Corkscrewed
06-25-2005, 03:08 PM
One day, sick and tired of people laughing at his stuttering, Matt Morgan decides to seek counsel from someone who's overcome the odds.
MORGAN: I n-n-n-n-n-n-n-need to s-s-s-s-s-s-stop stuttering. Y-y-y-y-y-y-you've overcome it b-b-b-b-b-b-before.... how d-d-d-d-d-d-d-did you do it?
BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: I powerbombed women through tables.
MORGAN: Th-th-th-th-th-that's it?
BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: Yep. One a day keeps the stutters away.
MORGAN: Okay, I'll t-t-t-t-t-t-try that.
Later that evening, the random SmackDOWN! divas are having some bake-off contest. There's food all over the place on a bunch of tables set up in the ring. Now, since it's a diva segment, it naturally degenerates into a food fight, and the divas roll around in the food trying to look sexy.
Suddenly, Morgan's ECW DVD music hits, and he comes out stalking to the ring, taking a mic.
MORGAN: S-s-s-s-s-s-sorry, but I h-h-h-h-h-h-have to d-d-d-d-d-d-do this!
Without warning, Morgan grabs Michelle McCool, sticks her between his legs (not that way), and powerbombs her through one of the tables! The other girls scream, and Morgan grabs another girl and does his old finisher on her through a second table (the vertical suplex into a forward swinging Rock Bottom type move)!!! Finally, he grabs Torrie Wilson (who had fallen) by the hair, then gives her an F-5 onto the last table!!!
He grabs the mic again.
MORGAN: Again, I'm s-s-s-s-so... wait a moment, I don't have to stutter! I can talk normally. By George! I'm talking normally! Bubba was right!!! YAYAY!!! Now, I will make everyone who laughed at me PAY!
And that's how'd they explain Morgan losing his stutter later in his career. But before every TV showing, he'd have to powerbomb a diva through a table so that he retains his speech inteligibility.
:shifty:
MORGAN: I n-n-n-n-n-n-n-need to s-s-s-s-s-s-stop stuttering. Y-y-y-y-y-y-you've overcome it b-b-b-b-b-b-before.... how d-d-d-d-d-d-d-did you do it?
BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: I powerbombed women through tables.
MORGAN: Th-th-th-th-th-that's it?
BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: Yep. One a day keeps the stutters away.
MORGAN: Okay, I'll t-t-t-t-t-t-try that.
Later that evening, the random SmackDOWN! divas are having some bake-off contest. There's food all over the place on a bunch of tables set up in the ring. Now, since it's a diva segment, it naturally degenerates into a food fight, and the divas roll around in the food trying to look sexy.
Suddenly, Morgan's ECW DVD music hits, and he comes out stalking to the ring, taking a mic.
MORGAN: S-s-s-s-s-s-sorry, but I h-h-h-h-h-h-have to d-d-d-d-d-d-do this!
Without warning, Morgan grabs Michelle McCool, sticks her between his legs (not that way), and powerbombs her through one of the tables! The other girls scream, and Morgan grabs another girl and does his old finisher on her through a second table (the vertical suplex into a forward swinging Rock Bottom type move)!!! Finally, he grabs Torrie Wilson (who had fallen) by the hair, then gives her an F-5 onto the last table!!!
He grabs the mic again.
MORGAN: Again, I'm s-s-s-s-so... wait a moment, I don't have to stutter! I can talk normally. By George! I'm talking normally! Bubba was right!!! YAYAY!!! Now, I will make everyone who laughed at me PAY!
And that's how'd they explain Morgan losing his stutter later in his career. But before every TV showing, he'd have to powerbomb a diva through a table so that he retains his speech inteligibility.
:shifty: