!Idea! Bad NFL predictions done here [Archive]

Nervous Ferret

08-02-2005, 12:27 AM

Ok, I'm sure some of you have seen those NFL commercials that are played usually around the end of the NFL season, and it is like "6 months earleir" and they have a group of fans who are making terrible predictions about the just past NFL season, anyway some I remember from last year:
-"Ricky Williams has one thing on his mind this year; and that's winning football games."
-"NFC WEST? I like the 49ers."
-"Gannon to Rice, Gannon to Brown all season longgg."

Anyway the point of current thread is to make predictions you feel could be possible for the upcoming season, and at the end of the year I will bump this thread (if I remember, which I won't) and we can all have a good laugh at each other for being fucking stupid. Anyway this may be a silly or bad idea, but it's worth a shot. Here are some of my predictions. Also, I don't want any bitching, complaining, mocking ect. in this thread.

-David Carr will be the breakout player of the year
-The Rams will be the worst team in the NFC this year
-The Patriots are a mediocre team at best, and will be lucky to make a playoff spot.

Dunno, we'll see if this catches on.

el fregadero

08-02-2005, 12:49 AM

Are you trying to make bad predictions or actual predictions?

Nervous Ferret

08-02-2005, 12:50 AM

actual bad p[redictinos

Innovator

08-02-2005, 12:51 AM

"Hey Awesome-O who will win the superbowl?"

"The New Orleans Saints"

The Miz

08-02-2005, 12:57 AM

How about instead we post standings predicitions, because your idea is retarded

NFC
East
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Washington Redskins

North
Minnesota Vikings
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Chicago Bears

South
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

West
Seattle Seahawks
Arizona Cardinals
St. Louis Rams
San Francisco 49ers

AFC
East
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Miami Dolphins
Buffalo Bills

North
Pittsburgh Steelers
Baltimore Ravens
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns

South
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans

West
San Diego Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Oakland Raiders
Denver Broncos

AFC: Steelers over Pats
NFC: Philly over Minnesota
Superbowl: Steelers over Philly

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-02-2005, 12:59 AM

Patriots are winning the Superbowl

LaMont Jordan will have a better year than Curtis Martin

TO will tear it up again.

The Miz

08-02-2005, 01:00 AM

AFC West is mad good

08-02-2005, 01:16 AM

Colts will beat the Patriots
Carolina will win the Superbowl
Peyton Manning will throw for 43 td's
Reggie Wayne will go to the Pro Bowl
Randy Moss will get 2000 yards recieving

Nervous Ferret

08-02-2005, 01:19 AM

you hurt me the miz, you hurt me.

RoXer

08-02-2005, 01:43 AM

THE ARIZONA CARDINALS WILL WIN THE NFC WEST

Cowboys will make the playoffs

Alex Smith might be decent

el fregadero

08-02-2005, 02:02 AM

NFC
East
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Washington Redskins

North
Detroit Lions
Minnesota Vikings
Green Bay Packers
Chicago Bears

South
Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints

West
Arizona Cardinals
St. Louis Rams
Seattle Seahawks
San Francisco 49ers

AFC
East
New England Patriots
Buffalo Bills
New York Jets
Miami Dolphins

North
Baltimore Ravens
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns

South
Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Tennessee Titans

West
San Diego Chargers
Oakland Raiders
Denver Broncos
Kansas City Chiefs

Crimson

08-02-2005, 11:17 AM

Benson will have the best year out of the 3 rookie rb's.

Drew Bledsoe will get sacked.

49ers will have the number one pick...again.

Bears will finish above .500(or at least 7-9 :|)

FearedSanctity

08-02-2005, 02:12 PM

NFC
East
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Washington Redskins

North
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears

South
Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints

West
Arizona Cardinals
St. Louis Rams
Seattle Seahawks
San Francisco 49ers

AFC
East
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Buffalo Bills
Miami Dolphins

North
Baltimore Ravens
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns

South
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans

West
Kansas City Chiefs
Denver Broncos
San Diego Chargers
Oakland Raiders

OssMan

08-02-2005, 02:17 PM

Joey Harrington will throw 2,700 yards Tony Gonzalez will have his best year Bears will win nfc central

The Gooch

08-02-2005, 02:24 PM

I think Favre's consecutive game streak comes to an end this year.

Packers play horrible against the Bears and Lions, but find some way to beat the Vikings twice.

Kurt Warner takes Arizona to playoff wonderland.

Doug Flutie finds a way to start a Patriots game. They win of course.

Bills make the playoffs.

Corndad

08-02-2005, 02:54 PM

Patriots are winning the Superbowl

LaMont Jordan will have a better year than Curtis Martin

TO will tear it up again.

*COUGH* HOMER *COUGH*

THe Pats will be good, but not as good as they have been with the loss of the coaches,who I thought were the masterminds behind the whole thing.

I love my Steelers and all but, if they dont get Hines signed, gonna be tough to compete with Randel EL as your number 1 WR.

Break out teams this year

Arizona Cardinals... and my suprise pick to win a Division.... Detriot Lions..

Also Cincy will have a better record then the Ravens.. Mark my words on that.

The Gooch

08-02-2005, 03:11 PM

... and my suprise pick to win a Division.... Detriot Lions..

With the help of Jeff Garcia who will be their starter come week 5.

Supreme Olajuwon

08-02-2005, 03:14 PM

The 4 conference finalists will be the lions, panthers, bengals, and jaguars.

Innovator

08-02-2005, 03:46 PM

NFC
East
New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
Washington Redskins

North
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears

South
Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
New Orleans Saints
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

West
Arizona Cardinals
St. Louis Rams
Seattle Seahawks
San Francisco 49ers

AFC
East
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Buffalo Bills
Miami Dolphins

North
Baltimore Ravens
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland Browns
Cincinnati Bengals

South
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans

West
Oakland Raiders
Kansas City Chiefs
San Diego Chargers
Denver Broncos

08-02-2005, 05:34 PM

Colts 15-1

OssMan

08-02-2005, 07:45 PM

Oh yeah Ravens vs Broncos in superbowl.

CNM

08-03-2005, 12:49 AM

Oh yeah Ravens vs Broncos in superbowl.

The Broncos in the Super Bowl sounds good to me but the Broncos and Ravens are both in the AFC

The Outlaw

08-03-2005, 03:53 PM

McNabb and TO will be bickering and fighting, and Brett Favre will come out of nowhere and knock McNabb out, and TO will come to the Packers and win the Super Bowl.

McNabb will then know that 4 > 5.

The End.

Corndad

08-03-2005, 09:46 PM

With the help of Jeff Garcia who will be their starter come week 5.

I tell ya what, You could put Ryan Leaf in there in Detriot this year and he couldnt screw it up.. look at that core of recievers they got adding M. Willaims in the draft.. Adding already to Charles Rogers and Roy WIllaims, along with a decent running game, They will be dangerous.

OssMan

08-04-2005, 02:25 PM

oops AFC Championship I meant

KingofOldSchool

08-06-2005, 01:38 AM

I tell ya what, You could put Ryan Leaf in there in Detriot this year and he couldnt screw it up.. look at that core of recievers they got adding M. Willaims in the draft.. Adding already to Charles Rogers and Roy WIllaims, along with a decent running game, They will be dangerous.

Assuming Rogers stays healthy amd Mike Williams can play to his potential.

BCWWF

08-06-2005, 03:59 AM

I hope its not true, but for some reason I don't see Nate Burleson living up to expectations. Frankly none of the Vikings recieving corps for that matter. Again, hopefully I'm wrong.

road doggy dogg

08-06-2005, 10:32 AM

The masses in Detroit will stop caring about Harrington and/or Garcia 'cause Kevin Jones will tear everything up

loopydate

08-06-2005, 01:41 PM

The Lions will finally break through. I think the Vikings might (MIGHT) win a couple more games and win the North, but Detroit will be a wildcard threat. With a healthy receiving core and Kevin Jones playing consistently well, Detroit's offensive unit will be one of the best in the league. And as long as they don't have to play huge percentages of the game (as they have the past few years), the defense will also come close to playing to their potential.

Joey Slugs

08-11-2005, 02:07 PM

NFC
East
New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
Washington Redskins

North
Chicago Bears
Detroit Lions
Minnesota Vikings
Green Bay Packers

South
Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
New Orleans Saints
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

West
Arizona Cardinals
Seattle Seahawks
St. Louis Rams
San Francisco 49ers

AFC
East
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Buffalo Bills
Miami Dolphins

North
Baltimore Ravens
Cincinnati Bengals
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland Browns

South
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans

West
San Diego Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Oakland Raiders
Denver Broncos

AFC: Colts over Pats
NFC: Falcons over Giants
Superbowl: Colts over Falcons

Gonzo

08-11-2005, 02:10 PM

Its obvious I'm not the only Giants fan here.

OssMan

08-11-2005, 02:14 PM

777 is RIGHT. bears and giants will win

BCWWF

08-12-2005, 04:01 PM

Lol, if the Bears win the North and the Vikings are third, I'll quit posting here forever.

Mr. Monday Morning

08-12-2005, 04:18 PM

Ricky Williams to find God and quit football circa week 8

FearedSanctity

08-12-2005, 04:33 PM

West
San Diego Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Oakland Raiders
Denver Broncos

No...

OssMan

08-12-2005, 06:57 PM

NFC
East
Eagles
Giants
Cowboys
Redskins

North
Bears
Lions
Packers
Vikings

South
Panthers
Falcons
Buccaneers
Saints

West
Rams
Seahawks
Cardinals
49ers

AFC
East
Jets
Patriots
Bills
Dolphins

North
Ravens
Steelers
Bengals
Browns

South
Colts
Jaguars
Texans
Titans

West
Broncos
Chiefs
Chargers
Raiders

Joey Slugs

08-12-2005, 07:48 PM

No...

Yes.

Joey Slugs

08-12-2005, 07:50 PM

Lol, if the Bears win the North and the Vikings are third, I'll quit posting here forever.

The Bears and Lions could both be 11-5 this year, the Vikings might be lucky to make 8-8.

So, um yeah.. nice knowing you.

Joey Slugs

08-12-2005, 10:24 PM

The Bears and Lions could both be 11-5 this year, the Vikings might be lucky to make 8-8.

So, um yeah.. nice knowing you.

I take it all back.

Grossman is out for the year... Bears will play for the top pick in the '06 draft. FUCK!

:nono: :nono: :nono:

FearedSanctity

08-12-2005, 10:38 PM

Grossman is out for the year... Bears will play for the top pick in the '06 draft. FUCK!

:nono: :nono: :nono:

LOL, it's the '05 season all over again for them...

See, this is what you get for putting Denver last when they'll ATLEAST finish 3rd, probably 2nd. NO WAY they lose out to Oakland

Joey Slugs

08-12-2005, 10:52 PM

LOL, it's the '05 season all over again for them...

See, this is what you get for putting Denver last when they'll ATLEAST finish 3rd, probably 2nd. NO WAY they lose out to Oakland

Fuck you, and Fuck Denver.

BCWWF

08-12-2005, 11:12 PM

The Bears are still the shit of the NFC North.

Joey Slugs

08-12-2005, 11:35 PM

The Bears are still the shit of the NFC North.

This year, they are just shit. Kyle Orton is not Tom Brady. I don't care how good our 'D' is.

AlphaBean

08-13-2005, 12:17 AM

Ty Law was the missing puzzle piece for the Lions.

LOL, I hope Joey plays the entire season, because Joey will never make the playoffs.

And ROFL, the packers lost half their offensive line, and like half their team is holding out.

The Gooch

08-15-2005, 07:57 AM

..... and like half their team is holding out.

They're not holding out, they're resting.

:-\

Packers will be lucky to be battling the Lions for second. Perhaps Farve should have retired last season. Even with the lousy Playoff game being his final game, it may be better than this season where he looks to be throwing a lot more picks and taking a pounding.

road doggy dogg

08-15-2005, 01:27 PM

NFC North is gonna be retarded this year. Bears had a legit shot until Grossman went down... now they're "eh". It would be a huge upset if Minnesota didn't take the North. Green Bay's gone to shit this year, and Detroit's still got a ways to go before they can even contend.

AlphaBean

08-15-2005, 02:26 PM

Grossman is very overrated. He's like Charles Rogers; nobody knows what he's capable of because he can't stay healthy. I mean, he did well in that game against the Vikings when he got hurt, but I saw him play the week before (maybe against the Lions or Packers) and everything he threw was a softball, even from 5 yards, they floated like marshmallows. It was horrible. And rather inaccurate, as well.

road doggy dogg

08-15-2005, 02:46 PM

Yeah I'm not saying he's like this great QB that Chicago NEEDS to win or anything, but I mean without him, look at their options. Hutchinson? Orton? I dunno. If they don't get their QB ish sorted, and Benson continues holding out... gonna be an ugly season in Chicago.

Rain Man

08-15-2005, 05:19 PM

NFC
East
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Washington Redskins

North
Vikings
Lions
Packers
Bears

South
Panthers
Falcons
Buc's
Saints

West
Cardinals
Seahawks
Rams
49ers

AFC
East
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Buffalo Bills
Miami Dolphins

North
BENGALS
Pittsburgh Steelers
Ravens
Browns

South
Indianapolis Colts
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans

West
Chiefs
Chargers
Raiders
Denver Broncos

Rain Man

08-15-2005, 05:23 PM

TO will come back and have a 1200+ yard 10+ touchdown season

Lions will make the playoffs

Carolina vs. Eagles NFC Championship

Colts win the Superbowl

loopydate

08-16-2005, 01:00 AM

TO will sign with the Hamilton Tiger Cats and have a 1200+ yard 10+ touchdown season

Fixed.

FearedSanctity

08-16-2005, 07:54 PM

As for the Oakland depth chart (http://nfl.com/teams/depthcharts/OAK), it does not inspire confidence. Oakland finished 30th in defense in 2004, and made no notable improvements during the offseason. The Raiders offensive line was shaky last season and will be presumed shaky until proven otherwise. Yes, Randy Moss has arrived, but even when he's in the mood to play, he has rarely done much on defense or on the offensive line. Here's a prediction that could make me look bad later: Oakland could be the worst team in the league.

Gregg Easterbrook
NFL.com

This guy perfectly explains my reasoning as to why Oakland will not finish beyond last place in the AFC West

CNM

08-17-2005, 03:19 AM

The Broncos will not finish last. I guarentee that.

FearedSanctity

08-17-2005, 05:35 AM

AlphaBean

08-17-2005, 08:57 PM

That's what I've been saying, and I may be biased, but come on.

Oakland may have good offense, but aside from Woodson, really NO defense.
Who knows which Kansas City we'll see this year. The good or the old
San Diego, I swear last season was luck. How can Brees be consistently bad, then just get good out of nowhere. They'll do good, though.

There is NO WAY Denver finishes last

I'll tell you how:

He's young. He was in like his third or fourth year, and trained harder in the offseason. That's how.

But I love how two posts in a row in the "BAD NFL PREDICTIONS" thread stated that Denver won't end up in last. :love:

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-18-2005, 12:30 AM

Derrick Johnson has been doing work for KC and they added good players to their secondary. They could be serious this year

AlphaBean

08-18-2005, 12:34 AM

What's the deal with Sammy Knight? He's not old. He's pretty goddamn good, and he was an undrafted free agent. Which means, he's worked his ass off to get where he is. Why does he keep getting let go? I never get how some players just can't stick with one team.

Also, dunno about Kendrell Bell. It would be so hot if he lasted an entire season and tore shit up.

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-18-2005, 12:42 AM

I don't understand why the Kansas City offense is good. I mean I can see them being good with players they have but the numbers they put up as a team are ridiculous

AlphaBean

08-18-2005, 12:44 AM

Vermeil.

Also, that offensive line is fucking sick. LOL at the Saints getting rid of so many amazing players over the years, yet still blowing hardcore. HARD.

CORE.

The difference between Dick Vermeil, and Jim Haslett.

Skippord

08-19-2005, 04:07 AM

LOL, it's the '05 season all over again for them...

See, this is what you get for putting Denver last when they'll ATLEAST finish 3rd, probably 2nd. NO WAY they lose out to Oakland

Thank You Denver>Oakland

Skippord

08-19-2005, 04:08 AM

Fuck you, and Fuck Denver.

Fuck you

CNM

08-19-2005, 04:32 AM

Look at the Chargers first 9 games. I could easily see them going 2-7 or 3-6. They had a flukish season last year where almost every break went their way. It won't happen two years in a row.

Skippord

08-19-2005, 04:44 AM

Look at the Chargers first 9 games. I could easily see them going 2-7 or 3-6. They had a flukish season last year where almost every break went their way. It won't happen two years in a row.

You from Colorado

AlphaBean

08-19-2005, 08:52 PM

Thank You Denver>Oakland

Denver won't have a dominant running game, now that the rules have changed.

Just like the Raiders of the 70s started sucking after Steroids were banned.

FearedSanctity

08-19-2005, 09:03 PM

You know Denver does more than just cut block, right?

And wasn't the rule only changed to penalize cut blocks away from the play?

AlphaBean

08-19-2005, 09:16 PM

Don't lie.

FUCK, the Vikings suck. :'(

FearedSanctity

08-19-2005, 09:36 PM

http://vikessuck.ytmnd.com/

:lol:

Nervous Ferret

08-19-2005, 09:39 PM

LOL

Gonzo

08-19-2005, 09:43 PM

Wow I would be so pissed if a crap team did that to my team. Instant hate for that franchise.

The Outlaw

08-20-2005, 12:45 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com//12000/12685/sound.mp3

ROFL :love:!!!!

Skippord

08-20-2005, 04:54 AM

Denver won't have a dominant running game, now that the rules have changed.

Just like the Raiders of the 70s started sucking after Steroids were banned.

Lies lies and slander

BCWWF

08-21-2005, 01:58 PM

I wouldn't say that the Chargers were a fluke or will choke this year, but I can't imagine them being as good this season. First, isn't Gates holding out or something? Then they just won't be able to sneak up on teams.

I think they are a very good, very powerful team. Brees isn't a fluke, Tomlinson is dominant, and then Keenan recieving, they have a very serviceable offense. Clearly a better team then Denver.

It's hard to say if Denver will finish last, but I will say that if they do it is misrepresented because of the conference setup. Really Kansas City, Denver, and Oakland are all toss ups.

Crimson

08-21-2005, 02:52 PM

K here's my predictions.

AFC West
Kansas City
Denver
Oakland
San Diego

AFC East
New England
NY Jets
Buffalo
Miami

AFC South
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Houston
Tennesse

AFC North
Baltimore
Cincinatti
Pittsburgh
Cleveland

NFC West
Seattle
St.Louis
Arizona
San francisco

NFC East
Philadelphia
NY Giants
Washington
Dallas

NFC South
Atlanta
Carolina
Tampabay
New Orleans

NFC North
Minnesota
Detroit
Greenbay
Chicago

DrA

08-21-2005, 04:42 PM

NFC North:
Detroit
Chicago
Minnesota
Green Bay

NFC East:
Philadelphia
Dallas
New York
Washington

NFC South:
Carolina
Atlanta
New Orleans
Tampa Bay

NFC West:
Arizona
St. Louis
Seattle
San Francisco

AFC North:
Baltimore
Cincinnati
Pittsburgh
Cleveland

AFC East:
Buffalo
New England
New York
Miami

AFC South:
Jacksonville
Houston
Indianapolis
Tennessee

AFC West:
Kansas City
San Diego
Denver
Oakland

The Outlaw

08-21-2005, 05:20 PM

DrA, do you wish to die?

DegenerationY

08-21-2005, 08:21 PM

The Niners will not finish in last place.

CNM

08-22-2005, 12:55 AM

The Chargers are clearly a better team than the Broncos? I don't think so. The Broncos smacked them around in Denver and very nearly beat them in San Diego.

BCWWF

08-22-2005, 12:59 AM

I dunno, it just seems like Denver has been on a slow decline for the past couple years.

CNM

08-22-2005, 01:08 AM

el fregadero

08-22-2005, 01:36 AM

AFC South:
Jacksonville
Houston
Indianapolis
Tennessee

That's my boy.

FearedSanctity

08-22-2005, 02:00 PM

I think they're on the upswing. They went from 9-7 in 2002 to 10-6 in 2003 and they went 10-6 last year. This team is still pretty young too. BTW, if they would have pulled out that game in San Diego, they would have won the division. The Chargers and Broncos would have both been 11-5 and the Broncos would have had the tiebreaker.

Denver had nothing but bad breaks against them that game. Like, 2 of Jake's interceptions were tipped off of Denver recievers and happened to go in the direction of a Charger.

Denver SHOULD have won the division EASILY.

Starting with Griffin's fuck up against Jacksonville....
Then Denver fucking up against Atlanta....
Then the blocked potential game winning kick against Oakland...
And I don't know what the fuck happened against the Chiefs the second time.

But then again, that's pretty much they way Denver always is. They have more than enough potential to do it, they just can never...y'know....do it. :'(

CNM

08-23-2005, 12:51 AM

Yeah that Charger game sucked. The Broncos D owned Brees and Gates and they still couldn't get it done.

AlphaBean

08-23-2005, 01:06 AM

LOL bad breaks. Jesus christ. Broncos lost because they weren't good enough. Everyone suffers bad breaks. Like, sometimes teams lose one of the top 5 CBs in the game for the season. Then they still win the Superbowl. DUNNO.

CNM

08-23-2005, 01:19 AM

I don't think bad breaks were what caused the Broncos to lose that game but it certainly played a part. Seriously, like FS said like 2 or 3 of Jake's picks bounced out of Broncos players arms right into a Chargers players arms.