RAW THREAD 12-26-05 "Beat the Cock"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1850856 (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/preview/)
Final RAW of 2005
December 26, 2005


With New Year's Revolution fast approaching, all six competitors slated to compete in the Elimination Chamber will compete in "Beat the Clock" matches Monday night on RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/). The Superstar with the fastest time will enter the Chamber last at New Year's Revolution. Who will gain the Elimination Chamber advantage? Watch RAW to find out.

Also, Big Show (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bigshow/) and Triple H (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tripleh/) are scheduled to square off at New Year's Revolution. But first, they must sign the appropriate paperwork. Watch the contract signing this Monday night on RAW.

Also on RAW, Intercontinental Champion Ric Flair (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ricflair/) will appear on The Cutting Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/). For weeks, Edge and Lita (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lita/) have been taking shots at "The Nature Boy." How will Flair respond Monday night?

Additionally, Mr. McMahon will give a review of Bret Hart's new DVD. Tune in to RAW (on USA at 9/8 CT) to find out how the WWE Chairman feels about the Hit Man's DVD. <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>DisplayAd("LargeBody");</SCRIPT>


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[Xero]

Can't wait for the DVD review with the basically mandatory Shawn Michaels coming out to Bret's music.

[Xero]

Imagine if Bret actually does come out. :shifty:


THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING!

[Savio]

?

[Xero]

LOL! Did Lillian just announce Joey from WCW?

[Savio]

oh did it start earlier for you?

[Xero]

What, Unlimited?

[The Greater Power]

I'm likin' the new beard.

[RGWhat316]

I'm back for the RAW thread, and this Bret Hart thing could be very interesting.

[RGWhat316]

Shawn in 5:56

[Azriel]

Damn, I thought tonight was going to be a recap. did I miss anything so far?

[The Greater Power]

Beat the clock matches again, like last year.

So far HBK beat Snitsky in 5:56 in a better match than I was anticipating.

CUTTING EDGE, next!

[RGWhat316]

Cutting Edge getting set-up on unlimited.

[RGWhat316]

Lol, Conan-type Flair.

[Azriel]

Edge giving a history lesson?

[Azriel]

Who is that? :lol:

[Azriel]

Is Edge talking to himself?

[owenbrown]

am i watching RAW or Late Night with Conan O'Brien? :lol: :shifty:

[Azriel]

Much like I'm doing now? :lol:

[RGWhat316]

I'm not sure whose voice that was.

[Azriel]

Edge going to get schooled

[owenbrown]

Flair > Edge:y:

[Azriel]

Flair > Edge:y:
Damn straight :y:

[Kane Knight]

Damn, I thought tonight was going to be a recap. did I miss anything so far?

Michaels overselling his back.

[Azriel]

What else is new? :roll:

[Kane Knight]

This inanimate carbon rod > Edge:y:

[Shadow]

Yeah that was just interesting.

[RGWhat316]

Edge got owned.

[Shadow]

.....Oh god....

At least Styles has the right idea.

[Azriel]

Anybody > Edge:y:
Fixed it for ya

[RGWhat316]

Styles rules, in case anyone hasn't mentioned that lately.

[owenbrown]

LOL KK :lol:

[Shadow]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Well...Chavo's push is over.

[Azriel]

Calling it right now, Cena's going be the first one to enter, Angle's going to be the last

[RGWhat316]

Chavo was having a push?

[owenbrown]

Fixed it for ya

:rofl: ty

[The Greater Power]

Chavo was having a push?

That's what I was thinkin

[Azriel]

Chavo was having a push?
According with WWE standards, yes :(

[Shadow]

Here comes the Masterlock...

Or not.

[Azriel]

he'll beat the time by like 2 seconds

[RGWhat316]

Chavo is probably having the loudest reactions of his career now, unfortunately in the wrong way.

[owenbrown]

God, I hope Masters is eliminated first at NYR :shifty:

[Azriel]

Carlito probably will, then Masters

[Azriel]

Awesome!

[Kane Knight]

Shavo did well for himself, I was worried he was gonna totally job...He did pretty well all-in-all.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol..."trying to hold me down".

[Azriel]

Did he say resolution also? :lol:

[RGWhat316]

Anyone know if they are doing the same as last year? If the EC participant was beaten, their spot would be taken.

[owenbrown]

Oh BITCH BITCH BITCH Masters... STFU and finish the match :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Did he just say his new years revolution was to become the champion as new years resolution? :rofl:

[The Greater Power]

What?

I thought that if the other guy won he would replace him in the EC match!

[Kane Knight]

lol..."trying to hold me down".

If only he had said "glass ceiling."

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL

Masters Chavo match was very well done.

[Azriel]

No, he said resolution twice

[RGWhat316]

What?

I thought that if the other guy won he would replace him in the EC match!
That's what I'm trying to figure out. :-\

[Azriel]

Anyone know if they are doing the same as last year? If the EC participant was beaten, their spot would be taken.
highly doubtful

[Marc the Smark]

Who did the voice of Flair tonight?

[Azriel]

I'm sure it'll be on WWE.com tonight Scott

[The Greater Power]

I'm guessin Striker

[loopydate]

What?

I thought that if the other guy won he would replace him in the EC match!

Nah. That was last year. They just had qualifying matches two weeks ago. Most of the opponents tonight will likely be the same guys that got beat in those matches.

[Kane Knight]

No, he said resolution twice

My bad.

[RGWhat316]

I'm a big Angle fan, so I dunno if I'm gonna like this.

[Schoenauer]

Cheap heel heat...

[Kane Knight]

NEWSFLASH! that's your job.

Yeah, I agree, but not to this extent.

[The Greater Power]

HAHAHAHA

[Kane Knight]

He's laying it on really well, but it's too fucking thick.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Angle is the man.

[RGWhat316]

He's laying it on really well, but it's too fucking thick.
Agreed.

[Kane Knight]

Vince making baby noises at the dog...PRICELESS

[Shadow]

First Candice...now Torrie?

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!

[6to1]

make kidman gm

[Kane Knight]

Ho ho hos...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LESBIAN'D

[Shadow]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO US ALL!

[RGWhat316]

Woah.........

[Azriel]

Woah!

[Kane Knight]

HLA!

Except not all that hot...

..>And not really lesbian...

And no real ACTION.

[6to1]

hla hla hla

[Azriel]

That was pleasantly unexpected

[RGWhat316]

More of that please!

[Azriel]

I think it was more Diet HLA then KK :lol:

[Kane Knight]

When did the WWE upgrade to 5 sponsors?

[Shadow]

That was pleasantly unexpected

[Kane Knight]

I think it was more Diet HLA then KK :lol:

HLA lite!

All the calories, half the erection!

[Azriel]

I'm liking Vince being just a tweener. Not exactly face, but not total heel

[The Greater Power]

*switches to NFL quick

Woah Tedy Bruschi got hurt.

Good thing it has nothing to do with his upper body/heart/etc.

[PullMyFinger]

ANGLE SPEECH TONIGHT = GOLD. Every thing he said was 100% true.

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else think Shadow desperately needs to get laid?

[Azriel]

Yeah, but he just went a tad over the top Pull

[Shadow]

ANGLE SPEECH TONIGHT = GOLD. Every thing he said was 100% true.

True but....meh.

[Azriel]

I need to desperately get laid :lol:

[Kane Knight]

LOL! Daivari!

[Azriel]

Sneaky Angle

[RGWhat316]

Should've known that was coming.

[owenbrown]

Don't TELL me that he is gonna lay down :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Kiyota is getting more action in this match than Daivari.

[Kane Knight]

LMAO!

[Shadow]

Well that was unexpected.

[Azriel]

Nicely done

[Azriel]

Well, there went my theory. Ah well

[Azriel]

Hey, do you think Bret might come out during Vince's segment?

[owenbrown]

WTF was that?! :lol:

[RGWhat316]

That was kinda messed up.

[rob11]

Damn, expected to at least see a finger poke of doom.

[Azriel]

WTF was that?! :lol:
Kurt Angle getting screwed, that's what.

You think all the "heels" are going to lose tonight?

[Shadow]

Kurt Angle getting screwed, that's what.

You think all the "heels" are going to lose tonight?

He did not. You take that back sir!

[Azriel]

He did not. You take that back sir!
Can't make me :p

[Innovator]

Here comes the Game...with Game Fountain

[Azriel]

Contract signings are dull

[Innovator]

you take that back Azzy

[Shadow]

Contract signings are dull

Who knows...we might get one guy getting put through the table.

Didn't HHH do this last year?

[Schoenauer]

Is that screaming person having a heart attack?

[Azriel]

Hey Inno. :wave:

Everybody have a good Christmas btw?

[owenbrown]

Kurt Angle getting screwed, that's what.

You think all the "heels" are going to lose tonight?

Well I THOUGHT Angle would make it interesting.... Not Nash/Hogan 2005 :shifty:

[Azriel]

you take that back Azzy
Yes sir

[Innovator]

When I was live for a contract signing, we got a thumbs down and a powerbomb through a table

But I'm too lazy to drive the 20 minutes to RAW

[Innovator]

And whaaaaaaats the deal with Big Show not having street clothes? Does he walk around in that singlet all day?

[Innovator]

And no CM Punk doesn't fear Chico....Chico taps to the Vice

[Kane Knight]

HHH complaining about someone having success handed to them.

[Shadow]

...............

Wait a second here. HHH is complaining about someone else getting stuff handed to him?

[RGWhat316]

He had to scratch and claw Stephanie?

[Azriel]

Don't forget mentioning that you're screwing the boss' daughter HHH :lol:

[Innovator]

"I was the student of the game. I paid my dues. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DICK I HAD TO SUCK SHOW?! No I don't think so"

[owenbrown]

...............

Wait a second here. HHH is complaining about someone else getting stuff handed to him?

Lemme introduce you to the pot calling the kettle black. :shifty:

[Azriel]

He had to scratch and claw Stephanie?
She's freaky like that :lol:

[Kane Knight]

...............

Wait a second here. HHH is complaining about someone else getting stuff handed to him?

You're a bit behind, boyo...


...Kennedy...

[Shadow]

....Big Show's half blinded...not that it matters.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This is why I love Triple H.

[Shadow]

And now he's half armed...

Lets see if he can learn to chokeslame people with the left hand now.

[owenbrown]

14-7 Pats over J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK :shifty:

[Azriel]

I'm sure Show can be ambidexterous

[loopydate]

Hey, you only need one hand to job.

...wait.

[Shadow]

Wonder who John Cena's gonna draw tonight.

[Kane Knight]

....Big Show's half witted...not that it matters.

[RGWhat316]

I thought I heard Stacy was brunette now?

[Azriel]

Betcha its Shelton

[Kane Knight]

Wonder who John Cena's gonna draw tonight.

Does Cena still draw at all?

[Shadow]

I miss her.

[The Greater Power]

I'd actually really like Cena to face Shelton.

[Innovator]

Dammit he's in Bridgeport, can't someone jump him

[Azriel]

I miss her.
+1 :(

[Azriel]

Thank you very much

[Innovator]

BOOYA

LETS GO SHELTON

[Shadow]

Betcha its Shelton

Rep for you sir.

[owenbrown]

I'd actually really like Cena to face Shelton.

OMG are u psychic? :lol:

[Innovator]

yeah right son Shelton isn't going down that easy

[Azriel]

Actually owen, I said it first

[owenbrown]

Betcha its Shelton
LOL good call

[Innovator]

Shelton was getting some cheers, GET EM BOY

[The Greater Power]

OMG are u psychic? :lol:

Yes.

[Innovator]

LETS GO SHELTON

[Kane Knight]

I miss her.

Yo've never had even a LITTLE sex, have you?

[owenbrown]

Actually owen, I said it first

Sorry... I missed it but I gotcha now :y:

[Vazz]

What is Shelton being "punished" for again? Disrepecting a road agent or something?

[Innovator]

Dueling chants

[Innovator]

nice FU counter

[Vazz]

Wow crowd going crazy with "Let's go Shelton, Let's go Cena" chants.

[G-wrath]

lol @ all the guys in the crowd for Shelton and all the girls and the kids for Cena.

[RGWhat316]

HAHA, I was part of these chants at Survivor Series.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

It'll be an F-U win with like three seconds left or something, I'm sure.

[Kane Knight]

What is Shelton being "punished" for again? Disrepecting a road agent or something?

Fucking Stephanie.

[Azriel]

C'mon Shelton

[Innovator]

YES!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wow.


I honestly can't stand Shelton, but that wasn't too bad at all.

[Innovator]

....damn

[Innovator]

there goes his leg

[Azriel]

Well, that had to hurt

[Kane Knight]

God, way to kill Shelton

[UmbrellaCorporation]

STFU, STFU, STFU

[Shadow]

Welp.....I guess Cena's a he...

THE MATCH KEPT GOING!?

[RGWhat316]

I can't believe they are really calling it the STFU. And the match actually finished.

[McLegend]

That whole match was great

[UmbrellaCorporation]

By the way KK, apples. :p

[Innovator]

Kane is gonna beat the clock

[Azriel]

Heel turn coming up for Cena?

[Azriel]

Kane is gonna beat the clock
That'd be so sweet

[RGWhat316]

Ashley's MAXIM shoot on Unlimited.

[BlackDawn2024]

I miss her.

Stacy was gone? Huh.

[G-wrath]

Is Shelton Callin his momma?

[Kane Knight]

SHIT. He's calling his momma.

[Innovator]

Fuck they're doing it...

[The Greater Power]

SHELTON'S MAMA!

[G-wrath]

LMAO SHELTON CALLED HIS MOMMA!

[RGWhat316]

HAHA, the momma is coming!

[Vazz]

Who the hell?

[G-wrath]

lol Johnathan and Curtis

[The Greater Power]

lol vince

[UmbrellaCorporation]

MOMMA BENJAMIN FOR THE WIN

[UmbrellaCorporation]

If this Shelton angle turns out to be anything like the Donovan McNabb commercials, I will officially love Benjamin.

[Innovator]

SWEET I'M GONNA SEE A FIRST BLOOD MATCH

[Kane Knight]

By the way KK, apples. :p

Applesauce, bitch.

[Azriel]

Uh-oh, here comes momma!

[RGWhat316]

Carlito Christmas Cool

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Carlito for the win!

[Kane Knight]

Well, that was cool.

[Azriel]

that first blood match should be good

[Azriel]

Huh?

[The Greater Power]

LMAO

[G-wrath]

wtf?

[RGWhat316]

Victoria?

[Shadow]

yeah...Carlito is about to get his ass kicked.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I hope they don't make Carlito look like shit.

[McLegend]

This is great

[Azriel]

This is odd

[Vazz]

Vickie :love: :?: :|

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well, here is how I thought RAW would go:

-Carlito beats Val Venis setting up no clear indicator to how things would go.
-Kurt Angle gets Chavo Guerrero to submit to the Ankle Lock after a long match. Carlito is in front.
-Chris Masters beats Shelton Benjamin with the Masterlock, getting the fastest time yet.
-Shawn Michaels beats Lance Cade not quite beating Chris Masters' record.
-Kane squashes Rob Conway, setting a new time.
-John Cena beats Trevor Murdoch, but not until Murdoch takes his past the limit.

Who is Carlito facing? I am still praying Kane goes in last.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL WHAT

[Shadow]

LOL!

See? I was right!

[Kane Knight]

Hey UC, some asshole spammed up my inbox. :o all better now.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Carlito is currently facing Victoria. :l

[Innovator]

LAST RIGHTS!

[Kane Knight]

LAME'D!

[Kane Knight]

Looks like she got a facial.

[Shadow]

Well...I guess not.

That was really really bad booking on the WWE's part. Victoria should've gone all psycho on his ass and killed him!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hey UC, some asshole spammed up my inbox. :o all better now.

Smoothness. I wanted to share my tale of a villager using innuendo on me.

"I hope your bed is big enough for the both of us when I come over for a special occasion."...or something like that. And I'm dead serious. :|

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love Victoria, but this match should not have been too competitive. Carlito is in your main event come New Year's Revolution.

[The Greater Power]

Kane vs. Boogeyman??

[G-wrath]

I'd lmao if they had a Carlito/all Divas feud.

[Azriel]

That'd be neat

[Mr. Nerfect]

So all that's left is Kane in a First Blood match? Kane better gut a bitch.

[G-wrath]

Kane vs. Boogeyman??

Probably Kane vs. Romeo or Tomko or someone lame like that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kane vs. Boogeyman??

Was that a joke, or serious?

[Shadow]

I love Victoria, but this match should not have been too competitive. Carlito is in your main event come New Year's Revolution.

But Vicky is one of the better Divas out there. She could totally hang with the guys if she really wants to.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, it'll probably be Conway

[RGWhat316]

Helms is dissing King on Unlimited.

[Shadow]

So all that's left is Kane in a First Blood match? Kane better gut a bitch.

No...Kane vs. ?

It's Matt Striker vs. John Cena next week in a first blood match you tard.

[Azriel]

I don't want Vicky being the next Chyna Shadow

[The Greater Power]

Was that a joke, or serious?

I was being serious.....I would actually laugh if that was his opponent.

[Azriel]

No Shadow, its Angle vs. Cena

[Shadow]

No Shadow, its Angle vs. Cena

Well then I stand corrected.

[Azriel]

There should be a stipulation to Show vs. HHH

[RGWhat316]

Kane's gotta get a jobber, like Val or Conway.

[Azriel]

Ooh, oooh, I just had a thought. Far fetched I'm sure, but how about Bret Hart as the new GM?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I adore Carlito so much, but I hope they don't shit on Kane. He deserves it.

[RGWhat316]

Heart Throbs, close.

[Azriel]

Handicapped squash match

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Heartthrobs - both of them.

[Shadow]

....So Kane vs. the Heartthrobs.....

This should be good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

But Vicky is one of the better Divas out there. She could totally hang with the guys if she really wants to.

Victoria is awesome, but the "Chain Gangerzzz101lol" would not take Carlito seriously if he got beat up by a girl lolllllllllllerz.

Any other time of year, I'm all for skull-cracking Vicky, but right now they should be focused on making Carlito look credible. It's the sins of the WWE's past with Carlito that make it so dire to make the guy look good every night heading into the PPV.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Ahahaha, two handed count

[Shadow]

Kane's gotta get a jobber, like Val or Conway.

Well...two jobbers for the price of one. GREAT!

[Azriel]

Geez, why not just hand it to him? :roll:

[The Greater Power]

Time for Vinny Mac's review!

[RGWhat316]

Well, that was longer than Benoit/Orlando at Summerslam.

[6to1]

go kane go to bad it means he won't win.

[Kane Knight]

Smoothness. I wanted to share my tale of a villager using innuendo on me.

"I hope your bed is big enough for the both of us when I come over for a special occasion."...or something like that. And I'm dead serious. :|

Hey, the Duck and Gator in my town are lesbians...

[Shadow]

He really seemed to enjoy the Screwjob.

[RGWhat316]

LOL, he rang the bell again!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hey, the Duck and Gator in my town are lesbians...

pics? :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

Oh, Bret is the one that keeps bringing up the screwjob, right?