Random Captions!

[FourFifty]

This post is brought to you by the letters B and D… For boredom and drinking.

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And now you too can own your very own pet Mexican for less than an American pet!

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Steve learns the hard way that Red Bull will not give you wings if you pour it on your face.

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Little known fact about Bob- Lita taught him how to do the tazmission.

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Rick Martel and Jake Roberts- Two men who are happy they didn’t have to see the draft lottery.

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They were told there was some charisma on the top of the ladder.

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Just visiting Midcard hell.

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<I>*somewhere in WWE HQ*</I>
<b>Vince:</b> So we need to make roster cuts… Son, what do you think?

<b>Shane:</b> Well I thi—

<b>Vince:</b> WHO THE HELL SAID I WAS TALKING TO YOU!?!?!?! GO GET ME A CUP OF COFFEE!!! Now, my REAL son, what do you think?

<b>HHH</b> Well, I think that you should fire Scotty 2 Hotty or Chris Jericho.

<b>Vince:</b> That’ll all depend on who gets better air with The Worm.

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Matt Hardy gets some degree of revenge, with a little help from Rhyno.

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<b>Mankind:</b> and my first step in my 12 step program to kill you is to give you a really bad haircut!

<b>The Rock:</b> NOOOOOOO!!!!

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<b>Taker:</b> Hey Holly, I think I just found your talent!
<b>Holly:</b> Really? Gee man, that’s great!

<b>Taker:</b> Ooops, sorry, just a few jolly ranchers.

<b>Holly:</b> Really? I love jolly ranchers!

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<b>Kane:</b> AND THAT’S FOR THE KATIE VICK STORY LINE!!!

[Xero]

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(Moments earlier.)

D Von: I'm gonna tell Lita that you're cheating on her!

Edge: You wouldn't dare!

D Von: Watch me!

*PUSH*

Edge: Whoops... :shifty:

[Cool King]

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Shane:AAAARRRRHHHHGGGGG!!!!!

Kane:Why are you screaming?

Shane:The Diva search....It's back!!!!!!

Kane:Oh man thats nothing.

Shane:Why?

Kane:Because I know something thats worse than the Diva Search.

Shane:What?

Kane:This years Draft Lottery.

Shane:AAAARRRRHHHHGGGGG!!!!!

[Marcyo]

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Rikishi's explosive diarrhea strikes again.

[The Highlander]

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Wow, this is hot...wait...THAT'S A DUDE!!!!!...wait...no it's not.

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Bradshaw's hazing was getting extrememly obscene.

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Backlund: DON'T GO TO MONTREAL! DO NOT GO TO MONTREAL!
Hart: Why? Vince would never do anything.

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Even the Rock's head was better on the mike than Hunter.

[Shaggy]

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(Moments earlier.)

D Von: I'm gonna tell Lita that you're cheating on her!

Edge: You wouldn't dare!

D Von: Watch me!

*PUSH*

Edge: Whoops... :shifty:

possibly one of the best captions ive ever read....

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[Just John]

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Eddie always was hard to take for walks.





Edit: Last time I use imageshack....pah

[loopydate]

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Wrestling fans got their "Ultimate 'Holy Shit' Moment" the night John Layfield ripped Eddie Guerrero's spine out through his anus.

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WWE Films presents their first remake. See Steve Austin as you've never seen him before in... "Carrie!"

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BACKLUND: Dya know I wash the WWF Champion fer six years?

BRET: Yes, yes. Now, come on, I'm getting you home.

BACKLUND: INOKI'S A DAMNED LIAR!

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Yep. Even blindfolded, Jake Roberts' Hulk Hogan impression kicked ass.

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Rare footage leaked onto the Internet of the house show debut of Rhyno.

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UT: You know somethin', Glen?

KANE: What?

UT: I been thinkin' about clouds...

CROWD: BO-RING! BO-RING!

UT: Why are some of 'em fluffier than others?

SATAN: Okay, that's enough! You're really abusing this whole Faustian deal thing...

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JR: BAH GAWD STEVIE RICHARDS WITH THA CANADIAN DESTROYER!

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Adam Copeland made me swear not to tell you what happened in this picture. Let me put it to you this way. There were two poles before Matt Hardy showed up.

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Amused at first, Mick soon grew weary of Rock's air piano.

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KAMA: [Sigh] This kind of crap would never happen to a wrestling pimp. Say...

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KANE: I will. I promise. You give me a main-event storyline that doesn't involve necrophilia or turning a despicable shoot incident into a work, and I'll turn off the magnet.

[PorkSoda]

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Announcer: Fatality!

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Edge feels the wrath of the T-1000

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Lita sprays Stone Cold with her Super Soaker...filled with Evolution Koolaid

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Shane finally sees Lita eating cheeseballs.

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The invasion of the Black Eyed Peas didn't get over too well.

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Dvon: Lita! You were supposed to be the belts ABOVe the fucking ladder.