Which wrestler would you like to see next write a book?

[Gertner]

Many wrestlers have written books , so which one would you read if they wrote one?



I'd have to say Jake the Snake Roberts.

[LK]

Heyman or Raven

[bobhoffnee]

Triple H

And that Making the Game crap doesn't count

[Nervous Ferret]

Harry Potter

[Just John]

Kane

[Marcyo]

Raven. :y:

[Blanka]

Kurt Angle

[Psycho C]

Eugene: "My Uncle and Me"

[Chavo Classic]

Kurt Angle

Umm, he has already

[Chavo Classic]

If Jericho wrote a book I'm sure it'd be a hoot.

[ilt_undertaker]

Taker and The Macho Man

[Chavo Classic]

Macho Man's book would be so full of shameless self-promotion it'd be almost unreadable.

[SuperSlim]

Raven

[snakeboss]

Christian.

[Kane Knight]

Macho Man's book would be so full of shameless self-promotion it'd be almost unreadable.
And Taker's would be full of inbreeding and egomasturbation. ;)

I wanna see JBL do a new book. :D

[Xero]

Macho Man's book would be so full of shameless self-promotion it'd be almost unreadable.
A Vince McMahon book would be worse. He'd have a quarter of the book devoted to bashing Bret.

And, of course, Bret would then come out with an autobiography, with half the book devoted to bashing Vince.

[Kane Knight]

If Jericho wrote a book I'm sure it'd be a hoot.
Especially when he got all the names wrong on the thank you list. :D

[Kane Knight]

A Vince McMahon book would be worse. He'd have a quarter of the book devoted to bashing Bret.

And, of course, <s>Bret</s> Montreal fans would then come out with a<s>n auto</s>biography, with half the book devoted to bashing Vince.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Bret is already in the process of writing a book, all himself so none of that crap where you get a ghostwriter. It's gonna be about 3 books long though. Taking you from his roots, and everything else. That's gonna be pretty fucking awesome.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash

[SuperSlim]

Especially when he got all the names wrong on the thank you list. :D

These are the following wrestlers I'd like to thank.

Mr. Robot Chris Ben o it
Stinko Malenko
The Cock
The Nose Triple H
Bunker T
My main man Ralphie
Curtis
Eric Bitchoff
The Man Chyna
Mr. Ass-kisser Billy Gunn
Stevie Rich...I mean Austin

[Shaggy]

Raven

A real Triple H one....and yes as mentioned that making the game was crap

Paul Heyman----Would be the best book ever.

[Chavo Classic]

Man, Heyman's book would be one long angry rant at everyone.

















BRILLIANT! :D

[Schoenauer]

Matt Hardy should write a book, but I get the feeling that 2/3s of the book would be devoted to bashing Adam and Amy.

[Team Sheep]

I hope it's just a matter of time before Heyman writes a book. And no ghost writer shit either, Heyman has the quality to write it all on his own like Foley.

[Skippord]

Macho Man's book would be so full of shameless self-promotion it'd be almost unreadable.

No it would be all rap lyrics

Id like to see Taker

[Nervous Ferret]

Harry PotterOh sry I thought the topic title was "Fantasy Wizard book stars who you would like to see wrestle"

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[Nark Order]

Nash

[Innovator]

Taker

Heyman, god that'd be money

Raven

Piper

[LK]

Piper already has a book

[Fryza]

Raven, Christian, or La Parka.

[FlashyT01]

Kane

[Shadow]

Eddie.

[Kane Knight]

Jeff Hardy.

"Rehab for dummies."

[Shadow]

Jeff Hardy.

"Rehab for dummies."

We're co-writing that one.

[Goulet]

Warrior :D

[Kane Knight]

We're co-writing that one.
Sweet. Gonna give me acknowledgment?

Dedicated to KK. Not really...That's for screwing with me!

[Shadow]

Sweet. Gonna give me acknowledgment?

Dedicated to KK. Not really...That's for screwing with me!

I asked him but he said no.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Chris Jericho could write one. When he winds down from wrestling, he can make a heap on money for his family, while sitting at home. It would probably be the easiest way for him to make some moolah, save for a Chris Jericho DVD box-set. Plus the guy is great with words, and he could make me mark out on every page if it was flooded with old "Jerichoisms".

Kane writing one wood be genius. If they could arrange it to be in character (they already have a biography, but an autobiogrpahy would be nice) it would be good, but if Glen Jacobs comes clean in an autobiography and cuts loose his frustrations, it would be magic. I don't mean to pressume anything about Glen Jabocs, but I think he has qualifications to be an English teacher. This paired with the fact he must have some frustration with his character being chopped and changed regularly, and him being left out of the loop when he's been one of the more consistantly over and threatening characters in WWE history, he could write a pretty darn good book, if he hasn't started already. Writings a fantastic way to express yourself and get rid of built-up feelings, so it wouldn't surprise me if "Kane" has already scribbled some notes down somewhere to relieve some tension.

Those are the main ones from me, although Rey Mysterio could have some interesting stories to tell, and The Big Show is a genuinely enertaining guy. I might even be coerced into buying a Chistian autobiography as well.

I don't know if I mean this seriously or not, but Val Venis has been in the business for a while, and could share some good stories and experiences. "Sean Morely Treated Poorly: A Look From the Lower-Card"...:-\

[mike627]

If Heyman wrote a book it wolud blow away the entire industry.

[PorkSoda]

Nash. Every other sentence would be something like "And then I hurt my leg. And then I tore my quad. Today the phone rang and I ran to pick it up and I tore a hamstring".

Did Lance Storm write one? He could tell something good.