Things You Never Wanted To Know About Wrestlers

[TerranRich]

From http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/nowit'spersonal:

WWE.com: Last book you read?
Candice: I don’t read.
Don't? Or CAN'T??

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure?
Brian Kendrick: “Taking care of myself.”
Ewwww. Spanky spanks himself!

WWE.com: What’s on your iPod?
Paul Heyman: Naked pictures of your wife.
Hardy har, good one, Paul E.

WWE.com: Last book you read?
Paul Heyman: An Unsatisfied Woman, by your wife.
Um, okay. You just killed it.

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure.
Paul Heyman: ‘Taking care of myself.”
What the fuck is up with these guys announcing they masturbate? We get it!

WWE.com: Favorite actor or actress?
Tommy Dreamer: Kane and Jenna Jameson.
Yeah, nice try. Kane doesn't count. But Jenna sure does. :naughty:

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure?
Tommy Dreamer: Jenna Jameson
Probably while "taking care of himself".

WWE.com: Favorite guilty pleasure?
J.B.L.: "Taking care of Palmer Cannon."
Nah, just kiddin'. I made that last one up.

So much I never wanted to know about any of the roster.

[Team Sheep]

WWE.com: Baseball, football or basketball?
Paul Heyman: None of the above. I don’t like any sports that are fake.

:wtf:

[Xero]

LOL, they're trying to put Heyman down it looks like. That's not even a Kayfabe interview, one of the writers wrote that shit.

[owenbrown]

Ok they have officially run out of shit to put on WWE.com. :shifty:

[Xero]

Tomorrow on WWE.com....

WWE.com has learned that Triple H, real name Paul Levesque, was spotted at a supermarket purchasing Captain Crunch cereal. An hour later, our source said, he was upset with the prize inside and promptly returned the half-eaten box of cereal to the store. We'll have more details on this devolving story as soon as possible.

[James Steele]

:lol:

Is it that fucking hard to get the wrestlers to give their own sarcastic answers?

[TerranRich]

Notice how Kennedy, for a very entertaining and charismatic person, has the most boring Q&A out of the four of them? Like he can't be bothered to answer some shit questions on the web site. :lol:

[Kris P Lettus]

95% of people masturbate, the other 5% lie about it..

[Dorkchop]

I like little Q and As like that.

Brian Kendrick and I have the same favorite cereal: Count Chocula.

[The Show Off]

95% of people masturbate, the other 5% lie about it..

No no no, 95% of people masturdate 4% lie about it, 1% have no arms.

[TerranRich]

Worst torture ever: Give an armless man a double-dose of Viagra and lock him in solitary confinement for 2 days.

[Xero]

Worst torture ever: Give an armless man a double-dose of Viagra and lock him in solitary confinement for 2 days.
Solution: Chew off leg, put in mouth, rub.

[Disturbed316]

I really wanted to know that stuff.

[Mr. Nerfect]

LMAO at Brian Kendrick and Paul Heyman. I think stuff like this is kind of good. Gets stuff out there on some lesser known guys.

[Dorkchop]

LMAO at Brian Kendrick and Paul Heyman. I think stuff like this is kind of good. Gets stuff out there on some lesser known guys.

Plus it's just something simple, fun, and up beat. I could probably read things like that for hours.

[Xero]

How much of it is true though? With what Heyman said, it sounds like it was just another push of the ECWWE vs. WWE storyline.

[Corkscrewed]

Solution: Chew off leg, put in mouth, rub.

If you're flexible enough to chew off your own leg without the help of your arms, you can prolly give yourself a blowjob anyway...


Wait, what were we talking about? :shifty:

[darkpower]

Solution: Chew off leg, put in mouth, rub.

So you like foot jobs? :shifty:

[FourFifty]

Am I the only one to think that Kosher Corn Flakes had to be the best answer ever?