OK, so where are my checks from Vince: Fun e-mails Part 2

[Loose Cannon]

REAL E-MAIL

Hi Cena i wish you were on Smackdown! Why did you move to Raw?

I want to ask you some questions ok?

1.Who is ur BEST FRIEND on Raw?


2.Who was ur BEST FRIEND on Smackdown?


You deserve to be the WWE CHAMPION


JBL is still the meanest wrestler i've ever seen

Goodluck,Cena


From:Munther ur fan

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so I'm deciding how to reply to this. Should I just lead him on and act real nice like Cena really would and then hope he keeps sending me more e-mails and then totally turn on his ass.

Or

should I just reply back with smartass comments so he hates Cena for the rest of his life?

[James Steele]

Toy with him so when you do turn on him, he will be more scarred and bitter.

[Marcyo]

lol, LC is EVIL :naughty:

[Marcyo]

I choose option #1, BTW.

[Dark Ferrett]

that was me. :(

[LK]

Toy with him so when you do turn on him, he will be more scarred and bitter.
I would go along with that one

[Dark Ferrett]

nah jk option 1.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

I would go along with that one

[Splaya]

Go with #1 and keep us updated :shifty:

[Marcyo]

Go with #1 and keep us updated :shifty:

yes yes, absolutely

[Disturbed316]

Fuck with his head.

[The Fugitive]

:lol: Go with the first option, and keep us notified.

[The Naitch]

gotta go with the swerve

[Xero]

#1, OBVIOUSLY! :lol:

[Shadow]

1 would be best.

Just outta curiosity...why the hell are you getting Cena's emails?

[Disturbed316]

HACK

[TerranRich]

How did you get a fan email directed to John Cena??

[Bad Company]

he's probably just a little kid, leave him alone LC.

[Watson]

Convince him that John Cena is actually the Anti-Christ and that that is not his real name. He just uses it because his initials are JC therefore an obvious mockery of Jesus Christ. Lead him to believe that Cena is using wrestling to get in the minds of millions of people so he can detroy the World. Make him think that's why Cena beat Christian because he represents the millions of Christians across the globe. Then tell him that our only savior is Triple H who's name really stands for Heaven's Holy Helper and that he is Earth's only Hope for survival against the "evil doer" known as John Cena. Make him believe that when John Cena says "My Time Is Now" he is actually announcing the Apocalypse. Uh oh, I hope Vince McMahon doesn't read these forums. Wouldn't want to give him any ideas.

[Marcyo]

No worries, prodigy, he is OBVIOUSLY not reading these forums...

or else Christian and Jericho would be the current champs and HHH would be fired.

[Drakul]

he's probably just a little kid, leave him alone LC.

[Loose Cannon]

he's probably just a little kid, leave him alone LC.

[Innovator]

he's probably just a little kid, toy with him like no other LC.

[Loose Cannon]

hey, what's Cena's catch phrase he uses now again?

Not "The Champ is here"

The other one

[McLegend]

IF YOU WANT SOME

[McLegend]

COME GET SOME!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

lol yea.

ok, I'm ready now.

[Loose Cannon]

hehe

Yo Yo Yo, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Yo, what's up Munther? I know you holding down the Chain Gang in your part of the world bro. The Chain Gang needs individuals like you to lead the pack man. Cause that's how we do things, right?

I see you freestyled off some questions for me. Cool Cool. Let me answers these for you man.

My best freind on Raw is Hulk Hogan yo. Did you see what happened on Raw bro? That was a dream come true for me. Me and the Hulk do things Chain Gang style. You hear me?

Yo, I really don't have a best freind on Smackdown, but if I had to pick one, it would be the lovely Torri Wilson. She's always the first one to volunteer to be at the front of the Chain Gang. She keeps everyone's heads held high.

Yo, thanks for the cred about me deserving to be Champ bro. It's little bro's like you that make me love what I do each and every day. And yea, JBL does suck. And JBL, Munther and I got something to say to you:

IF YOU WANT SOME

COME GET SOME.

Keep it real Munther

-John Cena

[James Steele]

That is more evil than Kane Knight. DAMN!

[Innovator]

EEEEEEEvil?





INDEEEEEEED

[Dark Ferrett]

lol

[Shadow]

Again...why are you getting emails from a fan of John Cena?

Wait...YOU ARE JOHN CENA AREN'T YOU!?

[The Naitch]

lol at the Torrie Wilson remark

Watch rumours spread about this and I predict Kidman and Torrie will be divorced in 5 months. Courtesy of LC :lol:

[LK]

:lol: :lol:

[Xero]

:lol: :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL. He replied back last night.

[LK]

Post the reply

[Loose Cannon]

haha, this is hillarious because when I send e-mails, the "from" part says my real name. And he still can't tell :lol:

Anyway, here you go.


yo yo yo champ! chain gang coming in.


Do u like the Undertaker he was gonna be the New!Smackdown! champion but he was disqualified!

i was soooo excited when u defeated Y2J and Christian!

i wanted to ask some questions!

I dare you to have a match against Triple H on Monday night Raw ok?

1.Do u like Eddie Guerrero?

2.Who are the 5 most strongest wrestlers on WWE??[Including u][plz. put in order]

3.Do u know any e-mails of any wrestlers?


goodluck CHAMP!

from Munther

[LK]

yo yo yo champ! chain gang coming in.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hired Hitman]

I agree with Splaya and The Fugitive for keeping us updated and notified.

[Hired Hitman]

also "She keeps everyone's heads held high." You DAMN right, Cena :cool:





I mean Loose Cannon... damn.

[Xero]

Make a few Yahoo accounts and say they're wrestlers. :shifty:

Anyway... :rofl:

[Shadow]

God damn you LC...why are people sending you these emails? Becuase if they think you're someone else when the from part clearly says your name, they're more retarded than me when I'm high as a kite.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I agree with the "lead him on and then in classic LC fashion SWERVE!! him" idea. LC, you are a comic genius. That's some hilarious shit right there. :lol:

[AareDub]

Ask him to send you money.

[Shadow]

Rofl hilarious.

But I dunno, don't you think it's a bit foolish, I mean, people really can't be THAT stupid, can they?

Answer is yes....yes they can be.

[Ruien]

You people are so bogus.

[Loose Cannon]

why do you say that?

[Marcyo]

He doesn't like swerves.

[Marcyo]

also, LC, check out your PMs

[The Naitch]

yo LC, I'll PM you my e-mail addy and I want you to give it to him.

I'll pretend I'm Ric Flair!

[Skippord]

Pretend your HHH hold the kid down

[Blanka]

LMAO

[Savio]

why do you say that?Tell him I'm Visera.

[Schoenauer]

So how many e-mails are you going to reply to before the heel turn?

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

tell him I'm Kerwin White

[Blanka]

tell Triple H died in a car accident

[Bad Company]

good god man, he's probably about 7 years old!

[Ruien]

why do you say that?

You are teasing with a little kid most likly. So you going to toy with him, then blow up in his face (from what you said) just so he hates Cena. Ya, that is bogus.

[Schoenauer]

Tell him I'm Edge.

[ddpBANG]

Tell him I jerk off squirrels.






















No, wait! Don't do that.

[Psycho C]

Yeah, we all know you prefer chipmunks because you enjoy their high-pitched squeaks.

[Xero]

You are teasing with a little kid most likly. So you going to toy with him, then blow up in his face (from what you said) just so he hates Cena.
Best. Idea. Ever.

[Loose Cannon]

So now I've convinced his freind I'm John Cena as well. He sent me an e-mail too. I'll post it later.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

So now I've convinced his freind I'm John Cena as well. He sent me an e-mail too. I'll post it later.

:rant:

[Kane Knight]

Tell him I'm Trish. I'll cyber with him and send you all the results.

[Psycho C]

Anyone else find KK's last post creepy?

[NoRoolz]

On the contrary, I find it kind of kinky... And I likes my kinky :naughty:.

[James Steele]

...

[Marcyo]

Anyone else find KK's last post creepy?

:naughty: creepy indeed

[The Naitch]

LC is being gay. He wont even tell the kid that I'm Ric Flair. Gay

[Loose Cannon]

I haven't e-mailed him back yet after you sent me the PM.

[The Naitch]

keep me posted, Mr. Swerve

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

what's going on with this? Don't tell me you've dropped this like you dropped the 100 greatest wrestling momnts of all time too. :rant:

[Nervous Ferret]

REAL E-MAIL

Hi Cena i wish you were on Smackdown! Why did you move to Raw?

I want to ask you some questions ok?

1.Who is ur BEST FRIEND on Raw?


2.Who was ur BEST FRIEND on Smackdown?


You deserve to be the WWE CHAMPION


JBL is still the meanest wrestler i've ever seen

Goodluck,Cena


From:Munther ur fan

----------------------------

so I'm deciding how to reply to this. Should I just lead him on and act real nice like Cena really would and then hope he keeps sending me more e-mails and then totally turn on his ass.

Or

should I just reply back with smartass comments so he hates Cena for the rest of his life?lol