What makes you a wrestling dork

[Stickman]

Seeing how we're all wrestling dorks due to the fact that a) we watch wrestling and b) we visit wrestling websites, what else makes you feel like a complete dork when it comes to wrestling? For me, any time I see a ladder I look to see if it can be climbed from both sides and how high it is. Also, anytime I see a folding table I wonder if anybody can be thrown through it without getting caught up in a metal frame.

[Skippord]

Every time I see a folding Table and a ladder I want to knock someone onto the table and Swanton off of the ladder

[Disturbed316]

I still buy the figures, although it's only from the classic range. Apart from Carlito and Ken Kennedy :heart:

[Skippord]

Also I visit this website frequently(Join Up we need members) http://theswl.12.forumer.com/index.php

[Xero]

I have an entire dresser drawer full of wrestling DVDs.

I have about six boxes in my closet full of wrestling tapes from 1997 to 2005.

I wear wrestling shirts out places.

I have figures in my room in random places, including on a DVD rack, my stereo and a lamp.

I have, but don't use, an Undertaker toothbrush.

[James Steele]

I cut promos in the shower and think of storylines while daydreaming and/or bored.

[Xero]

I cut promos in the shower and think of storylines while daydreaming and/or bored.
I've commentated a Royal Rumble final four in the shower.

:shifty:

[loopydate]

I wish I had a digital camera, so I could make my own <a href="http://hwatv2.tripod.com/p1.htm">HWA</a>.

I use the phrase "mark out" almost every day.

I put together a DVD for a wrestler I know...for free. Just because I enjoyed the work. (Well, and also becuase he said he'd pass it around to other promoters to try and find me work. That was before I decided to move to Florida. But that's beside the point)

[Skippord]

I cut promos in the shower and think of storylines while daydreaming and/or bored.
Me too

[Skippord]

Also I say thank Sabin instead of god

[Dorkchop]

I'm a wrestling dorkchop. My nick name came from the greatest wrestling tag team of all time. People actually call me "Dorkchop" in person. I love it.

[Stickman]

I also forgot about my purchase of wrestling DVD's. I dont' buy many, but I have a few

[James Steele]

I wish I had a digital camera, so I could make my own HWA (http://hwatv2.tripod.com/p1.htm).

I use the phrase "mark out" almost every day.

I put together a DVD for a wrestler I know...for free. Just because I enjoyed the work. (Well, and also becuase he said he'd pass it around to other promoters to try and find me work. That was before I decided to move to Florida. But that's beside the point)
This is ROFL:

http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting1.JPG
(Ted): Welcome back HWA fans, I'm here with the one and only Sting. Last week Sting, you came face to face with the Warrior, and you almost got a hand on him when...
(Sting): ...when the creep disappeared! I have no clue where he went or where he came from Ted.
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting2.JPG
(Sting): But all the Little Stingers know that The Warrior and I go way back. We used to hang in California before I became a wrestler and he became...um...a Warrior, but I don't know what his deal is here. Warrior, if you want to hang again, that's cool and I know you got in HWA because you needed some action in your crazy life. But hear me on this Warrior, if you're stalking me because you think taking the Stinger out is the best way to reach the top, well, you're barking up the wrong tree you fruitcake.
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting3.JPG
(Sting)...Now Ted, aside from that.
(Bischoff): They can't hear us Typhoon, but the Warrior just appeared behind Sting!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting4.JPG
(Warrior): STING, THE TIME OF YOUR TRAVEL AND PASSAGE IS TO COMMENCE AT THIS JUNCTION. AND IN TRIBUTE TO MR RODGERS I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE, WHERE HUNDREDS OF WARRIORS WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE REVELATION OF LIGHT AND MIGHTINESS! FEEL THE CALLING OF THE WARRIOR STING AND TAKE NOTE OF MY WRATH, AS MY VENGEANCE FOR PAST WRONG SHALL COME TO EXPAND AND EXPLODE. SPEAK TO MY WARRIORSSSSSS!.
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting5.JPG
(Warrior): THE STINGER IS ONE WITHOUT COURAGE AND HONOR, AND LITTLE STINGERS WHO FOLLOW HIM SHALL SUFFER NOW THAT WARRIOR IS HERE!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting6.JPG
(Warrior): FEEL THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR BUSTER YOU HEATHEN!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting7.JPG
(Warrior): THE JUDGMENT OF STING HAS COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN AND IN TIME THE SENTENCE SHALL BE CARRIED OUT BY THE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting8.JPG
(Bischoff): That wack job is finally leaving, he's left the Stinger out cold!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting9.JPG
(HTM): Oh yeah, looks like Honky just found himself a hunka hunka beaten Stinger! Someone took him to heartbreak hotel.
(Bischoff): What is the goof the Honky Tonk Man doing, Sting beat him easily last week.
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting10.JPG
(HTM): Million Dollar Man, Honky needs you to help me sing a little blues for the Stinger, get down and count a pinfall for me!
(Typhoon): This is brilliant, I think we're going to have a rematch right here and now Easy E!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting11.JPG
(Bischoff): And Ted is counting the pinfall, surely this will not go in the record books!
http://hwatv2.tripod.com/Sting12.JPG
(Typhoon): That was great! Honky just pinned the Stinger in under 10 seconds, he's the best wrestler alive.
(Bischoff): I can't believe it, fans, we'll be right back...

[loopydate]

I wish I could find the links to his other shows. I actually started a thread about making a new one of those a while back, and I actually wrote a script for it, I just never managed to both be in possession of a borrowed digital camera and be alone at my parents' house (where all my old WWF toys are).

It was going to be greatness. Aw, hell, when they get back from vacation, I'll just do it then. Who cares if I have to have an awkward conversation to explain why I need to borrow their camera for a couple of hours?

[redoneja]

Like Jamesteele and others, I think of promos and storylines when bored/daydreaming. Also I have a bookcase of wrestling tapes ranging from around 1992-present, plus some random older stuff and newer DVDs. I use 'kayfabe' in my everyday speech. I spend hundreds of dollars each year buying RoH and other promotion's dvds. I find matches I like and study them over and over, move for move. Currently, I'm 'studying' the American Dragon/James Gibson match from Glory by Honor IV.

[Innovator]

When you feel rushed, you remember that....YOU HAVE UNTIL 5!

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Where do I start


I also say "mark out" alot.

I found out that two of my workmates also liked wrestling so I proposed that we should form a faction. I would be the maineventer while the other guy (who is much bigger than me) would be my muscle ala Tyson Tomoko or Batista with Evoulotion. And I asked the other wrestling fan who happened to be a girl if she could be my valet.

When I get angry at people I also cut promos.

I do wrestling entrance moves on the dancefloor

[Innovator]

you do the Randy Orton pose when you win in darts

[redoneja]

And when you see someone running perpendicular to you, the first thing that comes into your mind is "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NCE!!!!!"

[redoneja]

PERIOD.

[Skippord]

Also everytime me and my brother fight I spear him and use the Triangle Choke

[James Steele]

Whenver I mess around with my friends I always put them in submissions. It is amazing how effective the Tazmission is.

[redoneja]

lol, I usually just end using a simple jujitsu armbar or keylock americana while my friends go for submissions like the sharpshooter and the figure four. But if I can lock in a rear naked choke, I'm all over it.

[Skippord]

Oh yeah I use the Tazzmission too

[GoodByeJBL]

dose the master lock / tazzmission really make you pass out

[redoneja]

Or I just pull an Iron Shiek and put them in a CAMEL CLUTCH LIKE I WOULD B BRIAN BLEH AND I BREAK HIS FUCKING BACK AND FUCK HIM IN HIS ASS.

[redoneja]

dose the master lock / tazzmission really make you pass out

The Masterlock is just a full nelson, and no you won't pass out from it. The Tazmission is actually a variant of a jujitsu/judo blood choke and if applied correctly, can render someone unconscious in a mere matter of seconds.

[Xero]

The Masterlock is just a full nelson, and no you won't pass out from it. The Tazmission is actually a variant of a jujitsu/judo blood choke and if applied correctly, can render someone unconscious in a mere matter of seconds.
The Masterlock can break your neck, though.

And the Tazmission's name is the Katahajime, or is a variant of it.

[loopydate]

you do the Randy Orton pose when you win in darts

:lol: I do that when I make a good shot playing pool. Of course, none of my friends watch wrestling, so they just think I'm a dick.

[Savio]

I wish I could find the links to his other shows. I actually started a thread about making a new one of those a while back, and I actually wrote a script for it, I just never managed to both be in possession of a borrowed digital camera and be alone at my parents' house (where all my old WWF toys are).

It was going to be greatness. Aw, hell, when they get back from vacation, I'll just do it then. Who cares if I have to have an awkward conversation to explain why I need to borrow their camera for a couple of hours?:lol::nono:

[redoneja]

The Masterlock can break your neck, though.

And the Tazmission's name is the Katahajime, or is a variant of it.


Correct and Correct. Kata-ha-jime.

[Innovator]

Whenever you walk into your room singing "OLE OLEOLEOLE...OLE OLE" your roommates get out of whatever they're sitting in

[Destor]

I put on a spedo and go out in front of a couple hundred to a thousand people on any given night. And trust me, spedos make you a dork automatically.

[RGWhat316]

I wear wrestling shirts quite often in public. Since I usually buy a new one at every show, so being in the Detroit area, I have a number of shirts.

I occasionally do poses and catch phrases to people.

I buy a bunch of the DVD's.

Even though it's rare, sometimes to mess with people, I'll attempt to do the ankle lock, or any other variety of moves.

And I usually write down the results of shows and ppv's.

[BlackDawn2024]

The Orton pose is a part of my everyday life.

[jindrak]

I rent a table at the local mall and hold autograph sessions.

Plus, people refer to me as the neighborhood icon.

[The Fitz]

Sigh...:-\
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3j7FvnFuVk

[Skippord]

I accidentally crotch Chop myself in the testicle on a regular basis

[OverTaker]

When i'm just bored sittin in the dark, i'll ignite my lighter and start hummin Kanes entrance music.

[korinkahn]

I have a dual DVD/VCR Player and I switch between Wrestling tapes and DVDs

[Stickman]

Ah yes, the Tazmission does come in handy.

[JohnnyA]

'92 Royal Rumble makes me mark out like a little fucking girl.

Especially when Piper no-sells Flair's atomic drop then pokes him in the eyes. I weep with joy.