My MSNM conversation with Bret Hart

[Enjay]

I recently had the pleasure of speaking to Bret "Hitman" FUCKING Hart on MSN. The man is truly as articulate on a messenger program as he is in person.




Enjay- Wow it's Bret Hart!
Hart- Hello. How's it goin?
Enjay- Going good. And you?
Hart- It's ummmmmmmmmm uhhh ya know goin good.
Enjay- Cool.
Hart- Did you buy my DVD yet? lol
Enjay- No not yet. Are you satisfied with it?
Hart- Well ummmmmmmmm uhhhh ya know like ummmmm everyone's gonna have their own opinion on it. I mean uhhh ya can't please everyone. Ummm ya know some people are gonna be insistant that I uhhhhhhhhhhhh umm ya know sold out.
Enjay- Yeah I guess so...
Hart- But umm I'm pretty uhh pleased with how the the ya know, how the DVD came out. The uhhhhhh ummmm ya know Montreal screwjob was ummmm ya know the minimum of all the content.
Enjay- Cool cause mostly everyone's heard of it anyway.
Hart- Yeah ummmmmmm uhhhhhh ya know....
Enjay- ....you all right man?
Hart- Yeah I'm uhhh umm ya know... doin good. brb
Enjay- .....all right man I g2g.
Auto Response from Bret Hart: Ummmmmm uhhhhhhhh ummmm ya know...

[Loose Cannon]

funny

[Xero]

Are you sure that wasn't Hunter-uhhhh?

[Loose Cannon]

did you come up with this after you watched the Bret segment before?

[Loose Cannon]

and then think everyone on TPWW would put "lol" in this thread?

[Savio]

I thought it was mildly funny.......mildly.

[Xero]

Seriously, what do you expect from a guy who had a stroke?

[Dorkchop]

lol

[Savio]

A 5 star match.

[Shadow]

LOL

And now that's done....you are really really an idiot.

[Enjay]

LOL

And now that's done....you are really really an idiot.:|

[KingofOldSchool]

Well ummm hmmmm uhhhh that sucked hmmmm.

[Enjay]

Well ummm hmmmm uhhhh that sucked hmmmm.
Am I to understand that you're admitting this thread does the same thing that your dad does to young boys' penises?

[KingofOldSchool]

Am I to understand that you're admitting this thread does the same thing that your dad does to young boys' penises?

Whoa!

Geesh you are a funny one aren't you?

First you created this genius topic, now you've gone and made the comment of the year.

Kudos young man, kudos.

[Enjay]

Whoa!

Geesh you are a funny one aren't you?

First you created this genius topic, now you've gone and made the comment of the year.

Kudos young man, kudos.
Oh wow. Sarcasm. Pure genious there. I am clearly no match for the Pearl Jam-head here.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh wow. Sarcasm. Pure genious there. I am clearly no match for the Pearl Jam-head here.

Sarcasm?

From me?

Naaaaaw.

And to think I was going to give you some cookies and nude pictures of Kane Knight to show you my appreciation. :(

[Enjay]

Sarcasm?

From me?

Naaaaaw.

And to think I was going to give you some cookies and nude pictures of Kane Knight to show you my appreciation. :(
Keep the Kane Knight pic. The cookies would have been nice though. :-\

[PullMyFinger]

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Simmons-02.gif

[FourFifty]

<b>HALIAYELAAAYAAALEIAYALLAAAAAOMGWTFYAAYELAAAAIAIAAA!!!</b>
You have just been Hassan'd. Have a nice day.

[BigChris]

I recently had the pleasure of speaking to Bret "Hitman" FUCKING Hart on MSN. The man is truly as articulate on a messenger program as he is in person.




Enjay- Wow it's Bret Hart!
Hart- Hello. How's it goin?
Enjay- Going good. And you?
Hart- It's ummmmmmmmmm uhhh ya know goin good.
Enjay- Cool.
Hart- Did you buy my DVD yet? lol
Enjay- No not yet. Are you satisfied with it?
Hart- Well ummmmmmmmm uhhhh ya know like ummmmm everyone's gonna have their own opinion on it. I mean uhhh ya can't please everyone. Ummm ya know some people are gonna be insistant that I uhhhhhhhhhhhh umm ya know sold out.
Enjay- Yeah I guess so...
Hart- But umm I'm pretty uhh pleased with how the the ya know, how the DVD came out. The uhhhhhh ummmm ya know Montreal screwjob was ummmm ya know the minimum of all the content.
Enjay- Cool cause mostly everyone's heard of it anyway.
Hart- Yeah ummmmmmm uhhhhhh ya know....
Enjay- ....you all right man?
Hart- Yeah I'm uhhh umm ya know... doin good. brb
Enjay- .....all right man I g2g.
Auto Response from Bret Hart: Ummmmmm uhhhhhhhh ummmm ya know...

Imma kick you in the nuts!:n:

[loopydate]

And to think, in the hands of a funny poster (KK & Corky come immediately to mind), this could have been amusing.

[LK]

Kennedy......





































This thread sucks!

PS Kennedy!

[Volare]

to summon up what everyone said...




....way to be a cockmaster:nono:

[Xero]

to summon up what everyone said...




....way to be a cockmaster:nono:
So you're going to summon the cockmaster?

[Enjay]

Thank you all for keeping this thread on page 1.

[Loose Cannon]

sorry, no sarcasm aloud by morons.

[Loose Cannon]

lol LC