If you were to shoot...

[Xero]

If you saw a live mic on the ground at a televised event within reaching distance, and had exactly five seconds to say something ON TV (it wouldn't be censored, I know it wouldn't be more than one second if that for real), what would it be?

[Batsu]

"WWF!! WWF!! WWF!!! WWF!!!"

[TerranRich]

"MELINA IS REALLY A MAAAAAANNN!!! That is all."

[Bad Company]

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT.

[Xero]

"VINCE MCMAHON TAKES STEROIDS! OOOOOH YEAH!"

Macho_Style!

[Skippord]

FUCK THE JEWS



-Or-




FUCKJERKS

[Xero]

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CHAIN GANG SHEEP! BAD APPLES FTW!

[Kane Knight]

Soundbyte style:

"Hey Vince, you're all about Sports Entertainment, howabout you try Entertaining us once in a while?"

Or "JERICHO FTW!"

[Xero]

"YOU'RE MISSING TWO SIDES! DANIELS SENDS HIS BEST!"

[Skippord]

SODOMY

[Londoner]

'John Cena and Rey Mysterio are the two of the worst title reigns in years'

[Londoner]

Or...

'Cena and Rey make me want to switch the channel over'

[Innovator]

Bababooey bababooey

[Londoner]

Just thought of another...

'I am a WRESTLING GOD!!!'

(even though ive never wrestled before in my life...)

[loopydate]

"HEY! YOU DROPPED YOUR MICROPHONE!"

[Innovator]

-I hate Super Dragon

-CM PUNK

-Hail Sabin [/skippord]

[Kane Knight]

Wait...

"Triple H! I'm calling you out!"

After which, I would taser him in the nuts.

[JH]

Vince Loves For Michael Jackson To Beat It

[94 SVT Cobra]

ITS LIKE 2002 TIMES TEN VINCE!!!TIMES TEN!!!.....VROOOOM FTW!

[Mister Sinister]

"YOU'RE MISSING TWO SIDES! DANIELS SENDS HIS BEST!"

You are the Man!!!

Of course, we all know, I'm just a stupid TNA Mark

[Mister Sinister]

Vince fears Jeff Jarrett

[Destor]

Vince fears Jeff Jarrett Try saying that out loud and not laughing.

[NeanderCarl]

"Anyone know what time the wrestling starts?"

[Corkscrewed]

tpww.net c-fedding is better than this!!

[Skippord]

CHRIS FUCKING SABIN

[SammyG]

UUUMMAAAAAGGAAAA!!

[Pinnacle Charisma]

"The wwe needs Mondo"

[Skippord]

I would shoot s-hole in the head

[Shadow]

JEFF HARDY NEEDS MORE POT!

[FourFifty]

Attention Wrestling Fans: The WWE Thinks you are stupid & if you like Cena they're right!

or

I STILL REMEMBER!!!!!

[TerranRich]

"WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT!?!? SHOW YOURSELF!!!"

[FourFifty]

"The sad thing is I'll watch this next week!"

"OHMYGOD, VITO JUST GRABBED MY NUTSACK!"

[Xero]

"THIS IS TUESDAY!"

[Mister Sinister]

I keep the Mic hidden till a Edge Match

When he hits a Spear


GORE! GORE!! GORE!!!!

[The MAC]

take your pick :

1. YOU'LL FUCK ECW UP!

2. cock , puss , mother fucker, bitch, ass, slut

3. FUCK THE FCC

4. VINCE LOVES INCEST

5. Bret is on TNA now! CHANGE THE CHANNEL

6. MATT HARDY WILL NOT DIE!

7. FUCK PANDA'S

8. VINCE HAS A SMALL PENIS

9. JOHN CENA IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH WRESTLING TODAY

10. BATISTA WHAT BRAND OF 'RIODS DO YOU USE?

11. ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME IMPACT STARTS?

[addy2hotty]

Vince! Tonight's show is MAKE OR BREAK for you!

[FourFifty]

*during Chris Master's entrance*
"It's times like this I miss X-Pac!"

[The MAC]

*STOP THE SHOW THIS IS A SPOT DRUG/STERIOD INSPECTION

[Disturbed316]

"I SEE YOUR BALD SPOT SHAWN!"

[TerranRich]

"THIS IS GOD. SHAWN MICHAELS...I HATE YOU. THAT IS ALL."

[St. Jimmy]

(when rey comes out)
"WHY THE FUCK CAN'T HUNTER WORK TUESDAYS?!"

[FourFifty]

(When they try to push Cena down our throats as a face)
*insert fart noise here*
or
PISS BREAK!

[TerranRich]

[When Mark Henry comes out]

"NOOOOOO!!! DON'T EAT MEEEE!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

[Xero]

*Rey enters the ring*
"A child has entered the ring. If this is your child, please come and claim it."

[Schoenauer]

*Eugene comes out*
HIS NAME IS NICK DINSMORE, AND HE'S NOT A RETARD!!

[Rob]

"Vince fucks Stephanie"

[Schoenauer]

I actually thought of another one. Gorillaz fans should know what I'm shooting.

*Cena comes out*
"REJECT FALSE ICONS!!!!!!"

[FourFifty]

*Randy Orton comes out*
"Ladies, HIDE YOUR PURSES!!!"

"What do you mean I have to blow Vito to get a refund?"

[SammyG]

KATIE VICK LIVES!

[FourFifty]

^
Better yet...
"I FUCKED KATIE VICK ON MAY 19th, AND MY NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!"

[SammyG]

I would seriously die laughing if someone just screamed UMMAAAGAAAA.

[Kane Knight]

"Adam! I'm gonna make your life a living Hell!"

[Xero]

*Kane comes out*
"MAY 19TH IS WHEN KANE FIGURED OUT HE WAS GAY FOR TAKER!"

[Kane Knight]

I would seriously die laughing if someone just screamed UMMAAAGAAAA.

I'd laugh if UMAGA cae out and someone said "Did I just say...Three Minutes?"

[Xero]

"LITA! I HAVE ABOUT 500 PEOPLE HERE WHO CLAIM THAT YOU HAD THEIR CHILDREN!"

[SammyG]

WE WANT JERICHOOOO

[Kane Knight]

*Kane comes out*
"MAY 19TH IS WHEN KANE FIGURED OUT HE WAS GAY FOR TAKER!"

No, you dumbass...May 19th is when they make their annual fishing trip to Vickback Mountain.

Voice: May 19th...
Kane: I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!

[FourFifty]

"I thought I bought tickets for Impact!"

[SammyG]

Hey Booker! I still remember!

[Evolution]

I thought this was the line for Metallica!

When do we get a new Raw GM?

[Kane Knight]

Oh, shit man, wiggers are still in?

[Just John]

RAW FEARS RATINGS

[Kane Knight]

THIS ISN'T SPONGEBOB!

[Just John]

*points*

LOOK ITS THE GOODYEAR BLIMP

*everyone looks*

SUCKERSSS

[Disturbed316]

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO MOVE YOUR CAR!

[Shadow]

THERE IS A LARGE FORI...OH. IT'S JUST MARK HENRY! NEVER MIND!

[Disturbed316]

THAT GUY'S NOT DEAD, HE'S JUST A BIG FAT PHONY!

[Disturbed316]

WHEREN'T YOU IN A PRISION FOOTBALL TEAM?

[tucsonspeed6]

"It has come to my attention that there is some bad red rope liccorice circulating throughout the crowd...."

[Kane Knight]

"Hey Cena! It's not a fad!"

[Xero]

"CHUCK NORRIS IS HURRR... Oh, wait, it's just Taker..."

[KingofOldSchool]

"No more late fees!"

[TerranRich]

"HUSTLE. LOYALTY. COCKSUCKING."