If you were given a chance to cut a promo what would u say?

[The MAC]

READ THE TITLE : :::

[Hired Hitman]

I would talk about my opponent and hype our match.

:p

[JH]

i'd fucking rip apart the wwe creative,jbl and chris masters and walk away laughing my ass off

[SuperSlim]

I would shoot on a lotta things that suck

[FourFifty]

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn porn!
(reps for the refrence)

[Volare]

What??

[Vastardikai]

I would discuss the rammifications of global warming and it's effection on our environmental, political and social landscapes.






































Actually, I'd call out Victoria, Candice, and Ashley and challenge them to a Hardcore 4-Way Shower match to be shown exclusively on the internet, for $30 a view.

[Chavo Classic]

I'd do a rap.

"Yo Yo Chavo is here"
"You all better fear"
"Cos I'm going whip you up, snip you up, Kick you up"
"Then I'll say whattup"
"Because I'm a badass and um...."

[TerranRich]

"...and I'm queer!"

And THAT was a limerick by...CHAVO CLASSIC!!! ;)

[Chavo Classic]

But that doesn't ryhme!

[Volare]

What?? :rofl:

[The MAC]

he rhymed it with fear- what a shitbreak

[The MAC]

you bastard guy - you kicked my dog- n now I'm gonna kill you

[Danny Electric]

I'd say the greatest promo ever in a wrestling ring.

[Chavo Classic]

saving it for the night then?

[Disturbed316]

WWE CAN KISS MY ASS! SEE YOU IN ROH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

[Chavo Classic]

Disturbed316 will not DIE!

[Jaton]

I'd shoot on Vince.

[Chavo Classic]

I'd shoot on Vince's face.

[Kane Knight]

"For the record...I SCREWED MATT."

Or if I was in Canadia, "I SCREWED BRET."

[Chavo Classic]

ROH can kiss my ass! I'll see you in MLW! RAAAAAR!

[G-wrath]

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn porn!
(reps for the refrence)

http://forporn.ytmnd.com/

:lol:

[Marcyo]

ORALE, WWE! WAZZZZZZZ-- Ah, screw it. *dives back to NCW*

[FourFifty]

http://forporn.ytmnd.com/

:lol:



Ohhhh, I'm sorry but our judges aren't accepting that answer... Nice shot.

[Impact!]

Tra lalala I'm doing a promo, whoopity doo.

My pants are white, yours won't be for long.

I am a banana

:shifty:

[Destor]

You want my douche?
You cant have my douche!
Ive worked long and hard to get this douche and Ill be damned if you get it!
Get used to not having the douche cause theres no way a cunt like you is getting this douche!

[Volare]

ill make you tap!! and you'll tap hard, i would too if i got to go out with christie

[FourFifty]

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn porn!
(reps for the refrence)


....anyone know the refrence?

[Djscorpion]

I'LL TELL U WHAT U CAN DO WITH THAT CAMERA...YOU..SCOTT HALL..RAZOR RAMON....U CAN SHOVE IT UP UR ASS....AND THEN U GIVE IT TO NASH...BIG DADDY COOL DIESAL...(HUM HUM HUM) U TURN IT SIDEWAYS THEN U GIVE IT TO HOGAN..HOGAN U TAKE THAT CAMERA..ITS ALREADY SHINED UP TAKE UR VITAMINS SAY UR PRAYERS AND STICK IT ST8 UP ALL UR CANDY ASSES!!!!

[The Fugitive]

....anyone know the refrence?

Avenue Q?

[Savio]

....anyone know the refrence?YTMND? some Seame Street knock off?

[Nervous Ferret]

There was a Sesame Street thing Funky Fly had. Gimme a sec I'll get it. I think it may have been YTMND too Paul

[Savio]

I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a black wrestler, they say, "He stole a victory." You see a white wrestler, they say, "By any means nessary." And, you know, it's been five days since I got TV time because I am black. And even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to please vince and act white and not like my people. I've even been shopping at "Old navy" and giving a donations, in fact I'm calling my drug dealer right now to see what is the biggest amount I can give, and just to imagine if I was down in OVW, and those are my people down there. -- with the way the booking team is set up to help the poor black wrestler, the less well-off, as slow as possible. I mean, Teddy long is doing everything he can. We already realize a lot of people that could help are wrestling in japan right now, fighting another way -- and they've given them permission to go down and shoot on us!


My partner: There are-

Vince machmon doesn't care about black people!

[Nervous Ferret]

http://trekkieporn.ytmnd.com/

[FourFifty]

Avenue Q?

Yes! Thank you God, I'm NOT the only one that knows it!

(edit- added the next part)

Everyone who knows what Avenue Q is knows the entire show is a Sesame Street joke, but I wasn't looking for a web site with Cookie Monster in the back. It'd be like making a Wicked refrence just for someone to say "The Wizard of Oz."