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James Steele
06-04-2005, 07:26 PM
* The XWC opening video rolls and fades to a video package. *

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James Steele: 2 days...

LC: 1 tournament...

James Steele: The revolution continues...

LC: The revolution becomes a lifestyle...

James Steele: We are the XWC...

LC: and tonight we bring to you a true classic...

James Steele: Tonight we bring you Wrestlestock!

*Scene fades to "Ace Of Spades" By Motorhead playing to a video of a bunch of highlights of the title tournament and the happenings of the XWC. It closes with James Steele and LC standing in an empty ring facing each other as it fades to the arena with pyro going off everywhere.*

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* Scene goes to Joey Styles and another announcer. *

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Joey Styles: Welcome to Wrestlestock 2005! I am Joey Styles here with my new broadcast partner, Cyrus "The F'n" Virus! Tonight, we bring you night one of 2 days full of the hottest and most hardcore action you will ever witness. Tonight, we bring you the semifinal matches in the World title tournament, the Tag Team Championship "survival" rules match, and a 6 way bikini challenge!! Tommorrow night, we bring you the World Heavyweight Championship match that has been over a month in the making. We bring you the Last Man Standing match for the Crimson X Championship and James Steele going one-on-one against LC in a guaranteed classic!

Cyrus "The F'n" Virus: Why the hell did you add "The F'n"? Anyway, you're right Joey because tonight will be one show that everybody remembers. I think this might be the only C-Fed PPV to go into forum archives!

Joey Styles: You might be right, but lets get to the action as we have the opening match at Wrestlestock.

Cyrus: This match is the "Survival" rules elmination match for the XWC Tag Team Championship!


* "Its Raining Men" plays as The G.A.Y.S. walk out and stop and taunt the crowd.*

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* The lights flicker in the arena as FTW's music echoes through the arena as they walk to the ring with replica XWC Tag Team titles around their waist. They give them to some retarded kids in the audience and get in the ring. *

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Joey Styles: Raphael and Vic are exchanging punches.

Cyrus: Vic just knocked the crap out of Raphael.

Raphael jumps and tags in Julian who then gets tossed by Vic in the corner and gets a choke with the boot for his troubles.

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Julian tries to exchange punches with Vic but fails as a big boot right to the face ends their momentum. Vic and Mendez taunt for a little bit while out of nowhere Bruce comes in and gives the G.A.Y.S. chairs. He distracts the referee and a 2-way jam with the chairs on both Vic and Mendez. Julian pins Mendez for the 1-2-3!

ELIMINATED: MENDEZ!

Vic gets up but hit with a huge low blow and a double roll-up pin with the help of the ropes and tights for the 1-2-3!

ELIMINATED: BIG VIC!

WINNERS: NEW XWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE G.A.Y.S.

***The G.A.Y.S. stand at the ramp with their title belts and steel chairs as Bruce pulls out a mic.***

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Bruce: Show love for the new tag team champions. Show love for the best tag team in and out of the ring. Show love for the G.A.Y.S.!!

~Scene fades to Thunder backstage~

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Thunder: Tonight, I get my spot in the finals and move on to become the first XWC World Heavyweight Champion! However, I hope you 2 are ready to show the world how to win a bikini contest.

* Camera pans out to Rain & Lightning *

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Rain & Lighting: Yes!!!

*** Scene fades to the ring as Jerry "The King" Jindrak is in the ring waiting for the 6 women to come to the ring. ***

Jerry "The King" Jindrak: Ladies & Gentleman...LIONESS LAWLER,RAIN, & LIGHTNING!

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*They come to ring*

Jindrak: Please welcome Tori Waltman and Mae Notsoyoung!

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*They come to ring*

Jindrak: Finally... LARA EMILY!!!

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*She..err...it comes to the ring.*

Jindrak: Alright ladies, show us what you got!!!!

*They go one at a time.*

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Jerry "The King" Jindrak: The winner is none other than...LARA EMILY!!!!!!

***The fans boo as the women slowly run away from Lara Emily.***

~Scene fades to James Steele backstage~

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James Steele: Tonight is my night. Tonight is the beginning of my new legacy. Tommorrow, I cement that legacy and tonight I set the foundation. Now onto to why we are talking to me backstage. I am proud the announce the next pay-per-view event the XWC will be holding. However, NCW has forced us to use fancy 3D rendering and shit so here is this...

*** Scene fades to "Breakdown" By Breaking Benjamin playing as all the XWC superstars pictues flash across the screen. Now some of their greatest moments flash upon the screen. The words, "Prepare For The Breakdown..." flash upon the screen and fade to the XWC BREAKDOWN logo. ***

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*** Scene fades to Karanka and The Idol speaking backstage ***

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The Idol: Look, all you do is lay down and I pin you 1-2-3. Look, I've...I mean we've worked to hard to let your ego get in the way of us getting the World Title. First things first though Karanka, go get me 3 bags of skittles. You know my prematch ritual...oh and don't forget to discard the shitty ones.

*** Scene fades to ring ***

``` "Dream On" Hits and The Idol heads toward the ring! ```

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*** Karanka's theme hits but nobody comes out. ***

The Idol (to ref): Count him out!

Referee: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7

* Karanka is scene running backstage spilling Skittles everywhere. *

Referee: 8...9...10!!

**Bell Rings*

Winner: THE IDOL!

* Idol grabs a mic and speaks because thats what you do when you get a microphone. *

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Idol: What a dumb son of a bitch...

Thunder and Gooner, I hope you two put on a classic show because I am walking into tomorrow fresher than a freshly douched vagina.

*** The Idol drops the mic and heads out through the crowd and slapping fans who get in his way. ***

~ "Motha' F***in' Goose" By Ja Rule plays as Wee Gooner comes out to a mixed reaction. ~

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~ "Thunder Rolls" hits and the crowd get on their feet as Thunder comes out to an ironically thunderous ovation. He stops at the ramp and raises his hands as pyro explodes all over the stage! He gets into the ring and prepares to go one-on-one with Wee Gooner. ~

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Joey Styles: The two men locking up in the center of the ring and these fans are on their feet. These two men will deliver either a classic wrestling match or one hell of a fight!

Cyrus: Thunder lands a fisherman throw suplex but lets go of the hook and is stomping away at the bed time story turned wrestler...Wee Gooner!

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Joey: Wee Gooner comes back with a leg sweep and is kicking the thigh of Thunder.

Cyrus: He might be trying to get Thunder to cramp up or he is helping him get rid of a cramp...either way it looks pretty damn gay. Then the chicken said "OH LORD...THEY FRYING PAN THEY WANT ME TO LAY!"

Joey: What happened to the chicken?

Cyrus: I ate its ass...

Joey: Oh...MY GOD A MISSILE DROPKICK BY THUNDER!!

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Cyrus: He is busted open now. Wee Gooner better see that blood and attack like a shark before this match gets tougher than a oak's bark.

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Joey: Please stop...

Cyrus: In the words of The Idol...fuck you.

Joey: Anyway ladies and gentleman, Wee Gooner is measuring up Thunder for a kick...

Cyrus: And thunder counters it into the Thunderlock!

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Joey: Gooner makes it to the ropes and Thunder is showing frustration. That Thunderluck is effective...no doubt about it!

Cyrus: Why are you sounding like that guy in the cowboy hat and why don't you suck Thunder's dick while you're at it...

Joey: THUNDERSLAM! THUNDERSLAM!

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Cyrus: He goes for the cover...

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Referee: 1...2...3!!!

WINNER: THUNDER!!!!!!!

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*** Thunder celebrates as Wrestlestock Day One goes off the air! ***

(Day 2 will be posted in this thread about the same time tommorrow. I would enjoy some promos from now and then.)

Corndad
06-04-2005, 10:37 PM
*Thunder Rolls comes over the speakers and Thunder walks out..*

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*Crowd is going nuts as he picks up the mic and starts to talk*

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Thunder: Well, Well, Well, Mr. Idol, It looks like your date with destiny is upon you. I told you they could put King Kong in front of me tonight and not even he was gonna stop me from getting my chance to not only win the Title, but get my hands on your punk ass!

You have been doin alot of talkin, that you can do, well Tommrrow we will find just exactly how good you are at something You havent done much of lately... Wrestle. Freshness only counts for so much, the one thing that is gonna win me that title tommrrow night, aside from all the THUNDERITES that will be cheering me on, its something I have that I don't think you do have Danny.... HEART. You could have fought tonight, but ya didnt you know why, You still got fear inside, You need as much of an advantage over me you could. Now Gooner, was a tough match, but right now... I'm on cloud 9 buddy and feelin the best I've felt in a long time.

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Tommrrow, Its put up or shut up time and I'm afraid, well Mr. Idol, I'm gonna make sure to SHUT YOUR ASS UP!

*Crowd Cheers*

Remember I reminded you that your time is running out, well your time is up. You won't be jumping me from behind, you wont have your goons at ringside, Its me... and You for the richest prize in the game. Yea theres a hardcore match tommrrow. Gonna be brutal.. It will be child's play however to how much blood loss you will have when Im through with you. I will twist your ankle in so many different positions, you won't even be able to tell the Doc, which way it was to begin with...

*Crowd starts chanting Thunder... Thunder...*

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Yea my girls lost to some freak tonight, hey that fine...that freaks day will come.. Rain and Lightning both talked to me in the back and they have nothing else on there mind other that choppin that big ass Baboon down to size this week at Xplosion. And besides, which would you guys rather have.. a girl who looks like a freak, or... 2 that are freaks in the bedroom...

*Chants of Thunder... Thunder get louder*


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Idol, Your time is up, You can run no more, the time for talkin is over, Cliches are just words... They don't mean that much... what does mean that much to me is kicking your ass and becoming the first XWC Champion!

*Thunder drops mic and leaves*

El Santo
06-05-2005, 08:56 PM
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Joey Styles: “As Day 1 comes to a close let’s recap what’s happened so far. First up, the G.A.Y.S won the first ever XWC title match against the heavily favored team of…”

Cyrus Virus: “Wait a minute, Styles. Something’s going on in the crowd. What’s this?”

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Styles: “That looks like … it is! El Satan! The rogue wrestler who’s been plaguing the entire undercard is in the crowd tonight! But, he isn’t scheduled to be here at Wrestlestock! What’s he doing here?”

Cyrus: “Looks like we’ll soon find out. He’s taking the microphone….”

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El Satan: “XWC. I may not be wrestling tonight, but that does not mean you can escape my impact. Tonight, we will have … our revenge.”

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El Satan: “Abandon all hope….”


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El Satan: “…PEPSON PRICE.”

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Pepson: “Ooooohhh, POOPIE---!”

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Styles: “OH MY GOD!!! El Satan has a steel chair! He’s beating Pepson into a bloody pulp!”

Cyrus: “Someone should call security!”

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El Satan’s manager, Lord Voldemort steps into the ring, cackling like a motherf****r.

Voldemort: “Good. GOOD. Your hate has made you powerful, El Satan. Your job is finished. Take your leave of that pitiful weakling and join me in the ring.”

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Voldemort silences the crowd with a cold, steely glare.

Voldemort: “All of you are … PATHETIC. This is what passes for wrestling in this day and age? You disgust me. For TWENTY YEARS I have remained hidden. But what do I see when I make my return?”

*The Steeletron turns on*

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*fans boo*

Voldemort: “Do you know the main story that’s going on in the federation known as NCW? The most loathsome in existence: a WEDDING ANGLE. I suppose this public display of affection between Lou Daight and Angelina might stir your emotions…. If you are a homosexual.”

*fans laugh nervously*

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*scattered boos* *some cheers*

Voldemort: “Now let’s talk about TNA. Total Non-Action Wrestling. The last standing match between Jack Icon and HateMan. Entertaining? Perhaps.

“But the feud was better here in the XWC. And how long will this pay-per-view take? I may be long lived, but even I fear that I may shuff my mortal coils before the main event.”

*some laughter* *A few cheers for Voldemort*

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Voldemort: “SILENCE!!! Do not think that you are free of wretchedness. You XWC fans are mistaken about a great many things, not the least of which is the pitiful state of your promotion. You are the quite possibly the worst of them all.

“You would have to be deaf to not hear the rumors that the NCW vs. TNA match was cancelled because neither competitor could get over the woeful insignificance of this promotion. This federation is near the top of everyone’s death list. There IS NO FUTURE HERE.”

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*incredibly deafening booing*

Styles: “Why that smug rat bastard! How dare he come into the ring….”

Voldemort: “Yeeeesssssssssssssssss, I can feel your anger. Embrace the hatred. Only by embracing the darkness will you even have hope to save the XWC. Only by embracing total oblivion will you ever reach salvation.”

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Voldemort: “My apprentice shall unleash upon you unmitigated pain and suffering. In your brokenness, you shall come to me and despair.”

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El Satan: “Soon, all the so-called stars of the XWC shall receive a buffet of loathsomeness that has never before been seen here or elsewhere. Yes, XWC, you shall feel…

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El Satan: “RETRIBUTION.”

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Cyrus: “Damn, Styles, does this happen every show? I mean … ‘buffet of loathsomeness’? Is that’s what passes for a colloquialism around here?”

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Styles: “Well… actually…. WAIT A MINUTE! What’s this?!?”

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Styles: “That’s Rene Saunce! He’s heard enough, and he’s ready to clear house! The Diabolical Duo scamper out of the ring like the gutless cowards they are!”


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Styles: “Yessss! Saunce … is in … the house!”

Cyrus: “Um, yeah. Hey, I’ve always wondered … is the crowd going home, or are they camping out in the stands overnight? I mean... hold up, I see a few of them turning their jackets into little tents....”

Styles: “Shhhh…”

Kapoutman
06-06-2005, 07:32 AM
You kept saying "The Icon" instead of "The Idol".

Marcyo
06-06-2005, 08:18 AM
You kept saying "The Icon" instead of "The Idol".

lol, didn't even notice

Savior
06-06-2005, 09:23 AM
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Milli: It is great to be here at wrestlestock.
Nas: Yeah the one thing that is- WHOA MOON NOT NOW!
*Moon pulls down Nases pants and starts sucking his dick*
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Milli: Alrite voyeur! we haven't done one of these before!
*Milli gets under her for.....DOUBLE PENETRATION! (not there finisher)*

Crowd: :D

Marcyo
06-06-2005, 10:01 AM
ROFL

El Santo
06-06-2005, 10:20 AM
Savior, you are the ratings. :)

Savior
06-06-2005, 12:13 PM
t.y. :y:

James Steele
06-06-2005, 01:07 PM
I guess I won't have to give you a push...

;)

James Steele
06-06-2005, 05:40 PM
* The XWC opening video rolls and fades to a video package. *

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James Steele: Last night it began...

LC: Four men became two...

James Steele: Tonight, those 2 men will become one...

LC: The one true World Heavyweight Champion...

James Steele: Tonight, we finish what we started...

LC: and tonight we redefine a true classic...

James Steele: Tonight we bring you Wrestlestock!

*Scene fades to "Ace Of Spades" By Motorhead playing to a video of highlights of the action last night on the first day of Wrestlestock. It closes with James Steele and LC standing in an empty ring facing each other as it fades to the arena with pyro going off everywhere.*

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* Scene goes to Joey Styles and Cyrus. *

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Joey Styles: Welcome to the second night of the classic known as Wrestlestock 2005! I am Joey Styles here with my broadcast partner, Cyrus "The F'n" Virus! Tonight, we bring you the final night of 2 days packed full of the hottest and most hardcore action you will have ever witnessed. Tonight, we bring you the final match in the World title tournament, the Crimson X Championship will be decided in a barbaric LAST MAN STANDING match, and the main event of this entire show. The biggest match in the history of c-fedding. The legend versus the controversial modern icon. James Steele goes one-on-one against LC.

Cyrus "The F'n" Virus: Those two will not tear down the house tonight, they are going to burn this son of a bitch down to the ground. I won't be suprised if these fans brought kleenex because James Steele versus LC is a match worthy of causing an orgasm.

Joey Styles: You might be right, but lets get to the action because we have a bloodbath on our hands here. Its simple people, you beat the hell out of you're opponent until he can't get up by a count of ten. Whoever can inflict that much damage will be the Crimson X Champion!

***Hardcore Legend comes out from the crowd, but Hardcore Bad Ass comes out from under the ring with a chair and smashes Legend over the head with the chair.***

~~~BELL RINGS~~~

Joey: Legend gets up by the 4 count. This man is tough as nails.

Cyrus: Or he is just a crazy son of a bitch! The men exchanging punches now...

Joey: Bad Ass is rolling out of the ring...

Cyrus: and Legend is flying after him literally!

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Joey: JESUS CHRIST...Legend just pulled out a barbwire 2x4!

Cyrus: Now its gonna get good...

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Joey: He's beating the shit out of him with it... OH MY GOD!

Cyrus: No shit... Bad Ass is busted open like a teen in need of tampons!

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Joey: Legend sets up badass for the piledriver...

Cyrus: AND DELIVERS!!!

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Joey: What the hell is he doing? He is pulling out huge fencing from under the ring...

Cyrus: OH MY GOD...HE IS BUILDING A HELL IN A CELL!!!!!!!

Joey: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

** Bad Ass climbs to the top as does Legend. **

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Styles/Cyrus: HOLY SHIT!!!

Fans (chanting): HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

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Referee: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!!

~~BELL RINGS~~

WINNER: XWC CRIMSON X CHAMPION...HARDCORE BAD ASS!

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Joey: Jabba just got OWNED!

Cyrus: HOLY SHIT...WHAT A MATCH. WHAT A MATCH. I THINK THAT SET THE TONE FOR THE REST OF THIS COMPANY'S HISTORY!



***Scene goes to LC backstage in the production room.***

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LC: Damn guys, I am going to have to put more effort in that I thought to steal the show.

*** James Steele walks in with the original VBX Championship ***

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James Steele: LC, I left that shithole company to make this promotion because I realized how worthless this is. Tonight, I want to challenge you to a match for the TNA VBX championship. You see, I think only you and I can put on a match so amazing that it will make a title mean something again. I never lost this fair and square. I gave it up because I had too, but they never took that attitude. They never took that style away from me. Tonight, these people are going to get the James Steele that rocked the foundation of the industry...and I wanna face the LC that helped begin this industry. Tonight, may the best man win...

*** James Steele walks out and the scene fades to "Breakdown" By Breaking Benjamin playing as all the XWC superstars pictues flash across the screen. Now some of their greatest moments flash upon the screen. The words, "Prepare For The Breakdown..." flash upon the screen and fade to the XWC BREAKDOWN logo. ***

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James Steele
06-06-2005, 05:47 PM
* Scene fades to arena. *

~~~Bell Rings~~~

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is the finals in the XWC World Heavyweight Championship tournament and is scheduled for one fall. This match has been ordered to have NO TIME LIMIT, NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, and NO COUNTOUTS. THERE MUST BE A WINNER!

First, introducing...THUNDER!

*** Thuner Rolls hits and out comes Thunder. He stops and raises his arms in the air as an amazing pyro display goes off! ***

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Ring Announcer: Now introducing the opponent... THE IDOL!

*** Dream On hits and out come The Idol, without Karanka, and he stops and poses as he has an amazing pyro display of his own. ***

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~~~ Bell Rings and the two men get in each other's face for a little shit talkin'. ~~~

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Joey Styles: I don't think I can repeat what these two men are saying...

Cyrus: I can, they are telling each other that they are the other's bitch after tonight.

Joey Styles: Fair enough...

Cyrus: Idol just kicked Thunder in the nuts and is now taking adavantage by stomping away at him.

Joey: My god... he just won't stop.

Cyrus: This is The Idol we all now and love...

Joey: Thunder is slowy getting back up now...

Cyrus: Idol cuts him off at the pass and lands a huge tornado DDT!

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Joey: The Idol adding salt already by posing to the crowd like the obnoxious jerk he is.

Cyrus: Thunder is back up now and just lunges at Idol for a huge tackle.

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Joey: Good lord, these men want that World Heavyweight Championship and its already showing.

Cyrus: It was showing a month ago when these men gave it all in the opening round. It has been showing for a long time. These two didn't know they would face each other in the final, but that didn't stop them from hating each other and you are witnessing the unleashing of one month of pent up frustration and anger.

Joey: and Thunder throws Idol across the ring with a vicious belly-to-belly thunderplex.

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Cyrus: Idol being smart here by crawling around to the outside to get his wits together after that belly-to-belly.

Joey: Thunder is going out after him, but Idol tries to get back in the ring but Thunder stops him and catches him with a huge punch.

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Cyrus: Damn, Idol just got the shit knocked out him with that punch.

Joey: What is Thunder doing? He just moved up our Haitian announce table closer to the ring.

Cyrus: He hung Idol on the apron...he looks like he is setting him up for a german suplex...

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Joey: OH MY GOD!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Cyrus: Jesus fucking christ, it is just a damn belt. Its very important to these men but is it worth their lives?

Joey: The passion these men have is astounding. Thunder is getting up and rolls Idol back in the ring. Thunder slowly gets up, but walks straight into a HUGE superkick.

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Cyrus: Idol is looking at that turnbuckle like its a naked woman.

Joey: He can't do this. He can't have much left...

Cyrus: The hell he doesn't... he is on the top rope!

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Joey Styles: He's gonna do it folks...

Cyrus: HE DIVES OFF THE ROPE...

Styles & Cyrus: DIVING ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!

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Joey Styles: Idol crawling toward Thunder.

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Cyrus: He's almost there...

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Joey Styles: He puts the arm over Thunder...

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Referee: 1...2...3!!!!

~~~Bell Rings~~~

Ring Announcer: Here is you're winner and the NEW XWC World Heavyweight Champion...THE IDOL!

*** Idol has an looks down in awe of winning the title before looking into the camera with a smirk before going to the ramp to pose one more time as pyro goes off. ***

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* Camera goes to Joey Styles & Cyrus at the announce room. *

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Joey Styles: People, I can't believe what I just witnessed.

Cyrus: We aren't even close to being done because we still have one more match. The main event.

Joey Styles: The main event tonight is not about titles. Its not about a grudge. Its not about earning the others repsect.

Cyrus: Yeah. Tonight's main event is about one thing...

Joey Styles: You...the fans.

*** Scene fades to a video package.***

( "Ace Of Spades" By Motorhead plays as LC and James Steele highlights air.)

If you like to gamble, I tell you I’m your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/2608/057ty.jpg
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/4128/corino9xe.jpg

The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don’t share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/8323/28badseed12su.jpg
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/1483/sc1yz.jpg

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it’s all the same to me,

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/4355/shane16zq.jpg
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/4688/121500mk3corino9cq.jpg

Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/1189/119lg.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9697/132wd.jpg

You know I’m born to lose, and gambling’s for fools,
But that’s the way I like it baby,

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/7063/rockvsshane1cx.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8415/corinorhodes6gl.jpg

I don’t wanna live for ever,
And don’t forget the joker!

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/7425/shaneleap8nu.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/388/113sd.jpg

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read ‘em and weep, the dead man’s hand again,

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/3899/shaneangle0ev.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8100/024is.jpg

I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it’s gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8803/035nf.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/1822/030nc.jpg
http://img151.echo.cx/img151/1818/wwf0ao.jpg
http://img240.echo.cx/img240/9841/steelelc6nf.jpg

NEXT!

El Santo
06-06-2005, 06:00 PM
Hot show, JS. I must say that your matches are perhaps the clearest to read out of any of the e-feds.

Good thing I don't gamble, because I would've put my money on Thunder.

Fenix122
06-06-2005, 07:05 PM
James Steele: Tonight, those 2 men will become one...

:lol: :naughty:

James Steele
06-06-2005, 08:34 PM
You are a dirty minded bastard.

Azriel
06-07-2005, 05:22 PM
Pretty good and Danny Electric as champ=ratings

El Santo, you rock dude. That was cool

El Santo
06-07-2005, 06:30 PM
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“Serene” Gene: “This is ‘Serene’ Gene, the World’s Most Amish Announcer, and I am backstage asking random fans what they thought of the Wrestlestock results.”

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Gene: “You sir … the one in the mask!"

El Satan: "..."

Gene: "What was your reaction when Idol picked up the win?”

El Satan: “It dawned on me that his opponent, Thunder, had a very apt name. All sound and fury … signifying nothing. A time shall soon come when the Thunder shall be silenced….

“But now that I contemplate on it, that fool should change his name. Shouldn’t he now be called Chickenbone? After all, he’s far more likely to CHOKE. Mu hu ha ha ha…. Oh yeah, I said it. And what is he going to do about it, one wonders? Em hm ha ha ha …”

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Gene: “OOooh-kay. Another extremely awkward interview from one of our fans. If not for my seriously pacifist stance, I might just give that dork a serious ass-kicking. Until next time, this is ‘Serene’ Gene saying… peace out.”

El Santo
06-07-2005, 09:39 PM
By the way, when will be seeing the much anticipated JSvLC match?

James Steele
06-08-2005, 09:01 AM
The "James Steele vs. LC Wrestling Classic" will air tonight. We apologize but there was a power outage in the arena Sunday. Therefore, we will have the match tonight in Texas. This will be called XWC Wrestlestock: A Tuesday In Texas. :shifty:

Corndad
06-08-2005, 04:14 PM
*The Thunder Rolls hits and Thunder walks down to Ring*

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*He gets into the ring grabs mic and starts talking...*

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Well, I tell ya what fans, First comes first I want to thank you guys for supporting me all the way through the tournament, Your what kept me going and I thank you.

*Crowd cheers*

Now, Idol, You and me have been in a war. I'll admit I'm a bit beaten up tonight, however, I know the same can be said for you. If you think this is over between you and me think again. I'm still just as hungry now to become world champion, heck, I may be more hungry now cause I know what kind of performance it's gonna take to get it done.

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I know in my heart I can get it done. Idol, We dont like each other at all but I think after what we went through the other night we have found a bit of respect for each other thats why I'm asking for a Rematch for the World Title. I dont care when, where, how, doesnt matter. Fans I know you want to see that match again dont ya? Just to throw an idea out, how bout a Hell in a Cell match?

*Fans Cheer*

Whether its at an Upcoming Xplosion or whether I gotta wait till Breakdown in a month.I will work my ass off till I wear that belt around my waist. It aint over Idol.


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Now, 2nd order of business... G.A.Y.S. and Lara Emily.... We got a date with destiny this week at Xplosion. You been running your mouth both out here and in the back about us, Well, when you do that, you ass will get thunderized ask Gooner or Dazz or even ask our new champion, its not fun. You three freaks will get whats coming to you this week.

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The last thing I wanna talk about... is almost as freaky as that Lara monster... this freak... this El Satan.

*Crowd Boos*

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I mean this guy comes in, tries attacking guys 1/2 his size, pushing them around, kidnapping people, now he comes out and says I'm a choke artist. Son, If you put 1/2 the effort you put into all these stupid scemes into what you produce in the ring your a hell of a wrestler, but I'll ask this before I go on, Who exactly have you defeated here in XWC... Noone, and you got the balls to come out and tell me, who was within a second of becoming the world champion, that Im a choke artist. I dunno what school of thought you went to but... I'm not following on this one El Satano. I will tell you this. You keep running your mouth I will make sure that this Thunder storm rolls over you with GREAT VENGENCE!

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Bottom line is this... Idol.... I will be that thorn in your side until I get that title around my waist...

G.A.Y.S.... You may have the Tag Golds right now, but after this week, you'll have another gold band, the one the hospital gives you when We put you there.

Satan.... Keep talkin... I love hearing it... cause it does nothing but piss me off and ya know what happens to the weather when its pissed off... it gets nasty and takes out everything in its way.

*Thunder Drops mic and leaves to a great cheer from the crowd*


OOC- I wanted to say you guys did a heck of a job on the PPV

Danny Electric
06-08-2005, 05:51 PM
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've just got back from home and just read this hahahahahahahah

I'm stressed at the moment, need to sort stuff out.

James Steele
06-08-2005, 06:57 PM
* Camera goes to Joey Styles & Cyrus at the announce room. *

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Joey Styles: People, I can't believe what I just witnessed.

Cyrus: We aren't even close to being done because we still have one more match. The main event.

Joey Styles: The main event tonight is not about titles. Its not about a grudge. Its not about earning the others repsect.

Cyrus: Yeah. Tonight's main event is about one thing...

Joey Styles: You...the fans.

*** Scene fades to a video package.***

( "Ace Of Spades" By Motorhead plays as LC and James Steele highlights air.)

If you like to gamble, I tell you I’m your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/2608/057ty.jpg
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/4128/corino9xe.jpg

The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don’t share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/8323/28badseed12su.jpg
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/1483/sc1yz.jpg

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it’s all the same to me,

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/4355/shane16zq.jpg
http://img101.echo.cx/img101/4688/121500mk3corino9cq.jpg

Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/1189/119lg.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9697/132wd.jpg

You know I’m born to lose, and gambling’s for fools,
But that’s the way I like it baby,

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/7063/rockvsshane1cx.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8415/corinorhodes6gl.jpg

I don’t wanna live for ever,
And don’t forget the joker!

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/7425/shaneleap8nu.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/388/113sd.jpg

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read ‘em and weep, the dead man’s hand again,

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/3899/shaneangle0ev.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8100/024is.jpg

I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it’s gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8803/035nf.jpg
http://img218.echo.cx/img218/1822/030nc.jpg
http://img151.echo.cx/img151/1818/wwf0ao.jpg
http://img240.echo.cx/img240/9841/steelelc6nf.jpg

NOW!!!


~~~BELL RINGS~~~

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is tonight's MAIN EVENT!

Introducing first...LC!




*Here Comes the Money hits and out comes LC to a big pop*

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Ring Announcer: Now introducing the President of XWC and the biggest superstar in c-wrestling today. He is your hated hero... your loathed lover...your fucking god... "Don't hate him because he's better than you, more over than you, sexier than you, gets more pussy than you, gets more ass than you, doesn't have to wank like Triple A, bitch like MiguelBahena, or use fancy animations like Jabba... HE IS THE ONE...THE ONLY...OFTEN IMITATED...NEVER DUPLICATED...WOMEN WANNA COMMUNICATE SO THEY CAN FORNICATE... PAUL CARRINGTON EAT YO' HEART OUT DOGG CUZ THIS WHYTE BOI CAN RHYME 2...THE HEEL OF THE GODS...JAMES STEELE!!!

"My World" By Metallica hits and James Steele comes out next to a mixed reaction
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Joey: The match starts off with LC and Steele shaking hands in the middle of the ring as the ref sounds the bell.

Cyrus: Steele and LC tie up and LC shoves Steele down. LC gives Steele a little smile. Both men tie up again and this time Steele shoves LC down.

Joey: Steele takes a bow right in front of LC. Back and forth action ensues as Steele whips LC into the ropes and hits a sweet dropkick.

Cyrus: Cover by Steele: 1……………..2……..Kickout by LC. Steele picks up LC and hits a suplex off the middle rope.
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Joey: Steele goes to the top rope and comes off with a splash to LC. Cover: 1……….2……….Kickout.

Cyrus:Steele throws LC out of the ring and poses to the crowd. Crowd starts to get on Steele a little by calling him a pussy. Oh snap.

Joey: Steele comes out after LC and LC whips Steele into the steel (no pun intended) steps. LC picks Steele up and whips his ass into the ring post. The match is starting to get heated.

Cyrus: LC DDT’s Steele’s head right on to the steps. LC gets back into the ring and calls for a flying elbow to Steele on the outside.
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Joey: Steele gets out of the way and LC comes crashing down. Both men are down.
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Cyrus: Steele gets up first and drags LC back into the ring. Both men are bloody.
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Joey: Fans starts clapping out of respect. Steele whips LC into the ropes and hits a sweet spine buster on LC. Instead of going for the cover, Steele decides to pose the the crowd though.
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Cyrus: LC quickly rolls up Steele. COVER: 1………….2………..Kickout. Steele is pissed and starts hammering LC’s back with lefts and rights. Steele tries another irish whips, but LC reverses and sends Steele into the corner.

Money Buster By LC
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Joey: LC calls for the flying elbow again and connects off the top rope.

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Cyrus: LC goes for the cover, but Steele kicks out at 2. LC signals for his LCKO. Steele sees it and rolls out of the ring as the audience is clearly behind LC now. Fans are chanting “Beat the Heel” “Beat the Heel.”

Joey: Steele grabs a chair, but the ref takes it away from him. Steele pulls out brass knucks from his shorts as the ref goes to put the chair back.

Cyrus: Steele goes to nail LC, but LC counters and kicks him right in the nuts to a huge pop.

Styles: I thought this was supposed to be a clean match. Steele is clearly out of hand here. Wait Wait, LC is now going for the knucks. He must be fed up with Steele’s antics.

Cyrus: LC puts on the knucks and Steele ducks and LC knocks out the referee. Steele gets up and LC hits the

Styles: LCKO! LCKO! LCKO! LCKO!

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Joey: LC covers Steele as the crowd counts to 5. LC goes to wake up the ref. Steele comes from behind and gives LC a low blow. Steele goes to grab a chair again. LC grabs the knucks once again. Steele swings the chair and nails LC, just as LC nails him with the knucks. Both men are down

LIGHTS GO OUT

Cyrus: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

LIGHTS COMES BACK ON AND NOWHERE MAN IS IN THE RING.
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FANS POP FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN BOOOOO THE FUKING SHIT OUT OF HIM. Nowhere Man looks towards the crowd and smiles.

Joey Styles: Nowhere Man picks up James Steele and LC. He’s going to go for a Double Drop From Nowhere.

BUT NOWHERE MAN DROPS STEELE DOWN AND NAILS LC WITH A DROP FROM NOWHERE.
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Cyrus: Nowhere Man pulls Steele on top of LC...

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REF wakes up and makes a count. 1…………..2………..3

Winner: James Steele

Styles: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. Did Nowhere Man just assist James Steele to defeat LC? How…WHY…..I can’t think right now.

Steele gets up and gives a nod to Nowhere Man as XWC goes off air. Porn Is Next.

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James Steele
06-08-2005, 07:01 PM
To my XWC Superstars:


I'm sorry.



Sincerely,

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James Steele
XWC President

James Steele
06-08-2005, 07:09 PM
:lol:

Savior
06-08-2005, 07:35 PM
Could of atleast gave me the tag titles before you left.

El Santo
06-08-2005, 07:41 PM
To my XWC Superstars:


I'm sorry.



Sincerely,

http://img81.echo.cx/img81/3331/jssig3ay.jpg

James Steele
XWC President


:?:

Azriel
06-08-2005, 07:43 PM
He's shutting the place down El Santo. You're more than welcome to come to TNA though

El Santo
06-08-2005, 07:48 PM
Wow. Didn't even get to be booked in a match or nothin'. Ah well. Comme ci, comme ca.

Maybe I'll try TNA after a short hiatus.

James Steele
06-08-2005, 07:51 PM
Azriel, XWC is LC's now. He said fuck me, now I say fuck him. We wanted to bitch about everything I did. FINE! LC CONTROLS XWC.

Corndad
06-08-2005, 08:41 PM
wait what the heck is goin on? LC. Are you gonna be running this now? just wanted to know whats gonna happen with XWC. The Smart thing would be to jump ship I wanted to stay loyal to XWC since its where I got my start. I think we got a core we can work off of with Idol, Satan, Me, and a few others. I dont know the whole story but i just assume creative differences. You should also delete some PMs you are full.

Corkscrewed
06-08-2005, 08:52 PM
SWERVE!!!!







:shifty: :shifty:

El Santo
06-08-2005, 09:31 PM
wait what the heck is goin on? LC. Are you gonna be running this now? just wanted to know whats gonna happen with XWC. The Smart thing would be to jump ship I wanted to stay loyal to XWC since its where I got my start. I think we got a core we can work off of with Idol, Satan, Me, and a few others. I dont know the whole story but i just assume creative differences. You should also delete some PMs you are full.

Well, in a way I understand JS's motivations. It can't be easy running a c-fed, especially with all the turnover XWC was getting since the first thread. I just went back to look at the first XWC thread. There was all that promise there, with everyone signing up, and now there basically us four or five. And putting together the PPVs probably didn't give JS the time to do promos, which he loves. I mean, scoot over to the TNA thread to see what I mean.

LK
06-09-2005, 03:48 AM
You are all welcome to join TNA

Loose Cannon
06-09-2005, 03:54 AM
LOL, what in the world just happened? Steele you sly devil. And Nowhere Man too :lol:

jesus, now I have to see what the hell to do. My PM space is free again if you want to PM me. I'll sort this all out later when I get back from work.

Danny Electric
06-09-2005, 08:25 AM
Confused sexually...yes.

Love it...yes.

XL
06-09-2005, 11:49 AM
Danny Electric= 1st XWC Champ, Worst XWC Champ and Last XWC Champ??

Loose Cannon
06-09-2005, 05:01 PM
LC comes out in the XWC arena. Fans go nuts and chant 'FUCK James Steele...FUCK James Steele
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LC grabs the mic
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Crowd Continues the Fuck James Steele chant
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LC: You can say that again. Well, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. I'm just going to get right down to it. You all saw what happened last night. Somehow, James Steele and Nowhere Man decided to work together and pull a fast one on LC. Now, I don't know when those two cooked up this plan or why the hell Nowhere Man would agree to help Steele at all. I mean, was this the plan from the beginning of XWC? Was the XWC created just for Nowhere Man to get back at LC and screw him over? Was James Steele just the wing man for the guy that everyone thinks is "way to nice" to pull stunts like this?

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I don't think that's why XWC was created, but somewhere down the line, someone got a little greedy. You know, James Steele talks about LC being the greedy one, how LC wanted everything his way, how it XWC was all about LC. Well I guess you'll buy bullshit if it's marketed right, right guys? The truth is, I came to the XWC for one reason. To help James Steele put together a Federation that would be fun for everyone. When James called me to help him out that day, I was more then thrilled. This was a great oppurtunity to, not only for Steele, not only for myself, but for those out there who never c-fedded before and those who were fed up with the othr two feds.

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So when XWC seemed like is was going to die before it began, LC decided to step in. I scouted and signed every single XWC wrestler that came after me. Did Steele thank me for that? Then I decided to get XWC off on the right track by booking that first show and I think I achieved that. I wanted to make sure people took XWC as a legit federation. And it was working.....that is until Steele booked a few shows. But did I complain? No. It was his company, so I didn't say anything. I supported the guys decision. I never once argued against his ideas or took the company from him, as he tells it. Hell, you think I wanted our match to main event Wrestlestock? Think again. I wanted Thunder/Electric to main event, but Steele had to have his precious desire videos in the main event slot.


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But you know what, what Steele did to me, I don't really care. I'll be fine. I've taken a few bullets before, but I'm still here. But Steele, you just turned your back on all the guys that have been busting thier asses for this company to succeed. Guys like Thunder, Electric, Julien/Raphael, Bad Ass, and Santo. What about them James? What about their careers? You didn't just screw me over, you screwed the whole family over. But I guess that's how James Steele does things, right? You pissed all over these guys dreams and chucked them out the window. I admit, I can't run a show all by myself, so this could very well be the end of XWC. But to all the boys who stuck around and busted thier asses to make XWC succeed, I wanna say thank you. Give yourselves a hand because we made people listen when we didn't have a voice. You all are true c-fedders and I will do everything in my power to make sure all of you and the XWC will never be forgotten. I just need to know that you guys have my back as well?

LC leaves to a huge XWC chant from the crowd
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Danny Electric
06-09-2005, 05:16 PM
Danny Electric promo coming up.

Danny Electric
06-09-2005, 05:39 PM
Dream On hits and The Idol makes his way down to the ring, wearing the XWC belt.

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Idol - "Cut the damn music. Tonight was supposed to be my night, the night of The Idol, where I finally proved that I was the greatest superstar in this business. The night where I put the money where my mouth is, where I showed the world how awesome The Idol is. But what hapened, Steele happened."

Fuck Steele chant starts

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Idol - "You see, I don't usually give a damn because I know that I am bigger than this comoany but when someone tries and steals my spotlight. When they take over my time, then they piss me off. Steele you messed with the wrong guy and then you ran off like a little babay. Because you're scared, you know I was the better man and you know that I was bigger than this company."

More Fuck Steele chants

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Idol - "I don't give a fuck about the fans, about any of you backstage but Steele I will do whatever it takes to prove that I am the main event. I am the Idol, the gigolo, the worldddddddds sexiest man and if you ain't down with that. Then I have two words for you...

Crowd - "Fuck you!"

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Idol - "Oh and LC, we don't see eye to eye all the time but I have your back. It's time that XWC proved to the world that nobody messed with us, nobody messed with The Idol's company."

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Corndad
06-09-2005, 07:00 PM
*Thunder Rolls hits and Thunder comes out to a great ovation*

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*Picks up mic and starts to talk*

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Thunder: I wanna keep this short and sweet. Steele, You were a heck of a booker here in XWC, didnt always agree with ya, but as a Person this proves to me your worth. None. Heck you are making me agree with Idol right now, Im pissed off you stole our spotlight, We were the two guys carrying this company on our shoulders, putting people in the seats, and the Night WE FINALLY GET THE SPOTLIGHT... BAM... Mr. Heel has to "Steele" it. We'll Ill tell you what. I have no clue right now where this will lead me, but right now Im proud to call my self an XWC Superstar. LC, I think you got the skills to be one of the best Promoters this Earth has ever seen, I've seen your work. You gave me a start when I was down, when I needed to get rust off these bones of mine, get a fresh start, You gave that to me...and I will stand by you into any sort of battle you need fought...

*Long Pause and Crowd starts chanting Thunder... Thunder*

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Guys, This isnt about me, its about the Pride of ALL superstars here in the XWC. Idol, Satan, G.A.Y.S. Gooner, All these guys were stabbed in the back, This fed will go on. Inspite of whatever Steele thinks. Fuck him. We will do this on our own. What we need, is still here... Its you fans.

*Crowd Cheers*

And damn it Dont you leave us. We love you guys. You will be the reason this ship will right itself...


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I'll end now by saying this. XWC legacy, who knows what it will be, but I tell you guys what and this is my pledge to not only LC and the rest of the guys in the back... but to you Thunder will never give up trying to keep this thing alive.

*Drops mic and leaves while fans chant XWC... XWC... XWC...*

James Steele
06-09-2005, 07:05 PM
I almost wanna cry. :lol:

El Santo
06-09-2005, 08:10 PM
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O Fortuna (http://library.sau.edu/accelmusic/Orff%20O_Fortuna.mp3) blares over the speakers, and the Steeletron flashes on an eerily familiar display.

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LC waits in the ring, unintimidated by who he knows will appear next.

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El Satan walks to the ring, this time, without his manager.

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El Satan gives a Nazi salute to the fans, which is loudly booed.

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LC: “Alright, that’s enough, you showboater. Do have anything to say, Santo, or are you just….”

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El Satan: “That’s EL SATAN.”

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LC: “Huh?”

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El Satan: “You called me Santo, and the name is El Satan. And yes, I do have something to say, and that’s why I arrived here alone. This … is between YOU… and me.”


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El Satan: “You see, LC, there was nothing I would have liked to see more than the complete and utter destruction of this DAMNED PATHETIC C-FED. It is a blight and an embarrassment and it deserves to sent straight to hell!”

Fans: *BOOOOO!!!!!*

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El Satan: “But…

“It’s not supposed to end this way. If anyone is to destroy XWC, it will be me, not some callous prick who cares naught for anything but himself. Not this way.

“Besides, I know the ways of your dark heart. You may seem the paragon of goodness, but I know you. Deep within you beats a soul as black as the darkest circles of hell.

“If you elect to save the XWC and to continue all that we have strived for, then … you have my allegiance.”

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LC: “Damn you. How do I know I can trust you?”

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El Satan: “As a sign of my honor, I shall reveal to you something that I have revealed to no man.”

El Satan takes off his mask.

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LC: “Oh God …

“Suddenly … it all makes sense….”

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El Satan replaces the mask.

LC: “Sorry, there, Santo. When you said, ‘I shall reveal to you something that I have revealed to no man,’ I thought you were going to….”

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El Satan: “Shut up. What is this, kindergarden, where sexual innuendoes flow like wine? And it is El Satan, you dumbass!

“So, do we have a deal?”


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LC: “You have my back?”
El Satan: “Yes … for now.”

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El Satan poses one last time for the crowd… and then he’s gone.

El Santo
06-09-2005, 10:06 PM
The fans are gone, the doors are closed. Wrestlestock, the first ever PPV for the fledgling XWC, comes to an end. This only means that it’s time for…

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The Partymaster: “And it’s all for you, Mien Commissar! WOOO!”

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The Wicked Sisters, indie wrestlers from a nearby promotion, and their friends arrive, ready to party.

Who happens to show up for a surprise private appearance than legendary power crooner…

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… Tom Jones!
“Sex bomb, sex bomb. You’re my sex bomb! You can give it to me when I need to come along….”

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Rain and Lightning get the party started off with some good, clean family fun.

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El Satan reveals his identity to no man … but he will unmask for hottie French mademoiselles.

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Thunder: “Oh God…. I got so hammered. Please don’t tell me I put on a little crown and declared myself the King of France.”

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Wee Gooner: “I swear, Hardcore Bad Ass, you may be the Crimson X champion, but if you do the 'Humpty Dance' again I’m going to bash your head in. I’m serious, motherf****r.”

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Idol: “Ohhhh, crap! This was a casual dress party? Crappity crappity crap crap crap! Why am I always the last to know?”


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Voldemort: “Mademoiselle, you shall soon discover that my back massages are without equal. So declares Lord Voldemort. Muhuhahahaha….”
Mimi Wicked: “Ahhh, mais oui….”

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Lulu Wicked: “Wonderful, Lord Voldemort. Now do me.”
Voldemort: “You women and your demands!”

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Thunder: “Hey, HBA? HBA? Dammit, don’t tell me somebody put roofies in the punch.”

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Lara Emily: “OK, which one of you boys wants some of the bikini contest winner? Don’t be shy….”

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Raphael: “So… were you thinking of getting a shot at Lara Emily there?”
Julian: “UGH! Just because I’m G.A.Y. doesn’t mean I got no taste. Ooohhh, how about that saucy treat over there. Yoo-hoo! Does big boy wants a piece of the tag champs?”

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Karanka: “Ah, the night air. Such a soothing break from Tom Jones’ assult on my ear drums. Ahhh …. Ahhh… Enuch Chuch! *sniff* Must be allergic to something….” (sees the G.A.Y.S. running toward him)

“Oh, CRAP! Not again!”

*runs*

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After a crowd pleasing karaoke rendition of “Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” XWC Champion Idol prove he truly is … an AMERICAN IDOL!

Badum-bum!

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Girl: “Oh la la, Monsieur Satan! Is that a cellphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
El Santo: “Just my phone. I have it on vib-…. Whoa! That felt weird… and oddly sensuous.”

Danny Electric
06-10-2005, 04:37 AM
LMAO

Corndad
06-10-2005, 03:44 PM
ROFL... Nice Santo.

Loose Cannon
06-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Jabba, please stop PM'ing my guys to come to NCW. IF YOU'RE GONNA ask them, do it in the threads so I can see it.

Loose Cannon
06-10-2005, 07:16 PM
BTW: thanks for stickig with XWC for now guys and not selling out

Savior
06-10-2005, 07:22 PM
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Moon: Hey Cholos did you forget about us? Sure these may be highspots.com belts but F.A.G.S. if you want to put yout titles on the line well then we'll beat you faster then you can say reach around.

El Santo
06-11-2005, 07:55 PM
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The Dietz Wonder: “Holy Obscurity, BatMuret! What in the heck are we doing here? We haven’t been in XWC since middle of last month. Unless … we’re getting trotted out to job to El Satan!”

BatMuret: “Fear not, old chum. My Bat Senses tell me that at the next pay-per-view, Commissioner LC is going to unveil a naked attempt to turn around XWC’s fortunes and grab the ratings.”

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The Dietz Wonder: “Batman didn’t have any bat-senses, dork. And what does the World’s Greatest Defective think that our commissioner will do?”

BatMuret: “I have no idea, but I did propose the following diabolical idea….”

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---hiss--- ---hisssssssss----

MRRREEWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!

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The Dietz Wonder: “… It has its charms.”

BatMuret: “My thoughts exactly, old chum.”


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The Dietz Wonder: “So when you said ‘naked attempt’…”

BatMuret: “Wait for it….”


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“….”

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“Holy J***s T***y-F*****g C****t, BatMuret!”

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“Yes. Holy J***s T***y-F*****g C****t, old chum. Holy J***s T***y-F*****g C****t, indeed.”

Corndad
06-14-2005, 08:03 PM
*Thunder Rolls Hits and Thunder hits the Ring as the Fans start goings nuts...*

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*Thunder picks up mic and starts to talk*

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Thunder: Alright, Ive had about enough of this. Ive sat back long enough I got a little propostion... We need something big here to keep XWC, how bout this...Thunder. El Satan, Idol, LC, Gooner, and Karanka... 6 way HELL IN A CELL! You wanna talk bout needing ratings, Well being the biggest draw this company has ever seen, I just just layed down the gauntlet. This way, we will have an UNDISPUTED World Champion, Not this stupid guys wrestling once and getting into the finals of a tournament where the other guy had to go through 3 of the top guys just to get to the finals.

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Th: People wanna talk about shoots and swerves. I don't play those games. I do my talking in the ring, and DAMN IT Im gonna take you 5 to HELL and BACK!

*Crowd cheers...*

Th: I'll be waiting your response. Oh and Ill leave you guys with this message, A message to one James Steele. Steele, you piece of s*&T, you cocky sob, I ever meet you again, in a ring, a dark alley, parking lot wherever... YOU WILL BE THUNDERIZED and I will cause a storm so severe it will take you the whole way to a hospital bed.


*Thunder looks pissed, drops mic and leaves*

El Santo
06-15-2005, 01:02 AM
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Lord Voldemort: “Muhahahah! Yessss… I knew you were truly a man after my own heart, Severus Snapes. It is all happening as I have foreseen.”

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Lord Voldemort: “And when does Hermoine become legal, I wonder? Ha ha ha…

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“Wait, who’s there? Who dares interrupt my carnal perusal of ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’?”



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“…”



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Voldemort: “Oh, I see. You are the one they call … Thunder. Is this about that damned six way Hell In a Cell?”



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“…”



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Voldemort: “Well, prepare for disappointment. There is no way I am allowing my apprentice to enter such a farce of a match. So you’ll have to go find some other patsy for your….”

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Thunder: “You ruined this week’s episode of ‘Family Guy’, you SON OF A BITCH!!!!”

Lord Voldemort: “Ghaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”



LATER…

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El Satan: “Forgive me for my late arrival, master. I should never underestimate the power of Mexican Fiesta Night.”

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“Master?”



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“….”



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El Satan: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” [/Vader]

Savior
06-15-2005, 11:15 AM
http://www.wwe.com/images/superstars/smackdown_thumbs/melina.jpg (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/melina/profile.jsp)
Moon: Lets check out our other tag teams then whoop there ass!
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Milli: Come On I just wanna fuck...
Moon: Later!
Nas: Fine lets go beat the thudleys ass!
*1 minute later MNM gets on the ramp*
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Nas: Jesus christ he just destroyed Tommy Nightmare!
Milli: Aw this is turning me on
http://www.wwe.com/images/superstars/smackdown_thumbs/melina.jpg (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/melina/profile.jsp)
Moon: me 2
*Milli starts titty fucking her while shes sucking his balls.....yes its possible*

El Santo
06-15-2005, 04:07 PM
We need more tag teams around here. Vic and Mendez headed off to be TNA Champs and, if Jabba's stuff is accurate, the G.A.Y.S. are now in NCW.

Ahhhh... XWC. The home of tag champs.

(Hint, hint. If y'all non-XWCers out there want to be tag champs, join us first. ;) )

Savior
06-15-2005, 05:04 PM
GAYS are not allowed to join NCW unless a trade is made.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
06-15-2005, 05:08 PM
Yeah, like how Danny Electric was part of a trade. :roll:

Danny Electric
06-15-2005, 06:51 PM
Haha, I retired first and then signed up. :shifty:

Azriel
06-15-2005, 07:34 PM
Actually Santo, FTW had a match in TNA the same time they had their match here. Funny that :lol:

Loose Cannon
06-15-2005, 07:54 PM
FTW is half mine, so they will show up if needed. That Hell in the Cell match will be booked this weekend BTW

El Santo
06-15-2005, 08:18 PM
Oooh... one off matches. I like that. It may suit our severely reduced roster. :y:

Savior
06-15-2005, 09:56 PM
yeah and the other half is mine so they can be in either TNA or XWC.

James Steele
06-15-2005, 10:02 PM
:lol:

You guys should just give up. I WAS XWC. I made XWC. This will not last. I said LC was the downfall of XWC and I meant it. You need to realize it before you guys have NO FUTURE in c-fedding.

Savior
06-15-2005, 10:14 PM
Um before LC took over this was your card. xwc.ytmnd.com

El Santo
06-15-2005, 10:16 PM
Love the music.

James Steele
06-15-2005, 10:32 PM
I WROTE WRESTLESTOCK. I KEPT XWC ALIVE WHEN NOBODY GAVE A FUCK. THAT CARD WAS A JOKE YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!

James Steele
06-15-2005, 10:36 PM
Fine. Look, when all of you are in NCW's jobber list (ask Paul he's been there in both NCW and TNA), don't come begging me to put in a good word for you in TNA.

Fuck you guys. I offered you guys a chance to come with me. I told you to come with me. Alas, you want to stick with LC and the sinking ship. Fine, don't bitch when you all drown in LC's ego.

James Steele
06-15-2005, 10:38 PM
LC WROTE ONE FUCKING SHOW! One fucking show and you are all on his dick like a cheap whore. I wrote every other fucking show and booked every fucking card yet, I get no appreciation? I get no respect?

Savior
06-15-2005, 10:40 PM
James Steele...Where is he now?








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There he is!

Savior
06-15-2005, 10:42 PM
LC WROTE ONE FUCKING SHOW! One fucking show and you are all on his dick like a cheap whore. I wrote every other fucking show. Yeah I didn't really like your shows.

Corndad
06-15-2005, 10:57 PM
My favorite steele show was the one Where the entire thing was nothing but a Steele Promo and rushed matches. WHEW... blown away by that one.

James Steele
06-16-2005, 12:37 PM
Hey Corndad, how about you go to TNA or NCW where you would be nothing but a lower midcard at best. XWC...I made you a main eventer. The only reason you were even in the finals is because you don't completely suck like the rest of the roster. I made the shitty roster look like gold.

Nervous Ferret
06-16-2005, 01:38 PM
LOL oh man. The Harry Potter shit gets me like whoa. And lol @ Steele trying to garner even more atttention.

James Steele
06-16-2005, 01:57 PM
I agree, El <s>Santo</s>Satan is the goods. However, he will never EVER be in the league of James Steele.

James Steele
06-16-2005, 02:12 PM
If you guys are so pissed off at me. How about you all come to TNA and I'll whip your asses like you're Paul or Wils'n. Plus, TNA needs more jobbers. The only guy in XWC who is actually worth my time is DE and we all know that he's not even in my time zone. Seriously, Thunder could be TNA's answer to NCW's Mr.America, El Satan could be our answer to NCW's Grim Reaper, G.A.Y.S. are already in NCW sucking Jabba's dick. Its simple, XWC is dead. DEAD.

Come to TNA and get a shot at being something with you're pride intact or go to NCW and suck Jabba's dick to get a German Title match. TNA > NCW > (LC's) XWC. Look, you all want to have LC's dick up your asses because he is still here? Fine, but tell me...where is the card for the next XWC show? When will the next XWC show be up? I promise you it will be nothing compared to Wrestlestock, which I wrote, and it will only be a matter of time before LC jobs you all out to LC. I am trying to help you guys, but you're biting the hand that fed you. You are biting the hand that gave you a home with a nice spot infront of the fireplace. LC is keeping it like that now, but soon you will be outside in the snow with a rusty chain around you're neck.

Danny Electric
06-16-2005, 06:00 PM
Seriously I love James Steele.

Shame we couldn't have had the greatest duo ever ass master.

El Santo
06-16-2005, 06:09 PM
Being an TNA jobber might not be so bad. El Satan: The Jobbernator. I like that. I really do.

And am I really German Title material? Because Corky is the cat's boots and then some.

James Steele
06-16-2005, 07:12 PM
I never said you would be German Title material, you would just get fed to Corky as "payment" for sucking Jabba's cock.

El Santo
06-16-2005, 09:59 PM
Ah. Well, the feud might be enjoyable, short as it may be. Unfortunately, I'd not join NCW with that whole wedding angle they have over there. May be enjoyable for the players, but just not my cuppa tea.

El Santo
06-16-2005, 09:59 PM
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El Satan: "No. It cannot be. Without the infernal guidance of Lord Voldemort, I am...

"Lost."

Music plays: "Everybody hurts" by REM.



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El Satan: "What should I do, Iron Mario? Surely there is no way that I can win against five other men without my master's villainous interference."

Iron Mario: "Don't let it bother you. Just KICK back, and relax. Now check out my awesome shrimp and chive quiche as I KICK it up a notch. BAM!"


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Reggie Cidal: "Hey, what's that?"

El Satan: "Huh?"

Cidal: "Made you look, you dumb ASS."

El Satan: "???"

Cidal: "Oh, sorry. You DEAF dumb ASS."


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Alien: "... then I said, 'Sigourney, you've got to stop AT two movies. The whole religious enclave idea is a yawnfest, and the bald look makes you look like a dyke.'"

El Satan: "Wait... what... what did you say? Did you say 'AT'?"

Alien: "And don't get me started on the schmuck they picked up for Alien: Resurrection. Half alien, half ass is what I say."


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El Satan: "Tell me, Bowie Demon, did you ever have the feeling that the universe was conspiring to tell you a needlessly enigmatic message?"

Bowie Demon: "Well, there was this one time I got into some bad peyote. That felt like Hell.... And by the way, why in the world am I Bowie Demon? Do I even remotely look like frikkin' David Bowie? Hell, if the bookers were reaching for a parody name, I should have been Twisted Sister Demon. Dee Snider was the shizz-night."


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Idol: "Hey, El Freako. Have you seen my cell? For the life of me I can't find my friggin' cellphone."


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El Satan: "That's IT! 'Kick Ass at Hell Cell'!

"...

"Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

"Moon?"


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Moon: "Be with you IN A minute!"

Milli: "Oooh yeah, Moon, let's get intim-- ... Jesus Christ, what's the hell is between your..."

Nas: ".... Moon went to check the door."

Milli: ".................... OH GROSS!"


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El Satan: "Yessss, the pieces are falling into place! 'KICK ASS AT HELL CELL IN A'! ...Wait a minute. I mean, 'KICK ASS AT HELL IN A CELL'! It is as if my destiny were handed to me from the very depths of Gehanna."

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"Idol, Gooner, LC, Karanka... and especially you, Thunder. Prepare to abandon all hope! At the Hell in a Cell, the guilty shall be brutally punished ..."


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"And NO ONE is innocent. Muhuhahahahahaha...."



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Idol: "Whatever. You don't have to be such a drama queen, you weirdo."

Savior
06-16-2005, 10:09 PM
:rofl:

Danny Electric
06-16-2005, 10:21 PM
lol

Corndad
06-16-2005, 10:23 PM
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Idol: "Whatever. You don't have to be such a drama queen, you weirdo."


:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

James Steele
06-16-2005, 10:34 PM
:rofl:

I'll give you credit, that was funny. However, it was NOTHING compared to this promo by James Steele. I guess you could call it a "TwistedSteele Rewind"...


Click Here (http://tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=784259&postcount=103)


*Copyright 2005- TwistedSteele Entertainment Inc.*

Corndad
06-17-2005, 05:31 PM
*The Thunder Rolls hits and Thunder walks to ring...*

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*He picks up mic and begins to talk*

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Thunder: Well Fans, My favorite former booker and yours, Mr. Steele has been running his mouth again. Who would have Guessed that. His mouth cashing checks his ass cant cash. Im a lower mid carder and he made me a star so he says. I only stay in XWC cause I cant run with the big dogs

*Crowd boos*

No Steele its just that I have a trait you obviously dont have. LOYALTY. How many feds have you been in in what last few monthes, all 3 right. Boy I wish I was a booker and had to write your matches not knowing if your gonna bail ship on me. Fans, Its all politics in the back. Quite Frankly Im not into that at all, dont wanna be and never care to be. All I wanna do is come out perform and put on the table for my family back home. Less Mr Steele forgets that, some of us do have family at home.


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You can come out say none of us would ever amount to anything anywhere. Well ill say this. You gave me the push, and I suck so much, why the hell did ya give it to me. Think bout it there Einstein. You kinda just condracdicted yourself. Yea small roster you had to. I think the fact of the matter is some of us were getting to good, taking the spotlight away from you and thats why you started this whole thing from the start was so you could have the spotlight, you didnt like losing it, so ya took your ball and went home.

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I just wanna say this, when I do have children, your exactly what I DONT want them to become, cocky, rude, dishonest, disloyal. Its people like you that give us in the bussiness a bad name. You can kiss my big white hairy ass All i care. You wanted out of XWC, Leave damn it. True this may not last long but I helped get it off the ground, I will not leave it to just die like you did.

*Thunders music hits again and Lightning walks out to ring*

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Light- Hunny, I just wanted to come out here and say this. The rest in the back feel the exact same way about you Steele, You slime ball. Ya know, be glad I was the only one walking past your room when u were changing at Wrestlestock, then everyone else would know how "small" your heel heat really is.

*Crowd OOOO's*

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Yea ladies, let me tell ya, theres some guys who got it...

*points to Thunder*

and some... that just dont have it.

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While Im out here I wanna issue a challenge. Any women in the back who ever wants a piece of me.. Mae NotsoYoung, Lara Emily, even you Rain. I will show you that Lighting does strike twice.

*Drops mic and leaves*

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And that my friends... Is exactly why I love that girl. Now before I go I wanna reissue a challenge my self.. Hell in a Cell, Alteast Satan has had the balls to accept, Im still waiting guys for your anwser.

*Thunder drops mic and leaves*

James Steele
06-17-2005, 05:52 PM
:lol:

I'm not even go to reply to the stupid idea that I have been in all 3 c-feds.

Corndad
06-17-2005, 06:28 PM
:lol:

I'm not even go to reply to the stupid idea that I have been in all 3 c-feds.

If not you've jumped around between 2 like 3 times. thats the point was makin :naughty:

El Santo
06-17-2005, 08:17 PM
I don't see why he hasn't tried NCW yet, though.

JS vs. Corky for the German Championship. Sssssssmell the ratings.

Loose Cannon
06-19-2005, 02:33 PM
HELL IN A CELL MATCH IS TONIGHT w/ a promo by me for Mr. Steele. Be prepared

Savior
06-19-2005, 02:49 PM
What else is on the card (MNM?) and who's in the hell in a cell?

James Steele
06-20-2005, 01:07 PM
ROTFLMAO


Yup. See, I always posted shit when I said it was going to be posted. Yet, you all flock to LC like whores on a pantless businessman.

Loose Cannon
06-20-2005, 01:10 PM
quality over shitty PPV's on time buddy

James Steele
06-20-2005, 01:18 PM
Ok. Is that why everybody was LOVING Wrestlestock? Is that why I got a shitload of PMs about how great Wrestlestock is shaping up. LC, you just can't handle the fact that I'm better than you. You're time is up not just in c-fedding but in all of TPWW. You're becoming almost as big of a joke as Assman. Its a shame too.

Danny Electric
06-20-2005, 09:41 PM
Assman's a joke :shifty:

Savior
06-20-2005, 10:01 PM
You're becoming almost as big of a joke as Assman. Its a shame too.You lie!
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Me: Assman
Co-workers: :rofl:
Me: Loose Cannon
Co-workers: :nono:, :foc:

El Santo
06-21-2005, 12:59 AM
Since the Hell in a Cell isn't up....


I suggest a three-way for the Tag Titles: G.A.Y.S vs FTW vs. MNM

In a battle of acronyms!

If Jabba has indeed signed the G.A.Y.S, they can come back for a title match Mike Awesome/Taz style. :shifty:

Savior
06-21-2005, 02:29 AM
me 2

Nervous Ferret
06-21-2005, 02:50 AM
I don't see why he hasn't tried NCW yet, though.

JS vs. Corky for the German Championship. Sssssssmell the ratings.He has dial-up so he can't load te NCW shows. That's why

Nervous Ferret
06-21-2005, 02:52 AM
LOL though, I dunno where to start with you guys.

Danny Electric
06-25-2005, 08:32 PM
Someone took this off sticky, shame since no one posted.
Hey LC where's the show.

Loose Cannon
06-26-2005, 04:59 PM
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Gaylord: LC, what's going on with the XWC. I hear rumors of an XWC/TNA merger and I see nobody is in the building today. What's the deal? Oh, nice Title btw.

LC: Yea, just won this Hardcore Title in the thread. Well Gaylord, I just found out a little while ago, via Nowhere Man's post, that I guess the XWC guys are going to TNA. That's cool and everything. Those guys deserve a chance and I wish them the best. I know I've had problems with some guys in TNA, but TNA is a great company and the last PPV they put on was pure class. I know the guys from XWC will fit in just fine there.

Gaylord: Well is this it for XWC then? Are you closing the gates?

LC I wouldn't put it like that. As long as there is a forum, the XWC will exist. Steele may say that it's dead or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that the XWC will live on forever and those apart of this company will never be forgotten. But today, I will shut the lights and lock the doors of this building. But remember, the key will always be in my pocket :)

Gaylord: One last word about James Steele LC?

LC: Steele likes to run his mouth about everything and usually people listen. But me, I haven't listened yet and I ain't gonna start. He'll get his down the line though. Everything always comes back around.

Good luck Gaylord,

Good luck XWC guys

And good luck TNA.