GREETINGS!1

[Retarded N00b Man]

Dear TPWW Members,

Greetings! I am the President of the Retarded N00b Foundation. As you may have already noticed, several of our Retarded N00bs have already made appearances on these here forums. I would like to introduce myself as the Retarded Official Flagship Liaison (ROFL) to the n00b community that resides here at TPWW.

You may know of several of my peers. korinkahn is our most valued member. He has Tourette's Syndrome and is a little on the fruity side, but he is somebody we value very much. TakerLover is our youngest member, at 5 years old, and is showing a great deal of promise in someday becoming a real man.

Our other members, like MickieJames (the poster, not the Diva) and wwefan4life have not been seen in quite some time. If any of you have seen them, PLEASE contact me immediately.

On the other hand, the RNF has had to let go of some of our n00bs. Rectal Pertruder graduated from n00bdom long ago. And although he still shows some signs of being retarded, he is still no longer one of us.

I would like to call out all n00bs and show your (virtual) face in this thread. Let's unite, and tell everybody here that we're here, we're n00bish, get used to it!

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7340/n00bpridehc8.jpg

[Skippord]

Ok

[Blitz]

So is this Terran or Xero

[Blitz]

Or possibly Steele.

[Skippord]

For some reason I think Ben Rodrieguez

[Xero]

So is this Terran or Xero
I'm figuring Terran, cause it isn't me.

[DS]

I would throw in a vote for Terran too. It's his photoshop job that gives it away. If it is him that is.

[Skippord]

Yeah its probably Terran

[Kris P Lettus]

So is this Terran or Xero

Exactly what I thought..

[Kris P Lettus]

I shoudl make a site devoted to the Retarded N00b Search, and even have pictures to go with the names.

[JH]

what about kinglacoste

[Retarded N00b Man]

Terran is my ambassador to normalcy. Thanks to him, I have learned proper English grammar and spelling, and I've even managed to avoid asking obvious questions and make a complete fool of myself!

He is also helping me organize the Retarded N00b Search, to find the N00best of the N00bs and award them a cash prize. You see, the Good Lord chose not to bless me with common sense...netiquette...or a fully-functioning brain. I need all the help I can get!

[Retarded N00b Man]

what about kinglacoste
Oh, kinglacoste... *sigh*... You see, one day he used his brand new blowdryer. He failed to read the warning label that read "DO NOT BLOW DRY IN SLEEP", and...well, you can figure out the rest... :'(

[JH]

Oh, kinglacoste... *sigh*... You see, one day he used his brand new blowdryer. He failed to read the warning label that read "DO NOT BLOW DRY IN SLEEP", and...well, you can figure out the rest... :'(

LMFAO


i dont know who this guy is but i like him already

[TerranRich]

Thank you, Man. I'm glad to help anyway I can. I even made that banner for him, which explains the "Photoshop job" some of you may have noticed. They all fucking look the same. I know.

[James Steele]

Why would it be me?

[Loose Cannon]

LOL

[ClockShot]

I sense a great disturbance in the forums.

[D Mac]

Ferrett

[D Mac]

or RP

[James Steele]

Personally, I'd argue your point about RP not being a retard.

[Kane Knight]

Thankfully, I was not suggested as a possible face behind the mask. Unfortunately, I didn't think of this first. :mad:

[mike627]

Dear TPWW Members,

Greetings! I am the President of the Retarded N00b Foundation. As you may have already noticed, several of our Retarded N00bs have already made appearances on these here forums. I would like to introduce myself as the Retarded Official Flagship Liaison (ROFL) to the n00b community that resides here at TPWW.

You may know of several of my peers. korinkahn is our most valued member. He has Tourette's Syndrome and is a little on the fruity side, but he is somebody we value very much. TakerLover is our youngest member, at 5 years old, and is showing a great deal of promise in someday becoming a real man.

Our other members, like MickieJames (the poster, not the Diva) and wwefan4life have not been seen in quite some time. If any of you have seen them, PLEASE contact me immediately.

On the other hand, the RNF has had to let go of some of our n00bs. Rectal Pertruder graduated from n00bdom long ago. And although he still shows some signs of being retarded, he is still no longer one of us.

I would like to call out all n00bs and show your (virtual) face in this thread. Let's unite, and tell everybody here that we're here, we're n00bish, get used to it!

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7340/n00bpridehc8.jpguh,ok..:shifty: Shadow is gonna have to break out the sig..:yes:

[Retarded N00b Man]

wot is sig??//

Anyway, I still have yet to hear from my fellow n00bs. Where are you guys??

[Shadow]

Mike, honey, sweetie, dumbass. Not everything is sig worthy. Especially since this is a gimmick. NOW SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND BE QUIET!

[TerranRich]

Hey Mikey, HE LIKES IT, HE LIKES IT!!

Mikey'll post anything!!

[U-Warrior]

As we travel down that darkifyed desert road, we must remember to use our turn indicators.

The U-Warrior

...or am I?

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrpieification!

[The Naitch]

LOL this is some good shit

[Skippord]

I say we have some n()()b on n()()b thunder dome two n()()bs enter one n()()b leaves

[Lux]

I say we have some n()()b on n()()b thunder dome two n()()bs enter no n()()b leaves

[JH]

As we travel down that darkifyed desert road, we must remember to use our turn indicators.

The U-Warrior

...or am I?

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrpieification!

if i did'nt know better i'd swear this was jim hellwig for real

[Blitz]

His name is Warrior, not "Jim Hellwig" :roll:

[Skippord]

Helwigging dont make the world work

[Impact!]

He should have made his name Warrior Hellwig :shifty:

[Skippord]

Jim Warrior

[Ben Rodrigues]

For some reason I think Ben Rodrieguez

I have not the time nor the energy to create this concept. Get Funky to IP it or something and truthfully the blantent troll persona doesn't come accross as well as those who at least try to seem somewhat legit.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Wait I just read the post... not bad.

[My Final Heaven]

I say we have some n()()b on n()()b thunder dome two n()()bs enter one n()()b leaves

2 Enter! 1 Leaves! 2 Enter! 1 Leaves! 2 Enter! 1 Leaves!

[Corkscrewed]

If it's one, shouldn't it be one leaf?

:shifty:

[RP]

Dear TPWW Members,

Greetings! I am the President of the Retarded N00b Foundation. As you may have already noticed, several of our Retarded N00bs have already made appearances on these here forums. I would like to introduce myself as the Retarded Official Flagship Liaison (ROFL) to the n00b community that resides here at TPWW.

You may know of several of my peers. korinkahn is our most valued member. He has Tourette's Syndrome and is a little on the fruity side, but he is somebody we value very much. TakerLover is our youngest member, at 5 years old, and is showing a great deal of promise in someday becoming a real man.

Our other members, like MickieJames (the poster, not the Diva) and wwefan4life have not been seen in quite some time. If any of you have seen them, PLEASE contact me immediately.

On the other hand, the RNF has had to let go of some of our n00bs. Rectal Pertruder graduated from n00bdom long ago. And although he still shows some signs of being retarded, he is still no longer one of us.

I would like to call out all n00bs and show your (virtual) face in this thread. Let's unite, and tell everybody here that we're here, we're n00bish, get used to it!

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7340/n00bpridehc8.jpg


Nigger i'll kill you!

[St. Jimmy]

RNM 4 MOD 4 REALZ.