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KingofOldSchool
08-10-2005, 01:35 AM
Report by: Yohannes Setiadji, rajah.com reader

* Smackdown

- Booker T w/ Sharmell def. Joey Matthews w/ Melina
During the beginning of the match, Nitro & Jillian
accompany Matthews & Melina. Nitro tried to cheapshot
Booker, but the referee notice that and eject Nitro &
Jillian to backstage. Booker T had it win with the
Bookend, but Melina distracting the referee. Sharmell
pull Melina so she hit the apron. Booker then finished
Matthews with a Scissors Kick.

Next is “The Peep Show” with special guest Batista.
Christian said that he has no opponent at Summerslam,
so tonight he’s challenging Batista for a match.
Batista only said few sentences like “Are you talking
to me ?” “You need attitude adjustment” and another
sentence about accepting the match, after that he
returns to backstage. Batista really need to improve
his mic skill.

- Animal & Heidenreich def. ??? & ???
Another squash match by Animal & Heidenreich using
Doomsday Device as usual. Animal has some problem when
he was preparing his opponent for Doomsday Device, but
eventually managed to lift it.

Theodore Long was confronted by Randy Orton. Orton is
asking for a match tonight and Long gives it. His
surprise opponent is someone who has ever fight with
Undertaker.

A video about Chris Benoit is aired, accompanied with
the song “One Thing” by Finger Eleven.

- Randy Orton VS Kamala w/ Kim Chee end up in no
contest.
Surprise, surprise! It’s Kamala with his manager, Kim
Chee. Orton brought Kim Chee into the ring and then
RKO-ed him. Crowd pops for this. Kamala soon was also
hit by RKO, but suddenly the arena turns dark and
purple smoke appears throughout the ring. The same
video transforming the letters R K O into letters R I
P like last week appeared again. Undertaker is not
appearing, so the crowd booed for it and instead
cheered for Randy Orton.

Eddie Guerrero appear with some woman who looks like
an attorney. Eddie calls Rey and Rey shows up with his
wife and Dominic. Eddie tried to take Dominic to his
side, but he didn’t want it. Eddie claims that he
always win, but Rey provoked him that he will never
win against Rey Mysterio. Rey provoked him even
further by claiming that someday when Eddie Guerrero
is put into Hall of Fame, it will be recorded that
Eddie Guerrero never beat Rey Mysterio. Rey then
challenge Eddie for one last match at Summerslam with
the winner getting the custody of Dominic. Eddie
refused at first, but then Rey called him
chicken-sh1t. Eddie then accept it. The attorney then
said that as for now, Dominic can’t stay with both of
them and she will take care of Dominic for the time
being.

- Mexicools def. Scotty 2 Hotty & William Regal
Psicosis & Super Crazy are the one who battle.
Juventud is at ringside. They managed to isolate
Scotty, and when Scotty is trying to make a tag,
William Regal refused and walk back to the stage.
Psicosis finished Scotty with a Diving Leg Drop.

- Chris Benoit def. Simon Dean
Before the match, Simon provoked Benoit by telling him
that he can’t chew anything with his gap tooth. Benoit
easily disposed Simon Dean by hitting the Triple
German Suplex followed by a Crossface in which Simon
quickly tapped out.

John Cena’s music video “Right Now” is aired.

- Batista def. Christian by DQ
Batista was looking to finish Christian with a Batista
Bomb, but JBL suddenly interrupted and attack Batista,
making a DQ finish. Christian slowly retreat to
backstage while JBL took a steel chair and whacked
Batista in the back. JBL once again hit Batista in the
back with a steel chair then hit him in the head. JBL
then stand tall as Smackdown went off the air.

* Dark Match bonus

- Street Fight: Batista def. JBL
JBL told the referee to quickly ring the bell as he
want to start the Street Fight right away. JBL pin
Batista, but Batista kicks out. JBL then choked
Batista with his wrist band in the corner then hit
Batista with a steel steps. JBL proceed to hit Batista
with a steel chair, but Batista kick the chair.
Batista then finished JBL with Batista Bomb.

After the match ended, JBL is carried away by the
referee while Batista stayed for a while in the ring,
posing with his title belt. He then walk to the stage
and once again performing his entrance dance followed
with his pyro. He then clap his hands before finally
left the arena.

Overall, a decent show. But compared to when WWE
usually have a show at Columbus, it was dissapointing.
The arena is about 2/3 full. There’s no T-shirt
shooting to the crowd like usual. The Dark Match bonus
was short and nothing special. After John Cena’s music
video ended, the crowd cheered for it, unlike at RAW
where they booed it heavily. It must be because a lot
of crowd consist of younger kids and teenager.

Loudest Cheer :
1. Batista
2. Chris Benoit
3. Christian
4. Randy Orton
5. Hardcore Holly

Biggest Heat :
1. JBL
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. William Regal
4. Hank Anderson
5. Paul London, after he lost and complained about it.

KingofOldSchool
08-10-2005, 01:40 AM
Here are the Velocity Spoilers

Velocity

Candice Michelle comes out and announcing the next
superstars.

- Frankie Kazarian def. Paul London.
After the match, Paul London complaining that he was
screwed once again. The crowd booed him.

Candice went back to backstage.

- Nunzio w/ Vito def ???
Nunzio wins it with the help from Vito at ringside and
finished his opponent with Sicilian Slice

- Hank Anderson def. Funaki
Before the match, Anderson took the microphone from
Tony Chimel and start showing off his announcing skill
by announcing Funaki & himself. Anderson win the match
after Top-Rope Steam Roller. After the match, Anderson
once again grab the microphone and declare himself the
winner.

Torrie Wilson comes out and announcing the next
superstars

- Hardcore Holly def. Steven Richards
Stevie comes out with bWo attire. But Holly soon torn
it apart. Stevie act as a heel in this match and got a
lot of heat. The crowd loves Holly and chant his name
so loud. Holly wins it after hitting the Alabama Slam.

Torrie went back to backstage, but before she can
reach the stage, Stevie confront her and threaten her
before finally he retreats to backstage, followed by
Torrie afterwards.

Splaya
08-10-2005, 01:41 AM
Did a retard write that report?

Nervous Ferret
08-10-2005, 01:42 AM
good to see you posted my report. :D

Nervous Ferret
08-10-2005, 01:42 AM
oh

KingofOldSchool
08-10-2005, 01:43 AM
Well the guy *IS* a Rajah regular. :shifty:

Zen v.W.o.
08-10-2005, 01:46 AM
That show sucks. Still a fuckin B show. Cant get into these crappy characters. All it has got going for them is Benoit, CC and Eddie, but they are mired in shit angles or jobbing, or have no direction.

Fuck.

Oh and Taker owns but he never shows.

Schoenauer
08-10-2005, 02:05 AM
- Hardcore Holly def. Steven Richards
Stevie comes out with bWo attire. But Holly soon torn
it apart. Stevie act as a heel in this match and got a
lot of heat. The crowd loves Holly and chant his name
so loud. Holly wins it after hitting the Alabama Slam.

Wow... I didn't know people actually cared about Jobcore...

TerranRich
08-10-2005, 02:32 AM
Wow, Dominik-on-a-Pole match. :) Can't wait!

On a few other forums, everybody claims that Simon Dean, the gimmick, has been dropped. I don't think so.

Also, didn't Regal refuse the tag-in last week as well?

Finally, I like the sound of the crowd turning on Undertaker and cheering Orton. Orton should be the type of heel that people want to cheer. That's how I see Orton anyway. Undertaker is the exact mirror opposite: a face that I want to kick in the nuts. Hard.

What Would Kevin Do?
08-10-2005, 02:49 AM
Velocity really is the cruiser show, isn't it.

Also, who the hell is Hank Anderson?

RGWhat316
08-10-2005, 02:49 AM
Also, didn't Regal refuse the tag-in last week as well?


Apparently he did, but they didn't even show the segment during the broadcast last week, so I guess they're doing it this week.

And not watching Velocity, I didn't know that London was turning heel.

KingofOldSchool
08-10-2005, 03:13 AM
Apparently he did, but they didn't even show the segment during the broadcast last week, so I guess they're doing it this week.

And not watching Velocity, I didn't know that London was turning heel.

If London is turning heel...who the fuck is going to be the top babyface cruiserweight not named Mysterio?

Scotty 2 Hotty?

Funaki?

Uhhhhh

Uhhhhh

So is Nunzio a heel now?

Boondock Saint
08-10-2005, 03:40 AM
When the hell did Nunzio become cruiserweight champ? :?:

TerranRich
08-10-2005, 04:08 AM
Nunzio apparently is the face. Go figure.

TerranRich
08-10-2005, 04:08 AM
When the hell did Nunzio become cruiserweight champ? :?:
On Velocity. Go figure.

Boondock Saint
08-10-2005, 04:21 AM
Splendid.

CharismaInjection
08-10-2005, 04:26 AM
Why the hell is Undertaker not coming out to face Orton, is he on holiday or something and the WWE are trying to cover it up. No wonder the crowd cheer Orton and boo Taker. Why cheer for someone who wont even come out to see the crowd?

Shaggy
08-10-2005, 09:11 AM
Well the only good thing written there is....Kazarian wins on Velocity once again...

A Bad thing written there.....Kazarian wins on Velocity once again.....When they hell are they gonna move him to Smackdown...never I guess since they are killing the Cruiserweight division by putting them on Velocity

Chavo Classic
08-10-2005, 10:36 AM
Sounds terrible

Eunos
08-10-2005, 11:38 AM
Hardcore Holly in the Top 5 loudest cheers?

What a bunch of retards.

Chavo Classic
08-10-2005, 11:39 AM
Hank Anderson got more heat than London? Good to see that London's heel turn is working

KingofOldSchool
08-10-2005, 12:42 PM
Who the fuck is Hank Anderson?

Oh and at least London got more heat than Christian, MNM, and Orton.

Geesh push this guy to the moon! He's a heat machine!

Crashnburn
08-10-2005, 12:46 PM
When the hell did Nunzio become cruiserweight champ? :?:

This past Saturday on Velocity. After the match London complained to the crowd that he was screwed and wanted them to march to titan towers and protest in order for him to get his title back.

Chavo Classic
08-10-2005, 12:50 PM
London as a heel is about as convincing as solar powered street lights.

Londoner
08-10-2005, 12:59 PM
I really don't give a shit about WWE now.Reading the spoilers seems more fun than watching it. I feel like i have to make a really big effort in order to watch WWE these days.Fuck it, i aint even gonna watch the raw repeat tonight.

Corkscrewed
08-10-2005, 01:17 PM
sounds like a pretty crappy show.

Geez, SD was on fire a month ago. What happened? :?: :'(

Gertner
08-10-2005, 01:17 PM
good to see you posted my report. :D


nerf is the man

Jaton
08-10-2005, 01:31 PM
Hardcore Holly in the Top 5 loudest cheers?

What a bunch of retards.



That happened the last 2 times Smackdown has been in my city.

Disturbed316
08-10-2005, 03:07 PM
lol Kamala

Psycho C
08-10-2005, 05:30 PM
So we're about a week and a half away from the second biggest PPV of the year and Smackdown has like two matches set? Rey vs Eddie and JBL vs Batista? Oh, I forgot...Orton vs Invisible Undertaker.

WTF?

Christian and Benoit are de-pushed for this crap?!

Loose Cannon
08-10-2005, 10:35 PM
WWE is ass backwards right now. It's like everyone just stopped giving a shit again.

KingofOldSchool
08-10-2005, 11:19 PM
Ace: Well guys now that we met our ultimate goal of having John Cena and Batista as our Champs, there is nothing else left for us to do.
Christian: Uhhhh guys what about the rest of the year? You can't just stop caring after Wrestlemania.
Ace: Huh? Well Mr. Christian it looks like you are penciled in to headline Summerslam against John Cena. Well...I guess now you'll be scrapping for a match against Orlando Jordan.
Christian: :(

Skippord
08-11-2005, 01:17 AM
PUSH KAZARIAN

Fox
08-11-2005, 01:28 AM
Smackdown: OH NO! WE SUCK AGAIN! CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!

Afterlife
08-11-2005, 09:34 AM
Cheering for Holly is one thing. But how the hell do you make the bWo heel?

owenbrown
08-11-2005, 10:41 AM
Remember the Good Ol' Days when WWE produced QUALITY programming?! :shifty: Did McMahon hire Russo back or something? :shifty: :wtf:

Chavo Classic
08-11-2005, 10:52 AM
No, Russo is running his own fed now called hee hee Ring.... hee hee.... of.... hee hee.... Glory :lol: