.44 Magdalene
08-29-2005, 02:11 AM
I just realized that I've been neg repped for joking about Jesus Christ making a heel turn (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=987747#post987747). Lol. That's bad because that means now I have to make a huge deal about it.
See, getting onto me for blaspheming is one thing. Getting onto me for something that's not really blasphemy--especially when I don't even follow that religion--is something entirely different.
So submit it to you all, a combination of random thoughts and the fact that it's 1:00 in the morning.
...Jesus Christ really IS going to make a heel turn. Think about it, brothers. God is the great Vince McMahon of the universe and not only does he do his own writing, but most of us have already read the spoilers. Sure, Jesus was a face for the longest time. How could he not be? Running in and saving everybody like he did. To the bitter end, he refused to blame the fans for his beatings. He went down for the 1-2-3 and left the business with major injuries, on account of who? Himself? The title? Hell no. Jesus barely got the push he deserved. He put his body on the line for the fans and now he's out of commission for it.
But did he retire? No, brothers. He's still under contract, and someday, he'll be making his big return. Certainly, he'll be getting face pops at first...but wake up, brothers. Open your eyes. He's been hinting at a heel turn for centuries. "Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword (Matthew 10:34)." Shortly after his return he will begin to raise hell, and then, only his truly devoted fans and--dare I say it--the religious smarks will dare to stand by him. The public as a whole, however, will despise him during the Rapture era. It'll be a dark time indeed, when what could be the biggest name in the company starts to no-sell, hog the spotlight and refuse to put over other talent, like some sort of real-life Undertaker, except he's risen in God instead of zombified on a motorcycle.
Let the neg reps roll. Amen.
See, getting onto me for blaspheming is one thing. Getting onto me for something that's not really blasphemy--especially when I don't even follow that religion--is something entirely different.
So submit it to you all, a combination of random thoughts and the fact that it's 1:00 in the morning.
...Jesus Christ really IS going to make a heel turn. Think about it, brothers. God is the great Vince McMahon of the universe and not only does he do his own writing, but most of us have already read the spoilers. Sure, Jesus was a face for the longest time. How could he not be? Running in and saving everybody like he did. To the bitter end, he refused to blame the fans for his beatings. He went down for the 1-2-3 and left the business with major injuries, on account of who? Himself? The title? Hell no. Jesus barely got the push he deserved. He put his body on the line for the fans and now he's out of commission for it.
But did he retire? No, brothers. He's still under contract, and someday, he'll be making his big return. Certainly, he'll be getting face pops at first...but wake up, brothers. Open your eyes. He's been hinting at a heel turn for centuries. "Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword (Matthew 10:34)." Shortly after his return he will begin to raise hell, and then, only his truly devoted fans and--dare I say it--the religious smarks will dare to stand by him. The public as a whole, however, will despise him during the Rapture era. It'll be a dark time indeed, when what could be the biggest name in the company starts to no-sell, hog the spotlight and refuse to put over other talent, like some sort of real-life Undertaker, except he's risen in God instead of zombified on a motorcycle.
Let the neg reps roll. Amen.