GCW (Meltdown Card Is Up: Page 8)

[Splaya]

Oh and Nerf by the way, you are now the property of Splaya.

[Nervous Ferret]

ok

my password is:

splayalovesthecock41

[McLegend]

This was Zack's plan which led to LC's plan :shifty:

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Zack: I found the victim


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Zack: Legend, I need your help. I need you to gather a bunch of your Friends and have them meet up with us. First though I need you to tape a Red H on my chest.

Legend: Why?

Zack: Just do it

Legend: But Zack I don't have any friends:'(

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9977/kissingal4el.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Random Guy: I'll be your friend

Zack: AW!!!! Look Legend got a friend. Now give me a kiss you litte bastard.

Legend: Ok:)


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Zack: I don't want to kiss you pathetic fag. Now Put that Red H on my chest!!!

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Zack: Alright Legend doing a good job keep up the good work.

Legend: :D Thanks Zack

Zack: STFU and work. He'll never see it coming :lol:

Legend: Who!!!

Zack: Slim, See my plan is we get a bunch of people to go find Slim so we can save Angie. When we find Slim. Slim will be so distracted by my sexiness giving you the opportunity to rescue Angie and me then me to take all the credit. Perfect plan :lol:

Legend: Ok then we why do we need a bunch of people?

Zack: Well Slim is a big black man. I need people to sacrifice if he comes after me in sexual lust.

Legend: Ok then why the Red H?

Zack: Why the hell not. Let's go!!!

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Zack:Come on People lets put Slim behind bars where he belongs.

FOR CHILDREN EVERYWHERE

Crowd: SLIM!!!!! We're getting the fuck outta here!!!!!!!!

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Zack: Well that didn't work. Looks like its time for plan B.

Guy in the back: I want to go to see SuperSlim.:naughty:

Zack: Like I said it's time for plan B.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL.

[The Naitch]

Shut the fuck up splaya, Ferret's promo was a 10 out of 10

[The Naitch]

it also has to do with those Eugene pics. They are all LOL material

[Loose Cannon]

Ferret's promos are hillarious. So random. Love it. Little Naitc/Wils'n is my fav feud so far.

[Nervous Ferret]

SUCK FPLAYA

[Loose Cannon]

Oh and Nerf by the way, you are now the property of Splaya.

LIES

[Corkscrewed]

lmao @ random Geoffrey appearance :love:

[Gone Mad]

-- Backstage... of course. --
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Dictator: Hallo, I am here vit the LAST IC champion, A.C. Slater and Slater... tell me what do you think about your qualifying match with Danny Electric for the International Title? And maybe what you like to do in GCW?

Slater: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, GREEN SLEEVES! I am SOOOO excited to be huuurr, but.. I will miss my purdy belt that spins and calls me names like "Moo" and "Quack", that bastard. :lol: :shifty: Because I COULD win a new belty, I will honor the memory of my beloved, late IC belt...

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PLAY-THE-TAPE-A-DOOO!! :y: :yes: :wavesad: :foc:

:shifty:

-- The video plays, with a sad song in the background. --
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The IC-n-Say Belt
2005 - 2005

--VIDEO OVER!! --

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Slater: :'( I miss ya, dawg! ANYWAYS, it's time to go on, new belt on the way, and me ready, ya know, Coach?

Dictator: Um, my name is Dictator, remember?

Slater: UUuuuh, well... I'M GLAAAD WE ARE ALL TOGETHER! AND BAYSIDE CONNECTION ARE HURRR TO STAY!! WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER, WOO!! I'M SO EXCITED!! COLD-BLOODED!

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Dictator: ....

Slater: Sorry, I still very excited about the MERG! Think about it, Cole. A full Bayside Reunion.. WITH ME! Together we will show Valley to not mess with Bayside.. or Riverdale! AND WHAT'S UP WITH THEIR PANTS?! VINYL IS OUT THIS SEASON! :mad: :mad:

Dictator: ..Um, I hear you have another video. Boy, you sure release more videos faster than Paris Hilton at a L.A. Lakers after-party.. WHATEVER THAT MEANS!

Slater: Here's the video, hope you enjoy. OR I KILL YA! :wave: :drool:

BAYSIDE: DESIRE

More Than Words

By Extreme

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew

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How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know

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What would you do if my heart was torn in two?
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real

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What would you say if I took those words away?
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words.....

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Now I've tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me

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Hold me close don't ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know

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What would you do if my heart was torn in two?
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real

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What would you say if I took those words away?
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words.....

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-- SONG OVERRR!! --

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Dictator: ......what the hell was that??

Slater: OK, Innovator was drunk when I toooll him to do it. So.. it kinda bad, but I think you get the ideas. But back to Daniel Electronics... Sexy Boy, I beat you one time for my belt and now... I gonna spank you and you don't win this belt! CUZ I'M SO RAVASHING!!! :|

NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT...??

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PREEEEPPPIEEE!!!!! :rofl: :roll: :love: ;)

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Now off to the Maxx I go. I have... a "secret meeting" of some sort. THE LAST IC CHAMP WAS HURRRRRRRRR!!

-- A couple minutes later.. --
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Guy: Ay, that lousy kid is running through the sprinklers again. I just mowed the lawn, damn it.

Slater: NEVER INTERRUPT MY MEETINGS!! :rant: WEEE! RAIN! Heehee!

-- FIN! ..that means end. --

[The Naitch]

Meanwhile, at the store....

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Queen LC: Hey Little Naitch, is that a banana in your pants, or are you happy to see me

Little Naitch: They call me Little Naitch for a reason......wait.....



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CUT!!!! Let's do that take again. Actually, let's take a break.



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Wils'n: Hope he don't find me







*Little Naitch exits the store*

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Wils'n: Nooooo!!!!! Must hide!

Little Naitch: Time to go get me a Cheeseburger



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Wils'n: Oh, he's going to get a cheeseburger. Phew....



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Wils'n: WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?!?!?!?!



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Little Naitch: Wils'n?! What the fuck?

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Kid: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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*Kid runs over Wils'n in Power Wheels Jeep*

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Wils'n: ASSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

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[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[Savior]

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TRO: TRO bullying?dunno but maybe fotune city is.

[Splaya]

LIES


:'(

[Splaya]

LOL That shit is funny when I'm like really tired. +1 For NERF

[bdssexpress]

a shadowy figure with his hands on his hips fills the screen
voiceover: "In a time of celebrated villians, misused superstars, and slanderous DVDs

shadowy figure turns
voiceover: " Comes a man with the grace to bring the GCW to the forefront of this fine business we've come to love. The change is coming. The future is here."

[RemyRed]

Slim?

[Impact!]

lol, WTF

[The Naitch]

It's Paul

[RemyRed]

Biography:
black handsome and somewhat dumb


It's Slim

[The Naitch]

what's with the gay "The future is here" catchphrase anyways?

Is that supposed to sound cool or something?

The translation is "The flash in the pan is here"

9 times out of 10, they fail miserably. Take splaya for example

[Corndad]

wow this guy even makes me look good haha

[Nowhere Man]

Anyone else here get a flashback of the Grim Reaper?

[Nervous Ferret]

:shifty:

[Nervous Ferret]

You know that was me on a different account, I had a big plan, but then scrapped it

[The Naitch]

Dark_Kane was the father last time

[The Naitch]

Meanwhile, back at the store...

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*Little Naitch chases after Wils'n*

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To be continued....

[The Naitch]

After the break...





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Little Naitch: Yo Kim Chi, you seen Wils'n the clown around town because last time I saw him he was downtown with a frown upside down

Kim Chi: Let's go look for him

Little Naitch: Cool

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Outsider: I know who you're looking for

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WILS'N!!!!!


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Wils'n: Good thing I'm wearing....

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POOPS you did it again!

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The Saga Continues....

[Splaya]

what's with the gay "The future is here" catchphrase anyways?

Is that supposed to sound cool or something?

The translation is "The flash in the pan is here"

9 times out of 10, they fail miserably. Take splaya for example


Yea, except after my run in GCW, I'll be the 1 out of 10 that actually makes it work.


Also, I Wish Slim would come back so he would be the person you would bitch at and not me :'(

[Nervous Ferret]

Splaya has been saying "the future is now" for the last 14 months.

[LK]

Actually I think that's me.

[Corkscrewed]

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MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN PREVIEW


A new era in C-Fedding has dawned. NCW and TNA are no more. In its place stands Global Captioning Wrestling! This innaugural show promises to kick off an explosive start to a new age. The roster is stacked with huge talent, and anything can happen now that Outsider is in charge!

The main event will feature a mix of NCW and TNA's brightest stars! Can the two former champs get along? And can Lou P. Daight compete with the knowledge that his wife has been kidnapped? Loose Cannon and Zack have offered a most serious of ultimatums: join Money Inc or... You'll never see Angelina again!

The battle of the stables will commense as Degeneration Flex takes on Old School Impact. For months, OSI has been complaining about getting shafted but they'll get their chance to shine now against the buffest gang in town.

The 8-man tournament for the newly-minted International Championship will kick off on Meltdown with four scintillating matches. It's a little bit of old school and new school. Who will advance to the next round?

Tensions will be high as The Answer confronts Legend Killer on Afrodo's Shire. These two certainly have a lot of unsettled business with each other.

Finally, CM Crunk and The Naitch take on Wils'n and Fat Doug Mendoza. Perhaps the new and improved Crunk is looking to make Mendoza his latest success story. At the very least, you can bet those patented Crunk Jumpers will come into play!

Tune in this Wheneverday and catch the first show to a new era!


CONFIRMED MELTDOWN CARD:


MAIN EVENT
LPD/Disturbed/Azriel
vs
Shaggy/Innovator/Madman

3-ON-4 MATCH: D-FLEX VS OSI
Jack Icon/Rob Roider/Johnny Vegas
vs
Adrian Moore/J-Dogg/Remy/Hurri-Pimp

AFRODO'S SHIRE
Featuring The Answer & Legend Killer

INTERNATIONAL TITLE TOURNAMENT (ROUND 1)
Splaya vs Seymour
TRO vs Thunder
Danny Electric vs Slater
Cool King vs Zack Morris

TAG MATCH
Naitch/CM Crunk vs Wils'n/Fat Doug Mendoza

BAYSIDE REUNION
With LC & Zack... Will LPD join, or is a SWERVE on the cards?

[LK]

So is there any estimate for when the show will be going up?

[Nervous Ferret]

bookers in unison: :shifty:

[The Naitch]

*Let's Get Retarded hits*

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*Out comes WIls'n*

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Wils'n: Hello I.....

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Shut up Wils'n

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It's time for The Doctor of Captionomics to talk and right now I'd like to present the very first edition of

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Now before we begin, Wils'n you better buy my new WOOO LIFE t-shirt on sale right now on GCW Shopzone.com....$24.95 a buy

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Wil'sn: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIFE!!!!

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Shut up. Now let's get some of my Caption Unit soldiers to ask me a few questions.....

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Good question Little Slim, I believe this would fit nice and snug up Wils'n anus....

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Alright, thanks Little Slim, next question. Some of you may know this girl

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Another good question baby. But the answer is this:

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A POWER RANGERS BIKE!!!

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Question #3! And who better than to ask question #3 than my #1 fan....

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*FANS MARK OUT*

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Hey hey buddy! So to answer your question....yes. Wils'n will get the AssMan treatment in aisle 6. Watch the first Toys R US Brawl in TNA and you'll know what I'm talking about

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Alright suckas, question #4. Show yourself!

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Album's dropping tomorrow! Track 5 entitled "Don't Fuck With Wils'n" is tha bomb track and it will be the biggest club banger of 2005. Nice guns by the way boss. You've been working out haven't you?

Outsider: Yes

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Finally, the final question...question #5. Step right up to the plate homeslice!

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Slim, you got 5 seconds to get the hell outta here or I'm calling the cops!

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Expect it by the end of this weekend.

[Johnny Vegas]

**D-Flex is in the back lifting weights & shit like that**

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VEGAS: Yo, i said i wanted cheese on my burger giggle dick! Now go before i VegaSault your ass!

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ROIDER: Hey Vegas, i heard Remy & the rest of the village people were talking shit man..

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VEGAS: Who?? Remy?!

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VEGAS: Doesn't he paint his fingernails & shit?!?! C'mon Rob, be serious!

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ROIDER: I AM VEGAS!!

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ICON: You know brother, in all of the 50 years i've been in this business, i don't remember anybody talking about those guys brother?! Lets make that match one that they'll remember.......brother!

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ROIDER: Hopefully, my Roider Mountains won't make Remy DEPRESSED like i always used to do back in NCW..

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VEGAS: HAHAAA

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ROIDER: HAHAHAA

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ICON: HAHAHAAA BROTHER!!

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????: HAHAHAHA

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VEGAS: Get outta here Andy Milanokis!!

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ROIDER: How can he fuckin live with himself with that body fat?!?!?!

Sign of the night: BALCO ROOLZ!!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Owen: Crikey look at that! Would ya look at the size of that pedo! And it's faaaast asleep!

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Slim: Zzzzzzzzz.

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Owen: I'm gonna sneak up on it, and jam my thumb in its butthole. :naughty:

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Slim: Zzzzzzzzz.

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Slim: Oh yeah baby, you work that thumb. My ass loves you, babe.

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Owen: Oh Slimmy... It is I, Ooooooowendust.

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Slim: Come on man, I knew it was you. Why d'ya stop?

Owen: My bad.

[Splaya]

:lol: Naitch and Jabba, both getting reps for this

[Disturbed316]

lol Crikey

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Slim: Dayam, Owen sure knows how to hit all the right spots... Aight, what do we have here?

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Kids: :)

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Slim: Pinch me.

[Cool King]

:wtf:

OK then.

[Splaya]

Haha, thats so awesome :mad: Wish I could rep you again

[Cool King]

*Cool King is walking into the locker room when he sees A.C. Slater*

Cool King: Hey, are you A.C Slater?

Slater: Yeah, but I just like to be called Slater.

Cool King: Oh ok, so how ya doing?

*The two men both shake hand and sit down*
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Slater: So….were both in the International Title Tournament.

Cool King: Yeah, my first round is against Morris, you?

Slater: Danny Electric.

Cool King: Oh, ok.

Slater: Hey do you know that if we win our matches, then we will go through to the next round, and we’ll be facing each other for the first time ever.

Cool King: Yeah, well this is what I like about GCW. There is a bunch of people that you really wanna face in the ring but now you might actually get to do it.

Slater: Yeah.

Cool King: Well I gotta get going now. I gotta get ready for my first official match. And I really don’t want to lose this one.
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Slater: Yeah ok, well it was nice talking to ya. Hope you win your match.

Cool King: Thanks you too.

*Cool King walks away as the camera fades to black*

[Cool King]

I just did that mainly because I was bored.:-\

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Note: Every time anyone says after a promo 'I was bored' 'Sorry, I know that sucked' 'So what did you guys think of my promo', it makes me think the promo it followed sucked.

You need to have confidence in your promos.

[Cool King]

I have confidence in my promos.

I just did that one because I was really bored.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It was really aimed at the likes of Splaya, who constantly seek approval from the big boys after a promo.

[Cool King]

Oh OK.:D

[Splaya]

It was really aimed at the likes of Splaya, who constantly seek approval from the big boys after a promo.


When did I do this. I have like huge confidence in my promos :mad:

[RemyRed]

LOL

[Nervous Ferret]

LOLTF

[Corkscrewed]

lol

[Corkscrewed]

new catchphrase right there.

[Nowhere Man]

Slater seems awfully calm there; no screaming or odd references to 80s television. I guess spiking his punch with Ritalin helped after all.

[loopydate]

The Angelina ordeal is sobering for us all. Slater just feels bad for his Bayside homie, Lou. Once she's safe and sound he'll be CRAZY-A-DOO in no time.

[The Naitch]

As the originator and innovator of the "Comic Book Promo"....

Enjoy :)





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Inside....

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[Innovator]

lol good shit naitch, just remember that innovator is punk now, and crunk is hhh on crunk jumpers

[Corndad]

*THUNDERSTRUCK hits over the arena and the fans pop as they see Thunder walking down the aisle to the ring*

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*He grabs the Mic and starts to talk*

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Thunder: It seems as if Thunder has been getting alot of attention around these parts recently... rubbin elbows with such huge stars as Jack Icon and TRO... Seems as if I made it huh... well this may be true now.. but Ill say this.. in a few years from now, it will be them whos in awe, them who will want to rub elbows with Thunder after he gets to be the man who takes GCW to heights TNA, NCW, or even XWC could reach. I will be the man, I will be the go to guy and it all starts with my victory over TRO at Meltdown...


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Thunder: Some say yea... I may be a little over confident but then I always come back with the same retorical question... Are they the most techincal captioner in the world?... The anwser to that is always no, because your looking at that guy. Your looking at the man who will be the first GCW International Champion, I don't care who I gotta go through, seems to me I've had a pretty good track record getting through these tournments... and this one I plan on finishing...


http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5315/kurt28sj.jpg


Thunder: It doesnt matter who I gotta go through, friend or foe, doesnt matter if its TRO, Splaya, Seymore, Cool King, Danny Electirc or anyone else involved in that tournment... They are all looking right now at their destiny, live in and person, because I will be victorious.. I will be champion... and you can be damn sure This Thunderstorm isnt gonna stop rollin till its at the top of the mountain.

*He drops mic and leaves to a decent pop*

[Corndad]

A Meltdown Spoiler Alert....

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3135/kurtpin1nr.jpg



OOC: I just found that pic but didnt wanna add it into the promo as would make no sense, but figured Id still find a way to use it.

[The Naitch]

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[The Naitch]

I'm fucking killing him with this shit

[SuperSlim]

I see that even after I leave and kill off the character Jabba and Naitch can't sem to get enough of continuin the usual trend.

Exact reason why any hopes of me ever C-fedding again are non existent.

Some bitches just can't grow up. Thank god, otherwise my sex life would be non-existant.

[loopydate]

I really hope this new comic-strip promo style ends soon. Aside from the fact that it sort of defeats the purpose of captioning, the load times are absolutely killing me.

[Corkscrewed]

To be honest, it's making me less wanting to read them, cuz I'd rather read text under pictures than text in pictures. SO right now, Naitch is losing my attention. :lol:

[The Naitch]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/918/bs23al.jpg

2 x Overdrafts @ £1500
2 x Credit Cards @ £500
3 x Student Loan Payments @ £1000
3 x Student Loan Payments @ £1500

=

£15000 ish

Plus another £3-4000 in student loan this year

Link: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=37329

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LC: A shiver just went up my spine

Kim Chi: PARTY!!!!!

Little Naitch: Alright peeps, let's head in my limo

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Later...

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[The Naitch]

I really hope this new comic-strip promo style ends soon. Aside from the fact that it sort of defeats the purpose of captioning, the load times are absolutely killing me.

nah, you just mad that you can't afford faster internet. Plus you probably spend 30 minutes waiting for a page to load. Sucks to be you :lol: Get out of your cave, Fred Flinstone, this is 2005

Besides, I don't see the difference between text in a bubble than text under a pic. If anything it's worse for me, because I have to condense it into a smaller platform

[The Naitch]

I see that even after I leave and kill off the character Jabba and Naitch can't sem to get enough of continuin the usual trend.

Exact reason why any hopes of me ever C-fedding again are non existent.

Some bitches just can't grow up. Thank god, otherwise my sex life would be non-existant.


Gee, I didn't know they offered internet service in jail

[Loose Cannon]

lol. He gets his one log in a week

[The Naitch]

I need to work on a Superslim comic book promo right now. I'll see what google.com has to offer

[The Naitch]

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[Cool King]

I really hope this new comic-strip promo style ends soon. Aside from the fact that it sort of defeats the purpose of captioning, the load times are absolutely killing me.

Well the load times are OK for me but I just think the comic-strip promo sucks.

I really do hope this ends soon, it makes me feel like I'm reading a promo from XCW.

[The Naitch]

I wish I could promo as good as Cool King but that would be impossible

[The Naitch]

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[Splaya]

LOL This is hilarious. :lol:

[loopydate]

What is? Who's talking? [/MILHOUSE]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's having trouble with this. It was bad enough when he was just no-selling everyone else's promos :shifty:

[The Naitch]

I think I'm due for a long heel run :shifty:

[loopydate]

You know you can't stay heel. I give it four promos. :D

Speaking of which, I should probably promo soon. 'Course, there are only so many ways I can talk about joining Money Inc. without coming out and saying whether I'm joining them or not. Wouldn't want to get stale or anything.

[Loose Cannon]

don't promo yet. wait for my next one

[loopydate]

Gotcha.

(See, kids? Being lazy pays off!)

[Loose Cannon]

the shows not going to tonight or tomorrow is it?

[loopydate]

Think they said "by the end of this weekend." I think you're cool for at least 24 hours, probably 48.

[The Naitch]

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/7377/toystore8bi.jpg

Meanwhile....

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*Little Naitch disposes of Cool King*

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[Savior]

Some bitches just can't grow up. Thank god, otherwise my sex life would be non-existant.are you dissing yourself or did jabba edit that?

[Splaya]

Gotcha.

(See, kids? Being lazy pays off!)


Yeah, well it took me from near main event to midcard :rant:

[The Naitch]

why is this convict back?

[Aussie Skier]

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/440/018fz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lord Alfie Hayes: “Good afternoon one and all and welcome to this special video about the most influential stable in pro-wrestling since The Horsemen…Hmm, I’ve never even heard of them. Anyways, before we begin, I would like to introduce you all to myself. I am Lord Alfie Hayes, and I have recently taken up a position with GCW as official spokesman for Old School Impact. And why you ask? Because Old School Impact is the way wrestling should be. These men are the toughest, most elite and most professional workers in the entire industry. In the past, if a worker exuded these qualities, they would be in the main event of any federation. However, wrestling has now changed.

Lord Alfie Hayes: “No longer is wrestling about how good you are in the ring and how emotive your promos are. No, instead, its about who you are with. As OSI’s official publicist, we have decided that too many wrestlers are getting too stronger pushes for doing too little work. The fact is, Lewis Patrick Daight was only NCW champion because he had his little whore Angelina running with him. Disturbed was only successful in NCW because he drank beer and Cool King…well, Cool King was never successful.”

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/7847/057le.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lord Alfie Hayes: “A new era of wrestling has begun. Global Captioning Wrestling has begun, and OSI are destined to be the most successful stable of all time. And that starts this week, with the OSI taking on D Flex. Now, what to say about this group of rat-taggled gobblehoffers?”

Lord Alfie Hayes: “D-Flex are everything that OSI is against. We stand for morals and values, together with pimping out the occasional bitch, but that’s besides the point. What we want is to bring back the great era of wrestling, when wrestler’s weren’t drugged up like “Mr. Puffy Man” Roider, or that Neanderthal Jackie Icon, or like…oh, I can’t seem to remember the other member of D-Flex. Oh what’s his name…anyway, I’m sure its not important. What OSI want, is a return to the classic style wrestlers, like these young studs.”

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1382/067im.th.jpg (http://img453.imageshack.us/my.php?image=067im.jpg)
Lord Alfie Hayes: “Gene Kiniski. The personification of a true wrestler, not like the puffy D-Flex crew.”

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/2663/117yr.th.jpg (http://img451.imageshack.us/my.php?image=117yr.jpg)
Lord Alfie Hayes: “Stan Stasiak. The absolute perfection of what Old School Impact want to become.

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7168/0116vm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Lord Alfie Hayes: “Pat Patteson, the er…ah, hmmm, I think we’ll just leave it at that. However, the point of my talk here today is to encourage you, the great fans of GCW, to cheer for Old School Impact. What they wrestle for is everything that is important to wrestling in the past. Old School Impact will be making an impact, and will be doing it, the old school way.

[The Naitch]

Back at the gym....

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[James Steele]

LOLz

[The Naitch]

After a long 4 days on the road.....

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[Impact!]

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HP: So thats where they keep D-Flex

[Impact!]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/4098/0329pb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Guy: Hey Hurripimp, I was wondering why you havn't been promoing lately

HP: Well, I've been having Ho troubles, so promoing had been on the backburner. But now that it's all sorted out, I'm back.

Guy:.....Can I have a ho....

HP: ..........NO, now it's time to promo, Hurripimp AWAY

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/2073/hurripimpaway20mb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





HP: Now D-Flex, you think use are so tough, so big, so buff. But with all that muscle can you do this...Can you fly, like a true PIMP. Can you.....



http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/5969/hptc1lp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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ow.

[Disturbed316]

Weak dude.

[Impact!]

:'(

[Nowhere Man]

Yikes. That's an awfully thin line you're walking there, dude.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:rofl:

Hurri-Pimp for World Champ. :y:

[Impact!]

Yikes. That's an awfully thin line you're walking there, dude.
Yeah I know.....wait first or second one. (I apologised ahead of time)

*bows* thank you Jabba

[Disturbed316]

:rofl:

Hurri-Pimp for World Champ. :y:

HHHitler would be very proud of him.

[Nervous Ferret]

LMAOSAUCE NAITCH

I haven't been around for the last few days and you promo on me at least 6 times.

I'll have to make up for it

[The Naitch]

I have more fun promoing comic_style than normal text under pictures_style

[Cool King]

Weak dude.

Very.

[Loose Cannon]

yea

[Loose Cannon]

Oh, I have to promo

[Loose Cannon]

55

[McLegend]

:nono:

[McLegend]

Brady Quinn>Matt Leinhart

[McLegend]

:p

[Loose Cannon]

that legend post was prob directed at Impact

[McLegend]

I could follow that up with "no it was actually direct at your mother."

But I'm better then that

[Cool King]

*Cool King is in the ring and takes the mic*
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/2033/coolkingmic13hv.jpg
Cool King: I've noticed that there has been some people wanting a change in the way we promo.

Well I'm not a big fan of it myself but I just wanna talk to someone that is wanting the change, just so we can share some pros and cons of it.

*Cool King waits*
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/9236/364rt.jpg

*Suddenly some weird music plays and something weird makes it's way to the ring*

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/9971/comicenter2dd.jpg

*As soon as the Comic_Style enters the ring, Cool King pounces on it*

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3378/comicslam8de.jpg

*With a quick Chokeslam, the Comic_Style is injured*
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*Cool King leaves the ring as the camera cuts to the next promo*

[Disturbed316]

I :heart: you

[Nervous Ferret]

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[Cool King]

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Kid: :)

Little Naitch: LOL

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

LOCK UP YOUR KIDS!

SUPERSLIM WILL BE AT THE ARENA!

[loopydate]

Lewis Patrick Daight was only NCW champion because he had his little whore Angelina running with him.

I lost the title several months before she debuted.

Also...HURRY UP, LC! :D

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

LOOK UNDER YOUR BED...















LOOK IN YOUR CLOSET...















BE AFRAID...















BE VERY AFRAID...















BECAUSE IN THE DARKEST CORNERS OF YOUR DEEPEST FEARS...















SUPERSLIM LURKS...


http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/8634/boogeyman6qx.jpg

1 - 2 - HOW OLD ARE YOU?




3 - 4 - I ENJOY CHILD PORN




5 - 6 - I NEED MY FIX




7 - 8 - I CAN'T WAIT




9 - 10 - YOUR ASS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN










http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/8634/boogeyman6qx.jpg

I'M A PEDOPHILE!

AND I'M CUMMING TO GET YOU!

[Cool King]

:wtf:

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:

I'm sorry, but that's hysterical.

[RemyRed]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4103/029ff.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





Remy- Check that out Dictator, OSI IS stronger than D-Flex and Hurripimp just proved it.


Dictator- What about you?


Remy- Oh you want proof that I'm tough? Heh, well keep your eyes on the news.




An hour and a helicopter ride later...





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Remy- HELLO WASHIGTON!!!!





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[Loose Cannon]

LC and Zack go back into Slim's hut and head towards the door with all the locks on it

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LC: Alright Zack, try every key you have

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Zack: Let's see here...nope....this one...nope...Let's try this red one...YESSS, GOT IT

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LC: BAM

LC and Zack look inside the door and find..........






























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MR. BELDING??


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Belding: What did you boys do this time?

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Zack and LC Slam the door shut and get the hell out of there

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LC: WTF WAS THAT?

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Zack: That son of a bitch hurt my knee and ruined Bayside's only chance at a Basketball Championship (SBTB Fans will only get that)

Zack and LC hear someone yelling help from the door again.

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LC opens it again and this time finds............
















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Angie: OMG OMG, finally.

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LC: WTF? Where did......How did you.....oh forget it, let's get you out of here

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Alright, let me just get my boots on. Slim is insane you know. He took me after my match and told me we were going to chat all night long. Then he dressed up as a clown. You know, I swear I saw these Ilusions of people from my past while I was in that room. One minute they were there, the next they were gone. Freaky


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LC: Yo LPD, it's LC. Guess what pal? We got her back. Just meet us at the arena in about 8 hours. Alright later


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LC: Alright, left LPD a voice mail. Let's go Angie. Back home


FANS POP HUGE FOR MONEY INC. They Are Fan Favorites :love: :love: :love:
















3 hours later
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LC: So Angie, do you know where we are right now?

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Angie: Not really, but I'm so excited to see LPD

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LC: Yea, me and Zack are excited to see him too. He wanted us to rescue you and we did that. WE RESCUED YOU. I think we held up our end of the bargin just fine, don't you Zack?

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Zack: We sure did LC

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LC: SO tell me Angie, do you know how to fly?

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Zack: Um No

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Do it Zack

ZACK TOSSES ANGIE OUT OF THE CAR INTO THE SNOW
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Fans Booo the Shit Out Of Money Inc. :mad: :mad: :mad:



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LC: Hey Zack look, she really is M.I.C.....Missing In Canada :rofl:

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LC and Zack pull into the arena 3 hours later

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[Loose Cannon]

Zack goes has to take a piss and LC goes to meet LPD

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LPD: There he is, THE MAN. LC, what's up

LC: What up LPD. Guess you got the message huh?

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/8114/sdshane6710sm.jpg

LPD: Oh I got the message man. LC, thank you so much. You must of went through hell to get her back

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LC: Well we did drive about 16 hours through snow and ice, but you know...

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LPD: So where is she LC?

LC: Where's Who :):

LPD: Angie!!!

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/9427/sdshane6740gt.jpg

LPD: I JUST WANNA GRAB HER AND...

LC: Woah, ok big guy

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LC: UH, Little problem with Angie man. You see, when me and Zack were taking her back, she wanted to stop at a store to get a coke. Well, when we got there, Angie saw one of her old boyfriends and they chatted for like 20 minutes. Then we told her we had to go, but she said she was going home with him. Yea, she fucking ran off with that jackass. Sorry LPD.

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/7026/sdshane6778yn.jpg

LC: Oh and when we asked her "what about LPD,?" she just sort of shrugged you off and said "whatever" Man, what a slut

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/9882/sdshane6782ux.jpg

LPD: You better not be lying LC. I'm not kidding

Lying? Not me LPD. Never

LPD: :( I can't believe that. How could she do this to me. That's it, I know what I have to do now. Later LC

LPD walks off


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Later Man. See you on Meltdown....Friend.

[LK]

:lol:

[Impact!]

:love: Remy

[Savior]

:lol: missing in canada

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO. That was awesome, LC!

[The Naitch]

WILS'N'S BIRTHDAY BASH!

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The kids start singing....

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[Corkscrewed]

Naitch is so ghetto. :lol:

[The Naitch]

ROFLOL @ Missing. In. Canada

ROFLOLERSKATING @ Remy blowing up Washington

ROFLOLLYPOPS @ Jabba

:love: for Wils'n keeping up with the comic_style promos :love:

[Corkscrewed]

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/3490/223583713sb.jpg

CAPTAIN: We will be touching down in Downtown Riyadh pretty soon. Please return your trays to the upright position or we will detach them for you and beat your head with them.

. . .

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CORK: Wow, this place looks just like Nepal's airport.

PERSON: Who the hell are you??

. . .

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CORK: I have come to the center of the world to seek peace. Can you help me?

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MULLAH: Yes. Yes I can.

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CORK: Do you know why I've been feeling messed up?

MULLAH: Yes. Yes I do.

CORK: Why?

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MULLAH: You are discontent because you have broken the harmony of online entertainment.

CORK: :?:

MULLAH: You have consumed too much bandwidth.

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/9010/corkbachelorsolo031go.jpg

CORK: Wait, what?

MULLAH: You must cast off your evil picture ways and return to the roots of all entertainment! You must relinquish all photos, and be as your ancestors were!

CORK: Wait a minute...

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/829/imgmullah0tm.jpg

MULLAH: You must stop C-Fedding, and use only text, so that those with slow internet connections will understand you! And love you! And appreciate you! You must appreciate others in order to feel at peace with yourself!!!

CORK: Hey, now, GIMME that turban!

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CORK: Dial Up?! What the heck are you doing here???

DIAL UP: I came here to escape the internet proliferation in the first world. Here, among my people, I am loved for my teachings!!!

56K: @#(_(%^*@#^*@_^@#(^_@#^(#&(%*#&*()%&#@)*(&!

DIAL UP: Join us! With such a powerful member like on board the E-FENDERS, we will be unstoppable!!!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5763/bemused1vh.jpg

CORK: ...

DIAL UP: If you do not, you will always be troubled!!!!

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/3647/corkbachelorsolo047zs.jpg

CORK: You know, if you're that afraid of pictures, GCW's having this show called Saturday Night Latino Heat. It'll be almost like a recap, with minimal pictures.

DIAL UP: ........................................................Really?

CORK: :yes:

DIAL UP: Oh. Count me in then.

CORK: Cool. So, um... I guess you can't help me find peace within myself, eh?

DIAL UP: Go to a cathedral or something. They look like they're all spiritual and stuff.

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/4476/angryshocked1lh.jpg

CORK: Oh. *sigh* These plane tickets are starting to get expensive.

[The Naitch]

lol @ Dial Up

[The Naitch]

I have the urge to do one more comic_style promo before I go to bed. This time The Naitch and CM Crunk will be in it regarding the tag match for Meltdown. And probably more Wils'n. Yup, I can't get enough of Wils'n

[Nowhere Man]

Not long after, Corkscrewed finds himself meeting an old nemesis...

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/21.jpg

Corky: Wait, they're counting you as an 'old nemesis?'

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/ultimo_dragon_l.jpg

Seymour: Well, I did beat you in that dance contest that one time, remember?

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4035/bachelorsolo069qp.jpg

Corky: Don't remind me....so, what brings you way the hell out here?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/japan1.jpg

Seymour: Well, to tell you the truth, I'm in the same boat as you. I'm trying to find myself!

Corky: Don't you already have a stupid wizard to help you with all that spiritual nonsense?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/u_dragon.jpg

Seymour: Spiritual? No way. See, way way back when I went home to Japan and did that cross-promotional concert with Mahagee, I found something....something that's been plaguing me ever since....

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Corky: And that something is....?

Seymour: THIS!!!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/mahageewithseymouronshoulders5.jpg

Seymour: See?! There's another me running around here somewhere, and I figure if I can find me, then I'm practically guaranteed to win the International Title Tournament!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/ultimodragon-01.jpg

Seymour: Think about it, man! I can't really be disqualified for interfering in my own matches, can I? I'll simply let myself take most of the punishment, then tag me in, and let me regain my breath while I put the beating on Splaya, and then both of me can pick up the win! It's brilliant!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/dragon11.jpg

Come on, HIGH FIVE!!!

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Corky:......

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Corky:........Weirdo.

[The Naitch]

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[The Naitch]

starting tomorrow, I'm gonna have the roles reversed. Which means, I'm gonna post promos where Wils'n FINALLY gets revenge and starts making Little Naitch's life a living hell!!!!

:D Karma is a bitch

[loopydate]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/11/preparinginlockerroom5ia.jpg

LPD: I can't believe Angie would do this to me. And right before the big six-man tag team main event at the premiere of Meltdown!

BOOKING TEAM: Mmmm... Shill... :drool:

LPD: This just seems so out of--

[Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/1930/lpd4lh.jpg

LPD: Hello?

PRODUCER: Now this is why I don't like to shoot green screen.

LPD: Hello?

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ANGELINA: Lou?

LPD: Sherri, this is a really bad time. I've got my big ma--

ANGELINA: No, Lou, sweetie, it's Angie.

LPD: Oh. [Long pause] Hey.

ANGELINA: What's wrong, babe?

LPD: You know what's wrong. LC told me the whole thing.

http://img17.echo.cx/img17/1269/angelinaringside9bh.jpg

ANGELINA: Lovely. He's listening to LC again.

LPD: What?

ANGELINA: Sorry. Inner monologue. Babe, you should know better than to listen to LC. He's a liar. He's always been a liar. He'll always be a liar.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid5.jpg

LPD: Why would he lie to me about you going home with an ex-boyfriend?

ANGELINA: W--

LPD: And why aren't we speaking into our phones anymore?

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/1930/lpd4lh.jpg

LPD: Better.

ANGELINA: Uh, I don't know, maybe so that you'd go all Splaya/Slim and make a heel turn by attacking me and joining them? Seriously, Zack threw me out of a moving car in Canada!

LPD: That's the silliest thing I--

ANGELINA: Babe, would you please just open the door? I can't believe you haven't figured out I'm just calling from the other side of it, trying for one of those movie-romance moments.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid6.jpg

LPD: Oh. Hold on.

[THUD!]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid1.jpg

LPD: Whoops.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/women1.jpg

ANGELINA: Ow.

LPD: Ooh. Swung that open pretty fast.

ANGELINA: Dizzy.

LPD: Sorry. Come on in. Have a seat. I need to go and have a talk with some old friends.

http://img147.echo.cx/img147/277/angelinadownonoutside0cc.jpg

LPD: Or lay down. That's cool, too.

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2614/bayside2pm.jpg

LC: 'Sup, Lou?

LPD: You know what's up, LC. Zack.

ZACK: I'm gonna go get something to drink. Want anything?

LPD: No. We're cool.

ZACK: All right. Later.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9960/askingshanefortip5cb.jpg

LPD: Okay. What's going on here? Angie told me you guys threw her out of a moving car!

LC: Oh, come on, Lou! I didn't throw her out of a moving car!

LPD: She said Zack did it.

LC: I didn't throw her out of a moving car!

LPD: She said Za--

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2954/shanehasabag7up.jpg

LC: Okay, Lou. I gotta tell you, man, you need to keep an eye on your girl. She's got a serious Yoko vibe coming off of her.

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid21.jpg

LPD: Yokozuna?

LC: No. Yoko Ono.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5190/chattingwithshane4ei.jpg

LPD: Oh. Heh.

LC: Aaaaaanyway. You know she doesn't like Zack and me. She's going to tell you whatever it takes to get you to stay with her and get you away from us.

LPD: But she said you'd say anything to get me to turn on her and join you!

LC: Who are you gonna believe, Lou? Her or us? Now that I think about it... I think I want something to drink, too. I'm gonna find Zack.

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/6292/35797ny.jpg

LC: What's it gonna be, Lou?

[He leaves.]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/24/yoyoyo6fl.jpg

LPD: I have no fucking clue.

[McLegend]

LOL

[Gone Mad]

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Interviewer: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Fat Doug Mendoza and the legend Jimmy Hate. Now tell me, what do you think about your match against Naitch and CM Crunk?

Hate: Naitch?? CRUNK?? Those has-beens? Bah, Wils'n and Doug will SWEEP the floor with them. I mean, just look at Doug. He's been training, using a new style of promos... JUST LIKE NAITCH!

Just watch.

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Interviewer: ....SooOoOo... What style was that??

Hate: Doesn't matter. It's still better than the comic style will ever be! AHAHAHA! Alright, time to go and pick up Fatha Time from night job at Taco Bell.

Mendoza: You can't eat me, but I can eat you. PEACE, BITCHES!

Interviewer: :wtf: Fuck this, I quit. **throws mic** ... could be working on Animal Planet, damn it..

>> END!!! <<

[Nervous Ferret]

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OOC: dunno, drawing a blank as of now. Also the weekend is almost over :naughty:, if ya catch my drift

[The Naitch]

Little Naitch goes on a promotional tour, but "someone" keeps getting in the way :mad:

On NBC NEWS TODAY:

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/3369/newsnbc102mf.jpg

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/605/newsnbc29od.jpg

On UPN NEWS:

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/2695/upn299ql5ju.jpg

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/6366/upn310td5pu.jpg

On FUSE DAILY DOWNLOAD:

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http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/1936/yell8wy.jpg

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/3951/fuse071205480hi.jpg

On BET 106 & PARK:

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http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5330/bet051305176er.jpg

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On the MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS:

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http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/294/teenc05352tn2zr.jpg

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3425/demi3ff.jpg

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3000/mad0ok.jpg

On THE BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW:

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http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/4435/fsn062205659yd.jpg

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/5152/whatever7or.jpg

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On THE BIG IDEA:

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[Loose Cannon]

LOL, LN's reactions are to him are priceless

[Savior]

Heh you always slip in cena atleast once

[The Naitch]

I need to have a promo where Little Naitch visits his hero Paul "The Wall" Carrington (Cena pics) for advice on how to terminate Wils'n

2 Cena's in the same pic = priceless

I'll work on that now

[Savior]

:lol:

[Savior]

*Calling Lil Naitch*
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/1124/c181pn.jpg
Paul: :lol: Remember when I posed as you to talk to Jack Icon While you did Brooke in her Room?

LN: :lol:

*BAM*

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/5301/011mq.jpg
Paul: Fuck I hit a retard

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/8264/cory8sw.png
Wilsn: grrrrrrrrrr I'm getting angry!

Paul: I don currrrrrr.
http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/589/cory3gs.png

[The Naitch]

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http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/3628/room5sl.jpg

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*Paul goes to his room to change*


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http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/2721/trailers2cs.jpg

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[The Naitch]

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http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/3708/car6vo.jpg

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*Lightning proceeds to pour more than enough Ex-Lax into Wils'n's drink*

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Later.....



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Later, during the match....



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*Wils'n falls out of the ring to go to the can*

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[The Naitch]

Wils'n, you are my inspiration

[The Naitch]

And I just totally made Lightning famous. Thank me later bro :)

[James Steele]

LOL

[James Steele]

z

[Savior]

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/4062/carphone2ji.jpg
:lol:

[The Naitch]

yo, someone give me the rundown on this GOHAN3K guy. I noticed some ppl are making fun of him in promos and whatnot

Some Gohan quotes would be super

Thanks :y:

[Savior]

I think Gohan bad repped Remy.

[Loose Cannon]

LC is walking around in the back and runs into Disturbed

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http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/4290/wpwweshaneraw09010323vj.jpg

Disturbed: Where you going LC?

LC: Get your hands off me

Disturbed: You know, I saw what you did to Angie. I saw what all the fans saw.

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/7582/wpwweshaneraw09010335hc.jpg

Disturbed: You see, LPD is in my match on Meltdown. And if you think I'm gonna let you jeapordize it by screwing up LPD's head, guess again. In fact, when LPD gets here, he'll here the whole truth from me.

LC: Oh is that right. Enjoy that beer Disturbed. In fact enjoy a few more cold ones. I'll see you later...Champ :)













5 Minutes later

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LC: Zack, come on, I need you

Zack: What, right now? Fine






LC explained to Zack what Disturbed said

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LC: Come on, it's right over here. Nobody saw the stuff right?

Zack: Nope, let's do this shit :lol:


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LC: Okay Zac.....WTF Outsider? Get out of here.

Outsider: Why are you guys going into MIC's locker? I want to go too. I'm a part of the team too you know

LC: Dammit Outsider. Just go keep a look out for people coming this way


LC opens the door

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LC: You ready Zack?

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Zack: I'm always ready









25 minutes later


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LC: There he is, The Man. Listen bro, can't talk right now, gotta run

LPD: Wait a minute LC, we need to talk.

LC: :?:

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LPD: Disturbed told me what you did. It was the same story Angie told me. Things are not looking good for you man

LC: Woah Woah. Disturbed told you? Disturbed? LPD, no offense or anything but I can't believe you would actually believe a full blown drunk like that guy. I mean, this is the same guy that goes around stunning everyone. He can't be trusted.

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/4269/shaneheat62401062kl.jpg

LPD: Well you are right in that sense, but the guy seemes serious

LC: :lol: You're hillarious LPD. Hey you know, when I was walking down the hall before I saw Disturbed go into MIC's lockeroom with a few cold ones and a can of spray paint. I dunno what he was doing, but he seemed a little out of it. Well I got to go man, see you at the show



LPD grabs his stuff and starts towards MIC's room and opens the door to see
















http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4713/nomic3dccopy6gh.jpg


http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2875/033ax.jpg


3 minutes later


http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/797/stl00059mw.jpg

LPD: GOD DAMMIT!!!

Angie: Stop shouting, What's wrong hun?

LPD: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!

Angie: Kill who hun?

LPD: STOP CALLING ME HUN!!!!!!

slams door

[Cool King]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4713/nomic3dccopy6gh.jpg

:lol:At least my name was right the first time....until they but the word "Cock" over it.:'(

[loopydate]

:rofl: "Florida rules"

Awesome. I can't wait to see what the bookers have in mind for the Meltdown main event. There's gotta be a hell of a payoff to all this.

[Gone Mad]

I'm in Florida :'(

As for the show, I say if not tonight, the show will be up Monday. Hurricane definitely screwed things up for me, but I will promo before this damn thing hits. Could it be my last one? Stay tuned...

[Corndad]

And I just totally made Lightning famous. Thank me later bro :)


I'll definately be sending a Christmas Card your way.

[Kapoutman]

I just found some cool Hogan pics. :cool:

Gonna wait for the show before doihng my next promo though.

[Corkscrewed]

lmfao at "Florida Rules"

[The Naitch]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/51/wm21pic134xl.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7442/wm21pic169hm.jpg

Wils'n: F....

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8030/heat033003314bn.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1606/wm21pic216to.jpg

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http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/2921/ppv9xq.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1606/wm21pic216to.jpg

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/9308/tyson8ul.jpg

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6223/cantcaptionme2xc.jpg

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/1826/kick15ik.jpg

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6703/kick26nl.jpg

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/8264/cory8sw.png

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/4061/lolol6wq.gif

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/641/heat033003337ee.jpg

[McLegend]

LOL @ the little swerve there.

Making people think you were going to cut a real caption promo, but then BAM!!! You go back to comic style.

Very nice:y:

[Gone Mad]

AND NOW A WORD ABOUT HIS MATCH AT THIS WEEK'S MELTDOWN..
http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/526/mdbanner0013dj.jpg
HERE IS MADMAN...

** Mad, backstage, clutching the old TNA belt.. **
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/1518/ecw109wx.jpg
MadMan: Meltdown will happen soon as this is the biggest show, not just for everybody... But especially, FOR ME.

I mean, this match will redeem me as it all begins again with the proof of the REAL championship on my shoulder, I WILL become the first GCW CHAMPION! Just look at anyone that was in TNA, I've knocked them all and heh, if it WAS... the big leagues in C-fedding, then what about those that were NCW?

Then I've got it all in the bag. Disturbed, LPD... AZRIEL.. pssh!

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2913/mad035oh.jpg
I fear none of them. I fear nothing anymore. I only fear I may be too powerful for GCW, because I've been knocked down... but I'll keep coming back! Because I will be the next champ, and it's my world and you will...

TRUST ME.. ON THAT! **walks off screen**

** fade to black **

[Disturbed316]

I'm in Florida :'(

As for the show, I say if not tonight, the show will be up Monday. Hurricane definitely screwed things up for me, but I will promo before this damn thing hits. Could it be my last one? Stay tuned...

Which part? Maybe we could hang out?

Oh and promo coming later today.

[Joe Kerr]

Nice

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6223/cantcaptionme2xc.jpg

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/1826/kick15ik.jpg

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6703/kick26nl.jpg

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/4061/lolol6wq.gif

:lol:

[Disturbed316]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4526/raw80601068qk.jpg

Disturbed: Wow, the debut show of GCW is almost here. Betting start my warm up exercises.

*20 minutes later*

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/348/sider43qo.jpg

Disturbed: Hey Boss.

Outsider: Fuck you Disturbed.

Disturbed: What you say to me?

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1096/sider60ij.jpg

Outsider: I said Fuck You Disturbed. I saw what you did to MIC's locker room, and I don't like it a damn bit.

Disturbed: LOL Whatever Outsider, I think you lost it.

*Disturbed tries to walk off but Outsider stops him*

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/2474/sider106xq.jpg

Outsider: I don't like your tone sunshine, and I don't like you.

Disturbed: What the hell are you talking about Outsider?

Outsider: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You went into MIC's locker room and completly defaced it.

Disturbed: Pssh, I have no idea what your talking about. What makes you think that was me anyway?

Outsider: Come with me.

*Disturbed follows Outsider into MIC's locker room*

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8139/nomic3dccopy6gha1rl.jpg

Disturbed: Daaaaaaaaamn, what happened here?

Outsider: You happened, and don't say you didn't, because we have the proof.

Disturbed: Proof? What proof?

Outsider: Whislt the GCW directors were trying to find out who done it, we looked through the GCW roster's contracts, and matched up the hand writing on there to the writing in here. We also matched up the DNA from the beer cans to the samples given at the medical. And guess what Disturbed, your writing and DNA matched up 100%. It was you. Now I thought things between you and Lou were ok, it was one of the reasons why I put you guys on the same team in the tag match, and then you had to go and do this.

Disturbed: But I didn't do it Outsider!

Outsider: Stop your lies Disturbed. I just pray LPD doesn't find you before Meltdown, because he is pissed. I got nothing else to say to you.

*Outsider leaves and Disturbed sits down in disbelief*

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/1509/nomic3dccopy6ghb5ya.jpg

Disturbed: Whatever

[Corkscrewed]

lmao

[loopydate]

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid21.jpg

LPD: Hey, wait a minute... Isn't Disturbed British?

[Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!]

[The Ravishing One]

I'll definately be sending a Christmas Card your way.
http://www.grizzliesinfo.com/grizzlies/galleries/gallery-050629-draft_picks/images/draft_picks-2005-0628.jpg

A picture is worth a thousand words.

[The Ravishing One]

*TRO, your new fashion icon, shows off the new look for the upcoming winter*

http://members.fortunecity.com/metalspanky/hhh_bio.jpg


*But if thats not for you, maybe you would prefer the more appealing leather waistcoat*
http://us.geocities.com/jfjwrestling/triple_h/hhh01.jpg

-------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.weboshawa.com/wrestling/HHH/Triple_HSHOP.jpg
TRO: My name is TRO and i've got my eye on the fashion victims out there. Because TRO is here to make sure you c-fedders are looking as good as me.

:love:

[Cool King]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/526/mdbanner0013dj.jpg

We should actually get that pic but without the guys in it and use that to say the matches instead of just writing.

Or at least get it incase someone wants to use it in a promo.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Don't worry, Mad used that for all the matches on the show.

[The Naitch]

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/4905/ps10sb.jpg

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/5505/ps38qc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6656/doom10zt.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5130/dvdcjc401xx.jpg

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/2189/theatricaltrailer168sb.jpg

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/4333/holyshit3le.jpg

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/4182/shotgun0za.jpg

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/2471/rock8iq.jpg

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/6002/splaya6uf.jpg

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/8784/lolatsplaya9fz.jpg

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/5975/coffeebreak5jx.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8774/storageb1dx.jpg

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/3302/tpww7ft.jpg

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3690/dvdcjc516qb.jpg

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/7189/bombs8gw.jpg

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/1735/gotit2xd.jpg

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/4461/puss8hw.jpg

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9069/wtf4ya.jpg

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8843/wtf28mk.jpg







http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/4394/spiderswilsn4qb.jpg

*FANS EXPLODE FOR WILS'N*

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/7479/sodead5gl.jpg

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/6103/fight2me.jpg

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3425/cs0xd.jpg

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/424/gun7qt.jpg

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/540/forcefield8yi.jpg

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/2139/chainsaw27xq.jpg

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9137/ripwilsn2gi.jpg

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/9383/rr0ul.jpg

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/5561/dvdcjc497ow.jpg

[LK]

:lol: the comic book style may suck but that was good Naitch.

[Nervous Ferret]

Well you have fallen off the face of the earth

[The Naitch]

:lol: I'm taking you to hell with me!

[Nervous Ferret]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/765/tru0qt.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6)<SCRIPT language=javascript>setImgWidth();</SCRIPT>

[RemyRed]

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OOC: dunno, drawing a blank as of now. Also the weekend is almost over :naughty:, if ya catch my drift
LMFAO

[The Naitch]

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/2300/75047x3vs.jpg

[RemyRed]

yo, someone give me the rundown on this GOHAN3K guy. I noticed some ppl are making fun of him in promos and whatnot

Some Gohan quotes would be super

Thanks :y:
He's this kid that used to give out porn passwords for rep, all the while saying he hates porn but is doing it for the rep. He's a huge rep whore and I negged him and Chavo Classic once and they spazzed out worse than Terran Rich and made a thread to have me banned for it. Only quote I know from Gohan is:


WHAT THE FUCK!?


And his gimmick lately seems to be just trying to impress Ferret.

Example:
ROFL at searching through each others old posts for disses


well he searched actual posts, i only searched threads made by him which is 1000x easier. I have more a life than him cause I'm cooler

[Nervous Ferret]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=37120

[The Naitch]

lol I'll start using him as Wils'n's sidekick

[The Naitch]

we should do an angle where Little Naitch is buddies with Remy Red (don't know who you want to use as pics.) They're the cool kids who bully and pick on the geek squad (aka Wils'n and Gohan)

[The Naitch]

jk

[Nervous Ferret]

We play 4 square at Recess

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Just waiting on 1 more part of the show, so...

MELTDOWN WILL BE UP TONIGHT!

[Innovator]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/5760/img26766eh.jpg

Disturbed: WHAT?! I'm gonna kick your ass in the 6-man come Meltdown

Innovator: Oh yeah...

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/301/img26880sl.jpg

Innovator: AHAHAHAHAHA PRE-MATCH NOOGIE!

*crowd boos at the ultra-heelish noogie*

[Nervous Ferret]

So who was late getting their part in?

My moneys on Nowhere Man

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

No-one was late, exactly. We had to re-distribute some tasks since Mad was caught up in Wiiiilmaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Yeah, it's NM.

[The Naitch]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7131/canweplay3ql.jpg

[The Naitch]

by the way, when I diss Wils'n like I do now, I diss him like that because he's Wils'n. It would never work as good on someone else. Like if I feuded with splaya, it'd be totally different and the feud wouldn't be based around a toy store or a playground or video games or poop jokes

[Nervous Ferret]

Also Splaya would get all whiney penis on you. <3

[The Naitch]

which I would use to my advantage 8=========D

[RemyRed]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/7872/hanginoutwitshaggyandkrisp8rw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





Action Jack Icon is in the ring playing the crowd with Shaggy and Kris P Lettus.





*MUSIC*





http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/1020/donttrytostopmediabloshitman5w.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





Remy- Diablo's Hitman don't try and stop me from getting in the ring!
Diablo's Hitman- Ok.



*Remy enters the ring*




http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/4540/nowlistenup6qz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





Remy- Now listen up Mr. Icon. You may have experience on your side, but I've got something to counter your experience, I recently bought some cursed items from Sonny and Terrence that are sure to give my stable the edge!



http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/276/sseeemthen5gv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Jack Icon- Bring it on. I can take it.






http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/4540/nowlistenup6qz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)




Remy- Behold, mystic powder that will make you bloated and out of shape.





*Remy throws the powder at him*




http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2843/mymuscleswillshinethrough8tf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)




Jack Icon- Ha! Your puny power is worthless, my muscles will shine through!



Remy- :mad:. Ok, how about this then. This flute will summon magical puppets to destroy you!



Remy plays the flute.




http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2697/magicalpuppets1bq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)




The magical puppets enter the ring and attack. However....





http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2521/no6od.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3166/ack8ca.jpg (http://imageshack.us)




Icon easily takes them out.




Remy- :mad: :mad: :mad: All right that's it one of these things are gonna work! Aha! The Purgatory Potion! One drop of this and you'll be in Purgatory forever! *throws the bottle at him*





http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1307/purgatory9ge.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





Icon- AHH! What the hell!?


Remy- Yesss! Finally one of those hocus pocus hustlers items work.


Icon- Oh yeah!? Well guess what, I don't believe in Purgatory!



Icons poofs back in the ring....




http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6143/373xw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



He then punches and big boots Remy out of the ring. Remy walks backwards up the ramp looking pissed.



http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1725/103xg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Naitch]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/6899/14sk.jpg

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/6843/25xa.jpg

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/9527/gimme8tw.jpg

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/9383/elimidate9xp.jpg

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/338/hugebit5uc.jpg

[Disturbed316]

lol first mosh girl, now huge bitch. No one on the internet is safe.

[The Naitch]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5106/huge2withwilsn1of.jpg

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Wils'n is doing wonders for her. That uncropped black box around him really has a slimming effect on her.

[The Naitch]

Wils'n is getting pussy 2nite!

[The Naitch]

lol first mosh girl, now huge bitch. No one on the internet is safe.

I feel sorry for the next guy who feuds with Little Naitch

[The Naitch]

I'm gonna try and utilize this whole photo album for my next Wils'n promo

http://community.webshots.com/album/475234885MtxPQW

[The Naitch]

I have the feeling the bookers are gonna add Huge Bitch to the GCW roster

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Well, looks like the show won't be up for a few hours. If I've got the final part of the show, I can post it first thing, so some of you may still be up. :p

[Kapoutman]

Introducing a brand new Jack Icon t-shirt, to get all the money we can before he dies in the ring!

http://img108.echo.cx/img108/2874/icontshirt3of.md.jpg

Get it NOW on GCWshopzone.com!

[The Naitch]

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/146/date18rz.jpg

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/8771/pork6uv.jpg

http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/1804/toms5fu.jpg

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/2395/table3pn.jpg

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/8196/pigtable6sc.jpg

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/3231/heaven6bi.jpg

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/9840/predictions4um.jpg

http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/7011/lolgirls8fk.jpg

http://img492.imageshack.us/img492/2792/poodle4bm.jpg

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6972/lolwilsn7wh.jpg

[Nowhere Man]

Just PM'ed Jabba the last bits of my part for the show. So if there's any more delay, it ain't my fault.

Now it's just a matter of putting everything together.

[Cool King]

So it'll be up tonight then?:D

[Savior]

no