Official RAW Thread (8/7/2006): Can a Bulldoser break the Glass Celing?

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3140566

After announcing that D-Generation X would take on the McMahons at SummerSlam, the Chairman was all smiles with Shawn Michaels left seemingly unconscious in the ring. Following a tiring match with the undefeated Umaga, interference by Mr. McMahon and Shane ensured the Samoan Bulldozer would not only get the victory over HBK, but hopefully injure him in the process.

The Chairman and his son continued the brutal assault after the match, and also told Michaels to give Triple H a message—that he would take on Umaga on RAW the following week.

Since joining RAW in April, The Samoan Bulldozer has ripped through the competition. His savage beatings on HBK — among others — have got to be on The Game’s mind. Although Triple H is known as one of the fiercest competitors in WWE, he has to wonder about the type of danger he could be subjected to against Umaga. For weeks, DX was one step ahead of the McMahons. Then, after Umaga got tossed into the mix, the scales were tipped against DX for the first time. Will the Samoan Bulldozer continue his dominance against Triple H on RAW?

Hulk Hogan was originally scheduled to show up at RAW Monday night in Memphis, but a knee injury will prevent him from appearing. His status for his match against Randy Orton at SummerSlam is still unknown.

Randy Orton, however, will definitely be at RAW, facing Jerry “The King” Lawler in “The King’s” hometown of Memphis, Tenn. Two weeks ago, after Hogan dared Orton to step into the ring with him, Lawler made it his business to give the Hulkster a helping-hand. “The King” left his announcer’s post and tossed Orton into the ring to prevent him from getting away from Hogan.

The following week Orton landed a cheap shot on Lawler that knocked him off of his chair. Lawler responded by challenging the Legend Killer to a match on RAW. Will Lawler have the hometown edge when he steps into the ring with, or will he become another victim of the Legend Killer?

A match between WWE Champion Edge and John Cena was also announced for SummerSlam—and there’s a stipulation. If Edge gets disqualified, he will lose the WWE Championship. WWE fans know how fanatical Cena has been about reclaiming the WWE Championship, but Edge has vowed he won’t succumb to the STFU, and that he’ll be the one with his hand raised at SummerSlam. What will Edge have to say on RAW?


Also on RAW, Women’s Champion Mickie James will give her former idol, Trish Stratus, an opportunity at the Championship. Last week on RAW, Stratus was able to get the pinfall on James in a tag team match. Will the six-time Women’s Champion be able to claim the gold for the seventh time?

Goodbye, Rebecca DiPietro. The third Diva casualty slimmed the pool in the Diva Search contest down to five. This week on RAW, the fourth Diva hopeful will be eliminated. Who will it be?

SummerSlam, the biggest party of the summer, is rapidly approaching and the closer it gets, the more the competition heats up. Watch RAW on Monday night, live on the USA Network at 9/8 CT.

[Azriel]

A little early there, huh Jimmy? :lol:

Anyway, I hope HHH doesn't do the JOB to Umaga. Umaga doesn't deserve this big of a push

[St. Jimmy]

yeah, 7 minutes early =/. I'm just hoping for Flair to repeat last week and make me die laughing again.

[Kane Knight]

Joo are next...Haha

[Azriel]

I hope we get some announcement for a Flair/Foley match at SS tonight.

[Skippord]

Lets go Trips Lets go Trips

[Corndad]

"IF Umaga wins... We Riot"

[Team Sheep]

Gonna head downstairs now and park my ass on the coach ready for Raw. Enjoy the show guys.

[ClockShot]

I'm all for Flair/Foley the makeup for the disaster. I'd would like to hear some sort of a "State of the Hulkster" address. Just to spare us that horror show at Summerslam.

[Kane Knight]

YAY! Orton vs Lawler!

[St. Jimmy]

YAY... *snore*

[St. Jimmy]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Azriel]

Here we go. Evening TPWW and welcome to Monday Night RAWWWW!!

[Skippord]

I hope Lawler wins

[ClockShot]

Good evening everybody.

[St. Jimmy]

I hate the south....

[St. Jimmy]

Oh... My.... God....

[Azriel]

The hell? :lol:

[Skippord]

What the fuck

[ClockShot]

Elvis must be rolling in his grave. Or watching from space.:lol:

[NeanderCarl]

The McMahons get more disjointed and flat week after week.

[St. Jimmy]

This is almost making me embarassed that I watch this shit...

[Jaton]

Not only is this segment dragging on too long and getting too repetitive, the camera man is on drugs.

[ClockShot]

Where's The Rock when you need him?

[Hanso Amore]

Im turning it off already

[Corndad]

OMG this screams Cfed pictures lol

[Azriel]

Elvis is rolling in his grave.

[Jaton]

And where the fuck is Kane?

[St. Jimmy]

is his name now "The Undefeated Umaga"

[St. Jimmy]

Let's die Hogan let's die *clapclap*

[ClockShot]

Hey! We do get a State of the Hulkster address.

WHERE THE FUCK IS UNLIMITED!?

[Jaton]

The theme for Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James should be Killswitch Engage - Rose of Sharyn.

"It won't be long..we'll meet again.."



...








...and again, and again, and again, and again.

[St. Jimmy]

So isn't this actually the WM Rematch for Trish?

[Azriel]

What a droolfest we have here. Trish looks amazing. I am sorely gonna miss her

[ClockShot]

This will tell us if Trish is leaving soon or not.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO! I LOVE EDGE :love:

[Skippord]

Edge YAY

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is fucking amped.

[St. Jimmy]

Ooooh...

[ClockShot]

This is a nice change, but.....this is boring me.

[St. Jimmy]

Lita's sphere was better than Edge's. Damn.

[St. Jimmy]

Carlito? A Push? NEVER :shifty:

[Skippord]

Carlito Vs Edge :love:

[Johnny Vegas]

Carlito Push> The World

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A Snakes on A Plane Preview. This should get shoved down our throats about 10 times tonight.

[Azriel]

I guess Edge forgot that one time he was on the WWE cover. Must be having memory loss.

[Kane Knight]

I hope Lawler wins

You're retarded.

[Skippord]

Perhaps I should have added a shifty

[St. Jimmy]

I cannot wait until the Diva Shit is over.

[Kane Knight]

I guess Edge forgot that one time he was on the WWE cover. Must be having memory loss.

It fits him.

[St. Jimmy]

:drool: woah.

[Jaton]

Did anyone else notice Nitro stick his finger in Melina's asscrack while she was on the table?

[St. Jimmy]

what is this going to be, the third Shelton v.s. Carlito?

[Azriel]

Holy mother of Pearl, Melina is extremly flexible

[ClockShot]

Did anyone else notice Nitro stick his finger in Melina's asscrack while she was on the table?

*raises hand*

[Jaton]

WTF. Another IC title match?

I bet on Raw next week there will be another one.



Oh. It's Kane. !

[St. Jimmy]

.... KANE?!....

[Azriel]

Kane?! IT'S KANE!!!

[Skippord]

KANE KANE KANE IS HERE

[St. Jimmy]

Kane's movie is over, back to Mid-Card hell.

[ClockShot]

Kane's movie is over, back to Mid-Card hell.

It wasn't really over to begin with.

[Skippord]

Lita's sphere was better than Edge's. Damn.
Lita has lovely spheres

[Extreme Angle]

so they did scrap the mask angle...

[Azriel]

Roadkill jackets. Good one JR :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

It wasn't really over to begin with.

:lol: good one.

[Linkbowler]

So....Kane's going for the IC title? The hell?

[St. Jimmy]

... what? why the fuck is Kane the #1 Contender for the IC title?

[Extreme Angle]

kane wins

[Azriel]

Uh oh, Johnny better run! :lol:

so, whats happening with Carlito then?

[ClockShot]

Match tonight with Edge maybe?

[St. Jimmy]

Carlito is going to get a push?

[Extreme Angle]

cena wins at summerslam
next night on raw carlito vs cena for the title
carlito wins the same way he won the us off cena

[Azriel]

Well, I was talking SS. I think Nitro/Kane will be at the PPV, unless Carlito manages to get in there somehow

[Extreme Angle]

jesus those guys dressed up as the spirit squad...

[St. Jimmy]

o_ O WAS THAT A GROUP OF FANS DRESSED LIKE THE SS?!

[ClockShot]

*click* Damn, of all nights the Yanks. got the night off. Anything else good on right now?

[Jaton]

cena wins at summerslam
next night on raw carlito vs cena for the title
carlito wins the same way he won the us off cena



That would be horrible.

[St. Jimmy]

*click*

That's the sound I make too when I hear Cena's music.

[Extreme Angle]

what does cena's shirt say?

[Linkbowler]

Slurpees for Herpes? That was actually decent.

[NeanderCarl]

They bleeped out "bitch"?? Isn't this supposed to be live?

[Jaton]

He stole Mick Foley's cheap pop! All he was missing was a thumbs up.

[St. Jimmy]

RVD would be nice right now...

[ClockShot]

No offense to everybody watching, but isn't Tenneesee BELOW the M-D line?

[Extreme Angle]

so thats what it was about..
trish and carlito vs lita and edge

[St. Jimmy]

o_ o we're going to waste a perfectly good oppertunity like this on VIS?

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL Cena looked soooo botched looking worried about Big Vis

[ClockShot]

This is the match that will prove A. It's just a big sack of air under Big Vis. Or B. Cena is the one guy who can lock an submission on any guy, of any size, and make him tap out.

[Azriel]

Hmm, Carl, I didn't hear no beeping out of bitch. Cena needs to get back doing some rapping, although that promo wasn't too bad

[St. Jimmy]

Spinning Wheel Kick!

[Linkbowler]

Was that a spinning heel kick from the fatass?

[Hanso Amore]

He is a white rapper that doesnt rap.......

What the fuck is his gimmick

[St. Jimmy]

modified overhead inverted neckbreaker?

[Skippord]

BAHGAWD FIREMANS CARRY

[Azriel]

Umm, hasn't Cena faced Vis and FUed him before?

[St. Jimmy]

BAHGAWD FIREMANS CARRY

:y:

[St. Jimmy]

Umm, hasn't Cena faced Vis and FUed him before?

He hit Show with a couple of times. Trips was impressed.

[Linkbowler]

Well, Umaga's graphic says he's undefeated. Time to put 40 billion dollars on HHH.

[Azriel]

angle/Sabu should be good stuff right there

[ClockShot]

Sabu vs. Angle. I'll try to watch that.

[parkmania]

Was it just me or did Cena look like he was gonna break into tears when the girls and kids gave him that ""big pop"?

[Azriel]

Oh God, Gene Simmons pulling an Ozzy. Well, at least he's coherent.

[St. Jimmy]

Andre was the man.

[Jaton]

She said "whoop that trick"

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Trish + Ghetto = Genius.

[Linkbowler]

Now DAT'S cool.

[ClockShot]

I'M ROBBIE!

[Skippord]

That was rather poor timing

[parkmania]

I'M ROBBIE!

[Azriel]

Candice and Torrie :drool:

[Jaton]

Is it just me or did Shawn look a bit younger?

[St. Jimmy]

Shawn looked a little more energetic.

[Skippord]

Superspear?

[Xerzes]

I'm indifferent to Mexican Chappelle, and to Edge. Sufficiently so that when he came out earlier and announced that he was the champion, I was honestly surprised, he's so dull.

Good combination, there, WWE.

[St. Jimmy]

Lawler and Orton after this tag match? That's bullshit.

[ClockShot]

OH SHIT!

"I'M KIP JAMES, BITCH!" sign

[Skippord]

Awesome

[St. Jimmy]

I think trish is going commando. :naughty:

[parkmania]

Do you think that security knows enough about TNA names that they'll ever end up taking that sign?

[parkmania]

I think trish is going commando. :naughty:


And that's... a good thing!

[St. Jimmy]

O_ o

[Linkbowler]

Edge is gay!

[St. Jimmy]

that was an odd chant. wow.

[ClockShot]

Do you think that security knows enough about TNA names that they'll ever end up taking that sign?

They know....

[Johnny Vegas]

lol @ Edge is gay

[Azriel]

That would be nice

[iquitted]

http://www.wmur.com/news/9625278/detail.html

this is funny. taking wrestling a little too far there, junior. watch the vid.

[Azriel]

Edge is gay? Okkkay

[St. Jimmy]

this RAW has been amazingly lackluster tonight.

[Azriel]

I miss Unlimited. Anybody know why it was taken off?

[Azriel]

Eh, what else is new Jimmy? Lackluster is what they do best apparently

[St. Jimmy]

Last week was kinda hot, Foley/Flair was gold.

[Skippord]

ROFL them making fun of the study

[St. Jimmy]

Trish with a great spinebuster.

[St. Jimmy]

Trish fucking Imploded... WOW.

[Azriel]

Damn, that was some Spear

[St. Jimmy]

The HUCKster.

[St. Jimmy]

so if Hogan is really injured, who's taking his place?

[ClockShot]

I'll be damned. ORTON'S RIGHT!

[St. Jimmy]

OH SHIT. WOO.

[St. Jimmy]

He has Foley's book... :rofl:

[ClockShot]

Clockshot Conspiricy Theory #75

Randy Orton hired the Highlanders to take out Hogan to prove he is immortal. Turns out, he isn't.

That what I think happened to Hulk Hogan.

[St. Jimmy]

WOO. OLD. WOO.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Naitch is the man.

[Skippord]

Thats probably not safe throwing a book

[St. Jimmy]

I bet someone get jarred in the face.

[ClockShot]

Wow. He winged that book.

[Skippord]

Yeah Ric he only said that in both of his books you dumbass

[darkpower]

damn these fans are rough tonight. Chanting BORING to Foley?

God, who let these fans in the building tonight?

[St. Jimmy]

Wow.

[Skippord]

I really hate Ric Flair I really really do

[Skippord]

Flair:"BE A MAN MICK"
Savage:"BE A MAN HULK"

[St. Jimmy]

I Quit at SummerSlam? :love:

[Jaton]

Did he just get cut off?

[Jaton]

Flair:"BE A MAN MICK"
Savage:"BE A MAN HULK"

[ClockShot]

An I Quit match eh. I wonder if Foley is gonna pull the mic. trick like he did on The Rock.

[St. Jimmy]

Hey look, it's a shoot.

[Azriel]

Oh, that will be sweet. HIAC wouldve been sweeter though

[St. Jimmy]

SNAKES on a Motherfuckin' plane.

[ClockShot]

Fake Brooke :drool:

[darkpower]

SNAKES on a MotherSHUTYOMOUTH plane.

[St. Jimmy]

... this is sad.

[darkpower]

Whoever told King to wear white needs to die.

[Skippord]

Lawlers wering a tablecloth

[ClockShot]

Nice and short.

[St. Jimmy]

lol.

[ClockShot]

They're hyping Hardy's Second Chance already. That didn't take too long.

[Skippord]

Erica is so hot

[Skippord]

Please lord lead it be Layla

[Skippord]

MOTHERFUCKERS

[Skippord]

Welcome to Raw is Skippord

[Skippord]

DIS THE DIVA!!!1111

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WTF, ERICA GONE?


There is no justice.

[Skippord]

Godsmack kicks all sorts of ass

[Skippord]

LMAO the song just said shit

[Skippord]

I love Erica tho :'(

[Skippord]

Seriously

[Skippord]

She was fine

[Skippord]

Fuck Layla

[Skippord]

If Layla wins I riot

[ClockShot]

*click*

[Skippord]

I LIKE HER TITTIES

[Skippord]

A LOT

[Skippord]

I hate her

[Skippord]

A WHOLE LOT

[Skippord]

JT is hot

[Skippord]

MILF

[Skippord]

A DIVA TALENT SHOW :|

[Azriel]

What an incedible waste of time

[Skippord]

Erica should be signed anyway

[Skippord]

UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA

[Skippord]

BORES ME

[Skippord]

SERIOUSLY

[Skippord]

FAKE COPS

[Skippord]

AAE

[Skippord]

Lets go Trips Lets Go Trips

[darkpower]

Just so you know, I would bang Kristen Bell in a second (that who that chick in that teaser looked like).

[Skippord]

DAAAAAY SAMOAN BULLDOSER

[ClockShot]

ARE YOU READY?

[Azriel]

that is Kristen Bell.

[Skippord]

Shes hot

[ClockShot]

LOL! Small Umaga chant going.

[Azriel]

You have to be shitting me.

[Skippord]

Fuck

[ClockShot]

And for my milestone 1,000th post:

Good night everybody.

[Schoenauer]

I want two hours of my life back... and wow, a RAW thread that only went 6 pages?? How depressing!!

[Azriel]

Sure, I come back for the blah RAW. Oh well, night everybody.

[Gertner]

Fantastic way to end Raw :)

[Dorkchop]

I want two hours of my life back... and wow, a RAW thread that only went 6 pages?? How depressing!!

Canada doesn't get Raw live anymore. We get it an hour later. Boourns to that.

[Blitz]

Which is way I wasn't here to bring this thread up to 10 pages.

[Skippord]

Hey Blitz why dont you do a Canadian Raw thread?

[Team Sheep]

On a not so important note, anyone else hear JR say last night that Snakes on a Plane is coming out on October 18th? :lol:

[Arnold HamNegger]

Wow, those Diva Search segments were some of the most brutally awful things I've seen in the WWE or any wrestling organization period. How the hell can anyone still be approving this shit to go on the air? Not to mention, the rest of the show itself was just :|

I can honestly say that as of the last 3 weeks, I look forward to ECW more than any of the other brands.

[Skippord]

Did anyone hear the part when they were running down the card for Summerslam the Godsmack song was playing and it said shit

[Tommy Gunn]

LOL at Flair throwing the mic down and trying to talk into the book. :rofl:

It's not a good sign when the highlights of the night are all botched promos.