Stephanie McMahon goes into labor [Spoilers?]

[Ben Rodrigues]

PWInsider.com is reporting that Stephanie McMahon has gone into labor today and that Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon and Triple H have all left Cleveland (the site of Monday Night Raw tonight) and headed back to Connecticut to be with her.

Because of this, there will be massive changes to Raw tonight in Cleveland. Obviously, the absence of Vince & Shane McMahon and Triple H from the show will make it hard to further the "McMahons vs. DX" storyline at this time.

[The Naitch]

I'd laugh if the baby turned out to be half black

[The Naitch]

or if it was Randy Orton's kid

[Disturbed316]

Or looked like Jericho.

[Volare]

So this baby would be the Prince of The King of Kings

but there is no such thing as a Prince-King


I gave myself a headache

[James Steele]

Or looked like Jericho.

Jericho's talent with McMahon pull *cumshot*

[Stickman]

I bet it'll look just like Vince.

[Ben Rodrigues]

I bet it'll look just like Vince.

Are you implying something? :wtf:

[Arnold HamNegger]

Has Motorhead done a delivery theme?

[Kane Knight]

No McMahons? No DX? This is the best thing to happen since...Fuck.

[TerranRich]

LOL, RAW is fucked tonight, schedule-wise. Maybe the Spirit Squad will defend the titles against the Highlanders as the main event.



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I'M ROBBIE!!

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK takes on The Vampire from ECVelocity in the Main Event.

[Skippord]

5 on 1 with Michaels again?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL, RAW is fucked tonight, schedule-wise. Maybe the Spirit Squad will defend the titles against the Highlanders as the main event.



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I'M ROBBIE!!

Ironically enough, that's been signed for Raw tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

The show will probably be built around Cena/Edge, Orton/Hogan tonight.

[Innovator]

Jericho's talent with McMahon pull *cumshot*It's like the Blade of wrestlers

[St. Jimmy]

No, with KK's luck it's going to be 4 - 30 Minute Iron Man Matches with 5 different jobbers facing the Squad.

[Kane Knight]

Ironically enough, that's been signed for Raw tonight.

What's Ironic? It was hyped last week. He was playing on it.

[Kane Knight]

No, with KK's luck it's going to be 4 - 30 Minute Iron Man Matches with 5 different jobbers facing the Squad.

Does Smackdown have 5 wrestlers left?

[Skippord]

Until their livers act up

[Savio]

Vince was right steph does have bad timing.

[Stickman]

No McMahons? No DX? This is the best thing to happen since...Fuck.

I wouldn't be surprised if her giving birth is on Raw.

[ClockShot]

I wouldn't be surprised if her giving birth is on Raw.

Mae Young and Lita were enough dude.

[Kane Knight]

I wouldn't be surprised if her giving birth is on Raw.

God, can you imagine the reaction to that blade job?

[jimmy012345]

Or looked like Jericho.


or maybe its macho man randy savage's baby

[Kane Knight]

I'd laugh if it came out orange and playing air guitar.

[Schoenauer]

I'd laugh if it came out with a Slim Jim and said "OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!"

[Arnold HamNegger]

Or if it came out wearing a gold medal and put Steph in the ankle lock.

[Skippord]

Or if it came out with a robe and put her in the Figure 4

[JH]

or if it came out and gave steph sweet chin music

[Azriel]

or if it came out in purple and black tights, put on some shades and put Vince in the Sharpshooter

[Skippord]

Or if it came out and gave her the Samoan Spike

[Arnold HamNegger]

Or if it came out with a robe and put her in the Figure 4
"I'm gonna take your tits for a ride on Space Mountain...WHHHOOOOO!!!"

[FourFifty]

The kid is going to be born with "Drug Free' tattooed on its knuckles.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Wearing white pants and knocks the doctor out with a guitar.
"Spank that Slapnuts!"

[Schoenauer]

I'd laugh if it came out saying "I'm the product of your semen"

[Flair Wooo]

I'd laugh if it came out going WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Cactus Sid]

I'd laugh if it died......

:nono:

That's not fucking neccessary

[FourFifty]

It's going to come out doing the worm!!!



Well can anyone else explain why Scotty 2 Hotty still has a job?

[Skippord]

I'd laugh if it came out and hit the Unprettier on Vince

[Savio]

She's gonna have quintuplets.

[FourFifty]

All jokes aside I'd like to wish good luck to the new parents.

[Skippord]

The Spirit Squad?

[Savio]

TRAIN'd

[SammyG]

Congrats to Paul and Stephanie :)

[The Greater Power]

I posted more about it in the RAW thread.

I'm not sure if it was legit, but it seemed like it.

[Corkscrewed]

Heh... a couple of weeks ago, they faked her labor on RAW, and this time, it's actually on RAW! :lol:

Well, congrats to Steph and Paul anyway.

[Skippord]

Paul Heyman

[The One]

I'd laugh if it came out with Hunter's noise and Steph's voice...wait no then I have to see it every week in 18 years...

Nevermind, that would be terrible. Absolutly horrid. :nono:

[Xero]

I'm calling it: Youngest WWE champion at 3 weeks.

[Volare]

The real question is...Who will job first to the Princess of Kings

[KingofOldSchool]

Chris Jericho

[OverTaker]

The baby just said, "LISTEN TO ME! MY NAME IS ARMANDO Alejandro EsssssstradaAAAAAAA!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL @ WWE.com

It's a girl
Stephanie McMahon and her husband Triple H welcomed their new daughter into the world.

Nice kayfabe there</font> :o

[Volare]

it's Brilliant now we got a storyline of who the real father is

[Xero]

(In a few weeks)

Stephanie: No, Paul, you're not the father.

*GASP*

Triple H: :eek:

Stephanie: Daddy, I know you won't be happy, but the father of your granddaughter is...

I'M BACK! AND I'M BETTER THAN EVER!

Vince: :eek: :mad:

[OverTaker]

LOL :y:

[Skippord]

(In a few weeks)

Stephanie: No, Paul, you're not the father.

*GASP*

Triple H: :eek:

Stephanie: Daddy, I know you won't be happy, but the father of your granddaughter is...

54321 BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

Vince: :eek: :mad:

[OverTaker]

(In a few weeks)

Stephanie: No, Paul, you're not the father.

*GASP*

Triple H: :eek:

Stephanie: Daddy, I know you won't be happy, but the father of your granddaughter is...

KENNY!!!!!!!

Vince: :eek: :mad:

[Volare]

Bingo

[Xero]

(In a few weeks)

Stephanie: No, Paul, you're not the father.

*GASP*

Triple H: :eek:

Stephanie: Daddy, I know you won't be happy, but the father of your granddaughter is...

OOOOH YEAH! DIG IT!

Vince: :eek: :mad:

[Stickman]

Thank God it's a girl.

[Corkscrewed]

lol, I was just gonna mention the total break in kayfabe too w/ the announcement on WWE.com

[FourFifty]

(In a few weeks)

Stephanie: No, Paul, you're not the father.

*GASP*

Triple H: :eek:

Stephanie: Daddy, I know you won't be happy, but the father of your granddaughter is...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vince: :eek: :mad: