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Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 11:34 PM
:rofl:

Christian's "Bangkok" joke last week was followed up by the most limp wristed nut shot I've ever seen. What, was he afraid he'd sprain his wrist on the "King of the Jungle?"
Skippord
03-04-2006, 11:35 PM
I know it would have been awesome if he kneed him right square in the balls
Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 11:38 PM
Yeah, that was the "pounce" of ball shots.

It was weak, and since it was undersold, pointless.
Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 11:40 PM
Oh, and I honestly hope nobody whines about spoilers, as that shit's a week old now.
Funky Fly
03-05-2006, 05:28 AM
I haven't been watching impact lately, so pardon my ignorance.

Do you mean like Christian asked someone what the capital of Thailand is, and then the other guy said "Bangkok", and then Chrstian cock knocks him?

Because if so, the Daily Show ripped that off like 2 or 3 days ago.
ddpBANG
03-05-2006, 05:52 AM
Yeah, pretty much just like that, Funky.
ddpBANG
03-05-2006, 05:55 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P6MG05DaxnU&search=christian%20cage%20monty%20brown

Just fast forward to the triangle before "share."
Xero
03-05-2006, 07:06 AM
Yeah, I saw the opening and I couldn't believe he pulled that joke off. Priceless, no matter how weak it was.
Kane Knight
03-05-2006, 08:28 AM
I haven't been watching impact lately, so pardon my ignorance.

Do you mean like Christian asked someone what the capital of Thailand is, and then the other guy said "Bangkok", and then Chrstian cock knocks him?

Because if so, the Daily Show ripped that off like 2 or 3 days ago.

Yeah, and I think the DS was a re-run, because they made that joke a while ago.

It was a pretty weak "cock knock" too. Nothing that should tame a beast of the Saran...Serre...Seirn...Cera...Fuck it...JUNGLE.
PureHatred
03-05-2006, 01:59 PM
Maybe Monty had a word with him backstage before the bit. Segment or no segment, if a giant black man who outweighs me by about 40 lbs tells me not to hit him in the balls, I probably don't hit him in the balls.
Xero
03-05-2006, 02:10 PM
Maybe Monty had a word with him backstage before the bit. Segment or no segment, if a giant black man who outweighs me by about 40 lbs tells me not to hit him in the balls, I probably don't hit him in the balls.
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.
PureHatred
03-05-2006, 02:26 PM
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

See...TNA should've actually done that whihc would've made the segment priceless.

Ball-shot. POUNCE attempt. Step aside. Monty into the other tunrbuckles. Another ball shot and Christian rolls out of the ring.
loopydate
03-05-2006, 02:33 PM
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

Like that SNL "Don Zimmer Sport Spectacular" skit. Just turn his head away, and watch his momentum take him down.
Skippord
03-05-2006, 02:34 PM
Maybe Monty had a word with him backstage before the bit. Segment or no segment, if a giant black man who outweighs me by about 40 lbs tells me not to hit him in the balls, I probably don't hit him in the balls.
I would then I would do it again
Kane Knight
03-05-2006, 04:52 PM
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

:rofl:
Kane Knight
03-05-2006, 04:53 PM
I would then I would do it again

Word. A black guy who outweighs you by 40 lbs still sings soprano when hit in the balls. :D
Funky Fly
03-05-2006, 05:30 PM
That was pretty terrible. And he no sold it after 2 seconds.
Corkscrewed
03-06-2006, 03:27 AM
ROFL

See, the way I saw that was not as a low blow, but more like a ball tap. So just mean to startle him.

However, a knee to the balls would have capped that thing off as priceless. :lol:
Disturbed316
03-06-2006, 08:17 AM
It was also in American Pie 3: The Wedding.
Disturbed316
03-06-2006, 08:19 AM
Wow, Monty Brown should never be let near a microphone.
Kane Knight
03-06-2006, 10:22 AM
It was also in American Pie 3: The Wedding.

The joke? Yeah, it's been around forever. I first heard it like a decade ago.
Blue Demon
03-06-2006, 10:25 AM
:lol: that was so abd it was good
Stickman
03-06-2006, 12:19 PM
It would've been funny if Christian did that to a star.
Arnold HamNegger
03-06-2006, 12:33 PM
Was it worse than Linda McMahon's nut shot whiff on Jim Ross when he was fired?
Skippord
03-06-2006, 06:19 PM
I think Christian was trying to feel him up a little bit