Pre season Football questionaire

[Rob]

Stolen from Four Four Two magazine via UKFF

Answer the following about your team.

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
Your team's young player to watch ?
Most important player ?
Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
Is (name of manager) the right man for the job ?
Have you got any advice for him ?
Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
What place will your team get ?

[Rob]

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
- Winning the Premiership

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
- Winning nothing and watching Chelsea in 3 in a row titles and Liverpool winnng anything.

Your team's young player to watch ?
- Still gonna be Rooney and Ronaldo. From the others, I'd say Phil Bardsley or Pep Rossi depend on how often they play. Richie Jones will probably go out on loan.

Most important player ?
- Rooney or the new centre midfielder when we get one.

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
- Silvestre

Is Alex Ferguson the right man for the job ?
- Absolutely. Bullshit about him being past it is bitterness. He'll evolve the team like he always has.

Have you got any advice for him ?
- Spend! Spend Spend!

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
- Liverpool and Chelsea as usual.

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
- From me personally, Lampard, Terry, Carragher and Robbie Savage. To name but a few.

What place will your team get ?
- Right now, I'll say 2nd because we have yet to sign anyone. Chelsea have Ballack and probably Shevchenko so we are playing catch up already.

[toxic rooster]

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

I'd love to say we'd be pushing for a Champions League spot, but being realistic it would be the UEFA Cup we'd be looking at.

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

Relegation

Your team's young player to watch ?

David Wheater, 19 yo central defender. Played for a couple of junior England teams, solid performances in the FA Youth Cup, has only played a handful of top team games though. Tonnes of potential, will be looked at as a possible future replacement for Southgate, who is 36 this year.

Most important player ?

Southgate

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

A few months ago, I would have said Viduka for being such a lazy cunt, or even Schwarzer for not being committed to the club. Now, I'm not so sure.

Is nobody the right man for the job ?

Definitely not. I feel that for the Boro manager to be right for this club, he has to actually exist.

Have you got any advice for him ?

Yeah, start existing.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

The big 3 and Newcastle. Oh, and Pompey. That's a quarter of the Premiership right there.

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

Dunno

What place will your team get ?

8th

[Rob Ban Fan]

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
Finish mid table.

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
Relegation has never really been that big of a deal to me but i spose that.

Your team's young player to watch ?
I guess Gary O'Neil doesn't count now, since everyone should know who he is by now. So i'll say Richard Duffy. Spent this season on loan to Coventry, picked up some caps for Wales in world cup qualifying.

Most important player ?
Gary O'Neil or Pedro Mendes.

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
Richard Hughes, tries hard, gives 100% but isn't good enough, need to get rid of players like him if we're to move on.

Is Harry Redknapp the right man for the job ?
For the time being. It remains to be seen what he can do. He's known for being able to get the best out of teams on a limited budget and in the past when he was given money he squandered it on shite whilst at West Ham. So we'll see what he can do with a bit of Sacha's money.

Have you got any advice for him ?
Sometimes, when things go wrong, it is YOUR fault, take some blame once in a while.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
Middlesbrough, just so we can have the same thing we get every season "oooh look at what a big club we are, UEFA Cup, we took your best player." only for them to fail to beat us. Oops.

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
James Beattie, Wayne Bridge, El Hadji Diouf.

What place will your team get ?
16th

[RoXer]

Arizona Cardinals

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
Winning the NFC West

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
Finishing under .500

Your team's young player to watch ?
MATT LIENART or Leonard Pope

Most important player ?
EDGEjerrin James. Needs to spread out the D.

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
Josh McCown (and they did :) )

Is (name of manager) the right man for the job ?
Yes. He has all the tools and all the pieces of the puzzle for a great team. Now, they just need to win.

Have you got any advice for him ?
WIN. For christ sake, if you can't muster an above .500 season this year, then you need to DIE.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
Seattle, Dallas, Oakland, Denver

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
McCown I guess

What place will your team get ?
Probably 2nd :(

[Ogen]

Aston Villa


What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

New chairman, new manager, fresh ideas and a top 10 finish.

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

We go down, simple really.

Your team's young player to watch ?

Davis and Luke Moore if they still count otherwise Cahill.

Most important player ?

Milner if we complete the signing.

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

McCann but I suppose not without a replacement and its time for Berson to move on hes not been anything near a success and again with a replacement I suppose its time for Angel to say goodbye.

Is (name of manager) the right man for the job ?

No, theres such a lack of passion its just depressing he reckons we should be happy enough with our season and just constantly bemoans his circumstances rather than doing anything about it.

Have you got any advice for him ?

Yeah, fuck off.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

Boro but thats my own personal little hate.

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

Whats Savage up to next year hes a right cunt.

What place will your team get ?

18th I really think we're in trouble here but if things change theres no reason that can't become 10th.

[Wengerland]

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
Play-offs.

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
Relegation, given the tightness of the league.

Your team's young player to watch ?
Well Richard Stearman's had a full season in the first team so i'll say James Wesolowski if he can go long enough without breaking a leg.

Most important player ?
Paddy McCarthy or Iain Hume

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
Momo Sylla, the lazy cunt.

Is Rob Kelly the right man for the job ?
He deserves a chance after the end to the season, he's probably more of a coach than a manager though. Have to see his signings and such like.

Have you got any advice for him ?
Work on set pieces. At both ends.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
Coventry, Derby, Leeds, Hull

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
Darren Huckerby off the top of my head, can't think of many more. Rob Hulse.

What place will your team get ?
11th

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Leicester City

What is the best thing that can happen this season ? Promotion via the Playoffs
And the worst thing that can happen this season ? Relegation
Your team's young player to watch ? James Wesolowski
Most important player ? Iain Hume
Who would you like the team to get rid of ? Mark de Vries, Momo Sylla and Rab Douglas
Is Rob Kelly the right man for the job ? Seemingly
Have you got any advice for him ? Never pick Momo Sylla again and Danny Tiatto isn't a winger.
Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ? Derby, Hull, Leeds, Cov and Villa in the cup hopefully.
Which opposing players will get the most stick ? Not sure, Wise is Swindon manager now.
What place will your team get ? 12th

[Nervous Ferret]

New York Jets :)

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
make the playoffs
And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
0-16
Your team's young player to watch ?
Justin Miller. New no. 2 corner will return at least 2 punts for TDs :)
Most important player ?
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
John Abraham (and they did :) )
Is (name of manager) the right man for the job ?
I dunno, Mangini might be the next Belichek, but I doubt it
Have you got any advice for him ?
GET A BACKUP QB
Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
Patriots, Miami
Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
Tom Brady
What place will your team get ?
3rd :(

[LK]

Aberdeen

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?

Make it into the UEFA Cup and win a cup

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?

Relegation

Your team's young player to watch ?

Chris Macguire

Most important player ?

Russell Anderson

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?

Richie Byrne and Darren Mackie

Is Jimmy Calderwood the right man for the job ?

Yes even though he can be an infuriating cunt.

Have you got any advice for him ?

Play people in their right positions and stop speaking pish in the media.

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?

Rangers and Hearts

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?

Paul Hartley, Neil Lennon, Steven Pressley and any other cheating Hearts bastards.

What place will your team get ?

4th

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Fuck off, Neil Lennon is a legend. :mad:

[CSL]

<font color=white>What is the best thing that can happen this season ?Winning the treble. Realistically, winning the Prem or the Champions League

And the worst thing that can happen this season ? Chelsea doing 3 in a row, United finishing out of the top 2.

Your team's young player to watch ? Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo. We should see more of Rossi this year as well

Most important player ? Wayne Rooney

Who would you like the team to get rid of ? Patrice Evra (it's him or Silvestre. We damn sure don't need both of 'em. We'll see how Patrice gets on)

Is Fergie the right man for the job ? Damn right

Have you got any advice for him ? Sort out the RVN situation

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ? Chelsea, Liverpool & Arsenal

Which opposing players will get the most stick ? The entire Chelsea team

What place will your team get ? 2nd

[Rob]

Fuck off, Neil Lennon is a legend. :mad:

Might have been in Leicester but he is a filthy little cunt in Scotland.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

What is the best thing that can happen this season ?
Promotion and WBA being relegated

And the worst thing that can happen this season ?
No promotion plus WBA being promoted

Your team's young player to watch ?
Mark Davies

Most important player ?
Errrm...they're all going to be sold :$

Who would you like the team to get rid of ?
Seol, Ganea, Frankowski, Naylor, Kennedy, Gyepes, Craddock...

Is (name of manager) the right man for the job ?
No

Have you got any advice for him ?
Fuck off

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ?
WBA and the Bluenoses. And Norwich, because I hate their fans.

Which opposing players will get the most stick ?
Anybody for the first two of the above

What place will your team get ?
5th

[Flair Wooo]

What is the best thing that can happen this season ? Winning prem

And the worst thing that can happen this season ? Utd wining the league or champs league

Your team's young player to watch ? Gonzalez.. if he arives on time :(

Most important player ? Gerrard :D

Who would you like the team to get rid of ? Cisse

Is (name of manager) the right man for the job ? Abso fucking lutly!!

Have you got any advice for him ? Just carry on doing the brilliant job you are doing..and oh yeah buy a decent striker (i know he will :D)

Which teams are you especially looking forward to defeat ? Man usa, Chelsea , Everton

Which opposing players will get the most stick ? Them man usa cunts
What place will your team get ? 1st!