The funniest and yet most depressing match i've seen

[Dave Youell]

http://www24.megaupload.com/files/3e5360bff7226f0060adefb9128c0c36/sprulestylercommentary.WMV

Watch this shit, it's from an UK indy fed called OPWO, just to let you know I have nothing to do with these guys, but I did know a few people on the show, not the guys in this match however.

Worst match ever, the history of wrestling. Just watch it.

It's becoming a depressing trend in the UK that anyone thinks they can put a show together and then book themselves in the matches, I think a grand total of 32 people actually paid to watch this, enjoy!

[The Mackem]

I'm at work Dave, give me the jist.

[Dave Youell]

I'm at work Dave, give me the jist.
2 terrible backyard like wrestlers, going at it with no pyscology at alll. The only thing that makes up for it is someone has done comedy commentry over it

[Cool King]

(Commentator talking about Kriss Sprules)"This is the man that almost stole Rob Van Dam and Christian from the WWE."

:rofl:

[SuperSlim]

ah man that match was so sad.

I could pull a better match out of my own butt then those two combined.

:'( Don't watch it. It'll hurt your eyes.

[Lamuella]

"JESUS H CHRIST! A CHOP TO THE CHEST! Cage tyler is dead. He is dead."

I want to weep.

[Blanka]

LMAO

Sad things is they may make it into the WWE as main eventers.

[Chavo Classic]

LMAO

Sad things is <s>they may make it into the WWE as main eventers.</s> TNA has already signed them up for the X Division

[wrathchildCEW]

This match, and moreover Kriss Sprules himself, is everything that is wrong with British wrestling. Apparently, the rest of that show was of a very high quality, but this is what the whole evening will be remembered for, a piss-poor clusterfuck with two backyard twats rolling around the ring like they're scared to take a bump. It's so bad it's not even funny, much like Kriss Sprules' personal claims that:

* He is a professional, with four years proper training from other professionals

* He is a world-reknowned UK wrestler

* He has been offered work by numerous top US and Japanese feds, including ROH and TNA

* He is TNA's official UK scout

* He is in close contact with several WWE stars and could get them on his shows if their contracts allowed it

* He is, in fact, worth the oxygen he breathes

He also went on after the match to claim that it was a work, and he was wrestling badly on purpose. When no-one bought that, he claimed his terrible wrestling was the result of a concussion sustained from a DDT (which happened 12 minutes into a 15-minute match). No-one bought that either, and he's been quiet for some time.

The only good thing about any of this is that awesome, AWESOME spoof commentary.

That is all.

[shawn112233]

Commentator: He's countering it! He's countering it! OMG! On one foot! On one foot! Kriss Sprules is up! He's made the ropes! I have never seen a move countered like that in my entire 9 minutes career of commentating!

:lol:

[Corkscrewed]

"Don't be fooled by the bland pack or the bland clothes or the bland... valet... this man is a monster!"

"Coming in through the crowd... didn't take him long."

"He looks like a poor man's Jeff Hardy, but don't be fooled, he... IS a poor man's Jeff Hardy."

"Apparently a capacity crowd tonight... OH! TWELVE!"

"These two men hate each other for all of... 9 seconds.."

"You can hear the crowd getting behind him..." *long pause* "...someone's clapping for him..."

"Is he gonna apply that world famous... headlock position?"

"Chris Sprules has lost his traditional afro to make him more... aerodynamic."

:rofl:

The WWE needs to hire this commentator. He. Is. Gold.

I'll post more later, or else I'll waste time at work. Good shit, Dave.

[Xero]

Forget psychology, what the fuck was that? :wtf:

[Corkscrewed]

OMG. Worst. Sharpshooter. Ever.

And I LOVE this commentator!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Savio]

Capacity crowd of 12!

[Blanka]

Replace Michael Cole with this guy.

[Savio]

Sprawls belly push > The Pounce

"Dust got in his eye"

[Cactus Jack]

To bad I could'nt watch it, this is what it said when I was trying to watch it.
The source filter for this file could not be loaded.But I can see by all of your posts that it was horrible so I guess I'm glad I did'nt see it.

[JJ Moore]

STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STUNNER

[JJ Moore]

"Melina, is that her name, i ahve no idea what that silly cows name is so im gonan call her melina."

"Followed by a rather homoerotic pin"

Gold

[JJ Moore]

"He's sitting on his face and telling him that he loves him"

[JJ Moore]

"Doing a victory lap of the living room"

[LK]

lol at the commentator

[LK]

awful, just awful

[LK]

The Sharpshooter, the dropkick, the pedigree, the general shittieness of each wrestler. Makes Steiner/HHH look not too shabby.

[Pepsi Man]

Yeah, pretty atrocious, but I didn't really think the announcer was that great either, even considering the circumstances. Nice try, not happening.

What I found funny was that I managed to convince my brother-in-law that that was TNA's latest Impact's opening match. I haven't downloaded Impact yet, and then looked at that, and I decided to call him in.

"Come look at this! TNA guys now wrestle out of Jerry Jarrett's fucking living room. (laughter)"

He came in and saw the match, and I had him. We laughed and had a discussion about it all during dinner, and then later, I informed him that it was in fact, not TNA Impact.

Probably sounds stupid, and in truth, kind of is, but well...it made me laugh for a long time.

[RK0]

;) Yeah, i'm dedinatly, going to throw away austin vs. the rock for these two guys doing some crappy arm locks and head locks! hell yes! EVERYONE THROW AWAY YOUR ECW/WCW/WWE VIDEOS AND BUY THIS STUFF! YESSSS! lol, the announcer is funny, "Oh my gawd, he's got 'em in an arm lock, this could break his arm, oh no!"

[Joey Slugs]

:nono: :n: