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The Mask
03-02-2006, 09:52 AM
you bunch of wankers. fucking hell.
Requiem
03-02-2006, 10:00 AM
Who?
Blitz
03-02-2006, 02:32 PM
Ah, it's good pop.
Kane Knight
03-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Didn't some "zoom"ing frog take the UK's charts by storm no too long ago?
Danny Electric
03-02-2006, 03:17 PM
Yeah, that's teh James Blunt we're talking about KK.
RGWhat316
03-02-2006, 03:21 PM
Who the hell know, I hate that song, it's horrible.
Kane Knight
03-02-2006, 03:27 PM
Yeah, that's teh James Blunt we're talking about KK.

Okay Danny, how the fuck did you confuse him for the fucking Frog song?
Mr. Monday Morning
03-02-2006, 03:34 PM
Yeah, that's teh James Blunt we're talking about KK.

He meant Crazy Frog :wtf:
Kane Knight
03-02-2006, 03:40 PM
He meant Crazy Frog :wtf:


Whatever it's called. I can't imagine anything being more pathetic than that ranking in the charts.
Bad Company
03-02-2006, 03:57 PM
it was number 1 for about 2 months or something, terrible.
TheNamelessOne
03-02-2006, 04:02 PM
Godammit its another thing I have to apologise to non-Brits for now.

I fucking hate James Blunt.
Danny Electric
03-02-2006, 04:08 PM
I was just saying that I hate James Blunt and he was just as bad as the frog
Cuzziebro
03-02-2006, 04:16 PM
Why does everyone dislike James so much, hes not that bad a singer. Anyways I'm proud to say I like his music.
The Mask
03-02-2006, 04:23 PM
well british people are generally stupid, like danny electric. but america, you have like 700 billion people there or something. you'd think they'd have some taste at least.
Fryza
03-02-2006, 04:53 PM
Is James Blunt some type of comedy cat or what? Cause I've never heard of him, and his name sounds ridiculous.
El Vaquero de Infierno
03-02-2006, 05:10 PM
I fucking hate James Blunt.
el fregadero
03-02-2006, 08:39 PM
Probably thought he was a rapper because of his surname so they bought his cd anyway.
Kane Knight
03-02-2006, 08:56 PM
well british people are generally stupid, like danny electric. but america, you have like 700 billion people there or something. you'd think they'd have some taste at least.

You should know that stupidity reigns in numbers. The biggest the population, the dumber it will become.
Kane Knight
03-02-2006, 08:57 PM
Is James Blunt some type of comedy cat or what? Cause I've never heard of him, and his name sounds ridiculous.

I checked out his site and he's got a song you've probably heard whether you know it or not.

Not that I'd have known who he was without Google.
Danny Electric
03-02-2006, 09:48 PM
well british people are generally stupid, like danny electric. but america, you have like 700 billion people there or something. you'd think they'd have some taste at least.

Talk for yourself you manc scum.
MVP
03-02-2006, 09:56 PM
Who the fuck is James Blunt? WOW his name is Blunt, he must smoke weed. That is cool. FAG
Funky Fly
03-02-2006, 10:54 PM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0009K9P48.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Apparently, he thinks I'm beautiful.
el fregadero
03-03-2006, 12:12 AM
James Blunt - You're Beautiful, But I'm Butt Ugly
Skippord
03-03-2006, 01:38 AM
"You're Beautiful"

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]
Fucking high, [ - CD version]
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

I hate that song so much
Blitz
03-03-2006, 02:02 AM
I like that he was able to put the line "She could see from my face that I was fucking high" into a hit song. :y:
Dave Youell
03-03-2006, 04:49 AM
He's Ex Army and has gone to Number 1 in every country on Earth, me and my friends think it's a form of military mind control.

Prove me wrong people, prove me wrong
Blitz
03-03-2006, 05:00 AM
Yvan eht nioj
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 09:18 AM
He's Ex Army and has gone to Number 1 in every country on Earth, me and my friends think it's a form of military mind control.

Prove me wrong people, prove me wrong

Occam's razor. It's easier to believe people will listen to any shit that's played on the radio.
SecretDesire
03-04-2006, 02:54 AM
you bunch of wankers. fucking hell.

Jumpin off that damn iceberg in that video...man that video's wild!
The Mask
03-04-2006, 09:41 AM
you know i never really listened to the tune before. those lyrics are fucking disgraceful. dear god.
Ogen
03-04-2006, 10:47 AM
I don't care what anyone says Wisemen is a fucking brilliant song
Avenger
03-04-2006, 03:33 PM
Didn't some "zoom"ing frog take the UK's charts by storm no too long ago?LOL

Yet another reason to hate this fucking place lol.

UK top 40 is a disgrace. Basically based on the musical tastes of 9 year old children.
Avenger
03-04-2006, 03:34 PM
btw James Blunt is very good.
Downunder
03-05-2006, 03:15 AM
Fucking hell when will this plague of boring acoustic solo wankers end.

Load of fucking crap
Skippord
03-05-2006, 04:57 AM
btw James Blunt is very good.
At sucking
Blitz
03-05-2006, 05:34 AM
At sucking

Don't wanna know how you know that.
Skippord
03-05-2006, 05:55 AM
And that my friends is how James Blunt became #1 in America
Cuzziebro
03-05-2006, 07:01 AM
LOL and ever other country.
Kane Knight
03-05-2006, 08:42 AM
LOL

Yet another reason to hate this fucking place lol.

UK top 40 is a disgrace. Basically based on the musical tastes of 9 year old children.

I'm sorry, for a second I thought you were talking about the US.
Ol Dirty Dastard
03-06-2006, 08:42 AM
There's no doubt he can sing...but yeah what an awful song to sing. But women love him, so what can you do?
Kane Knight
03-06-2006, 10:27 AM
Start killing the ones who do?

Naw. Too drastic.
El Capitano Gatisto
03-06-2006, 11:26 AM
You're Beautiful sounds like it was written by an 8 year old in school on a Valentine's Card he made in class. For his mum.

The lyrics are just terrible, and Blunt's voice is irritating.

He's also an extremely creepy, posh man when you hear him speak. Very creepy.
Dave Youell
03-08-2006, 08:45 AM
There's no doubt he can sing...but yeah what an awful song to sing. But women love him, so what can you do?
Kill all the women, then he'd be bankrupt
Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-08-2006, 02:11 PM
I listen to the radio a lot and I've only heard that song like one or two times. I dunno how he is #1
FakeLaser
03-08-2006, 06:36 PM
Yeah, he is terrible. The video makes him even worse though.
UmbrellaCorporation
03-08-2006, 07:00 PM
Occam's razor. It's easier to believe people will listen to any shit that's played on the radio.

Hahaha, I thought that when I saw it too.

"Out of multiple explanations, the simplest one is usually best."
packt up
03-11-2006, 12:07 PM
Probably one of the worst acts in recent history. My mum likes him though and thats the kinda people he's targeting.
Champion of Europa
03-13-2006, 06:12 PM
I never listen to the radio, nor do I watch any music station, so I have yet to hear him.

I have heard that Nelly song about Grills more times than I'd like.
BatistaBombed!
03-13-2006, 06:53 PM
lol james blunt is more like James C....an't sing to save his life.

lmao!
Skippord
03-13-2006, 08:06 PM
I want to stab someone in the face every time I hear that song
weather vane
03-14-2006, 04:23 AM
My gf bought the CD the other day and I was angry. Yup ... angry.
XL
03-14-2006, 08:34 PM
Yeah I hated James Blunt for awhile, then Chico came along.

I don't use this term of endearment often, but...this man is a cunt to the highest degree!
Tornado
03-18-2006, 08:45 AM
lol james blunt is more like James C....an't sing to save his life.

lmao!

You can say "Cunt" you know, Mummy isn't around to spank you for saying a bad word.
redoneja
03-18-2006, 12:27 PM
One of my best friends picked up a copy of Blunt's album and listened to it. Later she told me that it was too girly for her, this coming from the girliest girl I know.
Y3J
03-18-2006, 04:15 PM
That is so gay.