View Full Version : Worst Match Possible
Bad Guy
02-07-2004, 03:36 AM
Any wrestlers, any match, any stipulation.
Bad Guy
02-07-2004, 03:41 AM
I'll get you started. Scott Steiner vs A-Train in a 60 minute Iron Man Match.
John la Rock
02-07-2004, 03:45 AM
that's brutal bout how about. Scott Steiner vs Mark Henry vs Nathan Jones in a Triple Threat Iron Match
Bad Guy
02-07-2004, 03:48 AM
that would be botch-a-mania right there.
Vastardikai
02-07-2004, 03:58 AM
Mark Henry vs. Rikishi vs. Big Show: Bra and Panties Match
Mark Henry Vs. Rikishi Vs. Big Show Bra and panties 60 minute iron man match
Rock Bottom
02-07-2004, 04:43 AM
Goldberg vs. Triple H in an I Quit match
*salivating at Bad Guy's pic*
Loose Cannon
02-07-2004, 09:58 AM
****gets hypnotized by Bad Guy's sig :drool: :drool:
But to anwer the question, I would say: Kevin Nash vs Hardcore Holly in a Medical Insurance on a Pole Match
FourFifty
02-07-2004, 10:10 AM
Triple H vs Doom.
I seriously doubt that even Doom could make Triple H sell.
But if Triple H doesn't sell to Doom, in the end it's a victory for Doom.
Doom always wins!
But he won't win the World Title...
Loose Cannon
02-07-2004, 10:20 AM
Triple H vs Doom.
I seriously doubt that even Doom could make Triple H sell.
But if Triple H doesn't sell to Doom, in the end it's a victory for Doom.
Doom always wins!
But he won't win the World Title...
I think Simmons and Reed would kick HHH's ass
Blue Demon
02-07-2004, 11:44 AM
HHH Vs Flair in a bra & panties match :shifty:
BigDaddyCool
02-07-2004, 11:46 AM
Goobely Gooker vs. Bastion Booger, turkey on a poll match.
Mr. America vs. Kevin Nash for the WWE title, and a three year contract.
Mister Sinister
02-07-2004, 12:23 PM
Maven v. Hardcore Holly in a, No Dropkicks Allowed Match
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 12:32 PM
Maven v. Hardcore Holly in a, No Dropkicks Allowed Match
OUCH!
Stickman
02-07-2004, 12:36 PM
mark henry vs A train.....regular match
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 12:39 PM
mark henry vs A train.....regular match
Mark Henry vs Goldberg...Last man standing...
Those two would cripple each other so fast it's not funny...
Wait...I take it back...:shifty:
Best match ever...Just throw in Bob Holly and let them cripple each other instead of the real talent.
loopydate
02-07-2004, 01:32 PM
Viscera vs. Big Show
Ladder Match
Blue Demon
02-07-2004, 02:19 PM
A-Train Vs. Ken Patera Vs. George "The Animal" Steele...a shave your back match
John la Rock
02-07-2004, 02:34 PM
Maven v. Hardcore Holly in a, No Dropkicks Allowed Match
:lol:
Russell Crowe
02-07-2004, 02:49 PM
Scott Steiner vs Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit in a "No Suplex" match.
Just to clarify, I'm not ragging on Angle and Benoit, it's just since Kurt started in 1999, I have grown to loath suplexes of anytype.
Also, Scott Steiner and Goldberg vs Triple H and Mark Henry in a "Who can make Vince shoot his load first" match.
Gertner
02-07-2004, 02:52 PM
al snow vs big bossman in a kennel match ...... oh wait. that happened.
Gertner
02-07-2004, 02:54 PM
hogan v nash in a finger poke of doom match
Gertner
02-07-2004, 02:56 PM
HHH vs himself in a "loser loses his push " match
Evil Vito
02-07-2004, 02:57 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Main Event of WMXX - Elimination Chamber: HHH vs. HBK vs. Nash vs. Hall vs. X-Pac vs. Goldberg (Who cripples Justin Credible as he was making his way to the ring and enters the match himself)</font>
Gertner
02-07-2004, 03:01 PM
Mark Henry Vs. Rikishi Vs. Big Show Bra and panties 60 minute iron man match
add in this stipulation "winner gets to cut a 15 minute uninterrupted interview
Gertner
02-07-2004, 03:06 PM
they keep coming to me
Bradshaw vs Hacksaw Jim Duggen - no clotheslines allowed match
Sickboy
02-07-2004, 03:19 PM
Viscera vs. Big Show
Ladder Match
This would be a classic! :lol:
Blue Demon
02-07-2004, 03:39 PM
Yokozuna Vs. Nathan Jones...amatuer wrestling 60 minute iron man match
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 03:56 PM
Mae Young vs the Fabulous Moolah -- Bra and Panties match.
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 03:58 PM
Good Old JR vs Jerry the King Lawler--Funny headgear on a pole...
I doubt either of their fat asses could climb the fu</>cking poll...
Rock Bottom
02-07-2004, 04:01 PM
Who would announce?
Cole: (Whispering) ...Uh, are you sure I should say that Tazz?
Tazz: (Whispering off mic) You'll get fired if you don't..
Cole: *Ahem* ...By god almighty. Barbeque sauce. Stunner. Unprettier, what kind of human being, in all my years in the business?
Ricky
02-07-2004, 04:11 PM
OMG I WILL SAY ANYTHING INVOLVING TRIPLE H TO TRY AND SOUND LIKE A SMARK!!!!!!!!
Rock Bottom
02-07-2004, 04:20 PM
Steven Richards vs. John Cena in a "You can't see me" match
Evolution
02-07-2004, 04:34 PM
Steven Richards vs. John Cena in a "You can't see me" match
LMFAO!:rofl: :y: :y:
Anything I say will probably sound lame now.
Cactus Jack vs Diamond dallas Page vs Theodore Long in a Shoot Out?
Innovator
02-07-2004, 04:49 PM
HHH vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Bradshaw - I Sell Match (I quit kinda, the first to sell loses)
Watson
02-07-2004, 04:59 PM
Naked Mideon vs. David Arquette vs. The Shockmaster vs. Dink The Clown in a "King Of Wrestlecrap" match with Todd Pettengill as the Special Guest Referee. :y: :y:
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 05:00 PM
Who would announce?
Cole: (Whispering) ...Uh, are you sure I should say that Tazz?
Tazz: (Whispering off mic) You'll get fired if you don't..
Cole: *Ahem* ...By god almighty. Barbeque sauce. Stunner. Unprettier, what kind of human being, in all my years in the business?
Austin Austin by gawd Austin.
I feel like an idiot saying this...
Tazz: You are an idiot, Cole.
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 05:01 PM
Big Show vs Ric Flair--Wet T-Shirt contest.
dyadelivernowedopork
02-07-2004, 05:05 PM
Batista vs anyone in a 1 on 1 situation where he has to use more than 2 moves to win
Evil Vito
02-07-2004, 05:18 PM
OMG I WILL SAY ANYTHING INVOLVING TRIPLE H TO TRY AND SOUND LIKE A SMARK!!!!!!!!
<font color=goldenrod>Cause we all know ANYTHING negative said against Triple H is the attempt to try and be a smark.</font> :roll:
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 05:26 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Cause we all know ANYTHING negative said against Triple H is the attempt to try and be a smark.</font> :roll:
Let the retards spazz out.
Supermark101
02-07-2004, 06:48 PM
Goobely Gooker vs. Bastion Booger, turkey on a poll match.
I was thinking that same thing.
Andre the Gaint vs. The Junkyard Dog -
NO Headbuts Allowed Triple Threat -
1st Fall 60 minute Ultimate Summison
2nd Fall Ladder Match
3rd Fall Hell in a Cell - First One throw off the roof loses
Nowhere Man
02-07-2004, 07:21 PM
Giant Gonzales vs David Arquette in an Ultimate Submission match.
FourFifty
02-07-2004, 08:51 PM
Sean O'Haire VS Vince McMachon
Inverted cage match.
Pretty much there is a shark cage right outside the ring. You have to throw the victim into the cage, close it, and lock it. After that, when "Come On" by Waterproof Blonde, errr... I mean the winner's theme music the loser will be forced to live in a cage over the ring.
Oh, and it's a shoot.
The Tool
02-07-2004, 09:18 PM
RVD vs. The Hurricane -- BORING
Champion of Europa
02-07-2004, 09:24 PM
Ric Flair vs. Chris Benoit "If You Chop, You're Fired Match."
I don't think Benoit could survive.
Funky Fly
02-07-2004, 09:41 PM
A Train vs Mark Henry - Winner gets to eat Rey Mysterio
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 09:52 PM
Kane vs Undertaker--Limbo from Hell match.
Kane Knight
02-07-2004, 09:53 PM
Rob Van Dam vs Jeff Hardy X-Treme piss test (drug check)
Evil Vito
02-07-2004, 10:40 PM
Rob Van Dam vs Jeff Hardy X-Treme piss test (drug check)
<font color=goldenrod>You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.
ARGHHGFHHSFGHFSFHJFLH</font> :mad:
Mister Sinister
02-08-2004, 03:24 AM
RVD vs. The Hurricane -- BORING
Well, I would think that match would be too boring, it's been kinda of a match I hope to see, since they are both pretty talented, but of course, Dream Matches can end up being boring
The Goochinator
02-08-2004, 10:08 AM
Elimination Chamber
Big Show vs. Atrain vs. Bastian Booger Vs. Earthquake Vs. Mark Henry Vs. and the world champ ....Repo Man
Adios
Gooch Out
Funky Fly
02-08-2004, 01:41 PM
Andre The Giant vs Big Show - Shark Cage match
Funky Fly
02-08-2004, 01:42 PM
Mark Henry vs Rikishi - Loser goes to Jenny Craig match
Kane Knight
02-08-2004, 01:44 PM
Mark Henry vs Rikishi - Loser goes to Jenny Craig match
Sounds win-win to me.
Funky Fly
02-08-2004, 01:47 PM
Sounds win-win to me.
The stipulations will be win-win, but the match... *shudder*
Kane Knight
02-08-2004, 01:50 PM
The stipulations will be win-win, but the match... *shudder*
Yeah, but it's for a worthy cause...
SUPREMO
02-08-2004, 03:45 PM
Viscera vs. Mark Henry vs. Rikishi vs. Big Show Wet T-Shirt contest
mikeynegrin
02-08-2004, 04:35 PM
rico vs rikishi in a thong match
Evil Vito
02-08-2004, 05:10 PM
<font color=goldenrod>20-Man Battle Royal (Pinfall Eliminations only) for the World Heavyweight Title:
Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show vs. Rikishi vs. Kevin Nash vs. Mark Henry vs. A-Train vs. Scott Steiner vs. Earthquake vs. Typhoon vs. Andre The Giant vs. Yokozuna vs. Brian Adams vs. Bryan Clarke vs. Giant Gonzalez vs. Ultimate Warrior vs. Naked Mideon vs. Viscera vs. Goldberg vs. David Arquette vs. Triple H (C)
Commentators: Vince McMahon and Tony Schiavone
Ring Announcer: Stephanie McMahon
Oh yeah, and each of the 20 guys gets a 2 minute interview before the match</font>
Razor Rybek
02-08-2004, 06:02 PM
Stephanie Vs Mae Young Vs Moolah Vs Bertha Faye
3 Losers get Naked Match! :eek:
Evolution
02-08-2004, 06:45 PM
rico vs rikishi in a thong match
Rico in a thong?:naughty: :drool:
Throw in Billy Gunn and you're on a winner... seriously.
Savio
02-08-2004, 07:08 PM
Hardcore Holly versus Brock Lesnar for the title.
Supermark101
02-08-2004, 07:36 PM
Stephanie Vs Mae Young Vs Moolah Vs Bertha Faye
3 Losers get Naked Match! :eek:
I hope bertha Faye would lose. She was hot
Giant Gonzales, Gaint Siva, Andre the Gaint vs. Earthquake, Typhoon, Yokozuna
Lucha Libre sytle Match
Triple H vs Superman, in a "man who is most super wins" match
triple h would make superman job :(
asphyXy
02-08-2004, 08:47 PM
<font color=969696>Hulk Hogan vs Kevin Nash, Three Stages of Hell
1 - 60 Minute Iron Man Match
2 - "I Quit" Match
3 - Ladder Match</font>
Vastardikai
02-08-2004, 10:43 PM
Bob Holly is the Judge/Test Dummy for the Best Powerbomb Contest:
Brock Lesnar vs. Vader
Oh, it says Worst Match Possible. :shifty:
Innovator
02-08-2004, 11:15 PM
War Games
Hogan, Earthquake, Typhoon, Giant Gonzalez vs. Mark Henry, Rikishi, Rosie, Yokozuna
FourFifty
02-09-2004, 12:40 AM
Loser never cuts another promo match
Mick Foley VS Ric Flair
Grand Master Sexy VS Jake Roberts in a Dope on a Rope match
Hogan VS Savage in a Hairpiece on a pole match
Lex Luger VS New Jack in a "kill the other guy match" (I would so order that PPV! GO NEW JACK!!!! I mean, Luger's chances are what, 1-5 :foc: )
Earl Hebner VS Nick Patrick
Hardcore Holly VS Brock Les.... Damn it! I was beat to the joke!
Ric Flair VS Rikishi in a Winner gets a bra match
Eric Draven VS Sting in a "loser drops their gimmick" match
Lex Luger VS himself in a closet with nunchucks in an iron man match
Corkscrewed
02-09-2004, 12:53 AM
LMAO @ this thread! Archive this shit! :lol:
Viscera vs Bastion Booger in a G-string Stinkface match.
10 man elimination match(first person to get 5 pins wins)
Tazz vs Cole vs King vs Lawler vs Coachman vs Snow vs Josh Matthews vs Rue vs Teddy Long vs Marc Loyd
Jobbers Hell in a cell match
Funaki vs Shannon Moore vs A-train vs Bradshaw vs Scotty 2 Hotty vs Jamie Noble vs Chavo vs Hardcore Holly vs Orlanto Jordan vs Rhyno
vs
Rico vs John Heinreich vs Mark Henry vs Rodney Mack vs Hurricane vs Zach Gowen vs Lance Storm vs William Regal vs Spike Dudley vs Maven
Ladder match (10-year contracts hanging from the ceiling)
Eric Bischoff vs Paul Heyman
McMahon Rumble
Vince vs Linda vs Stephanie vs Shane vs Trips(??)
Who can make more nip slips match
Miss Jackie vs Trish
Loser gets buried... forever
Sean O'Haire vs RVD
BigGammy v1.0
02-09-2004, 03:27 PM
The Big Show v Mark Henry in a scaffold match.
123 kid
02-09-2004, 03:39 PM
Bob Holly v Bob Holly...............oh wait
Bob Holly V Mark Henry winner gets lifetime contract!
Razor Rybek
02-09-2004, 03:41 PM
Batista vs Brock Lesner
Winner gets 30 minutes on the mic match
Kane Knight
02-09-2004, 03:57 PM
Bob Holly v Bob Holly...............oh wait
Bob Holly V Mark Henry winner gets lifetime contract!
And the loser gets...A #1 contendership shot.
Kane Knight
02-09-2004, 03:57 PM
Batista vs Brock Lesner
Winner gets 30 minutes on the mic match
So simple, yet so awesome. I love this one.
123 kid
02-09-2004, 04:12 PM
Scott Steiner V Hardcore Holly in a first for 10 pins and no belly to belly suplexes are allowed (steiners f**ked) winner gets to be in every single match o n next raw and loser gets main event spot at wmxx vs HHH.
Viscera V Big Show in a first to get to 300 pounds match.......... oh wait that would be entertaining seeing their fat asses working up a sweat can you imagine viscera with no shirt on swimming? Also the loser of the match must wear a thong to the ring for next 20 matches.
Mae Young V Vader in a Bra and Panties match
Scarlet
02-09-2004, 04:57 PM
Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior in an Iron Man "No Clotheslines Allowed" No-Sell from Hell match
ilt_undertaker
02-09-2004, 06:10 PM
<font color=Silver>6 person Strip Poker in the middle of the ring match
Rikshi, Jazz and Mae Young V. Mark Herny, Big Show and Shaniqua</font>
thuganomicalcrippler
02-22-2004, 12:03 PM
Goldberg vs Teddy Long vs Triple H (Spell vs Smell vs Sell - three things they cannot do, in that order- Teddy obviously has no sense of smell-or he wouldn't be MARK Henry's menanger)
Bad Guy
02-22-2004, 05:01 PM
I hope bertha Faye would lose. She was hot
:nono:
Showstopper
02-22-2004, 05:08 PM
Hardcore Holly -vs- Easy Fold Chair
Hall -vs- Austin: Beer Denial Contest
OssMan
02-22-2004, 06:45 PM
Batista vs Matt Morgan in a no powerbombs match
Bret Hart vs HBK in a screw job match
oh wait...
how about Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle or Chris benoit, in a "punch and kick" only match
Splaya
02-22-2004, 11:59 PM
Nash Vs holly. First one to break a muscle in the neck loses.
This match could be over faster than the Rock and Big Bossman's 4 second match.
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