cost me the title, you get the
Fans: MAVEN DILDO!!!!
Jackal: Your damn right
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Jackal: Chew on that Corky... better yet get your ass warmed up to the Maven Dildo.. I got me an honerary Maven Stuffer :)
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Jackal: COME ON OUT...
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Jackal: SELMA BLAIR!!!
Selma: Hey baby :love:, and yea Corky... when jackal gives the word im stuffing that maven dildo so far up your ass its coming out your mouth.. o0o jsut talking about it is getting me wet :$
Jackal: I will take care oif that slut :naughty:
*Jackal and Selma Blair leave the ring, but Selma runs back and grabs the maven dildo.*
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/2769/01309ce.jpg
Jackal: WHAT DID I TELL YOU :rant:
http://img207.echo.cx/img207/429/selmablair2lh.jpg
Selma: :( if i want the dildo... i gotta do it myself.. and if i ask you one more time i will get a...
Jackal: Cactus in your Anus
Crowd: :rofl:

05-09-2005, 02:39 PM

J-Doggs music hits and he makes his way to the ring.
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So...Havok wants to face me!?! Well let me say this...Listen Junior! I have been around here a lot longer than you! You may well be "undefeated" but you see, you need to learn to take the rough with the smooth! One loss could become another 5 wins! So with that said I am gonna make my loss in that tag match and turn it into 5 wins! Starting with a win over you at Swastika Stampede!

Havok appears on the JabbaTron.
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Well, well well! I thought you'd gone into hiding! So finally you accepted the challenge! Havok vs. J-Dogg at Swastika Stampede!

*CROWD CHEER*

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But there's something I didn't mention when I challenged you! I just came from HHHitler's office. And the match at Swastika Stampede will be a...

SUBMISSION MATCH!

*CROWD CHEER*

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/7602/titon3ic.jpg
After you cost us the Tag Team Title shot by tapping! I figured I'll show you some real pain! I'll make you tap...TAP...TAP! Again!

<marquee>YOU TAPPED OUT!!! YOU TAPPED OUT!!! </marquee>

J-Dogg stares at Havok on the JabbaTron.

So with all that said...I guess I'll see you at the Stampede!

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J-Dogg nods.

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/7602/titon3ic.jpg
Or...maybe...a little sooner!

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Suddenly Havok attacks J-Dogg from behind with a block to the back of the knee.

Havok locks in a single leg crab furthering the pain.
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Havok climbs out of the ring to get a steel chair. As he returns to the ring J-Dogg is back on his feet. He nails Havok with a flurry of fists.
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Havok drops the chair. J-Dogg whips Havok into the ropes. He runs the ropes himself and attempts a clothesline. Havok ducks, picks up the chair and as J-Dogg runs back in Havok smashes his knee with the chair. J-Dogg writhes in pain as Havok stands over him lauching. Havok gets down on the canvas to mock J-Dogg.
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He taps the mat furiously.

Havok goes to leave the ring but instead turns back to J-Dogg. He lifts him up to nail his finisher.
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Instead he drops J-Dogg through the ropes and down to the arena floor. Havok stomps on J-Dogg's knee. He drags J-Dogg by his leg before picking him up and hoisting him above his head.
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/6408/powerjdogg5zn.jpg
Havok runs and throws J-Dogg leg first into the steel ring post. Havok makes his way to the back.
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/9029/0462nq.jpg

<marquee>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!</marquee>

Shaggy

05-09-2005, 02:53 PM

***The End of Heartache By Killswitch Engage hits and the crowd goes crazy***

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***Cheetah makes her way to the ring and the crowd dies down a little bit after finding out that its not Shaggy***

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***......a small "slut" chant can be heard***

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Cheetah: "As all of you know, due to the actions on Nitro Shaggy has been placed in prison. I talked to the police and they said that Shaggy can not leave the prison untill his bail is paid. So that means if his bail isnt reached by the ppv that Shaggy will have to forfeit his title shot."

***The crowd Boos***

Cheetah: "But I have figured out a way to reach his bail. I have decided to pose in the upcoming issue of NCW magazine which actually should be on newstands as we speak. Most of the proceeds from the magazine will go toward his bail. I have decided to come out here tonight and give you a little preview of what you will see."

***The arena darkens as the Jabba tron lights up with the photos as The End of Heartache plays in the background***

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/9301/177if.jpg

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/8985/litabigblue5oi.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=litabigblue5oi.jpg)

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/3152/skswwedivas2004lita0011ct3gy.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=skswwedivas2004lita0011ct3gy.jpg)

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/307/skswwedivas2004lita0033fg4xy.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=skswwedivas2004lita0033fg4xy.jpg)

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/3976/skswwedivas2004lita0109hm3jc.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=skswwedivas2004lita0109hm3jc.jpg)

http://img232.echo.cx/img232/6466/skswwedivas2004lita0075te3va.th.jpg (http://img232.echo.cx/my.php?image=skswwedivas2004lita0075te3va.jpg)

***The Jabba tron darkens and the lights come back on again***

http://img82.echo.cx/img82/2700/litainringwithmicro1yp.jpg

Cheetah: "There ya go...so if you like what you see there are tons more in the magazine. And if you really dont care for the pics go buy the magazine anyways because with your help we can have Shaggy out of jail and in the ring ready to face Naitch at Swastika Stampede. Thank you."

***The End of Heartache plays and Cheetah makes her way to the back***

loopydate

05-09-2005, 03:00 PM

http://img144.echo.cx/img144/8191/checkingoutmagazine1eb.jpg

LPD: Hmm... Somebody spilled ink all over this layout.

http://img144.echo.cx/img144/9887/stacyreading3pv.jpg

ANGELINA: Uh... That's a tattoo.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid21.jpg

Innovator

05-09-2005, 03:02 PM

And splaya, good job too. "Don't hate the splaya, hate the game, BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD YOUR BRUSH WITH GREATNESS" = :y:
my contribution to NCW

The Ravishing One

05-09-2005, 03:29 PM

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/044.jpg

*TRO wins the ugliest cfedder award*

The Ravishing One

05-09-2005, 03:32 PM

Next on NCW, TRO is here to 'out-do' LPD.........

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/157.jpg

The Ravishing One

05-09-2005, 03:43 PM

*TRO makes his way to the ring*

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/031.jpg

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/098.jpg

TRO: I'm here to prove to the world that i'm better than LPD. How you ask? By beating him at his own game. I'm gonna prove to the world that my angry face is 10 times better than that face he pulls.

Lets look at the face he pulls........................

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid21.jpg

Look he's straining on the toliet, thats not angry!

This IS ANGRY!!!!!!!!

*drops mic*

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/050.jpg

*Breaths heavily*

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/047.jpg

*Looks like he's going for it*

OMG Thats ANGRY.

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/049.jpg

:mad:

Corkscrewed

05-09-2005, 03:43 PM

Oh boy, this should be good.

*grabs some popcorn*

Corkscrewed

05-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Crap, he posted it before I replied. :o

The Ravishing One

05-09-2005, 03:47 PM

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/049.jpg

The Ravishing One

05-09-2005, 03:49 PM

Oh boy, this should be good.

*grabs some popcorn*
http://www.ermannob.org/gallery_albums/WWE/hhh.jpg

*Corky waits at home at the pad for TRO's promo*

Corkscrewed

05-09-2005, 04:21 PM

You've been clamoring for it...

It's hardcore..

For all you Jackal fans who want to be just like him....

http://img92.echo.cx/img92/9067/jackaldildo3sf.jpg
THE JACKHAMMER

Available at NCWShopZone Adult Section now.

The Ravishing One

05-09-2005, 04:24 PM

LOL

Marcyo

05-09-2005, 06:52 PM

LOL

Aussie Skier

05-09-2005, 07:50 PM

http://lobsterbush.com/raw/raw13.jpg

*The Monday Night Moore set is erected*

*‘Get in the Ring’ by “Guns and Roses” play as Adrian Moore comes up to the ring to a series of boos….oops, I mean cheers, I’m a face after all! :p *

http://img183.echo.cx/img183/6973/323ml.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

*Adrian Moore gets in the ring and addresses the audience*

Adrian Moore: “Moore, is, Nitro…and Nitro, IS, MOORE!”
Crowd: “Than T-N-A”

Adrian Moore: “Now, before the Monday Night Moore gets started, I just wanted to talk to you about someone, someone who ruined, RUINED, my show last week! Cocky J. Cocky J, you never replied to my messages last week to be the inaugural guest on my show. However, I did know that you were gonna invade my show, and hence, I called Disturbed.”

*Adrian Moore continues*

Adrian Moore: “Now, what pisses me off, and pisses off all the Mooregasms out there, is that I had a great show lined up before you invaded it. It was gonna be Adrian Moore, going one-on-one, in a detailed chat, with Daddy Cool, from 2 Cool 2 B Cool! And YOU RUINED IT COCKY J! You RUINED the one chance I had for the Monday NightMoore to get off to a flying start! I had all the questions lined up, and the crowd would have loved it! They would have ate it up! But NOOOOO, you had to “invade” my show.”

http://img183.echo.cx/img183/6548/351zg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
*Adrian Moore still continues*

Adrian Moore: “So Cocky J, this is to you! I hope you loose at Swastika Stampede, so me, and all the Mooregasms out there don’t hafta hear your rambling any more. However, in the off chance, the OFF CHANCE, that you do SOMEHOW come out with avictory at Swastika Stampede, then I want your ass. And I don’t mean that I want your ass in an Owen Radd-Paul Carrington kinda way, I mean, I want your ass, so I can give it the beatdown it deserves!”

Crowd: :lol:

Adrian Moore: “What I mean to say is…your ass, my fist!”

Crowd: :rofl:

Adrian Moore: “Crap. How the hell do I put this in a non-homosexual way? Ok, basically, if you can survive Disturbed, then you my friend, will be
going…ONE-on-ONE, WITH THE GREAT ONE!!! You will be taking on me, and all my Mooregasms, and I will show you just what I’m capable of!”

*Adrian Moore continues, mocking Cocky J*
http://img116.echo.cx/img116/9562/rockchr3ga.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Adrian Moore: “If you can…………SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL, what Adrian Moore, and the Mooregasms, are cooking!”

Adrian Moore: “Now can you Dig that, Suc….oops, wrong catchphrase! Any way, its gonna be me, Adrian Moore, KING of the Mooregasms, against you Cocky J, the Innovator, of UN-originality.”

Crowd: :eek: “MOORE IS NITRO, MOORE IS NITRO, MOORE IS NITRO!”

Adrian Moore: “And you know what! When I take you on, it’ll be for the NCW, German championship! That’s right, once I defeat those two gnarling beasts at Swatstika Stampede, it’ll be onto you.

Crowd: :eek: “MOORE IS NITRO, MOORE IS NITRO!"

Adrian Moore: “Now, onto the Monday Night Moore, now on tonight’s show, we have a very special guest! Could you please welcome out here tonight, former German champ,

JOEY RADD!!!”

Crowd: :?:

Crowd: "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!"

J.G: "Joey Raddz, ist bak!"

*Joey Radd comes out to the ring, enters the set of Monday Night Moore and flexes his muscles*

http://img183.echo.cx/img183/777/348ch.th.jpg (http://img183.echo.cx/my.php?image=348ch.jpg)

Crowd: “BOOOOOOO!”

Adrian Moore: “Welcome to the Show Owen. Now before we ge…”

http://img183.echo.cx/img183/2771/054ob.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

*Joey Radd interrupts*
Joey Radd: “Excuse me Adrian, my name’s Joey.”

Adrian Moore: “Really? Oh, what did I say?”

Joey Radd: “You called me Owen.”

Adrian Moore: “Isn’t that you’re name?”

Joey Radd: :mad: “NOOOOO! I just told you, my name is JOEY!”

Adrian Moore: “Oh right, like the TV show…”

Joey Radd: “Exactly!”

Adrian Moore: “Man that show sucks, I’ve never watched it, but I’m sure that if Iever did, I would see how much it would suck. So Joey, I must ask you, you’re looking great today. I mean, you’re like an Adonis! Just so splendidly good looking!”

Joey Radd: “Oh thanks man. Well, it was actually Oprah who helped me with this look. And might I say, you’re looking pretty good yourself.”

http://img183.echo.cx/img183/5963/133wy.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
*Adrian Moore poses for the crowd*
Crowd: "MOORE IS NITRO, MOORE IS NITRO!"

Adrian Moore: “Oh, thanks man! Well, just like you, my thanks go out to Oprah also.”

Joey Radd: “She really is a great person.”

Adrian Moore: “In fact…if everyone could please stand up, raise your drinks in the air.”

*The audience stands up as one, with their beers in the air*

Adrian Moore: “To Oprah!”

Crowd: “To Oprah!”

*the crowd all clap for Oprah. Finally, the arena begins to get quiet once again and Adrian Moore begins speaking to Joey Radd once Moore.”

Adrian Moore: “Now, the big question is, why are you currently on the inactive list?”

Joey Radd: “Oh man, well, to be honest, if you watched the last Nitro, I had somefriends of mine come out to talk about it. Dialup and 56K?”

Adrian Moore: “Oh yeah, I saw them, but the feed broke down.”

Joey Radd: “Uh huh, that’s the problem. HHHitler runs these great shows, and I just can’t manage to promo. SO, for the moment, I can’t caption.”

Adrian Moore: “Well, that’s too bad. I have to use my uni’s connection and that sucks donkey’s balls, or I hafta use the national library."

*Adrian Moore continues to speak*
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Adrian Moore: "But anyway, I got you out here for another reason. An affiliation, that you have, with another certainc-fed superstar.”

Joey Radd: “Oh, look, I’ve heard the rumours, but let me set the record straight. Me and MVP, are JUST friends!”

Adrian Moore: :wtf:

Crowd: :wtf:

Joey Radd: :naughty:

Adrian Moore: :roll:

Adrian Moore: “Well, that’s good then. But its to do with Cocky J and yourself. Now frankly, Cocky J and me, hmmm, we don’t get along. And if you’re affiliated with him, well…that means….I DON’T GET ALONG WITH YOU!”

Joey Radd: “Oh really!”

*Both men stand up and stare each other down*

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*Joey Radd and Adrian Moore go to brawl one another when suddenly…*
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UNIVERSITY INTERNET QUOTA AND 56K MODEMS BOTH SIMULATANEOUSLY COMBUST

Corkscrewed

05-09-2005, 08:10 PM

whoa.. efed...

Marcyo

05-09-2005, 08:14 PM

yeah thats what i was thinking

The Naitch

05-09-2005, 08:18 PM

whoa Adrian, I am not reading all that shit. You dropped the ball again. Cancel his show.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-09-2005, 08:21 PM

That was actually a pretty good promo...

It just needed more pics.

Whoa, the instant I reply, more pics are added. :lol:

Aussie Skier

05-09-2005, 08:23 PM

impatient bastards! :p

i wanted to post it in case my internet quota ran out

oh, you should read it naitch, most of it is directed @ you :D

The Naitch

05-09-2005, 08:32 PM

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*FANS POP HUGE for Joey Radd*

TRO: Radd Man...is that you?

Joey: Yup

TRO: Where have you been these days? Since you dissappeared, Naitch has been getting your paychecks directly deposited into his account. But make one thing perfectly clear though, your money has been spent on drugs so don't even bother trying to get it back. Naitch is a big spender baby

Joey: Raddical *Fans pop*

TRO: Come on in, we were just talking about something

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Dictator: So guys, have you heard? Paul got a virus on his computer! And guess who sent it to him? ME! I screwed Paul!

Naitch: Pure genius

Joey: So, I've been busy trimming grass and weeds for most of the year, how's NCW these days?

Naitch: I'm the champ baby. :yes:

Joey: REALLY? I mean...Raddical!

Naitch: You wanna touch it? :naughty:

Joey: :yes:

Naitch: DENIED! Sorry but the belt is at home. Geoffrey Slim is polishing it off right now. He's my butler.

Joey: Geoffrey Slim?

Naitch: Superslim's dad :yes: Anyways, nice meeting you again Joey, but me and TRO have to go shoot the shit for a minute. Let's go champ

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TRO: So Naitch, aren't you glad to see Joey back?

Naitch: Yeah. No one will ever use Christian pics half as good as The Radd Man. And one more thing, TRO's angry face > LPD's angry face. You are a pitbull and LPD ain't nothing but a poodle. By the way, why are you wearing your shirt? Take it off :naughty:

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*Fans boo*

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Naitch: Oh yeah

Marcyo

05-09-2005, 09:33 PM

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Terrance : No. I KNOW it was somewhere around here, for I left it right here and my magic card was in it. Now I can’t go buy things at thee magic shop.

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Sonny: Come on, Terrance. Tell me you didn’t leave your wallet just lying around?

Terrance: Well, actually...

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Sonny: Well, look around! It can’t be far! Find it!

Terrance: I’ll show ye what I found!

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Terrance: This is the bill from ye magic shop! Do you know how much this cost me?

somewhere else in the world...

Marcyo: Hahaha, holmes! This is awesome! Bat wings and eel eyes! Yipee! I’m buying a whole barrel of each of them: I’ve got a magic card! Arriba!

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There are ropes here? AWESOME! I’ll have a dozen! Oh, there are even hags!

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Man’s man: Want a dog?

Marcyo: :|

Marcyo goes elsewhere in the shop... far from Man’s man, at any rate.

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Random Ogre: yeh rones orerreug, annaw yub gnihtyna yadot?

Marcyo: daj nasnfdnf jsd few fssfgsd!

Ogre: :mad:

Marcyo gets kicked out of the magic shop.

Marcyo: WHAT! I WANT MY EEL EYES BARREL, ESSE!

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Marcyo: Dammit... but I’ve still got my card, holmes! I’ve still got it! I STILL HAVE MY-

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Marcyo: What the...? Did that card just literally explode or what?

Marcyo hears a loud noise behind him. He turns around.

Marcyo: AAAAARGH!!!

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Random Pac-Man: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!

Marcyo: Aye. Whatever. I’m going back to the NCW arena... I’ve got nothing to do here anymore, since my magic card imploded...

Marcyo finds a way back into the real world and goes to the arena.

The Naitch

05-09-2005, 09:50 PM

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Naitch: *talking to himself* Alright Naitch, Swastika Stampede is right around the corner. It's time for my big Pre-PPV promo to hype up my big match against Shaggy. And what better way to do it than Naitch_style....

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*Fans jump out of their seats*

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Naitch: It's time....

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WOOOO!!!!!!SHAGGY! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WIN SOME STUPID TOUNAMENT AND DECLARE YOURSELF THE # CONTENDER TO MY NCW CHAMPIONSHIP?!?! NO WAY HONEY! YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE NAITCH! THE GODFATHER OF C-FEDS. THE CO-WINNER OF THE KING OF C-FED TOURNAMENT...IF ONLY THAT IDIOT SPLAYA HAD VOTED!!!!!!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHAGGY?! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME!!!!!!! DID I JUST HEAR CHEETAH SAY THAT SHE WAS IN SOME SWIMSUIT MAG?! WELL WEL WELL...DADDY'S HOME BABY! AND SINCE SHAGGY IS IN JAIL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO PAY CHEETAH A VISIT! I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND COPPING A FEEL FOR LITTLE NAITCH!!!! :naughty: SO SHAGGY! I KNOW JEW CAN SEE ME FROM YOUR JAIL CELL CUDDLING UP WITH BUBBA, BUT BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT, NOT ONLY WILL I BE STEALING THE SHOW AT STAMPEDE, BUT I'LL BE STEALING YOUR SLUT GIRLFRIEND AS WELL!!!!!WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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SHUTDOWN!

*The cops find out that Naitch was snorting coke before his promo, so they take him to jail for possesion*

-------

OOC: So yeah, now both Shaggy and Naitch are in jail. Perfect timing too, right before the big PPV. FUCK! :mad:

Hardkore Kidd J

05-09-2005, 11:36 PM

Children of Bodom hits throughout the arena.

The fans are booing loudly.

J Dogg: SO this is how I'm repayed after giving you snot nosed fans the best talk show NCW has ever seen. I got to tell you Adrian I saw your little talk show and let me just say it sucked. Only on my show did you see Cocky J and Corkscrewed. You know ever since I aired that show I had millions of companies calling me ABC, wants me to do my own prime Time Talk Show, The WB, NBC, CBS, Fox, UPN, they all wanted J Dogg to sign with them.http://img33.echo.cx/img33/6245/1998roaddogg0441wh.th.jpg

You people do not know how fortunate you were. I could have signed with one of those channels, I mean why should only the losers get to see my show.

The fans boo.

J Dogg: Hey, Hey, Now, you didn't let me finish my sentence I hate it when people interupt me. I am the Opera Winfrey and Maury of the NCW. You people should be worshipping the ground I walk in. You people should be kissing my feet. Actually forget that my shoes are too expensive for me to let you people get any of your germs on them.

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And still every time I show I am not just another face in NCW I get turned down again and again and again. I am a main event god I shouldn't be on a losing streak I shouldn't not be wrestling at the next PPV. I should be in a triple threat for the NCW title. Instead they choose just another face the Flavor of the month wrestler.......... Shaggy.

The crowd all cheer.

J Dogg: Yeah, I bet you all love Shaggy, What does Shaggy have that I don't have? It can't be talent. Because I have the most talent, I'll tell you all what Shaggy has that I don't. Fake respect by you people. Yeah, that's right. But luckily while I was reading my e-mail one day I figured out that not all fans were stupid shits.

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=30536

When I read that thread It reminded me why I went into this buisness. Don't you get it? Those loyal fans right there are the ones that are going to get ahead. Those are the types of fans who you should model yourself to be like. These are brilliant fans. ANd trust me brilliant and fans aren't really 2 words i say in the same sentence a lot.

The fans boo again.

J Dogg: The sooner you realise there is no denying that I am one of the biggest stars the NCW has to offer the better off you all will be it's time to break free of that protective shell

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It's time for you all to break free of that circle of bullshit around you and realise that the more you can't except true talent the worse it will be. Instead of being Joyful that you could see me entertain and do what I do best 24 hours a day 7 days a week. You all have to live in denial and live in some fantasy world and think I'm not going to amount to anything. The evidence is all around you people. The clues are everywhere and everything points to one answer. Me! I may not be at this coming PPV. But so help me god I will be noticed by the whole world sooner or later. Because when I am done making my impact they'll be no one else to cheer besides the NCW champ and that will be me.

See, now it's just another obstacle that's someone's put in my way to distract me from my goal.http://img14.echo.cx/img14/238/1998roaddogg0173wg.th.jpg

I know all about that people have been trying to put something in the way of my goal since the day I started wrestling 13 years ago. But, the thing is there was no obstacle That I have't overcame and beaten. There was no obstacle long enough or large enough to keep me down and out. Nothing can keep me down and out.

Fans: You tapped out You tapped out, You Tapped Out, You tapped out.

J Dogg: So Lou P Daight made me tap out? Big whooptie doo. But I got to give you some credit Lou. Not many people can make me tap out. You got a lucky day. And Lou that lucky day is not going to happen again.

From now on it's my lucky day you hear me? Mine! Cause I have worked too damn long and too damn hard to not be respected I gave up nearly my whole damn life to be respected like the champ that I will become. The fact of the matter is might not be today or tomorrow but things are going to start looking up for me. And finally I will hold the NCW title over my head and laugh cause no one else thinks I can do it.

And when that day ciomes you can sleep well at night to know at that time and moment It will be a Dogg'z Life.

J Dogg throws the mic down and walks up the ramp with an expression of seriousness on his face.

The Cock

05-09-2005, 11:39 PM

whoa J Dogg, I ain't reading that. I have a handful of scripts to read so what makes you think I'm actually gonna take the time to read your promo? First Adrian's promo and now this? ARE YOU HIGH?! We don't need 2 e-fed with pics promos on the same page man. Not cool.

YO ADRIAN! [/Stallone] you want to feud with me? You want me to waste a promo on you?! You want me...a certified main-eventer, The World Box Office Champion to go one on one with a jobber from midcard hell like YOU?! You want to go one on one with The Hollywood One? Lemme think about it for a second here....

Nah....

The Cock

05-09-2005, 11:43 PM

Aussie Skier

05-10-2005, 02:14 AM

oh shit gotta go, gonna be late. I gotta go pick up Angelina Jolie and Maddox. Gonna go for a walk down the beach. Later ladies

-note to self: Get a hold of Brad Pitt. We need to discuss the script for Fight Club 2

HAHAHA - fight club 2.

That doesn't even compare to 'The Monday Night Moore'...

ur so not in my league Cock :D

Corkscrewed

05-10-2005, 04:40 AM

Hey Adrian... go ram a Jackhammer up his ass. :naughty: :naughty:

Shaggy

05-10-2005, 05:20 AM

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The DJ: "Ladies and Gentlemen we have a walk in guest today. Shes one of the most beautiful ladies and NCW and is here to talk about her magazine in which she is using to help raise money to get her boyfriend out of prision. She is the lovely Cheetah. So what did you want to say to all the people who are listening?"

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Cheetah: "Well I just wanted to come in and urge all the fans out there to go and purchase the new NCW magazine. The magazine is a bunch of pictures of me in bikini's and I know all the guys love that. As its been mentioned the proceeds from the magazine will go toward Shaggy's bail so hopefully he will be out in time for Swastika Stampede."

The DJ: "How much money have you raised so far?"

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Cheetah: "Well word in so far is that weve reached a good 80% of what we need. Thats why I wanted to come on this show and get the word out so hopefully more people will go pick it up. We need all the hlep we can get right now."

The DJ: "Well there ya go. The NCW magazine is out now with the lovely Cheetah on the cover and the money the magazine makes will go toward getting Shaggy out of jail. We are gonna go to a commercial but when we return....big news of the upcoming season of Family Guy."

***The show cuts to commercial***

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The DJ:"Thanks for coming in. Do you think you could take some time and take some pictures with some of the people here."

Cheetah: "Sure"

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Guy: "So your in need of money huh. Well how about....***whispers into her ear***

Cheetah: :shifty: ...... :yes:

***Cheetah grabs the guy and they head into a nearby room***

SuperSlim

05-10-2005, 09:22 AM

#1 blasts over the system as the fans are in an uproar. The flames shoot higher than they have before and Slim walks through.

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*Slim walks down to the ring with determination. (with the belt he is temporarily borrowing from Marcyo :D )

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Aight. I got osmethin to say that punk sucka Splaya. Basically Splaya try to punk me out. Tried to make me look like a little bitch. Well listen up and listen closely CLB.

Firstly you talk about having a brush with greatness?

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Who the hell do you think you are?

*fans pop for that one.

You see here CLB, I was also here from the beginning. The difference between my greatness and your greatness is that mine can actually be seen. You on the other hand must depend on guys like TRO, Naitch, and Corky to carry you. I single handedly carried the jWo when Danny dropped the ball and bailed with his tail tucked between his legs.

*fans boo the mention of Danny Electric

You see here kid, you messin with a bonafide legend in the making. I’m still regarded as one of the greatest vB champions in TNA. I am undefeated at ForumManias. Although at HitlerMania we had a slight mishap, I still showed how to do things here. My career took some serious bumps. Some that to an average career or one such as your own would have killed it. That date with Owen Radd would have been a definite career killer. But…

*Slim climbs a turnbuckle

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WHO IS STANDING TALL! WHO IS STANDING PROUD!

*fans pop huge feeling the emotion.

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Splaya I want you to realize one thing. On your own you can’t beat me. On your own you can’t touch me. Compared to me, you are nothing. You are just a belt warmer. Someone to hold that belt for someone like me. But you want to hold on to that belt a little too tightly. So basically at the Stampede I’ma have to whoop your punk ass to take that title from you. And I guarantee you that I won’t have a problem doing that. You know why?

*Taking Over Me begins to play and the fans explode at the sight of Ilt.

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The reason why is because that CLB had the nerve to put his hands on Angelina. That CLB had the nerve to put his hands on me twice. You see CLB, if it takes hitting women to make you great then yeah you are great. You are the only guy in the building that is willing to sink that low. But if greatness is about accomplishments and being a man then Slim is greatness. You told him that he had a brush with greatness. At the Stampede you will have a brush with greatness.

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And don’t even think that you can lay your greasy little hands on me again. Cause next time you do I’ll kick your ass punk.

Slim: It’s punk ass.

Ilt: Right. I’ll kick your punk ass, sucka.

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*The fans start cheering again

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Hey check this out. Who am I?

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Hey supergay and superwhore.

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. You just had your brush with greatness.

*The fans begin cheering

Come on do your impression of Splaya at the Stampede.

Slim: Aight.

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Haha, you is crazy.

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Splaya, yo punk ass is finished at the Stampede. Now I only have one thing to ask you after you lose your title.

CAN YOU DIG THAT!

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SUCKAAAAAAA!

#1 begins to play again as Slim and Ilt do their final poses before heading to the back.

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05-10-2005, 10:09 AM

I may not be at this coming PPV.

:wave: :wave: :wave: Err...dude? Not sure if you read my promos on page 4 but YOU do have a match at the PPV!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Havok vs. J-Dogg in a submission match!!!!

Sheesh after all my hard work you didn't even acknowledge the RPs!! :'(

Hardkore Kidd J

05-10-2005, 01:53 PM

Sorry don't take it personally man. If I had any idea that we were facing each other I wouldn't have just skimmed through them.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-10-2005, 01:58 PM

...

05-10-2005, 02:22 PM

Sorry don't take it personally man. If I had any idea that we were facing each other I wouldn't have just skimmed through them.

It's cool! Maybe Jabba should have told you!

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-10-2005, 04:55 PM

Well the match was posted on the card days ago. :p

Nervous Ferret

05-10-2005, 04:57 PM

yeah that J Dogg might just be dislexic. ;)

^no clue how 2 spell dislexic.:(

The Ravishing One

05-10-2005, 05:25 PM

LPD vs TRO

Watch out for this show stealer.

loopydate

05-10-2005, 05:53 PM

LPD vs TRO

Watch out for this show stealer.

We're gonna make LPD vs. Big Zylla look like LPD vs. Eric Shin.

...

I have no idea what that means.

Nervous Ferret

05-10-2005, 06:51 PM

BluEyedAngl3369: hey wanna cyber?
MRATS009: sure just don't let Jabba know.
BluEyedAngl3369: Ohh I won't!

The Cock

05-10-2005, 08:16 PM

I have to say that was a good promo Slim.

Splaya

05-10-2005, 08:44 PM

*the Horsemen's theme hits as Splaya makes his way to the ringside area with his hardcore title*

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*He then gets on the mic*

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Splaya: So Superslim, you and I this week at the Stampede. You come out, you run your mouth again. Let's see what Superslim had to say...

You see here CLB, I was also here from the beginning. The difference between my greatness and your greatness is that mine can actually be seen. You on the other hand must depend on guys like TRO, Naitch, and Corky to carry you. I single handedly carried the jWo when Danny dropped the ball and bailed with his tail tucked between his legs.

*Crowd cheers at what Slim said.*

Splaya: That's fine. Slim, you think I need the Horsemen to help me to defend the hardcore title against a little prick like you. I don't think so. See, I know Angelwhore and I Love The Cock, are going to get involved too. I know they will. So that's why there will be interference. For you and I are not fighting in just a hardcore match...no no no. You and I are going into

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Splaya: A steel cage

Crowd: :eek: Holy shit, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT.

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Splaya: That's right Slim. Your career is going to end in that cage. I've killed Angelina, I've killed ILT, I've killed the hardcore legend of Shaggy, I've killed the career of Savior, and now I will kill the career of Superslim. You are next, bitch. For I am not just a legend, I AM A LEGEND KILLER, AND COME THE STAMPEDE, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE YOUR BRUSH WITH GREATNESS.

*Splaya poses on the top rope as he throws the mic into the crowd*

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*He then walks up the ramp and poses for the crowd to a massive amount of boos*

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The Naitch

05-10-2005, 08:56 PM

Live from jail

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*Fans laugh*

Naitch: Alright, it's showtime

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Bubba: Hey Naitchy, you wanna go workout later? I need you to spot me on the bench press

Naitch: After my promo, idiot!

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WOOOO!!!!! Can you believe this? I will be in jail for 72 hours because of the coke possesion last night. But have no fear, come Swastika Stampede, Shaggy's bumhole will be nice and sore, but mine will be untouched, because I am respected here in Churchill Correctional. So Shaggy, while you'll be getting your asshole stiched up, I'll be working out with my good friend Bubba over at the weight pit

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Bubba: WOOOO!

Naitch: So Shaggy, come Stampede, your ass is mine, just like your ass was Bubba's last week

Bubba: It's true, it's true

Naitch: So Shaggy, get ready, because at Stampede, this slick cat is gonna make you famous, Naitch_style

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Bubba: Awesome promo, Naitch

Guard: ALRIGHT GENTS! SHOWER TIME!

Bubba: :naughty:

Naitch: Don't even think about it :mad:

Bubba: :(

Splaya

05-10-2005, 09:53 PM

Great promo

Did you like mine :shifty:

The Naitch

05-10-2005, 10:02 PM

it would've been perfect if you finished it off with a PKO *cough* *cough* Jazz (Superslim's sister) *cough*

Splaya

05-10-2005, 10:20 PM

There's still tme :shifty:

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-10-2005, 10:27 PM

...

The Naitch

05-10-2005, 10:28 PM

hurry up splaya, we NEED to see it. :naughty: One more lady on the kill list won't hurt :yes:

Splaya

05-10-2005, 10:35 PM

K I'll have it done in like an hour.

Hardkore Kidd J

05-10-2005, 11:15 PM

J Dogg is walking around backstage pissed as shit as normal in his Red SOx jersey and Boston Red Sox chain and hat turned to the side.

2 Boston fans walk uphttp://www.bu.edu/alumni/interests/clubs/americanllm/graphics/gallery/2003/mount/04.jpg

Fan 1: Hey me and my friend Zack think you suck.

Fan 2: Cause remember you tapped out twice and next week it'll be 3 times.

J Dogg just laughs.

J Dogg: That's what you think huh? Well, you wanna know what I think I think you're both just new yorker sell outs.

Zack: You did not just call us sell outs.

J Dogg: I think I did Zack. So they both got lucky big fucking deal. Havok even needed to attack me from behind and use a steel chair to make me tap.

Fan 1: Either way you suck.

J Dogg: You know I'd love to see you do any better then I do what are you like 15? 16? Man, I'm a fucking legend so just back the fuck off all right rookie?

Fan 2: You can't talk to us like that.

J Dogg: Look at me boy do you know who I am? Let me remind you I am J Dogg. Now, if you people want to turn your back on a hometown hero hero like me. Not only are you a traitor of J Dogg but you're a traitor to Boston. I don't work well with traitors so back off. In other words you either like me or
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Fuck off. Now go away you bunch of sell outs.

The 2 fans walk off

J Dogg:[to himself] Not gonna let some sell outs tell me that I tapped out I didn't fucking tap out to Havok once.[/color]

He goes to his dressing room door. You can see a Red SOx sign on his door.http://www.onlinesports.com/images/asg-32507.gif

J Dogg looks at it and then storms off.

J Dogg: It's time to end this fucking shit

Children of Bodom Hits and the crowd starts their booing and you tapped out chants.

J Dogg: Excuse me I have something to say.

Commentator: SO what else is new? It seems J Dogg always seems to have something to bitch about.

Commentator 2: Show a little respect This is a huge homecoming for J Dogg.

J Dogg: You know it makes me feel real sad when a homecoming hero like myself doesn't even get respected in his own state. I'm from Boston and yet this crowd doesn't give a shit about me. You know what all of you are, You all are the same You're all corporate sell outs.

Fans: [=marquee] J Dogg sucks

You tapped out[/marquee]

J Dogg laughs.

J Dogg: You know your insults really make me laugh because you can't do any better then me. You're no better then the rich sushi eating buisness men in New York City. SO Havok got a little lucky he made me tap out once. Everyone saw him do it. There's no denying that he made me tap out. My major problem was how he did it. He proved to me that he was nothing more then a coward. That he was nothing more then just a loser.

Havok appears on the screen.

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/6426/havokinterviewed0bi.jpg

Havok: Hey J Dog how's the leg? You got something to say to me J?

J Dogg:[color=gold] In fact Havok yes I do. First I got to give you some props for making me tap. Good for you but you attacked me from behind and nailed me with a steel chair. I am not fond of cheaters. SO I'll tell you something Lurch come next week I'm going to make you tap out. I am going to make you yell and beg for mercy.

Havok shakes his head.

Havok: J Dogg, J Dogg, J Dogg, you don't know how to quit while you're a head do you? You just have to keep digging yourself deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper. I am going to make J Dogg run home crying with his tail in between his legs.

Havok laughs.

J Dogg: Yeah, you think you're real funny huh Havok? Oh, yeah regular rip burster huh? Well, let me tell you something there is no way some over rated steroid using clown is going to make me tap out. I am a legend in every federation I have been in. I deserve better then Submission matches. But for now you just enjoy the fact that come next week you will be in the same ring with the D O G G. And I know you're spelling isn't too good. So I'm going to teach you a new word at the PPV, and that word is " Submit" Trust me you'll be hearing that word a lot. you'll hear all about how you tapped out to the most promising star in NCW. Next week you will pay for everything you've done for me. And I will get my payback by twisting your ankle clear off and then you will find out just what everybody else here knows all ready. Whether it's a SUbmission match or a Hardcore match or a soft core match the result will always be the same I will always be the Last Man standing. And there's nothing more to say about that.

J Dogg throws the mic down and makes his way to the back.

SuperSlim

05-10-2005, 11:15 PM

hey just to let it be known Slim does care about the ladies but if you PKO Jazz, I'll just say do it one more time. :D...

oh wait I'm supposed to care. :$

no, please no. don't do it. *grabs chair

I can't stand to see that.

*grabs bag of popcorn

you are evil for doing it to her

*takes bite

:p

The Cock

05-10-2005, 11:17 PM

Listen here fools. My move "The Cock Bottom" is so popular, it's even catching on in the NFL :cool:

http://img47.echo.cx/img47/6761/casechi3vv.jpg

The Cock

05-10-2005, 11:18 PM

The Naitch

05-10-2005, 11:35 PM

LOL Cockamania is running wild

Splaya

05-10-2005, 11:37 PM

Nah, see fuck that. I ain't going to make Jazz your sister. I'll make a celebrity your sister.

SuperSlim

05-10-2005, 11:44 PM

nooooo don't get my celebrity sister. get the ugly one.

The Cock

05-10-2005, 11:48 PM

lol use Lil' Slim (Lil' Kim pics)

Drakul

05-11-2005, 05:52 AM

OOC: I did a promo,finally, but my pc reset itself just as I went to preview :'( .
I'm gonna do a quick one instead.
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http://img211.echo.cx/img211/8021/takerthrone0ft.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Drakul: Hello, mortals, and welcome to what I like to call "The Abode of the Damned".I have sat here for a while now thinking about what to do next. Should I simply send out another leg or arm and dump it somewhere for M.I.C. to find? Or should I do something a little more...drastic?
*Drakul rises from the throne and walks to a table with an open book at it and recites a prayer in an incomprehensible language and only the last two words are understandable and even then, only few will.*
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/8638/takerpray5mi.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Drakul: Carpe Noctem!
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OOC:I'll make up for the shortness sometime soon.Eventually try comedy when I have a character and story firmly established.

Cool King

05-11-2005, 10:14 AM

*Cool King is watching T.V when he hears people talking outside*
http://img225.echo.cx/img225/3871/ckwatchintv4ch5lx.jpg

Cool King:Who's there?

Voice 1:Come out ye foolish mortal and you will see.

Voice 2:Your not suppose to say "ye foolish mortal" or he'll know who you are!

*Cool King opens the door*

http://img187.echo.cx/img187/9994/ckil5qm.jpg
Cool King:OK Sonny,Terrance,what do you guys want?

*Marcyo walks through the curtain*

Marcyo:Hey Esse! What are those guys doing here?

http://img54.echo.cx/img54/2366/sonny46pb8eg.jpg
Sonny:We came here to take your Titles!

Terrance:Yes! Now feel the wrath of THIS!
http://img229.echo.cx/img229/8781/tb5ci.png
*Terrance misses but hits LPD*

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1350/lpdid8qy.png
LPD:What the Fu....?:wtf:

Marcyo:Loopy!

http://img187.echo.cx/img187/2671/50p0mg.jpg
Cool King:Your gonna pay for that!

Sonny:Hahahahaha not likely,Hit them again Terrance!

*Terrance gets another beam going but misses again but hits Sonny*
http://img229.echo.cx/img229/5163/sp4ao.png

Sonny:What! I'm in the Medieval times.... but this is one pretty dress I have on.:love:

Terrance: DAMN!

Marcyo:Haha you suck esse!
http://img54.echo.cx/img54/2217/146qz.jpg
Terrance:Oh yeah?

*Terrance trys again and succeeds by hitting Marcyo*
http://img187.echo.cx/img187/8072/mgw7gf.png

Marcyo:Oh maN I AM feElINg kinDA wEirD!

Cool King:Hey you son of a....

*Terrance hits Cool King with another beam*

*Cool King starts to change colour*
http://img54.echo.cx/img54/8752/ckw17fo.pnghttp://img54.echo.cx/img54/5729/ckw28yz.pnghttp://img54.echo.cx/img54/2747/ckw30vy.pnghttp://img54.echo.cx/img54/1425/ckw43sw.pnghttp://img54.echo.cx/img54/4894/ckw50jo.png Cool King:What the hell?

*Terrance is about to finish Cool King off with one final beam but Cool King grabs a mirror and the beam ricochets back to Terrance*
http://img54.echo.cx/img54/8727/cpm2ij.png

*Terrance is on fire*
http://img54.echo.cx/img54/9219/tih3va.png
Terrance:HELP! OH GOD HELP ME!

http://img59.echo.cx/img59/7545/mgaf5gf.jpg
Marcyo:We'll help you man,if you just put everything back the way it was.

Terrance:OK,OK!

*Terrance makes everything normal and Cool King and Marcyo extinguish the fire*

Cool King:Now get lost before M.I.C kick your ass!:rant:

http://img165.echo.cx/img165/8876/sonnyonoo8gw.jpg
Sonny:You won this time but at Swastika Stampede those titles WILL be ours!:mad:

*Cuts to a break*

The Ravishing One

05-11-2005, 12:28 PM

http://www.kevincaruso.com/kevin-caruso-triple-h.jpg

*TRO proves to the world that he's cool with his hand signals*

The Ravishing One

05-11-2005, 12:56 PM

*TRO takes a secret visit to a porn shop, just to but something for a 'friend'*
http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/018.jpg

*this looks the place
http://www.pordan.com/ny/ny09.jpg

*As soon as he enters the shop he notices Owen Radd without all the gold make-up on

http://michaellee.typepad.com/michaellee/images/r_mag-thumb.JPG

*TRO keeps his head down and continues his quest for some porn
http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/157.jpg

TRO: AH! This looks more like it
http://www.adult-ezines.com/pages/images/exhibition-xxx-mag.jpg

TRO: I think i should buy 2 copies just incase one breaks?

Customer: Excuse me sir..........

TRO:*Doesn't hear* Maybe 3, Naitch might need a copy

Customer: Sir!!!

TRO:*doesn't hear again* Then Corky might need one.....

Customer: Excuse me are you TRO??!!! Can i have a picture?
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/aleung/hhh.jpg

TRO: Um.....err.......i'm not TRO..........I'm LPD............

*TRO walks away quickly*

TRO: Whats this?

http://www.buygay.com/images/products/VD_PORN_STRUCK_3_m.jpg

TRO: OH NO!
http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/199.jpg

*TRO passes out*
http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/013.jpg

*All the sleazy customers come to assist the Highspots.com champ*
http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/146.jpg

*One customer gives takes the chance to give TRO a kiss*
http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/TripleH/072.jpg

*TRO attempts the angry face*

*Then runs away*

Corkscrewed

05-11-2005, 04:03 PM

lmao

This will be a good match.

Marcyo

05-11-2005, 07:25 PM

lol, the pic hasn't been Red Xed yet. :D

Marcyo

05-11-2005, 07:26 PM

oh and CK, this was one awesome promo.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-11-2005, 08:25 PM

THE PPV WILL BE UP ON FRIDAY.

Cool King

05-11-2005, 08:32 PM

oh and CK, this was one awesome promo.

Thanks man.:D

Scorpion

05-12-2005, 02:35 PM

*Full Nelson Hits as Mauler makes his way down to the ring.*
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9800/1165ku.jpg
Mauler: I am going to show you all what exactly i can do. Come out here Jobber, time for me to prove how deadly i can be. :mad:
*the jobber comes out to the ring, who looks alot like Hurri-pimp*
http://img217.echo.cx/img217/9060/shower2wi.jpg
Mauler: Okay, lets get this ass beating started
*The bell rings and they square off.*

*BANG*

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/9277/randy206pz.jpg

Mauler: What the..OW!!!
http://img217.echo.cx/img217/3402/745cd.jpg
http://img217.echo.cx/img217/2982/mavenaxx110qf.jpg
http://img217.echo.cx/img217/3476/303ol.jpg
http://img217.echo.cx/img217/4333/mavenaxx102rg.jpg
Jobber: What the hell... :?: :naughty: oh well..
http://img217.echo.cx/img217/728/mavenaxx81pa.jpg
1
2
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*bell rings and the jobber leaves jsut as Nosferatu blasts through the arena*

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/4804/00909gv.jpg
Jackal: I got a BIG suprise for you Mauler :D

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/2691/300sd.jpg
Mauler: Where... am i?... :eek: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
http://img53.echo.cx/img53/2475/golddust99apr230nc.jpg
Owen: RAWR baby :naughty:

05-12-2005, 02:39 PM

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/2249/039jm.jpg
Pyro hits and Havok makes his way to the ring.
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/4130/pic000431tz.jpg
He picks up a mic.
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/8497/micself8nz.jpg
I'm out here to apologise! I'd like to say sorry! I'd like to say sorry to J-Dogg!

*CROWD BOO*

I wanna apoligise for challenging him! I wanna apologise for attacking him from behind! I wanna apologise for smashing his knee with a steel chair! I wanna apologise for making him tap! Again!

*CROWD BOO*

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/8497/micself8nz.jpg
I wanna apologise for embarrassing him! and then for smashing his leg against the ring post!
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/8497/micself8nz.jpg
I went too far! And now I'm sorry! I've changed my mind! Forget about the match! I don't wanna face J-Dogg at Swastika Stampede!

*CROWD BOO*

<marquee>PUSSY!! PUSSY!! PUSSY!!</marquee>

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/5236/mic1rf.jpg
I'm not a pussy! I could beat him! I could make him tap again!

*CROWD BOO*

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/2498/onmic2tp.jpg
But I don't want the match! I'd rather face him when he's 100% healthy! So, forget about it...Havok vs. J-Dogg is off!

<marquee>PUSSY!! PUSSY!! PUSSY!!</marquee>

I'm not a pussy!

Child of Bodom hits.

*CROWD CHEER*

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/6695/ouch1ch.jpg
Havok looks around in fear!

No! No! Listen I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't hurt me! Please!

Suddenly a figure appears from behind the curtain...

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/3209/minidoggramp0xg.jpg

*CROWD :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: *

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/6695/ouch1ch.jpg
Please! Please!

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/812/laugh1ip.jpg
Havok laughs.

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/8007/midget38ur.jpg
Mini-Dogg climbs the steps!

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/6695/ouch1ch.jpg
Please! Don't!

Mini-Dogg climbs in the ring!

Hey Dogg! How's it goin? I bought you a present!

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/424/drumm2zm.jpg
Havok takes out a small drum and places it on the mat.

Come on Mini-Dogg! You know how to play a drum don't you! Come on! I know you know how to play a drum!

Mini-Dogg stands looking at Havok.

Well let me show you!

Havok kicks Mini-Dogg in the head. He locks Mini-Doggs legs in a submission lock! Mini-Dogg taps out quickly. Havok places the drum underneath Mini-Doggs hand and he taps on the drum.
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/4789/leglockwithdrum9ma.jpg
Havok releashes the hold and stands up. He helps Mini-Dogg to his feet.

Listen! I'm sorry! Come here!

Havok hugs Mini-Dogg. He lifts him up on to his shoulders and parades him around the ring with a smile on his face!
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/1982/ballet3wu.jpg

Come on! Three cheers for Mini-Dogg! Hip-hip...

*CROWD HOORAY*

Hip hip...

*CROWD HOORAY*

Hip Hip...

Havok flips Mini-Dogg across his shoulders and nails him with his finisher.
http://img48.echo.cx/img48/644/f5mini1um.jpg

*CROWD BOO*

Havok takes the mic.

J-Dogg! I'll see you at the Stampede!