Ultimately caption this, please!

[Jaton]

http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg

It just begs for a caption.

[Funky Fly]

Here we see Warrior holding this young queer hostage with his invisible gun and knife.

[JH]

Warrior: For this is my last conquest for you are my last intilectual for i am going to the mothership and they will beam me up to the heavens and i will soar away

Fan: Huh?

Warrior: Warriya aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[Kapoutman]

What an ugly tie.

[Vastardikai]

http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg

Fan: (thinking) All I have to do is just smile, act like I'm happy to be here, and don't look him in the eye... Dear god, Don't let me look this nutjob in the eye!... What's going on... The pain... the pain... the pain... DESTRUICITYUNDEBEATABLEQUEERINGDONTMAKETHEWORLDWORKULTIMATEWARRIORWALKINGTHROUGHTHESTREETSOFPARTSUNK NOWN

Ultimate Warrior: ...And that is how you do a Mental Beatdown.

[js560000]

I am the warrior I conquer over everything and anything especially queers. I am the ultimate warrior!

[Vastardikai]

15 minutes after being freed from his 17 day lecture by the Ultimate Warrior, this poor young man killed himself.

[St. Jimmy]

[QUOTE=Jaton]http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg

Warrior: Jim... Hellwig...




......... HELLWIG

Kid: uhm, don't you mean ":rant: ARARHAHRHARHRHARHARHAHRAHARHRA!!!! *snort*"

Warrior: that was implied, queer.

[Nark Order]

http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg
Warrior: See everyone? I'm not so bad. Look at me taking pictures with this fan. See? I hope that puts an end to these stupid rumo...

Fan: Wow, I just want to thank you for...

Warrior: SIMPLETON!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE WARRIOR UNDER THE BLUE MOON'S ETERNAL FOG OF IMPLICATIVE JUSTICE! YOU WILL NOW PAY THE BEGGAR'S ETERNAL FEE OF DEATH UNDER THE LIGHT OF A THOUSANDS HAUNTING NEON SUNS!

*Gorilla Press Slam*

[Jaton]

http://obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/batista/12.jpg

This one also begs for captions.

[St. Jimmy]

[QUOTE=Jaton]http://obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/batista/12.jpg

Vince: and we'll test Cena's gimmick on someone else first.
Dave: then how come I look like IRS?
Vince: Dave, do you want a title shot?
Dave: ... yes
Vince: then shut the hell the up, and toss on the "bling" my "homie".
Dave: ... v_v

[Blue Demon]

It's wierd seeing Batista without hair.....and the Warrior looks like crap

[Jaton]

Nice cap. :)

[The MAC]

batista thinks : do i look like Kurt Angle Ver.2?

[Xero]

http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg
Warrior: I BE STROKIN'! I STROKE IT TO THE EAST... I STROKE IT... To... the... west...... They're taking our picture, aren't they?

'Friend': Yes, babe...

Warrior: Oh... umm... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER! STOP IT WITH YOUR QUEER MIND TRICKS! I AM NOT GOING TO STROKE YOU!

(Back at home.)

'Friend': Reeeeal smooth...

Warrior: OH SHUT UP, TODD! I need a latte...

[Disturbed316]

http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg

Warrior: IT'S QUEER BASHING TIME!

[Just John]

*J.R randomly pops up*


J.R: BAHGAWD! LOW BLOW! STUNNER! BBQ! TOOTHPASTE


J.R::shifty:

[Jaton]

toothpaste?