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TerranRich
07-05-2005, 08:23 AM
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TerranRich
07-05-2005, 08:23 AM
And my own submission:

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Carlito: He said it! He called me brother! Where is de apple?

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Carlito: And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron!
Hogan: Ow! My bald, red head!
Angle: Take thi-- ew...

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Show: Yeah, um...Kane...that was kinda...eh...
Kane: It was a misfire! Honest! This doesn't happen all the time!
Show: Kane, there's nothing to be ashamed about...

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Edge defies gravity and dances brutally on Big Show's knee!

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Romeo: Hey! You want to dance? No? Yes? All right, don't worry about it.
Antonio: You want him? Me? Him? Me?
Lilian: Why is Haddaway playing in the distance?

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Get your Big Vis™ Action Doll today! Complete with butt-humping action!
JR: BAWGAWD, that humping ain't made of no jujubees, I can tell ya thayat!

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Chris: Huh huh, your logo is upside down.
Cena: Er?

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Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits?
(Correct spelling, bitches!)

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Val: Ahh! You've got a furry creature on your upper lip! Get it off!

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Hogan botches trying to save HBK from the X-Pac sucking machine.

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HBK: And ONE, and TWO, and THR--- whoops.

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HBK: Aw...I killed the Big Orange Monster.
Fans: Ding dong, the monster's dead! He won't pose no more, Shawn superkicked his head...

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Hogan: What do you MEAN it's 2005?

Hired Hitman
07-05-2005, 08:29 AM
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Look at the kid in the top left corner. :love:

snakeboss
07-05-2005, 08:49 AM
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Hogan: Only I wear Red! Understand!

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Chris: You got a scratch on that!
Cena: Oh man...

ddpBANG
07-05-2005, 09:20 AM
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Jericho: Ah, man. It used to work John I promise.
Cena: Yeah, sure man
Jericho: Come on laser finger.

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HBK: And this is for thinking you can act.

Xero
07-05-2005, 09:46 AM
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Hogan: Your mother smells of feces and you have a chia pet on your head!
Carlito: BUH!?

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Jericho: You know, I had one of those before. It wasn't as flashy, but it meant more than that piece of sh-
(The WWE cuts to commercial.)
Jericho (to the production team): OH SURE, CUT ME OFF NOW, WHEN I START TELLING THE TRUTH!

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Not only the kid, but is it just me or does almost every fan in this picture have a happy look on their face?

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Michaels: OH! A PENNY! Let me just bend over...
*BOOT*
Michaels: OH! I'M SORRY HULK! DID I KNOCK YOU OUT?
Hogan: No...
*STOMP*

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Hogan: I just had the craziest dream! And Jericho was there, and Shawn was there, and Benoit was there with a baseball bat! They said I should retire! Why do I have a headache?

wrestlingking
07-05-2005, 10:25 AM
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Hogan:I want some of that hair brother!

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The fires of hell rose when Kane tried to do his Hogan impression

Cool King
07-05-2005, 10:47 AM
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Hogan: YOU SUCK!

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The farting contest got off to a good start, with a whopper of a fart from Cena.

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I guess the kid in the hat isn't a Hulkamaniac.

Skippord
07-05-2005, 10:55 AM
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Hulk:Ya know somethin brother you cant date my daughter
Carlito: :shifty: um yeah dammit didnt already nail her :naughty:
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WORST RETIREMENT HOME EVER!!!
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JR:and welcome to giant midcard hell hey Snitski get your ass in there Edge nail my wife
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asphyXy
07-05-2005, 11:13 AM
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Hogan:I want some of that hair brother!


:lol:

Savio
07-05-2005, 11:20 AM
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Kid: :):y::|:mad::n:

shawn112233
07-05-2005, 12:18 PM
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Not only the kid, but is it just me or does almost every fan in this picture have a happy look on their face?

I think they were smiling at the posing and they did not have enough time to react to the superkick by HBK

Blanka
07-05-2005, 01:44 PM
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Hogan: You're a homo!
Carlito: Dat's cul.

Chavo Classic
07-05-2005, 02:06 PM
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Do you get tired of inflating your life size Hulk Hogan leather doll by hand, then maybe it's time you bought a Hogan footpump available now from all good retailers priced £15.99

Order now and receive a free Lita STD test as a special bonus :D

BatistaBomb
07-05-2005, 04:07 PM
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I'm Not A Dumbass I Just Play One On TV

Vastardikai
07-06-2005, 12:36 PM
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Hulk: Why did you kick Kevin Rutmanis out of the Melvins, brother?

Carlito: Hey, man. I'm not Buzz Osbourne, ok?

Hulk: Then... Why did you break up At the Drive-in, brother?

Carlito: :|

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Calling him Buzz Osbourne and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez was one thing, but calling him the Drummer from Kansas just pushed Carlito over the edge.

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The referee does Kane's flame trick, is the next cut.

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Cameraman: This is gonna be the coolest Big Show surfing video EVER!

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Declaring that you roll around in guacamole naked isn't a good way to pick up chicks...

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When Giant Terds attack...

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Y2J: And the wheel of firing stops on... TRIPLE H! I CAN FINALLY GET A PUSH!

John: Uh, dude, it clearly says Maven, you're looking at the wrong end...

Y2J: Damn, I guess I better get to waxing Vince's car, huh?

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John didn't want to hear about how one has to "Pay their dues."

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Hearthrob: WHOA!

Val: What, it's a boot to the face.

Hearthrob: Not that, I just can't believe you're actually on Raw!

Val: :'(

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Not so much a caption, but why is the fat broad taking a picture of Shawn's package?

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Cameraman: That's gonna be the most SCREWED UP Limbo pole EVER!

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Shawn: Look at him, heh. He looks like he was crucified. Just like...

*thinks for a second*

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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Hulk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK MORE SENILE THAN FLAIR?

AareDub
07-06-2005, 01:18 PM
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For the last time, you're not a jedi and I'm not Padme!!!

Gone Mad
07-06-2005, 01:22 PM
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Hogan: ...Wait a minute. YOU'RE THE VILLIAN FROM MR. NANNY!
Carlito: ...um.. no. :shifty:

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Kane's heel turn started this week when he ruined James Hetfield Appreciation Night.

**insert neg rep right here.**

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Lillian was impressed. Antonio was right when he said Romeo could sing "M-Bop" word for word.

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And now a scene from this week's OZ.

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Finally Jericho became champion after he fooled Cena with the "hey, you got something on your shoulder"-and-then-poke-him-in-the-eye game.

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Cena: JERICHO! NONO! TOO SEXY, TOO TOO SEXY! MUST.. TURN AWAY!

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I didn't know Val was still doing those kinds of movies.........

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Hogan should learn to never run into HBK during yoga.

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JR: BAWGAWD! HOGAN SOLD A MOVE!!

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KingofOldSchool
07-06-2005, 01:23 PM
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He just kicked the rest of my hair off, brother!

PorkSoda
07-06-2005, 02:40 PM
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Vince: *Evil look* It's time for MORE roster cuts! I'm going to cut people who have loads of talent! HAHAAHA! Now where is that gay boy, Antonio?
Viscera: Quick, hide, Vince is after you!

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Jericho: That belt spins!
Cena: Hey, it does.

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Hogan: That's my daughter, Brooke with no makeup? Damn...no wonder Kurt called her that.

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HBK: I wish I could help you Hogan, but I need to take a shitload of steroids.

TerranRich
07-06-2005, 02:50 PM
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Hearthrob: WHOA!

Val: What, it's a boot to the face.

Hearthrob: Not that, I just can't believe you're actually on Raw!

Val: :'(

Um, hate to break it to ya, but that's not one of the Heart Throbs (neither Antonio nor Romeo)...that's Rene Dupree. ;)

Vastardikai
07-06-2005, 03:28 PM
Um, hate to break it to ya, but that's not one of the Heart Throbs (neither Antonio nor Romeo)...that's Rene Dupree. ;)

Damn, it sucks to work on Mondays. :p

Seriously, I didn't recognize Rene. And I barely remember what the Hearthrobs look like half the time. Shows you how memorable they are. :(

So, let me retry that one, since I pulled a Lita right there...

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Rene: Are you trying to kick me?

Val: Uh, no. Hey, did you hear that Vastardikai called you a member of the Heartthrobs?

*Rene turns to Vastardikai*

Rene: I AIN'T NO F****** HEARTHROB!!!! :rant:

*Val kicks him*

Rene: :mad:

Blanka
07-06-2005, 03:39 PM
LMAO

Nice save.

Vastardikai
07-06-2005, 03:40 PM
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meet the lovechild of Kurt Angle and Eric Bischoff...

Flagg77
07-06-2005, 04:22 PM
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Antonio: It's okay Lillian, we don't know who we are either.
Romeo: Yeah, in fact this storyline will probably end with one or all of us getting cut without any explanation.

Joey Slugs
07-06-2005, 06:04 PM
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"Listen here, Martel."

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Even the TitonTron fell asleep during the Hogan segment.

or

KIds taking Bozo out for finding out that the $100 was fake.

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When Nash Attacks: Flames go up and Kane tears his quad.

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Even the WWE needs to rip off the Matrix atleast once.

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"Are you kidding me? Romeo's nose is MUCH smaller than Hunter's."

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I just didn't picture this when they brought up "Bikini Boot Camp"

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"I'm serious John, trust me. It's happened to me. The name does change to Triple H under the ring lights."

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Cena's reaction to Y2J's Hogan impersonation.

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Buff Bagwell's new gimick just won't last.

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Front row tickets to Raw: $100 each
Parking: $20
Beers: $6 each
Carlito Shirt:$25
Photo Texting Pics of HBK's crotch: Priceless

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"Look! They're break-dance fighting."

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Shawn is as shocked as the crowd is: Hogan actually sold a move.

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"2005? Really? Wow. Do you have flying cars yet?"

or

The Ref frantically tries to pump Hogan back up as not to reveal his true form: Harvey Whippleman

Shaggy
07-06-2005, 06:52 PM
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That guy at the bottom left corner looks like a out of shape Kevin Nash....Wait...it is Nash?.....

only kidding....

But doesnt he look like Nash....very weird...

.44 Magdalene
07-06-2005, 09:11 PM
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"Even as a zombie I get no respect!"

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Little did Hogan know that Carlito had him targeted under the table with his OWN rocket finger.

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Domokun: The Movie.

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...It was the last wacky adventure that Mr. Magoo ever had.

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And with a bullet time smack to Big Show's ass, Rocket Edge was away!

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Oh shit, the rocket ring was going the wrong direction!



:shifty: Sorry, I have some kind of obsession with rockets tonight.

Flagg77
07-07-2005, 04:52 PM
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Hogan: And that kids, is why we don't stick our new shiny belts in the toaster.

Flagg77
07-07-2005, 05:01 PM
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Moments later: Backstage, Viscera would weep with nostalgia knowing that sodomizing the lower card just wasn't what it used to be.