TNA RAW IS GROOVY [Archive]

Nowhere Man

05-17-2005, 04:16 AM

RAW IS GROOVY

Opening pyro, wicked crowd shot, blah blah blah. On to the action!

Dub vs. The Answer
*Winner gets the last slot in the Forum Frenzy*

Dub enters first to a round of boos

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The Answer comes out next to a fair reaction from the crowd.

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Dub jumps him before the bell sounds, nailing him with a big boot to Answer on the entrance ramp.

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Dub stays on Answer, and irish whips him right into the steel steps!

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Dub rolls him back in the ring, and quickly goes for the cover.

....1

....2

....Answer kicks out!

A frustrated Dub shoots The Answer towards the corner, but gets answered back (pun fully intended) with a beautiful flying kick!

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The Answer goes for a quick cover.

....1

....2

....The Dub kicks out!

Dub tries to get up, but the Answer is there with a seated dropkick that flattens his opponent. Just to make sure he stays down, the Answer delivers a tumbling senton.

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Dub rolls out of the ring, looking for some relative safety. That doesn't last, however, as the Answer follows after him with an incredible plancha to the outside!

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Answer rolls his opponent back into the ring, and goes for the pin.

....1

....2

....The Dub kicks out!

The Answer tries to stay on the offensive, but the Dub shoves him off. Answer springboards off the middle rope to hit a high cross-body, but the Dub catches him in a Fall-Away slam!

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The Dub throws the Answer overhead, and the Answer collides with the referee head-on! The ref goes tumbling out of the ring, out cold.

In an attempt to revive the fallen ref, the Dub kicks at him.

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After realizing that A) He's a heel, and B) The referee is unconscious, the nefarious Dub grabs a steel chair, intent on laying out the Answer for good. His plans go awry, however, when the Answer meets him with a spinning kick into the chair!

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The Dub is out cold, and the Answer hops up onto the turnbuckle to finish Dub off!

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As the Answer leaps, the Dub drags the chair on top of himself, and the outcome doesn't look to good for the Answer.

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The Answer practically impales himself on the Dub's chair, which Dub quickly throws out of the ring.

The referee comes to just in time to see the Dub land the Stock Market Crash on the Answer!

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Cover!

....1

....2

....3!!!

WINNER: THE DUB]

The Dub rolls out of the ring to celebrate with the booing crowd, while an infuriated Answer gets back to his feet.

The Dub turns his attention back to the ring, just in time to eat a flying Superkick!

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The Answer rolls the Dub back into the ring, and sets him up in the corner before grabbing a mic.

Answer: This is the second time straight that I've dominated one of these punk-asses, only to be screwed over at the last second! But you know what? That's cool. It doesn't really matter what number I get in the Frenzy anyways, because I'm winning no matter what! You got questions? Well how's THIS for an Answer?!

The Answer hops to the ring apron, and hits a Coast-to-Coast Dropkick into the Dub!!!!

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The crowd goes nuts for the Answer as the opening segment comes to a close.

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JR: What a way to kick off tonight's Raw! We're one match in, and we already have the final entrant for the Forum Frenzy!

King: And that's just the tip of the iceberg! We've got three title matches, major grudges to be settled, and a whole lot more! And that's all, TONIGHT!

JR: Well, *cough* tomorrow. NM desparately needs sleep after 20-odd hours of work in the last 3 days.

King: Damn.

Nowhere Man

05-17-2005, 01:32 PM

MATCH #2 : Asal Oqab (w/Shomareh Yek) vs. El Nino

AYALLAHAAEYALLaYYEEAALLAAYYEEAAA

Out comes the first competitor, Asal Oqab, who is insanely booed as he makes his way to the ring.

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And here comes EL NINO! The crowd goes bonkers, as Nino makes his way to the ring with his camera as he films his kid, El Nino Jr., who is running through the crowd.

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Before the match starts, Asal grabs he mic.

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Asal:Look at all of you in the audience! You clap and cheer and cry and ..whatever it is you do to people you like! And you do it for someone who hides his face under A MASK! He, like you all, are afraid of us, that is why the mask is there... BUT FEAR NOT!

I have the greatest plan EVER! Do you remember the pills given to you at the entrance? HAHA, those were mind control pills, you are now my under my control this time!

Crowd: :wtf:

The crowd just throws garbage at him.

Asal: Yeah, that's right! Throw garbage! That's what I made you do with my thoughts... Help me out, Shomareh; I'm dyin' out here!

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Yek: OY, Amode, Shorad... ah, screw it! Kick his ass, Asal!

Shomareh's words come too late, however, as El Nino has already hit the ropes and takes out Asal with a flying bulldog!

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The bell rings, and Oqab tries to gain the offensive, attacking Nino from behind, but Nino easily out-maneuvers him. Oqab hits the ropes, but El Nino takes him down with a quick drop toe hold.

Meanwhile, an upset Shomareh Yek is on the outside, screaming in any language but English.

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Back in the ring, Asal has finally gotten the upper hand on Nino, and shoving him into the corner. Oqab gives him some wicked shoulder butts in the corner, and the crowd boos loudly.

Asal throws the luchadore to the mat, and heads up to the top rope to drop an elbow. He takes off, but Nino rolls out of the way and Asal eats canvas!

El Nino follows up with a guillotine Leg Drop!

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He covers!

....1

....2

....Asal kicks out!

El Nino presses the offensive on Asal, who is clutching his elbow, and dropkicks him to the outside. Asal and Shomareh compose themselves, until El Nino throws himself to the outside with a huge plancha!

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All three men take a few moments to get back up, and El Nino is back into the ring first, followed by an incredibly angry Asal. Nino springboards off the second rope, looking for another high-flying maneuver, but Asal catches him, bringing him down out of the air with a sick DDT!

With El Nino on the mat, Asal locks him in the Arab Flatliner.

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The fans are stomping away, cheering on to build up momentum for the masked luchador, who is in dazed from the DDT. El Nino is fading, as the referee asks if he wants to stop the match.

The ref lifts his hand once....and it falls.

He lifts it again....it falls.

He lifts it one more time....it stays up!

The crowd begins to cheer loudly as Nino struggles out of the hold and crawls ahead of Oqab. Asal has got him by the leg before he can fully get away, but an Enziguri from Nino puts down the evil supervillian!

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Shomareh Yek is still shouting at El Nino, but Nino shuts him up with baseball slide to the outside! Asal is slowly making his way up, but not before El Nino makes it to the top rope, and executes a flying Hurricarana on Oqab!

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He covers!

....1

....2

....Asal kicks out!

Nino runs at a rising Asal but gets caught with a sidewalk slam! Asal stomps away at Nino while he is down, followed by a leg drop! Oqab steps out to the ring apron, secretly talking to Yek, until Nino gets up and 619's Asal to the other side of the ring!

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Asal quickly distracts the ref while Yek reaches under the ring and pulls out...

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El Nino goes for the West Coast Pop off the top rope...

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....but Shomareh Yek intercepts him with the surface-to-air missile, blowing him out of the sky!

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Asal stops distracting the ref, who now sees Nino knocked out outside. The ref begins the 10-count, and El Nino is still out cold!

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WINNER: OQAB ASAL

The crowd begins throwing trash in the ring, and Asal and Yek continue their beatdown on El Nino, until El PureHatred runs down to the ring to make the save!

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The two villains scatter, but El PureHatred dives after them!

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El Nino gets to his feet, and the two luchadores celebrate as the crowd goes wild.

Nowhere Man

05-17-2005, 03:45 PM

VBX Championship: Rob Roider (c) vs. Johnny Vegas

Vegas heads to the ring to a mixed reaction

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HOLLA...If Ya Hear the Drug Testers
Rob makes his way to the ring to a decent pop

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BELL RINGS

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Vegas goes to work on Roider right away with several kicks to the abs. Vegas gets Roider into the turnbuckle and continues with knees to the chest. Roider eventually gets fed up with it and shoves Vegas to the ground. Roider shrugs off the attack and goes on the offensive. Roider lifts Vegas over his shoulders and sends him into the mat. Vegas clutches at his back as he tries to get up...

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...but he's met with a swift kick to the jaw. Vegas trying to regain control. Roider goes for an Irish whip, Vegas tries to reverse, but can't move Roider off his feet. Roider sends him hard into the turnbuckle, then follows up with a clothesline. Vegas stumbles around and is met with ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE. Roider grabs Vegas by the hair and gives him a strong Irish whip.

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As Vegas hits the ropes, Roider goes back against the ropes to prepare for a clothesline, but he and Vegas collide with a double clothesline.

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Both men are down, but Roider crawls back on his feet.

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Roider applies the Backne-Breaker on the mysteriously bloody Johnny Vegas.

But wait! Paul Carrington bursts through the crowd and attacks Roider!

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The referee calls for the bell, as Roider ducks out of the ring. Paul goes to help up his former partner....

....but Vegas decks Paul!

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JR: Paul went into the ring hoping to save his partner, but it looks like Vegas didn't want the help!

King: Well, can you blame him? The guy walked out on him before the TLC match; I'd have an axe to grind with him too.

Vegas and his former partner brawl to the outside as the match is thrown out.

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WINNER: NO CONTEST

Nowhere Man

05-17-2005, 05:48 PM

(BTW: This is probably going to be like the rest of my shows that I post bits and pieces at a time, so feel free to start promoing)

Gouda

05-17-2005, 09:38 PM

Crap. I've been procrastinating about doing a promo. Now I finally come here and the new card is up. :shifty:

Savior

05-17-2005, 09:58 PM

I'll wait till the show is done.

MVP

05-17-2005, 10:11 PM

:y:

Kapoutman

05-17-2005, 10:13 PM

It's going pretty good.

Gone Mad

05-18-2005, 01:04 AM

---- Backstage, Nick Grease is chatting with Slater. ----
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Grease: Man, I'm so bored waiting for this PPV. Let's make a thread about Office Plant's best matches... wait a minute, you're not Mendez?!

Slater: SCREECH... I am so worried about my match with Lack Korris for the Ice Cream belt. I dunno if I.. can do IT. :( :lol: :kiss: :shifty:

LK: Hey, jock...

--- Out appears Legend Killer to confront A.C Slater. ---
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Don't back out now. We will tear it up, even if I don't understand a damn thing you say. Just remember, this belt, which is set under cloak... is mine.

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SLATER! : Nobody... but nobody calls me... CHICKEN! Roooooowrrr... :wavesad: :drool:

LK: You see? That's what I mean! And why are you on a truck now?!

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Slater: GIVE ME.. A HUG!!! Let me love you!!!

LK: Ahh! Get off me! I'll see you later in that ring!

--- LK runs away due to Slater acting... himself. ---
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Tonight at Raw, I WILL get.... MY HUG!

--- .dne ---

Nowhere Man

05-18-2005, 02:03 AM

The arena echoes with roaring boos as the MadMan makes his way to the ring.

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The Mad One grabs a mic and begins to speak over the booing crowd.

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MadMan: How's it going, you stupid Mad-Holes?! Ahhh, like I care. (crowd boos) I'm not out here to entertain any of you idiots; I'm here for one thing and one thing only. That thing just so happens to belong to someone I utterly destroyed at Cool Breeze.

That freak Innovator has locked himself in a closet because he thinks it'll help him 'get his edge back?' Fine by me. Whatever he wants to do if it makes him delusional enough to think he can beat me, because there is no chance in hell that he's walking away with that belt again!

And Azriel? Pfffft. Don't make me laugh. Azriel couldn't--

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(crowd pops)

Azriel: Couldn't what?

Azriel hits the ring, and the crowd begins to buzz as they stare each other down.

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Just as it looks like one of them is going to wind up for the first punch....

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH

The crowd explodes as the World Heavyweight Champion makes his first public appearance since his self-imposed exile!

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Innovator: Now don't tell me you were just going to start this party without me, were you?

MadMan turns to look at the Champion, when Azriel grabs him from behind and locks in the CROSSFACE!

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Innovator runs down to the ring, and lays boots into both men! The three men start slugging it out, and the crowd is cheering louder than it has all night. Innovator throws MadMan into the ropes, and the Mad One ends up giving Azriel a GONNER!

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Innovator grabs his challenger and gives MadMan a LAST EXIT!

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The Champ turns his back on MadMan, but gets tripped up by Azriel, who locks him into the CROSSFACE!

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Suddenly--

OWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!

The crowd pops again as the Dude appears on the Tron!!!

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The Dude: Owwwww, ha-haaaaa! The Dude likes what he sees here! You three guys have got more fire in you than a malfunctioning gas furnace!

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But y'see, slugging it out over the richest prize in all of Caption Entertainment is all groovy. But what ain't groovy, baby, is giving away a Pay-Per-View main event for free. See, the Loved One is most certainly a happenin' cat, and can mix it up with the Hardcore Heroes like nobody's business, but it just so happens that the Dude is also a businessman.

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So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do here. As of right now, you three hipsters cannot be in the same ring with each other at the same time, or else you get a fine-ass fine slapped on you. As a little incentive, the Dude is going to put a special stipulation on your match at Forum Frenzy. It's a little something we like to call:

NOWHERE'S CHOICE

The stipulation is very simple. You guys have until the Forum Frenzy to cut the best promos you can think of, without coming into contact with your opponents. The winner of the match depends on whose promos impress NM the most! We've got a few months' worth of booking on the line, not to mention the World Heavyweight Championship!

So, DAZZLE ME BABY!!!!!! OWWWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!!!

The crowd seems a little confused, but the contenders are all down from their brawl anyway.

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And that's all for today, as NM wants to go to bed, so he can get up early and get his Episode III tickets.

BTW, that stipulation is for real. The World Title will go to whoever of the three's promos impress me the most between now and the Frenzy. So get those promos in!!!

PureHatred

05-18-2005, 02:21 AM

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The HateMan stands in the back of the TNA arena, chatting with Viscera Classic.

HateMan: So is your kid really that much of a pimp?

Viscera Classic: He's a 500 pound black man who sings Barry White and has his dad's mohawk. He's got trim coming out of his ears.

HateMan: Mandingo_style.

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When HateMan looks at a TV Monitor and notices Jack Icon exercising his 'creative control' clause all over the helpless bodies of various random jobbers.

Icon: Yeah, brother, try not to bleed all over my Versace Paris Hilton Connection loafers, dude!!!

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HateMan hits the ring and starts absolutely destroying everything in site....no one is safe....!!!

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HE EVEN ATTACKED TRIPLE AAAAAAA!!!!1

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MENDEZ TAKES A HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!

JR: HateMan is on fire!! But he's outnumbered. And here comes Big Vic!!

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The two warriors stare each other down in a way that can only be described as ...,<s>adorable</s> intense.

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Jim: Listen, Owen, I know you're pissed about not being booked at Cool Breeze because of that whole "dead Owen jokes are completely tasteless" thing...but you've gotta shake it off. We need to help the HateMan take care of the FTW.

Owen:....

Jim: That's just crazy enough to work...

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JR: The Hate Foundation just nailed Vic with a rabid squirrel. A SQQQUUUIRRRRREELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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HateMan uses the distraction to sneak up on Action Jack Icon.

Icon: So, yeah, me and Frank Stallon are sitting there in the jacuzzi and he reaches over and ...WHOAH how'd you get there????

HateMan: It's because I'm Canadian.....like the wind

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Icon and the rest of the FTW head for the hills, as HateMan stands in the ring, holding Jack's orthopedic Mansierre.

HATEMAN V ICON...LAST MAN STANDING???? NEXT EPISODE: HATEMAN PRACTICES NOT FALLING DOWN!!!

Nowhere Man

05-18-2005, 02:29 AM

TNA would like to officially welcome back the HateMan and "Action" Jack Icon. We missed you guys.....kinda.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-18-2005, 12:14 PM

Talk Show host, ALF, has resigned after allegations were made of steroid use.

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Innovator

05-18-2005, 12:37 PM

*two random jobbers are fighting for their lives...and some airtime*

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JR: Have you seen two men who no one cares about go at it with so much tenacity. That ring ain't made of BBQ sauce BAHGAWD

King:...what the ....

*the lights cut out of the arena*

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.mp3

*Come out and Play hits as the TNA World Champion makes his way to the ring*

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Innovator: Now you two guys have plenty of talent, and might get airtime on this show at some point...until then you're taking up time from the TNA World Champion--

Crowd: Kick their ass! Kick their ass!

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Innovator: You see you two guys are just following the norm in CFEDs. You two jobbers are just gardners in the yard of life. I walk a different road though. The road I took to this TNA World Championship was a one man road, only I could have the drive, the desire to fulfill my destiny.

*Before Innovator can continue, the jobbers try and attack him*

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LAAAAAAST EXIT

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LAAAAAAST EXIT AGAIN

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Innovator: That is the thanks I get for trying to bestow knowledge to a couple ingrates. Madman, Azriel, you two are worthy challengers to my TNA title, but it will not be this day. A day filled with blood and agony will come to pass when I lose my TNA World Championship, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. In my time in exile, I found my new destiny. You see becoming TNA Champion was only a small step. I must now change the way the TNA World Champion is seen. The World Champion plays by one man's rules, and those are the rules made by himself. Consider TNA Innovator's playground. So it has been said, so it shall come to pass...Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.

Savior

05-18-2005, 03:34 PM

The winner of the match depends on whose promos impress NM the most!

:lol: you broke kayfabe...Thats the way it should be done :y:

Innovator

05-18-2005, 05:03 PM

*Innovator is seen signing autographs, some familiar faces show up*

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Asphyxy: Hey Innovator, I'm a big fan of yours man

Innovator: Thats nice kid, who do I make the autograph out to?

Asphyxy: SHUT UP I HATE EVERYTHING! DEATH METAL!.....

Innovator: :wtf:

Asphyxy: Oh...I mean Asphyxy...

Innovator: Crap I need a pen...hold on, I saw this in a movie once...

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Woman/man: Hey Innovator, I'm PoisonIvy, it's so great to meet you, you're so hot!

Innovator: ... thanks....dude........Hey isn't that KoOS?

PoisonIvy: oh shit! *runs away*

Innovator: hehehe

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Innovator: Hey Slim, check out the rack on her

Slim: Oh man that reminds of me Ilt.........HOLY CRAP THAT IS ILT!

Innovator:......Slim, cmon man there are kids around

Slim: Sorry, I can't control my urges

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AAA: Innovator, do you have trouble wanking?

Innovator: Not really, I don't even need to wank, goth chicks give it up

AAA: God the Jets lost and all I wanted to do was wank

Innovator: Do you talk about anything else but wanking?

AAA: Yeah, I had to buy some condoms earlier...

Innovator: Nice kid you're getting some

AAA: Nah I needed them for wanking

The Dub

05-18-2005, 05:14 PM

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El Nino is in a match against Captain America while this is going on backstage

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Dub:Look, I'm about to go to the ring and address my fans. You be sure to watch my limo and stay out of my damn mini-bar! I'm missing a bottle of Jose Cuervo!

Driver:Wasn't me, sir. I hate to burst your bubble, but a match is going on right now.

Dub:You didn't hear what I said, did you? I said I'm going to the ring to address my fans. And if you ever lie to me about dipping in my mini-bar, I'll have you on the first banana boat smoking, you understand?

Driver: Yes, sir.

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El Nino wins the match with a sunset flip and then Dub makes his way to the ring.

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El Nino is confused. The Dub enters the ring and gets in the face of El Nino

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Dub:Look, little man, these fans are ready to hear The Dub speak, so I would like for you to head to the back right now.

El Nino:Nobody wants to hear you talk, ese. I think they'd rather see me slap the taste out of your mouth! (fans pop)

Dub:I asked you nicely and you try to disrespect me. You've given me no choice.

The Dub then starts to attack El Nino first with a Clothesline From Wall Street

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Then a fallaway slam on the outside

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And finally, the Stock Market Crash!

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El Nino is left lying as EMTs help him to the back

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Having not broken a sweat, Dub puts his suit back on. He didn't want to get it dirty.

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Dub:Yeah, that's right. Take that Mexican jumping bean to the back! Now back to the business at hand.

Dub puts his hat back on and grabs the mic, much to the dismay of the crowd.

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Dub:Thank you, thank you. I'm here tonight to talk about my quest for the TNA championship. See, I deliver on my promises. I defeated Answer to earn the last entry in the Forum Frenzy. Sure the bitter Answer attacked me after the match, but it still doesn't change the fact that I'm the last entrant. I won this event last year despite what the record books indicate and with me coming in last, I have an advantage over every TNA superstar in the Frenzy. I had to make an example out of El Nino to show you all that The Dub is ready to repeat as the Forum Frenzy winner and go on to Mania to defeat whoever is champion. I've already expressed my opinion of Innovator. Azriel, MadMan, if either of you two come out champion, which I doubt, the result will still be the same. You are looking at the next TNA champion and finally these kids will have a champion to look up to. A model champion. Someone that they actually want to be like when they grow up. The time is drawing near. A new era. A new champion. The Dub. Thank you.

u03gks

05-18-2005, 07:02 PM

LK here. Real good show so far NM and my thanks to those who voted in the rate the c-fedder thread.

Azriel

05-18-2005, 08:24 PM

Azriel is back in his locker room

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Botch Cashews: We are here live with Azriel, and Azriel I would like to get your reaction to the Dude's stipulation for your match at Frenzy?

Azriel: Botch, I'll admit, I'm probably not the best promo person in this industry, but if I have to get water from a stone or I have to give the longest, greatest promos of my life, this is what I will do to become World Champion. I will rise to the occasion, and I will leave Madman and Innovator alone until our match. I will take this time to train the hardest I have ever trained. And when Forum Frenzy occurs, there will be no friendship in that ring between Innovator and myself. He's my opponent and he's my goal to winning that belt he currently holds proudly around his waist. I told everybody I would do everything in my power to become World Champ. You all saw me not even hesitate to lock the Crossface on Innovator. I will make a bold prediction Botch, our match will be the greatest World Title match in TNA history. Now, if you excuse me, I have to get ready for this interview I am doing with Larry King. You won't want to miss it.

MVP

05-18-2005, 08:52 PM

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He was living the good life on top of TNA

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Then out of nowhere, tragedy struck

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No one thought he would ever come back

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But they were wrong

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Dead wrong

MVP Returns

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Forum Frenzy

Azriel

05-18-2005, 09:45 PM

*marks out*

MVP

05-18-2005, 10:28 PM

I kinda like how RAW is posted in chunks. Therefore people can RP in the middle as if they're actually cutting a promo on RAW.

Kapoutman

05-18-2005, 10:53 PM

*FTW is in PANIC MODE backstage. At least, one of them are. Because a second one is drunk off his ass, and the third one is playing babysitter with the second one. So let's join the first one, who is joining the second and third one, who is in PANIC.*

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Icon: Guys, you won't believe what I just heard.

Vic: Tell us what happened.

Icon: I was listening to the last Hateman promo, and he just requested a *gasp* ...LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.

Mendez: ...You know, I'd be really shocked under other circumstances, but I'm too hypnotized by staring at your fake 5 o'clock shadow.

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Icon: The thing is that I already defeated him, LIVE ON PPV. Sure, it was overbooked, but I still defeated him. I should be moving on to a TNA World Title shot right now, but that bastard is trying to hold me back with rematches!

Vic: Yeah. What's everybody's problem nowaday? It seems like you have to defeat a guy clean to be taken seriously in this century.

Mendez: What's the world coming to, seriously.

Icon: I know, I know. But I won't let that happen.

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Icon: You do know what that means...

Mendez: I think I screwed up my cue. Am I supposed to give you a high-five or something?

Vic: What does that mean, Jack?

Icon: It means I'll do what any respected Hollywood Icon like myself would do...

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Vic: ...a restraining order?

Icon: Yup. An order from the court. The entire world is gonna know that Jack Icon has no time for futilities.

Mendez: What about that "South Central Commando" movie with Chris Tucker?

Icon: All right. The entire world is gonna know that Jack Icon has no time for futilities, when the pay is under 5 million dollars.

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*I Wanna Riot by Rancid hits as FTW comes to the ring*

Icon: Let's do it guys.

Mendez: Something's wrong. I got out before Vic.

Vic: [From behind curtain] OWWW. I tore my quad. Happens all the time. Gimme a minute to fix this.

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Icon: You know people, a couple of time ago, Bret "The Hateman" Hart took the liberty to imply that we could be involved in a Last Man Standing match soon. This is ridiculous, since we all know I defeated him FAIR AND SQUARE in this ring on PPV...more or less.

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Icon: What I have here is a court order that says I will NOT face the Hateman in any "Last Man Standing" match, unless my boss says so. Guess what? I don't think I've heard Nowhere Man sanction anything of that nature, which makes you a liar, Hateman. Yes, a big fat liar, to the fans and to the viewers.

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Icon: This is of course accompanied by a restraining order that says that neither you, or any Hate Foundation member, including dead bodies, will be authorized to get within 50 meters of me. This oughta put a stop to your shameful attempts to prevent me from getting a TNA World Title match, when we all know the belt should already be warming my slim waist, which is a courtesy of "The Zone" diet.

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Icon: I think I have made myself clear. Unless I am forced into it, you will not see me against The Hateman again. Now excuse me while I continue my quest to do with the World title what I did with Loni Anderson after a long day of shooting, namely making it bounce six inches above my crotch.

Vic: You told him.

Mendez: You really did that? You are one sick human being, Jack.

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Icon: Al right guys. I had enough. Let's pose in front of a random white background and go home.

Azriel

05-18-2005, 11:19 PM

Jack Icon belongs in TNA :y:

Kapoutman

05-18-2005, 11:29 PM

Jack Icon belongs in TNA :y:

Everybody makes mistakes. :o The important thing is to realize it.

Gone Mad

05-19-2005, 12:46 AM

** A shot of the boiler rooms shows MadMan with a title belt. **

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MadMan: Oh, HELLO! The Mad One here. So what's all this talk about the promo competition??? Well now, if it's a competition you want, DUUUUUUDE... then it is a competition you shall get..

What I have here is a replicate of the TNA championship, which will soon be mine, and I will tell you, all of you in TNA.. why I BELONG with the TNA title and why I... will WIN the TNA title, the real title!

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First of all, look at me with it. I look like a captioning god... only so much better. Second, I am already a SEXY SUPER-BEAST! With the belt, my underground legion of Mad-Peeps disguised as mild-mannered Mad-Holes will arise and soon praise me as their one and only AS THEY SHOULD DO !

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Third and finally... because I am the greatest thing to come into this c-fed business since the keyboard and ImageShack! I am INTENSITY! I am MADNESS! I am...

YOUR NEXT TNA... CHAMP-ION!

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Innovator, you keep the real title warm for me and Azriel, I'll lend this one to you, if you want, because that title belt... the REAL THING... will be MINE!

And no one.. NO ONE... sorry, Dub... WILL HOLD ON THE TNA CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT ME!!! Because it's my world and...

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IN MADMAN, I TRUST!!

**fin**

Bazooka

05-19-2005, 12:49 AM

A Nobodies Presentation:
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Invisible, NM, and Innovator(Nobodies) are shown in the back

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Nowhere Man: “Why I laid down for Zack, a question you raise but you cannot question my tactics without realizing who I am… nay it was a ploy, his win to get him off my back. It’s not just about wins and losses, there’s complications,… but my fellow nobodies, you need not worry for me. I will be true to my team, the nobodies.”

They all nod in agreeance. Then Mahagee walks in the room.

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Mahagee:"Match comming soon, and I be all ready but food would do well for me now. Is there anything that Mahagee may digest now..."

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Invisible:"I don't know, check the cooler. Would you quit bothering me, I'm trying to read over here."

Mahagee:"sorry..."

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Mahagee pulls a steel rod out and takes a bite.

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Innovator:"What the hell, did you just swallow that steel rod?"

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Mahagee spits it out into the air in mist form.

Mahagee:"Where seriously can find food around here!"

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Nowhere Man:"Check the cooler, and leave me be."

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Mahagee pulls out a chunk of wood and begins eating it.

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Mahagee:"SPLINTERS!"

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Invisible:"This is where I question your sanity, it isn't enough for you to learn from previous mistakes, and blaming this on being foreign is just the lamest excuse these ears have ever heard. If you want to be a Nobody, you got to play it cool. Besides, it's not like you have time to eat anyway, we got a match comming up very soon."

End of segment.

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I won't be able to promo again till Tuesday next week, due to computer complications... No internet on other computer that I promo with(fast one)... I will stay until Forum Mania to have my last match, so Ill be sticking around even if I rarely post anymore.

u03gks

05-19-2005, 09:12 AM

Jack Icon belongs in TNA :y:
So does the Hateman. Glad to see they both decided to come back to TNA.

Azriel

05-19-2005, 05:20 PM

Agreed. We lurve you guys

Innovator

05-19-2005, 05:35 PM

TNA DESIRE (they're baaaaaaack)

Rocky IV - No Easy Way Out

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We're not indestructible,
Baby better get that straight.
I think it's unbelieveable,
How you give into the hands of fate.
Some things are worth fighting for,
some feelings never die.
I'm not asking for another chance,
I just wanna know why.

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http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw003.jpg

There's no easy way out,
There's no shortcut home.
There's no easy way out,
Giving in can't be wrong.

I don't wanna pasify you,
I don't wanna drag you down.
But I'm Feeling like a prisoner,
Like A Strange in a no-name town.

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I See all the angry faces,
Afraid that could be you and me.
Talking about what might have been,
Thinking about what it used to be.

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There's no easy way out,
There's no shortcut home.
There's no easy way out,
Giving in can't be wrong.

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http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/nwa/nwa407.jpg

Baby Baby we can shed this skin,
We can know how we feel inside.
Instead of going down an endless road,
Not knowing if we're dead or alive
Some things are worth fighting for,
some feelings never die.
I'm not asking for another chance,
I just wanna know why.

http://www.scottlevy.com/media/images/nwa/nwa147.jpg

There's no easy way out,
There's no shortcut home.
There's no easy way out,
givin in, givin in, can't be wrong.

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...Innovator's Playground...one man's rules...

three men...one match...one fate

TNA Forum Frenzy

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"So it has been said, and so it shall come to pass. Quote the Innovator, Nevermore"

Nowhere Man

05-19-2005, 05:55 PM

(Disappointing) ANNOUNCEMENT:

Due to the overly long delay caused by my IRL problems (getting a job, working, quitting that, job, having a fight with my dad, and getting another job), the Tag Team and IC title matches scheduled for Raw will instead be posted at the PPV.

So, while I'm at it:

OFFICIAL CARD FOR FORUM FRENZY:

Intercontinental Title: A.C. Slater vs. Legend Killer (c)

Tag Team Titles: Invisible/Mahagee vs. Big Vic/Jose Mendez

VBX Title: Johnny Vegas vs. Paul Carrington vs. Rob Roider (c)

World Heavyweight Title: *Nowhere's Choice* MadMan vs. Azriel vs. Innovator

*Last Man Standing Match* "Action" Jack Icon vs. The HateMan

*Forum Frenzy* Entire roster (except the World Champion)

Savior

05-19-2005, 07:39 PM

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Paul (Talking to Vegas): Hey I tried to help you! Come on man I thought we were Homies? Dawgs?

Vegas: Dawgs!? DAWGS!? You turned you back on me and you turned your back on the hood I should pound your face in!

Paul: Look man I'm sorry If' we could talk this over a cup a tea-

Vegas: TEA!? niggas don't drink TEA!
*Vegas spits in his face*
Sercurity: Calm down paul calm down remember your promise to the GM
Paul :mad:

Innovator

05-19-2005, 09:04 PM

whoa, even though I am not pulling double duty, I still want a double-paycheck

Savior

05-19-2005, 10:02 PM

With the economy the way it is today your lucky you get soup![/homer]

The Naitch

05-19-2005, 11:39 PM

So how come Jack Icon and Hateman came back? (which is a good thing btw) :y:

Kapoutman

05-19-2005, 11:58 PM

*In the parking lot, things are looking weak for FTW.*

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Icon: Wow. Mendez, you shouldn't have done what you just did.

Vic: Yeah, you're lucky to still be alive. A lesser man would have perished after the tenth bottle of Jack Daniel's. What pushed you to do this?

Mendez: Well, what do you know? My wife was serious. She took away the kid after I drank only to barf in front of Hateman's locker room. So I drank again to numb the pain.

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Icon: It's all right old friend. Take care. Take the night off at the hotel, watch a porno on PPV and have a good sleep. I won't come since I have matters to take care of, but Vic will be your designated driver.

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Vic: Are you sure you're gonna be OK, Jack? I heard that Nowhere Man sanctioned that Last Man Standing Match after all.

Jack: Don't worry, I have a back-up plan. Just watch me on TV and appreciate.

Vic: All right. Take care, and don't do anything stupid. Like signing for a sequel to "Thunderlips in Paradise".

Jack: Don't worry. Just before you go, do you have a roll of quarter I could borrow?

Vic: Sure.

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Icon: All right. Now I really am alone. It's gonan feel weird in the bed tonight. Now it's time to get back at The Hateman.

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*Jack picks up his cell phone.*

Icon: Yeah. It's Jack...Be here in 5 minutes...All right, make it ten minutes...Who cares who's wife it is, just finish, put on your pants and get to the arena...Bring your brother with you...

****COMMERCIAL BREAK****

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*Back from the break, "I Wanna Riot" by Rancid hits as "Action" Jack Icon makes his way to the ring. He is followed by a nameless jobber.*

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*All right, so the guy isn't nameless after all. The bell rings.*

Announcer: The next match is a...LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! To my right...from Hollywood, California..."ACTION" JACK ICON! To my left...ah, who cares.

*The match is underway.*

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*Icon grabs the poor guy for the ROLL OF QUARTER TO THE FACE! 1..2...3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10! It's over! Jack celebrates and picks up a microphone, with the poor guy still in the ring.*

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Icon: This was just to show The Hateman what will happen at Forum Frenzy. Now, since he managed to get what he want, I would like to call him out RIGHT NOW for one of those famous "staredown", which would fit well in a hype video.

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*Out comes the Hateman...*

Hateman: What do you want, Jack? You know damn well I could just throw you through a wall like I did before.

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Icon: Hold on brother. I brought you here for one simple reason. I want you to know that at Forum Frenzy, I will put you down for the count faster than it took me to "pin" that chick in "No Moves Banned". I will be victorious. Believe me, at Forum Frenzy, you will last all of...what...about THREE MINUTES. Wait, did I just hear myself say "Three Minutes?"

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*Out comes the famous tag team "Three Minutes Caution" for the run-in!*

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*The strategy obviously doesn't work, as Hateman brought a crowbar with him.*

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*Jack all of a sudden feels courageous.*

Jack: All right Hateman. My brilliant run-in plan didn't work. So let's do this MANO A MANO, one on one.

*The following scene is of a violence so powerful that I dare not show it here.*

*Minutes later, back at the hotel.*

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Icon: Help me Vic. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

Vic: What happened?

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Icon: I just "forgot" he had a crowbar and I didn't.

Vic: Sick.

Icon: I'm telling you, it's the LAST TIME I go out there alone.

***End***

Gone Mad

05-20-2005, 12:08 AM

** MadMan is shown in a room, with a smile on his face. **
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MadMan: Oh. HELLO! It is I, the Mad One once again and I decided to show you all the match you all have been waiting to see! Yes, it is the match for the TNA championship, the Crippler, Azriel, the current champ, Innovator, and me... the Mad One, the TRUE Super-Beast, and the NEXT TNA.... CHAMPION! They will battle against me, MadMan!

I know, how is this match possible if none of us can cross paths or even get near one another. Well, there is something called... a reanactment??? So please enjoy an example of what WILL happen at Forum Frenzy: Azriel v. MadMan v. Innovator, for the TNA Heavyweight Championship, with your commentators on this match...

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ME! And my MadWife!

**Bell rings as the match on the tape starts. **
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MadMan: Alright and here we go, looks like Innovator and Azriel have made it into the ring. Wife, what do you think about these two competitors?

MadWife: Meh.

MadMan: WOW! I fully agree with those comments you have just made. Impartial and to the point. And here we go... here comes MADMAN!!!

**SuperBeast plays and out comes MadMan.. on the video. **
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MadMan: WHAT AN OVATION FOR THE MADMAN! Hell, I'm cheering for him!

MadWife: Sounds like boos to me..

MadMan: WOW! You sure are hearing things, little one. I hear... "BOOOO-yah!! BOOOOO-yah! ....And MadMan rules all " ..Psh, silly, sexy woman.

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MadWife: And it looks like Innovator or Azriel have the first strike..

MadMan: He let them, look at them. They are trying SOOOOO hard, like a bunch of new born pups. Oh, Wife, isn't THE MAD ONE A SEXY BEAST???

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MadWife: Ooh, I think we can talk about it later.

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MadMan: What? C'mon, not like anything is going on in this match. Oh, MadMan just took out Azriel with a GONNER INTO A SPINEBUSTER ! WOW.. you were saying?

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MadWife: Oh, nothing! Azriel looks like he's out, and MadMan just beats him up abit more. MadMan is cleaning house!

MadMan: No, it's more like Castle, not house. We live in a castle. Ooh, what is Mr. Vator doing over there? Oh, MadMan just caught him and--

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A MAD-DRIVER THRU THE TABLE! GOOD GOD! THAT TABLE ISN'T MADE OF CHICKEN McNUGGETS, YA KNOW!!

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MadWife: What's this, the ref is saying that MadMan wins by default, and is now the TNA CHAMPION!!

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MadMan: Wow, he really beat them up badly, they just QUIT. How about that? There's a sale at Home Depot. Oh, and MadMan won, blah blah, what else is new? Ah, yes! NOW, HE IS THE CHAMP!!

**Back to the room.**
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MadWife: What a great match and a gallant try by Azriel and Innovator.

MadMan: Yeah, gallant as in "completely sucky". I expected them to do better, or at least, mildly sucky. Oh, well! Anyways, there you have it, that is what will happen at the Frenzy.

And you can trust us on that!

**fade to black.**

Johnny Vegas

05-20-2005, 12:32 AM

**Johnny "Mr. Entertainment" Vegas is seen with his <s>bitch</s> girl backstage...Ya'll niggas need to watch.....listen...**

VEGAS: Well baby, i got this match coming up for the VBX title...and GUESS WHO just happens to be in it!! What the hell, first he spits in my face, then he grows his hair out & s***, then talks about solvin' our stuff over some *** DAMN TEA! Would you tell this nigga the only tea i drank is from Bonjangles!!

**crowd laughs**

VIVA: I know baby, i dont know what is on his mind. For the past weeks, he's been on a emotional rollercoaster. Maybe you should listen to what he has to s....

VEGAS: NUH UH, dont even say it...... :roll: ....i swear, you women and ya lifetime movies......oh yea, and tell ya girlfriend Mary to stop talkin to me in my face..her breath smell like yesterday...

VIVA: :mad:

VEGAS: But on some real s***, Paul trippin..he ain't gangsta like he used to be....he on the "Carlton Banks" s*** now...

VIVA: I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens..now baby, you have another shot at this title so please concentrate on that more... :yes:

VEGAS: Yea, i guess...besides, this company needs a new champion for the people and by the people...after all, i am the "Godson" of TNA..

VIVA: :wtf:

VEGAS: Nigga, don't you gotta call somebody.....Oh, turn around baby..CAMERA!

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05-20-2005, 10:27 AM

I am pleased to report that LK is back in business. Computer was sorted. I forgot my password and couldn't get access to my e-mails. But now everything is cool.

05-20-2005, 12:14 PM

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JR: It has been announced that at Fourm Frenzy, LK will defend his IC title against A.C Slater. But there have been rumours as to why that is. Well we got to have a talk with the Intercontinental Champion earlier today.

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JR: LK, there have been rumours spreading that you requested that your match on Raw would be cancelled. Are these rumours accurate?

LK: JR, I will admit that recently, I have not been in the best of shape. As you know I was attacked by that guy the Dub hired. To be quite honest my knee was not feeling too good. Wrestling the Dub at Cool Breaze was probably not the best way to go but I did and I won. When the match was over I struggled to the back and realised how serious it could have been. I knew that something needed to be done. So I went to see a specialist and he advised that it would be best if I rested for a month. If I didn't then my knee would have gotten worse and I probably would have required surgery.

So I decided that I should take a little time off to recouperate. I asked the Dude about a week ago just after I saw the doctor and he said it was okay. So we both agreed that it would be best if the match was postponed until Forum Frenzy.

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King: So what will your condition be at Forum Frenzy?

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LK: The specialist told me that with adequate rest my knee will be 100% by Forum Frenzy. So I will be fine to defend my Intercontinental title and I will be involved in the Forum Frenzy match.

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JR: What are your thoughts on your opponent?

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LK: I have said it before and I will say it again. Slater is certainly the most unique opponent that I have faced. But I'm quite sure that I can beat him. I want to hold this title as long as possible.

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JR: And finally what do you think of your chances in the Forum Frenzy match?

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LK: JR, King, any C-fedder wants to be the TNA Champion and I am no different. Last year I couldn't get through the match. But this year I am a new force to be dealt with. I think everyone would agree that this year I have a much greater chance. Last year I didn't really have what it takes. But I think that this last year has given me great experience and has really improved me. Now I am going to go into the Fourm Frenzy match with the the aim of being the last man in that ring when the bell sounds. I will enter as the Intercontinental Champion and I will leave as the Intercontinental Champ and the number one contender. Azriel, Madman or Innovator should watch out. I am determined to go onto Forum Mania as the number one contender and achieve my ultimate goal. To unify the IC and World titles. This is my aim and I will do whatever I can to accomplish it.

Savior

05-20-2005, 12:33 PM

:lol: @ vegas promo.

Innovator

05-20-2005, 07:42 PM

*Innovator at a autograph appearance*

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Danny Doring: Can I join TNA?

Innovator: ....no

Doring: ... please....I'll do anything, I'll job to Paul even

Innovator: thats disgraceful man...

Amish Streetdead: Are you gonna eat that chair?

Innovator: Uh I don't think you can-

Streetdead: Wanna split it?

The Naitch

05-20-2005, 09:46 PM

Savior

05-20-2005, 10:14 PM

*Paul comes out to a chorus of boos...no better yet a verse of boos*
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Paul: Please please calm down. Now I have a rumble entry match coming up next but I'd like to say a few words to this great town of Rimjob Town
*Rimjob town pops*
Paul: Now I don't really like you guys-
*Booo*
Paul: :mad: SHUT UP!
*Boooooooooooooooo*
*Paul waits*
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Paul: Ok now ever since the being of TNA the Champion has either been 1 of 2 things, A Kliq member...or a Nobody Member. Now in the slight change our current Champ pulls through his triple threat. I will be the one to break this awful trend. I will draw more then Innovator could ever do!
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You think can make a joke out of me? The only thing your making a joke out of is that belt! You are a disgrace to the former champions! Radd must be turning in his grave! I will-
*Jobbers music hits*
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*Dancing Queen enters the arena*
ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH

*Paul Grabs D.Q.s head and bashes it against the apron 3 times*
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King: Paul is climbing to the second rope.
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JR: I think he's going for his new finisher....
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JR: BAh gawd He just double foot stomped that young kids head!
King: Whats he call that?
JR: Brain Damage! bah gawd!
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OOC: Hear that guys My new finisher is called brain Damage.

Nervous Ferret

05-20-2005, 10:17 PM

LOL. this whole thing is a swerve. Almost got it by me Paul, almost. It was a brilliant plan between you and NM, fake heat, "retire" go to "XWC", get in the Rumble, seem to not care bout anything, and then in the biggest SWERVE ever you WIN the Rumble.

almost Paul, almost. But that promo gave it away.

Innovator

05-20-2005, 11:45 PM

*the ring is set up with a shitload...poopload of weapons in the ring*

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JR: What is this demonic structure set up in the ring?! WHO IS THE SICK AND TWISTED MIND BEHIND THIS?!

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.mp3

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*Innovator emerges ... cmon who else would it be...me and Paulie are the only ones promoing dammit*

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Innovator: It seems that I struck a cord and upset Paul, if he should be upset with someone he should take a look in the mirror. Thats all I'm gonna say because you're not worth my time.

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Innovator: This structure is only fit for one demonic and twisted as myself. This is Innovator's House of Fun. Now I can't touch Madman or Azriel, so any man in the back...any man who wants to attempt to fulfill his destiny, step into my playground.

WHOA WHOA WHOA INNOVATIVE CAT

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Dude: There is nothing Groovy about that setup in the ring Daddy-O. I cannot, as GM of RAW, sanction anyone to step into that ring with a hardcore icon such as yourself.

Crowd: WE WANT BLOODSHED! *clap clap clap clap clap* WE WANT BLOODSHED! *clap clap clap clap clap* WE WANT BLOODSHED! *clap clap clap clap clap*

Dude: Innovator please do not defy my authority bra

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Innovator: If you want me to defy his authority, quote the Innovator Nevermore

Crowd: NEVERMORE!

Innovator: What?

Crowd: NEVERMORE!

Innovator: Que?

Crowd: Nunca Mas!

*With that, a challenger enters the arena...what an idiot*

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*Innovator raises his eyebrows...leading his face to become busted open*

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1

2

3

Winner: Innovator

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Innovator: Madman, Azriel, I can say to you both the cliched line "it's going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you", but that would be a lie. At Forum Frenzy, it's going to hurt you so much more than it will hurt me. I'm a warrior, I'm a CFED icon, the slaughterer of CFED souls that God, Buddha, and Allah are working overtime having a hardtime keeping score. Azriel may have the opportunity to be spared, but there is no such luxury for Madman. Madman you must die so other's may live. You're in my way to Championship Immortality. You will be terminated with extreme prejudice...so it's been said, so it shall come pass, Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.

Savior

05-20-2005, 11:59 PM

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Paul: Boy what a great match outsider there's nothing like proving how tough your are by beating up someone who can't fight with a chair.

PureHatred

05-21-2005, 01:44 AM

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The HateMan and Jim stand backstage giving an exclusive interview to 'Spleen' Gene Oberfeld....

Gene: With Forum Frenzyfast approaching, all the TNA fans are wondering...HateMan, how did you get The Dude to sancion your Last Man Standing match with 'Action' Jack Icon.

HateMan: Good question, Gene. See..The Dude was worried about the restraining order Icon had filed..so we had to take him to court to reverse the decision first. So we...damn it, Jim, what are you laughing at?

Jim: I just saw the new Jennifer Lopez movie. Three words. GE-Ni-US.

HateMan: Fag. ...anyway, roll the flashback footage....

A FEW DAYS EARLIER.....

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Kaffee: So, let me get this straight...you were using that restraining order and the 'creative control' clause in your contract, not bcause you were afriad of the Hateman, but because you were doing what's best for the company?

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Icon: that's right, dude. The Icon is a Hollywood star, jack! People want to see me fighting for world titles. Not fighting against boring Canadians like The HateMan, brother. I'm bigger than Star Wars....

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...when my last Hollywood spectacular <s>went straight to video</s> opened nationwide, people were waiting in line dressed like me...

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...Jack Icon PUTS ASSES IN THE SEATS!!! I'm a headliner. I can beat The Hateman whenever I want. But why waste my time, dude?

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Kaffee:So you can beat HateMan whenever you want....then why were there so many run-ins at Cool Breeze?

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Icon: Huh?

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Kaffee: If you can beat HateMan at will, then why were there so many run-ins? You have creative control, you can use your influence on The Dude, you used a court order to stop the rematch...why the contradicting orders???

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Icon: I don't have to sit here....

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Kaffee: You wouldn't have used a court order if you thought you could win the rematc...THAT'S WHY YOU ORDERED THE RUN-IN AT COOL BREEZE ...THAT'S WHY YOU USED YOUR CREATIVE CONTROL CLAUSE...THATS WHY YOU SNUCK OFF TO XWC...

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Icon: You want answers????

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Kaffee: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!!

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Icon:You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world of buy-rates and TV ratings. And people turn on their set to be entertained...not to watch 'technical wrestling.' Who's gonna get them to watch? You, Lt. Kaffeee? ...

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You, Harvey Birdman??

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I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for people like The HateMan, and Big Van Vadron, and The Wacko Man because I used my pull to squash their caeers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that my career, while cheesy and defined by my laziness and egomania, made milions for this industry....You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you know that you, the HateMan, hell, no one in captioning would have a job today without me.

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Kaffee: DID YOU ORDER THE RUN-INS???

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Icon: YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID!!!!

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Kaffee: Whoah. :wtf:

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Icon: Yeah..sorry, got carried away there.

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Kaffee: I rest my case.

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Judge Judy: You go girl!!....I hereby lift the restraining order....y'll muthafuckas got thirty days to get to rasslin.....CUZ JUDGE JUDY SAYS SO!!!!

THE LAST MAN STANDING MATCH IS ON. HOW WILL THE HATEMAN GET READY!!!!!!????

05-21-2005, 08:02 AM

*LK's music hits and out comes the IC champ to a a great pop*

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*He takes a mic and gets in the ring*

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LK: Alright, TNA Forum Frenzy is just around the corner. Now I have got a match with A.C Slater for my Intercontinental title. But to be quite honest, I'm not really bothered about that tonight. You know, I have had a pretty bad month with my injury but it's feeling a lot better. I can talk about Slater some other time but I just want to have a talk about the upcoming PPV, Forum Frenzy. Or more specifically the Forum Frenzy match. The winner gets a title shot at Forum Mania 3. Now I couldn't help but notice on Raw that there was a match to determine who would enter the match as the last participant. The Dub was the one who got that slot. *Crowd boo at the mention of the Dub* Now me and the Dub have some issues which I think need to be taken care of. I mean after all, he was the guy that basically hired someone to put a beating on me. Well I would appreciate it if the Dub could come on out right now.

*There is a little wait but then the Dub's music hits and the limo appears*

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*Then the man appears*

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Dub: LK, how's the knee holding up? I hope you remmeber that last time I faced you I nearly crippled you. You don't want to make the same mistake twice. So forget this idea that you have of challenging me tonight because I don't want to have to put another beating on you that will end your career just yet.

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LK: Dub, you seem to have misunderstood the situation. Tonight I'm not really interested in fighting you. I just wanted you out here so I could deliver a message straight to you. You put me out of action for a month. And that is something that I cannot let go unpunished. I have made it clear that I have a few aims to try and acoomplish over the next few months. Let me tell you them. Number 1 - Win the Forum Frenzy match and go on to Forum Mania as the number one contender. Number 2 - At Forum Mania, unify the World and Intercontinental titles. But aim number 3 directly involves you. Number 3 - At Forum Frenzy, I will be the one who will eliminate you and throw you over the top rope and end you World title hopes.

*Crowd pop at the announcement*

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Dub: Is that so? Well I have a little announcement of my own to make. You see I anticipated that you would want to take me out. So I took out a little insurance. And it will guarantee that you don't make it Forum Frenzy. Well I better get going but I think that you should start looking over your shoulder. After all who knows when the insurance might strike? Could be tonight, could be next week or maybe NOW!

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JR: Is that Baldy McFatterson?!! He's the same guy that attacked LK last time!!

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*Dub is delighted that his plan is working perfectly*

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*In fact he is so happy that he lights up a cigar and takes a beer to toast the plan*

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*But LK fights back and takes him down with a STO*

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*Then finishes him off with a Killer Clash*

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*To the Dubs despair, LK has ruined his plan*

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LK: Dub, I guarantee that at Forum Frenzy I will hit you with the Killer Clash and I will personally throw you over the top rope! There is nothing you can do about. You cannot stop the future. And the future is now!

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Crowd: The future is Legend Killer!!!

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

05-21-2005, 04:41 PM

KIDS...

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SAY NO TO DRUGS.

Innovator

05-21-2005, 10:46 PM

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Cheetah: So you're the big TNA World Champion right?

Innovator: So you're the big NCW slut right?

Cheetah: ooooo you know everything about me! That really turns me on...

Innovator: Actually Cheetah I have a question for you. Since you've been with every man in the NCW organization, how many STDs do you have?

Cheetah: ....hmmm...started out with herpes, crabs from Jackal, the clap from Naitch....then clap again from Splaya

The Answer

05-23-2005, 12:34 AM

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The Answer makes his way down to ringside and grabs a mic

Answer: Man, I can't believe it im 0-2 here at TNA and it looks like the Answer is having trouble finishing off opponents. I mean first Chuck Jones escapes from my grasp and than the Dub uses a steel chair to take me out. It looks as though the Answer has a real problem here but their is an easy way to solve this problem. How you say? By having a strong performance in the Forum Frenzy match up. Now I may not win the match but my sole purpose will be to prove that the Answer should be taken seriously at TNA and will one day be moving into title contention.

Answer: Now let's get this week's addition of the Answer's question going

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Answer: This week my guest will be the man that will be challenging the Legend Killer for his Intercontinental championship. I present A.C Slater

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Answer: Now A.C I know your not much of a talker but what makes you think you can succesfully defeat the Legend Killer for his IC Belt

Slater: Legend Killer has never faced a man with my strength and intensity, he will bow before me and his title will be mine.

(All of a sudden)

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(Legend Killer makes his way down to ringside and grabs a mic)

LK: Now don't I feel priviliged, im on the Answer's Question.

Answer: You should feel privilgized this is the hottest segment in TNA right now. Now state your buisness.

LK: My buisness out here is plain and simple. A.C Slater is not in my league. I mean look at him is this what TNA wants to call a champion? An overweight mask wearing freak. I mean look at me im phenomenal in and out of the ring. Im a true champion not this freak

(A.C Slater infuriated by the LK comments charges him)

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(The Answer quickly gets out of the ring and into the fans)

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(Legend Killer hits a devasting move on Slater that has Slater done)

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Legend Killer is about to leave the ring when suddenly

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The Answer hits a single leg drop kick and follows up with the "Game Over"

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(The Answer grabs a mic)

Answer: I guess I made an impact earlier than I thought. Enjoy your match guys

(The Answer leaves the ring)

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Gone Mad

05-23-2005, 01:54 AM

*** "SUPER-BEAST" plays and here comes MadMan with his fake belt ! Crowd is booing, of course. ***
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**Now, with a mic..**
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MadMan: Hello, my people!

**BOOOO!!!**

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MadMan: I think that I have proved my point on why I NEED this belt. I think I have proved to the world that I am the next TNA champion. But Innovator and Azriel... they lure you sheeple in with their chants and whatnots, but look at this track record. I took out countless c-fedders from TNA. I broke their spirit and made them leave to NCW.

The list is endless... TRO, Slim, Radd, Disturbed, G. Fantana, James Steele! It goes on and on! They left because I intimidated them! I was the future and I scared them.

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So, Innovator... Azriel... you are the past, and I.... am the future. I am the future of this business. Take a look at why I am the future...

**Video on the Tron is shown **
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Rob E in the video: GONNER!!! GONNER !!! GONNER!!

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JR: GOOD LORD! This young kid is an unstoppable beast!

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King: MY GOD! He just became the number one contender !

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Dangerous: And that is why MadMan is TNA!

**Video is over and the shot returns to MadMan and everyone is booing. **
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Yeah... you see? Just like the PPV awhile back, I am here to stay! Now that I showed you the past, I can tell you about the future.. in the future, at Forum Frenzy, my reign as TNA champion will begin! This is where my reign will go on until this fed, TNA, goes out of business and only the gods know when that will happen!

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People will come to see who can take down the Mad One but no one can bring me down. I strive on pain, I strive on anger, on fear, and hatred. You think you can defeat me? Well.... you just made me stronger. The stronger you think you are, the faster you shall fall.

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And not only will I win the main event, I WILL win the rumble match, just to show all of you Mad Holes that there is no competition against me, besides myself! Only I will be champ in this lifetime, and all of you--- LK, Dub, Zack, Roider, Mahagee, anyone else --- you can try, but I will win! So I will win these matches and go all the way to the main event at the next PPV, because simply put....

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I AM ... THE MAIN EVENT!

At Forum Frenzy, there will be only MadMan. I am the Main Event, I am the Faction, and I am... TNA.

And I know this because...

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In MadMan..... I TRUST!!!

**fade to black**

Savior

05-24-2005, 03:15 PM

John knoname: I'm glad I ran into you Paul I-
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Paul: I can't believe innovator that cocky son of a bitch
*booooooo*
Paul: I sorry but what he said is not right.

John: What did he say?

PAUL: On Azriel Website and I quote,
Were you pissed that it took you this long to get to the World Title scene?
what do you feel when people call you the workrate of TNA, even though I'm the champ and you're not?
Who does he think he is? some sort of wrestling_god? No I am the work rate of TNA not him not Azriel! I give my life to this business to make it better. He comes in as some young buck and acts like I have to look up to him. I have to look up to no one. I look up to Nowhereman because he is wise and my boss. I thrust him I know he'll do what is right for the business. HE IS MY BEST FRIEND and doesn't deserve to have punks like Innovator disgracing his title or punks running over his top stars.

John: How about your triple threat at frenzy?
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Paul: I am facing a friend and a limp dick juiced nazi. I go to the gym I don't juice up he does not desrve to have that title he deserves to have it stripped off him. I will help Nowhereman and this company by taking it off him.

Innovator

05-24-2005, 05:24 PM

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PDD: Good showing champ

Innovaty: Did I get him?

Big Vic: Yeah man he'll be feeling you tomorrow...Innovaty the Body

Innovaty: Man I gotta find a new gimmick, this has mid-card written all over it, now I know how that guy Paul the Wall feels

PDD: Ahahaha, you said it baby!

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Innovaty: Yeah Madman baby! You think you're the sexy beast around TNA son, well you are no match for Innovaty the Body baby! Hehehehe, the true sexy beast of TNA, the dude bruisin', convertible cruisin', title belt wearin, midcard darin', complexion fairin' son of a pickle, a very sexy pickle at that, is going to show you and Azriel just what being TNA champ is aaaallll about. Bank on it baby!

.............

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*Innovator wakes up*

Innovator:....what the fuck was that?

The Dub

05-24-2005, 05:58 PM

The following has been paid for by friends and supporters of The Dub.

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Dub:I'm out here in beautiful Central Park shooting the breeze, just thinking of how great TNA will be when I become TNA champion. I know that the general consensus in the TNA locker room is that LK's got The Dub's number. That The Dub cannot defeat LK. Well, the truth of the matter is this: to be like The Dub, you have to take risks. No successful businessman like myself would be where they are today without taking risks. I never asked for a rematch with LK. I gave up a second opportunity to regain the IC title to go after the greatest prize in TNA. My plan is already coming into place. I will be the last entrant into the Frenzy. It seems though that LK is talking some big talk about how he's gonna personally eliminate The Dub because I put him on the shelf. LK, you'll be lucky to still be in the Frenzy once I enter. Remember, I am the last entrant!

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Dub:LK, just in case you are lucky enough to still be in the Frenzy when I get there, your ass belongs to The Dub! No one makes guarantees around here but me! At Forum Frenzy, my hand will be raised in victory, and my golden opportunity will be waiting for me at Forum Mania III.

The preceding has been paid for by friends and supporters of the next TNA champion, The Dub.

Azriel

05-24-2005, 06:33 PM

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Larry King: Hello friends and welcome to another edition of Larry King live. Tonight, we are joined by special guest, TNA superstar Azriel, who in a few short weeks will be competing against Innovator and Madman for the World Title at Forum Frenzy. Azriel, thank you for joining us.

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Azriel: Thanks for having me Larry.

Larry: In a few short weeks, you will be in a triple threat match against Innovator and Madman for the World Title. What are your thoughts on your opponents for this match.

Azriel: I have nothing but respect and admiration for the World Champ Innovator, but I will put all that aside to win the most coveted award in C-Fedding today: the TNA World title. Now Madman, I hate with a passion, and I will not waste an opportunity to destroy him in our match.

Larry: Many people have said this could be the most explosive match in C-fed history, so we took this opportunity to go around the TNA lockerroom and ask various TNA stars who they thought would win this historic match.

A pre-recorded video is shown

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Larry: JR and Jerry, you two have called many exciting matches in your career, this has got to be one of the most exhilirating.

JR: It sure will be Larry. This match will be too close to call. All three of these stars are the future of this industry. Its hard to pick a clear winner, but chances are that it'll change this company forever.

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Larry: Evil Rick, what are your thoughts on this match?

Rick: I should be in this match most definitely. I'm the evilest superstar in the whole roster. You know, I cut off all your suspenders Larry? Thats just how EVIL I am.

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Larry: TS6, as one of the newest stars in TNA, what do you think about this match?

TS6: The question is irrelevant. All three competitors are lower life based forms. They will all be destroyed and I will become World Champion.

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Driver: Azriel's going to win that match hands down.

Dub: Nobody asked you worm, and how dare you even think that waste of talent Azriel would even be worthy to hold the TNA title. If any of those competitors, Madman has got the goods to win, but he will lose it once he faces me because I will become the number one contender at Forum Frenzy.

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Slater: A-man treat me well since I came here. Has never stabbed me in the back like Madman. Azriel will win at Frenzy. VALLEY SUCKS!

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Larry: I guess it's pointless to ask who you'll be rooting for.

NM: Naturally, my allegiance is to Innovator, but if any of the other two can beat him, it's Azriel. Unlike Madman, Azriel understands the mindset of Innovator. He has faced Innovator before. He has been to the darkside and lived to tell the tale. Madman is naive and stupid. He knows not what he's getting in to. Azriel will be World Champion one day, but not at Forum Frenzy.

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MVP: Azriel has been waiting for this day all his life. He's one of the fiercest competitors I've ever seen in that ring, even though I haven't had many opportunities to face him one on one in that ring. Does he deserve to win? Yes. Will he win? Time will tell. But whoever wins, know this one thing, MVP is ready to come back and reclaim that title, and I will win it again.

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Dude: It would be unfair of me to speculate who will win, but King Dude, let me tell you one thing. Madman and Azriel are in this match because they deserve it. Despite what Madman did, he has shown to be one of the future stars of this company, and Azriel is a no brainer. He's the heart and soul of this company, and I am going to make a bold prediction. Whoever doesn't win the title, one of the other two competitors will most likely win the Rumble.

Video ends

Larry: There you have it. When we come back, NCW stars speak out on their competition and will speak out on who will win this intense match.

Stay tuned for Part II tomorrow

Savior

05-24-2005, 07:26 PM

*Paul in NMs office after seeing the Innovaotr promo*
Paul: ARGH!
*Paul flips over a table*
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Paul: INNOVATOR IF YOU WIN YOUR MATCH EXPECT TO SEE ME AT MANIA!

NM: Have you been going to conciling like I said?

Paul: ......yes?

NM: Do I need some one to escourt you there?

Paul: Ok I'll go. :(

Innovator

05-24-2005, 08:11 PM

it was a dream bro

Gone Mad

05-24-2005, 09:09 PM

---- Slater is shown on the Tron and people go bananas for the Monster from Bayside! ----
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Slater: Helllllooo, Sladies! Big Ol' Slater here, and I just wanted to say that Forum Frenzy, I will win title and money and candy! Legend Koopa, you think you are sexy boy, well... YOU ARE! I LOVE YOU... TO THE EXTREME!!!

But at Freaky Forum FunkyTown, I will win your shiny belt and stick it straight up my mantle.... ASS!!

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Also at Final Fantasy Frenzy, I know Nobodies will win everything because I AM A NOBODY! And Azz-- Azur... Batma... App... A-man, will win the TNA belt! OH, IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE, PREPPIE! And about Taco Be--

SHUT THE HELL UP!

--- Rob E. Dangerous comes out ---
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Dangerous: Oh, GOD! My "other" client. You know, I thought you would amount to something.. too bad you never SHUT UP! But... I can change that, because I am Robbie Ezekial Dangerous . Listen to this. A.C Slater... the next IC champ... and ... TAG CHAMPION!!!

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Slater: I'm listening....

....to HOT SUNDAE!!! :D :wtf: :drool: :y: :nono: :love: :shifty:

SWERVED!

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Dangerous: ...shut up.

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Slater: Yes, 'im.

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Dangerous: What I am saying is... I can get you the IC belt and I can get you the tag belt. And I know the perfect person to be your partner...

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Slater: PREPPIE ????????????????????????

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Dangerous: Actually.. yeah. If you want, whatever. Slater and Office P-- I mean, Zack.... THE BAYSIDE HEARTTHROBS!!!

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Slater: YOU COULD DO THAT??? ME AND OFFICE P--I mean, Zack??

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Dangerous: Well.. he kinda doesn't like ya... SURE! Sooo... whaddaya say?? Let me be your manager again! Trust me, I will make you famous! Hell, you could own iguana land or whatever you like... since you're weird and such..

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Slater: Hmmmm.... sorry, no. It would be nice, but YOU HURT PEOPLE! YOU HURT ME! AND NOW.. I HURT....

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BURN!!!

--Dangerous spontaneously combusts... because Slater sets him on fire ! ---
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Dangerous: NOOOOO!!!! AHHH!!! THIS FREAKIN' SUCKS!

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Slater: Um... it was MadMan... EKKK!! **runs away!**

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SEE SLATER NEXT IN "FAT DOUG'S SEXY PARTY", IF HE REACHES BAIL BY THAT TIME.

---end---

Savior

05-24-2005, 10:56 PM

it was a dream brodon currrr

Kapoutman

05-24-2005, 11:05 PM

*We are now...LIVE! No time for fancy intros, let's join FTW in the TNA arena, as they are entering to "I Wanna Riot" by Rancid. I'm saying it again just in case I didn't hammer the point that they have a new theme enough.*

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Mendez: Dude, that new theme titled "I WANNA RIOT" by RANCID really is awesome.

Icon: Indeed.

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Icon: So...You know what Mendez, I was *this* close to starting the promo, but...what kind of a look is that on your face?

Mendez: How can I put it simply....It's the look of a man who should have believed his doctor when he was told that too much alcohol could cause bladder control problems.

Icon: Gross.

Vic: Look, I'm gonna act like I didn't even hear that. That's too much for my brain.

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Icon: Welllll...Last time you saw me, my plan to bring down the Hateman before our Last Man Standing match didn't go so well. That is why I decided to make it simple. It is so simple yet effective that even Mendez can explain it.

Mendez: Yeah. Here's the plan. HANDCUFFS AND A DOUBLE PLASTIC DONG.

Vic: Whoops. Look at me guys. I didn't hear that either.

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Icon: [Faint voice] Dude, that was the plan for the ring rats after the show.

Mendez: [Faint voice] I'm sorry. I should have paid attention to what you were saying. I was a bit distracted.

Vic: [Faint voice] You too? You mean you too saw that chick flashing us?

Icon: BOOBIES? Where?

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Mendez: Just over there. Center row.

Icon: Jose, that's my daughter. Hands off.

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Mendez: OVER HERE BROOKE. COME SIT ON UNCLE JOSE'S LAP.

Vic: Jack, care to give me a double of your home keys? Just for security purposes. :shifty:

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Icon: Anyway, back to the point. Here's the plan for The Hateman: A lead pipe, Jose and Vic. That's it. You are going down pal, and then, I'll enter the Forum Frenzy fresh as a rose.

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Icon: Our plan for the Forum Frenzy match is even better. In the days prior to the event, FTW will administer a serious beating to ANYONE who is scheduled to enter the match. You guys in the locker room better beware. Three on one is never good odds.

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Icon: Then, on the day of the Frenzy, FTW will easily clean up the house before awarding the match to "ACTION" JACK ICON. From there, it's Forum Mania and the World Championship. A walk in the park, really.

Mendez: Jack, I am SO hoping your daughter does that again.

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Icon: Mendez, I love you like a brother, but let me put it this way. You look at my daughter again and I cut your wiener off.

Mendez: All right. I got a pair of scissors in my pocket if you need. DAMN.

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Icon: I had enough. BROOKE DAMMIT. PUT ON A SHIRT OR YOU'RE GROUNDED. YEAH, NO MTV MOVIE AWARDS FOR YOU. I'LL GO ALONE.

Mendez: Calm down Jack, I promise I won't do anything.

Vic: You're not even invited to the awards anyway. "Subteranean Commando" didn't make the nominees list. Look at the surprised look on my face.

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Mendez: You gotta admit she's a total skank though.

Icon: Oh yeah, I'd definately hit that.

Vic: My angry facial expression is actually trying to hide the disgust your last sentence created, Jack.

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Icon: All right, let's go back before I burst an artery or something. Good job guys, we looked badass today.

Mendez: I pissed myself when we first started this promo.

Vic: Let's call it a semi-success.

Nowhere Man

05-25-2005, 02:38 PM

don currrr

Speak English, boy!

Anyways, I'm really digging everyone's promos so far, especially out of my top three. I oughta do 'Nowhere's Choice' more often!

Tomorrow night I start work on the Frenzy, and with any luck, it could be up by the end of the week. (But don't quote me on that)

Savior

05-25-2005, 03:31 PM

I like Icon the best and his daughter. ;)

Johnny Vegas

05-25-2005, 07:15 PM

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<i>Easier To Run - Linkin Park hits as Johnny Vegas and Viva come out to a loud pop. He goes to the ring and gets a mic....pay attention whores..</i>

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Vegas: Tonight, i have an announcement to make to the entire world....As you know, i was supposed to be VBX champ by now but that damn PAUL would not keep his damn fork from my plate! But tonight, i want to raise the stakes a lil bit bitches.....If i do not come out of that match winning the VBX title, then VIVA will be the winner's slave for an entire TNA RAW! She WILL do anything the winner wants!

<i>**Viva looks at JV with a puzzled and "what the f*** are you doing bitch?!" face**</i>

<img src="http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/divasdelight/WWELita/L01.jpg" height="400" width="400">

Vegas: <i>**whispering**<i/> Baby, it's in the bag..we'll talk about it later..

Viva: You DAMN RIGHT we are going to talk about it later!! In fact, why don't we talk about how you haven't WON a match since being in TNA huh!?!?! I can't hang around a LOSER week in and week out!

Vegas: Look bit....woman, my own MOMMA don't call me that s***....I'm gonna show you and the whole damn world that i, the GODSON of TNA, am in debt of being the TNA VBX CHAMPION...and when i win it, we'll see who will be hangin' with who...!

Viva: :roll:

Vegas: These challengers im facing for the title are nothing but ASS-SWEAT to me! <i>**crowd pops and laughs**</i> And when i win the title, there will be a new era..the GODSON era...and to those who don't believe in the GODSON, <u>Make like a Cop, and CUFF 'EM!</u>

<i>**JV drops the mic and he leaves and Viva is following behind him, looking like she is going to be on the Maury show**</i>

Bazooka

05-25-2005, 10:52 PM

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A Nobodies Production:

Scene opens with Invisible crouching in a dark room.

**Huge POP**

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Invisible: "Lately my career has been within the Nobodies, and this is where I stay... I am a tag team champion with Mahagee and am enjoying what I do. I've traveled many paths in my tenure within TNA, I've done everything I ever wanted, from winning the world title, to winning these tag titles in the TLC matches among other accomplishments."

Invisible puts on his tag title and begins walking down the corridor

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Invisible: "But the Forum Frenzy is coming, and I realize what's on the line going into that match. I don't know whether I will win or not, but just like everyone else... I will do what I can. Unerringly, it doesn't really matter if I win the World title again, what's relevant is that the belt stays with us, stays with the Nobodies. "

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Invisible: "See, we share a brotherhood, the Nobodies... we have been through misery and defeat, but also triumph and prestige. When you enter the land of nowhere, possibilities are endless and we strive to reach for them at any given time.

…Just like this Forum Frenzy, everyone is a prospect, and they’re all gunning to win it and go on to meet the World champion at ForumMania. "

Invisible opens a door and begins walking through the mass of fans in the arena

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Invisible: "All of them have a chance to prevail in the frenzy, but the burning desire of reaching that level might just be as close as they get. It’s who proves themselves to them, and doesn’t remit what keeps them going… don't forget, it’s them, and the legion of Nobodies(fans) rule T-N-A."

**Big POP**

end of segment.

Kapoutman

05-25-2005, 11:09 PM

*Backstage, while a match is going on, FTW is about to deliver on their promise.*

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Icon: GUYS, I got big news. Invisible is having a match with some jobbers RIGHT NOW. That clown has big chances of winning the Forum Frenzy.

Mendez: All right. We scare the jobber and beat down Invisible RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Vic: Jack, can't you leave me alone when I'm on the toilet?

*Seconds later*

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Icon: There you go! Take that you big fake clown!

Vic: Some insult that was.

Mendez: I know guys, let me go on a drinking binge and I'll destroy his liver.

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Icon: We don't have time for that. Let Vic crush him instead.

Mendez: Am I drunk or are his hands blurry?

Vic: I learned that during a three weeks internship ay Mr. Myagi's karate school. Sweet, huh?

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Mendez: What should we do next?

Vic: CLOTHESLINES!

Icon: I'll go for the chicken dance instead. Its effects are devastating.

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Icon: Vic...What the HELL are you doing?

Vic: It's called "receiving favours". It feels pretty good and it breaks the victim's moral.

Mendez: Sweet, let me try!

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Vic: [SMACK!] All right, go for it.

Mendez: Thanks Vic, I'm sure it's gonna be...

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Mendez: ...AAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME HE'S GNAWING AT MY BAT!

Icon: Hit him in the eye! Target the eyes!

Vic: Woah. I'm not helping anybody if there's meat hanging out.

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Vic: Man, I know that face. That's what we call "snowballing".

Mendez: NO! HELLLLLLLLLLLP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Icon: You know, this is somewhat getting funny.

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Icon: All right, let's get back to work.

Mendez: GIMME THE LEAD PIPE! TAPE A JACKNIFE TO MY BOOTS! I'LL KILL HIM!

Vic: Relax, it's a beatdown, not an aggravated assault. We gotta pace ourselves if we wanna keep it legal.

Mendez: All right, pick him up so I can spit in his face...

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Mendez: ...Wait a minute, this doesn't look like Invisible.

Vic: He looks incredibly like a famous NCW wrestler.

Icon: You know, I think I haven't been this lost since I tried to read a proposed script for "Rocky & The Zombies: Appollo's Revenge".

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Vic: Are you sure this is TNA Arena? We shouldn't let Mendez drive us around anymore.

Mendez: I'm an amazing driver when sober. You wouldn't believe it.

Icon: Who cares. Let's get out of here before we get sued by some German dictator.

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Icon: I still got that lawsuit with my neighbours about my animals pooping on their lawns on my hands. I can only handle so much.

Vic: All right. Come here Mendez. We'll go to the rehab center's drive-thru. This kind of mistake cannot happen again.

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Mendez: I'm not feeling that bad actually. Let me climb in this space shuttle and I'll bring us back home.

Icon: WOAH THERE. Come back Jose, this is actually the ring we just left.

Mendez: You're kidding me, right? I swear I saw this space ship in E.T. before.

Savior

05-26-2005, 12:09 AM

Vic: Damn where did mendez go?
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Icon: Wait I think I hear him over here.
Menedez:...gotta find a needle
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Icon: This'll get him out!
Vic: he must be shooting up.
*chain hits window*
MENDEZ: AHHHHHHH!
Grease: lemme get some man!
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Vic: Grease get outta there before I call your parole officer!
Grease: Fuck you! You'll never live up to Icon!
Vic: Thats it menedez get outta there we need to teach grease a lesson
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Menedez: what?
Icon: Stay there watch this
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Truck: Beep beep beep
................
Grease (on phone):Hello mans man? guess what I just found-
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Menedez: My penezoil!

Savior

05-26-2005, 12:11 AM

I'm no where near kapout. :( In fact that wasn't really funny at all.....atleast we killed off grease.

Gone Mad

05-26-2005, 01:01 AM

*** Live via satellite from the Castle of Madness, it is the Mad One. Crowd boos as they watch on from the TNA Tron. ***
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MadMan: HELLO, MY MAD- PEEEEE--- HOLES!! I am here from my BEAUTIFUL castle with my BEAUTIFUL wife and my .... ex. YES, I am taking some time off from my training here in the dungeon to tell you---

I WILL WIN THE TNA CHAMPIONSHIP.

Honestly, who else has a dungeon? Honestly? Innovator has a closet and Azriel has a locker room! I rule them all! And at Forum Frenzy, I will rule over everyone, whether it be main event, rumble-like match, MadWife on a pole match, or even a good ol' arm wrestling match!

I will take on anyone and you will see once I get that belt, that no one, not even that little shit Mario can take me on...

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Look at him... in my castle... invading my home, trying to take away my MadWife. The man is on shrooms for the god's sake! I'll show him..

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*** GONNER TO THE MARIO BROTHER!!! ***

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....He thought this was a game. Innovator, Azriel... as you expected me to say... this is NOT a game. Forum Frenzy, this is the real deal, and so am I...

In MadMan, I trust.

**FADE TO BLACK**

------Thanks, ImageShack, even though you just screwed up on me! -------

Innovator

05-26-2005, 01:42 PM

*Innovator is seen backstage with Sluts McGee*

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Sluts: I am here with the TNA World Champion Innovator, do you have any interior motives by dissing Paul?

Innovator: ...Interior..........

Sluts: HI!

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Innovator: :wtf: Moving on...Paul has been trying to ride the proverbial coat tails of me ever since I came to TNA. He says I've never beaten him, he says be brought me into TNA. Paul to steal a line from a 4 star movie "your egos writing checks your body can't cash".

*Fans pop for the TOP GUN reference*

Innovator: You see after I succesfully defend my title against Azriel and Madman at Forum Frenzy, I have an open slot on TNA Raw is Groovy. Paul, at the Raw following the Frenzy, whether you win or lose the Frenzy itself, you will deal with the true CFED icon. I said it before, I am a killer, and a warrior, and a slaughterer of souls that even God, Allah, and Buddha, working overtime are having a hard time keeping score. Paul, be prepared to be exterminated with extreme prejudice. Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.

Kapoutman

05-26-2005, 10:38 PM

*Backstage, once again with FTW! Let's watch them execute their "flawless" plan concerning Forum Frenzy.*

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Icon: Brother, I got first rate infos. Another top Forum Frenzy contender, Legend Killer, is out there having a match RIGHT NOW.

Mendez: All right, so we go out there, take some weapons and make sure he doesn't leave on his feet, right?

Vic: I have a bad feeling about this.

Icon: Stop being so concerned, it will be fun anyways.

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Mendez: You sure it's the good guy this time?

Icon: Well, he's blacker than I imagined, but what do I know? My eyes aren't as good as they used to be, and I don't have my glasses on. Let's go anyway and not take any chance.

Mendez: Works for me.

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Icon: There you go. He's not gonna escape this beating.

Mendez: Hey Vic, don't stand there, come and help us!

Vic: Calm down. I gotta take my time before entering the ring. One false move and I could tear my quad. Gotta be careful with those things.

Mendez: Wait a minute I'll help you.

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Icon: That's right guys, leave me alone for this.

Mendez: I'm just gonna give him a hand. Lower the ropes and stuff.

Icon: Vic, you're a fucking sissy.

Vic: SHUT UP! I have feelings too. :'(

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Icon: WOAH! Look at this guys, I put him down with punches only! I RULE.

Vic: Are these brass knucks in your hand?

Icon: Why? Doesn't it count?

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Icon: All right, I'm taking a break. Go for it, Jose.

Vic: Jack, we can see your bald spot.

Icon: Holy crap, gotta get it off camera side.

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Icon: WATCH OUT HE'S RETALIATING!

Mendez: MATRIX ESCAPE!

Vic: ...what?!?

Icon: Kill me right now. I've seen everything.

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Icon: All right, let's finish this. Gimme the lead pipe.

*CLANG!*

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Icon: ...Vic, can you tell my why is Disturbed still in the ring?

Vic: ...that would mean we didn't leave the arena?

Mendez: That's strange, I could've sworn we went into the limo. We even slept there.

Icon: That's true, but did we ever start the engine?

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Vic: Then who's the black guy? I think we're gonna put TNA in deep shit.

Mendez: Who cares, this is such a good occasion to take a crap on his chest. I love kinky shit like that.

Icon: Let me call production. They'll do something about it.

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Icon: [Over cell phone] Yeah, this is Jack...Could you put...oh you saw it? Yeah....just a logo or something...Hide the guy or something...It will look like we knew what we were doing.

Vic: Great! Now we'll be able to air the segment on TNA TV anyway.

Mendez: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! It feels so good.

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Icon: Good job guys! It didn't help us in the least for the Forum Frenzy, but good job nonetheless!

Vic: Jack, can I talk to you in private?

Mendez: It's all right, I'll wait in the parking and sniff some gas.

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Icon: What is it Brotha?

Vic: I think we should do something about Mendez. He's ruining our image by exposing his body fluids everywhere on cable TV.

Icon: What do you want me to do about it?

Vic: I don't know, but he stinks and I can barely stand being next to him for more than a minute. His smell takes control of everything that approaches him.

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Icon: GEEZ! You're right! You smell like you just had sex with him! It's so much that I am losing my bandana!

Vic: ...That's beside the point. Can't you force him to take a shower or something? You are the boss.

Icon: I'll see what I can do.

Vic: Try to use tact. Don't hurt his feelings.

Innovator

05-26-2005, 10:49 PM

*Innovator's biggest fan meets his longtime hero*

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McLegend

05-26-2005, 11:01 PM

:lol:

Splaya

05-26-2005, 11:05 PM

Innovator + Savior at Mania= Low buyrates.

Innovator + Anyone else at Mania= Best Mania buyrates ever.

Gouda

05-26-2005, 11:47 PM

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[The scene opens up in Asal Oqab's secret subterranian lair. Asal has been working tirelessly at a lab station ever since the card. He has not left for days. Even the rate of henchmen deaths have slowed, as he focuses on his work. The henchmen population has grown rampantly as a result due to the lack of death and destruction of their beings.]

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Shomareh Yek: Sir.... Asal... I am worried about you, you have not slept for days.

Asal Oqab: Yes! Yes! My evil plan has finally come to a bitter, nightmarish reality! (but not bitter for me, just other people).

Behold, Shomareh, the fruits of my labour!!

[He holds up a small jar.]

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Shomareh Yek: ...

Asal Oqab: Vampire Mosquitoes!!

Shomareh Yek: Vampire Mosquitoes, sir?

Asal Oqab: Yes! I have bred them to indulge in a most unquenchable thirst for human blood! Now, I shall unleash them on this most unsuspecting arena and its inhabitants...

Shomareh Yek: Sir?

Asal Oqab: What is it?!

Shomareh Yek: Don't Mosquiotes already suck blood?

Asal Oqab: Indeed! And now I shall unleash them upon this most unsuspecting arena and let the TNA roster fall victim to their unquenchable thirst, thus ensuring my victory in the battle royale at Forum Frenzy!

Shomareh Yek: But what is to stop them from sucking OUR blood?

Asal Oqab: Fear not! for I also invented this!

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Asal Oqab: As long as we put that on, we shall be INVINCIBLE!! Put it on now!

[They put it on.]

Asal Oqab: Excellent! Now to behold their power! UNLEASH THE CREATURES!!

Henchmen: But what about us?

[Shomareh unleashes the swarm of Vampire Mosquitoes. They immediatley begin to attack and suck henchmen. Not in a sexual way,of course.]

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[Henchmen begin to fall to the ground in convulsions, no doubt brought on by the many diseases that Asal happened to fill the Vampire Mosquitoes with.]

Asal Oqab: Excellent! Excellent! Now, up to the arena! Terrorize the TNA officials, techies, wrestlers, and most of all those two damn dirt luchadores! I hate luchadores!

[The swarm of Vampire Mosquitoes, after razing pretty much every henchman in the lair, are attracted up the air vents and into the TNA Arena by all the warm blooded people walking around up there.

And so a beast has bean unleashed on the people of TNA and no one is safe!!

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Innovator

05-26-2005, 11:53 PM

Innovator + Savior at Mania= Low buyrates.

Innovator + Anyone else at Mania= Best Mania buyrates ever.
thats why I said it should be for RAW

no waste making sure Forumania bombs

MVP

05-27-2005, 11:51 AM

You better hope you're not one of these guys.

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Otherwise, this could be you in the future.

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<marquee scroll right>MVP RETURNS</marquee>

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<marquee scroll right>FORUM FRENZY</marquee>

Savior

05-27-2005, 02:58 PM

Mikey Mcmills: Paul your comments on innovators promo.
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Paul: Thats dipshit is all talk he can't fight he can't do shit His last title defence he needed Azriels help to beat his opponent and at frenzy he pulls a good card by taking 2 people that hate each other and putting them in his title match so he can pick up the peices. So if innovator wins yes I accept his challenge for a title match.....I will show all of these fans that innovator is NOTHING!

Paul: He calls himself an innovator? what did he innovate? His gimmick is a copy off of Nowhereman and Invisible. He Innovates nothing! He needs quotes from movies to get pops. And I QUOTE
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"your egos writing checks your body can't cash".

Paul: A 30 foot fall didn't stop me. Going through a limo didn't stop me. What makes you think you can?

Gone Mad

05-27-2005, 09:25 PM

---- Slater IS IN THE HIZ-OUSE! ..... Or backstage, whatever. ----
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Slater: HELLLLO, SLADIES! YOUR Teen Heart-Throb here, and I know what you are gonna tell me: "WOW, 'The O.C. season 1' is on DVD, that's cool!" Well, let me tell you about another show, one much more cooler and less-Sethish... one that stars Bob Golic and one time, Hayley Mills...

And that show's name, the greatest amongest shows..... "My Two Dads"... Oh, I mean, "Saved by the---

---Legend Killer appears. ---
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LK: Man.... will you shut the hell up? At Forum Frenzy, we will put on a clinic, but just know.. you are NOT a teen heartthrob and you are NOT gonna get this championship from me... not yet.

So just know that you can't deal with the real heartthrob, because the ladies love cool LK!

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Slater: ....OH YEAH!? Are you Corkin' at me? :o :shifty: :kiss:
:wavesad:

Well, you smeel real mainly, Papa Smurf! And I will win... the IC belt and become the proud owner of jour ladder. WOOO!!

LK: Alright... so at Forum Frenzy, we'll show all the other feds that we mean...

SHUT YU MOUTH POR FAVOR!

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Nes-Kwik: yoyo! I AIN'T DEAD, I'M IN POG FORM! Yeah, well... I just stole Innovator's shirt, so I uh,... OH SWEETAND SOUR, HE'S HERE!

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Innovator:You live.... NEVERMORE.

Nes-Kwik: ...goodbye, everybooty... EXCEPT YOU, A.C, YU SUCKO! PERRO!

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Slater: YAY! KILL HIM! :rofl: :love: :naughty: ...I mean it, KILL HIM
!!!!! :n: :drool: :n:

--- end. ---

Johnny Vegas

05-27-2005, 11:42 PM

The GODSON of TNA :cool:

Savior

05-28-2005, 03:22 PM

*backstage*
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Paul: Hey man whats up?

Vegas (after getting a big tan): :mad Nigga shut up I ain't your friend!

Paul: Come on were "homies".

Vegas: We aint' partners we ain't homies and we damn sure ain't friends
*Vegas Hits Paul then then walks away*

Paul (sitting on ground): :mad: be calm.... be calm

Johnny Vegas

05-28-2005, 05:19 PM

lol wasn't that up before?

Savior

05-29-2005, 12:06 AM

the pic was

The Answer

05-29-2005, 04:17 PM

*Answer exercise infomerical plays on the screen*

The Answer: I like to work hard and play hard

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*Screen flashes to a blond figure*

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Mugatu: That damn Answer he's so hot right now. I can't wait till Forum frenzy.

Innovator

05-29-2005, 05:23 PM

Finger Eleven - One Thing

"I proclaim my destiny, to be TNA World Heavweight Champion. If I have to jump though hoops in order to achieve my destiny, then so be it..."

Restless tonight
Cause I wasted the light
Between both these times
I drew a really thin line
It’s nothing I planned
And not that I can
But you should be mine
Across that line
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If I traded it all
If I gave it all away for one thing
Just for one thing
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing
Wouldn’t that be something
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I promise I might
Not walk on by
Maybe next time
But not this time
Even though I know
I don’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds

Quote:
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Even though I know
I don’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds

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Both men get back up, and MVP charges, looking to plaster Innovator with a Superkick, but Innovator ducks, spins MVP around, and hits the LAST EXIT!!!

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He covers!

….1

…2

….

…..

….

….

SWERVE!!!!

….

….

…..

….

…..

Just kidding! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

THREE!!!!!

The crowd goes insane as the referee raises Innovator’s arm in victory.

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JR: This is the greatest night of Innovator’s life! His Destiny has come true; Innovator is the new TNA World Heavyweight Champion!

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If I traded it all
If I gave it all away for one thing
Just for one thing
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing
Wouldn’t that be something
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If I traded it all
If I gave it all away for one thing
Just for one thing
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing
Wouldn’t that be something

"So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Quote the Innovator, Nevermore."
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Innovator

05-29-2005, 10:54 PM

*The Innovites assemble to ride to Forum Frenzy...AND TO BATTLE*

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Innovite #4444: Man I can't wait to see Innovator retain his title against Madman and Azriel:

Innovite #423: Yeah I can't wait to see Madman pay

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Innovite #245: THE MAD-O-NITES, THEY ATTACK

Innovite #2: What the deuce?...Thats how advanced they are?

Innovite #42: Eh...this'll be easy, The cocksmokers were more of a challenge....anyway..............RIDE TO BATTLE! TO WAR!

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Conan The Innovite: GET TO THE CHOPHHARTTATEWATAWEYGHWAERHAEWRH

Innovites: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/wtf.gif

Conan: I mean...CMON DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!

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Innovite #1: Lets continue to ride to the Frenzy!

------------------------------------
1% of Innovites suffered wounds during the battles

454,452 Mad-O-Nites suffered wounds

99% of people polled said they kick Bon Jovi in the balls if given the chance

Gone Mad

05-30-2005, 01:15 AM

*** The Tron shows a shot of wounded soldiers walking towards the Mad Castle. **
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Soldier: Uh, we have failed... we are sorry...

** MadMan confronts them! **
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MadMan: HAHA! SILLY PUNY AZRIEL FANS! Those Innobators thought you were MY fans?! HAHA! I have no fans, nor do I need them... all I need is myself and the Mad One's Wife. Isn't that right, my Queen of Madness?

MadWife: Yup.

MadMan: TOLD YA! Now these... these are my fans:

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THE MAD CHICKS! Who needs peeps when the chicks are free? They come begging for the Mad King, they need me. Look at them... ready to fight for my love. MadWife of wifes, you should do that for me sometime...

Or at least cook me some breakfast, damn it!

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You see? I can do feats which no other mortal man can do! For I am the Mad One, and Sir Innovator, Sir Azriel... you shall know pain, and insanity, for I will show it to you first hand at Forum Frenzy as I will slain all of the Innobaters and the Azzholes and poke some Mad-Peeps in the eyes!

I, MADICUS MANIDIUS, will rule all of TNA with an iron eyebrow and become the champion forever and always, because in this land of Madness...

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IN MADMAN I TRUST!

**fade to black.**

--------------------------
98% of TNA crowd are Innovator's fans.
100% of them are illiterate.

MVP

05-30-2005, 02:50 PM

LOL at the epic pomos.

Nowhere Man

05-30-2005, 06:24 PM

This stuff is rockin, guys.

Wednesday is my day off work, so that means I can stay up tomorrow night and (hopefully) finish the PPV in one day. Hopefully this'll be one show I get up on time.

Azriel

05-30-2005, 08:56 PM

Sorry guys I haven't been up on promoing, I've been working and when I've come home, I don't have a lot of energy to promo, but summer's coming up soon.

Gouda

05-30-2005, 11:56 PM

Somebody sell my mosquitoes.

Innovator

05-31-2005, 12:03 AM

A Destiny Fulfilled

"INNOVATOR HAS DONE IT! INNOVATOR IS THE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! INNOVATOR HAS REALIZED HIS DESTINY!"

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A Man......Gone Mad With Rage

"That Madman is as intense a competitor as I've ever seen"

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A Man Seeking His Destiny

"Azriel will get his title shot! After many years, Azriel gets his shot!"

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3 Men

Madman

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Azriel

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Innovator
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......................................

......................................

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Thats Better

THE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

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TNA FORUM FRENZY

"Quote the Innovator. Nevermore."

Johnny Vegas

05-31-2005, 05:26 PM

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Savior

05-31-2005, 05:31 PM

Outsider: Thanks for joining us Paul.
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P: Hey man its great to see you got a job again, plus I wanted to see Nes-Kwiks return match- Wow great Take down by Kwik!

Outsider: It seems you are very conffident that you will win your triple threat and you are more focused on the possible Innovator match up on raw.

P: Why wouldn't I be confident? I'm facing a guy who never won a match, and a guy who could barely beat steele after he had a match with wils'n. The only reason why Roider is champ is because Steele was moving to XWC.

Outsider: What if Innovator fails to win his match?

P: Innovator won't lose. Not because he's good but because I am carrying him in promos.

Outsider: What?
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P: Well Outsider the main event is a NOWHERE MANS CHOICE match which means, Nowhere man will decide who he wants to win then pray realllllllly hard to god or what ever he believes in asking if they can win.

I'm telling you outsider Nowhereman has special powers He can disapear and use mind control, not to mention be 2 places at once.

Innovator

05-31-2005, 10:40 PM

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*Crowd cheers as Innovator appears on the TNAtron*

Innovator: The hour approaches, and I am getting that feeling again. The feeling deep inside your stomach, the feeling which runs through your nerves, the feeling that I haven't felt since I went into my match against MVP at Heat Stroke. Now Madman, I know this is your chance at the title. It's going to sting once you're defeated, but I will give you a small gift for bringing me back to my ways. I will give you "Sir Orton". Since Loose Cannon doesn't desire it back, since I don't need it, since you will......I will give it to you. Know Madman, that it will be the closest you will get to the TNA World Title......I need to hurt somebody---

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JR: More jobbers are getting in on the action! BAHGAWD!

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH

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JR: BY GOD KING! INNOVATOR IS READY FOR THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! COME FORUM FRENZY, IT'LL BE A SLOBBBBBERKNOCKER!

King: MADMAN WILL BE MORE READY! PUPPIES! KITTENS! [/heel color commentator]

JR: STFU NERVOUS KING