Truth Commission
11-23-2005, 11:59 PM
v.W.o, in conjunction with The Academy of Wrestling Farts & Sciences, ranks the Top 5 penises and vaginas in wrestling each week with POWER 5. The rankings are based on "victories", quality of ejaculations, momentum (i.e. the intensity involved in the pelvic thrust) and overall in-bed dominance, as well as intangibles (i.e. length, width, and girth). Be sure to check back every Saturday for the latest POWER 5.
Penis Rankings
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/635286 = Viscera
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #1
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #1
Let's face it. Viscera is a big man with a big penis. He is also black. As Lillian Garcia can attest, Viscera'a performance in bed is simply unparalleled. The length and width of his penis is desireable for any lucky women out there. Men want to be him, and the women come (cum!) to see him.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/inside/power25/1613084 = Booker T
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #3
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #2
Booker T is another man who is lucky enough to possess the BBD (Big Black Dick). Booker T moves up this week, due to giving Linda McMahon a triple orgasm backstage at the last Smackdown tapings. Booker T's forward pelvic thrust momentum and missionary position techniques were out of this world. Booker T's ability to "dish out the porridge" is also a sight to see....if you know what I mean.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/inside/power25/1613120 = Lashley
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #2
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #3
Lashley continues to impress people backstage with his penis size, penis momentum, and dominating penis performances. Mark Henry may have been the "Sexual chocolate" back in the day, but Lashley has that moniker now (as Jim Ross can attest to).
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/inside/power25/1613102 = Chris Masters
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #4
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #5
Despite an amount of steroids that would make Barry Bonds envious, Chris Masters penis continues to be one of the highlights within the WWE. Chris Masters has very high endurance, and seemingly never gets tired of punishing and dominating with his penis.
As a testament to the length of Chris Masters' dick, a throat specialist confirmed that Jim Ross' tonsils have been heavily punctured.....and should perhaps take a break from his "extra ciricular activities."
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/635360 = Gene Snitsky
PENIS RANKING LAST WEKEK = $5
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #5
Snitksy is 7 feet tall, and has a 7 inch long dick. Not impressed? You should be. His dick is also 7 inches wide.....which is good enough to earn his keep as the 5th ranked most coveted penis within the WWE.
The Power 5 vaginas
::::Please note - Last weeks rankings are the same as this weeks rankings:::: (Imgettingboredoftypingthisshit) :shifty:
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/377024 = Lita
Lita's vagina measured in at 10.72 inches wide, which was enough to earn her the "dubious distinction" of topping the charts.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/maria_small.jpg = Maria
A respectable 10.34 inches gives Maria the honor of being #2.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/torrie_wilson_small.jpg = Torrie Wilson
Due to Billy Kidman's lackluster performances in bed, Torrie called up Big Vis a few times to 'tap dat ass'. Torrie experienced orgasms and sensations that she'd never quite experienced before, but more importantly, her vagina became 5 times wider! (an even 10 inches).
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Jimross-1-.jpg/230px-Jimross-1-.jpg = Jim Ross
Upon learning that Jim Ross was sexually attracted to Randy Orton and HBK, Good Ol' Gay R decided to have his penis removed, so that a vagina could be created for him.
Upon consulting his doctors, and having a few heart to heart conversations with tpww poster Lara Emily, JR decided to go ahead with the operation.
Jim Ross is now a happy man with a happy vagina. In JR's eyes, HBK and Orton truly are the "bah gawd dream team" as they take turns fucking Jim Ross.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/lilian_garcia_small.jpg = Lilian Garcia
Like Britney Spears, she's not that innocent.
Penis Rankings
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/635286 = Viscera
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #1
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #1
Let's face it. Viscera is a big man with a big penis. He is also black. As Lillian Garcia can attest, Viscera'a performance in bed is simply unparalleled. The length and width of his penis is desireable for any lucky women out there. Men want to be him, and the women come (cum!) to see him.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/inside/power25/1613084 = Booker T
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #3
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #2
Booker T is another man who is lucky enough to possess the BBD (Big Black Dick). Booker T moves up this week, due to giving Linda McMahon a triple orgasm backstage at the last Smackdown tapings. Booker T's forward pelvic thrust momentum and missionary position techniques were out of this world. Booker T's ability to "dish out the porridge" is also a sight to see....if you know what I mean.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/inside/power25/1613120 = Lashley
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #2
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #3
Lashley continues to impress people backstage with his penis size, penis momentum, and dominating penis performances. Mark Henry may have been the "Sexual chocolate" back in the day, but Lashley has that moniker now (as Jim Ross can attest to).
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/inside/power25/1613102 = Chris Masters
PENIS RANKING LAST WEEK = #4
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #5
Despite an amount of steroids that would make Barry Bonds envious, Chris Masters penis continues to be one of the highlights within the WWE. Chris Masters has very high endurance, and seemingly never gets tired of punishing and dominating with his penis.
As a testament to the length of Chris Masters' dick, a throat specialist confirmed that Jim Ross' tonsils have been heavily punctured.....and should perhaps take a break from his "extra ciricular activities."
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/635360 = Gene Snitsky
PENIS RANKING LAST WEKEK = $5
PENIS RANKING THIS WEEK = #5
Snitksy is 7 feet tall, and has a 7 inch long dick. Not impressed? You should be. His dick is also 7 inches wide.....which is good enough to earn his keep as the 5th ranked most coveted penis within the WWE.
The Power 5 vaginas
::::Please note - Last weeks rankings are the same as this weeks rankings:::: (Imgettingboredoftypingthisshit) :shifty:
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/377024 = Lita
Lita's vagina measured in at 10.72 inches wide, which was enough to earn her the "dubious distinction" of topping the charts.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/maria_small.jpg = Maria
A respectable 10.34 inches gives Maria the honor of being #2.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/torrie_wilson_small.jpg = Torrie Wilson
Due to Billy Kidman's lackluster performances in bed, Torrie called up Big Vis a few times to 'tap dat ass'. Torrie experienced orgasms and sensations that she'd never quite experienced before, but more importantly, her vagina became 5 times wider! (an even 10 inches).
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Jimross-1-.jpg/230px-Jimross-1-.jpg = Jim Ross
Upon learning that Jim Ross was sexually attracted to Randy Orton and HBK, Good Ol' Gay R decided to have his penis removed, so that a vagina could be created for him.
Upon consulting his doctors, and having a few heart to heart conversations with tpww poster Lara Emily, JR decided to go ahead with the operation.
Jim Ross is now a happy man with a happy vagina. In JR's eyes, HBK and Orton truly are the "bah gawd dream team" as they take turns fucking Jim Ross.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/lilian_garcia_small.jpg = Lilian Garcia
Like Britney Spears, she's not that innocent.