So Matt Will not Die... [Archive]

Kane Knight

09-20-2005, 01:38 AM

According to his shirt.

Death Waits for No Man, according to Taker's shirt.

So is Matt a woman, or is there some sort of "Roster split" protection?

dablackguy

09-20-2005, 01:40 AM

lol
both?

Kane Knight

09-20-2005, 01:43 AM

I've always wondered what was up between him and Shannon Moore.

Til they came to Massachusetts last week and made it legal. Then I was confused. Now it all makes sense.

.44 Magdalene

09-20-2005, 02:50 AM

Death waits for no man.

In other words, Death got impatient and gave up on Matt.

Or, alternatively, Death's on Smackdown! and can't make the miles.

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 04:33 AM

Wait....I thought Jeff was the girl....I'm confused...high..a.nd just to tired to give a fuck.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 04:34 AM

Wait....I thought Jeff was the girl....I'm confused...high..a.nd just to tired to give a fuck.

Yet still more coherent than the WWE creative team.

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 04:36 AM

Yeah, I tend to do that...isn't it amazing??

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 04:38 AM

Yeah, I tend to do that...isn't it amazing??

Everyone tends to do that, so I'm going to have to say no. Incoherence is a pre-req to be hired by the WWE.

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 04:39 AM

Damn, so I geuss I'll have to stop making Sense, if I ever wanna work for them......not!

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 04:40 AM

Nah, knowing Vince, I think you have another window for hiring oppertunities...

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 04:43 AM

Oh Yes, if I want to dye my hair blond, get a boob Job (Not that I need one) And call my Self um.....oh jeeze I can't think of a Good Girly girl name...um...Ann.

Fuck I'm so tired I'm editing my spelling Mistakes now. Heh

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 04:45 AM

A. Unless your name is Stacey, your boobs have to be bigger than your head, and denser than your brain, no exceptions.

b. Ann? Come on.

C. I was actually implying something else, along the lines of bukkake.

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 04:49 AM

a. I'm half asleep and starring at the TV when I'm supposed to be working on a report for school,

B. Ann's the best I can come up with...see above reason...um...Adrianna hows that?

C. What? Uh..WHAT??

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 04:54 AM

A. That has nothing to do with head/brain to tit ratio.

B. Eh.... Eh...... Reminds me of Rocky in an offbeat, I just woke up from sleeping for 2 hours at work way.

C. You know, Bukkake? Bleh, to sum it up, I hope you like dicks, and facials...

I should really go back to sleep. Fucking customer woke me up.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 04:55 AM

Fuck, if you would have responded D-E-F, and I would have responded G-H-I, then we'd already be on J-K-L... Shit, you dropped the ball.

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 04:57 AM

D: Sorry, well sense my boobs are already to big, Why would I want a Boob job.

E: Its better then ANN Though isnt it?

F: Um, okay....oh back on Topic...I thought Jeff was agirl...or is it Shannon....

There Ball not dropped just fumbeled!

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:01 AM

G: Eh, I suppose your boobs have a nice shape and size to them. Unfortunately, I don't think they're big enough to not a 5 year old unconcious.

H: You know, I don't know.

I: Shannon is the girl, Jeff is just a faggot. Matt is Emo, and should have realized it's down the road, not across the street... Edge is a pimp, and Lita is a whore.

J: What ya wanna bet one of us fucks up the order of the alphabet if this keeps up?

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 05:04 AM

K: Okay okay fine I'll get a Boob Job yeesh! :Roll:

L: Me neither..what was this one about again?

M: Gotcha, Shannon's a girl whose fucking Jeff and Matt and possibly edge and Lita to..not to sure on that one.

N: I bet I won't you will but I know my ABC's Right Jeff?

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:07 AM

O: Eh, do what ya want. You getting a boob job doesn't really affect me, therefore I don't care... On an unrelated note, my girlfriend needs bigger boobs.

P: You just made baby Jesus cry.

Q: Wait, can Shannon and Lita proper fuck?

R: Who the fuck is Jeff? And you may know your ABC's, but do you know your AABBCC's?

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 05:10 AM

S: Bigger boobs would make my Boyfreind happy maybe..

T: I did how? I didn't kill a Kitten did I?

U: Two words Strap On. Lita Dom...

V: That was a Crack on Jeff Hardy. And no No I don't know my AABBCC's.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:15 AM

W: You know what else would make your boyfriend happy? Tea bagging.... THink about it....

X: No no no, you don't kill kittens, kittens kill people silly... Jsut ask Four Urban College Kids

Y: Damn, that sounds sort of hot. Just replace Shannon with someone like Trish, or me, and that'll work.... God I'm fucked in the head.

Z: You made baby Mitch Hedburg cry. Did you know that he tried to get something out of a vending machine, and it was HH, so he pushed H twice? What a genius.... I wish he wasn't dead :(

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 05:18 AM

Now I know my ABC's! LMAO! Scarey thing is he's mentioned it... My Kitten is a Skitzo he's Evil! EVIL I TELL YOU!!! Hehehe, Shadow is going to kill me for the Shannon Ribs. But yeah...sure its hot if you say so, Who and what? Okay! Works for me...I have to go, I have class in two hours LMAO!! I didn't finnish my paper either.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:20 AM

Bukkake for justice!!!!!

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:21 AM

Also, by not knowing who Mitch Hedburg is, you just made TripleA cry... Seriously, he's weeping like a bitch with a skinned knee right now because you just pissed on the memory of Mitch.... I'm sad too now....

Great, now everyone is sad..

Thanks a lot Tits McGee.

Amaroqwolf

09-20-2005, 05:25 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to What Would Kevin Do? again.

And Now I'm going away! Night!!

Impact!

09-20-2005, 05:31 AM

So matt won't die, poor him an eternity of jobbing ahead.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:36 AM

So matt won't die, poor him an eternity of jobbing ahead.

Nah, he'll be fired by December.... Then he'll have an eternity of working at Taco Bell... Of course he'll probably lose that job when he fucks up an order, and claims to his boss that it wasn't his fault, but a cruel twist of fate... Of course the fucked up order involves a girl who dumped him, and sperm in a taco... He never would have been caught, but he ran home and told everyone on the internet about it.

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 05:40 AM

Ahahahaha, he'll live through 1000001 blow jobs to Vince.

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 05:40 AM

Oh and hey WWKD

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:42 AM

You know, I broke down how long it would take ti post 100,000,000,000 messages, but I'm not breaking down how long it'll take to give Vince 1000001 blowjobs, because quite frankly, I don't want to think about it.

What's up?

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 05:44 AM

Not much

My guess would be that he'll have to go for a bit after Vince dies.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:46 AM

Dude, what did I tell you... I don't want think about cocks. Lita with a strap on is okay, but Vince is creepy and old and male...

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 05:49 AM

K, lita and trish V Stacy and Victoria in a nude lesbian winner is the first team to make the oppositian cum match. Visagra is allowed.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:52 AM

Alas, it's WWE...

Meaning HHH will win.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 05:52 AM

Remember when Stephanie was hot?

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 05:57 AM

yes....thankfully

I can just imagine the match from before.

*Stacy with a kick to Lita, wait a long blonde haired woman is running down to the ring, she knocks out stacey...1...2..3.

Wait thats no female thats.......HHH

HHH: the gamaaaaaa is backaaaaaaaa*

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 06:00 AM

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 06:01 AM

You know who was hot.... Daffney.

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 06:05 AM

:shifty:

Real.......Moobs

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 06:06 AM

At first I had no idea what you were talking about.... Then I'm like "Shit, he's replying to the HHH part, not the Daffney part....

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 06:12 AM

:lol: bit of both i think

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 06:14 AM

Possibly... Regardless, you know you'd fuck her... Daffney.. not HHH.

High Impact v.W.o

09-20-2005, 06:21 AM

If it would get me a push HHH all the way :shifty:

Chavo Classic

09-20-2005, 06:24 AM

Did I miss the conversation about boobs? :nono:

Impact!

09-20-2005, 06:25 AM

Yeah I did as well *cry*

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 06:34 AM

Did I miss the conversation about boobs? :nono:

Remember the last conversation about boobs?

Impact!

09-20-2005, 06:54 AM

Remember the carnage after it

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 07:53 AM

Remember Maximum Carnage?

That game was the shit.

That comic was more of the shit.

Impact!

09-20-2005, 07:55 AM

Oh yeah, that rocked.

Impact!

09-20-2005, 07:56 AM

Speaking of rocked, we should rock matt hardy, see if he dies then.

Kane Knight

09-20-2005, 11:12 AM

Death waits for no man.

In other words, Death got impatient and gave up on Matt.

Or, alternatively, Death's on Smackdown! and can't make the miles.

So maybe we'll see Hardy/Reaper at WM?

Kane Knight

09-20-2005, 11:14 AM

Speaking of rocked, we should rock matt hardy, see if he dies then.

"But your honor, I CAN'T be guilty of murder, because Matt Hardy WILL NOT DIE!"

TerranRich

09-20-2005, 11:46 AM

"But your honor, I CAN'T be guilty of murder, because Matt Hardy WILL NOT DIE!"
"Believe me...I TRIED killing him. Bastard is immortal!"

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/music/hoganbootband1.jpg
Did somebody say...immortal?

Shadow

09-20-2005, 11:49 AM

I hate both Amaroqwolf and WWKD. Seriouslly.

Also...Matt can't die. I've got his damn soul. He sold it to me to get a push.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-20-2005, 01:11 PM

I hate both Amaroqwolf and WWKD. Seriouslly.

Also...Matt can't die. I've got his damn soul. He sold it to me to get a push.

Hate is such a strong word?

I don't hate you. Loathe maybe, or detest... But not hate.

Shadow

09-20-2005, 01:21 PM

Yeah well...I still hate ya ya bloody bastard.

Ninti the Mad

09-20-2005, 01:31 PM

I'm afraid that Matt is going to Smackdown. I dont want him too. :{

Kane Knight

09-20-2005, 02:21 PM

I hate both Amaroqwolf and WWKD. Seriouslly.

Also...Matt can't die. I've got his damn soul. He sold it to me to get a push.

I knew it. You're Ric Flair!

Shadow

09-20-2005, 02:41 PM

Damn it. What gave me away?

Was it the stylin' or the profilin'?

Kane Knight

09-20-2005, 02:53 PM

It was when you showed up naked at my Hotel room, "WOOO" ing.

Amaroqwolf

09-21-2005, 01:12 AM

I hate both Amaroqwolf and WWKD. Seriouslly.

Also...Matt can't die. I've got his damn soul. He sold it to me to get a push.

NO Sex for Shadow...nope not one little itt6y bitty iota...:D

Now you can hate me Shadow! HA!:p

Kane Knight

09-21-2005, 01:20 AM

NO Sex for Shadow...nope not one little itt6y bitty iota...:D

Now you can hate me Shadow! HA!:p

Shadow's already getting some...

...From Shannon Moore...

:D

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 06:13 AM

Remember the last conversation about boobs?

Yes, it was a saturday morning. It made my weekend. :D

Remember the carnage after it

Now that I don't remember. What happened? I noticed that the thread disappeared. Did the mods go crazy over it or owt?

Impact!

09-21-2005, 06:15 AM

I can't speak of it......The horror....the horror.

:shifty:

What Would Kevin Do?

09-21-2005, 06:18 AM

Now that I don't remember. What happened? I noticed that the thread disappeared. Did the mods go crazy over it or owt?

Lets just say after some verbal and chemical convincing, she showed more... Unfortunately, after her strip scene using a coat made from baby seal, we found out she was underage.... The FBI threatened to shut down the board and deport Trips. Then PETA through a big fucking fit and dossed her in cow's blood, and she got even more pissed because Shadow, instead of helping her fight off PETA, was busy wanking to the Moore/Hardy sex tape.

Impact!

09-21-2005, 06:22 AM

lol, sounds about right.

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 06:23 AM

Lets just say after some verbal and chemical convincing, she showed more... Unfortunately, after her strip scene using a coat made from...

Up until this point you had me :lol: :y:

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 06:24 AM

Seriously guys. What happened. I loved that thread like my own children.

Chavo was at his funniest there, and I want to know why it was taken from the world :nono:

Impact!

09-21-2005, 06:31 AM

Your crazy Chavo there was never a thread about breasts. [hypno_style]

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 06:34 AM

there was never a thread about breast

Impact!

09-21-2005, 06:36 AM

:shifty:

What Would Kevin Do?

09-21-2005, 06:40 AM

Never....EH..EH..EH..EEEVVERRRRRR

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 06:41 AM

Conspiracy! I call conspiracy!

What happened to the thread, dammit!?

What Would Kevin Do?

09-21-2005, 06:44 AM

I told you, it was removed because the FBI was hounding Trips about underage girls. He didn't want to be a registered sex offender.

Impact!

09-21-2005, 06:46 AM

:lol: if thats true it's pretty rofl

What Would Kevin Do?

09-21-2005, 06:52 AM

Nah, actually Shadow was a little bitch and begged for it to be taken down.

Okay, I'm lying here... The former was true... I just wanted to use this oppertunity to call Shadow a bitch.

You know, if he were intimate with Shannon Moore, I bet he'd be the bitch... A bitch of a bitch man, that's pretty low....

Bitch.

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 07:02 AM

WWKD makes my head hurt.

Lets just say Shadow/FBI bitched about underage tits. Wait, she was underage? They were pretty good boobs for a minor.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-21-2005, 07:05 AM

Believing anything I say is your first mistake.

Chavo Classic

09-21-2005, 07:07 AM

There was something a whole lot more rewarding about convincing someone to show flesh than just clicking onto a porn site for our kicks. Good times

Amaroqwolf

09-21-2005, 02:04 PM

Honsetly I wouldn't mind knowing what happened to my boobs..I was at my best there! Half asleep, at work and Drunk..well acctually high but thats normally Shadows bit. So yeah I never found out what happened to that Thread either.

Shadow

09-21-2005, 03:10 PM

I'm confused...

What thread are we talking about?

Kane Knight

09-21-2005, 06:01 PM

You lost your boobs? :?:

Shadow

09-21-2005, 06:09 PM

You're just jealous that I had a pair and you never did.

Amaroqwolf

09-21-2005, 11:19 PM

It was right before you came over to visit for a couple days last month, I was half asleep and they convinced me to show a picture of my boobs. I didin't loose my Boobs, I lost the thread! LOL!