Biggest shakeup possible?

[Xero]

What is/are the biggest shakeup(s) you can think of that could turn American wrestling upside down at the moment? The only "rules" are that you can't get rid of any of the "top brass" in WWE or TNA. So The McMahons, Hunter, and the Jarretts, etc cannot be changed.

[Fox]

Vince McMahon sells the video libraries, rights and trademarks of World Championship Wrestling to Dixie Carter and Jerry Jarrett. TNA then becomes WCW and gets a primetime slot on SpikeTV, directly competing with RAW.

[loopydate]

Ted Turner decides he wants to get back into wrestling and hires Eric Bischoff & Paul Heyman away from WWE to head up the booking team. He puts Bischoff in charge of signing talent and gives Heyman control over storylines.

[tucsonspeed6]

The government turns all of the wrestlers into secret agents who go and bust up drug rings and organized crime :shifty:

[redoneja]

WWE gets blacklisted from television.

[Kane Knight]

TNA gets picked up by NBC after the Rock signs a six month deal.

[PullMyFinger]

Vince McMahon gets caught fucking Dixie Carter backstage on Raw or at a TNA Taping!

Vince McMahon makes a porn movie with Dixie Carter.

etc etc you get the point. LOLLLL

[McLegend]

Dixie Carter is hot

[FourFifty]

Jeff Jarrett bangs Steph, LIVE on Impact!
Wait, nevermind, only 4 people would be watching it.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

HHH makes an up and comer look good, arf arf

[The Heat]

I've always wondered how well TNA would do if Bischoff and/or Paul Heyman were booking.....

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Dixie Carter is hot


Fuck yeah.

I would tap that

[Skippord]

PIC? HHH Eats a puppy live on TV

[darkpower]

Xero...i just want to say...your signature is too fucking funny. :rofl:

Vince McMahon reveals that he's really a woman taking roids and with the worst case of camel toe EVER!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Paul Heyman doesn't re-sign with the WWE and goes to TNA. The Rock makes an appeaance or two with TNA.

ROH also gets a PPV deal.

[Skippord]

God Actually appears at Backlash

[darkpower]

Bret Hart suddenly appears on RAW to resurrect Eddie Guererro and has a party in the ring with all of the smart marks who made that event happen on air.

[Nowhere Man]

The entire McMahon family has a horrible car accident, colliding with the entire Jarrett family's car. No survivors.

[Skippord]

Chris Sabin shoots up the WWE offices

[Schoenauer]

Vince, desperate for money creates WWE: The Animated Series
Fine example of a scene:
Triple H: You're jobbing to me next week... so get over it.
Cena: Aw hell no! I ain't jobbing to some punk like you!
Triple H: WHAAAAAT?! *Triple H gut kicks him and gets ready to pedigree him*
Triple H: PEEEEEEEDIIIIGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Triple H does a grossly exaggerated pedigree that causes the whole floor surrounding him to crater*