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Kane Knight
05-07-2005, 10:56 PM
I was waiting for Veloctiy to come on, so I've got Spike tuned in. World's Most Amazing videos is on (Misleading title, but that's another story).

You've got an ameteur wrestling match where one guy, notorious for being a bully, tries to do an eye gouge on his opponent. He misses. He also ends up losing, and a brawl ensues. The "heel" wrestler then headbutts the ref, who is KO'd and stops breathing for like ten seconds. Not to belittle his experience, but when they first showed this footage I was waiting for a steel chair.

Hired Hitman
05-07-2005, 11:01 PM
Cool.

Kane Knight
05-07-2005, 11:05 PM
Ever get teh feeling these guys joined up in their program to be like Austin?

Well, Flair's more appropriate, because he actually does the "thumb to the eye," but still.

DaveBrawl
05-08-2005, 01:04 AM
For some reason I was watching America's Funniest Videos last night (also very misleading) and they had this amatuer wrestling match on there where the two guys kept doing this pin combo/counter deal, kind of like a Kiwi roll and the crowd thought it was so funny. I now remember why I hated that show when Bob Saget hosted it.

James Steele
05-08-2005, 02:03 AM
Bob Saget is the fucking man. You shut up.

Nervous Ferret
05-08-2005, 02:05 AM
Danny the "Dirt Devil" Tanner

Kane Knight
05-08-2005, 11:13 AM
Bob Saget is the fucking man. You shut up.
Bob Saget should learn to be funny.

Or at least not annoying.

M. Banana
05-08-2005, 11:46 AM
Bob Saget can suck a fat penis.

Shaved Monkey
05-08-2005, 12:43 PM
Bob Saget can suck a fat penis.

He did, for cocaine.

DaveBrawl
05-08-2005, 02:24 PM
Bob Saget is the fucking man. You shut up.
Yes sir, I'm sorry sir. :$

M. Banana
05-08-2005, 02:32 PM
:y:

James Steele
05-08-2005, 02:45 PM
Damn you all to hell. Bob Saget is a fucking comedic genius. Sure, hate him for Full House and AFHV, but you look at Bob Saget the man and you will see the funniest son of a bitch on the face of earth.

M. Banana
05-08-2005, 03:09 PM
If by funny, you mean gay. Then yeah.

KayfabeMan
05-08-2005, 06:27 PM
Anyone remember that guy that was like a character on AFHV, and he used to come out and be obsessed with Bob Saget? He used to run around repeating his name, and saying "I love you Bob Saget". :lol:

Oh, wrestling :shifty:

Kane Knight
05-08-2005, 07:00 PM
Damn you all to hell. Bob Saget is a fucking comedic genius. Sure, hate him for Full House and AFHV, but you look at Bob Saget the man and you will see the funniest son of a bitch on the face of earth.
If by funny you mean boring,

The One
05-08-2005, 07:05 PM
On the subject of amature wrestling gone odd...my friend was on the wrestling team back at my high school and he said that one of his team mates quit because he couldn't have The Rock's music played when he walked up to the mat.

YOUR Hero
05-08-2005, 07:08 PM
R.I.P. :'(

The One
05-08-2005, 07:15 PM
Hero...what died...other then the bit of my dignity that I lost by reading this entire thread?

James Steele
05-08-2005, 07:25 PM
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL...RESPECT BOB SAGET!

M. Banana
05-08-2005, 07:28 PM
FUCK BOB SAGET!!!!!!


This thread has gone gay... we should go back to the original point..

WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU WAITING FOR VELOCITY?!

James Steele
05-08-2005, 07:32 PM
Bob Saget > Velocity

The One
05-08-2005, 07:33 PM
Bob Saget > Dog Pooping > Telly Tubbies > Velocity

TerranRich
05-08-2005, 08:43 PM
I > U

(Or maybe, secretly, I <3 U) ;)

M. Banana
05-08-2005, 08:44 PM
Raw > SmackDown > Velocity > Heat > TNA > Shit > Penis Wrinkls > Dog Butt > Bob Saget

James Steele
05-08-2005, 08:57 PM
Bob Saget > AIDS > HERPES > MiguelBahena > Rosie O'Donnel

M. Banana
05-08-2005, 08:58 PM
MiguelBahena > AIDS > HERPES > Rosie O'Donnel > Dr. Phil > Slim McDoogle > JamesSteele > Bob Saget

:y:

James Steele
05-08-2005, 09:03 PM
http://www.allthingschristie.com/archives/bs01.gif

In a word...

YES!!!!!

The One
05-08-2005, 09:09 PM
OMG...you actually changed your advatar. :lol:

UmbrellaCorporation
05-08-2005, 09:21 PM
http://www.allthingschristie.com/archives/bs01.gif

In a word...

YES!!!!!


He somewhat reminds me of Carter from E.R.

The One
05-08-2005, 09:24 PM
Holy Fuck! He Does!

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos43/accarter.jpg

James Steele
05-08-2005, 09:35 PM
There are rep-whores then there are sig-whores. I am both...so check out my sig and rep me. 10,000 REP POINTS FOR JAMESSTEELE!!!!

TerranRich
05-08-2005, 10:04 PM
Oh yeah?

*shrugs*

James Steele
05-08-2005, 10:17 PM
Do you really wanna sigwar with me?

James Steele
05-08-2005, 10:19 PM
The key to a good sig is not to try too hard. You tried too hard. Photoshop overkill. That shows lack of originality with your text. Then again I am a caption god.

Kane Knight
05-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Jesus

TerranRich
05-09-2005, 03:05 PM
Erm those are pictures I've made over the past few months. Remember "White Chocolate Jim Ross"? Brock Lesnar, Smark Hunter? The Todd Pettingil "for a good time" thread? Those have been accumulated.

I was just imitating you and showing off. :p

The One
05-09-2005, 03:15 PM
Avatar Wars > Sig Wars

Kane Knight
05-09-2005, 04:51 PM
I demand royalties for your sig, Terran. :mad:

TerranRich
05-09-2005, 05:25 PM
Which one? WC Ross?

if so, I'll gladly add you as the full owner of the name. :)

Hired Hitman
05-09-2005, 06:01 PM
The only time Bob Saget made me laugh was when he said "Don't blame me, we need better writers" or something along those lines, I laughed because it was true.

James Steele
05-09-2005, 10:39 PM
Avatar Wars > Sig Wars
I always sin Avatar Wars. Plus, I have never had to rely on "Assman got pissed on" avatars to get over.

M. Banana
05-09-2005, 10:54 PM
My Sig > Penis

TerranRich
05-09-2005, 11:47 PM
I always sin Avatar Wars.

You're a real sinner, Mr. Steele. Now REPENT BEFORE GOD!!!

Oh, and I still say you look like a talented David Arquette. :)

Kane Knight
05-09-2005, 11:49 PM
My Sig > Penis
And Miggy REALLY enjoys penis.

Kane Knight
05-09-2005, 11:52 PM
You're a real sinner, Mr. Steele. Now REPENT BEFORE GOD!!!

Oh, and I still say you look like a talented David Arquette. :)
Glad I'm not the only one to think so.

TerranRich
05-09-2005, 11:54 PM
http://images.xylot.com/steelearquette.jpg

Seriously! ;)

Hired Hitman
05-10-2005, 04:00 AM
My sig is better than both of yours ;)

The One
05-10-2005, 04:42 AM
My sig is the best!

See...

(Notices I don't have one)

Well I used to have that cool Flash one where it bounced :(