RAW Captions 23/5/05

[Cool King]

The RAW Captions are back, and theres 25 pics to captions this week.:)

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[Cool King]

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Bischoff:Is O'Haire still up there?

Heyman:C'mon Bischoff,that jokes old.:nono:

McMahon:Who the hell is O'Haire?:shifty:

[spunkynut]

no jericho caps .... :(

screw it

[Savio]

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HHH: I leave for 1 day and you have a title match without me!?

[Gouda]

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Maria: I just noticed you're black! Tee hee!

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GET IN MAH BELLY!!

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Tajiri uses the power of the MAGIC STICK and makes Bentoit bust a move.

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OVERSIZED POCKY ATTACK!!

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Eric: Hmmmmm....

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RAAAAAAAAHH!! *grabs the flaming reef and throws it into the crowd*

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Kane: Why did Frank Gorshen have to die?! WHY?!

[Xero]

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Vis: Gimmie some sugar baby.
Lillian: Pretty good, but a bit faster.

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Benoit: *Sigh* I can't believe I've been made to crab walk in the middle of a match...

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Benoit: GIVE ME BACK MY TOOTHPICK! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HAVE TO ORDER THEM THROUGH PRESCRIPTION, AND THEY AREN'T CHEAP!

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Vader: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Bischoff (Thinking): Did I leave my stove on?
Vince (Thinking): Since when is he bald? I thought he had that hat surgically placed on his head.
Heyman: And furthermore, I believe that Rob Van Dam deserves a push when he returns!
And thus, another meeting with Paul Heyman wraps up.

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Bischoff: Metal doesn't... BURN!?

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All this and more, today on 'Lifestyles of Cheating Sluts'...

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Dentist: Tisk tisk tisk... And you call yourself a dentist!?

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Triple H: Who's activated the invisible crucifix!?
Matt Hardy: Mwahahahaha!

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X Pac's sucking power strikes again... Why am I still running with this joke?

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Christian: Aww, what a cute wittle 'Tista. Cootchy cootchy coo!
Tomko: Got yer nose!
Edge: I'm just gonna go sit in the hot tube for a while guys, you take care of baby 'Tista.

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Batista: *Sniff* It's my belt. :(

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These are candid photos of the aftermath of WrestleMania in Triple H's hotel room.

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My God, Triple H literally looks like a dog there. Or maybe a pig... A giraffe?

[James Steele]

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Viscera: Hello, sweet thang.
Maria: You wanna have an internal modem with me?
Viscera: As long as you never speak again.


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Lilian misunderstood Viscera's way of issuing a singing contest challenge.

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The WWE's "Gone With The Viscera" film didn't too well, and even drove away fans.


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Benoit: OH SHIT...THAT REALLY IS A WALL OF FIRE!!!
Tajiri: Told you...

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Benoit & Tajiri got too into their "Vegetarian Protein Shake Sadomasochist Match"

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Chris Benoit hated to do it, but he had to let Tajiri know what would happen if he asked Vince for a push.

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However, Tajiri didn't believe Chris until it was too late.


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Paul Heyman: Eric, Vince & I came out here because we love you. We think you have a problem. I can't lie anymore. You are addicted to R. Kelly...
Eric: *singing in head* I believe I can fly. Fly through that open door...
Vince: *thinking* Paul has a cool looking mohawk growing on top.

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Eric: Shit... I knew Shane Douglas burned bridges, but geez.

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Edge: WOW! I feel wonderful...
Lita: You have pretty eyes...
Edge: You have pretty...good cocksucking skills.

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Lita botched cuddling.


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Lita: OMG! EDGE IS PUNK! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Edge: No, I am just a tool.
Lita: OMG! YOU LIKE TOOL!!! http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Lita & Edge: Overdoing the heel make-out session since February 2005!

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Kane: THAT BITCH GAVE ME HERPES...(Darth Style)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Edge - "Doing Generic Heel Poses Since 2002"

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Edge: WHO WANTS TO PLAY POWER RANGERS NOW BITCH!

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Edge: Lita, you know when you have an orgy...you're supposed to be in it.
Lita: http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/meh.gif


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Batista didn't know what to do. He liked being World Champion, but he sure missed Ric Flair's salad tossing.

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Batista and Ric Flair - "Giving The World Old Sweaty Manlove since 2003!"

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Batista quickly lets the world know that the ref is no Ric Flair.

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Edge quickly found out that Batista is not as gentle as Lita.

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Ric Flair always knew how to turn Batista on.

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Triple H soon found out that Evolution gangbangs weren't the same without Randy Orton.

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Triple H: You know, I am tired of this damn thing. I really like Cena's spinning belt though...

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Triple H: WE DON'T HAVE RANDY ANYMORE SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO ALL THE NIPPLE LICKING!




JamesSteele- Doing Homosexual Overtone Captions Since 2004!

[James Steele]

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Christian: Aww, what a cute wittle 'Tista. Cootchy cootchy coo!
Tomko: Got yer nose!
Edge: I'm just gonna go sit in the hot tube for a while guys, you take care of baby 'Tista.

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[Savio]

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Benoit: look I'm a monkey!

[Kane Knight]

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"You gonna finish that microphone?"

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Lillian was parylised by fear as Vis stuck a straw in her throat...

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Who knew Oompa-Loompas could dance?

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Benoit should have at least WATCHED Episode 3 before helping Tajiri re-enact a scene...

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"Duck the barrel, jump the pit--What? Donkey Kong's throwing Japanese?"

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Benoit was Hell-Bent to prove JR wrong, that this kendo stick WAS made of chocolate.

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The result of Lita's botched "warmup" kiss.

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At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning.

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Even ECW's logo was Hardcore--Leaping through a flaming hoop of flowers to Acid Drop Bischoff.

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Lita: Come on, Honey.
Edge: I think you just wrecked my quad.

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Hey Eric, what do you think of this angle?

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At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning.

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Even Lita's severed head was bad news, Causing Edge to swallow his filling.

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"Ow! I think you put out my eye!"

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"They're giving me RICO'S gimmick?"

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WWE Cinema presents: The passion of Adam Copeland. What did the critics say?

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They cast ME as Mary Magdalene?


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Batista: Could you come down now?
Edge: I seem to be stuck.
Batista: This is awkward.
Edge: Tell me about it. I REALLY gotta pee.

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Tomko: Gotcher nose!

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Batista's gaze turned to the defeated Flair, and he demanded that Ric stop screaming "Get off my lawn!"

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You may now kiss the bride...

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"I have to marry MOPPY?"


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Batista was bad at geography. Here the ref deducts points for an incorrect answer to which way is up?

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Dave: How'd I get above the glass ceiling?
Hunter: SECURITY!

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Batista screamed in pain, but he laughed inside. Silent But Deadly, Ric.

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"I do NOT look British!"

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Gong Show 2005
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"...And once your title reign is over, you'll be doing Heat with Steven Richards!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Gone Mad]

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Maria: So... what's the deal with airline food?
Vis: Are you gonna dance or what?

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Vis: I've had the time of my life and I've never felt this way before.
Lillian: "Dirty Dancing" ?
Vis: OK!

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Tajiri: BRING ME MY DAMN FIRE WOOD!
Benoit: Yessss, master.

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Benoit: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF THE GAMMA RAYS!?!?!

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What Heyman doesn't know is that his regular Drumstick ice cream has been replaced with a mic. And thus hilarity ensues.

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Bischoff won the staring contest, due to the flower ring's confusion as to why it was in a staring contest and the spontaneously combusts itself.

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Lita: I love you, Jeff.
Edge: I am with you again why?

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Edge: I don't talent! I've got cops, a suitcase, a hip jacket, and Lita! HAH, I RULE AL-- AAAh!! My fingers broke! I regret everything!!
Lita: My hair is REALLY hard...

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MATT FACT: Matt has vomited all 48 times he's looked at this picture.

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Kane: I see dead peop-- THERE'S ONE BEHIND ME???!!! AH, SHIT!

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Batista: I STILL want a spinny belt. :'(

Flair: STOP USING INSIDER TERMS!!!

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Batista: I LOVE YOU, ADRIAN !
Flair: ...Batista... please.... you're ... stepping on my crotch.

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Batista finds out about Padme:

Batista: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Flair: GOT YOUR NOSE!
Batista: HuuuuHHhH ????

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HHH: Hmmm... maybe I can make this hammer into a spinner... nah, I'll just make a spinner out of Flair.

Flair: STOP USING INS-- what?

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HHH: For the last time... WHO DID THE DISH RUN AWAY WITH ?!?!?!
Batista: The... Your mother!
HHH: ARG!!! I OUGHTAMAKEYOUINTOASPINNERTHEGAME!!!! **flops**
Flair: WOO ???

e.n.d

[PorkSoda]

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Lilian was enjoying getting leid by Viscera, until he pulled out mustard out of his pocket.....

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Megadeth fans were pissed when Benoit and Tajiri came out pretending to be Dave Mustaine and Shawn Drover

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Triple H didn't really make Batista's head crack open; it was Triple H's boring rant about how he Pedigree'd Abraham Lincoln and stole his beard that really made Batista's head burst.

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Angel HHH: Quick, God's not looking, do it! Do it now!
Angel Ric low blows Angel Batista.
Angel Ric: WOOOOO!
God: SINNER!

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Kane got pissed when Isaac Yankem told him that he needed braces.

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Mrs. Scarlet watched in horror as she saw Mr. Green murder Mr. Body in Living Room with the Pool Cue.

[Jaton]

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Vis: I'm..too sexy for my tie..too sexy for my tie..


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Vis: THORG HUNGRY! THORG WANT EAT!


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Tajiri: Okinawa, come on an' raise up. take a kendo stick, twist it round ya hand, spin it like a helicopter


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SSTTTTTTRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT


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Benoit: YOU...WON'T..LIKE..ME..WHEN..I'M.........ANGRY!


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Der..which way did he go george?


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-sings along with green day- I walk a lonely road..


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BAH GAWD HE JUST SHAT ON HER! BAHGAWD BBQ SAUCE STUNNER RKELLEY!


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Batista thinks of the downfall of great ratings when Triple H returns

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Damnit belty, how many times must I tell you DO NOT RUN OFF WITH STRANGERS?

[Altar of Helmsley]

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Benoit: Whens it gonna be my turn?


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Ho Ho Ho........GREEN GIANT!


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Meet the new face of Colgate......Kane!!!


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Yes its true, Lita list of male conquests really is this long!

[BatistaBomb]

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Tajiri:And with this stick i have the power to make benoit dance like monkey
Benoit:OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH I WANT BANANA

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Where will you be when your diarreha(sp) comes back

[TerranRich]

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Viscera: Don't say a word, baby. No, seriously, you're an airhead, everytime you talk I lose a few pounds in brain matter.

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Lilian: Um...I don't want to play tug-of-war anymore...

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Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits?

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Tajiri: Do your impression of Igor! NOW!!!!

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Benoit: Gimme a hug!

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And then, at the worst possible moment, Benoit sneezes.

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Tajiri: Ooh! Benoit make poot! Gaaaww!!

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Heyman: I have the least hair. Hands down! I'm that EXTREME!!!

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Bischoff just can't help but wonder...did he leave the oven on?

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Edge: I don't even have to POINT to tell you you're THE homo...

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Guard 1: Deh, they make such a booty-ful couple!
Guard 2: Shaddap Hank, yer gonna git us in trouble!

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Lita: Don't burp on camera, dear, it's impolite...

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("Why does she taste like ashes-- AH! GROSS! DAMN YOU KANE!")

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Kane: NOBODY WANTS TA PLAY WIT ME!!!
- or -
Kane goes EMO!!!

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Edge: Look guys! I've moved on past the Angry Face! Now it's the Goofy Just-Got-Laid Face!!

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Christian: Whoa. That's high.

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Tomko is CRUEL with his "I'm gonna hit ya, nah, not really gonna hit ya" routine...

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Batista: Ric, I-- I don't know to say this...
Flair: Just say what's on your mind, champ! Whoooh!
Batista: Do you--- *sigh*... Do you ...know...how to spell...my name? I think it may be spelt wrong on my belt again...

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Batista: I KNEW there were two A's! Thanks, pal!
Ric: Spleen! Ouch!

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Dirty Dancin' Dave Gets Down! Volume 2. In stores now.

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Batista: And THIS is for breaking the Titantron!!!

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Ric Flair shows Batista what he REALLY thinks about his botched impression of Flair.

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Triple H: Masterlock, schmasterlock! Masters ain't got NUTTIN' on ME!

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Triple H: Ooh, sledgehammer make pretty noise on belt!

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Triple H: We're gonna have to make up for missed HHH-promo-time! GOT A SEAT?!?!

[El Santo]

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Maria: "Oh wow. Do the curtains match the drapes?"
Viscera: "Um ... what the hell?"

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You can tell that Lillian was truly impressed when she discovered that Big Vis' schlong could hold a microphone.

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Lillian was a sucker for romantic love songs, but even she drew the line when Vis burped out the theme from "Ice Castles".

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Worst limbo contest ever.

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WWE's rendition of "Annakin Skywalker vs. Gollum" scored well with the 18-to-35 virgin male geek demographic.

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Benoit couldn't complain when Orange County Choppers transformed Tajiri into the bitchingest motorcycle ever.

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Today's headlines: Wrestler discovered dead after 24 hour Spice Channel marathon

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Heyman: "... and you will will be under my command until I snap my fingers. You are now ... The Rock!"
Vince: "Wow. Son of a bitch!"

More later.

[El Santo]

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Eric knew he was in deep trouble --- yet he couldn't help but wonder if the Klu Klux Klan was running out of crosses.

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Well aware of Lita's reputation as a "loose" woman, Edge makes sure she never cheats on him by chaining himself to her at the wrist.

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Edge: "Yeah, that's right, I banged Christy Hemme."
Lita: "Errrr... I'm Lita."
Edge: "..... Oh God."

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Edge: Master of the Surrepitous Cop-A-Feel

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Edge: "Mmmmm... Gkkkkkkkkk"
Lita: "Ooooh, sorry. I thought I swallowed that Jolly Rancher."

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He lost his title shot, lost his wife, and worst of all, lost the 2005 Maui Big Kahuna Surf Championship.

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Edge proves that there can only be one true Lord of the Dance.

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Batista: "Gaaahh! Why did you do that, Ric?"
Flair: "I swear it wasn't me! Halley's Comet made me do it!"

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In times long past, the One Belt was fashioned into existence by the Dwarves of Dwarrowhaven.

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HHH: "And IIIIIIIII... will always ... love YOOUUUUUUUUUU... Oooh ooohhh ooohhhhhhhh...."

[FourFifty]

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<b>Maria:</b> Say it again, Vis, say it again!
<b>Big Vis:</b> Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore!

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She was to enthralled with his tie to realize his penis was holding the microphone.

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<b>Big Vis:</b> Whassamatta, baby? Do I have something in my teeth?
<b>Lillian:</b> Yeah, it looks like Sean O’Haire.
<b>Sean O’Haire:</b> She’s not telling you anything you don’t already know.

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Beniot didn’t realize that it wasn’t Triple H when he heard “You rike this! You rike this!”

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Somehow the artistic value was lost in WWE’s independent film “The Human Marionette” when the director allowed Eugene to do design the set.

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Paul Haymen’s new EXTREME headlock!

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This man just found out that Triple H is going to be booking ECW’s One Night Stand.

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<b>Eric:</b> Well at least my company didn’t go under first!
<b>Paul:</b> Well my company didn’t have Judy Bagwell on a pole!
<b>Eric:</b> ………..
<b>Paul:</b> And my company didn’t give the title to that one dumbass actor from Ready to Rumble!
<b>Eric:</b> …..
<b>Paul:</b> And my company--
<b>Vince:</b> We get your point, Paul. No reason to rub it in.

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Paul thought it would be a simple task to destroy the Raw superstars at One Night Stand, until Eric revealed his heat vision.

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<b>Edge:</b> So lemme get this right… you make a nazi salute, get a title shot… testify against Vince, get into the hall of fame… say you’re going to kill the internet fans and admit you’re a homophobe, leave the WWE with an awesome push behind you… screw another man’s girlfriend, get a main event push… I can’t explain it, but I love it!

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<b>Fans:</b> You Screwed Matt! You Screwed Matt!
<b>Lita:</b> I sure did…. And Edge…. And Triple H… And Cool King!, and Big Vis, and Kane, and Savior, but damn, Always450 is the greatest!

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Edge and Lita were about to make sweet love in the ring until
<b>ALLAEAEAHEHALLYYYEAEAEAYEAH!!!!</b>
<b>Marks:</b> Damn it Hassan!

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And somewhere in North Carolina….
<b>Matt:</b> Jeff, puff it and pass it, I need it more than you.

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He was just asked how he would feel if he were drafted to SmackDown.

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Much to his dismay, no one else wanted to do the YMCA.

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<b>Xtian:</b> How in the hell did either of them get a main event push?

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This would be the last time that Batista would ever say “Family Guy Sucks”

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<b>Naich:</b> Dave, what’s wrong?
<b>Batista:</b> It’s the title…
<b>Naich:</b> Don’t second guess yourself! You’re Batista, you’re the future on this company! You deserve that title!
<b>Batista:</b> It’s not that… It STILL smells like Triple H.

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Time after time, HGA doesn’t get the same reaction as HLA.

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It’s pretty sad when even Lita knows he’s not doing the RVD thingie the right way.

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Batista decides that he’ll end the match with Lita’s version of the piledriver.

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As the shooting star passed by Batista’s wish came true- to be felt up by an old man.

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With the asscannon loaded, Triple H gets ready for a little revenge on everyone who helped Raw’s ratings while he was gone.

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Maybe if I just engrave my name on it… then I CAN’T lose it…

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<b>Triple H:</b> For every time you no sell a move, I shall kill you!
<b>Batista:</b> You’re one to talk!

[Kane Knight]

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Eric: Well at least my company didn’t go under first!
Paul: Well my company didn’t have Judy Bagwell on a pole!
Eric: ………..
Paul: And my company didn’t give the title to that one dumbass actor from Ready to Rumble!
Eric: …..
Paul: And my company--
Vince: We get your point, Paul. No reason to rub it in.

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Paul thought it would be a simple task to destroy the Raw superstars at One Night Stand, until Eric revealed his heat vision.

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Edge: So lemme get this right… you make a nazi salute, get a title shot… testify against Vince, get into the hall of fame… say you’re going to kill the internet fans and admit you’re a homophobe, leave the WWE with an awesome push behind you… screw another man’s girlfriend, get a main event push… I can’t explain it, but I love it!


Some of thye ebst of the night. :D

[Kane Knight]

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"...Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't! Now, I present you with a simple choice. Rot in midcard Hell...Or tell me how good you thought my poem was."

[wwe2222]

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I am Chris S Benoit Esquire and I am Tajiri Theodore Logan. Together, we are WYLD STALLIONS!


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abba zabbas, you my only friends

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Not fearing a fallout similiar to WCW's David Arquette as champion mistake, the WWE hires Dustin Hoffman and Lemme to fued with Batista