The Juniors Are Coming!

[Evil Vito]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/juniors

<font color=goldenrod>Copied and Pasted here for the lazy:

In an unprecedented collaboration, network executive Palmer Canon and SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long announced today the introduction of a new WWE wrestling division exclusive to Friday Night SmackDown: The Juniors.

The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. “Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they’re all welcome,” said Long. “We don’t discriminate against anybody on my show, as long as they can bring it.”

“The network believes there’s big ratings and big excitement in the new Juniors Division," Canon added. "I think fans will be shocked at what these tiny, but very talented, competitors can add to the already incredibly gifted roster here on Friday Night SmackDown.”

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This should be interesting</font>

[McLegend]

:wtf:

[CharismaInjection]

When they Smackdown...they mean Velocity.

Also......WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loopydate]

I've waited years for the returns of Max Mini and El Torito!

[Nervous Ferret]

LLOL

[The MAC]

ANOTHER NAIL IN SMACKDOWNS COFFIN

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'd LMAO if they did a Junior Battle Royal and it never ended because they are all too short to go over the top rope</font> :shifty:

[Xero]

Oh good God... The midget division is back!?

Well, at least one good thing should come out of this... MINI-WRESTLERS!

Mini-Taker, Mini-JBL, Mini-HBK, and my favorite, Mini-Triple H, who will hold the whole division up! :D

[Nervous Ferret]

Knowing smackDOWN's luck it will work well because latelyeverything they've touched has turned to gold. (compared to RAW)

[Xero]

<font color=goldenrod>I'd LMAO if they did a Junior Battle Royal and it never ended because they are all too short to go over the top rope</font> :shifty:
They'd have to be thrown over the bottom rope. :shifty:

[DaveWadding]

Mini-Taker, Mini-JBL, Mini-HBK, and my favorite, Mini-Triple H, who will hold the whole division up! :D

Mini-Rey

...oh, wait...

:shifty:

[Boondock Saint]

:wtf: Why???

[Team Sheep]

Huh? Jesus, just as Smackdown! was getting better asswell.

[CharismaInjection]

Don't worry guys, this division isn't gonna really effect SD! I guarantee you that the Juniors will only ever really appear on Velocity, if they do appear on SD!, it will only be one quick match, and we could all do with a laugh.

They say Cruiserweights are only exclusive to SD, when was the last time we saw a Cruiserweight V.S. a Cruiserweight on SD???

[Disturbed316]

LOL I will mark out for a return of Dink

[Danny Electric]

Wow, more of a push down for the cruiserweights.

[Destor]

This wont last long.

[Funky Fly]

Is Brian Gerwitz writing again? Good good. :nono:

[Disturbed316]

Does this mean Spike Dudley is coming back?

[hb2k]

So THAT'S why the Tolands were brought up.

[St. Jimmy]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Xero Limit 126 again.

[Sadistic]

Jesus, so this isn't a fucking joke?

[Blue Demon]

Is Brian Gerwitz writing again? Good good (Insert Evil fire breathing bug here). :nono:

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO.

I thought this was a joke. I thought that's what their CW division was for... :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

LOL WWE really likes wasting money. What's next, an animal division? If so, I nominate the donkey from the JBL promo or Batista. :shifty:

[Gouda]

Midgets should only be brought in to be eaten by Bobby Lashley. Or tossed around by Batista. NOTHING ELSE.

Unless it's Max Mini, cause he's the man.

[JH]

Mini-Rey

...oh, wait...

:shifty:

lmao

[Xero]

Wait... It all makes sense now... The WWE rehires Mick Foley, and the Midget division is returning... They've come to terms with Mick for using Max Mini in their shows!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm waiting for Mini Vader and Mini Mankind to come back.

[Skippord]

I'm waiting for Mini Vader and Mini Mankind to come back.

MEGA FUED

[Mr. JL]

LOL.. can you imagine the WWE using Max Mini and other freakishly small wrestlers from this division in squash matches for thier latest untalented 6'7, 300 pound hosses?

Sadly, already this division has more credibility than the cruiserweight division already.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What the fuck? Seriously? What the fuck? Who the fuck thought his was a good idea.

I hope to God Ken Kennedy or someone kills the midgets on SmackDown! with a steel chair then says the Juniors idea is bullshit. I mean...what the fuck? The WWE can't even book a cruiserweight division. What the fuck?

Ah, fuck it.

[Bad Company]

I've waited years for the returns of Max Mini and El Torito!
me too :D

[Afterlife]

Relax, guys. It'll be short-lived.


And yes...that's a joke.

[Drakul]

:lol:

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/maxmini/02.jpg

it's gold jerry. :D

[Lux]

:wtf: well this should be very interesting but knowing smackdown it could possibly catch a huge wave and be good but then again it could suck ass from the beginning and die quickly but still :wtf:

[Karlsberg]

I can't wait for them to start airing promo's for Max Mini's return.

[Evolution]

Oh good God... The midget division is back!?

Well, at least one good thing should come out of this... MINI-WRESTLERS!

Mini-Taker, Mini-JBL, Mini-HBK, and my favorite, Mini-Triple H, who will hold the whole division down! :D

Fixed!

Mini Dudleys vs Mini Hardys vs Mini E+C!

[Innovator]

are you sure Vince Russo isn't booking again?

[St. Jimmy]

Fixed!

Mini Dudleys vs Mini Hardys vs Mini E+C!

as long as mini edge does Mini-Angry Face :mad: , i'm sold.

[RottingFreak]

WWE feels less like a wrestling show and more like the circus now. No offence to any midgets here.

[G-wrath]

LOL wrestlers with dwarfism.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

They should bring back Al Snow as the on-air booker for the division. He campaigned for MORE MIDGETS back in 2001.

--EDIT-- Also we could see the return of Goldust and Booker T in mini tag form. :cool:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fixed!

Mini Dudleys vs Mini Hardys vs Mini E+C!

Mini TLC?

[Volchok]

lol step ladders and coffee tables

[Mike the Metal Ed]

E+C already did that. Remember the mini-Hardyz and mini-Dudleyz?

[FourFifty]

Here's how I see the juniors...

<img src=http://img213.exs.cx/img213/3752/batistasmiley8fe.gif>

[redoneja]

This is fucking ridiculous IMO. COME ON PPL!!!! GOD DAMMIT. *puts in RoH dvd*

[Innovator]

hmmmmm

*follows suit*

[loopydate]

*Puts on Victory Road*


Oh, look. It's Piratita Morgan and Mascarita Sagrada. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

[FourFifty]

*Puts on The Goonies*

Sloth Love Chunk!

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Just when i was starting to enjoy Smackdown they go and do something completely insane! :lol:

This has got to be a rumour!

The midgets are the most stupid, annoying, childish, most circus-like thing in wrestling!


Although i might change my mind if Dink comes back! :love: :lol:

[alvarado52]

Max Mini v. Lashley = Smackdown! Wrestlemania Main Event

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

WHAT THE FU</>CK!?

This is the worst idea ever. It wasn't funny the first time they did it, it wasn't funny the next thousand times they did it, and it damn sure won't be funny as a DIVISION. Jesus.

[Gone Mad]

Tables, Step Ladders and Chairs = :drool:


I still think this is a rather silly idea. I wish I had this much money to spend.

[FourFifty]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/juniors

It's not bullshit... Somebody, get TNA a victory Twinkie!

[Fignuts]

Absolutely terrible.

Unless the actual Vader comes back, and does a Moonsault on Mini-Vader, killing him, in a bloody midget explosion. Blowing up like a zit.

That would be boss.

[CSL]

are you sure Vince Russo isn't booking again?

:y: