Brock Apologizes for Threatening to be a Murderer

[Corkscrewed]

BROCK PROMISES NOT TO KILL ANYBODY

by 1Wrestling.com Updated: 1/27/2004 11:52:42 PM


During a meeting Tuesday afternoon with Smackdown talent and crew, Vince McMahon made reference to last week's 1Wrestling.com report regarding Brock Lesnar's threat to kill anybody he caught leaking stories to the internet.
1Wrestling.com's sources tell us McMahon said, "Brock's not really going to kill anybody." That was followed by an apology from Lesnar, who said he had gotten emotional last week and said something he didn't mean.

Lesnar's remarks last week followed a tirade from McMahon about leaks to internet sites and "dirt sheets". Lesnar told the group of wrestlers and crew at that meeting that he was upset at all the leaks and said "If I see anybody on the internet, I'll kill them."


It's almost like this report was written by a satirist! LMAO! :lol:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

LOL, sounds like something goldberg would say. Too bad this time Jericho wouldn't be able to take him down due to Brock knowing how to wrestle :(

[SuperSlim]

that junk is crazy

[Sephiroth]

That's what you get when you touch Goldberg.

[Kane Knight]

LOL, sounds like something goldberg would say. Too bad this time Jericho wouldn't be able to take him down due to Brock knowing how to wrestle :(

Well, maybe Brock's out of practice.

:shifty:

[MVP]

I'm surprised Triple H didn't say that since he's banging Stephanie and sucking Vince's dick at the same time.

[KayfabeMan]

I'm surprised Triple H didn't say that since he's banging Stephanie and sucking Vince's dick at the same time.

[Kane Knight]

I'm surprised Triple H didn't say that since he's banging Stephanie and sucking Vince's dick at the same time.

He's clearly got his mouth occupied...

[Heyman]

I'm surprised Triple H didn't say that since he's banging Stephanie and sucking Vince's dick at the same time.

Hmmmmm.............

So where would Stephanie be in relation to Vince? Think about it. If Triple H is banging Stephanie, while sucking Vince's dick, then Vince's penis would be pretty close to Stephanie's face. :o

Or..........if Triple H was doing 'doggy style' on Stephanie (and sucking Vince's dick), then a naked Vince would be sitting on Stephanie's 'bent over' body. :shifty:

[El Santo]

I'm surprised Triple H didn't say that since he's banging Stephanie and sucking Vince's dick at the same time.

Except he wouldn't be the guy to apologize. At least Brock provided us with a few laughs.

Heh heh ... "dirt sheets".

[Corkscrewed]

I just realized you only have 35 posts, El Santo!

[Rob]

LOL, sounds like something goldberg would say.

Well Goldberg isn't a blethering jacked up moron.

[Innovator]

yeah Goldberg is just a blethering moron

[Corkscrewed]

Well Goldberg isn't a blethering jacked up moron.

BUH?

[Bad Guy]

BROCK PROMISES NOT TO KILL ANYBODY
That alone is enough to laugh at.

[Kane Knight]

Well Goldberg isn't a blethering jacked <s>up</s> off moron.

[Corkscrewed]

Don't bring Triple H into this. This isn't about him.

[ColdwaVer]

Don't bring Triple H into this. This isn't about him.

Yes it is, don't you understand yet that everything is his fault???

[FourFifty]

Wake me up when he promises to fued with people of main event status... Not Midcard race car drivers....

[Corkscrewed]

Two and a half weeks then.

[loopydate]

Well Goldberg isn't a blethering jacked up moron.

Duh nuh vuh nuh! Bruh uh guh guh!

[FourFifty]

Yay! No more death threats! The internet reporters can go back to making fun of Triple H, Brock Lesnar, most of SmackDown's booking, and Triple H! Yay!... wait... no one really stopped, or gave a damn...

[Corkscrewed]

Hey! SD! has had better booking than RAW IMO lately. At least more concise and organized storylines.

[Savio]

What does IMO mean?

[El Santo]

I just realized you only have 35 posts, El Santo!


Yah.

Weird.

Eerie.

And I have this weird thought in my mind of Brock screaming, "I'm a murderer! I a mur-diddly-urderer!"

[Boondock Saint]

What does IMO mean?

In My Opinion

[Boondock Saint]

Yah.

Weird.

Eerie.

And I have this weird thought in my mind of Brock screaming, "I'm a murderer! I a mur-diddly-urderer!"


Hahahah :y:

[Kane Knight]

Yah.

Weird.

Eerie.

And I have this weird thought in my mind of Brock screaming, "I'm a murderer! I a mur-diddly-urderer!"

If that ain't <s>Flanders</s> Lesnar, he's done his homework...