RANDY ORTON TO WIN RUMBLE AND/OR MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA!? *NO SPOILERS*

[Xero]

I got the WWE SmackDown! magazine yesterday in the mail and it has Randy Orton on the cover with an article entitled "My Time: Randy Orton Seizes the Moment". I just skimmed the article but it talks about his 2004 title run and how 2006 will be his year.

So there's a possiblity of Orton either winning the Rumble or being in the SmackDown! main event of WrestleMania.

[Pepsi Man]

...This is a spoiler?

[Xero]

I said possible.

[Kane Knight]

I can't wait for NerF to come in here. :D

Orton's got a good chance. They always book a few strong, and This could mean he's up there, or it could mean they're cooking something big that will come out of the rumble.

[Nervous Ferret]

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining Austins return, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Austin is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn music hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Wrestlmania 21 major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol never noticed the extreme runon sentences before

[aaaaa]

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When I saw the new magazine cover, I thought it was an obvious spoiler. Orton hasn't "seized the moment" yet, unless you count being thrown into the Booker T/Benoit series. I remember hearing about Batista vs. Orton for WM22, but Angle vs. Orton is looking more and more likely now. We'll see if this is really a spoiler on Sunday I guess.

[Pepsi Man]

I said possible.
Pretty extreme to even put that in there over the subject matter of the fucking magazine.

[Kane Knight]

Some countries don't get Smackdown Magazine until next tuesday...

:shifty:

[Xero]

Pretty extreme to even put that in there over the subject matter of the fucking magazine.
Which isn't on fucking newstands for a few more fucking weeks.

And besides, people fucking bitch about putting fucking spoilers from fucking WWE.fuckingcom without fucking warning.

[Team Sheep]

I wouldn't pay much notice to Raw & Smackdown! magazines. But yeah, there's a pretty good chance it could happen.

[VonErich Lives]

Which isn't on fucking newstands for a few more fucking weeks.


I'm sure the WWE never took that into account.

Here's a few more possibilties.

1) They're talking about him winning the US belt for Booker T.

2) He's well invested his money, is going to buy TNA, make his father commisoner and then have him beat Christian Cage for the title.

3) He is the real father of Steph's child, not HHH.



As you've figured out by now, you don't have a spoiler, you have a speculation.

[The Naitch]

John Cena vs. Randy Orton

[Pepsi Man]

Which isn't on fucking newstands for a few more fucking weeks.

And besides, people fucking bitch about putting fucking spoilers from fucking WWE.fuckingcom without fucking warning.
BUT IT WAS PRINTED AND SENT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Jesus Christ. Magazines have always said "so and so to achieve greatness" or WHATEVER. I dunno. This just seems to be a case of everything being a spoiler. If I saw a new action figure in the store that had John Cena with the WWE Title belt, would that spoil the Royal Rumble?

[The Naitch]

I think it would, Peppy

[Kane Knight]

OMFG WTF SPOILERS, CHIEF!

[The Naitch]

And apparently WWE AXXESS is coming to a town near you.

[Kane Knight]

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME

[D Mac]

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME

*marks out* :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

LOL speaking of Randy, at the Press Conference yesterday HERE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA! *cheap pop* He was such a pimp, he was hitting on this girl (who was dressing in some slutty Lita-type clothes) that was on the other side with Rey helping him out. After the conference, Orton was on the balcony with his peeps and they just called the girl up and well... the rest is history.

Proof that he will win the Rumble... or that he is a pimp. You decide. BTW he OWNED the press conference.

[The Naitch]

She had a penis. Proof that he's WWE's Eddie Murphy

[The Naitch]

Nah Randy is a pimp

Why was Rey helping him out? Was he the translator?

[Kane Knight]

"Hey baby, do you know what 619 minus 1 is?"

[Gone Mad]

618? :shifty:

Also RKO was pulling a Tim White, pretending to slash his wrists and throat whenever Mark Henry was talking. Could you blame him? For the love of Benoit, Henry was talking about his opponents like they were spaghetti, wtf?

[Joe Blow]

I got the WWE SmackDown! magazine yesterday in the mail and it has Randy Orton on the cover with an article entitled "My Time: Randy Orton Seizes the Moment". I just skimmed the article but it talks about his 2004 title run and how 2006 will be his year.

So there's a possiblity of Orton either winning the Rumble or being in the SmackDown! main event of WrestleMania.

u fukin prick get the new sign u nob chesse

[D Mac]

u fukin prick get the new sign u nob chesse

gezz wut a nize perzon ur

[Y3J]

"Hey baby, do you know what 619 minus 1 is?"

69 DUUUDE!