Innovator, we all saw you and your "Cena's #1 Fan" sign last night

[Loose Cannon]

Also, what was with the Chain Gain soldier jersey you had on :nono:

I knew it all along

[McLegend]

He loves Cena

[Innovator]

Dammit, I got those nosebleeds just to make sure no one saw me!

I hope my outfit goes over at ROH, this guy Joe thinks he's the champ? Nah man Cena baby! THE CHAMP IS HERE!

[Nark Order]

:|

[Innovator]

sorry Dusty, this is just over your head

[Kapoutman]

I bet Innovator was crying like a baby when Cena was bleeding like a pig.

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

The truth is revealed. :eek:

[Innovator]

JRock2K: and i'm the cena mark?
Auto response from mclark5e: U can't see me

[Just John]

lol

[McLegend]

Innovator loves ripped white men. Which is why he loves Cena

[Innovator]

It is only for ripped Austrian bodybuilders named Arnold, AND LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!

[The Naitch]

Inno was on his online internet steroids at the time. Let it slide. It was the juice talking

[Innovator]

I'm sorry y'all














NO IM NOT! NO ONE TALKS ILL ABOUT THE CHAMP!

[McLegend]

STFU

[Savio]

^Hot move

[McLegend]

Greatest submisson move ever

[Nervous Ferret]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=22320

[Innovator]

STFUshut up Jarrett mark, go put your white pants on

[McLegend]

Go put a skirt on, Raven mark

[Innovator]

Dude Raven was soooooo 2005. CM Punk is 2006

[Innovator]

Besides, don't hate on Raven because no one likes Jarrett.

[Innovator]

Also the STFU is the best move ever invented by man.

[McLegend]

Alright this gay feud is over

[Favre4Ever]

STFU.......i've never been more ashamed that I watch wrestling.

[Innovator]

STFU.......i've never been more ashamed that I watch wrestling.Obviously you haven't heard the name Katie Vick

[The Naitch]

Straight edge is fucking gay

[The Naitch]

Punk: I'll have an Orange Juice please. *does the gay x thing with his arms*

Waitress: gay

[Innovator]

If by gay you mean...





















CM PUNK IS GOD


























































...GOD

[Innovator]

Punk: I'll have an Orange Juice please. *does the gay x thing with his arms*

Waitress: gayHaving drug free on his knuckles got him out of a ticket

[The Naitch]

still lame

[The Naitch]

I wanna get FREE ZACK on my knuckles

[Innovator]

Allison Danger picks up the inoccent looking Punk rock wrestling hooligan who hasn't slept on a Wednesday night in the past three months at the Baltimore airport. What follows is their story. Names have been mostly made up due to Punks hatred for officers of "the law"...

So yeah, I let Allison drive my car, and she doesn't crash it, so we celebrate by me getting pulled over for (are you ready for this?).....
:drum roll:
Driving too close to the vehicle in front of me.
At least that's what the very clean cut looking officer who more than likely winds down his hard days "work" by downing a case of beer and beating his wife silly because he's embarassed he can't help his 8 year old with his math homework told me. I was told that I was following one and a half car lengths behind the guy that cut me off, when I was supposed to be following him TWO car lengths.
Officer Douche Mcallister asks me the usual questions, and the entire conversation went exactly like this:

Pig McBlueboy: Do you have anything in the car in the way of drugs or weapons?
Punk: Nope.
PM: Okay, i'm going to go run your license, just sit tight...
Punk: No worries.
::Idiot cop walks back to his car::
...in the meantime, another squad pulls up...
Punk: Figures they'd need two cars for something as stupid as this. I can't believe he's writing me a ticket for something this stupid.
Allison Danger (looking in the side mirror of my car): Um, Punker, I want you to keep calm.
Punk: Huh? I am calm, I just think it's stupid that (Punk sees that the second squad is a K-9 unit) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
Allison: Punk, just keep cool!
Punk: Fuck that, I don't....OH...OH! You've got to be kidding me!
::Officer #2 approachs my car with his DRUG DOG::
Punk rolls down passanger side window and yells at cop
Punk: ARE YOU RIBBING ME? GET THAT FUCKING DOG AWAY FROM MY CAR!
::officer does'nt respond::
Punk: Serisouly, are you fucking kidding me? Hey!
::officer starts to knock on Punks car with his hands::
Punk: Okay, Okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i'll eat your dog.
::Officer #1 approachs Punks car once the dog and officer #2 are dog circling the car::
Officer Dickhead: Can I ask you to step out of the car?
Punk: Absolutely not.
Officer Asshole: Well, I need to explain this to you...
Punk: Do it with me in the car
Officer Bitchass: Well, can you step out of the car...
Punk: Ya know what, fine...
Now this is where it gets fairly hilarious people. I literally step out of the car, and once i'm fully stood up, i'm at least a foot taller than this cop. The look on his face was priceless. He takes a step back, and I shit you not, gulps. I'd imagine i'm horribly frighting looking by this point, because i'm legit furious that this little bullshit profile stop of my car results in a drug dog harassment. He backs up, never taking his eyes off me, and I nearly back him into traffic...
Officer Justshitinhispants: Um...this is your warning.
Punk: Great ::turns to walk away::
Officer Banana Brains: You need to take this, but before I give it to you, what do you want to tell me about what's in your car?
Punk (now turning green): What?
Officer pleasedontkillme: Is there anything in the car you want to tell me about, I'll give you the chance to tell me the truth, why were you in Nashville?
Punk::raising his fists right in the cops face:: What do my knuckles say?!
Cop: Why were you ::gets cut off by a very angry Punk::
Punk: WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY?
a very sad looking police man: Drug free.
Punk: Exactly, so i'm a little offended about the dog right now.
Copper: Um...okay, well, here's your warning, have a nice day
Punk: Go fuck yourself.

[The Naitch]

When a cop pulls me over and sees my knuckles, he better FREE ZACK

[Innovator]

:lol: yeah man Zack needs to be freed, and start promoing again

[Kane Knight]

Having drug free on his knuckles got him out of a ticket

Only because the cops thought he was retarded.

[Kane Knight]

Innovator, that is a really lame story.

But LOL at a pro wrestler pre judging a cop's intelligence.

[Innovator]

KK, show us a story then

[The Naitch]

If I was a drug dealer and wanted to be non-heat score to the po po, I'd probably get DRUG FREE tattooed on my knucles too

[Skippord]

Punk is my hero