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JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:05 PM
well i'm new and i'm a backyard wrestler.....the fuckin champ man and i got my msn and yahoo on here so send me a message
till then
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Shadow
03-09-2006, 11:09 PM
........................................................

Oh dear gods.

loopydate
03-09-2006, 11:10 PM
Uh-oh.

Word to the not-so-wise. There is nothing we here at TPWW (or anywhere in the IWC or the wrestling world in general) loathe quite like backyard wrestlers.

Go to a school and learn to do it right before you kill yourself or someone else.

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:14 PM
i got trained by a friend who got trained by some pro wrestler and we don't get hurt.....much......a whole lot......i left in a ambulance

Blitz
03-09-2006, 11:15 PM
Jeez, at the very most I thought he was retarded, but a backyarder...?

Shadow
03-09-2006, 11:15 PM
It just keeps getting worse.

Kane Knight
03-09-2006, 11:17 PM
Joke account.

Besides, everyone respect the Knight, and the Knight backyard wrestled under the name "Aryan Alex Hitler." The Knight's finisher? "Auchwitz." I'd sit on the guy's face and fart while diving into a table covered with light bulbs.

Kane Knight
03-09-2006, 11:22 PM
...And then deny the match ever occurred.

Skippord
03-09-2006, 11:27 PM
ARE YOU NICK MONDO JOEJOYNER

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:29 PM
who is nick mondo....i am mick foley's long lost kid

Blitz
03-09-2006, 11:31 PM
Joejoyner, just how extreme are you? Are you just regular old "extreme" or are you XTREMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZZZZZZZZZZZZORZ!!!!1!11!!!

Shadow
03-09-2006, 11:33 PM
Oh I get it...it's really Sadistic on a new account.

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:34 PM
XTREMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKIN CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1

loopydate
03-09-2006, 11:36 PM
Oh I get it...it's really Sadistic on a new account.

Nah. Sadistic would be claiming that he was on the undercard in a five-star lucha contest. The show just happened to contain a barbed-wire and lightbulbs match or seven.

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:37 PM
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

Skippord
03-09-2006, 11:39 PM
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!
Well I got thrown off a treadmill into a door today

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:41 PM
WELL GOOD FOR U

Kane Knight
03-09-2006, 11:42 PM
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

But what have you done for me lately?

The Naitch
03-09-2006, 11:46 PM
I think we just found Sadistic's soul mate

94 SVT Cobra
03-09-2006, 11:48 PM
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

Yea, and i got bit by my 5ft python that mistook my hand for a mouse in his feed box.
whats your point?

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:49 PM
what the....fuck?

Jaton
03-09-2006, 11:51 PM
Nah. Sadistic would be claiming that he was on the undercard in a five-star lucha contest. The show just happened to contain a barbed-wire and lightbulbs match or seven.

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:52 PM
the car was kinda old and sucked ass so i was put thro it

Kane Knight
03-09-2006, 11:52 PM
That's nothing. I got a blister trying to outmasturbate Jay.

The Naitch
03-09-2006, 11:53 PM
you got a Rock avatar, so part of me still likes you

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:55 PM
ok

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:55 PM
well if u wanna know me better add me to ur msn or yahoo

Shadow
03-09-2006, 11:57 PM
I'd rather not.

JoeJoyner
03-09-2006, 11:58 PM
bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

Dorkchop
03-10-2006, 12:09 AM
the new......backyard wrestler who kicks @$$

Man, you kick a lot of at money money.

Shadow
03-10-2006, 12:11 AM
bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

You are?

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 12:35 AM
bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

You're worse?

Fryza
03-10-2006, 12:44 AM
This topic sucks.

If you're truly hardcore, preform a senton off a house onto a moving dumpster truck that's on fire with glass and barbed wire and tables super glued to the truck while it's about to fall of a cliff and there's a dying old man in the front and your opponent in the back and the only way to actually make contact with him is to go through a line of razor wire that has been soaked in battery acid.

If you do this, then- AND ONLY THEN- will you earn my respect. Or something.

Dorkchop
03-10-2006, 12:44 AM
:foc: the establishment

That is the worst signature in the history of anything. Please explain because I'm sure you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

loopydate
03-10-2006, 12:45 AM
This topic sucks.

If you're truly hardcore, preform a senton off a house onto a moving dumpster truck that's on fire with glass and barbed wire and tables super glued to the truck while it's about to fall of a cliff and there's a dying old man in the front and your opponent in the back and the only way to actually make contact with him is to go through a line of razor wire that has been soaked in battery acid.

If you do this, then- AND ONLY THEN- will you earn my respect. Or something.

...Jigsaw?

James Steele
03-10-2006, 12:46 AM
:lol: Loopy

Fryza
03-10-2006, 12:47 AM
...Jigsaw?

... Well, if you put it that way...

You have thirty seconds to do all that then too.

Stickman
03-10-2006, 12:47 AM
I broke my neck this morning but I'm fine now.

Dorkchop
03-10-2006, 12:55 AM
I broke my neck this morning but I'm fine now.

I tear my quad all the time. I tore it this morning. Look I'm fine. I'm jumping aound.

JoeJoyner
03-10-2006, 01:01 AM
This topic sucks.

If you're truly hardcore, preform a senton off a house onto a moving dumpster truck that's on fire with glass and barbed wire and tables super glued to the truck while it's about to fall of a cliff and there's a dying old man in the front and your opponent in the back and the only way to actually make contact with him is to go through a line of razor wire that has been soaked in battery acid.

If you do this, then- AND ONLY THEN- will you earn my respect. Or something.




ok u r FUCKIN CRAZY i ain't that extreme..........sounds like fun tho:y:

Blitz
03-10-2006, 01:23 AM
I broke my neck this morning but I'm fine now.I tear my quad all the time. I tore it this morning. Look I'm fine. I'm jumping aound.

Psh. I woke up dead this morning, and I ran 10 miles before breakfast.

Corkscrewed
03-10-2006, 01:29 AM
TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT AN OBVIOUS JOKE ACCOUNT, PLEASE VIDEOTAPE YOURSELF BEING PILE DRIVEN OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HOUSE ONTO YOUR CAR PARKED IN THE DRIVEWAY

Thank you.

Funky Fly
03-10-2006, 04:30 AM
Unique IP, but white niggas saying nigga doesn't fly with me in the wrestling forum, niggas.

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/banhammer.jpg

The One
03-10-2006, 04:36 AM
This one time me and my buddy were backyard wrestling, and we puled off a 5 star match. It was a Ladder wrapped in barbwire, we then cut ourselves 10 times on each wrist while listening to our favorite emo song, we threw the ladder in a giant pool infested with sharks, before dumping a shit load of oil in and lighting the top layer of oil on fire and putting tables on floating innertubes. We then welded together some fences to create a huge cage. And for the finishing touch we told George Bush that some gay Iraqis were hanging out in our backyard. Seriously, 5 Star Classic.

....but we're so hardcore we didn't want any more then 5 people to see it on tape, so once the two of us, his mom and my two dogs saw the match we had to burn it before we would become tempted to sell out and sell it for millions.

D Mac
03-10-2006, 04:37 AM
I wrestled my pillow last night. It won. :(

Destor
03-10-2006, 05:26 AM
Unique IP, but white niggas saying nigga doesn't fly with me in the wrestling forum, niggas.

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/banhammer.jpgThat was a racist banning. The quater black in me is pleased. But the half white is offended. I'm so torn.

Funky Fly
03-10-2006, 05:31 AM
Nigga, did you not just see that nigga's post in which said nigga said nigga?

Don't make me ban a nigga. :mad:

Destor
03-10-2006, 05:36 AM
Nigga wha?!? (If you could only ban half of me, or Me as we call him, that would be appreciated.)

Fryza
03-10-2006, 09:46 AM
LOL.

The last three posts made this topic good.

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 10:24 AM
Psh. I woke up dead this morning, and I ran 10 miles before breakfast.

Only 10? Ameteur. :roll:

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 10:25 AM
Nigga, did you not just see that nigga's post in which said nigga said nigga?

Don't make me ban a nigga. :mad:

Do I count?

I'm no white nigga, so can I say nigga nigga?

If not, can I at least use it in reference to Cena?

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 10:26 AM
I wrestled my pillow last night. It won. :(

I took an Aikijujutsu class yesterday morning. WITH A STUBBED TOE.

loopydate
03-10-2006, 10:28 AM
I wrestled my pillow last night. It won. :(

Yeah, but you TOTALLY put the pillow over without losing your own heat. The buyrates for the rematch will be through the roof.

AJHayes
03-10-2006, 10:47 AM
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!
I've got you trumped.
First, I got drunk then fell out of a chair
THEN I got more drunk, tried to get into bed, and fell out of there!

I am XTREME!!!

Stickman
03-10-2006, 11:49 AM
Who hasn't wrestled their pillow? I know a lot of you have, and I know you're lying if you said that you never lost.

alvarado52
03-10-2006, 02:00 PM
well i'm new and i'm a backyard wrestler.....the fuckin champ man and i got my msn and yahoo on here so send me a message
till then
Joe Cool
the ultimate
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omg! your awesome, ive seen your work on youtube!!! ill put up a match, this is SO deathmatch! EXTREME!!!

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Destor
03-10-2006, 02:19 PM
lol, that wa terrible.

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 02:24 PM
lol, that wa terrible.

Good reminder of why I luagh at backyarders and Xtream feds.

Taking fake moves and fake results and making them "better" by throwing in stupid shit that leads to real injuries.

Extreme Angle
03-10-2006, 03:45 PM
what kind of backyarder would have the rock as his avatar?
i didn't wrestle my pillow...
i wrestle my sisters big teddy bear :)

Cuzziebro
03-10-2006, 05:48 PM
LOL, at the dog barking in the background.

UmbrellaCorporation
03-10-2006, 05:51 PM
Joke account.

Besides, everyone respect the Knight, and the Knight backyard wrestled under the name "Aryan Alex Hitler." The Knight's finisher? "Auchwitz." I'd sit on the guy's face and fart while diving into a table covered with light bulbs.

LOL

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 07:46 PM
You know, if we could get Kalyx Triad and this tard to wrestle a barbed wire match, we could SERIOUSLY clean up the gene pool.

Xero
03-10-2006, 08:18 PM
That's some fucking psychology right there in that match man. Top 3 ever in history would be my guess.

Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 09:35 PM
IT's no "Nick Mondo vs the PEpsi delivery guy."