Fuck it...Official Raw Thread for blah blah blah blah...SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

[Kane Knight]

I was about to come in and bitch about Vince's retarded media rant, where the fuck is the Raw thread?

[Azriel]

Dunno. I figure we're just lazy :lol:

[Azriel]

Stoip with the poppiness and just SING

[KingofOldSchool]

What I would give for a ALLLEELLLEEYEEAAAHHH right about now.

[Kane Knight]

You're lazy? I had to debte for like two minutes whether I'd bring it up or just see if someone would post one.

[loopydate]

This is now the RAW Thread. Bitch away, KK. What media is Vince talking about? I couldn't turn on a TV today without somebody telling me about my brave troops. And a couple of nights ago, MSNBC & CNBC were running SIMULTANEOUS stories about WWE in Afghanistan. Wonder if Donny Deutsch still has the bite marks on his hand after feeding Vince.

[Kane Knight]

What I would give for a ALLLEELLLEEYEEAAAHHH right about now.

Tell me about it.

That was some grade A bullshit spewed there. Guess the troops are dumber than I give credit for. ;)

[KingofOldSchool]

I think they need that bag full of reindeer poop for Christmas.

[Azriel]

So, are they going to advance any serious storylines tonight?

[Kane Knight]

This is now the RAW Thread. Bitch away, KK. What media is Vince talking about? I couldn't turn on a TV today without somebody telling me about my brave troops. And a couple of nights ago, MSNBC & CNBC were running SIMULTANEOUS stories about WWE in Afghanistan. Wonder if Donny Deutsch still has the bite marks on his hand after feeding Vince.

Yeah, there's all sorts of support the troops stories going on, even though support for the war is pretty fucking low right now. I'd say the media loves the troops more than America does at this point. ;)

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena's patriotic attempt to win over more fans.

[Kane Knight]

So, are they going to advance any serious storylines tonight?

I seriously doubt it. It's most likely gonna be srious fluff.

[loopydate]

"You can't see me! But you can see me in The Marine, opening nationwide in 2006!"

[Tiken]

Theres going to be actual wrestling tonight, right? Not just USA! USA! USA! chants?

[loopydate]

On a serious note, this is a great thing they're doing. I just wish Vince would leave the politics out of it and just let his people entertain. That's why they're there.

[Kane Knight]

Germany was the halfway point between here and Afganistan? :lol: Oh, the irony.

[Tiken]

On a serious note, this is a great thing they're doing. I just wish Vince would leave the politics out of it and just let his people entertain. That's why they're there.

Exactly :)

[KingofOldSchool]

Nothing says Americana more than overgrown men on steriods.

And John Cena.

[Kane Knight]

On a serious note, this is a great thing they're doing. I just wish Vince would leave the politics out of it and just let his people entertain. That's why they're there.

Fuck yeah.

That's the major gripe here...That he's trying to play bullshit politics.

These poor bastards have been stuck in a Hellhole way too long, and all but forgotten.

[Kane Knight]

Nothing says Americana more than overgrown men on steriods.

And John Cena.

Wiggers are as American as Apple Pie.

[KingofOldSchool]

"You can't see me! But you can see me in The Marine, opening nationwide in 2006!"

And then two months later you can see me in the discount bin at your local Blockbuster!

[Kane Knight]

And speaking of Apples...

[Corkscrewed]

This should get more replies than ARMAGEDDON tho.

[Kane Knight]

And then two weeks later you can see me in the discount bin at your local Blockbuster!

[Kane Knight]

This should get more replies than ARMAGEDDON tho.

12?

[Kane Knight]

Boot camp match?

HHHitler v HBK?

[Kane Knight]

"See the triangle signs with the red on it? They're mine fields."

You mean those triangles with MINES written on them?

[Tiken]

Hey theres more than just Americans over in Afghanistan too.

*Hopes for Regal and Benoit to come out*

[Kane Knight]

Hey theres more than just Americans over in Afghanistan too.

*Hopes for Regal and Benoit to come out*

Yeah, there are Afghans.

[Blitz]

Looks like they're building up to a Minefield match...

[KingofOldSchool]

John Cena vs. Hardcore Holly in a Minefield match where EVERYONE wins!

[Tiken]

Yeah, there are Afghans.

lol :P

[Blitz]

Is this the return of Vito Clause?

[Tiken]

Did the WWE go on welfare? Can't afford a half decent Santa suit?

[Kane Knight]

Looks like they're building up to a Minefield match...

Somewhere, Sadistic just filled the cup.

[Azriel]

Striker?

[Kane Knight]

BURN

[Tiken]

Oh here we go into politics again =/

[Blitz]

sounds like JBL..

[loopydate]

I! AM A CHRISTMAS...GOD!

[ThruTheWire]

JBL?

[Blitz]

I! AM A CHRISTMAS...GOD!
That reminds me...best sign at Armageddon last night: I Am A Wrestling Atheist.:D

[ThruTheWire]

Mick?

[Kane Knight]

LOL FOLEY

[loopydate]

Santa thinks it's great to be....RIGHT HERE IN AFGHANISTAN!

(Shit, he beat me to it)

[Azriel]

Hey Mick :y:

[Blitz]

Foley Clause...

[Kane Knight]

IS JBL..

[Blitz]

Lol on the divas line.

[Blitz]

It's not A WWE show without Testicular Trauma

[Azriel]

Yeah, its JBL. Beats the radiation suit

[Tiken]

LMAO! A pillow?!

[Azriel]

Mick must be sweating off 10 pounds in that thing

[Kane Knight]

They mentioned Poland...

[Tiken]

Can we expect a "POLAND, POLAND, POLAND" chant? :P

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm going to Rehabastain.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice for them to show the whole Polish Army.

[St. Jimmy]

what? no RIP for timmy white? :shifty:

this entire RAW is gonna be a pissbreak, isn't it? :rant:

[loopydate]

Mmm... Serenity...

[KingofOldSchool]

Styles: And here we have the Polish army!

*two guys are shown asleep by a tank*

Lawler: No that's the Mexican army Styles!

Styles: No! It's the Mexicools!

Lawler: Look! Juventud is running around naked in nothing but a mask!

[Blitz]

Rita Coby's got the most annoying fucking voice I've ever heard.

[Kane Knight]

LOL no political agenda.

Hey, I guess the press isn't all that bad, eh Vince?

[Kane Knight]

Mmm... Serenity...

[loopydate]

:lol: at the guy saying that if OBL was in Afghanistan, they'd have found him.

THEN WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY LETTING YOU COME HOME?!?

Get mad, people!

[Kane Knight]

Rita Coby's got the most annoying fucking voice I've ever heard.

Tell me about it.

I'd rather hear Stephanie.

[Kane Knight]

:lol: at the guy saying that if OBL was in Afghanistan, they'd have found him.

THEN WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY LETTING YOU COME HOME?!?

Get mad, people!

To be fair, he said if we knew where he was, we'd have had him by now.

[KingofOldSchool]

Didn't JBL marry Rita or was it some other newsmedia chick?

[Blitz]

Shelton loses.

[loopydate]

To be fair, he said if we knew where he was, we'd have had him by now.

Ah. Well, I'm only kind of half-listening during those segments. Got to write to you people. :D

[KingofOldSchool]

It isn't Christmas without Snitsky Clause.

[Kane Knight]

Heel vs heel turn? :?:

[Kane Knight]

Ah. Well, I'm only kind of half-listening during those segments. Got to write to you people. :D

I don't blame you. This thread>Raw.

[loopydate]

Didn't JBL marry Rita or was it some other newsmedia chick?

Meredith Whitney

http://www.tv-heads.com/networkpages/meridithwhitney.jpg

[Blitz]

Jesus, I feel sorry for Shelton.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh...they kinda look the same. :-\

[loopydate]

I had to look it up, because I wasn't sure myself.

[KingofOldSchool]

Shelton: Ain't no stopping me from jobbing NOOOOOW!

[Blitz]

Shelton + Matt Hardy=New JOB Squad

[Kane Knight]

Jesus, I feel sorry for Shelton.

I feel sorry for the troops. The WWE couldn't pull their act together for ONE show?

[Blitz]

LOL at Styles "she's a big Cena fan. Who's not these days?"

[KingofOldSchool]

Styles: Rita is a fan of Cena's. Then again, who isn't nowadays?

Well according to Cena last week...half of us.

[KingofOldSchool]

Let's go Masters.

[Blitz]

Worst. Lawler. Joke. Ever.

[Xerzes]

Yes, John Cena has sold almost half a million CDs, Joey.

But only if he worked at a music store at some point.

[KingofOldSchool]

"They made a makeshift studio and Cena went in and performed for them."

Geesh first they have to go out and fight in some war...now they have to listen to Cena "rap."

I think I'd opt for the battlefield.

[loopydate]

Okay, so Masters won't be winning in the Chamber...

[Blitz]

Geesh first they have to go out and fight in some war...now they have to listen to Cena "rap.".

And now they have a deal with a Scott Stapp song being the theme to their show.

[Kane Knight]

Styles: Rita is a fan of Cena's. Then again, who isn't nowadays?

Well according to Cena last week...half of us.

:lol:

[Kane Knight]

And now they have a deal with a Scott Stapp song being the theme to their show.

JEsus Christ, and they say the US doesn't condone torture.

[loopydate]

Is it wrong that I'm marking out for the "Serenity" commercials more than I am for the in-ring product tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H: Being over here is really a life changing thing.

*next week Triple H jobs to Gregory Helms clean*

[loopydate]

"We made the front page of the Bagram *forgotthenameofthepaper*!"

Yesterday's headline:

"More shit blows up. See pages 1-16."

[Blitz]

Oh boy. Coach vs. Flair. WWE's bringing the A game tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Flair's gonna choke a bitch.

[Blitz]

Appropriate Lawler comment "What a Rotten gift for the troops"

[Kane Knight]

So WHY is an announcer wrestling AGAIN?

[loopydate]

Okay, this year, I believe that this was actually a voluntary trip. In past years, they've said it was voluntary, but everyone went. This year, there's only like 1/3 of the roster and that's why all these matches are terrible.

[Kane Knight]

Appropriate Lawler comment "What a Rotten gift for the troops"

Best. Comment. EVAR

[Kane Knight]

Who says titles can't change hands overseas?

[Blitz]

Would mark out if, during one of these interviews with the soldiers, Ken Kennedy randomly stuck his head in and yelled "KENNEDY"

[Kane Knight]

Not political.

[KingofOldSchool]

Okay, this year, I believe that this was actually a voluntary trip. In past years, they've said it was voluntary, but everyone went. This year, there's only like 1/3 of the roster and that's why all these matches are terrible.

Well I think the WWE was just cheap and sent out Raw's top stars and the Divas to perform. The Coach/Flair segment was just there because everyone loves to see Coach get his ass kicked.

Other than Kane and Angle, the main players on Raw are there.

[mylifeishell]

hello from wisconsin

[Blitz]

As if Scott Stapp wasn't bad enough, we now have a Staind song.

[Blitz]

LOL Maria almost walks into a minefield.

[Kane Knight]

Would mark out if, during one of these interviews with the soldiers, Ken Kennedy randomly stuck his head in and yelled "KENNEDY"

That would rock.

[Kane Knight]

LOL Maria almost walks into a minefield.

[loopydate]

Okay, lay your bets, boys and girls. How many more musical montages will we get of the superstars talking about how humbling this experience is and the troops talking about how wonderful it is that they came and tanks and airplanes and run-on sentences?

[KingofOldSchool]

Although I must admit, I would have loved to see one of these video packages with Snitsky in it.

*Snitsky launches a missle that backfires*

Snitsky: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Okay, lay your bets, boys and girls. How many more musical montages will we get of the superstars talking about how humbling this experience is and the troops talking about how wonderful it is that they came and tanks and airplanes and run-on sentences?

30 minutes left...I say 3 more.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, lay your bets, boys and girls. How many more musical montages will we get of the superstars talking about how humbling this experience is and the troops talking about how wonderful it is that they came and tanks and airplanes and run-on sentences?

I'm betting on 12.

[Blitz]

let's see. 30 minutes left...*mutters random calculations*, carry the 2...exactly 784.

[Blitz]

LOL. Don't know how my sig got posted.

[loopydate]

Mmmmm... Maria... :drool: The only good thing to come out of either Diva Search.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well the soldiers have something to jerk off to tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

30 minutes left...I say 30 more.

I forgot the 0.

[Blitz]

Mmmmm... Maria... :drool: The only good thing to come out of either Diva Search.

Trish still looks hotter.

[loopydate]

Yarr, this should keep the men from resorting to homosexuality.

...for about ten minutes!

[loopydate]

Trish still looks hotter.

True. But I'd rather watch Maria than Candice, Christy, Ashley, Kristal, Rochelle, Lauren, et al combined.

[KingofOldSchool]

Captain Christian?

[Kane Knight]

Well the soldiers have something to jerk off to tonight.

...Aside from the naked Iraqi photos...;)

[Blitz]

True. But I'd rather watch Maria than Candice, Christy, Ashley, Kristal, Rochelle, Lauren, et al combined.

True.

[loopydate]

Gropey gropey

[loopydate]

ONE!

[KingofOldSchool]

How many pints of blood will HBK and HHH lose combined?

[KingofOldSchool]

Corporal Kirschner

[loopydate]

How many in the human body?

[Kane Knight]

They're in constant danger? In a military action? :eek: What are the odds?

[Kane Knight]

How many pints of blood will HBK and HHH lose combined?

LoseCannon

[KingofOldSchool]

...Aside from the naked Iraqi photos...;)

Ahhh they've probably jerked off to them so much already that they can no longer get off on it.

[Kane Knight]

Ahhh they've probably jerked off to them so much already that they can no longer get off on it.

I know the feeling. :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

They're in constant danger? In a military action? :eek: What are the odds?


12 to 1.

[loopydate]

This show needs to end now. It's making it really hard for those of us in the elitist media to ignore those troops!

[Kane Knight]

Blah.

[loopydate]

Wait a minute, I thought Hell in a Cell was the most brutal match in WWE history? VINCE LIED TO ME!

(TWO!)

[loopydate]

That production designer looks remarkably like Scott D'Amore.

"We're here to set up the ring for the WWE Tribute to the Troops. RAH RAH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[Blitz]

LOL they put the troops to work assembling the ring.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

And then two months later you can see me in the discount bin at your local Blockbuster!

NICK MONDO'D

[Blitz]

Are they gonna tell us the rules for this match? Or is it just a hardcore match with a different name?

[loopydate]

Anyone else think that the CZW promoter is watching this thinking "Wonder if they'd let me promote a show in the middle of that minefield?"

[Blitz]

LOL "I expect military hardware will come into play"

Trips pulls out a rifle. "ALright SHawn. Just job and no one gets hurt."

[loopydate]

If it's his own personal camcorder, why does it say "TROOP CAM" at the bottom?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Chucky P

[KingofOldSchool]

*somewhere Chuck Palumbo sheds a tear because Jerry Lawler remembered his name*

[St. Jimmy]

Chuck P Says: don't ask, don't tell.

[loopydate]

How much you want to bet that Vince re-signs Palumbo to capitalize on that fact, then turns him heel and aligns him with Daivari?

"My brother went off to war to defend his country and this country FORGOT ABOUT HIM! He was wounded in action, but if he didn't have a famous brother, no one would even know his name!"

[loopydate]

Guess they ran out of real sports for Mario and friends to play.

[KingofOldSchool]

How much you want to bet that Vince re-signs Palumbo to capitalize on that fact, then turns him heel and aligns him with Daivari?

"My brother went off to war to defend his country and this country FORGOT ABOUT HIM! He was wounded in action, but if he didn't have a famous brother, no one would even know his name!"


Fan: Hey you're the detective on TV!

*Palumbo beats the shit out of the fan*

Palumbo: That's Columbo! I'm PALUMBO!

[KingofOldSchool]

Guess they ran out of real sports for Mario and friends to play.

Nintendo proudly presents...MARIO RAQUETBALL!

[loopydate]

Super Mario Curling!

[St. Jimmy]

Geriatric Decectives > Homosexuals?
You Decide!

[Blitz]

How much you want to bet that Vince re-signs Palumbo to capitalize on that fact, then turns him heel and aligns him with Daivari?

"My brother went off to war to defend his country and this country FORGOT ABOUT HIM! He was wounded in action, but if he didn't have a famous brother, no one would even know his name!"

Except a few months down the line he confesses he's only with Daivari because he's in love with him. The commitment ceremony happens at next years tribute to the troops.

[Kane Knight]

FINALLY. Something remotely entertaining.

[loopydate]

"Wait, wait, wait. I'm not really gay. Khosrow, you said this was going to stop!"

"[Speaks in Farsi] Did I say 'three minutes?'"

"Uh...no."

[Kane Knight]

Wait a minute, I thought Hell in a Cell was the most brutal match in WWE history? VINCE LIED TO ME!

(TWO!)

NEVER! Vince does not lie.

[loopydate]

All kidding aside, this match is fun to watch.

[loopydate]

Just once, I want to see someone ceremoniously dumped to the outside.

Refreshing change of pace.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, so he decks a ref wearing one of their patches, and they CHEER him.

[loopydate]

Okay, so he decks a ref wearing one of their patches, and they CHEER him.

Oh my GOD! The TROOPS don't even support the troops!

[loopydate]

Uh... Did HHH just job for the second consecutive week?

[Kane Knight]

Oh my GOD! The TROOPS don't even support the troops!

Isn't it the truth?

[loopydate]

(THREE!)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8015/569/1600/hell%20frozen%20over.jpg

[Kane Knight]

Uh... Did HHH just job for the second consecutive week?

QUICK! CONTACT HELL! TELL THEM THEY'VE GOT A SEVERE SNOWSTORM WARNING!

[Blitz]

So how many montages is that altogther?

[KingofOldSchool]

Geriatric Decectives > Homosexuals?
You Decide!

Columbo, Matlock, Angela Lansbury > Billy, Chuck, and Rico

[loopydate]

Just switched over to FSN Detroit. I was watching that "tribute" for two hours while I could have been watching Detroit and Memphis play a double-overtime game?

And Stoudamire just hit a three to tie it with 4.6 seconds in the second overtime.

I was watching that "tribute" for two hours while I could have been watching Detroit and Memphis play a triple-overtime game?

[loopydate]

MISTER FUCKING BIG SHOT!

19-3, babay!

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO, nice. Chauncey?

[Blitz]

Columbo, Matlock, Angela Lansbury > Billy, Chuck, and Rico

Rico > Everything

[Kane Knight]

Rico > Everything

Indeed. Rico rawks.

[loopydate]

LMAO, nice. Chauncey?

Damn right. Hits a jumper with 0.3 seconds left in the second overtime to break a 104-104 tie and give the Pistons the win.

[Kane Knight]

You know, if you have told me, 5 hours ago, that the highlight of the night would be Foley Pillowfighting with JBL to determine who the real Santa was, I woulda kicked you in the head.

Now I'd still kick you in the head, but I'd admit it was up there with HHH...

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane should've came out as The Christmas Creature.

[Kane Knight]

Kane should have come out in an Abrahms...

[RGWhat316]

Just switched over to FSN Detroit. I was watching that "tribute" for two hours while I could have been watching Detroit and Memphis play a double-overtime game?

And Stoudamire just hit a three to tie it with 4.6 seconds in the second overtime.

I was watching that "tribute" for two hours while I could have been watching Detroit and Memphis play a triple-overtime game?

I hear that. I was watching the "tribute" for a while with a couple people. But 3/4 through, just switched to the game. After 2 blowout victories, hard to believe we barely won in double-overtime.

[Cool King]

The U.K didn't get the Support Our Troops RAW.

We got The Best Of RAW 2005.:|

[PorkSoda]

Did anyone see the siiiiiix thing on Lilian last night? FUCK!

[BlackDawn2024]

The U.K didn't get the Support Our Troops RAW.

We got The Best Of RAW 2005.:|

So America got the shitty end of the deal? I could have watched that instead of the Tribute To The Troops? Fuck.

[Kane Knight]

The U.K didn't get the Support Our Troops RAW.

We got The Best Of RAW 2005.:|

That's okay...Several stories this week said that we'd get that too. That'd be funny.

"USA shows its support for the troops...BY NOT SHOWING SHITTY PROGRAMMING!"

[loopydate]

I hear that. I was watching the "tribute" for a while with a couple people. But 3/4 through, just switched to the game. After 2 blowout victories, hard to believe we barely won in double-overtime.

For some reason, Memphis always gives us problems. And if they hadn't switched Stoudamire onto Billups at the end (and kept Eddie Jones on him), the game might still be going.

[Pepsi Man]

Meh, the action in the ring was indeed subpar, but give the guys some credit. I mean, they flew thirty hours and probably got little sleep once there, what with all the hanging around the troops and all, not to mention whatever else they may have had to do to help with production of the show.

I give each and every person in the company that went over there just to entertain the troops a ton of credit. Vince's shot at the media may have been a bit selfish, and fuck it, it WAS pretty damn selfish, but it got the troops fired up. Wrestling (at least pro wrestling) is about getting the audience wrapped up into the show. Drawing everyone into what you're saying or doing in that ring is key. I thought JBL was great, talking about how he was gonna cancel Christmas, New Year's, Easter, St. Patrick's Day, their leave, their R & R, etc., etc., etc. It was classic.

Highlights included JBL, and for me, believe it or not, the diva tag team match. I was actually impressed with Maria actually wrestling a little bit. Ah well, that's my three cents.

[CharismaInjection]

Thankfully Cena didn't break the masterlock, Masters threw him down.

[Bixente]

All that patriotic bullshit made me puke :mad: :rant: :wtf: :n: :foc:

The troops need to expand their vocabulary beyond USA USA USA USA USA :roll:

[Pepsi Man]

All that patriotic bullshit made me puke :mad: :rant: :wtf: :n: :foc:

The troops need to expand their vocabulary beyond USA USA USA USA USA :roll:
Yeah, how dare the ARMED FORCES show any sign of love for the country they voluntarily put their lives on the line for?!:mad: :rant: :mad: