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loopydate
12-19-2005, 04:47 PM
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Xero
12-19-2005, 04:59 PM
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(Seconds earlier)
Randy (to the crowd on the turnbuckle): Everything is cool when you're R... K... O!

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Undertaker: NONONONONO! I'M YOU!
(Randy stops short)
Randy: What!?
Undertaker: I'm you from the future! I came here to tell you that you mus-..

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Undertaker: LOL, NOT!
*Tombstone*

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In protest of Triple H's glass ceiling, The Undertaker erects a caged ceiling.

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Rey: Shannon Moore, eat your heart out!

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*Batista starts to squat*
Batista: :eek: :$ :o :| :mad: *SSSSPLAT* :) Ooooh, so THAT's where I put the title...

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Sharmell: I give you.......... KONG!
Booker: HEY!

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Sharmell: Oh Kong, I'm sorry...
Booker: Tell me... You didn't just call me that.

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Nunzio: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY!

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and nothing was stirring, except maybe THE BOOGEYMAN!

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Michael Cole: IT'S BROCK LESNAR!!
*Fans mark out*
Vince: Told you they wouldn't notice...

Savio
12-19-2005, 05:44 PM
BLACK LESNAR!

Cool King
12-19-2005, 05:49 PM
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We're still waiting for the sign that says "Wood Mac".

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Undertaker (In a high tone): OW!

*Moonwalks*

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*Nunzio notices a T.V screen with him on it*

Nunzio: JESUS CHRIST! I'm on T.V.

Gone Mad
12-19-2005, 05:57 PM
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Nunzio: THE GRINCH! QUICK, PLAN B!!

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FLA-VOR FLAV!!!

Disturbed316
12-19-2005, 05:58 PM
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Hey-a your-a homo! Capice?

Disturbed316
12-19-2005, 06:01 PM
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First he dresses up as La Parka, and now DDP gets to his enemies using a little holiday spirit.

Blue Demon
12-19-2005, 06:08 PM
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Nunzio: Vince, your a homo!
Vito: :roll: *sigh* now I'll have to put coal in your stoking...and enjoy our last day on WWE tv

Xero
12-19-2005, 06:14 PM
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Batista: MR. WHITE! NO!

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Benoit: NOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT!

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JBL: TIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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*BANG!*

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Batista and Show: NOOOOOOOOO! :'(

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Batista: :'(
Rey: Holy shit... *Throws up*

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Taker: .... *Sigh* Why the hell am I doing this. Just because I'm CALLED The Undertaker doesn't mean I AM one...
*Taker proceeds to clean up the mess*







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*Boogeyman does the chicken dance*

D Mac
12-19-2005, 06:49 PM
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Taker in evil booming voice: "BOW TO ME, and kill your parents!"

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Booker: "You did'nt finish sweeping my locker room, BITCH!"

Innovator
12-19-2005, 06:53 PM
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Kneel before Zod!

Corkscrewed
12-19-2005, 07:23 PM
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)

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Taker knew rigging the cell with an anti-gravity magnetic field would come in handy.

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That was the last time Orton called Carrie "fat."

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ORTON: "POW! Right in the kisser!"

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As part of his rousing finale, Undertaker conducts a raucous concert by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)

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Rey grinned. Vince's aim was always impeccable.

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Batista's new Tae-Bo Dance was all the rage.
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After eating 85 chipotle steak and bean burritos before the match, Big Show put new meaning to "lighting the house on fire."

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Ballet lessons between Dave and Show weren't going too well.

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Heimlich Maneuver lessons weren't doing too hot either.

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After his push ended, Rey spend the remainder of his days as an aerobics step for hosses to practice exercises with.

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Kane tried his hardest to save Rey when Benoit unleashed his tricks again, but to little avail.

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I know she's supposed to be this despicable heel, but is it REALLY appropriate to be bringing your sex toys to the ring?

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KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NUNZIO: Hey! No presents for homos!!!

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"It is time... time for you to return to Midcard Hell!!!!!"

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In a WWE-first, the Boogeyman steals Christmas.

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"Oh man, I haven't been this choked since Edge physically showed me why Lita chose him over me..."

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It had worked! Piper's Youth Machine had made him a champ once more!!!

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"Whatchu mean I gotta sing a Hoedown?"

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REGAL: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SPIDER! GET AWAY!!!
LASHLEY: Don't worry... I gotcha... you back smells purdy...

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HHH: :lol:

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Mercury's grappling hook proved to be the deciding factor in the hardly fought match.

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Although Super Crazy's ability to stand along the z-axis was pretty cool.

Lock Jaw
12-19-2005, 07:32 PM
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Here we see Batista shitting all over the tag title during a game of charades.
The answer: The WWE Creative Team.

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Chuck Norris made a surprise return to the WWE, told Rey Mysterio he had AIDS and then proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face.

EDIT- Dammit, Corkscrewed posted his Chuck Norris joke before me.

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The result was this.

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I AM GOLDAR!!

Skippord
12-19-2005, 07:39 PM
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Rey:so we have a deal right

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Batista:no deal but thanks for the warm up

Corkscrewed
12-19-2005, 08:52 PM
:rofl:

You get rep for that.


That combo-caption would be a CotM candidate, btw.

JH
12-19-2005, 11:25 PM
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You'll never forget the name of
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MYSTERIO

Lock Jaw
12-20-2005, 01:18 AM
Seriously. What the hell was Mysterio thinking?

Skippord
12-20-2005, 01:21 AM
Dave has a really large penis?

HeartBreakMan2k
12-20-2005, 01:25 AM
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Rey:so we have a deal right

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Batista:no deal but thanks for the warm up

LMFAO! Caption of the year

Lock Jaw
12-20-2005, 02:03 AM
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Suddenly a wormhole opened in the corner of the cage and sucked Randy into it.