View Full Version : OK, So WWE was gonna change Hassan's gimmick before he left due to controversy...
alvarado52
10-21-2005, 11:39 AM
Which got me thinking, i realize that a number of past/current WWE wrestlers gimmicks/names offend me for whatever reasons. List yours people, then i will email the entire list to the WWE and GET THIS PEOPLE TO REALIZE HOW STUPID THEY ARE.
- The Hurricane: due to the recent tragedy in New Orleans, its obvious that everyone is completly appauled by the fact that he is on the air. I cannot believe this!
- The Rock: At the age of 12, my cousin was picking on me and i began to run from him. He threw a rock at me and hit me in the head. I am deeply effected by the name The Rock.
- Viscera: .....um...one time...i was completly Viserated, BUT I WAS DRUNK! :shifty:
Kane: I'm sure that burn victims are extremely offended by his character.
Eugene: Gives false hopes to retards and people who can't do anything right.
Chris Masters: See Eugene.
Maria: See Eugene.
Lita: See Eugene.
The Undertaker: Offends dead people and mocks them by being alive.
Randy Orton: His entire gimmick is murdering people that everyone likes.
John Cena: Offends gay people. Also see Eugene.
Michael Cole: Offends straight people who offend gay people.
JBL: Oh, come on, this is so damn obvious. His name confuses people with the audio company and they tune in thinking they're going to see a speaker in the main event.
Kane Knight
10-21-2005, 11:54 AM
The NAtion of Domination: Them uppitty niggers make me sick.
The Truth Commision: Those fucking crackers make me sick.
Undertaker: Some of my relatives are dead. And MAN are they offended.
Gangrel: As a 5th Gen Tremere, I find this lesser being on my TV demeaning.
Bret Hart: He's Canadian. DUH.
John Cena:
Them uppity Niggers make me sick.
alvarado52
10-21-2005, 12:03 PM
Hassan: Not because of his arab gimmick, but because of his creation of 'The Hassaning'. On a side note, have you ever wanted to just walk down the street and randomly Hassan someone as they walked by you? Or maybe...its just me :HASSAN:
Kane Knight
10-21-2005, 12:09 PM
Hassan's constant interruptions are offensive and disrespectful.
Kane Knight
10-21-2005, 12:09 PM
I would never...EEEEEEEVER do such a thing...
WWE Writing Team: Offends my intelligence.
Eugene: Offends the writing team's intelligence.
Vastardikai
10-21-2005, 12:42 PM
Carlito: offends bald people
Shawn Micheals: Offends Bret Hart
Rob Conway: Offends Villiage People fans
Viscera: offends Anorexics.
JBL: Offends Liberals
Mr. Kennedy: offends ring announcers and people who tell the same story over and over
...Kennedy
Ric Flair: offends Viagra abusers
Maria: Insults my intelligence
Christian: offends Muslims
Shaved Monkey
10-21-2005, 12:47 PM
Gangrel: As a 5th Gen Tremere, I find this lesser being on my TV demeaning.
:rofl: That's awesome.
Jaton
10-21-2005, 02:12 PM
Shawn Michaels: My heart has been broken, so I'm offended by him portraying himself as the "heartbreak kid"
Johnny Parisi: His presence just offends me.
RVD: Jean Claude is offended for the use of his name.
Tyson Tomko: My sister once threw a Tonka truck at my head. Tomko's name reminds me of that, so I'm offended. AND, i'm afraid of goats.
Gertner
10-21-2005, 02:40 PM
Murdoch and Cade: Offends imbreaders or people from KEntucky
Destor
10-21-2005, 02:44 PM
Murdoch and Cade: Offends imbreaders or people from KEntucky
I'm not offended by 'em. They remind me of my sister.
TerranRich
10-21-2005, 03:25 PM
You wanna know what really offends me? Well, th—
ALLELELALALEYEYAYYAAALALEELEAYAYAAALLLEEAYAYAYAAALLEAYYAAAA.....
http://images.xylot.com/hassand4.jpg
DAMN YOU, HASSAN! YOU OFFEND ME!!
Yes, that's right, you've all been . . . Hassaaaaaannnnnnnnn'd! ;)
Kane Knight
10-21-2005, 03:44 PM
Murdoch and Cade: Offends people from KEntucky and other inbreeders
Triple H's quad insults Kevin Nash's qua-*RIP*.... Yeah, he did it again...
Edge's wife stealer gimmick offends those who have lost their wives
MNM offends celebrities who are sick of the paparazzi
Gene Snitsky gives false hope to those in denial
Mysterio gives false hope to short people :(
Lance Storm is the cause of a lot of penis envy :shifty:
Gertner
10-21-2005, 04:44 PM
Simon Dean is offensive to Richard Simmons and his whole sweating to the oldies back up dancers
Kane Knight
10-22-2005, 12:51 AM
Jamie Knoble offends Queen fans because the White Trash Wonder's theme was a rip off of Stone Cold Crazy.
John Cena offends heterosexuals.
Mankind offends people with mental problems. Mick Foley offends despressives (Have a nice day is kinda rubbing it in).
Carlito offends the Fonz.
Kane offends Abel.
JBL offends Michael Moore.
...Wait, that's not really a bad thing.
Stevie Richards offends losers.
Chyna offends the transgendered.
Visera offends...Well, Viscera offends. Period.
Rosey offends anyone with fashion sense.
Vince McMahon offends those with testicular cancer.
Linda McMahon offends even wrestling fans with her acting.
...And that's something special.
The Bikertaker's "Red Devil" persona offended me because it reflects poorly on Native Americans.
The Conman is offensive because he's gayer than when he was french.
FourFifty
10-22-2005, 01:55 AM
<b>SMALL SMACKDOWN SPOILER!!!</b>
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<font color=black>That midget that ate the ham... as a short Jew, I wanna kill him.</font color>
Skippord
10-22-2005, 02:00 AM
Vince Mchmahon offends Jackhammers and Grapefruits also he offends people with elephantitus
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