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Dorkchop
04-07-2006, 02:08 AM
Is pretty damn big. He came out and beat up the Undertaker for his debut. He needs some sort of cool wrestling attire. Maybe a full body suit with muscles painted all over it. Oh and maybe add some fur on it in a couple of places. This idea is sooo fresh.

Funky Fly
04-07-2006, 02:17 AM
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Dave Youell
04-07-2006, 03:00 AM
From what I heard the guy is huge, lets just hope he's better than Godalez

Corkscrewed
04-07-2006, 03:44 AM
ROFL

Yeah, Dalip Singh is listed at 7'3", and he might be a legit 7'3". He's over 400 pounds but a lot more cut, at least. No idea if he can wrestle though, so we'll see...

Dave Youell
04-07-2006, 06:47 AM
ROFL

Yeah, Dalip Singh is listed at 7'3", and he might be a legit 7'3". He's over 400 pounds but a lot more cut, at least. No idea if he can wrestle though, so we'll see...
To be fair how much actual wrestling does the Big Show do? I'm sure he'll be fine, I'm not expecting a lucha or a wrestling machine

Londoner
04-07-2006, 06:47 AM
7'3''???Bigger than the big show???I can see that match at next years WM if not before then.Got a feeling Big Shows being drafted back to SD.

Funky Fly
04-07-2006, 06:48 AM
Nah, the best way to do it would be interbrand.

"my giant is bigger than your giant"

Dave Youell
04-07-2006, 06:54 AM
Nah, the best way to do it would be interbrand.

"my giant is bigger than your giant"
But my giant is fatter than your giant, so there!

ThruTheWire
04-07-2006, 10:18 AM
Words don't do this guy justice, he's pretty thick.

Dave Youell
04-07-2006, 10:23 AM
Woah!

http://superstars.allprowrestling.com/images/giant.jpg http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

Indifferent Clox
04-07-2006, 10:29 AM
He's one ugly motherfucker though...

Londoner
04-07-2006, 10:34 AM
Bet you wouldn't say that to his face...

Indifferent Clox
04-07-2006, 10:43 AM
I was thinking the same thing when i posted it... but you know.. I bet I could out run him.. plus I wouldn't be able to reach his face... if I ever make in WWE I'll make sure to say it in a promo...

hb2k
04-07-2006, 10:50 AM
He's terrible.

No exaggeration when I say he's among the worst wrestlers in history.

KingofOldSchool
04-07-2006, 10:59 AM
You should know by now that guys that are tall like that are usually immobile and shit wrestlers.

Innovator
04-07-2006, 11:00 AM
He looked bigger in the Longest Yard when he wasn't in pads

Xero
04-07-2006, 11:24 AM
LOL, I thought his pants said "Tarzan" for a second there...

Gerard
04-07-2006, 11:30 AM
When i seen him in the longest yard i immediatley thought he looked like the "jaws" guy from the James bond movies from the 80's. Has giant gonzalez written all over him though, his first appearence he no sells punches etc, then as soon as a match comes around he'll be selling everything.

Xero
04-07-2006, 11:36 AM
He reminds me of a mix between Kurrgan and Gonzales...

Dorkchop
04-07-2006, 12:07 PM
He looked bigger in the Longest Yard when he wasn't in pads

Probably because he wasn't besided people the size of the Undertaker in the movie. Adam Sandler is probably about 6 feet. Undertaker has practically one foot on him.

He seems more promising than Giant Gonzalas. He apparently has some wrestling ability.

Shadow
04-07-2006, 12:12 PM
If he can't preform a 5 rotation hurrcanrana off the top rope....I don't wanna see him on my TV screen.

redoneja
04-07-2006, 02:25 PM
He's a legit trained Pehlwan(Indian form of wrestling).

Gerard
04-07-2006, 09:20 PM
Just seen smackdown, height wise id say hes about the same as big show, he is pretty "thick" as they kept saying on smackdown. Even has the tarded looking gonzalez-esque chops to the head.:wtf:

Kane Knight
04-07-2006, 10:12 PM
7'3''???Bigger than the big show???I can see that match at next years WM if not before then.Got a feeling Big Shows being drafted back to SD.
Considering they were already rumouring it for this WM, I see it happening.

Pepsi Man
04-07-2006, 10:25 PM
To be fair how much actual wrestling does the Big Show do?
Plenty when the time is right.

Skippord
04-08-2006, 12:27 AM
I was thinking the same thing when i posted it... but you know.. I bet I could out run him.. plus I wouldn't be able to reach his face... if I ever make in WWE I'll make sure to say it in a promo...
I would get a step ladder and then I would say it to him

Kane Knight
04-08-2006, 12:48 AM
I would get a step ladder and then I would say it to him

Watch out, he's already killed a man...

Lock Jaw
04-08-2006, 12:59 AM
Nobody ever manhandled the Undertaker like that!

Skippord
04-08-2006, 12:59 AM
Yeah but I would Pepper Spray him and then I would run like hell

Savio
04-08-2006, 12:59 AM
He's Andres son

The One
04-08-2006, 01:01 AM
Why do all big men over the last decade debut as bad guys? I would love if just once a huge giant debuted to help out someone like Rey Mysterio...a BFG...that's what I'm looking for.

Pepsi Man
04-08-2006, 01:11 AM
Why do all big men over the last decade debut as bad guys? I would love if just once a huge giant debuted to help out someone like Rey Mysterio...a BFG...that's what I'm looking for.
Point taken. I understand it's easy for fans to HATE that big man that has "no reason to have to cheat"/use heel tactics, but with as overdone as it is, it probably is time a big guy debuts face.

The Heat
04-08-2006, 01:14 AM
I immediately recognized this guy from "The Longest Yard".

I don't really see him as being any good. He only chopped Taker. I hope to God that's not his finisher.

Then him and "Father Time" Ric Flair could have a chopfest......

Shadow
04-08-2006, 01:15 AM
Point taken. I understand it's easy for fans to HATE that big man that has "no reason to have to cheat"/use heel tactics, but with as overdone as it is, it probably is time a big guy debuts face.

How about this...it's probably time someone debuted as a freaking face.

Honestly, when was the last time, outside the Curisers, that someone up form OVW debuted as a face? Riddle me that.

What Would Kevin Do?
04-08-2006, 01:16 AM
How about this...it's probably time someone debuted as a freaking face.

Honestly, when was the last time, outside the Curisers, that someone up form OVW debuted as a face? Riddle me that.

Brent Alrbright.

Shadow
04-08-2006, 01:19 AM
Alright...Rep for WWKD.

Pepsi Man
04-08-2006, 01:20 AM
How about this...it's probably time someone debuted as a freaking face.

Honestly, when was the last time, outside the Curisers, that someone up form OVW debuted as a face? Riddle me that.
Eugene's the only guy that really comes to mind, off the top of my head.

Shadow
04-08-2006, 01:48 AM
Let me clarify...

Guys who aren't jokes.

Pepsi Man
04-08-2006, 03:38 AM
Let me clarify...

Guys who aren't jokes.
Now you're just getting picky. You want an age, height, weight, hair color, eye color, and number of times the guy shits during the day too?

SammyG
04-08-2006, 03:53 AM
wwe.com Has Smackdown pics and Videos posted, god damn the guy is HUGE.

Corkscrewed
04-08-2006, 05:49 AM
Bobby Lashley debuted as a face. Is he from OVW?

Anyway, that chop was definitely pretty dumb. He should feud with Tatanka, since it was the chop to the head/shoulder, not a knife edge. :lol:

And yeah, plenty of people have manhandled Taker before, but oh well. We'll see how he gets pushed. At least they're giving him a mouthpiece, which is the first smart thing. Hopefully, he can also do several powermoves (including a couple of new ones). Give him the benefit of the doubt before labeling him another big show... he's definitely the most cut huge guy I've seen.

Kane Knight
04-08-2006, 09:23 AM
Why do all big men over the last decade debut as bad guys? I would love if just once a huge giant debuted to help out someone like Rey Mysterio...a BFG...that's what I'm looking for.

Big Fucking Gun?

...Oh...

Kane Knight
04-08-2006, 09:25 AM
Bobby Lashley debuted as a face.

He's definitely no BFG tho.

Unless it stands for "Brady-Faced-Giant."

The Heat
04-09-2006, 03:11 AM
It would be funny if "Giant" talked in captions like in The Longest Yard.

Undertaker:You will REST IN PEACE!!

Giant: Inaudiable Caption: "NO!!!" :lol:

What a feud this will be!